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Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) - [Starts at 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST]
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) - [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST]
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) - [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 3:45 PM PDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, 5:30 PM PDT, 1:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 7:30 PM PDT, 3:30 AM BST]
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68493123 (Cross-thread)
News:
>Hendo wants Bisping rematch
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-vs-michael-bisping-2-hendo-says-rematch-would-be-fitting-career-finale
>Anthony Pettis faces Charles Oliveira at UFC on Fox 21
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948068/anthony-pettis-faces-charles-oliveira-in-featherweight-debut-at-ufc
>Will Brooks signs with UFC, meets Ross Pearson at TUF 23 Finale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/will-brooks-signs-with-ufc-meets-ross-pearson-at-the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale
cheeto fingered goofs
http://www.f4wonline.com/june-20-2016-wrestling-observer-newsletter-ufc-199nxt-takeover-reviews-ufc-ownership-bidding-ending
>The bidding period is expected to end this week, on or around 6/16, regarding a sale that is expected to be in the $4 billion price range for 100 percent ownership of the UFC.
LADS
ITS ALL OVER
GOOF PRIDE
>>68519523
>ITS ALL OVER
I for one welcome chaos
>>68519523
LITERALLY MANDRAMA
>>68519467
thanks for the effort OP
WSOF 31 is also Friday night at 9pm. Add it to the next op you goofs.
I'm actually more hyped for tomorrow's day full of fights than I am Saturday's card.
how long do you lads think it will take for the hotpocket to go away and autism op to start posting threads again
>>68519617
He literally made this thread
>>68519635
But I didn't
Rory MacDonald vs. Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone vs. Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé vs. Sean O'Connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Thibault Gouti
Valérie Létourneau vs. Joanne Calderwood
If you're on the right I'll format you in at the end as is unless you want to add a picture/actual picks
>>68519617
I don't mind him and I appreciate his effort, but he's so fucking obsessed with making EVERY op that he's become cancer starting threads 30 posts early.
It's okay for others to make new threads, they might bring insight that one autist isn't capable of.
>>68519666
Rory
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>EFN in 3 bongs and people are still talking about the AMA
>>68519666
>tfw can't watch this event because of personal affairs
heem me
Rory
Cerrone
Bosse
Gouti
Letourneau
>>68519751
No it isn't
>>68519528
Just a couple of Rusian lads saying hello to each other.
>>68519751
wrong day mate
>>68519840
Thought today was the 17th lel
I've been awake for a while
>>68519896
Go to sleep and get a job when you wake up.
>>68520101
I could say the same for you m8
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGsrO3VQIIp/
>>68520120
I have a job and am packing up to go to the beach right now
>>68519523
>100% ownership
>meltzer
There is literally zero chance of that happening. Fritatta's and Dana don't even own 100%
>>68520148
which beach
>>68520148
I have $400,000,000 in my savings account and just got done fucking my 5th wife on the roof of my mansion
>>68519666
prediction trips of hell
Thomson
Cerrone
Bossé
Gouti
MILF Létourneau
>>68520188
are you a turbomanlet on a suit?
>>68520188
>I had two hundred thousand people with Bill Graham in 1975! I walked Bob Dylan up on stage! Who the fuck are you? I knew The Grateful Dead from 1966! Who the fuck are YOU!
>>68519666
prediction trips of hell
Thomson
Cerrone
Bossé
Gouti
MILF Létourneau
>>68519666
Wondergoy
Cowgoy
Bosse
Mercier
Letourneau
>>68519666
wonderboy
cowboy
bossé
aubin-mercier
létourneau
Do you guys miss when the fighters wore unique trunks/shorts?
>>68519666
Wonderpedo split DEC
Cote by reality check(cerone go back to lw ya bum)
O'conor TKO 1st
Gouti by who?
Le-tourneauaeuiueu DEC
>>68519552
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME... IT IS A GOOD PAIN
>>68520479
Yeah, the black/white vs white/black is pretty annoying
Only thing I like about the reebok kits is they got rid of the skirt flap shorts miesha used to wear over her bunda.
>>68519666
Rory MacDonald
Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Valérie Létourneau
>>68520479
yes
I rather have the classic blue vs red than black/white vs white/black which looks silly because its hard to seperate in scrambles
![punishment-athletics-tito-ortiz-ufc-148-fight-shorts[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gGXehbb.jpg "punishment-athletics-tito-ortiz-ufc-148-fight-shorts[1]")
>>68520479
yes reebok shorts are the dullest thing imaginable
post iconic shorts
>>68520132
Nice permanent tattoo
>>68520479
yeah man, it was hilarious spotting journeyman struggle brawlers coming out with dodgy condom companies and mom and pop chicken shops on there shorts. Fuck you Reebok
>>68519666
Thompson via heem
Cote via man handling
Bosse via Tristar
Aubin-Mercier via Tristar
Calderwood via who cares
>>68520702
There was nothing dodgy about condom depot
>>68520644
>Chuck with the Ice
>Tito with the fire
https://youtu.be/VfVzFRHKQEk
P O T T E R Y
>Tfw you spend days getting the Fight Pass script to run and the update will probably heem it
>tfw fedor is too old to be a viable contender in the UFC and if he does sign it will probably just be non-title money grab fights
>>68520644
Look like garbage compared to now
Mitrione calling for fighter + media association
seems like dumb idea imo
fighters and media should have their own separate associations
>>68520877
Werdum was just champion and Hendo is probably gonna get a title shot. Fedor could probably go on another 10-year streak given the current state of the UFC.
>>68519666
Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone
Steve Bossé
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Joanne Calderwood
>>68520991
>No coverage = no sport
He's got this backwards. MMA journalism is very much a leech. The Zuffa built UFC from the ground up. ESPN didn't do that shit.
>>68521037
Pretty much. I could get all of my news just from watching the UFC on FOX YouTube page. Everything else is just a plus.
The new design emphasizes personalization by allowing you to set preferences on the types of videos you like to watch such as Events, Shows, Documentaries, Originals, Behind The Scenes, and Interviews as well as your favorite types of Fights ending in Knockouts or Submissions or Title Fights. Other new features include:
Continue Watching, watch a video on one device and pick-up where you left-off on another
Display of a Progress Bar on videos that have already been initiated
Create Your Own Fight Collection, an option to let the platform assemble from a database of videos fitting the type of fight and time-limit you have to watch in a collection
Search, enjoyed a dramatic upgrade making it easier to find specific content you are looking for allowing you to filter down to specific MMA organizations, Weight-Class, Fighters, Year, Type of fight and Duration
New Event Pages, allowing you to see the full UFC Fight Cards and jump back and watch specific bouts during live events or in the replay-mode
The addition of Fighter Profiles, which include stats along with their past fights available in the Fight Library
>>68520991
Mitrione is an idiot. The Ali act would be awful for the majority of mma fighters.
>>68519666
why did you delete my pick
>>68521037
Sherdog and Dave Meltzer arguably kept the sport alive during the so called Dark Ages
>>68521525
i didn't skip anyone on purporse post it again
Threadly reminder to spit in your roommates face and throw him through a glass door.
PS: I hate bullies.
>>68522007
So do you guys dislike him or not?
because it seems people complain about him a lot in between linking his podcast and discussing his exploits
What are your thoughts on Ariel Helwani?
hope the new fightpass doesn't also block vpns
>>68522069
He's a decent dude. Good interviews. I'm on the opposite side of the controversy, but it has nothing to do with him a person.
>>68522138
you're in the 3rd column
>>68522224
disregard that post i am retarded
>>68519666
Rory MacDonald
Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Joanne Calderwood
What the fuck even is this
https://youtu.be/-zmj6OJVqJY
>"I wish they'd let me next door so I could suck your fucking dick."
>"You know I would literally tease you, right? I would literally tease you."
>"You think I'm just going sit here and let you tease me, Jon?!"
Why are people picking the hockey brawler over the based veteran Sean o'connell?
http://webm.land/media/tmp/630e25a1-b725-45b2-b95e-67889238cb55.webm
Prepare to get your picks btfo.
Also none audio version in case anyone wants to save and upload.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/cdcfbb89-ac55-4f30-908d-b2b2c08d5bf2.webm
>>68522407
>he doesn't like watching Eddie goof around with based Renato Lananja
no hespect,he makes gold videos because pretty much every other BJJ teacher is a Gracie and the Gracies take themselves way to seriously
https://youtu.be/fehstgxCZRY
>>68522045
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465966950228.webm
anyone who admits to enjoying that podcast should permaheem themselves asap
Can I pay women to do this to me?
>>68522045
I wouldn't call it complaining. It's bantz.
who /careful/ here?
>>68523048
You literally can, they're called session wrestlers.
You even get to specify how competitive it should be if you just want to get pushed over and fetished on.
Carlos Condit would be up for rematches with Nick Diaz or Robbie Lawler. Which would you rather see?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/16/11951482/morning-report-carlos-condit-open-to-return-for-robbie-lawler-or-nick?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Former UFC interim welterweight champion Carlos Condit is still uncertain of returning to MMA but would be happy to step in on short notice to UFC 201 if needed.
>>68523048
>tapping on miesha's ass
That cheeky bastard
>>68523132
How do you develop a preference? I feel like me winning would feel like rape. Guess I'm a sub.
>>68522716
based O'connell
he's gonna fuck that hockey goof up
>>68522901
How do i get infected with toxoplasma?
>>68523169
They're actually this Aussie teenage Youtube prank group that was really popular when I was in early high school. It's so weird to see the annoying kids who would do stupid shit for views are now putting together videos with effort and minor celebrities.
>>68519666
thompson
cote
bosse
aubin-mercier
letourneau
>>68522901
Wait, so was this Eddie pranking Joe?
>>68522069
tabloid kike 'journolist'
>>68524635
>oops sorry u ok?
>yeah man we cool
>>68521448
Is it actually illegal to wear undies now or do fighters just prefer not to wear them?
>>68522423
Wew
Sweden
>>68524635
>shooting on a NCAA wrestler
Madman
>bisping, tate, dos anjos and miocic are all champs
am i high on crack
these were all 5-10 people in their weight class who had no future
>>68525284
Dana says no
>>68525709
Hey buddeh, I heemed you and I heemed your dad. Don't make me heem your mam next
>>68525709
You cant have sustained elite performance without using shit that is banned by USADA.
>>68525709
U S A D A
S
A
D
A
>>68525709
tate is going to get finished in the 1st
>>68525989
>dos anjos
>clean
>>68526063
>tate is going to get finished in the 1st
>>68526154
screencapped for your embarrassment. it's too late to delete kiddo.
>>68526154
It's not out of the question, we've seen Tate get stunned and hurt by smaller and weaker strikers than Nunes
do you guys think that any current fighter is using gene doping
>>68526566
Sage Northcutt was grown in a test tube
Ronda is the most complete MMA fighter, Holm is a fraud, she doesnt fight JJ or wrestling, Ronda is a great judo / jiu itsu fighter and a great striker, she won that fight with a chokehold, Holm is a coward and opportunistc vermin, running and fleeing around the Octagon, violating the MMA rules, Anne Sophie Mathis hummiliated the Joke of Albuquerque, Ronda lost her cool with Herb Dean, he should stop the fight and declare Ronda the real winner. Boxe in comparison to JJ is crap. She demolished Beth and many other fighters. Holm was really scared running and fleeing around the Octagon, this fight was illegal. The Gracie Family created the Octagon as a place to fight Jiu JItsu, wrestling or Muay thay, not to run a marathon
>>68525709
WELCOME TO THE USADA ERA
Has anyone here ever won any money off draftkings?
>>68526566
what's your max bench press?
Everybody hates Lyoto, Dominck and Floyd because they fight running away .. The Joke of Albuquerque is a coward and oportunistic vermin. In a ring with no space to evade she was hummiliated by Anne Sophie Mathis
Ronda fought like a real MMA fighter moving ahead always The most complete MMA fighter the best by far .. H Dean should stop the fight and declare Ronda the real winner, Ronda was going to punch her when she fled to the other side of the Octagon without punchs in response 100 % illegal
>>68519666
tomson
kote
boss
olivijer
valery
Seeing as he's been KO'd so many times, how awkward will it be when Schaub asks Rockhold how is father is doing next time they talk?
>The Joke of Albuquerque
>>68526946
why does his face look like that
>>68526999
butifel werk champ
Not sure what to make of the UFC sale familia
>>68527082
There's nothing to think of until we know who's buying it
>>68527006
he's got a mouth full of cadbury eggs
>>68527006
arlovski
>>68527081
buuuuuuuuuuutifel
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/16/11941778/at-age-33-john-howard-finally-freed-by-diagnosis-of-autism
john howard literally autistic
>>68527006
he's been eating all his roommates food, he just about to spit on him and throw him through a window
who would win schaub or ufc security?
>>68527124
This is true, could be great new management, could be unprofessional tards
I had never seen Callen's standup. Turns out he wants to be Dane Cook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_OgEWdFymo
>>68527203
He's fighting tomorrow night at WSOF 31.
>>68527343
Why are people in the crowd laughing?
>>68523161
Condit vs. Lawler 2
I don't want to see him walk in there and let Nick knock him out just because a bunch of fans were pissed at his first fight.
>>68527417
they're retarded
>>68527417
They're drunk
>>68527343
Horribly unfunny
>>68526788
426lbs
So does anyone actually think Eddie will beat RDA?
>>68527518
I looked it up after hearing this
>"I think I'm one of the best in the world" - Callen on his comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ON33szRxjM&feature=youtu.be&t=8m5s
>>68527706
Eddie thrives in exchanges and RDA always gets in exchanges, he has a decent shot but I'm not picking him.
>>68527343
I see he took lessons at the joe rogan "mime every motion and pepper it with 'fucking' so your shitty joke gets laughs" school of comedy
>>68527343
>his stand up
>his acting roles
How is he famous again?
>>68527706
After Bisping I'm not counting anyone out in title fights
>>68527706
I do, he has better wrestling and stand up.
>>68527706
probably, RDA needs to fight his way out of obscurity
>>68527885
This.
I think Eddie takes a decision.
How do we heem today so we can get to the fights tomorrow?
REEEE
IM READY FOR THE FIGHTS THIS WEEKEND!!!!!
>>68526726
>>68526860
Damn son where'd you find this
>>68527837
I remember this shit from back in the day. Hilarious that Callen is in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23i3YLBiHJQ
>>68528021
Jesus Christ these TUF fights are terrible
>>68522423
What's the dumbest, worst, most uninspired meme and why is it the DC dick sucking meme?
>>68528074
yeah the fights were pretty shit. Suarez seems like she can be a top fighter in the SW division.
>>68519666
Rory
Cowboy
Bosse
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68519666
prediction trips of hell
RoMac
The Donald
Bossé
Gouti
MY GIRL JOANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
>>68527706
i chucked a 20 on him
>>68529252
Where am I wrong?
>>68529594
standup
>fight pass still under maintenance
>>68529754
>paying for goypass
>>68527706
pretty easily. RDA isn't really any good.
>>68529240
lol
>>68519666
Rory
Cerrone
Bossé
Gouti
Létourneau
WEAK
AS
PISS
>>68519666
WONDERBOY
Cote
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68520167
Everyone could be selling their shares as part of the deal, stupid. There aren't that many stakeholders in the UFC.
>>68519666
damn people really soured on Calderwood quickly.
>>68523107
Shut the fuck up ahmed
>>68527203
didnt seem remotely autistic
how was frank mir so fat on adderall
>>68528490
Fuck off. Its the best meme in mma right now.
>>68530304
i gained like 50 lbs on it because i ate nothing but 20 beers a day
>>68530377
heh i lost 50 pounds
>>68527343
>Yfw Ronda Rousey has better stand up than you do
>>68519666
>Macdonald
>Cote
>Bosse
>Aubin-Mercier
>Letourneau
>>68530427
the formatting
>>68517724
>is that Yankova?
Yes.
What does "heem" means?
>>68530690
it's an acronym
Here
Eastern
Europeans
Meet
>>68530359
Lone DC shitposter detected
Guys, I don't want the UFC to sell.
>>68530690
heh, even if we told you, you wouldn't understand
>Dana will finally be gone
>>68530733
Could you try at least? It's very intriguing.
>>68530690
it's a misspelling of heme, which is pronounced the same way, a critical component of blood (just bleed)
>>68530731
pussy
>>68530690
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>68530690
hating every effeminate mexican
What has she tatted around her moot?
https://www.ufc.tv/
it's live lads
>>68530829
My name
>>68530829
Is it optimus prime?
>>68519666
Wonderboy
Cote
Bosse
Mercier
Letourneau
>>68530829
what goes horribly wrong during a childhood that leads to tattoos?
>>68530829
my mom has a tattoo in the same spot
>>68530858
LIAR
>>68530884
For women? A lot of rape
>>68530906
Post pics
>>68530906
What of?
>>68530829
i bet its a heart with wings
>>68530961
"strike this forsaken womb"
>>68530920
how?
>>68531040
lol people pay for this
>>68530870
muh dick
>>68531040
This is their redesign?
>>68530829
how many fighters do you think knapp has fucked?
>>68531093
See: >>68521411
>>68531093
yep, I'm not fully sold on it desu. It looks like the generic layout you find on small web shops
>>68531040
>paying for that when you can literally pull up any fight for free in a second
pound for pound best accent in MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl1HakwyMdo
>>68531280
f level 'athlete'
>>68531231
>i dont support a product i enjoy but i complain when i dont like it
>>68531280
I hope you're joking, that shit is awful
Joanna's accent is the best.
fugggg
>>68531459
he probably has a magnum-sized schlong
>>68531459
what a freedom fighter he won't do anything because he's afraid of jail
>>68531459
what
Daily reminder that Cote is going to win rounds one and two and then lose round three and win a unanimous decision 29-28
>>68531280
i'd heem her voice
>>68531280
her voice makes me horny
M1 IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
>>68531430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhdbjjhnM0
>>68531853
SchlePEDko lol yeoeeeeoeoee
how about her voice?
>>68531853
Just straight up live on youtube? Fucking awesome
>>68531280
her laugh is asian-tier adorable
Any notable differences between ammy bouts and pro in M1?
picks for glover vs rumble?
>>68531853
That cage has a weird design.
>>68532192
Best of both worlds
>>68531853
Reporting in.
>>68532150
Rumble is going to send that little Brazilian into the shadow realm.
>>68532223
what on earth does a ring have over a cage when it comes to MMA?
fight pass has been updated and it finally looks sort of working and okay now.
>>68532295
No cage walls
>>68532373
that's a bad thing though
Reminder that this LITERALLY happened
>>68532394
Maybe you're just really used to the cage being there and can't accept anything else, but if you think about it's kind of silly that it's there in the first place. There's entire metas built around it, you'll see it in every UFC fight.
>mfw failed shot, pushed up against the fence, slowly working for a double, split stance to defend it, elbow, back to the clinch, ref breaks them up
Guaranteed to see that exact situation once every card in America
reminder
>>68532486
Ireland's own Mickey Hurle O'Bisping
>>68532483
It's still better than the alternative. Having your back near the cage is currently a disadvantage because your opponent can shoot in hard knowing the momentum will carry you into the cage.
That's not a bad thing. You didn't really describe why it's bad, you just described how it's utilized during actual fights. Tell me why a ring is better.
>>68532571
There's no cage wall to get stuck on. Closest thing is the corners, and speaking of corners, the hard corners mean you can back your opponent up and he can't just circle out if he has any clue what he's doing.
I don't love rings over cages, I'm fine with both, but I can see the advantages in a ring. That's why I like what M1 does with their hybrid thing.
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING ISIS BUM GET EXPOSED ALREADY?
FUCK HIM, HE'S A MEMEFIGHTER LIKE MCMEME
>>68532639
Why don't you want grapplers to be able to shoot hard and press their opponent into the cage, though? With the octagonal cage, being near the cage is the dangerous zone for strikers, anywhere in the octagon. Not just the corners.
I think that puts more of an emphasis on footwork in order to ensure you don't get pushed against the cage. I will admit that it does get a bit tiresome seeing constant clinch fighting against the cage but I do think it's better than the alternative.
Clinching is far less important when there's no full cage
>>68532652
>ranked number 1 in the division
>only win over ANYONE in the division is the current champ from two years ago.
i swear I don't get the fucking rankings sometime.
>>68532733
might I add
>only win over ANYONE in the top 15-10 in the division.
>>68532725
I don't know, why do you want grapplers to be able to press their opponent to the cage and hold them there for minutes at a time, and maybe get a takedown, maybe not?
Oh, and if they do then they're suddenly sitting up against a cage. Yeah that happens all the time in real fights, people sitting up against walls.
Come on man, stop trying to force your opinion.
>>68519666
My BOY MacDonald
Cerrone
Bosse
Gouti
Letourneau
>>68532472
I just realized Bisping could've potentially been rocked or stunned had the right jab connected properly before Bisping rocked him
>mfw destiny intervenes
>>68532733
Fuck him. So did McGoober and he got exposed.
Kebab WILL get exposed.
>>68532846
That would never happen because Bisping's striking is light years ahead of Cuckhold
Lads, what the fuck are we going to do if the UFC fails after these goofs sell it off?
>>68533098
I stopped watching UFC a long time ago, too over commercialised for me. I much prefer Rizin and ONE.
lel they fell out of the ring, someone webm that shit pls
Anyone watching these Russians slugging it out? That fat fuck keeps falling out of the ring to avoid the wrestlefucking
>>68533242
Kek this is some Dada tier exhaustion right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8lxHsTKOio
get hype lads
>>68532639
It's way harder to circle out of a corner in a ring than an octagon. That's just geometry you goof. Not mention how many times there were breaks in the action in Pride for resets in the middle of the ring and dudes going through the ropes. M-1 looks ridiculous and have the same "impossible corners" that a cage does, but still uses silly as ropes which offer nothing.
>>68532639
Wait, so you want hard corners? My mistake. Try Victory FC. Their shit looks dumb too. What's more meta game than sticking somebody in a corner by the way?
>>68533306
What program do you use to webm live events? Always wonder how you guys do it live, are you screen capturing? And with what?
>>68533161
This. Except Rizin and ONE are too commercialized for me. I much prefer Malaysian Invasion.
>>68533890
agree, there is something comforting and special about watching people fight in a mall.
How many bongs til fedor?
>>68533890
MIMMA is based af.
When's their next show?
Mma beat is live
http://youtu.be/84SEnQTEKE4
>>68533960
slightly less than 22
>>68533960
>fedor is -1800
would you bet on a fixed fight?
>>68533982
>watching that horse shit
>>68520167
You don't think Shana wants out?
>injuries every other week
>taking away credentials for reporters
>free agency
>getting into spats with Conor
>Ronda kill
>GSP doesn't like you
>Anderson kill
>Chael kill
>Jones alive but too volatile life
>Mighty Manlet
>Sage kill
>PVZ kill
>USADA
Probably missing way more but I think that he wants off this ride.The constant stress and worry someone is going to pop or get hurt.Meltzer's mentioned in the past that Fajita Bros wanted to get into the NFL too. 4 billion isn't going to get them Brady and a stacked roster but could get their foot in the door with a Las Vegas expansion. Even shitty teams get tons of money no matter how bad they do. The Las Vegas DON'T FEAR ME (fear the consequences) coming soon to the NFL.
Sources are telling me that t-shirt mogul Brendan Schaub is one of the 3 parties interested in purchasing UFC.
>>68533982
Oh, so it's an infomercial for a book this week. Dropped.
>>68534095
>mfw my bad is an oil baron and is one of the three
He said he'd go as high as 6 so i will be the new Dana by the end of the week
I'll let you lads know more as the negociations continue
>>68534095
>Scott Coker has Viacom purchase the UFC
>>68534166
nice lad, can you give me a job as a matchmaker? I am bout 6"1
>>68534095
Botter is a cockhead.
>>68531280
god fucking yees
i love that accent, not even about her little girly voice but the accent is beautifull
>>68534095
I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords
What are M-1 elbow rules?
>>68534095
So this is how it ends.
Did Hendricks beat GSP /heem/?
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=dc5683c7502a4c0ad0c629aaf1fa2933
Thinking about getting back into karate desu lads
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=491c1e94499da1c4e1cc851755555d8a
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=10e39b98662c285f0e05f41e01f53495
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGuSvwbG5du/
can anyone help me out with the name of my new fightfu?
>>68534095
WELCOME TO A MONTHLY UFC LIVE FROM DUBAI
AND ANOTHER ONE LIVE FROM CHINA
USA TIMEZONE REKT
kek so much for making an example of jon jones
>>68534889
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=2b041112a085dcf280697866736518cc
>>68527343
that's a laugh track, right? Sounds so unnatural.
>>68532806
Just because it isn't realistic in comparison to real life street fights doesn't mean it doesn't belong.
The cage introduces an element to grappling that is not present anywhere else. I think there should be stricter rules about holding your opponent against the cage to prevent stalling, but I don't think that the current state is bad, at all.
Again, it makes clinching more important. You didn't even fucking mention that, you just convinced yourself that my opinion was wrong because you don't agree with it.
Also, it doesn't just introduce an element to grappling, but striking as well. It's not uncommon to see guys with their back against the cage when trying to evade flurries as well.
>>68532472
How many champions will UK have by the end of 2017?
Can someone (You) me when Fedor is fighting? Thanks
>>68535055
All Luke had to do was pull guard...
>>68535055
That WEBM is amazing
>>68534902
fucking hell, no mouth guard and the worst striking defenses in the world.
>>68535055
Great webm lad.
>>68535007
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=6b4ed8cfc35f60e01ba63324c47941c9
>>68534240
you're 1 foot too tall
>>68535055
Great webbum there bud
>>68535178
you have to admit shes cute, that smile at the end made me melt
>>68534897
what a literal goddess
Move over Bruce Buffer
>>68534897
Proof she was making fun of Paige. Hands down the best banter of 2015
What the fuck does "Hype or Die" even mean?
>>68531853
>click to see some fites
>it's some obese slav rapping
heem urself my man
>>68535509
"Retarded"
>Fighter union
>Writers union
>Ronda and McGregor mainstream
>Ronda and McGregor BTFO
Time to ride off into the sunset, boys.
Who the fuck is rapping right now? Btw thanks cincinnati bell for your dumpster tier streaming service
>>68535559
I'm only mad because he denied it so much. Fucking bitch nigga.
>>68534902
Sylwia Juśkiewicz vs Klaudia Pawicka (IFN 1
>>68535178
also you can see when she loses the mouth piece
>>68534897
such smooth, nubile skin
mmmm
>>68535481
she removed this post from instagram after cutting off 2 inches and visiting that kid dying of cancer
You show up to the gym for some light sparring and get paired up with this guy. How fucked are you?
>>68534897
""""""""""she"""""""""""
>>68535743
nose not big enough for you italy?
Can anyone post a WebM of Sakara vs Cote finish? or have a link to the fight? one of the few standing elbow finishes and it's nowhere to be found on the web.
>>68535661
>Klaudia Pawicka
thx dude, have some asian qt3.14
>>68535725
I and most highschool wrestlers could beat the dogshit out of Ronald Pizza
>>68535836
fuck off weeb
My m-1 stream keeps stuffing up!
>>68535836
you're a disgrace to your beautiful country
>>68535810
get fight pass dummy
>>68535948
same here. fucking Ivan can't get this shit to work.
Is Onnit a fraud?
>>68535810
i found it in 2 seconds and no i'm not pasting it because i got warned for posting links
>>68519666
MacDonald
Cerrone
Bossé
Gouti
Létourneau
>>68535910
>>68535962
excuse me? am i not allowed to like an asian dancing fighter?
did i miss something? we pol now?
If UFC sells does Dana stick around?
>>68536070
I only found the gif of the illegal strikes, not the elbows that hurt Cote.
What did you search for?
>>68536029
Fightpass doesnt work in my country.
>>68536200
Yeah... as a fighter
Hot Take: Zuffa went limp against Helwani because they didn't want bad press during sale talks. T/F
>>68536281
Get a VPN dummy
>>68536281
better get movin before they build that wall then bud because fight pass is worth it
Have you ever heem'd yourself heem?
>>68536327
Protip: Dana gets mad easily and they often undo his knee jerk decisions because he isn't the smartest guy and he does a lot of cocaine
>>68536515
*ankle broken
not leggy
>>68536514
It wasn't Dana's call.
>>68536550
Yeah i know. I was probably drunk when i saved the webm
>>68536581
You need to clean up your act, mister
>>68536556
The entire story hinges on the concept that Ariel was asked to go see Dana just as the main event was about to begin and refused to go see him.
A PR rep from high up then went and told Ariel he had to leave, and on the way out, Dana screamed at him and shit.
Cerrone got a pair of custom Cowboy shorts that he's gonna be wearing for fight night, right?
Looking forward to seeing a non-reebok kit again.
>>68536621
>>68536609
>Cody Garbrandt is going to beat Dom
>>68536664
Benny seems like a nice guy. I wish him success. Although Johnson did beat him. Be careful brothers. Salami lakem
>>68536664
I think Dariush would beat Chiesa in a rematch
He was dominating the standing battle and did decent on the ground until he got hasty
>>68536379
>wanting to come to america
>ever
Conor is a fucking shooklord tbqh, looking at him before N8 fight gives me cringe attacks, so scared.
>>68536711
>>68536727
make sure you move to canada when trump becomes president
When will Pfister be back? My favorite fighter tbqh, should have been on UFC 200 rematch against Northcutt.
>>68536765
He's fighting on FN 91
>>68535810
Here you go m8
http://webm.land/media/tmp/c040b3c3-8385-4135-8fd2-557da52aecef.webm
If you don't mind uploading it that would be cool
I thought cote had never been heem'd
>>68536789
>>68534095
Oh god no.
>>68536748
>that ape dance/shuffle he does after getting up
>>68536931
KOCH'S BACK BABY
>>68536764
I would fuck her on top of the shroud of turin while reading The God Delusion out loud while Sam Harris, Daniel Dennett, and Christopher Hitchens watched
>Hendricks never expanded on what happened, but reviews on food quality and customer service were not kind to him, whether on Yelp or Facebook. One can speculate that the business probably wasn't making any money, which goes hand-in-hand with the mixed-to-poor reviews.Hopefully a valuable lesson has been learned from this brief stint as a restaurateur. Don't mess with Texas, especially when it comes to steak.
jesus, all it would have taken is a few solid reviews and upvotes from some steak afficionados on /heem/. why did you let our boy down?
reminder that kimbo slice was sacrificed for this card
it's going to be memeworthy
ali was sacrificed for 199, and it turned out to be the best card of the year
>>68535131
QUEER STREET
>>68537011
/heem/ is vegan, and far as I know Johny didn't cater to our vegan steak needs
>Dada 5000 is still alive
CAN
>MY BOY<
RORY MACDONALD
DEFEAT
STEPHEN THOMPSON?
lads, is it me or did the new fightpass unwidescreen the pride fights?
>>68534095
shieeeeeeeet
I don't know guys, watching it again, I think they were mostly legal.
>tfw never been more sure of my picks on the predictions
I'm gonna get btfo aren't i?
>>68536764
shut up dude we don't want him
>>68537123
Last I checked (like a year ago really) most of the Pride library footage was cropped down from 4:3 to 16:9, which was shit. Maybe they've started fixing that?
Why is this girl so mean?
>>68537191
the truth hurts bud
>>68537191
What does the little diagonal cross over the L mean?
>>68537237
lingerie of doom
>>68537191
Top kek. Hendricks is not her boy.
Probably because Hendricks is one of the biggest anti-boys ever desu.
>>68537191
>familiar tale
not really
>>68537123
Somebody was saying that yesterday, but I never saw a single video like that.
t. newer subscribee
>>68537237
sounds like a w, so "wapa"
M1'S GOT DRUM GIRLS
oh no
they're drum sluts
>>68537362
Why MMA event recently had those craze ass drummers who covered Nirvana?
>>68537191
who is she referring to?
>>68536815
>http://webm.land/media/tmp/c040b3c3-8385-4135-8fd2-557da52aecef.webm
thanks a lot man
>>68537136
Yeah thats some Silva vs Prater like robbery, they were in Montreal so that influenced i guess. Someone like Herb would have given the win to Sakara.
>>68537430
Also M1. They have a drum-theme, I guess
>>68537456
Johny Hendricks
she deserves to get heemed desu
Jesteście gotowi na mecz? KIBICUJEMY NASZYM! Jaki wynik obstawiacie? | Are you ready for game POL vs GER? I'M CHEERING FOR POLISH TEAM What the Result will be? #euro2016 #Polska #Poland #football #joannachampion #joannajedrzejczyk #fan #kibic #laczynaspilka #game #match @laczynaspilka
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGub5xBICBN/
>>68537507
She can cheer as much as she wants wont change the result
>>68537191
>Johny Hendricks is a horrible fighters
why are women so terrible with facts?
What the fuck is going on with m-1's audio?
>>68519467
We should make /heem/-themed Goofus and Gallant comic strips
>>68537191
She can insult my boy's cooking all day, but calling hendricks a bad fighter is heresy. Good thing johny is having fun fishing with his gaggle of daughters and not reading such lies
>>68537187
yeah same
looks like they put the 4:3 videos back though
lads i'm gonna skip karate training this week to finish my anime backlog
>>68537667
They were definitely back before this update.
>>68537665
It's the first review on the top of the facebook page of his restaurant, i'm pretty sure he read it
http://www.forbes.com/sites/mattconnolly/2016/06/16/report-bidding-on-ufc-ends-this-week-sale-expected-to-be-roughly-4b-for-100-ownership/#34c20e07483f
Next week Dana will be gone forever.
What would you tell him before he leaves?
>>68537749
>What would you tell him before he leaves?
"good job bud"
>>68537749
we'll see what happens
When will UFC catch up to the rest of the world's entrance values?
>>68537749
What if they keep dana and get rid of the freetatas
>>68537749
>4 billion
lol
>>68537593
But he is
>MY BOY<
>>68537698
>>68537784
holy shit
How are these groups formed
Do you know how hard it is to find attractive band geeks?
>>68537749
Cool 400 mill for uncle Shana
>>68537804
chink chonks are gonna replace oud mouth american with polite china man and honor shaolin monk samurai ninja
Me when I flirt with @hypeordie or just looking in the mirror #gottatamethefro #lionking #ufc201
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGuczg6G5YD/
>>68537749
Good, hopefully now when they get rid of Dana white the new owners will treat the fighters better with higher pay
>>68537898
What a little mongoloid.
Dingloid even.
>>68537907
'lol'
>>68537907
>He thinks it will be better with new owners
kek'd
The fighters dont know how good they have it having owners who actually love the sport
No way they'll be getting 50k bonuses anymore
>>68537191
I would enjoy the BIGG RIGG heeming her t bh
>>68537898
absolute perfection
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/16/11941778/at-age-33-john-howard-finally-freed-by-diagnosis-of-autism
>At age 33, John Howard finally freed by diagnosis of clinical autism
Literally autistic
>>68527203
>>68527345
lol
my sensei was about to fight this guy tomorrow but he fucked his calf
>>68537898
autismo
>>68538001
what a meme disorder
https://twitter.com/kyoji1012/status/743516422605725696
wow this banger is spicy
I've rewatched Nate Vs. Conor again.
Why is everyone claiming Conor gassed out? He was doing fine until he got ht with Nate's 1-2 combo.
>>68538005
Your sensei is literally ducking an autistic guy.
>>68538038
maybe that's how she got that free dog from her psychiatrist
Lads, what time is EFN tomorrow?
Or even better, how many bongs?
>>68538068
Are you posting every social media post any fighter has ever posted?
>>68538090
He was pretty clearly gassed
>>68538090
>He was doing fine until he got ht with Nate's 1-2 combo.
it is very obvious that his footwork slows by about 200% and you're stupid if you didn't notice that
>>68538130
Twenty Bongs
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
>>68537898
great, she looks like pfister now.
>>68538090
Tried making this point before. I think people just bought into McGregor's damage control.
>>68538130
11am est, 20 bongs
>>68538130
>it's a 2.84 MB of alexander cuckstafsan in full just mode episode
efn is usually on evening in spanish timezone
so prelims will be in 17 or 18 bangs
and main card in 20 bangs
and fyodor in 22 bangs
>>68538090
the 1-2 is the game changer and he gasses out at the moment he goes for the takedown
>>68538136
m-maybe
![Fabulous - The Fighter & The Kid 3D.mp4_snapshot_05.17_[2016.06.15_20.52.19].png](https://i.imgur.com/Bj2NTdM.png "Fabulous - The Fighter & The Kid 3D.mp4 snapshot 05.17 [2016.06.15 20.52.19]")
>I don't like FATK
>I don't think Callen is funny
Heem yourself. Also thank you familia to whoever uploaded 3D to mega
>>68538172
VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL
>>68538258
Post something accurate.
>non-fightfans buy the UFC
>run it into the ground
>MMA fades into obscurity
pls no
I'm worried lads
>>68537898
Is that a Lion King shirt?
>>68538273
how would Callen and Schaub handle a gunman entering one of their shows?
>>68537749
>yfw based trump is the new owner
>>68538273
Schaub is my boi but callen is a giant faggot who could be replaced by literally anyone else
>>68538421
yeah she loves the lion king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqaAV5ZSc
>>68538424
by keeping the show going
gunman would literally heem himself
I'm slowly turning my beautiful Hawaiian girlfriend into a Texas country girl!! @bassproshops check out these beauty's! #fishingcouple #trotlines #Texascountryboy #texasfishing #myfishingQueen #countryboycansurvive #camping #lakehubbard
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGue0tIAhhB/?taken-by=jamesvickmma
>>68538555
BLEACHED
>>68538405
Don't be worried, Bellator or Rizin or One Face would start to dominate the market and get the better fighters.
Good fights will happen no matter what, that's what matters.
>>68538495
LOL
>>68538555
thicc
>>68538405
APAGA ESTO
>>68538728
why do blacks always type like this
>>68538781
succ
>>68538781
chill bruh
>>68538804
ubus
>>68538781
I think it's more of a wigger thing, 90% of the time i see someone writing in ebonics on instagram or twitter they turn out to be either white or latino.
>>68538555
it feels good to know i'll be the last white non-race traitor to live
>>68538960
>autism
>>68519467
Damn OP I'd be 100% with that pic if it didnt have that bit about 125ers being exciting.
BTW I'm the realest Fight Fan on /heem/ having been to three live UFC events.
>>68538989
>said the guy who bought a 4chan pass so he can VPN to other flags
>>68538989
good goyim
>>68538484
what a qt
>>68538555
>implying fishing is foreign to a hawaiian chick
>>68539069
what did he mean by this
>>68539056
>BTW I'm the realest Fight Fan on /heem/ having been to three live UFC events.
I'm going to my fourth on Saturday.
See ya bud.
>>68539077
what's this from?
>>68539147
Yeah but which ones? I was at UFC on Fox 1, 194, and 199. I've seen 4 UFC titles change hands.
>>68539147
no one cares
>>68538484
HEEM SLEEPY
>>68539192
UFC 130, UFC 140, UFC 142
UFC 140 was fucking unreal
>>68538484
why does she keep short hair? it's not hot at all
>>68538960
You were drooling over Claudia yesterday goof
>>68539416
OK I yield. Youre the realer fight fan.
Are you bovada high roller canadian?
>>68539192
>>68539416
sorry 152 not 142
140 was by far the best one
>>68539469
yeah I post slips on here from time to time but I wouldn't say I'm a high roller
>>68539159
FATK 3D
>>68539601
Who you betting on this weekend?
I got a parlay of cirkunov, letourneau, oam, o'connell, cote, and Rory.
>>68539461
that was me desu
believe it or not, there's more than one of us
>>68539905
Honestly, I didn't see a lot of value this weekend, although I did put a cheeky bet on pretty much the exact same parlay as you but I threw in Covington and Elias, too.
That ice cube song was a pretty good walkout song on m-1.
http://youtu.be/2MQlgIhaj_g
>>68539971
good taste
HEEM TAPPY
that was a quick tap IMO
>>68540018
Elias should win but smilin Sam could always get a cheeky heem.
Good luck bud, hope Rory pulls it out for us and ends the meme.
>>68540138
the fck u guys watching
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 1st. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>68540138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
main event coming up
>>68540225
jej
>>68540166
Yeah I don't like betting against Sam either. I've bet on him as the underdog and won too many times in the past.
That said, Elias has just looked so much better from fight to fight that I don't see him losing after that Silva fight. But it could definitely happen.
And yes, Rory losing would break all of our hearts
bjj """"black belt"""
>>68534078
uncle dana would never leave us
>>68540389
Dana is a true fight fan
>>68540389
Dana gonna goof the new owners
>>68538273
>>68538273
>Also thank you familia to whoever uploaded 3D to mega
You're welcome bb
>>68540389
HEY I'M DANA WHITE AND THIS IS LOOKING FOR A BOSS
>>68519666
WONDERBOY
Donald Cerrone's Liver
Sean O'Connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Valérie Létourneau
Last for Schaub.
last for khabib
last for hard work bobby walker
![fedor650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JEVbEhS.jpg "fedor650[1]")
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![dennis-hallman-shorts-intro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d0qo3Dl.jpg "dennis-hallman-shorts-intro[1]")
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