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Previous thread: >>68433640
News:
>Bisping is ducking everyone in MW except a 45 year old man
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925682/michael-bisping-would-love-a-rematch-with-dan-henderson-yet-also
>Fedor to UFC soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925474/fedor-emeliananko-says-hes-closer-than-ever-to-signing-with-the-ufc
>James Krause out of fight with Ross Pearson at TUF 23 Finale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/james-krause-withdraws-from-the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale-ufc-seeks-new-opponent-for-ross-pearson
Why not just wait for the bump limit?
Explain yourself.
Piana is going down
artem
My fight is still on, you faggots. In July.
First for Joanna
>>68450506
Aspberger syndrome
>>68450519
you better cut a convincing promo if you wanna get back on the card
So Holloway has dibs for next title fight, right?
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ 1 CARD. LIVE - from the Stockton Arena.
*Edgestonia vs. Lithcuck MAY STILL BE ON* Both men need to do heavy promoting
MAIN EVENT
1.) Joe Rogan vs. Cody McKenzie
CO-MAIN EVENTS
2.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
3.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana
UNDERCARD
4.) USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES
5.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHTS
6.) Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov
7.) 0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
8.) Mayhem Miller vs. Phil Brooks
9.) War Machine vs. Joe Son
King Nate edition
>>68450519
lithcuck is ducking you though
>It's 2016 and there is a very real possibility that Brock vs. Fedor will happen in the UFC.
>>68450537
add me vs that faggot from the last thread to a pre event fight in the parking lot
>>68450531
>promo
Figures that the HEEM 1 spammers are mandrama fans.
Edgy Brah needs a fight
Bryan Callen needs a fight
Are you guys intentionally trying to make these threads as shitty as possible?
>>68450549
No Brock is only allowed one UFC fight in his contract and that's being fulfilled at 200.
Jesus why are you casuals so dumb?
>>68450560
The OP usually sets the standards for the thread
>>68450560
are you intentionally trying to be as big a faggot as possible
>>68450555
What's your name kid? You vs. Faggot who hates HEEM FC.
Also can't be in the parking lot, WSOF is holding one in the parking lot.
>>68450559
Edgy Brah vs. Bryan Callen?
>>68450549
make it happen dana
>>68450574
>Edgy Brah vs. Bryan Callen?
ballet vs bjj
>Piana
>+500
Excuse me bitch
>>68450574
baba poster vs faggot who hates heem 1, also if the parking lot is booked we can move to an applebees parking lot or i can jump him back stage
>>68450612
*And we are live from the parking lot of applebees...*
>>68450617
>It's really not that cool
what a debbie downer
>>68450612
>applebees parking lot
I fucking love it
>>68450627
Lmao based dana
Can't wait to hear his speech at the rnc
>>68450643
guys what about dada 5000 vs tank abbott?
Heem 1 is getting oversaturated with shit fights no one gaf about
>>68450666
he had two heart attacks, hes suspended buddeh
>>68450666
>those digits
I don't know Lucifer
PREMIER
guys i got it. eddie bravo vs john kavanagh in a BJJ match at heem 1
>/heem/ is turning into /wooo/
Disgusting. Worst shit was that /heem/ title faggotry. Glad /heem/ got woke and buried that shit. At least the /heemspeak/ faggots don't spam their shit. Truly a sad state for /heem/
>>68450706
>nfl meme
fuck off retard
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier mind in MMA muse about life
How about that mixed martial arts guys
KIIING NAAAATE
Anyone watch Aldo's movie yet?
this is now a if i did i celebration thread
>>68450755
Has it leaked online?
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds in MMA muse about life
>>68450706
heemspeak is the greatest thing to come out of /heem/
>>68450774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
>alistair overeem genetically modified to steal your girlfriend
>he looks like a marvel character desgined to fuck your girlfriend
>all in the first 5 seconds
Any webms of Paul Harris's leglocks?
52 posts and noones answered
what the fuck is Bigfoot holding
>>68450805
Anybody got a webm of this guy getting btfo because he committed to a heelhook when his opponent was punching him in the face the entire time?
>>68450802
Are they wrong though?
>>68450511
Piana is SHOOK
>>68450836
>1 (one) career strike
>mfw Conor plays it smart and just goes for the decision instead of emptying his gas tank by trying to heem Nate
>>68450856
>Conor looks fine up until the 1-2
>suddenly he was too gassed to do anything
You bought the meme
>>68450873
>Conor looks fine
he looked exhausted lmao
>>68450853
>>68450836
Yes! I don't mind if you're a leg lock guy. I do mind if you're a leg lock faggot. I didn't start watching MMA until 2012. So about a year ago I reazlied a year ago West Coast Fox shows old Fight Nights. And I got to watch Marquardt vs Paul Harris. Paul goes for a leg, doesn't have complete control, Nate slips out, Paul looks at ref, Marquardt heems him. Goes on about how Marquardt was greasing. "Yeah he got out, definitely greasing". Same with that faggot. He had it too I feel. The Mexican guy was limping when he got up if I remember correctly.
>>68450883
Fine was an overstatement but he hardly looked exhausted. It seems like a lot of people want to blame the gas tank for his loss, and not the fact that he got cracked, went for a takedown because he was getting hit constantly and willingly gave his back to get out of mount.
Make your picks, /heem/
>>68450836
I have the entire match as a 113mb mp4, would it be possible for you to make some webms of it if i host it on a mega?
Even though he lost, he was great to watch, seeing someone who's a leglock specialist is always exciting. Win or lose
>>68450774
>tfw you were in there for Aldo/McGregor, and Holly/Ronda
>>68450913
Just upload it to streamable.com real quick
>>68450853
Thanks man. That fight was hilarious imo, the Mexican didn't even seem that good a fighter but Entwhistle would just not let go of the heelhook no matter what happened.
It's like he knew exactly one move in a fighting game or something.
>>68450918
Epic nights my friend. Shoulda been in there for 199. Jake has been popping back in recently too.
>>68450913
Can't be fucked at the moment sorry
>>68450919
thanks for tip its uploading right now
>>68450945
Ok I'll make a couple webms for ya after I get outta the shower
This is the GOAT Fight Companion right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgumau1KiRw
>>68450966
bobby lee> callen, did anyone else notice how callen treated bobby how everyone else treats him
>>68450931
its all good
>>68450958
thank you
What do the tattoos on Rich Piana's shins say?
>>68450958
how about some webms of your shower
>>68450966
bobby lee's hot ass gf knew like 10 times as much as the little fat gook but was barely allowed to talk lel
>Joanna being anything above 4/10
>GSP ever being natty
>Fedor being natty and having a legit record
>Rory not being a quitter
>Bisbong being a legit champ before beating Jacare and Weidman
>Conor not dismantling Nate in the rematch
>Gooks ever being real MMA contenders
Pick one faggots.
>>68451058
all of these are good except conor nate rematch
>>68450958
>>68450991
https://streamable.com/bhma
Can you make webms from the following time frames
a) 4:50- 4:44
b)4:43- 4:37
if this is to big of a time frame, you could splice it, the takedown/guard pull to the spin of the leglock
c) 3:54-3:50
d) 3:30- 3:20
e) 3:00- 2:50
There's a bunch more but that be a good start and thank you again
hi eveybody i'm mike goldberg welcome once again to the ultimate shitposting thread
>>68450491
bunches of different peppers and shit marinating or whatever in sauce or what have you, in a decorative bottle. They make your kitchen look more cuisine-y, I don't know if they actually do anything eating-related, like get eaten.
>Takedowns are points
What did he mean by this?
Rogan's worst commentating performances? Penn-GSP is a huge dick suck fest completely oblivious to the action taking place.
>>68451195
takedowns can end fights or careers
>>68451212
If they do, that's fine. If all they do is take the fight to the ground, it's no different than controlling the center of the octagon. Score on the work they get out of it. Being in position to do so means jack shit if you don't capitalize.
>>68451212
Also, my comment was mainly about back when Goldie and Joe would scream "that's points" every time there was a double leg even though that's not how the 10 point must system works at all.
>>68450629
>>68450739
Pride Wanderlei was the best.
All the best slams were in Pride too, Randleman on Fedor, Rampage on Arona, etc. Cunts got slammed down hard like they wanted to murder. Dont see many thunder of god slams in the ufc.
I also reckon there is also an argument that soccer kicks are better for fighters health in a way. Now in the ufc when someone gets dropped and they are followed to the ground to finish with 'ground n pound' or hammerfist. They routinely get their head bounced off the canvas 20 - 30 times while in a state of concussion before dipshit ref makes a decision. With soccer kicks, its usually one clean shot and the ref instantly waves it off.
>>68451201
Carlos is unironically the Welterweight champion of the world right now. That thief Robbie Lawler is walking around with a paper belt.
>>68451354
The real lineage:
Hendricks => Thompson
Can I get on the heem fc card? I'm a shotokan karate blue belt and I'm pretty fast. I can upload a video of me displaying some technique if you'd like, just put me on the card
>>68451093
Here you go bud.
I can't upload webms from my phone so if you could post em that would be cool.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/ad5c3f37-8d43-47c1-b059-ee5c6c157c1a.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/7d6b3455-4b43-4a55-91d4-cf7069a5fa2a.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/760c4a1f-c516-456d-999b-c8183d1fef9e.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/2230a119-a104-438f-a88d-51b69c3b59f3.webm
Bonus greasing accusation
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a8aa919e-7154-4f94-acbc-41805d33cacf.webm
Perez shaved his legs for this fight
>>68451459
thanks, a lot
one last one, right when Perez gets up and wins, his ankles buckle could you make one last webm of him doing the stanky leg?
>>68451488
I have a theory on why there was a greasing accusation, one lil cheap shot fighters do against grapplers is work up a good sweat before their match, not like to the point of exhaustion but it makes it easier for them to sweat faster, this specially helpful against grapplers,
The flying leg scissors is banned in judo since the 80s when a japanese world champ had a career ending injury getting hit by one. kani basami is the judo name.
>>68451512
Perez is stubborn as hell and rewatching this fight and looking at these webms i am pretty sure he has shorten his MMA career by a couple of years just because he was stubborn enough not to tap, looking at this webm you can see the squeeze on his heels and ankles, he guts it through, this isnt the only time he guts out a heel hook though
Schaub on Lesnar
>"I can box, and I have better jiujitsu. Go ahead and take me down Brock, see how that goes."
He is right you know...
Schaub and Callen are doing a Q&A on Reddit tomorrow.
We must organize and upvote a post asking if Schaub knows about /Heem/ and if he can take Rich Piana in a fight.
>>68451531
I'm a huge Maia fanboy but when you compare his BJJ to Entwistle , Maia is definatlly oriented to compensate for strikes (MMA) Entwistle still has the sport BJJ mentaility and besides the finish>>68450853
where he greedly didnt let go of the leg
here's another example, he uses a double leg under pass, and technically in BJJ ducking your head down like he does, helps block against gi chokes, here in the MMA rule set he is getting his head punched in blocking low with his head
>>68451560
With that though i want to see Entwistle back in the ring because having someone who is a specialist with one move, but having so many set up i think that's worth studying and watching and i hope he can show more of his style, cause he's exciting. and he helps contribute to the evolution of sub grappling .
>>68451560
Maia does it right where he's always trying to work to better/maintain his position, none of that ride or die bullshit
really makes you think...
>>68451584
Maia's been in UFC for what almost 10 years? and he have seen him go through 3 major evolutions. I like to give Entwistle the benefit of the doubt to change and evolve in the next 10 years too. I mean shit we saw Maia go though this entire K-1 stand and bang phase that was boring as hell and lead to a bunch of loses
>>68451488
Sure thing bud
Here's the finish
Part 1
http://webm.land/media/tmp/f84856bb-b556-41ca-b8cf-9f991b27d46d.webm
Part 2
http://webm.land/media/tmp/16b811eb-3a66-449a-9b5d-3d468d8bc82c.webm
Stanky leg
http://webm.land/media/tmp/8243cfa1-6bd9-430c-9a35-4c6ef7b75141.webm
>>68451609
>Comparing a leg lock bum to one of the most talented grapplers of all time
>>68451609
hmm mbby ur right my dude
>>68451543
I'm going to bring it up, see what he says lmao
>>68451631
thanks
when is the next time Perez is fighting i am certain he just cut his career short just like Don Frye's
>>68451591
Based Schaub doing his part and promoting /HEEM/ 1
>>68451691
Won't reddit downvote you for mentioning 4chan?
fuck another brazilian breaks his leg from a leg kick
don't they drink milk down their or some shit?
>>68451706
whatever it takes
>>68451697
Don't think he has a fight scheduled ATM
But yeah that could be a tear or something, hope he has some time to rehab.
Would u mind posting those last 3 webms?
>>68451721
make two questions one about the fight at heem 1 and one about if he knows about heem on 4chan, we'll all just spam it so the message will get put together some how
>>68451721
Nah you gotta mention 4chan so schaub can find us. Just word it slyly, like "do you frequent any other mma forums? I heard 4chan's /heem/ board is trying to setup a fight between you and rich piana"
>tfw you will never have a father figure coach like Matt Hume
>>68451748
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>>68451657
Would it kill you people to talk about MMA and not Reddit and bodybuilders?
>>68451748
Don't forget. Extra mushrooms on the burgers
>>68451745
Kek, I might just use what you wrote there man.
>>68451763
This is MMA related god dammit
Has there ever been a full nelson submission in professional MMA?
>>68451784
One of those Pyrrhic victories where you take more damage than the victory is worth.
>>68451795
God damn those hurt like a bitch, but God dammit do they work.
>>68451795
>>68451747
i like to lean on a bench top and do my vacuums better burn desu
>listening to new Schaubcast
>first thing Schaub says is "I want to eat your dick"
i like condit diaz 2
>>68451892
I don't. Condit would wipe him again. Nick doesn't fight intelligently enough to defeat the Natural Born Killer.
He needs a higher tier opponent. The loser of wonderboy / rory perchance.
>>68451909
>wipe him again
>perchance
>>68451892
>>68451909
lol nick is like 1-3 in the ufc
he is a meme fighter
>inb4 hurr durr he was the strike force champ and silva was cheating
>>68451930
>Iceland shit talking the natty GOAT bros.
>>68450491
It's a large plastic bottle of pickled vegetables.
>>68451763
This. /heem/ isn't a chat room. There are so many other place to do this off topic shitposting.
>>68451002
still my boy
>>68451892
I'll take any nick fight at this point. And his suspension is up in august. Get him a fight scheduled damnit!!
>>68452211
This. Shitposting should be mma related
>>68452211
yeah but where else are we going to get on the nerves of autists like you
>>68452211
>/heem/ is a place for MMA discussions and not forced memes and racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ylzqrVbGCQ
>>68452244
Suck my ass
Why did rampage let Rashad punk him?
If brock wins against hunto in a convincing way does he get an instant title shot?
>>68452094
Scratch that. It's probably a glass bottle.
>>68452260
>muh racism
calm down, gyppo
>>68452260
Give racism a chance
>>68451909
Both rory and wonderboy would literally kill nick
>>68452289
rashad was quite scary at the time
>>68452376
you can't kill nick
https://youtu.be/Q6rjurum0T4
>>68452428
>that shit is still on the air
>>68452433
Go to sleep.
>>68452433
>Jimmy went full cuck
>>68452379
He's still dangerous. He just got unlucky in his last fight. Feels bad man.
>>68452441
i just woke up
>>68452477
You should start your day with a better attitude. Take a deep breath and restart.
Could you beat senjougahara in a fight? Could Brock Lesnar?
>>68452367
>>68452346
>Bjorn and Hoj thinking they have pure heritage
>>68452506
it's hard without anthony there with jimmy
>>68452289
rampage is peaceful. at one with the earth.
it was only for the cameras friend
>>68452428
Based DC.
What's his name, /heem/?
>>68452515
Shut up before I shut you up.
>>68452547
You don't have to be tough all the time dude. It's a beautiful day.
>>68452547
They both got buttrammed by so many dominant countries it's hard to tell if they're mongolians or niggers at this point.
Who /ROSE/ here?
>>68452539
>getting bullied
DC is a liar like Paige Sletten. Tell the truth DC.
>>68452686
I bet you got bullied by wogs in school, skip
>>68452715
there is no such thing as bullying in australia mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs
you get shittalked you shit talk back
Piana posting have to fucking go, its just as retarded as ngannou posting, even worse desu.
>>68452703
>and after I get drunk on beach I go home to my house, best in village!
>>68451930
Someone post this please
http://webm.land/media/tmp/1dbb6884-13fa-414b-b343-624087bebba8.webm
Lmao
>>68452708
>Paige Sletten
wtf that's a norwegian name, why did she change her name to VanZant?
Reminder
If Woodley were not fighting for the title:
>Rory would probably be fighting Carlos Condit to avenge his loss
>Wonderboy would probably be getting a title shot in one of the best matchups of the ages
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>>68451944
420dudeweedlmao
>amirite
>>68452796
>wanting to be associated with Nordic cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cXjV-2Yw
>''Do you, Syntholius, take Silicona for your wife?''
>''I does.''
>''And do you Silicona, take this bloated roidmonkey for your faithful husband?''
>''Aye.''
>>68452776
Why is nick so based lads?
paige vanzant is the world's tallest midget
I liked it better when Piana was a /fit/ meme.
>>68452882
Fascinating. It's like a real life Jersey Shore
>>68452896
She's not even a midget bro.
Quit acting like you wouldn't.
>>68452844
should've changed her name to Abu Omar instead to rep the british isles
>>68452979
that midget chimp face and midget proportions lol
im watching TUF 5 for the first time and holy shit, its so fucking good
>>68452755
>tfw someone saves your Piana copypasta
thank you
Miesha Tate has a remarkably unpleasant looking face
>>68453143
>TUF 5
was that Penn vs. Pulver or The Comeback? Can't remember
>>68453114
how long do you live with a physique like that?
I mean can a human heart support that roid body for more than 50 years?
>>68452721
>yeah i had to do a /heem/ pose X3 i am random at times :3
>>68453178
penn v pulver
the nate season
>>68453244
Ahh, okay. That season has goat fights.
>>68453211
Just ask Kimbo Slice.
>>68453421
Shut up, Rusev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PPj2Mkcsw
>>68453445
You wanna bang bro?
>>68451226
It is different because the ground in the octagon is soft while irl a slam is likely to incapacitate you immediately when you hit the concrete.
It's like saying jabs shouldn't score because they don't do any real damage and only set real hits up.
Wait, who is fighting from Estonia?
>>68451354
>Condit beat Lawler
>>68453544
>being schizophrenic
>>68453508
>>68451212
http://i.imgur.com/RvA5VLs.gif
How much is Dana paying Nate to take a dive?
>>68453679
A bit afraid they are paying Hunto not heem the roidbully and let the fat cunt lie on him for 3 rounds.
>>68453749
Wait who's the fat cunt?
>>68453476
why the hell would the ufc book that show for them to go to? watched 30 secs and am like wat the fuck
Does anyone else hope Jon jones gets back on the coke?
He looks like dogshit sober.
>>68453843
Brock
Is UFC 201 going to break 150k buys?
>>68450627
I love uncle Dana
>>68453859
No idea. I got a bit nervous when I saw the interviewer push Robbie, though. Reminded me of that time that reporter tried acting like he could beat up Alistair Overeem.
>>68450905
/heem/
How would Schaub do against Miocic? I think he has the advantage anywhere the fight goes. He has crisp striking with knockout power and probably the second best BJJ in the division as well as solid wrestling. Schaub would also probably be the most athletic and quickest HW on the rooster. He is a terrible stylistic match up for Miocic.
busted my wrist up yesterday hitting the heavy bag, shit sucks
>conor thinks he is going to learn bjj in 2 months
>>68454249
no it's bad
>>68454556
I agree with everything you typed except for Schaub having the second best BJJ in the division. I contend that he has the best BJJ in the entire world.
>>68454556
Who has better Bjj than Schaub? He shut down cyborg fairly handily at metamoris.
Werdums BJJ is a meme. Mark hunt spent a round in there with no problem. Frank can't do shit unless you literally give him your limb. Barnett got choked by some fat neckbeard. Schaub is #1.
>>68451201
>Wonderboy beats Rory
>Wonderboy beats Lawler for the strap
>Wonderboy vs. Condit for 1st title def
Those first two are definite stretches but I just really want to see Wonderboy vs. Condit. Maybe if he puts up a good loss to Rory they'll match him with Condit for #2 contender's rights.
Would you go with ONNIT or PURUSLABS for mixed martial arts gains?
Friendly reminder that Brendan Schaub has never been submitted in mixed martial arts competition.
>>68454653
>Those first two are definite stretches
no they're not
>>68454658
>"Eat the truth"
what the fuck is this?
>>68451354
I rewatched that banger. I had it Condit (1,4) and Lawler (2,5). That third round is probably the hardest I've ever had to score. And even in the 5th, both guys were getting their shit in.
I just try to look past the decision and appreciate how fucking good that fight was.
>>68454708
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/2/10701388/ufc-195-lawler-vs-condit-live-results-play-by-play-ppv-main-card
>>68454731
What's up with MMA journalists and 10-10s
>>68452814
Fuck Woodley
Dude hasn't fought in a year and a half because he thinks he's entitled to a shot, even though he's beaten literally no one except Stun Gun, and now he's holding up the entire division with this courtesy fight.
And now he's backtracking, saying the whole thing wasn't his call because now he's getting heat for it, when in fact he was sitting on his ass campaigning for a fight with Lawler from the second Steakman missed weight.
>>68454731
A title fight should never end in a draw
>>68454789
>he thinks he's entitled to a shot
Dana literally said he was getting the title shot after his fight with Hendricks fell through because Hendricks is a fucking retard
It's ridiculous to blame Woodley for this, who wouldn't rather wait to fight for the world title than risk that shot in a shark tank of a division.
>>68454811
that's just silly talk
>>68454781
It's like moderates saying both sides of an argument are wrong
It's noncommittal and makes you seem more versed in the issue than you really are.
>>68454830
I don't think it's smart to take a title fight if you haven't been the cage in like 17 months
Will we ever see wonderboy vs lawler?
I hope he gets past Rory because I'm pretty sure he heems the blood orc.
And then we can have wonderboy vs condit.
Fuck woodley.
>>68454871
>implying Based Tyron won't beat Robbery Lawler
>>68454871
This weekend's fight is a perfect matchup and I have no idea how it will go down. But I can say that both Rory and Wonderboy can beat Lawler, so either Wonderboy fights him for the belt, or Rory does, Robbie loses, then Robbie fight's Wonderboy for the rematch.
This is all assuming Woodley doesn't get savagely heemed into living death.
>>68454900
>robbery lawler
Tyron is a literal negro who has probably unironically robbed gas stations in his life
>>68454900
What is even based about Tyron besides his beard? That he fell on Condit's leg? Or he managed to weigh in lighter than a manlet from Texas who mainlines bbq sauce?
>>68454900
Bait aside I don't know why people are talking about Lawler vs Woodley like it's a foregone conclusion.
You'd think people would have learned their lesson after 199
>>68454830
Nobody likes a guy who gets gifted a title shot, regardless of who wanted it that way
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here."
>>68450966
Yes, my two favorite podcasts combined watching fights, it was so based
UFC 201:
Robbie Lawler vs Tyron Woodley
Demetrious Johnson vs Wilson Reis
Cláudio Silva vs. Siyar Bahadurzada
César Arzamendi vs. Damien Brown
Michael Graves vs. Bojan Veličković
Francisco Rivera vs. Érik Pérez
Anthony Hamilton vs. Damian Grabowski
Matt Brown vs. Jake Ellenberger
A fight card of badly drawing fighters. Did Dana really think this through?
>>68453577
>http://i.imgur.com/RvA5VLs.gif
kek
>>68455189
>not "smallest dick in the division"
>>68454781
dallas scores 10-10s a lot
but at least he's doing the scoring live
when people are split about 50/50 on who won i don't see why anyone is mad about scoring it a draw live
>>68454900
>>68455451
>"smallest dick in the division"
that's gianpiero villante to
>>68455379
>doesn't mention rose namajunas
*tips fedora*
Is Rory Irish?
>>68455518
'''''''Scottish'''''
>>68455451
That's Gus.
>>68455537
please don't bully gus
>>68454925
He's literally from Ferguson.
>>68454925
lol he wouldn't even take kelvin's 20%
what an ass you are
>>68455605
God damn, I would love to roll around with her sweaty self on that mat.
>>68455605
so he stole it from himself
>>68455683
'haha'
-sage northcutt
>>68455605
Forgot about that. Pretty based desu.
Well lads did he vote for Jeb?
>>68455737
He can vote? I thought you were an adult at 21 in America
>>68452211
Generals basically are chatrooms
>>68455605
I think that tyrone will perform better for in this fight
robbie would let him throw bombs on him for sure but robbie will do the same so I'm excited to see how that will turn out
>>68454911
>Rory has definitively lost to Lawler twice
>h-he will get him next time, r-right?
>>68455777
Rory won the first fight.
>>68455737
i like turtles
>>68455757
18
>>68455833
Well that doesn't make much sense, there are adults that can vote and own property but not drink? That's retarded
>>68455872
i agree drinking should be banned
>>68455872
stfu
>might miss this weekend's card because of normie shit
>>68455886
You remember what happened last time they tried that.
>>68455909
>missing Rory and Wonderboy
>for literally any reason whatsoever
>>68455939
my parents are visiting, and I haven't seen them in a year. they might be jetlagged as hell though so they should be asleep by then. If anything, I might miss the prelims (whocares)
>>68455965
>he doesn't live with his mom
>>68453544
leave this place now
>>68455965
My dead mom could punch her way out of her grave and I'd still probably say "let's meet up tomorrow instead"
>>68456017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYI9AryfhNg
>>68456017
I fuggen doubt it
>>68451212
heem snappy
reminder to be careful
>>68456106
lmao who is that in the pic?
>>68455379
They were probably expecting a big drop offof PPV buys after 200, so put fighters that don't draw on the card and they haven't wasted their big draws
>>68456118
eddie alvarez
>>68451591
prepare your questions
>mfw goofs on /heem/ are picking based Sean O'connell
http://webm.land/media/tmp/15f393c2-d79d-4948-9463-b877482c540f.webm
>>68451591
someone ask him about the roommate that he bullied
>>68456259
Aren't***
>>68451299
>Pride Wanderlei was the best.
you mean on the gas wanderlei
>>68455965
I'll probably just be making the main card tomorrow this weekend honestly
>>68456259
he's a fag that doesn't take his job seriously
>>68451605
get rid of the black bars
>>68455820
Lol, please explain to me what two rounds Rory won
>>68456434
1 and 2
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68456447
How did Rory win the first round?
>>68456449
Paige VanZant
please update me on this big brown vs piano thing
is this a fucking meme or did piano shit talk a guy who's 245 without roids who won a golden gloves championship?
Feeling a cheeky tenner on Cote lads...should I do it?
>>68456461
By punching Robbie in the face
>>68456478
Ok, so you don't have an argument and just want to shitpost dumb opinions. Carry on.
>>68456486
He also kicked him.
Guys if you don't stop bullying Gus he's never going to come back. ;_;
>>68456493
mfw i started piano posting but never got banned
>>68456472
Of course bro, cerrone is getting heem'd.
He's way too small to be a welterweight, especially against a huge, iron chinned cote.
>>68456539
>iron chinned
>got dropped multiple times by wondermeme
I hate bullies.
>>68456532
piana posting is here to stay
>>68454900
>Tyron beating Lawler
>>68456390
Nah
"I don't really feel I need to address the Joe Rogan conspiracy theory, 'cause that's all it is," Helwani explained. "I tweeted it was 1,000 percent inaccurate. No one told me not to report anything, no one told me that if I did report something, people would lose their jobs. It's obvious where that is coming from, and I'd wish that, given his platform and his reach, that... you know, some people wrote back to me and were saying, 'Joe didn't speak to you.' Well then that's irresponsible. You're talking about something now that you don't know and you're getting only one side of the story. And it's a very sensitive thing and it involves my career. And when trust and respect and confidence are very important things, it's very damaging when you come out with things like that.
"No one ever gave me that warning, and I didn't leak anything, and I certainly don't have any moles. I have not planted anything or anyone in the company to find out this information, and I haven't gotten this information unethically or illegally. All that stuff, I can assure you, you can throw it all out the window, it's a lie. And I know other people are trying to hold the UFC's water by throwing this out there, and it's ridiculous. Quite frankly: You're just making yourself look worse when you're putting this out there, so stop it. Move on, it's over."
>>68456716
>it got physical
>>68456554
>never been heem'd
Wonderboy has finished iron chinned guys like johny Hendricks and Robert Whittaker in the first round but he couldn't stop cote.
Cerrone has no way to win, it's free money.
Daily TUF anecdote:
>The disappointment in his edit did little to dull Marlon Sims’ excitement for the finale. "The only thing I cared about was the fight with Noah. I was training with [Jorge] Masvidal and Kimbo [Slice], dominating guys, three pounds off weight, fucking unreal. Silva calls me a week before the finale, ‘We got you starting it off’ - awesome. Next day... Silva calls again, ‘Listen, we’re taking you off the card. Gonna lose Burger King if we let you fight. You’re out of the UFC.’ " Sims was crushed, especially due to the importance he believes his appearance on the show meant for the franchise’s future. "I’m three in the best TUF moments ever. I saved The Ultimate Fighter! The producers told me personally, they were gonna cancel it. The only reason there is a TUF is because of what I did. Dana [White] and them, what they did to me, that was pretty villainous... They used me."
>>68456737
lol he's gotta walk around ufc events with lorenzo's private police eyeing him
>>68456716
what did baldy bastard joe say?
>>68456716
>trashes joe cuz he thinks he's invincible now
I hope joe heems that goof and schaub's his career on his podcast.
>>68456716
fuck this jew
when will dana permaheem his career so he starts crying on the podcast again
>>68456837
What the fuck is Joe gonna do? Make a bad joke on his podcast and have his trained monkey friends laugh on command at it?
>>68456837
>>68456865
faggots what happened?
I watched him cry jew tears live... but what did joe say?
>>68456716
JOE ROGAINE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Seriously Ariel crying for two hours was the most pathetic, unprofessional thing I've ever seen.
What kind of a """"man"""" acts like that after he got fired for being a dickbag?
>>68456716
wow this must be that guy that stood up against the ufc and dana white because he believed in ethics in journalism while also being a paid shill. Good for him, the world needs more brave good people like him
>stop it. Move on, it's over
brave, strong and knows when to put his foot down so he isn't bullied, I like him. Other people would be crying like faggots in front of thousands of strangers trying to garner sympathy so they could get their job back
>>68456896
Joe said that Ariel was told specifically not to release the Brock news or a bunch of employees of the UFC would be fired for being suspected moles. Ariel is claiming that it's not true and that Joe saying that makes Ariel look bad.
>grown men should never cry
>>68456865
I'm pretty sure joe could ether helwani m8.
>>68456896
Joe didn't even say anything bad. He just didn't buy into #freehelwani bullshit.
http://youtu.be/SF2J-lm7tc4
>>68456961
Ariel clearly said he consulted with the UFC before he broke fights like that in the past. He said he just didn't want to get told no.
>>68456974
>crocodile tears
>>68456976
>I'm pretty sure joe could ether helwani m8.
Why?
Joe's pretty irrelevant
>>68456961
So I'm supposed to believe that the nose when he says the UFC DIDN'T wanted to break their own big news?
I'm sorry but Joe Rogan could take Ariel's job yesterday, he's actually got 2 black belts and seemingly has just as much of a hood pass....
I assume Joe, who isn't really painting the UFC in a great light by telling people they'd fire people for a meme reason isn't going to bullshit about it
>>68456974
>nu-male detected
I bet you cried when Bernie lost California didn't you
THE FUCK DOES HEEM MEAN
So I hired a carpet cleaner and he's the most talkative fuck on the planet. Even tried giving my wife's son a pep talk about getting a career and graduating. He literally cleans shit out of carpets for a living. Should I heem him?
>>68457056
heem sleepy
>>68457056
him
>>68456901
A beta male. But yet again, the UFC didn't call him on anything he said in the MMA hour, so most likely, he's telling the truth.
Rogan and the UFC got BTFO by a beta, it's pretty shameful for them.
>>68456716
Eh, as Joe was talking he pretty much made it clear that this was the side of the story he was told.
He didn't just up and say "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED THIS IS THE REAL TRUTH ARIEL IS TALKING SHIT".
>>68456834
Joe said Ariel got warned about leaking shit before the Brock thing and he got told that if he leaked more shit, people would lose their jobs. After that, he went and leaked the Brock shit. That's the story Joe got, he said it in one of his podcasts.
He also made a decent point about what Ariel doing there not actually being journalism. It's not like he was reporting news that wasn't going to get out, arguably all he was doing it was trying to break it so he could be "FIRST" and get some clicks on his website. The UFC was going to reveal this themselves.
I don't know though, don't want to point fingers either way because I don't know the real story.
>>68456017
You're a very crude boy.
>>68457154
Literally nothing happened to Rogan or the UFC. Meanwhile Ariel will have an existential crisis anytime he wants to report something big.
The MMA media should honestly be ashamed that after one of the best cards in MMA history they made the narrative about a private company kicking out a reporter. The headlines, the articles, they were all trash hyperbole propaganda. That's the journalistic integrity I care about. Not somebody who wants attention for spoiling big announcements.
>>68456158
What does that shirt mean?
So why doesn't the UFC have NDA's?
>>68457056
Here
Every
Enjoys
Memes
>>68457154
How can they when Ariel has an army of shills ready to downvote videos and unsubscribe from fight pass?
>>68457186
I liked Ariel, but after all this it just shows what a snake and Jew he really is.
It's obvious why he leaked it so that his name would be a part of the story. The same reason instead of having a normal mma hour and focusing on the great fights at 199, he sat there and cried for two hours while bashing the UFC. Only idiots like reddit are supporting him.
He's always been a piece of shut stirring up controversy and drama to get views, he rarely even discusses the fights them self, just drama he's manufactured outside of them.
>>68457271
They do. That's one of the big elements of the Helwani stuff. Dana was tight lipped about Brock and made a lot people sign papers so they couldn't disclose it.
>>68457029
His podcasts get millions of downloads/views. He has a much wider rich than Helwani.
>>68457186
>Joe said Ariel got warned about leaking shit before the Brock thing and he got told that if he leaked more shit, people would lose their jobs. After that, he went and leaked the Brock shit. That's the story Joe got, he said it in one of his podcasts
ariel admitted in his show (the crying one) that he had been told not to release this kind of information before, and he didn't contact ufc to confirm brock lesnar because he didn't want them to tell him not to release the scoop so I think this part of the story is true
>>68457271
they do, and that's the people that lose their jobs when info gets leaked out
>>68457271
They do, which was another reaso why the Brock news getting leaked was such a big deal. They said only like 5 people knew about it.
>>68457315
ariel's gets gorillions of downloads
>>68456716
What a fucking faggot
>>68457326
>>68457320
>>68457311
Well why does the UFC not blame the people who violated their contracts?
Lesnar, his jew lawyer and/or manager, Dana White, Lorenzo....UFC jew lawyer
Who else is there?
>>68457364
Ariel has moles in Borks hometown that keep tabs on him.
>>68457364
That's why joe said Ariel was getting people fired.
Try to keep up m8.
>>68457347
Yeah, he's really gone off the rails.
>>68457364
>why does the UFC not blame the people who violated their contracts?
they do, they are the ones getting fired
That doesn't mean ariel, who has profited immensely for being a ufc shill and getting the 'one of us' treatment from dana white, isn't also to blame for leaking it
>>68457390
>>68457392
do you guys not realize that Ariel is getting it from like cream of the crop tip of the ice berg....
dana needs to fire lorenzo, brock, a lawyer/manager or himself....
why instead of a mole can't ariel just have a hood pass with the fighters?
He knows kavanagh from his mma hour show.....so that's a somewhat given no?
>>68457469
I heard it was Borks tractor guy that told him
>>68457469
>Ariel is getting it from like cream of the crop tip of the ice berg
the scoop could come from lesnar himself, it doesn't matter, he knew ufc didn't want the info out and he leaked for some clicks
>>68457675
bork seems like the type of guy who doesn't need a lawyer because he shakes hands on things and looks the person dead in the eye and tells them "I have a concealed carry permit because I make so much money" and nobody crosses him
I'm not even making a joke here I could literally see him just shaking hands on a deal signing the contract and outright threatening people
>You now remember Jason "Strange Brew" Thaker.
>>68457763
I think he could have just said "big news tonight, wait for it and watch this space"
as soon as the UFC drops it hit "send" on his website and there you go....
>>68457469
>Jew having a hoodpass
The news was obviously going around in the media room at 199, but Ariel was the only one a big enough asshole to leak it.
His Jew nature just wouldn't let him wait 2 hours for the UFC to announce it when he could make some sweet, sweet shekels off the goys he clickbaited.
>>68457364
Who says they aren't? It also makes sense to kick out that attention whore who broke it considering that's fully within their rights.
>>68457797
That's Roy Nelson m8
https://youtu.be/Jox6tJDQPRw
Love him or hate him, his analysis is always spot on
>>68457944
>his analysis is always spot on
>>68457086
You can get banned for this kind of shit. Just so you know.
>>68457944
https://youtu.be/Hvngb5ch47s
lesnar roids confirmed
>>68457808
to be honest I don't have any problem with him revealing the info but it bothers me ariel's hypocrisy of doing something he knew would completely piss off the ufc (who have treated him like one of their own) and then cry when they react to protect their own interests. And it's even worse when he pretends he was doing it for the ethics of journalism and his old teachers at journalism school.
If you release the info to get the name recognition and internet clicks, then be brave enough face the consequences like an adult
>>68457944
>Ronda is gonna crush Holly
>Aldo is gonna beat Conor
>Nate can't win against Conor
>Schaub
>>68458057
Posting sick webms?
Call me a bandwagoner but does anyone care about a WWE diva returning to the octagon? His fighting style is intensely boring
>>68458080
yeah that made me fed up with his bullshit
like....he knew the UFC would be pissed, all of us here know that let's say we know a big name fighter from our MMA gym, we overhear a convo that he's going to fight at UFC 200
we announce it or call TMZ or some shit....
We know UFC would be pissed
Ariel acts like he can't fathom a world where the UFC would be pissed off then ranted about how he's just doing his job....
>>68458204
What are you on about?
>>68458240
Brock
>>68457944
>He'll jab you all night and win by decision
Good luck doing that against Wondermeme the distance master.
>Rory is a better wrestler than Hendricks
kekekek
>He usually works with Weidman
Nope. He brought in a different guy for Hendricks.
>Johny Hendricks is a brawler
Who outstruck Robbie Lawler multiple times
>>68458262
Oh, I was confused because you said diva. Thought you might have been making a joke about Ronda or something.
>>68458292
I thought the same
>>68458283
Wondermeme gets jabbed a lot you goof
Go watch his fight with Whittaker and he gets cracked with some hard jabs
Rory has an excellent jab, and Rory will be able to push wondermeme against the fence and out grapple him.
Hendricks and LAWLER are both brawlers you dummy.
I was split between Rory and Wondermeme, but now I just want the latter so Schaub is wrong and the UFC continues btfo of people who disobey them.
https://youtu.be/ZTrZub-2JYo
Like him or love him, you can't deny his analysis is always spot on
>>68458262
>intensely boring
>has gone to decision once in his career
And that decision was a very entertaining one against heath herring
>>68458415
>Hendricks and LAWLER are both brawlers
Jesus christ what are your standards for being a brawler?
>>68458428
>you can't deny his analysis is always spot on
>>68458415
>Wondermeme gets jabbed a lot you goof
>Whitaker did it
Tommy boy has improved exponentially over the past 3 fights and 2 years m8
>Rory has an excellent jab
True. He shuts down a lot of people. Thompson just happens to be way better on his feet than anybody he's going to see in MMA.
>Lawler is a brawler
For 30 seconds in the 5th round dummy. He's very conservative when he isn't stealing rounds/fights.
>>68458453
>a fight with a finish can't be boring
Though I agree that Brock generally put on good fights
Thoughts on this?
>>68458467
>>68458518
>the blood orc isn't a brawler
A fairly technical brawler, but a brawler nonetheless. He mainly relies on his freak athleticism, power, and heart.
Thoughts on this?
>>68458768
t. 2007
fightland.vice.com/blog/jack-slack-the-evolution-of-robbie-lawler
>>68456716
Really tired of this sniveling, whining kike. My respect for him when down A LOT. Now he's talking shit on Rogan? Fuck that jew. Rogan has done more for MMA than ariel ever will.
What do you think Danas reaction was when Brock called him and said he wanted to come back for UFC 200?
>>68458845
>doesnt have a rebuttal or any valid analysis
>unironically links hack slack
>>68458969
What, literally all you said is "He's a brawler".
>>68457797
That was a great piece.
>>68458969
>A-all you did was link a well written article about Lawler's evolution that disproves my shallow labeling of him as brawler!
>>68459144
Robbie is the textbook definition of a brawler bro.
Open your eyes.
>>68459144
>>68459307
That is the trip cuck ban evading on his phone btw
>>68459328
So what are your standards for someone being a brawler then?
Seriously if Lawler is a brawler (heh) then what the fuck does that make Tank Abbott
>>68459307
That article says nothing about Robbie not being a brawler and focuses on his "butterfly guard".
Are you fucking kidding me?
Posting hack slack doesn't get you taken seriously on /heem/ bud.
>>68459328
Are you dense? That'd be old school Clay Guida or Sanchez wars. A brawler is somebody who throws at all costs, even at risk to themselves. Lawler picks and choses his spots more now. If he's brawling, he's pulled you into it after conserving energy for a round or because he knows his head is harder than yours. Until that point, he's become pretty defensive.
>>68459383
Someone is a brawler if they eat a lot if big shots due to their poor technique because they're focused on landing a shot of their own.
Robbie is a bit more technical than your average brawler, but he's a textbook brawler nonetheless. His style is literally sprawl and brawl.
And I feel like you have a negative connotation with the word brawler, just because you're a brawler doesn't mean it's a bad thing.
Especially when you've got the athleticism, heart, and power that Robbie does.
>>68459437
You literally just said in your post that Robbie is a brawler.
>>68459582
>If you ever brawl, you're a brawler
I guess Roy Nelson is a grappler because of his black belt!
When is Nick Diaz suspension up?
>>68459516
Lawler is a boxer puncher who brawls to steal rounds. Stop speaking in generalities.
>>68459623
>if you ever don't brawl, you're not a brawler
You're retarded you know.
>>68458926
>Borck called Danielle and not other way around
>>68459516
So now Lawler has poor technique? Mate he jabbbed Rory's nose off
>>68456745
>Cerrone has no way to win, it's free money
Cerrone could definitely sub Cote bud
>>68459739
Oh come on bro now you're just trying to nitpick because you know I'm right.
I literally already said multiple times that Robbie is technical. However, he does leave himself open for big shots, and get hit with them, due to his eagerness to strike.
>>68459516
>Robbie is a brawler
>fights Condit who throws 500 strikes
>misses with like 70% of them
>>68459739
Shhh, don't humor the 189er
>>68459877
>got dropped by condit
>>68459858
If he's technical than he's hardly a brawler is he?
Christ man, at least stay consistent with your definitions.
>>68459972
I'll take What is a technical brawler? for $200 Alex.
>>68459945
he also avoided 320 strikes
>>68459636
August 1st. He'll be able to corner Nate.
>>68460034
He also got hit by nearly 100 more strikes than he landed.
Taking two to land one, typical brawler style.
>>68460034
>Most sluggers lack mobility in the ring and may have difficulty pursuing fighters who are fast on their feet. They usually throw harder, slower punches than swarmers or boxers and tend to ignore combination punching. Sluggers often throw predictable punching patterns (single punches with obvious leads) which can leave them open for counterpunching.
That sounds exactly like Robbie to me!!!!
>>68460100
Meant for
>>68460043 (you)
>>68460100
>>68460135
his opponent only landed 35% of the strikes he threw
that is not what a brawler does you idiot lol
>Swarmer
Daniel Cormier
Fedor Emelianenko
>Out-Boxer
Dominick Cruz
Anderson Silva
>Slugger
Dan Henderson
Mark Hunt
>Boxer Puncher
Nate Diaz
Max Holloway
>post yfw natty Glover knocks down and chokes out post USADA Crumble
>>68460187
Have you ever seen condit fight before?
His striking accuracy is literally 39%.
He throws a shitload of volume not expecting to land every shot hard to sway the judges like he did in the nick Diaz fight.
>>68460187
Carlos only landed 38% of his strikes against jake ellenberger.
Wow jake is so technical you guys, totally not a brawler.
>>68460527
>a guy that throws a massive amount of volume and has a striking average of 39% fights a "brawler" who "gets hit a lot"
>lands less than his already low average
ok bud
>>68460736
I never said he gets hit a lot. I said his style leaves him open to getting hit with BIG shots, like the one that Carlos dropped him with.
>>68450905
I was just watching their older fights and goddamn Rory got absolutely shrekt by Lawler
>>68460405
>brazilian
>natty
pick one
>>68460527
>>68460736
Landing 39% is not a low average.
>>68460725
Lawler avoids a higher percentage of strikes than Wonderboy
>>68460910
yes it is you idiot it's lower than every other ranked fighter in his division
>>68460916
Yeah wondermeme gets hit a lot. No argument there.
![ufc-new-jersey-2016-resultados-estelares-johnson-vs-bader-1_578917_OpenGraphImage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HqBPnkq.jpg "ufc-new-jersey-2016-resultados-estelares-johnson-vs-bader-1 578917 OpenGraphImage[1]")
>>68460405
Fuck off Bader
>>68460890
Yeah he could not take that l-bomb, surprised he didn't get finished on their first fight too.
>>68461003
You're talking about one of the deepest and most talented divisions in the sport, bud.
>carlos condit beat robbie lawler
>Jon Jones
55%
>Demetrious Johnson
53%
...
>Dominick Cruz
31%
Wht is wrong with Ariel and Rampage? They're discussing Rampages sons Veganism. Rampage asks Ariel to name vegan fighters who have had success and Ariel draws a blank.
>Jake Shields
>Jon Fitch
>Mac Danzig
>Vegan Gains
>Abel Trujillo
>Durian Rider
The list goes on and on.
>>68461562
lmao is this real
>>68451210
Watching the Hendricks-GSP fight with the sound off first, then on, it seems as if Rogan was told to hardsell the audience on Hendricks.
Sound off, I see a close fight with GSP winning on points.
Sound on, I feel like I should feel lucky to be able to watch Hendricks' "incredible" performance.
I like Rogan, I think he makes fights more exciting but I when he doesn't stay neutral he's a problem.
He gets a bit too giggly and girly around the really big manly guys like Brock and Carwin, which is kind of odd, but so is Joe I guess.
Can't think of anyone who could do a better job as a colour commentator in MMA, tBh.
>>68461602
>https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/394410945348636672
haha
>>68461664
>Sound off, I see a close fight with GSP winning on points.
>>68453508
>jabs shouldn't score because they don't do any real damage
>jabs don't do damage
Uh - you need to watch GSP tenderize Koschek's head for 5 rounds.
New thread
>>68462084
>>68462084
>>68462084
Fill this one up first though ;^)
>>68462020
Koscheck was never the same after that fight.
One of the more brutal injuries we've seen in mma.
>>68462127
Thank you for cucking the autistic op and showing us how stupid he is.
If you don't want him making shitty goofball threads and posting them early you literally have to make one 50 posts early.
That's how cancerous he's become with his op obsession.
>>68461562
top kek
>>68462127
horrible who made this thread Forrest Griffin?
How to achieve sage mode?
>>68455737
This guy is weirder than this whole imageboard combined, i hope someone knocks him the fuck out
>>68455777
Not really definitively. Split decision + up 3 rounds before being TKO'd. Based on the evidence I think Lawler is the favourite in any near-future fights, but it doesn't seem outlandish to suggest that Rory could beat him. You can't deny that both their fights have been extremely competitive.
Don't forget that Rory is still young and has time to evolve, whereas Robbie is in the later part of his career, and has crazy wars in pretty much every fight. Time is on Rory's side here, assuming he's still on top form after his layoff. I think Robbie is better than Rory now. In 2-3 years time though, it may be different.
i never realized how ugly Fedor was
https://youtu.be/xqiDNzMtIh0
>yfw the biggest draws in UFC/mma are Canadian
Brock Lesnar
GSP
>>68462972
>UFC 100 featured a Canadian in the main and comain
Never even noticed
>>68463019
sorry about that
>>68462745
say that to his face and not online and see what happens
>>68462972
>implying Lesnar is Canadian
>implying GSP outdraws McGregor, Ronda, etc.
Fucking Rashad main evented two events that outsold GSP's biggest (vs. Diaz). No one wants to see a greased up frog lay n' pray.
>>68463171
GSP sold 500k+ consistently
GSP also sold out a 50k stadium
>>68463219
Many fighters have done that or are capable of doing that. GSP is one of the greats, but he was a boring fighter that no one really wanted to see.
>>68463479
>but he was a boring fighter that no one really wanted to see.
he might've been boring, but people still wanted to see him.
>>68451114
this. it's pepper inside oil.
those in the middle are the most spicy ones.
>"I wish they'd let me next door so I can suck your fucking dick, Jon."
I hope the mods ban all the Jones + Cormier dick sucking posts.
>>68464036
Why?
Why?
Why?
>>68464036
It's only going to get better in a matter of weeks. Embrace it. Just let it in.
Why was the thread deleted?
>>68464468
Sperg OP through a hissy fit because it kills him inside when he can't make the next thread.
>>68462460
mods didn't delete this thread
>>68462460
NEW
>>68464520
>>68464569
this thread isnt even full yet
>>68464579
we can fill it up right now bb
nobody is discussing anything
look at this tattoo it resembles a phallus
>>68464754
what a phallic tattoo
>>68464754
I dont think it looks like a dick
>>68464754
>>68464850
actually if I enlarge the pic it kinda looks like a dick but only due the details on the sword itself
the details look like veins
>>68464850
the rounded top looks like a head and the lines running through and down it look like veins
i wonder if the artist did that intentionally
>>68464939
do you think he beat up the artist afterwards
new thread boys
>>68464440
>>68464440
>>68464440
>>68464993
which thread do I go to
either this one or>>68464569
>>68465069
uh oh, you might have to think to figure this one out
>>68465299
why are the tvs so small
>>68465327
so he can brag that he owns a large number of tv's
>>68456716
>all these Rogan nut huggers
>>68462408
bodybuilding and steroids your dad gave you for literally your entire life then cycle off if you ever feel like competing in MMA
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