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Previous thread: >>68409232
News:
>Fedor to UFC soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925474/fedor-emeliananko-says-hes-closer-than-ever-to-signing-with-the-ufc
>Grad on Sage
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11913136/ilya-grad-believes-sage-northcutt-has-to-leave-for-a-serious-gym
>Alvarez on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11460200/eddie-alvarez-unconcerned-with-venue-guarantees-he-wins-ufc-title-dos-anjos-mma
>Maldonaldo on Fedor fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/fabio-maldonado-breaks-down-biggest-fight-of-career-vs-michael-jordan-of-mma-fedor-emelianenko
Schaub
2nd for veganism
>>68433667
that eagle is hurting him
The world won't end if the thread gets to 500 posts you autist.
![Trump-press-conference[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uG6HXec.jpg "Trump-press-conference[1].jpg")
Good evening my fellow memers. It is today that I speak with great sadness. It is today that I must address the evil,the vile, the wickedness that is plaguing /heem/. It's Piana posting,Schaub posting, and another type of posting. But specifically Piana posting. This virus of "whatever it takes" isn't only affecting the minds of /heem/ posters but the minds of fighters like Hector Lombard,Sage Northcutt,Chael Sonnen,Overeem,and any other steroids user is sickening. The 5 scoops a day, the two needles in the ass,training in a gi. That is sickening. There is no reason for Rich Piano to be featured in a thread about fighting. Integrity,honor,sportsmanship, respect are things that encompass /heem/. This is why I'm asking to make Piana posting a bannable offense to Hiro. So I ask of you, if you see someone spewing shit like "5 steaks a day minimum","Schaub is God","Can't Meme The Reem" or someone sick person asking for (You) is ask you to filter them and report them. We have no choice we have no choice. Conor Bless. Bless all natty fighters.
>>68433998
Conor bless
>>68433774
No way, he is handling it very carefully
>>68434527
thanks dom
BROCK
R
O
C
K
>>68434247
why the refring just stand ther and watch jon jons get succ
>Mexico
>>68434527
Thank you for never abandoning me.
>Manolol
damn I'm listening to the mma hour now and I can't understand anything mark hunt says
>>68434792
He's speaking human that's why
>>68434830
BANTZ
A
N
T
Z
I love the shit out of Bork, not just because of entertainment value.
But I read some bits from Hunt's biography, it's hard not to empathise with the guy.
>>68434247
>why the referring just stand there and watch Brendan Schaub get teleport
>>68434960
I've read some of your posts and it's pretty hard to empathise
Rory is my boy.
>>68434993
See >>68434830
Mejico has a point for once, favela.
I hope sage goes back to that gym and heems every here.
People take liberties with him because he's nice but he'd fuck them all up
I retract my banter to Brazil and offer to train him against Spain
>>68435011
This is the true money fight
>>68435108
good
what are you coaching me btw?
>>68434557
Wrong color, should be yellow, like his hair.
What is it with Reebok, just consistently getting 100% of decisions dead wrong?
>>68435108
>Making me crush cans so you don't have to fight me
Michael Bisping vs. Dan Henderson or Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre next? Who ya got?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925682/michael-bisping-would-love-a-rematch-with-dan-henderson-yet-also?_ga=1.20723007.683594747.1465250471
>>68435188
You have to emphasize on their lack of jobs
>>68435207
>yfw Bisping singlehandedly ruined the Middleweight division
>>68435207
>Georges St-Pierre
>fighting in the USADA era
Manolo, we already settled this
>>68435226
that shitter isnt even spanish, I'm pretty sure he's brazilian or at the very least south american actually
>>68435244
what are you talking about bisping saved the """division"""
>>68435244
>Mfw
>>68435273
Wasn't me, Jesus. I already BTFO you, stop talking smack. You're like post-Nate Conor.
>>68435273
wrong manolo, he is probably some foreign sperg on vacation here
>>68435207
>Bisping vs. a dinosaur, or Bisping versus a retired WW
Why did nobody tell me Rich uploaded a new video today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVqPhlUfMik
>>68435344
You got that shit right lmao.
Although your flag grants me privileges over Mejico, they're MM and I'm Cruz.
>>68435376
be my guest
I know I should ask /asp/ for this, but I want /sp/heem's larger userbase to draw from for this:
When leg kicking the front leg, do you want him to put more weight on it or less as in whilst running away?
I know the rear leg is a juicier target that's less conditioned, but on the front leg, I would think kicking it as the guy's coming in would create more of an impact.
If my leg were off the ground, and someone kicks it, I'd assume some of the force would dissipate as my leg moves along with the blow, wouldn't it?
>>68435414
Your country's amazing, lad. Great beer, women and you're hooked up with everything.
Much respeck, I thought you guys would be like Poortugal.
Need some gym advice. There are two places near me that I can train at. One's a Muay Thai/ BJJ place and the other's a legit MMA gym. The MMA gym has a few pros fighting out of it and most of them have good records, including the #1 >women's bantamweight fighter. The other place has 3 black belts and is regularly visited by world class grapplers, and trains some of the best kick boxers in the state. Which one should I go for?
>>68435431
Do you not train or something? This is literally day one stuff. The more weight they put on the leg, the worse it's going to hurt.
>>68435555
but the #1 womens bantamweight fighter is holly holm
and it probably wont make any difference what place you choose to train at first, it will take you a lot of time to get the basics of whatever you want to try anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
post your walkout song
>>68435681
Sorry, meant in the state
>>68435694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTwodFfFwfo
>>68435431
Yes when the leg is planted it obviously hurts more when kicked. With less weight on it the check comes easier too
Daily reminder that you can never be careful enough
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/13/daniel-cormier-lgbt-community-message/
Gimme that dick, Jon.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGmh8g8mEc0/
he's gettin lean again or wha?
>>68435724
Does hitting a tensed or relaxed quad/thigh hurt more?
>>68435694
Forrest Griffin already did that you fuccboi.
>>68435431
this is what happens when you dont play divegrass since the day you started walking
>>68435736
Making something out of nothing.
I hate TMZ so fucking much
>>68435792
TMZ is doing absolutely nothing, they are just showing an interview they had with DC
You and other idiots on /heem/ are the only ones drawing any conclusions from anything because you retards are so idiotically obsessed with this stupid dicksucking meme
>>68435764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFo2uiwjIJQ
not a true fight fan detected
>>68435766
I actually did exactly that and developed Sage-tier calves, but then emigrated to America as a kid and did not feel like getting kidnapped in a park during the 90s so I lost my natty gains.
>>68435792
>>68435826
Gimme that dick.
>>68435849
/r/ing the one where he sentences Jon to get his dick succ'd.
>>68435737
Big hands
You shot your load in my eye again Jon....
>>68435748
Lifting the leg and pointing the foot upwards will tense the leg muscle and (hopefully) deflect the kick on to your shin.
this is called a check and is very basic stuff
>Thompson loses a close decision against Rory and no longer gets a title shot
stupid Woodley
>>68436005
Seriously, fuck Woodley. They should have just made it a 3-way title fight.
>>68435898
STOP memeing this DC is the P4P best and not gay for JBJ
literally why isn't every woman in this picture flocking to his penis to take his seed
>>68436094
SUCC
Brock playing with a pupper and eating dog treats feat. Mark Hunt chew toy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4oKHBm2m9A
>>68435826
Maybe I've just been around the memes too long but their headline kinda looks like it.
>>68436159
What does that shirt mean?
>>68436159
>>68436191
was gonna ask the same question, it has an arabic letter on it.
im getting some vibes that make me think he needs to be very careful
>>68435327
>I already BTFO you
>self-aggrandizing your own bantz
>>68436191
http://www.rangerup.com/nazarene.html
>>68436191
He isn't scared of ISIS
>>68436290
>ISIS is the biggest group of assholes in the 21st Century. They're in the top 3 biggest assholes of the last 100 years. It's safe to say that they're in the top 10 of assholes in the last millennium.
>Nazarene has many connotations. But for ISIS, it only has one (and it's not a positive one for them): Christian.
>Genocide is occurring as I write this. Muslims are being slaughtered for not being Muslim enough. Jews are being slaughtered. Turks are being slaughtered. Kurds are being slaughtered. Men, women, the elderly and children are being slaughtered. Secular people are being slaughtered. Gays are being slaughtered. Brits are being slaughtered. Jordanians are being slaughtered. Americans are being slaughtered. Christians are being slaughtered.
>For the Christians, they have received the mark of Nazarene. Many Christians are showing solidarity by voluntarily carrying the mark themselves.
>It's their way of saying, "I'm not hiding. And I won't be alone."
we /pol/ now
>>77159146
>Am I p4p yet?
hey fellas, what's the update on our boy chad
>>68436249
Even Muhammad Ali was pulling that shit. We might be the first generation who don't romanticize their GOAT. Sad!
Which Fedor entrance song do you prefer?
A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4oKHBm2m9A
B)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8NHBxJL4D4
>>68436245
who wins in a gun fight between timmy and khabib?
>>68436249
It's illegal to dip that far below your worst like that. Mosely got cucked so hard in that fight.
>>68436545
Brock Lesnar playing with a puppy desu
>>68436545
Brock's dog has a Mark Hunt chew toy in A
>>68436545
>""""playing""""
>>68436503
Praying 4 Penis? Yeah you are, Daniel.
>>68436545
>bork picking on a negro
>>68436503
His only good win is Rumble though.
>Jon...
>>68436620
>>68436503
>DC beats two prime, motivated competitors while Jon is off doing coke and banging hookers
>fans still call DC a "paper champ," breaking his spirit, and AKA loses all its champions
>Jon returns and easily wins the belt back
>>68436650
Gustaffson, TRT Bigfoot, Barnett
>>68436771
>gusta
>good win
pick 1
>>68436845
You're right, it's a great win.
>>68436652
>where that dick at Jon??
>>68436771
>Gustaffson
lol stop
>Bigfoot
lol stop
>Barnett
lol stop
>>68436856
>gusta
>horrible
take 2
>>68436896
That's what your mother said in response to your heartbeat during the ultrasound
>>68436941
Great joke! xD
all of you here
do not meme about /heem/, be careful. #thisisnot/r/mma
be serious
rip
>>68436932
Nobody knows who "Gusta" is you fucking aspie
>>68436967
Thanks, unlike your life which is a terrible joke
Fortunately both will end by your hand
>>68436941
lel
>>68436993
damn
>>68436993
My joke will end by my own hand?
>>68436972
He sucked and was fucking retarded. Nothing of value was lost that day.
>>68436993
>>68433640
Who wins - that eagle, or 50 mice?
>>68437137
I've seen this on /ck/
>jon..
>>68436974
>being this upset about gusta
>calling someone else an aspie
remain salty
>>68437137
dayum
>>68437137
my wife is makin nachos
>>68437095
>>68437023
>>68437017
>>68437004
>>68437072
Same fag pls
>>68437137
did you order take out from a fine diner kek
>>68437137
I tried White Castle for the firs time today. Mostly for a giggle. It's as below average as I figured it would be.
>>68437137
>>68437137
>ordering takeout on a monday
pleb
Have we reached a new low with all this Piana posting?
What MMA training is necessary for a 27 year old woman to have abs like this?
>>68437257
The only thing low around here is your test levels
>>68437195
Yeah, no. Stay butthurt that dude rekt you, faggot.
>>68437137
sweet walnut chicken over rice
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked Jon.
>>68437282
can he scratch his back?
>>68437295
It didn't even make sense m8. It's the type of shit you made up five minutes after your bullies finished giving you a swirly.
>>68437137
Just called that phone number and some black guy answered and said he was gonna beat me up when I asked for food.
reeeeeeeeee
>>68437268
I didn't realize photoshop was MMA training
>>68437295
>cancer
>>68437268
1. Be born with a penis.
2. GOMAD
>>68437352
Photoshop this, bitch boy.
>>68437329
>>68437363
>samefag
>>68437268
>current year
>"""people""" still believe claudia isn't a tranny
top kek
>>68437391
>All that work just to get her ass kicked by best fightfu
Stupid monkey.
How do you see Schaub vs Rich going down?
>>68437392
you're cancer m8
>>68437449
Cool photoshop bro.
>>68437442
>getting this emotional after a decision over a 33 year old mom
>cancer poster is roryfag
it's really only one guy
>>68437513
You would get emotional if you ever accomplished anything in your life too, Anon.
>>68437449
Cool story
>>68437570
>emotional bitch detected
>thinking he's every accomplished anything
kek, stop memeing shitposter
>>68437340
I could literally care less.
>>68437608
Keep projecting faggot. I'd heem you into the shadow realm, I dare you to get in my guard.
yeah you guys sound like REAL big fight fans (sarcasm)
![9a6[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/kjgBRMc.png "9a6[2].png")
>it's a /heem/ spams dc dicksucking shitposts episode
The relationship between Rich Piana and his wife is really heartwarming.
The new vlog today is a good one.
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here."
>>68437722
Imma succ that leaf.
>>68437658
Then care less
>>68437658
>could care less
Why do idiots like you say this? If you COULD care less, it means you care to some degree.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479126
>>68437753
fuckin kek
these semen slurping threads aren't for me anymore
it was fun while it lasted, im out
>>68437753
can someone post Bader getting Bader'd vs Rumble
Heem FC NEVER EVER
>>68437867
thanks for the cheese
>>68437722
jon
>>68437867
catch ya's later
CHUTE BOX
>>68435694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83u0dymSM5M
>>68437867
See you tomorrow bud
>>68437937
JON
>>68437867
lose my number
>>68437978
CHOOT-A BOX JOE
goldie thread
>>68437867
The threads are always like this during a two week hiatus in between events
Come back a few days before Rory vs Wonderboy
![WvX7FFl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nCV6Uhy.png "WvX7FFl[1].png")
>>68437904
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465863286772.webm
I Saw Rich Piana at a 7-11 in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and doing waist vacuums in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Ben & Jerry Pints in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sire, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a vlog and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence right babe," and then turned around and did a waist vacuum at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GOD DAMMIT" really loudly.
>>68438113
Definition of taking a dive.
>>68437995
Why in the fuck did she put her arms at her side instead of out to help stop her face from hitting the ground? Is this a women thing?
reminder to go back to the jungle
>>68438048
It takes a lot to be a ROCKSTAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0k7sfkuGWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apvDHA9soDU
First one is ESSENTIAL Goldie
>>68438113
ayy lmao
>>68438211
>mfw through the power of meme magic, DC submits Jon via deep throat at 3:43 of the first round.
>tfw you're laying back eating some Corn Nuts and drinking an ice cold Bud Light and some fucking goof tries to tell you that Travis Lutter isn't the Michael Jordan of Jiu Jitsu
>>68437722
>Dc is his boy
>>68438286
Not if you have Monster Energy® at your side when all your friends abandoned you
Guys I'm worried about Rich. I think he might have CTE or as you know it Inducosis. The rambling and rambling for hours on end. The inability to pay attention. Slapping people over Internet crap. Him making shit up about something called Order 66. In his video he left the car door open. He just left it open and walked away. Keep in mind he drives a Maserati. No normal person does that. Him not being able to walk a straight line and the constant deep breathes. Hinting lack of oxygen to his brain. I hope Schaub doesn't wind up like Rick Piano
I've decided to retire young.
Thanks for the (You)'s.
Catch yas later.
>>68438431
He dropped a 80 lb dumbell on his head.
>heem is just DC succ, roided bodybuilder, and Schaub posting now
the fuck have you guys done to heem?
>>68438431
It was pretty depressing to listen to him talking about his childhood with a speech impediment and learning disability.
The little moment he had with his fan at the CVS was really sweet.
New Piana vlog is a must watch.
FREE FIGHT: Miesha Tate vs. Holly Holm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
>>68438438
I will give you ten million (You)s if you come back and shitpost at Mexico.
>>68438529
Literally had a hard-on the entire fight, entrance to post fight
>>68438490
>babbies first forced meme
Notice all the piana posters are Americans
They think they've finally created a cool meme when in reality they're cancer.
![1448937851064[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/rahPB96.jpg "1448937851064[1].webm")
>this is now a goldie thread
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/u3ov_1.mp4
>>68438490
At least Ngannouposting seems to have fizzled out.
>>68438529
Oh baby.
>>68438490
>DC succ
funny
>roided bodybuilder
unfunny, pointless, and off-topic
>Schaub posting
/heem/ staple
>>68438490
DC sucking dick was forced. Piana posting is the natural evolution of meme culture. Same with Rogan posting. Neither are fighters but are natural to the threads.
>>68438669
>when the pills kick in
>>68438676
I'm still here mang
>>68438669
never change Goldie
https://streamable.com/xe4z
![1369526367223[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/bZ3Mva6.gif "1369526367223[1].gif")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCPOzq43Rs&feature=youtu.be
Piana posting is dead
bury it
>>68435207
nick diaz
Goldie is such a doofus. I miss when he'd wear the worst fitted suits of all time.
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68439050
Kimbo
>>68438895
Who here honestly thinks they could knock Schaub out?
I do.
>>68439050
Schaub
>>68438895
...Tell me... Do you bleed?
>>68439050
ronda
>>68439120
You will..
/r/mma >>> /heem/
![kLLpvlB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ysp53Wo.jpg "kLLpvlB[1].jpg")
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/q4nu.mp4
>>68434557
Fuck that fake Canadian cunt
>>68439169
Then go back there you whiny fucking faggot.
>>68439367
Make me
>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
![7IjbZBG[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZN8kNQ6.gif "7IjbZBG[2].gif")
you have 2 minutes to claim your fightfu
>>68439497
>>68439497
>>68439394
Get in my guard and I will you sloppy bitch.
>>68438895
lmao @ piana posters when they move onto something else in a month
>>68439608
Maybe she just wanted to touch Dana?
Does Goldberg have a drug and alcohol problem
>>68439649
(You) on the left
Paige
Fedor vs Cro Cop: https://youtu.be/tRtbP2-QrtM
>>68439744
She has the bottom half of a fat girl.
>>68439744
Has anyone ever so desperately whored themselves to D list celebrity status? I swear she stuck her chimp face in every crowd shot at 199.
>>68439760
I remember watching that live, I've never been more hype for a fight in my life.
>>68439744
ehhhhh
>>68439783
Ain't that the way we men like it?
my wife is watching the bachelorette and there is a dude that looks exactly like wonderboy and another dude that looks like a young randy
>>68439928
I'm a girl 12bh so I wouldn't know.
>>68439952
I saw one episode of that show and I swear half the dudes on it are gay, I don't even know why they're there
Oh Dom
>>68439952
That's hilarious! This girl I bang just texted me the same thing!
>>68440009
a few of them look pretty faggy
holy shit the guy that just got kicked off is gray maynard I swear lol
>>68440023
how do we save him
>>68440041
I can't tell if you're making fun of me or not because these guys legit look exactly like them lol
