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Bjpenn.com
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>>68512035
FAGGOT OP BTFO
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>>68512035
Autist OP will never recover
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AUTISTIC AMERICAN OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
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artem
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>>68512048
go here
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why does he keep ducking everybody? what's he afraid of?
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>>68512071
fuck off retard
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Is the McGregor meme over?
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>>68512071
heem yourself into an early grave
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>>68512035


Upcoming events:

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6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) - [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST]

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7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

Previous thread: >>68493123

News:

>Hendo wants Bisping rematch
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-vs-michael-bisping-2-hendo-says-rematch-would-be-fitting-career-finale

>Anthony Pettis faces Charles Oliveira at UFC on Fox 21
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948068/anthony-pettis-faces-charles-oliveira-in-featherweight-debut-at-ufc

>Will Brooks signs with UFC, meets Ross Pearson at TUF 23 Finale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/will-brooks-signs-with-ufc-meets-ross-pearson-at-the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale

>My secondary MW boy Alessio Di Chirico gets another fight
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/743173930110816256
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Why was the last thread even heem'd?
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>>68512109
muh bump limit
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>>68512109
Autismo made it like 30 posts early
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>>68512123
a thread was made in the thread before the last one that one was also made 30 posts early and the hotpocket didn't care
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so guys what are the chances we see Thompson challenging for a title? Let's say it all works out and Lawler retains his title against Woodley, do you think Wonderboy has a good shot against him?
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>>68512154
Relax
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eInCprYgxpY

Bob Sapp is so mandramatic, can't blame him though, it got a dildo modeled after him in Japan
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>>68512123
By the time modcuck deleted it, the old thread was already at the limit. Why is /heem/ so heavily police?
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>>68512187

autist op deserves to be kept in check
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>>68512208
>Kept in check
>He makes a new thread 30 seconds later

Just ban him instead of inconveniencing the general.
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>>68512187
it's not really, this happens like once every few months then dies down for a while
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picks guy where?
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>>68512221
this, he should be perma banned for being an uncreative faggot
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be careful /heem/
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be VERY careful
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do you guys have every thread here on ignore except this one? not even hating this thread just looks like an oddity
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>>68512286
As
Real
As
It
Gets
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How can straight women eve compete?
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>>68512286
I'm sort of confused, I just got home from work to fire up some /heem/ with my fellow fightfans and everyone is mad about janitors and OPs
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>>68512303
The autist who makes them 30 posts early got his deleted and everyone moved to this one
Considering how he reacted that one time people used a shitty thread over his because of some memes in the OP he's probably shitting his pants right now
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>>68512303
shut the fuck up you whining pathetic bitch piece of shit
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It's already too late heem

you should've been more careful
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>>68512320
>>68512303
>Adan talking to himself
Eat something
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>>68512301
>her logo is literally the shocker
based Firecrotch Dyke, kills women and fucks them too
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>>68512343
I'm guessing wrestling/jitz is great for the bedroom. She would probably death by snoo snoo my me.
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>>68512340
If I wanted to insult myself I would've said something funny. I have no idea why that guy is shitting himself in anger

I'm also eating right now so I got that covered.
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Not tonight jon
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>>68512382
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>>68512325
Woah! Who is this ugly chuck?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>68512391
Why did they let her corrupt him ._.
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>>68512391
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>>68512410

he misses that wheaties money
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>"What the fuck do you mean you can't get it up, Jon?!"
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>>68512382
her midget legs are kinda my fetish
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>>68512382
will you please shut the fuck up
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>>68512610
>"Daniel! what are you doing in my room with that camera?!"
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>>68512610
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Aldo = Shook
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948712/jose-aldo-responds-to-frankie-edgar-s-criticism-f-k-him
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>>68512158
>so guys what are the chances we see Thompson challenging for a title?
100%

>do you think Wonderboy has a good shot against him?
100%
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>>68512391
i'd rather do Sage desu and i'm not even gay
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damn the ufc site is a fucking joke

hope the chinese bring some professionalism to this shit
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>>68512680
thanks
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>>68512657
>young man you need to get in closer to reach that dick. Let me show you how I managed to reach jon's dick
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>>68512107
i'm done lads, check the responses to the OP if you want to see all this stuff in the future
i can work around shitposters, but not hotpockets
good job other OPs, you won
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Reminder that this LITERALLY happened
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>>68512745

Good

No one ever asked you to man every thread you fucking autist
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>tfw your prime minister makes out with another dude to combat terrorism
will leafs ever recover?
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>>68512695
so how do you see Wonderboy beating Lawler? I can see him keeping him away using his range and clinching a decision. I dont know about a knockout though. That being said I didn't think I would see him put away Hendricks either.
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>Pettis going to 145

What a fucking bitch

RDA ruined him
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>>68512286
Not sure what you mean, elaborate a bit lad
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>>68512680
Thanks
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>>68512745
I'll always appreciate the effort you put in with new threads.
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>>68512770
>(gay)?
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>>68512779
>>68512158

Rory is going to pressure Wonderboy more than anyone, he has better striking and better use of range than any of Wonderboy's opponents and you're going to see Wonderboy moving backwards constantly and then getting taken down
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what does heem mean
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>>68512817
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
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>>68512786
But he's off the gas now. This is his natural weight class.
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>>68512837
me too thanks
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>>68512745
What?

Don't be done bro, I need you based Amerilad coming through with the news and heems
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>>68512779
>so how do you see Wonderboy beating Lawler?
The same way he beat Hendricks, just extended
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>>68512837
damn I've never seen that angle before, that was beautiful.
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>>68512748
still makes me kek
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>>68512779
Uh, by shattering his jaw in the first 2 minutes.
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>>68512864
there are usually like 3-5 responses to the OP at most, just look through them
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>>68512812
>he has better striking and better use of range than any of Wonderboy's opponents
The opposite is also true. If Rory can get his back to the cage, you still have to remember Thompson has knocked people out from there.
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>>68512748
that whole card was just fantastic
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Is Eddie Bravo a meme? You'd think he'd have contributed more to BJJ in MMA if he was legit.
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>>68512748
I literally collapsed in near orgasmic joy when that happened. Based left hook Larry.
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>>68512947
Bravo is the only person in the JRE camp who is good at his job.
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>>68512794
>>68512736
what was it
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>>68512999
Full body female sugaring? No clue what it is. Not clicking.
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>>68512929

You're probably right in that Wonderboy is probably the most dangerous opponent Rory has faced, I just feel like Rory is the exact kind of fighter than a karate striker like Wonderboy has problems with.

The threat of the takedown is obviously always there, Wonderboy knows he needs to stay away from the cage and off of the mat, but Rory moves forward and stays very close to his opponents. Wonderboy wants to stay at maximum range, I just don't see Rory moving backwards.

If the threat of the takedown is there and Rory moves into the pocket and throws like he always does, Wonderboy won't really have time to get comfortable. Of course this is just my opinion bud.
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Rory is way overrated, he's going to get heemed.
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>>68513078
Rory is literally the opposite of overrated lol
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>>68513060
I don't disagree that Rory's wrestling is a giant threat. I just don't think we can predict if he'll be able to implement it. I thought Hendricks was the best fighter in the division and Thompson slumped him like he was nothing. Hard to root against him at this point.
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>>68512999
leak of the first embedded
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>>68513088
Ehh, he is a bit overrated. He's way too comfortable to coast when he has dudes backed against the cage. He's very timid even when he's controlling the fight.
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>>68513091
>I thought Hendricks was the best fighter in the division and Thompson slumped him like he was nothing

Did you honestly think that though?

When was the last time you saw Hendricks land a nasty takedown? He was always good at humping legs but the "threat of a takedown" wasn't always there, in my opinion.

His first fight vs Lawler is the only time I can even remember him employing his top game to be honest.

Now, I'm not saying I wasn't surprised when Wonderboy fucked him up, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that Hendricks was clearly not himself for that fight. He's taken far worse in the past and not wilted.

I agree that it's hard to root against Wonderboy, I love him too. He runs a karate gym with his dad and it's a family business, the dude's unreal. I just think Rory's style is the fucking kryptonite of a rangy karate striker.
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>>68513113
>He's very timid even when he's controlling the fight.
lol what have you been watching?

there's a big difference between calculated and timid bud
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Will the UFC cut Pettis when he loses against Oliveira?
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>>68513128
sorry for the super shitty formatting of this post boys
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>>68512748
It's not fair to say it's a glass chin from Rockhold. Bisping has power in his old age. Those shots were landed perfectly and would have dropped all but the chinniest chins.
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>>68513128
I wasn't saying anything about Hendricks' offensive wrestling. I'm saying imo he came close to beating GSP and did beat Lawler who I both consider better than Rory. Now styles do make fights, but Thompson looked on his way to becoming Silva against Hendricks. I would not want to be in the matrix with that guy.

>Hendricks was not himself for that fight
We just don't know at this point. That's why there are a lot of variables for this one. It's a pick 'em for me. I really don't believe you can predict this one.

>>68513144
Rory is one of my favorite fighters, but he definitely has let off the gas when he should have punched it. There's a time to be calculated and there's a time to go for the kill.
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>>68512947
on a meta level yeah, rubber guard is ok, mid tier at best, but the most used and most successful MMA guards are half and butterfly
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>>68513168
it's okay hon
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>>68513168
It's alright man, I know what it's like. You think you're breaking it up because there's a lot of text, but when it goes through it doesn't look that way at all and instead you have gaps every other sentence
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>>68513194
I wouldn't want to be in the matrix either, but you can't just stand in front of a karate striker and let him throw the kitchen sink at you. You have to get in his face and punch it. Rory is not going to stay outside of his own range and eat kicks, he's going to move forward and imo will almost certainly get the takedown.

I agree that it's very much a pick 'em fight, but I had a similar feeling when Rockhold fought Chris and when Conor fought Nate. Rory just does not have the kind of fighting style that Wonderboy thrives against, in my opinion. Rory isn't a great matchup for him.
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>>68513282
>you can't just stand in front of a karate striker and let him throw the kitchen sink at you.

Do you honestly think people are doing that by choice?
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>>68513168
Frankly I just can't see myself accepting your apology.
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>>68512097
I take it O'Haire was paid to take a dive? Because that's what it looks like.
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>>68513245
>>68513206
Yeah that's exactly what I did lol
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>>68513300
Well obviously not dude but there's a difference between standing at range and getting your shit kicked and moving forward and watching for kicks to pressure your opponent
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>>68513447
>tfw called it
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>>68513447
JDS looked so good against Rothwell
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if you're into our boy genova this is a must listen

http://www.ironmagazine.com/2016/international-iron-episode-31/
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GILL-A-TEEN
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GEE OH TEEM
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW
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THE TIME IS NOW
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>>68513736
Text needs to be bigger. Maybe just repeat rows of text.
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g-guys there's a TUF episode on right now isn't there
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>>68513853
yes
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>>68513749
needs to be wider, with bigger text
yellow background with red text seems to work better than vice versa
i'll try having the text take up the whole picture
thanks for the feedback lad
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i want to marry claudia

no

i need to marry claudia
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how's tuf going lads
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>>68514001
claudia is being cute as usual

other than that no news
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>>68514048
thanks for the update
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anybody wanna take a bet? if rory beats wonderboy i'll livestream me eating a hat
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american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ads"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>68512441
kek
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>>68514102
Are you going to microwave it or use any sauce?
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Just wanna let all you faggots know i can and will heem all of you any time, any place. Especially one of those pussy ass schaub posters, pic related
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>>68512085

everybody ducking vitor
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i guess that round went to yoder
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That was the worst round in the history of TUF
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>>68514234
>he wasn't looking at the bunda the whole time
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round goes to Yoder by virtue of being the more attractive contestant, because by every other measure that round was retarded
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>>68514254
yoder was in control on the ground, went to her pretty clearly
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YOU TOO CAN KEEP UP WITH YOUR WORLD LIKE RONDA
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this fight is kimbo-dada tier in its striking technique
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>>68514265
sorry I was just looking at the upside down lady's bunda the whole time
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Lads what are you all watchin?
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>>68514335
tuf episode
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>>68514295
kek it's true

>>68514335
TUF
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Yoder 20-18
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>>68514345
>>68514350
Proper
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>ugly girl wins
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys
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the fuck was that decision
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>team claudia is 7-1

eyyyyy
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>Team lead by Brazilian girl is 7-1
meme magic strikes again
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>>68514437
>girl
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>>68512316
>that """""""""""one"""""""""""" time
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Did team JJ get their first win today?
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>>68514478
That was last week. They got robbed tonight.
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>>68512035

What is the black woman/interviewer's credentials? Is she a former fighter?
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>>68514565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyn_Bryant

Very few
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>>68514566
>hey herb my mouth piece fell out
>ok let me put it back in
>silva knees him in the face

huehuehuehuehuehuehue
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>>68514565
Karyn "Yeah the UFC pays me to be relentlessly positive about the UFC but hey I got kids to feed you idiots this journalism shit don't pay" Bryant is a joke.
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It's kind of weird we put qualifiers on mixed martial artists like "he's got some of the BJJ in the sport" when really sport BJJ guys should be saying "we've got the best jitz that isn't specifically designed for the real world".
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>>68512035

Is the TUF episode over? Or is TUF talk part of it
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>>68514656
will use lad, thanks
>tfw shit at ms paint
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>>68514566
cheeky anderson there
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>>68514679
Better quality.
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>>68514656
A lot of martial arts technique is rendered useless when actual killing is possible, doesnt make people less skilled.
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Hey bullies,
My name is Brendon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass mma pictures. You are FOR SURE everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level 100 percent. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on sherdog or r/mma.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, knocked out mirko cro cop, and a t-shirt mogul. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to half-naked men practicing '''''''''''jiu-jitsu''''''''''''''' ”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash my man). You are all faggots who should just "heem" yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s a selfie I took
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>>68514706
UFC is a simulated death match bro
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DOES MY BOY

RORY MACDONALD

HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT STEPHEN THOMPSON?

HE IS

MY

BOY!
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>>68514723
I think you'd be surprised.
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>>68514723
HEEEYYYYY MOTHERFUCKER
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Bisping-Henderson will legit set this sport back 5 years.
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>>68512417
BLACKED
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>>68514723
Don't besmirch the saint Brendan Schaub's name like that. He is a good and kind boy.
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>>68514788
shut it bisping
don't be scared homie
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>>68514788
Agreed but you're fucking crazy if you say you don't wanna see it.

If Hendo wins, he can retire champ. If Bisping wins he can keep having title fights and being the underdog. Even if he loses to whoever is in line after Hendo I'd say it's a fucking awesome story. Bisping winning is like one of those shitty lifetime achievement awards except, you know, he beat the fucking middleweight champ to get it.

So glad 2016 has been so great compared to the injury riddled 2013-2015. Great time to be a fight fan.
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>>68514566
wtf was up with him celebrating? Bisping wasn't even close to being out and Silva must have know it.
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>>68514962
>>68514985

Bisping is actively campaigning for the worst opponent and the easiest fight. Hendo hasn't won two fights in a row since (too lazy to check Sherdog). Bisping only got his shot because of a freak injury in the first place. If I was Jacare, or a Brazillian in general as of late, I'd be pissed.
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>>68515027
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Alright fuckers time to see who the fuck is who. Post your favorite pre-2005 fighter. No wack ass meme fighters allowed.

>Muh Randy
>Muh Fedor
>Muh Chuck
>Muh Cro Cop

Pic related. Need a lanky BJJ expert to lose spectacularly in PRIDE? Look no further faggots.
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>>68515120
>Pre-2005
I was in 4th grade. How old are you faggots?
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>>68515158
Most /heem/ers are mid to late 20s.
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>>68515058
Legitimate competition in UFC was thrown out the window when Brock showed up at the very earliest. I mean.... look at the middleweight title picture compared to the UFC's own rankings. Legitimate contenders have every reason to be pissed but I don't care. I watched Hendo blow the fuck out of Bisping live way back when and would love to see a rematch regardless of the result. It's a crazy fucking timeline and honestly, UFC has been about entertainment over legitimacy for a good while now (remember when that mick fuck was gonna challenge for the lightweight belt?).
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>>68515120
I was young and didn't knew about MMA but the older guys were always talking about big nog and little nog.
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>>68515198

nigs and nogs man

good times
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>>68515158
>>68515198
So do you all just not watch older fights? I have every PRIDE event and just may upload a private torrent for you cunts to get educated. Every K1 GP too.....

Fuck reading about history you can literally watch it.
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>>68515120
Igor Vovchanchyn, without a doubt
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>>68515120
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>>68515196
very few people will watch MMA for the fighting only, entertainment is needed to keep the company going... I mean, how many non-brits will actually stop and spend 60 bucks to watch jacare vs bisping?
Not even brazilians care about jacare or even know his name
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>>68514518
wow, they sure did

how the hell did kate win round 1
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>>68515226
i dont think mma(or any other sport) is fun to watch when you already know the result and doesn't really care about whos doing it
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When is the next card?
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>>68512817

Don't know if this is true, but some anon said it has to do with guys on worldstarhiphop saying "heem sleepy" after a guy gets knocked out on some video

thats the closest thing I've come to an explanation
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>>68515264
The UFC.tv site has countdown timers
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-ottawa-2016-fight-pass-prelims
http://www.ufc.tv/video/vale-tudo-japan-1
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>>68515260
Fucking what the fuck. I knew before I even started watching PRIDE that Fedor wasn't gonna lose but it was still awesome watching him get his shit split by Big Nog and get his dome cracked by Kevin Randleman. It's a bit of a stretch but it's kinda like watching a movie over again.

>>68515265
I wanna give you shit for being this new but.... God damn I have been on 4Chan too long.
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>>68515265
>>68515196
whats hendo have to say about this? i'm sure he would be thrilled lol can you imagine if he becomes the middle weight champ?
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We need an HD webm remake of this.

>>68515195
I'm 22 and I was in 4th grade prior to 2005.

>>68515226
I can only assume he meant fighters you were watching at the time m8. I have Fight Pass, but a K-1 torrent would be nice. I'd seed.

>>68515196
You have to balance entertainment with sport to be solvent. That's just a reality. Fighters like Brock and McGregor were actually good. Hendo has been on the decline for years. This would be worse than either of those.
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>>68515294
Hendo wants the fight. Best case scenario he wins and retires. Worst case scenario he gets BTFO in the first round and tries to come back and retire on a victory. Would not be mad at either outcome desu familam.
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>>68515299
>he doesn't think hendo finally capturing the UFC title knocking out bisping on his last fight would be the biggest moment in the history of the sport

what a goof
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>>68515158
I was 15.
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>>68515312
>>68515312
yeah i think it could be a fun fight
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Gabi Garcia
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Anybody want me to do more Fighter and the Kid 3D webms? Only the first episode had a lot of quality clips. Might streamable the outtakes if anybody is interested.
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>>68515299
Just realized I don't have the 2009 semi finals. Downloading them rn and will make the torrent maybe next thread.
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>>68515358
Fedor Emelianenko
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absolute madwoman
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>>68515358
Fucking guacala

>>68515370
Why the fuck would you make webms from a podcast when the thread you're posting in is about a sport where motherfuckers get their brains literally disconnected from their bodies?

I will PayPal 5 Ameribucks to anyone who makes a webm of every Igor Vovchanchyn KO from PRIDE.
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>>68515370
It's a TV show m8.
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Can kenflo be a meme?
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>>68515399
tysonesque i like it
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>>68515195
I sincerely doubt that
If you're in your mid twenties and still spamming DC and Schuab memes, you're a pathetic person desu
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>>68515058
Wouldn't you want to fight the guy who shadow realmed you in a previous fight?

Hendo still has power, people thought Luke would walk over Bisping but look what happened there, I don't think the fight would be all that clear cut. Besides, Dana makes the final decision and Bisping is unlikely to turn anything down.
The lad accepted his first and likely last shot at the title on 2 weeks notice
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>>68515532
post your tv
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>>68515559
post your wristwatch
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What would your catchphrase be if you were a referee?
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Which female fighter is likely to have to best looking vagina? I have a feeling that Holly's would look like someone blew up a deli store.
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>>68515640
>Which female fighter is likely to have to best looking vagina?

Absolutely unequivocally Rose.
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a nigger tried to heem me lads, fuck im pissed right now that pussy ran away when i didnt drop
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>>68515640

Probably bethe. Her whole downstairs area is probably beautiful tbqhwyf
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>>68515663
>Rose
pat barry destroyed that when she was 15
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>>68515630

ZIP IT AND FLIP IT
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>>68515684
>>68515663

Also, Pat Barry is black.
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>>68515672

Was it your girlfriend's son's father? What happened lad
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>>68515544
Agreed. Nevermind the fact that Hendo hasn't been expected to win any of his fights since about the time he lost to Jake Shields in 2010. He hasn't taken a step down in competition either. Every time his fights are announced it's a pray for Dan Henderson moment.
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>>68515120
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>>68515640
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>post yfw schaub pulls out of heem 1
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>>68515780
sucks being a virgin haha
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>>68515813
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>>68515780
>it's a brazilian ""female"" fighter that looks like a man episode
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>>68515874
Shit, meant to say goodnight /heem/
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>>68515903

Night buddeh
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>>68515938
>me on the right
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Is will Brooks gonna make an impact in the ufc or will he go 3-3 and fight prelims?
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>>68515938
>the roided dude actually contains himself and doesn't hit the fatty again after noticing he was koed
what a nice human being
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>>68512268
i'm always careful around muzzies. never know what might detonate them
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>le disappear in big fight man

Who is it, /heem/?

Prior, it definitely had to be Bisping. But for now...
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>>68516146
nick diaz
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>>68516146
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Baron of manlets Edgar is about to become the fucking Don
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Being a fighter in the UFC is LITERALLY like indentured servitude. Stay woke sheeple.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466054629865.webm
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>>68516239
you think once Zuffa sells UFC to China that the chinese will pay better?
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>>68516253
In my Reddit opinion, nothing can be worse than the evil Zuffa overlords. If Bernie was elected, every fighter would receive $1 million dollars a second!
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>>68516253
the wage gap between stars and average fighters will probably get wider
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>>68516239
>koran zombie
careful now
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>>68516279
Wait, so you're saying that the fighters who make them more money, get paid more of that money? This is a fucking outrage.
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>>68516279
But the Chinese are socialist they would make the pay more fair, they know how to make capitalism profitable and fair for everyone which is why they're the number 1 power in the world
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>>68516294
ignoring that literally everything in your post is wrong, the people who buy it are probably going to run it purely like a business and not give a shit about twitter hashtags and people crying about other peoples pay
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>>68516323
Well if the reports are correct Zuffa would sell UFC to China Media Capital, a Chinese gove state-backed venture, they pretty much run other sport leagues and own a few Chinese basketball team. Chinese basketball is huge ad rather entertaining. I'd think they would run UFC well and make UFC as entertaining as their Chinese basketball events, plus its ran by the chinese government, so no corruption like cucks like Dana White
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>>68516369
>China Media Capital
Imagine these 2 hosting TUF and doing the press conferences. Cussing in Mandarin do you want to be a Shaolin Monk?
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minecraft = $2.5 billion
UFC = $4.0 billion

lmao
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>>68516451
The US is in a downward spiral, everything is getting devalued and its because everything is owned by China, we are in a worse place then we were 8 years ago
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>>68516451
minecraft is possibly the most popular game on the planet, to be fair
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>>68516509
second, behind tetris
http://www.popsci.com/minecraft-sells-over-100-million-copies
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>>68516522
made by a guy from /v/
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>>68516589
hope that's bait
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I dunno, I think chinky cunts might be better than current UFC.

Kunlun kickboxing is better in term of production values than the UFC. They have atmosphere of proper combat sports event/spectacle like K-1/Pride, something the UFC has never captured. They try to present like american sport and its not the right fit.

Kunlun have intro package for fighters, promotes fighters, gets people invested in them. Exciting walk-outs. Post fight interviews are done backstage. Much slicker than what UFC does.
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>>68516638
Yeah man, the multi-billion dollar organization really dropped the ball in giving people what they want. That's why Pride is still thriving!
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>>68516660
Yeah man, the ufc are perfect and never drop the ball. I much rather watch faceless people in generic corporate uniforms than watch hype events and world grand prix.
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>>68516691
K-1 is also still thriving as well! Great retort!
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>>68516695
So what?
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>>68516660
>Pride died because they didn't give people what they want
What the fuck am I reading
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>>68514617

Bryant is like the E news of mma, but that doesn't make Jewani some elite bernstein and woodward type. He's more of a hack tabloid guy

put him on a pedal stool all you like, he's easily replaceable.
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>>68516711
well technically they didnt give the right people the money and got into a lot of debt and the whole mob thing made it worse so yeah it still reads right
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>>68516716
Not really, a little news company did an expose on their mob connections and they lost their tv deal, which was their main source of revenue along with like all of their sponsors too.
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>>68516294
have you seen china, a few rich party members, a bunch of toothless country folks working in a dangerous factory
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>>68516725
Why did they lose their TV deal? Was it because it nobody watched? Even with shiny lights and mandrama entrances?!
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>>68516738
...because a little news company did an expose on their mob connections
Did you even read my post? Why did you put a trip on?
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>>68516749
I was asking questions straya, settle down. The way you worded it left it ambiguous as to whether those mob connections were real or the TV deal was a separate thing that brought them down. As you can see, I only watch premium combat sport content.
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desu I rank fedor
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If it wasn't for my glass jaw I'd heem every one of you
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>>68516824
how do you know if you have a glass jaw or a granite chin? is there a test or something you can gauge without getting hit? i don't like getting hit in the face but i wonder if i could tank a shot
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>>68516824
When you break a bone, the part where it heals is stronger than before and it will never break in that spot again.Just break your jaw alot and it will become un-heemable.
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>>68516861
Get your dad to tag you on the chin like he used to do when you were a kid and if you drop you'll know
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>>68516918
my dad died of cancer my first year of college
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I can't sleep so I decided to finally watch Pic related. How do I get a job like this? Instead of analyzing fights I just talk about what I would do if I was the boss, discuss Trump, Hillary and why white guys are dumb, shitty punk bands featuring old black men. I'd love to have work for Cuckbow or MMA Fighting.
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>>68516824
Lennox Lewis had a glass jaw and retired without unavenged losses. I guess my point is, if you're a top 0.01% physical specimen under the tutelage of Emmanuel Steward, you should be fine.

Seriously though, get a dog.
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>>68516936
my dad killed himself when I was 7
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>>68516977
My dad died on Christmas Eve driving to get a present for my little brother.
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>>68516982
My dad died while teaching me how to play baseball
He didn't look before he ran out onto the road and got hit by a car
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>>68516992

when will manlets learn
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>>68516992
my dad hung himself with my purple belt
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>>68516951
You think just any average joe can do that job? those are the premier minds of MMA journalism
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>>68515938
yeah the opposite of hendo
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succ
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jon
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Does anyone have those continuous pictures of nick diaz lying down that one guy used to post?
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>>68517127
WORST MEME OF ALL TIME
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who /intimate & passionate/ here?
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>>68517141
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http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Yair-RodriguezAlex-Caceres-Headliner-5-Other-Bouts-Set-for-UFC-Fight-Night-in-Utah-106511

Are you guys ready for UFC Fight Night: Rodriguez vs Caceres?
That's an awesome fight but I'm surprised to see them headlining honestly. Can't complain though, better than fringe top 15 old cunts with nothing better to offer than a W on a prospect's record imo.
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>>68517216
yeah, all top 10-15 should headline a card, especially if they want to be a sell at any point on ppv
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>>68515120

ayy Aheem the African cream
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>>68517216
I know fuck all about half the people on this card. Will sill watch.
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>>68517229
Quick reminder that a 7'1 Brazilian pro wrestler kimura'd a 5'7 half black half japanese sumo in the opening round of a Pride heavyweight tournament purely in order to set up an easy opponent for a pro wrestler with a silver medal in Judo on the next show
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>>68517280
>5'7

hey that's my height
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>>68517216
Caceres will get BTFO. serious mismatch that apparently only I can see.

There is a reason Caceres looked good in that last fight. He was fighting Cole Miller in standup. That's why.
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Cain looking fit
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>nothing but shitty memes

time for some webms
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>>68517340
Well Caceres looked beyond good imo, he looked like fantastic. Came in on like a week's notice and didn't even slow down until the third round fighting at a million miles a minute.
>>
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>>68517340
Caceres is a flake, not just fight to fight, the cunt cant even be consistent within a single fight.
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>>68516589
I like this image a lot
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>>68517348
>dat gyno
definitely on the gas
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>>
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Smolka coming for that irrelevant flyweight belt!
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You guys hyped for the fightpass relaunch? Going down in 1 bong
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>>68517437
wat

i might stay up for this
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>>68517431
Ben10 and Smolka are the only reasons to watch that division
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>>68517431
i'd take that ben10 leddit kid over smolka
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>Yfw Woodley beats Lawler
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>>68517484
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>>68517437
You weren't lying m8
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>tfw going to miss the Fedor fight tomorrow
sad days boys
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I hope Cormier saying Jones can't punch was him doing his mandrama thing and he's not actually going to go in there not fearing Jones' striking because he'll eat a knee or elbow quick smart
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>>68517530
when was the last time Jones made anyone check themselves when he hit them
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Where can I download K-1 Grand Prixs?
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>>68517530
Jones is not a good striker
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>>68517537
Well I don't think Cormier is necessarily wrong, but look at what we've seen lately when fighters don't respect an opponent's striking because they're not known for having any significant power.
I'm just worried because if Cormier gets finished by Jones that'd hit me hard.
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Any /5%ers/ awake?
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>>68517553
True, I think he'll be fine, his chin is solid as fuck and I'm probably going to pick him. Jon looked like shit in his last outing and DC seems to have really turned a corner.
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>>68512748
>YOU HAD ENOUGH.
>NO WAY.
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Anyone have mma-tracker invite?
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>>68517556
fuck off
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>>68512382

Don't you have to pick up your wife's son
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>As fight night approaches the schaubposters progressively disappear

Do they even watch MMA?
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>>68517563
Jon did look flat against OSP but I just put that down to the fact that he had a long layoff and that winning that fight no matter what was incredibly important (since it set up the biggest money fight of his career) so he just played it safe.
I hope DC can beat him, but it's hard to bet against Jon Jones. I think I'll just watch and see what happens with this one, too pussy to make a bet.
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>>68517589
Jones is a great winner, not great at much else, but he's great at winning rounds, probably the best at it, but I still think DC gave him that fight last time. Since then we've seen him grit his teeth and gut through adversity like never before. It has me thinking differently about this one.
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>>68512035

Upcoming events:

6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) - [Starts at 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST]

6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) - [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST]

6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) - [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 3:45 PM PDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, 5:30 PM PDT, 1:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 7:30 PM]

one of you goofs copypaste the times
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>>68517556
right here god dammit, rich bless
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>>68517583
they dissapeared since schaub got BTFO in his AMA
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>>68517621
Rich bless
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Daily reminder to spit in your roommates face and throw him through a glass door.
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>>68517713
but which roomate my man, i've had a lot my guy
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>>68517348
is that Yankova?
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PREMIER
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Is Schaub really ducking Piana?
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>>68517713
beta detected
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>>68517736
C-C-C-C-CURVEBALL
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Has anyone watched TFATK 3D ?

How is it in terms of fun sketch comedy?
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Bisping vs Jacare
Weidman vs Romero

do you agree ?
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protip

we're going to cut Pettis when he loses to Oliveira
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>>68517751
yea
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>>68517746
I did, its alright but sometimes feels over the top. The jokes are the same style as on the podcast. My brother bought as he listens to the podcast quite a bit.
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>>68517746
The Fighter and The Kid 3D [TV Show] [Season 1]
>Uploaded this to Mega.nz last night for you guys.
>That link protects the files from being taken down. I don't make money off of it or anything.

http://liens.free-telechargement.org/143xv

Very average and predictable.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465966950228.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465968089606.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465995848988.webm
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>>68517738
yes, he's pulling the "literally who" card he learned from mayweather
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real nigga hours
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>>68517782
wow, the kids making video sketches for class projects in 4th grade was funnier than this shit
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>>68517810
Hope Cain molests Browne honestly, he's one of my antiboys. Just don't like the guy.
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>>68517782
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>>68517782
jesus christ, i like the podcast but that looks awful
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>>68517782
>>
I used to really like TFATK but I rarely listen to it anymore. What went wrong? I think its when they decided to take themselves more seriously. It all went downhill a couple of months after Schaub's last fight I guess.
>>
>>68517843
>>68517839
>>68517822
>>68517851

That's from the pilot episode with the most production value. They're basically selling a poopy Youtube sketch series as a real TV show.
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>>68517806
>2016
>posting or browsing reddit for any purpose whatsoever
>>
>>68517782
lmao this looks campy as fuck i love it, you cunts need to lighten up
>>
>>68517882
someone tell me how i can downvote this or make it so nobody can see it
>>
>>68517890
>I have the humour level of a 10 year old
>>
>>68517890
Hmmm, I guess it's kind of campy? As in, they wouldn't dare try to make something seriously good. It just comes off like them replicating some Will Ferrell and making easy jokes.
>>
>>68517890
go to bed, brandon.
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>>68517939
*brynden
>>
Why is Bryan Callen not the poster boy for Alpha Males?
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if there were no irish posters heem would be very similar to literal shit
>>
Will Brooks be able to break top 5 LW?
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>>68517782
Are they trying to do a Tim & Eric thing?
>>
>>68518052
yes

lellator showed that they have legit champs
>bendo
>>
>>68518023
heem was better before you all got here, trust me
>>68518072
you mean people didn't realise that already?
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>>68518016
he literally said he experimented with being a homosexual for a while
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>>68517782

this is some pewdeeepie tier shit lmao
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>>68518085
nope

everyone though bendo was going to run through everyone on lellator
>>
>>68518085
the longer you have been here the less trust you command
>>
>>68518099
I mean, Eddie Alvarez's success should've cleared up any doubt
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>>68517782
>these webms
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>>68518111
>I mean, Eddie Alvarez's success
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>>68518134
>fighting for a title
>top 5
>beat SF and UFC champs
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Brendan Schaub talking about the AMA
https://youtu.be/7jvOL1v5iLA?t=1h11m
>>
>I rate Wondermeme
>Karate is legit

top kek
>>
>>68515120
Genki Sudo
>>
>>68518155
we did it lads
>>
>>68518155
when i dont wanna listen the entire length of this shit
>>
>>68518191
starts at when he starts talking
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>>68518155

>https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/we_are_brendan_and_bryan_from_the_fighter_and_the/d49f102

kek
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>>68518203
>>68518191
You both are fucking retarded
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>>68518200
all he said was brandon
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>>68518210
you are fucking retarded, does he talk about the AMA or do they just reference brandon once
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>>68518155
>darkness and hate
He can't handle the bantz

>Sal literal who makes it about a generational gap and golden age thinking
lel these fuckbois
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>>68518210

bit rude innit? i was linking the comment he discussed in your vid, no bully
>>
threadly reminder
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>>68518062
Nah, it's more dad comedy than that. Ya know, there were a few moments of over the top weird stuff like when Bryna is an assassin and kills Brandon's wife by blowing up her car, but even Netflix shit like Lady Dynamite is encroaching on the le surreal humor thing.
>>
hello everybody my name is mickey gall and i've just _____ my career

??????
>>
>>68518155
When does he talk about the AMA
>>
>>68518210
it starts at 1:11:00 you stupid faggot, would that have been so hard
>>
>>68518242
>puppy fat
kek
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>>68518242
lmao which one of you posted this
>>
How hard would it be to fake being rocked? I mean to actually sell it, because most fighters tend to lose their shit and swarm in for the kill like retards.
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>>68518292
It is time stamped you retard
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>>68518391
no it isn't you retard, that's why everyone is asking when it starts
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>>68518405
ebin trell
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>>68518391
not working when its embedded for whatever reason
>>
>>68518405
literally just you
kill yourself faggot
>>
>>68518405
How dumb are you?Copy and paste the fucking link.
>>
>>68518405
Maybe timestamps don't work if you have adblock?
>>
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11am est Fight Pass relaunch.
>>
#100% #ForSure #LazarusMachine #BrainDamageBandits
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>>68517882
>I-i beat the greatest of all time
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>>68518155

>cheeto-fingered nerds mad at success


fucking kek we got to him
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>>68518518
>we
we weren't the ones making fun of him you cheeto fingered nerd, that was r/joerogan2. We were just spamming heem memes
>>
>tfw your boy is gonna have a baby daughter in July
>>
>>68518529
>>68518518
>we
*cringe*
>>
cheeto fingered

i like it
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>>68518495
Feel good about yourself yet you cheeto fingered fuck? You are just jealous of Schaub and everything he achieved.
>>
https://youtu.be/yrcZf_w19kE
https://youtu.be/yrcZf_w19kE
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Joanna's team have won 1 (one) fight on TUF
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>>68518529
>r/joerogan2
Doesn't even exist anymore.
>>
>>68518380
I think it was one of the Aussies
>>
Reminder that 100% of Schaub haters are virgin neets.
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>>68518584
is it any surprise that she would be an awful coach?
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>>68518500

i'd like some of that
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>>68518562
why are her arms so fat I thought she was an elite athlete
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How many of these could you eat?
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>>68518529
>>68518543
>these faggots think I'm eating cheetos in my moms basement
>not superior cheese doodles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC8gJ0_9o4M
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>>68518703


More than the amount of burgers you eat everyday Bob.
>>
>>68518713
>peepool pussy cheese doodles (screams)
>>
>>68512943

it was absolutely based
>>
>>68518773
Reminder that journalists spun the best card of the year into a controversy about a hack gossip journalist
>>
>>68518791
UFC gave them a reason to
>>
>>68518810
>muh journalistic integrity
Zuffa is a private company and can kick out whoever they please.
>>
I fucking hate cheese poof style snacks.
They taste like shit and, even worse, smell horrible for everyone who happens to be around.
Don't ever try to open a pack of that shit around me. Be careful.
>>
>>68518821
They poked the media hornets nest, I have no sympathy for em
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>>68518810
How can anyone unironically defend smellwani after he admitted to literally being paid by Zuffa despite insisting that wasn't the case for years?
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>>68518850
Media look out for their own idk
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"Leave Helwani to me."
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>>68518703
Here's a better webm. This is the best trilogy in MMA by the way.
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>>68518900
how Rampage came back after those fights to win world titles is beyond me. He doesn't get enough credit. Wand took his soul.
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>>68518703
>>68518900
nvm that's the first fight, just looked at the trunks
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>>68518900
Deez are some nice webms. What do you use?
>>
https://youtu.be/faLKxGAm-pY
https://youtu.be/7OsvXBNS36Q
https://youtu.be/aW-iOUPKxaM
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>>68518960
WebM for retards (that's the name of the program)
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

It's really simple to use, I've got no idea about technical shit beyond installing pirated games and I use it with no issues.
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>>68518977
That's also what I use and I never get that long and good quality webms that far under 3mb.
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>>68512097
Why did he kick so slow?
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>>68519002
he took a dive m8
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>>68519002
Literal pro wrestler can on short notice
Guess Pride USA kept up the Japanese spirit
>>
Why don't you guys make some hd pride webms since you got access to UFC's library now?
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>>68518977
Maybe it's a matter of your source file, all the old Pride shows I've got downloaded are DVD quality so I can get a good 30 seconds out of them without reducing the size.
I'm not too sure on these things though, can't really help you.
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>>68519044
>>68518990
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>>68512683

Edgar's gonna get heemed
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>>68519063
Frankie is going to beat Aldo, Mcgregor, Holloway, RDA, then Cruz and retire as a 3 division champ.
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>>68519040
>for free
>implying
>>
Sucks that Pat Cummings is a bonafied tomato can, I liked that guy.
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>>68519040
It's not real HD just upscaled SD
Also they fuck with the aspect ratio and cut off the top and bottom to make it fit a 16:9 window its really shitty
>>
>>68519087
They are relaunching it right now, hopefully fightpass 2.0 has some improvements
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>>68519086
Look at the people he's lost to, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>68518791

>caring about le hook nosed jew over the quality of spice in the fights
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>>68519106
They're probably just changing the video player and the search function. Doubt they're doing any changes to the video files themselves.
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>>68519106
I emailed them to see if they had access to the Japanese broadcasts of Pride, which had all the intros and walkouts and promo videos and whatnot and they said they didn't, what's on Fight Pass are basically the DVD rips. I'm interested in FP 2.0, I think this is the first big update since it's launch. I hope with the buyout that they don't get rid of it as it's probably the best thing about the UFC I like at the moment in terms of content.
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>>68512779

What was wonderboy saying to him?

Watch just before the spinning meme kick. Reminds me of the Rockhold vs trtor headkick and the nod
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>>68518963
thank you for your service
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>>68519146
His front kick glanced off the cup, probably said "You alright" or something like that. That's what Hendricks is responding to too.
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>>68512817

it means "him"
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>>68512286


what the fuck is this eskimo talking about?
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>>68519128
Well yeah, video player and search are what need improved.
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>>68519178

That's great.

>Sorry, I might have grazed your nads while beating the shit out of you. Are you ok? May I continue to beat the shit out of you?
>>
Robbie hasn't lost a round since Strikeforce
>>
Why is Aldo a douche?
>>
>>68518990
When the video is 400x300 it still looks good at a lower bitrate. If you want to make a video that's longer than 18s, you probably want to scale it down from 720p otherwise it will look bad
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>>68519208
do you TRULY mean to say he didn't lose the fourth round of his fight with carlos condit, alongside the first and third rounds?
well, sir, I simply do not know what to say
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>>68519220
Punished Aldo is going to kill everybody
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>>68519228
I screen capture Fight Pass so I'm losing quality right there. I just realized webmconverter has built editor features. I made a two step process with another editor, so that's probably why I can't get good sizes.

You use constant quality right?
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>>68519249
don't tip your fedora at me.

Robbie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
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>>68519208
GSP 33 rounds in a row at one point. In a shark tank of a division.
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>>68519258
I use ffmpeg and I use -b:v (variable bitrate)
You should use the python script to download from fightpass, recording the screen looks bad (unless you have a really good pc)
>>
>>68519258
Why don't you use the ufctv.py script to download fights?
>>
>>68519302
sounds like codename for GSP didn't finish anyone in seven consecutive fights
>>
>>68519305
>>68519307
>You should use the python script to download from fightpass
I've spent days trying. The new script lets me stream to vlc, but when I try to download it returns "permission denied".
>>
>>68519251
aldo is not aging well
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>>68519328
have you tried running the command prompt as administrator?
>>
>>68519320
He couldn't put Fitch down, but he beat his ass to a pulp. He deliver a bunch of finishes, but he always did damage.
>>
>>68519305
so you can't just download fights on fightpass?
>>
>>68519348
no
>>
>>68519305
That sounds like a fucking nightmare honestly
>fitecucks in charge of not paying Dana to watch Pride and regional orgs
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>>68519361
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>>68519339
I'm in an admin account. Is there a way to open command prompt in a folder as an admin? The shift + right click menu just says open command prompt.
>>
>>68517530

>he said punches
>you say elbows and knees

wew lad
>>
>>68519380
Right click command prompt -> run as admin
>>
>>68519386
Saying Jon Jones can't punch is like saying Lebron James has an inconsistent jump shot. Both are true, and neither matter.
>>
>>68519380
>pay for fightpass
>still have to do this

lol
>>
>>68519386
Yeah because if he gets in striking range because l"ol what's he gonna do, punch me?" he'll get elbowed or kneed to death
>>
>>68519398
I have to open the command prompt in the python folder for everything to work. I can't just open the cmd from start.

>>68519412
I don't pay for Fight Pass.
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>>68519407
it will matter tonight when curry drops 40 and wins finals mvp
>>
>>68519328
Take a screenshot real quick.
If the stream option works, dl should work as well.
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>>68519430
it applies to everyone who pays for it goof

also i hope you get arrested
>>
>>68519430
add the python directory to your PATH
that way you can call the script from anywhere

iirc it's system -> advanced settings -> edit variables
then there's a thing called PATH with a field full of paths separated by semicolons. Just add the path to your python folder there and you can call python from anywhere
>>
>>68519467
>>68519467
>>68519467

NEW BREAD

>>68519467
>>68519467
>>68519467
>>
>>68519430
You using a cracked account too?
Better not be the one I'm using Kyle.
>>
>>68519466
Already tried. Couldn't get shit to work that way.

>>68519435
What to you want a shot of? It just returns Permission Denied.
>>
>>68519485
Every time you mention "cracked account" you jeopardize our free shit from newfags moving in. Best to hush up. His name is Dan btw.
>>
>>68519496
Was trying to help you troubleshoot senpai, but if you don't want any help fuck off then.
>>
>>68519525
I'm asking what you want a shot of. The cmd when I type it in? I'm grateful m8
>>
>>68519496
what doesn't work?
if you open a random prompt and enter python does that work?
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>>68519539
Take a screenshot of what you enter and what it returns.
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>>68519546
>>68519598
Thanks guys. Here are both screenshots.
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>>68519652
AHAHA THANKS FOR THE CREDIT CARD INFO FAGGOT
>>
>>68519652
Yeah seems like the problem is what Italy said that you don't have permission to write/add files.
>>
>>68519739
So I need to be able to call python in an admin opened cmd by adding it to my PATH which is the second problem lol.
>>
>>68519652

try running easy_install runtime

also, do you have python3?

what happens if you just enter python3

also, maybe it has something to do with running the script from the system32 directory? maybe if you tried running it from your home folder it wouldn't have problems writing
>>
>>68519767
do your env variables look something like this?
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>>68519792
The thing is, I can run the script in cmd if I open it from the python folder. I can stream stuff just fine. It's dl that doesn't work.

More relevant screenshots about the path
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>>68519871
the script is python3 though. it gave me problems when I was running it with 2.7
>>
>>68519869
I didn't have PATH in my user variables added and gave it a variable thing for python folder.

>>68519907
Damn it. I had 3.5 at one point and somebody said reinstall to make sure I had 64 as opposed to x86. Must have messed up the second time.
>>
>>68519907
Nvm. Just checked when I went to remove it. Definitely python 3.5.1. That dll must be from a previous install?
>>
>>68519977
well, when you ran python earlier it used 2.7.10
that might be your problem
>>
Ran easy_install for runtime. Ran python and the same error popped up saying it couldn't find a runtime module.
>>
>>68520047
run python3 post results
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>>68520067
I don't have 2.7 installed though
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>>68520119
you do, because that's what the python command is running

try running C:\Program Files\GIMP2\Python\python.exe and see what version that is
>>
also if you reinstall python, just use the web based installer
it also automatically adds everything to your path variables if you tick the option

https://www.python.org/ftp/python/3.5.1/python-3.5.1-amd64-webinstall.exe
>>
>>68520166
You were right. I have the old python sitting somewhere else and was running it instead. I moved ufctv.py to that folder and will change PATH to it. Fight Pass just went down for their relaunch so I'll have to try it again later. Thank you ItalyBro. I think we did it.
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>>68519767
I just played around with the script a bit and it's likely a problem of where/which directory the file is being written to.
Try adding a specific directory in the script where it's highlighted in this screenshot, or just use what's in the screenshot.
Fight pass is down now though so well have to wait to see.
>>
>>68520296
Yeah, I think this should fix it. I think the problem was he was trying to have livestreamer write the video to his system32 folder and windows wasn't having that
>>
>>68520296
>>68520343
Thanks a ton guys. I can definitely run python without opening it in that folder now. Still don't know how to run ufctv.py without opening it in the folder, but it's whatever. Added the directory. I'll know in a couple of hours. Thanks buddies
>>
>>68520509
>Still don't know how to run ufctv.py without opening it in the folder
check the first line of the python script
if it says
#!/usr/bin/env python3
try changing that to
#!/usr/bin/env python

and then to run the script without opening the folder you'd just have to enter ufctv.py url from any folder
as long as the directory in which ufctv.py is is in the path variables it should find it
>>
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>>68520609
I'm guessing I edited the script wrong
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>>68520731
two backslashes in the path (i.e. C:\\Users\\C**e\\Downloads\\), python interprets one as an escape character

also, does it still not run from a prompt opened in a random folder?
can you show me what happens if you try it from your home folder?
>>
>>68517828

They are both my anti boys, hope cain wins then injures his back and never fights again.
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