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Previous thread: >>68409232
News:
>Fedor to UFC soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925474/fedor-emeliananko-says-hes-closer-than-ever-to-signing-with-the-ufc
>Grad on Sage
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11913136/ilya-grad-believes-sage-northcutt-has-to-leave-for-a-serious-gym
>Alvarez on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11460200/eddie-alvarez-unconcerned-with-venue-guarantees-he-wins-ufc-title-dos-anjos-mma
>Maldonaldo on Fedor fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/fabio-maldonado-breaks-down-biggest-fight-of-career-vs-michael-jordan-of-mma-fedor-emelianenko
Schaub
2nd for veganism
that eagle is hurting him
The world won't end if the thread gets to 500 posts you autist.
Good evening my fellow memers. It is today that I speak with great sadness. It is today that I must address the evil,the vile, the wickedness that is plaguing /heem/. It's Piana posting,Schaub posting, and another type of posting. But specifically Piana posting. This virus of "whatever it takes" isn't only affecting the minds of /heem/ posters but the minds of fighters like Hector Lombard,Sage Northcutt,Chael Sonnen,Overeem,and any other steroids user is sickening. The 5 scoops a day, the two needles in the ass,training in a gi. That is sickening. There is no reason for Rich Piano to be featured in a thread about fighting. Integrity,honor,sportsmanship, respect are things that encompass /heem/. This is why I'm asking to make Piana posting a bannable offense to Hiro. So I ask of you, if you see someone spewing shit like "5 steaks a day minimum","Schaub is God","Can't Meme The Reem" or someone sick person asking for (You) is ask you to filter them and report them. We have no choice we have no choice. Conor Bless. Bless all natty fighters.
>>68433998
Conor bless
>>68433774
No way, he is handling it very carefully
>>68434527
thanks dom
BROCK
R
O
C
K
>>68434247
why the refring just stand ther and watch jon jons get succ
>Mexico
>>68434527
Thank you for never abandoning me.
>Manolol
damn I'm listening to the mma hour now and I can't understand anything mark hunt says
>>68434792
He's speaking human that's why
>>68434830
BANTZ
A
N
T
Z
I love the shit out of Bork, not just because of entertainment value.
But I read some bits from Hunt's biography, it's hard not to empathise with the guy.
>>68434247
>why the referring just stand there and watch Brendan Schaub get teleport
>>68434960
I've read some of your posts and it's pretty hard to empathise
Rory is my boy.
>>68434993
See >>68434830
Mejico has a point for once, favela.
I hope sage goes back to that gym and heems every here.
People take liberties with him because he's nice but he'd fuck them all up
I retract my banter to Brazil and offer to train him against Spain
>>68435011
This is the true money fight
>>68435108
good
what are you coaching me btw?
>>68434557
Wrong color, should be yellow, like his hair.
What is it with Reebok, just consistently getting 100% of decisions dead wrong?
>>68435108
>Making me crush cans so you don't have to fight me
Michael Bisping vs. Dan Henderson or Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre next? Who ya got?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925682/michael-bisping-would-love-a-rematch-with-dan-henderson-yet-also?_ga=1.20723007.683594747.1465250471
>>68435188
You have to emphasize on their lack of jobs
>>68435207
>yfw Bisping singlehandedly ruined the Middleweight division
>>68435207
>Georges St-Pierre
>fighting in the USADA era
Manolo, we already settled this
>>68435226
that shitter isnt even spanish, I'm pretty sure he's brazilian or at the very least south american actually
>>68435244
what are you talking about bisping saved the """division"""
>>68435244
>Mfw
>>68435273
Wasn't me, Jesus. I already BTFO you, stop talking smack. You're like post-Nate Conor.
>>68435273
wrong manolo, he is probably some foreign sperg on vacation here
>>68435207
>Bisping vs. a dinosaur, or Bisping versus a retired WW
Why did nobody tell me Rich uploaded a new video today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVqPhlUfMik
>>68435344
You got that shit right lmao.
Although your flag grants me privileges over Mejico, they're MM and I'm Cruz.
>>68435376
be my guest
I know I should ask /asp/ for this, but I want /sp/heem's larger userbase to draw from for this:
When leg kicking the front leg, do you want him to put more weight on it or less as in whilst running away?
I know the rear leg is a juicier target that's less conditioned, but on the front leg, I would think kicking it as the guy's coming in would create more of an impact.
If my leg were off the ground, and someone kicks it, I'd assume some of the force would dissipate as my leg moves along with the blow, wouldn't it?
>>68435414
Your country's amazing, lad. Great beer, women and you're hooked up with everything.
Much respeck, I thought you guys would be like Poortugal.
Need some gym advice. There are two places near me that I can train at. One's a Muay Thai/ BJJ place and the other's a legit MMA gym. The MMA gym has a few pros fighting out of it and most of them have good records, including the #1 >women's bantamweight fighter. The other place has 3 black belts and is regularly visited by world class grapplers, and trains some of the best kick boxers in the state. Which one should I go for?
>>68435431
Do you not train or something? This is literally day one stuff. The more weight they put on the leg, the worse it's going to hurt.
>>68435555
but the #1 womens bantamweight fighter is holly holm
and it probably wont make any difference what place you choose to train at first, it will take you a lot of time to get the basics of whatever you want to try anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
post your walkout song
>>68435681
Sorry, meant in the state
>>68435694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTwodFfFwfo
>>68435431
Yes when the leg is planted it obviously hurts more when kicked. With less weight on it the check comes easier too
Daily reminder that you can never be careful enough
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/13/daniel-cormier-lgbt-community-message/
Gimme that dick, Jon.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGmh8g8mEc0/
he's gettin lean again or wha?
>>68435724
Does hitting a tensed or relaxed quad/thigh hurt more?
>>68435694
Forrest Griffin already did that you fuccboi.
>>68435431
this is what happens when you dont play divegrass since the day you started walking
>>68435736
Making something out of nothing.
I hate TMZ so fucking much
>>68435792
TMZ is doing absolutely nothing, they are just showing an interview they had with DC
You and other idiots on /heem/ are the only ones drawing any conclusions from anything because you retards are so idiotically obsessed with this stupid dicksucking meme
>>68435764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFo2uiwjIJQ
not a true fight fan detected
>>68435766
I actually did exactly that and developed Sage-tier calves, but then emigrated to America as a kid and did not feel like getting kidnapped in a park during the 90s so I lost my natty gains.
>>68435792
>>68435826
Gimme that dick.
>>68435849
/r/ing the one where he sentences Jon to get his dick succ'd.
>>68435737
Big hands
You shot your load in my eye again Jon....
>>68435748
Lifting the leg and pointing the foot upwards will tense the leg muscle and (hopefully) deflect the kick on to your shin.
this is called a check and is very basic stuff
>Thompson loses a close decision against Rory and no longer gets a title shot
stupid Woodley
>>68436005
Seriously, fuck Woodley. They should have just made it a 3-way title fight.
>>68435898
STOP memeing this DC is the P4P best and not gay for JBJ
literally why isn't every woman in this picture flocking to his penis to take his seed
>>68436094
SUCC
Brock playing with a pupper and eating dog treats feat. Mark Hunt chew toy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4oKHBm2m9A
>>68435826
Maybe I've just been around the memes too long but their headline kinda looks like it.
>>68436159
What does that shirt mean?
>>68436159
>>68436191
was gonna ask the same question, it has an arabic letter on it.
im getting some vibes that make me think he needs to be very careful
>>68435327
>I already BTFO you
>self-aggrandizing your own bantz
>>68436191
http://www.rangerup.com/nazarene.html
>>68436191
He isn't scared of ISIS
>>68436290
>ISIS is the biggest group of assholes in the 21st Century. They're in the top 3 biggest assholes of the last 100 years. It's safe to say that they're in the top 10 of assholes in the last millennium.
>Nazarene has many connotations. But for ISIS, it only has one (and it's not a positive one for them): Christian.
>Genocide is occurring as I write this. Muslims are being slaughtered for not being Muslim enough. Jews are being slaughtered. Turks are being slaughtered. Kurds are being slaughtered. Men, women, the elderly and children are being slaughtered. Secular people are being slaughtered. Gays are being slaughtered. Brits are being slaughtered. Jordanians are being slaughtered. Americans are being slaughtered. Christians are being slaughtered.
>For the Christians, they have received the mark of Nazarene. Many Christians are showing solidarity by voluntarily carrying the mark themselves.
>It's their way of saying, "I'm not hiding. And I won't be alone."
we /pol/ now
>>77159146
>Am I p4p yet?
hey fellas, what's the update on our boy chad
>>68436249
Even Muhammad Ali was pulling that shit. We might be the first generation who don't romanticize their GOAT. Sad!
Which Fedor entrance song do you prefer?
A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4oKHBm2m9A
B)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8NHBxJL4D4
>>68436245
who wins in a gun fight between timmy and khabib?
>>68436249
It's illegal to dip that far below your worst like that. Mosely got cucked so hard in that fight.
>>68436545
Brock Lesnar playing with a puppy desu
>>68436545
Brock's dog has a Mark Hunt chew toy in A
>>68436545
>""""playing""""
>>68436503
Praying 4 Penis? Yeah you are, Daniel.
>>68436545
>bork picking on a negro
>>68436503
His only good win is Rumble though.
>Jon...
>>68436503
>DC beats two prime, motivated competitors while Jon is off doing coke and banging hookers
>fans still call DC a "paper champ," breaking his spirit, and AKA loses all its champions
>Jon returns and easily wins the belt back
>>68436650
Gustaffson, TRT Bigfoot, Barnett
>>68436771
>gusta
>good win
pick 1
>>68436845
You're right, it's a great win.
>>68436652
>where that dick at Jon??
>>68436771
>Gustaffson
lol stop
>Bigfoot
lol stop
>Barnett
lol stop
>>68436856
>gusta
>horrible
take 2
>>68436896
That's what your mother said in response to your heartbeat during the ultrasound
>>68436941
Great joke! xD
all of you here
do not meme about /heem/, be careful. #thisisnot/r/mma
be serious
rip
>>68436932
Nobody knows who "Gusta" is you fucking aspie
>>68436967
Thanks, unlike your life which is a terrible joke
Fortunately both will end by your hand
>>68436941
lel
>>68436993
damn
>>68436993
My joke will end by my own hand?
>>68436972
He sucked and was fucking retarded. Nothing of value was lost that day.
>>68433640
Who wins - that eagle, or 50 mice?
>>68437137
I've seen this on /ck/
>jon..
>>68436974
>being this upset about gusta
>calling someone else an aspie
remain salty
>>68437137
dayum
>>68437137
my wife is makin nachos
>>68437137
did you order take out from a fine diner kek
>>68437137
I tried White Castle for the firs time today. Mostly for a giggle. It's as below average as I figured it would be.
>>68437137
>>68437137
>ordering takeout on a monday
pleb
Have we reached a new low with all this Piana posting?
What MMA training is necessary for a 27 year old woman to have abs like this?
>>68437257
The only thing low around here is your test levels
>>68437195
Yeah, no. Stay butthurt that dude rekt you, faggot.
>>68437137
sweet walnut chicken over rice
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked Jon.
>>68437282
can he scratch his back?
>>68437295
It didn't even make sense m8. It's the type of shit you made up five minutes after your bullies finished giving you a swirly.
>>68437137
Just called that phone number and some black guy answered and said he was gonna beat me up when I asked for food.
reeeeeeeeee
>>68437268
I didn't realize photoshop was MMA training
>>68437295
>cancer
>>68437268
1. Be born with a penis.
2. GOMAD
>>68437352
Photoshop this, bitch boy.
>>68437329
>>68437363
>samefag
>>68437268
>current year
>"""people""" still believe claudia isn't a tranny
top kek
>>68437391
>All that work just to get her ass kicked by best fightfu
Stupid monkey.
How do you see Schaub vs Rich going down?
>>68437392
you're cancer m8
>>68437449
Cool photoshop bro.
>>68437442
>getting this emotional after a decision over a 33 year old mom
>cancer poster is roryfag
it's really only one guy
>>68437513
You would get emotional if you ever accomplished anything in your life too, Anon.
>>68437449
Cool story
>>68437570
>emotional bitch detected
>thinking he's every accomplished anything
kek, stop memeing shitposter
>>68437340
I could literally care less.
>>68437608
Keep projecting faggot. I'd heem you into the shadow realm, I dare you to get in my guard.
yeah you guys sound like REAL big fight fans (sarcasm)
>it's a /heem/ spams dc dicksucking shitposts episode
The relationship between Rich Piana and his wife is really heartwarming.
The new vlog today is a good one.
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here."
>>68437722
Imma succ that leaf.
>>68437658
Then care less
>>68437658
>could care less
Why do idiots like you say this? If you COULD care less, it means you care to some degree.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479126
>>68437753
fuckin kek
these semen slurping threads aren't for me anymore
it was fun while it lasted, im out
>>68437753
can someone post Bader getting Bader'd vs Rumble
Heem FC NEVER EVER
>>68437867
thanks for the cheese
>>68437722
jon
>>68437867
catch ya's later
CHUTE BOX
>>68435694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83u0dymSM5M
>>68437867
See you tomorrow bud
>>68437937
JON
>>68437867
lose my number
>>68437978
CHOOT-A BOX JOE
goldie thread
>>68437867
The threads are always like this during a two week hiatus in between events
Come back a few days before Rory vs Wonderboy
I Saw Rich Piana at a 7-11 in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and doing waist vacuums in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Ben & Jerry Pints in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sire, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a vlog and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence right babe," and then turned around and did a waist vacuum at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GOD DAMMIT" really loudly.
>>68438113
Definition of taking a dive.
>>68437995
Why in the fuck did she put her arms at her side instead of out to help stop her face from hitting the ground? Is this a women thing?
reminder to go back to the jungle
>>68438048
It takes a lot to be a ROCKSTAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0k7sfkuGWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apvDHA9soDU
First one is ESSENTIAL Goldie
>>68438113
ayy lmao
>>68438211
>mfw through the power of meme magic, DC submits Jon via deep throat at 3:43 of the first round.
>tfw you're laying back eating some Corn Nuts and drinking an ice cold Bud Light and some fucking goof tries to tell you that Travis Lutter isn't the Michael Jordan of Jiu Jitsu
>>68437722
>Dc is his boy
>>68438286
Not if you have Monster Energy® at your side when all your friends abandoned you
Guys I'm worried about Rich. I think he might have CTE or as you know it Inducosis. The rambling and rambling for hours on end. The inability to pay attention. Slapping people over Internet crap. Him making shit up about something called Order 66. In his video he left the car door open. He just left it open and walked away. Keep in mind he drives a Maserati. No normal person does that. Him not being able to walk a straight line and the constant deep breathes. Hinting lack of oxygen to his brain. I hope Schaub doesn't wind up like Rick Piano
I've decided to retire young.
Thanks for the (You)'s.
Catch yas later.
>>68438431
He dropped a 80 lb dumbell on his head.
>heem is just DC succ, roided bodybuilder, and Schaub posting now
the fuck have you guys done to heem?
>>68438431
It was pretty depressing to listen to him talking about his childhood with a speech impediment and learning disability.
The little moment he had with his fan at the CVS was really sweet.
New Piana vlog is a must watch.
FREE FIGHT: Miesha Tate vs. Holly Holm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
>>68438438
I will give you ten million (You)s if you come back and shitpost at Mexico.
>>68438529
Literally had a hard-on the entire fight, entrance to post fight
>>68438490
>babbies first forced meme
Notice all the piana posters are Americans
They think they've finally created a cool meme when in reality they're cancer.
>this is now a goldie thread
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/u3ov_1.mp4
>>68438490
At least Ngannouposting seems to have fizzled out.
>>68438529
Oh baby.
>>68438490
>DC succ
funny
>roided bodybuilder
unfunny, pointless, and off-topic
>Schaub posting
/heem/ staple
>>68438490
DC sucking dick was forced. Piana posting is the natural evolution of meme culture. Same with Rogan posting. Neither are fighters but are natural to the threads.
>>68438669
>when the pills kick in
>>68438676
I'm still here mang
>>68438669
never change Goldie
https://streamable.com/xe4z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCPOzq43Rs&feature=youtu.be
Piana posting is dead
bury it
>>68435207
nick diaz
Goldie is such a doofus. I miss when he'd wear the worst fitted suits of all time.
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68439050
Kimbo
>>68438895
Who here honestly thinks they could knock Schaub out?
I do.
>>68439050
Schaub
>>68438895
...Tell me... Do you bleed?
>>68439050
ronda
>>68439120
You will..
/r/mma >>> /heem/
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/q4nu.mp4
>>68434557
Fuck that fake Canadian cunt
>>68439169
Then go back there you whiny fucking faggot.
>>68439367
Make me
>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
you have 2 minutes to claim your fightfu
>>68439394
Get in my guard and I will you sloppy bitch.
>>68438895
lmao @ piana posters when they move onto something else in a month
>>68439608
Maybe she just wanted to touch Dana?
Does Goldberg have a drug and alcohol problem
>>68439649
(You) on the left
Paige
Fedor vs Cro Cop: https://youtu.be/tRtbP2-QrtM
>>68439744
She has the bottom half of a fat girl.
>>68439744
Has anyone ever so desperately whored themselves to D list celebrity status? I swear she stuck her chimp face in every crowd shot at 199.
>>68439760
I remember watching that live, I've never been more hype for a fight in my life.
>>68439744
ehhhhh
>>68439783
Ain't that the way we men like it?
my wife is watching the bachelorette and there is a dude that looks exactly like wonderboy and another dude that looks like a young randy
>>68439928
I'm a girl 12bh so I wouldn't know.
>>68439952
I saw one episode of that show and I swear half the dudes on it are gay, I don't even know why they're there
Oh Dom
>>68439952
That's hilarious! This girl I bang just texted me the same thing!
>>68440009
a few of them look pretty faggy
holy shit the guy that just got kicked off is gray maynard I swear lol
>>68440023
how do we save him
>>68440041
I can't tell if you're making fun of me or not because these guys legit look exactly like them lol
>>68439952
Isn't Olivia Munn's beard's brother on that show?
>tfw you're too big to lose
been playing for like 2 hours
fucking hell lads
also, suck it belgium we takin this euro
did I miss any dank news today?
look at this fuckin guy
is that not a young randy or am I just nuts
>>68440331
I can see it.
>>68440331
Nuts m8
>>68440331
i think youre nuts for the nuts, bud.
>>68440375
like if he trimmed his beard down a bit so it wasn't as high it'd be bang on
>>68440331
is he natty
>>68440023
I like Dom. He's not a meathead, like you would expect a UFC champ to be.
like is this not wonderboy
>>68440331
he's a big guy
>>68440409
lol 100% not
>>68439828
You saw it live? Damn grandpa you post on Sherdog too? Top Kek btfo
>>68440498
Is that Jaime Lannister?
>>68440331
I think you're just gay
How is Patrick Côte not free money? Seems like a terrible matchup for Cerrone
>>68440811
Cerrone is probably better on the ground dude
>>68437313
What did he mean by this?
>>68440781
>mfw I have a pre 2005 TUF explosion Sherdog account
I was also there when Nick Diaz fought Takanori Gomi. I'll probably die of old age any day now.
>>68440811
His chin is deleted. Rice A Ronis isn't.
>>68440809
buddy that looks exactly like Randy lol
>>68440847
Maybe technically, but I think Côte is too big and competent in his own right on the ground for that to matter much.
>>68440882
Damn you're old as fuck. Probably 34 or something. Listen I'm not saying heem yourself but consider it please. Randy Chuck, Hughes, Frank Shamrock, Baroni, Karo. All old stuff. You need to move over for the new breed like PVZ, Sage, Rose, Nigganou and Jones.
>>68439952
Did you see the episode with the roided up chad, his name is literally chad, kept beating people up?
Pretty cool dude with his roidrage and all.
Chad posting should be a thing.
>>68441086
that's young randy dude
I just posted a pic of him
>>68440331
His name is literally chad and he roidrages all over betas on the house while punking them.
He is a god.
Someone post the video of him beating goofs up please.
>ufc 200
>2 HW fights as co main event
>>68439952
Does her son like MMA?
>>68441388
only time will tell my friend
she might be pregnant though lol I've been trying to knock her up lately
>>68441388
Lmaoooooooooooo
Holy cucking shit!!!!
#rekt
Was it cocaine?
https://youtu.be/b6gL3z0LH2g
lmao young randy just told a dude he was going to come find him after the show was over
>>68441235
incoming based card
>>68441297
Cock Chestnar and Hunto is one of them though so at least you know we'll get at least one spicy banger.
>>68441438
Don't. Trust me, just, don't.
>>68441630
oh fuck off with your stupid bud I don't give a fuck what happened to you
>>68441585
>Cock Chestnar
>tfw my 2nd, 5th, 7th, and 9th wives are pregnant and I only have $200,000,000 set aside to celebrate with
what do lads
>watching Randy vs Brock again
>pretty long time since I last saw it
>Brock being held against the cage
>getting tagged by Randy easily
>backing up a ton
>he's coming back to fight a lean, carbed up Vegan Mark Hunt who stays active
>Brock has a few weeks to prepare and hasn't fought in several years
>mfw
>>68441821
you should probably warn people on 4chan against having children
>>68441698
It's not just me, having kids dries up the pussy river 99% of the time breh. I mean yeah having kids is great and all but if you're happy now I wouldn't fuck it up with a big change like having kids if I was you. But you do whatever you want, I don't give a shit.
>>68441861
if they can get Randy to take a dive, they can get Hunto to do the same bud
>>68440882
sherdog used to be amazing
>>68441937
Everyone is different bud, we're in a great place. I want to create an exceptional human being, she's wants to be a mom so bad
We're in a perfect environment to take that step. I know it's not just you, but it's all good man. I'm excited about i
>>68441861
you can find comfort in the fact that he'll be juiced to the gills and could get a meme knockout
>>68442463
Shit, that's right he did get a free pass to juice didn't he?
>>68437296
This is a meal for someone about to get HEEMed
>>68437753
poor bader going bald at his crown
>>68442546
Who are these people saying Brock is on steroids?
He literally just got tested by usada, if he's on roids they'll show up in the test and he'll be suspended just like chad and bj were.
He's never tested positive in his life and he's always been a freak athlete, why start roiding now?
>>68442867
>He literally just got tested by usada
I thought he wasn't being tested
>>68442867
>He literally just got tested by usada
But didn't they give him an exemption?
>>68442867
>drug tests are foolproof guys!!!
>>68442913
>>68442922
The exemption is not getting tested four months before the fight, he'll still be tested
Frankie Edgar got popped by USADA and the fight with Aldo is probably off.
Fucking shit.
>>68442913
No.
>>68442922
No he doesn't have an exemption from drug testing, that's retarded.
He got an exemption for the 4months of required testing for retired athletes because the fight was only made 2 weeks ago.
Brock has always been a huge, freak athlete. Why does he all of the sudden need to roid?
To beat mark hunt?
Lmao who are you goofs?
>>68443130
No he didn't you goof
>>68443130
Faggot
>>68443130
Don't ever scare me or my boy like that again, asshole.
>>68442963
Testing is pretty foolproof these days. Why don't you tell us a few ways to get around it?
Also there's literally no evidence to suggest Brock was ever on steroids.
He's been a freak athlete from the start, some guys are just freaks and Brock is one of them. Compare him to an obvious roider like overeem who blew up when he started taking them.
Is there anyway Brock doesn't get heemed within 1 minute, lads? I don't think there is.
>>68443328
Not to mention how deflated overeem is post-usada.
>>68443328
>testing is pretty foolproof these days
In what ways?
>Why don't you tell us a few ways to get around it
Be a big star like Brock, cycle and dose carefully, aka don't be a retard
They don't even do CIR testing unless it's reevaluate a sample
>literally no evidence
Look at him you retard
>some guys are just freaks
And they take steroids
>who blew up when he started taking them
So what? He took a lot of steroids in a short period of time, there's a reason why there's cycles and dosage
>>68443328
this is poor bait
SCHAUBCAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4RmN3AAXBc
Cat Vs Miesha 2 when?
>>68443791
If Cat wins and Miesha beats Nunes, who does Miesha fight next?
>>68443636
Schaub's dom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG_xHE9LLsc
Michael has some interesting ideas, too bad he's such a faggot
>>68433640
why is he holding our eagle?
>>68441585
>meme man and fat man
>both old as sin
>spicy
I'm betting it's a three round gas-fest family
>>68433640
be VERY careful
>>68443791
>Desperate Widowed Cat will never call you in the middle of the night for a quick pump and dump session
>>68443636
Based TFATK
>>68443791
>>68444009
Disgusting Thot
Callen said that they stopped talking to Khabib when he pulled a knife on them after they made a religious comment.
"He said if he ever messed with him again, you know how it'll turn out," Callen said.
>>68444189
be careful
>>68444009
>implying I'm not cat's fuck buddeh
>>68443791
>fuck
>>68444009
>pump and dump session
I'm going to bed /heem/
Be careful.
>>68444375
I'd creampie her every time. Balls deep with the nuts hanging out.
>>68443328
>brock freak from the start
someone post pic from him being a lanky skinny nerd at age 15
Reminder that this was the real fight of the century
https://youtu.be/Mq2yONl3yII
>>68444557
get deep in them sweet sweet sugar walls
>>68443636
Does he comment on the Orlando event?
>>68440023
THAT'S MUH BOI
>>68440023
>search and destroy entire alfa fail base
>reign as king
>live in peace
>burger time
>>68444612
Yeah post it...
Cause it doesn't exist
He's been huge since he was a kid.
>>68443791
>>68444009
Post moar Cat
Bork at 15
HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCK THANK YOU BASED DANA
HONDA VS CYBORG AT 140 CATCHWEIGHT UFC 205 MSGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>68434091
>>68435732
>>68436245
>>68436968
>>68443982
>>68444214
>>68444506
>>68445226
Wow did he have a middle school testing exemption then?
Just creatine, genetics, and hard work
I could achieve this if I put the work in
>>68445264
>15
>middle school
retard
>>68445326
I'll take what is puberty? for $200 alex
>>68445238
Afternoon /heem/
Just wanted to confirm this, I am New York Rick currently attending to business down under and it was I who broke this news courtesy of my homeboy, Heelwani
>>68444962
>>68445326
skinny lanky bork at age 18
>>68445326
well he did have the frame for it all along, just needed to get serious/hit puberty
>>68445238
Source?
>>68445369
15 is a freshman, some middle schools are 7-9 with 10-12 HS
>>68445326
there is literally no reason not to do steroids if you are over 6'2"
it's the choice between being a skinny lanky weirdo or a literal god
>>68445369
I was 15 in middle school final year
>>68445404
Something you clearly don't understand
>>68445326
>natural athlete
>>68445404
Everybody puts on 50 pounds of muscle in a couple years when they hit puberty, great point dude
>tfw I could heem every here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kf2G6n_HEo
>>68447349
Umm, most people do put in size and mass when they hit puberty. Sorry you're a manlet that never got any bigger, but that's not the normal case.
I was like 130lbs before I hit puberty. Once I hit it I put on like 40lbs of mass with only casual weightlifting and got way more explosive and stronger. The huge influx of testosterone makes you bigger goof. That's why people who want to get bigger take synthetic forms of testosterone.
>>68447673
doubt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0eFFRslk4
If Conor bests Diaz in rematch he will never defend belt right?
>>68447673
>>68447954
fucking try me bitches
>>68448018
that was a pretty cool diving somersault. when was the last time you did a somersault, heem?
Friend of mine is friends with DC told me DC told him Honda will never fight again
>>68448018
i train with him
>McGregor brings in one talented grappler to his team.
Oh god he's going to try to grapple with Nate isn't he?
>>68448217
Considering he's a MIXED martial artist, he'd want every aspect of his game at its best. Whoever he brings in for grappling training doesn't matter though, he already has top tier grappling with Gunni on the team.
>Says people don't understand P4P
>Doesn't understand it was created so fat bums like him would stop tricking people into thinking they're good
Rich is 284, steadily working his way down to 250-240 for the Schaub fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVqPhlUfMik
>>68448407
proof he likes feeling and looking tough
no proof that he likes getting punched in the face
he's soft
Goodnight /heem/
>>68448407
This... thing... is like a transsexual. He has a very similar mental disorder where he clearly hates his body and can't cope with modern society, so he wrecks his body permanently. But instead of changing into a woman, he has to change himself into the stereotype of a more manly, 'tough' man. Just look at this guy and tell me he isn't a complete mental case. I wouldn't leave children alone with him, to be honest.
>>68448614
night goof
>>68448407
I could KO this nobody in under 3 seconds
>>68448625
Three words:
HELLA
FUCKIN'
EPIC
how to get this physique?
>>68448328
>he already has top tier grappling with Gunni on the team
gunni is good grappling
maia, khabib, and gsp are top tier grappling
>>68448834
By being emotionally damaged
>>68448834
synthol your bi and triceps
>>68448834
30 bananas a day, MINIMUM
You gotta carb big if you want to get Bigg
>>68448625
>Rich is love, Rich is life
you mean this guy, right?
Certified natty, high-carb, low-fat, 30 banana a day minimum, raw vegan
Rich Piana
Inspiration to us all
>>68447673
>>68448018
I remember seeing that video years ago and thinking he was just some amateur boxer who ran his mouth, but holy fuck this goes so much deeper. He "sparred" with Deontay Wilder and Floyd Mayweather Sr. He is still going around LA gyms asking people to spar then just trying to knock them out.
This is fucking crazy ive been watching videos of this shit for the last hour, I didnt know how deep the rabbit hole was with this psycho.
>listening to Ariel's interview with Bisping on MMA Hour
>Bisping starts talking about the attack in Orlando
>says Islamic fundamentalism isn't the problem
>hints at gun control
DROPPED
>>68448834
why do people do this to themself
>>68449228
He isn't a boxer. He's an MMA fighter bro. Get your facts straight goof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8_ZaK8NpQA
MY FUCKING SIDES
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/frankie-edgar/frankie-edgars-coach-says-answer-tested-positive-usada/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=575f907e04d3014489929511&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter
>>68441861
>Mah Cunt
>lean
lmao. Lesnar couldn't get KO'd by Mir, Couture, >Herring, or Carwin (who is a way better boxer than Hunt)
>>68448834
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>>68441861
>Mah Cunt
>lean
lmao. Lesnar couldn't get KO'd by Mir, Couture, >Herring, or Carwin (who is a way better boxer than Hunt), Cain, or Overeem
>>68449314
>Substances found in blood - TOUGHNESS - SPEED - RESILIENCE - POWER - GRIT - HEART - DETERMINATION & IRON.
cheeky fucker
had me worried for a bit
>>68449314
Could Frankie actually be the only top level natty in the UFC though?
Or does he just take shit like EPO?
>>68449313
this guy is a fuckin goldmine on youtube. It's like his personality was molded from the autism and jokes straight out of /heem/. He is an experienced vet though so did /heem/ emerge from the #1 P4P GOAT Charlie Z?
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your teeth shattered, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>68449422
be careful
>>68449422
why dont u prove it at heem 1 loser
>>68449384
DJ is natty
>>68449492
u wanna bang bro?
meet me somewhere bitch
GSP poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10480668
http://www.strawpoll.me/10480668
http://www.strawpoll.me/10480668
>>68449509
>DJ is natty
>outworks someone on EPO
>>68449569
that's the carbs at work
OOK
OOK
IM A REAL VEGAN
IM A REAL FITE FAN
>>68449595
only one man
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUeCI9sgE_dc5JMcfZ3LFg/videos
Has any other fighter in the history or MMA had personally documented their reign of terror like Charlie Z has? For YEARS he has traveled the land seeking out ANY competition and beating them all(Deontay Wilder doesnt count since hes like 15 weight classes above him).
>tfw you go to bed at night and dream of being that phenom who was a fatass sitting on his computer all day to ufc champion
>imagine joe rogan interviewing you after an incredible ko and you thanking everyone it took to get you there and throwing in one or two deliberate /heem/ memes for the fans at home
>>68449638
dont let your heems be dreams
>>68449615
is his whole life spent being fucked with?
>>68449663
he is a warrior
>>68449569
>he dominated so he must be on stuffs
reminder
>>68449676
Beautiful technique on that single leg, would've nailed it in a true P4P fight
>>68449663
being fucked with for views, yes
>TJ was never my friend
>>68449717
>Overeem never tested positive for steroids or elevated testosterone
>Overeem never went on TRT
>post-USADA Overeem is the number one contender for the HW title
>Big Foot tested positive for steroids in """"""""Elite""""""" XC
>his manager said steroids would be terrible for his health
>Big Foot then he went on TRT
>Big Foot tested positive for elevated testosterone after TRT was banned
>post-USADA Big Foot is literally the worst guy in the HW division
>tfw rooting for DC just to see heem implode
>>68449892
Is that why Silva's head is so big?
>>68449892
Andre the Giant gave his mom the Zika virus
Schaub is God
anyone got the odds for the bouts on HEEM 1
who will be the broadcaster? and my view it should be in asia or eastern europe to alleviate the issue of WADA
also what betting markets are there for the event? like can i bet on way bouts may be finished and shit like that?
>tfw i will literally fly over to eastonia or thailand to watch HEEM 1 and have cage side seats
can we get a crowd funding going
>>68450064
its going to be in stockton you goof
>>68450064
Schaub -350
Piana +500
Mayhem Miller -200
Joe Son +170
>>68450078
nah m8 then we will have USADA problems and many heemsters may not be able to get into the US :^)
where as if its like lithuania or thailand well those problems are alleviated
as the official promoter of HEEM i'm not ruling out a stockton card i just think HEEM 1 needs to be an international card
>>68450103
>piana +500
what book did you get that at all my books say piana at -900
>>68450103
>>68450078
who will be the commentators?
i like murr and chael
>>68450103
piana and schaub will it be super heavy weight or just heavy weight?
i heard a rumour that we signing war machine as well
>I find many of the people in the industry utterly detestable. Not all, but many. I'm sure many have the same opinion about me. I basically hate everything about MMA except the fights. That's why I try to keep my distance. The smell up close is rancid.
Will Wesley Snipes vs Joe Rogan be on the card?
>>68450136
5% catchweight
>>68450170
super welterweight fight between van damme and chuck norris
we are going big baby
>>68450170
Joe is having a double header with wesley snipes and randy couture, this is made possible by a shroom tech IV in between fights
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ FC 1 CARD. LIVE - from the Stockton Arena.
MAIN EVENT
1.) Joe Rogan vs. Cody McKenzie
CO-MAIN EVENTS
2.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
3.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana
UNDERCARD
4.) USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES
5.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHTS
6.) Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov
7.) 0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
8.) Mayhem Miller vs. Joe Son
9.) War Machine vs. TBD
King Nate thread
>>68450195
How about we do instead
War Machine vs Joe Son (women beaters)
Mayhem Miller vs CM Punk (junkie vs straight edge)
>>68450240
too soon bro... she has to get a win after getting beat so decisively before a rematch
>>68450250
That's actually a good idea T B H.
>>68450250
i like it
>>68450195
looking forwards to the slav fight
what about estonia vs lithcuck?
>>68450289
>what about estonia vs lithcuck?
Fight is most likely off. Neither man wants to fight. We were looking at Rory Fan vs. Modcuck, but it most likely isn't happening. Maybe those two fights will come to fruition at /HEEM/ 2 - Da Nang
What is Rich Piana walking around at nowadays?
I heard he cut out cocoa pebbles from his diet recently
>>68450316
hes going down to 240 pounds
>>68450314
pulling a fucking mcgregor
>hurr i gotta train
the promotion needs brash and charismatic fighters not fags who want to hide inside the gym
>>68450064
>>68450078
>>68450103
>>68450106
>>68450118
>>68450136
>>68450170
>>68450173
>>68450186
>>68450194
>>68450195
>autists on /heem/ are now writing mma fan fiction and roleplaying mma
Holy fuck
I would say you need go to reddit, but even reddit isn't this bad.
I'm pretty sure reddit and the ug had a real mma event with bouts between users of both sites.
Losers on /heem/ have to pretend instead.
Fucking sickening.
>>68450138
he thinks hes so fucking cool
>>68450316
i think rich is probably 300 pounds right now but yeah he's dropping down to 240
he wants to be at his strongest but leanest super game for /HEEM/ FC 1
Was he ever a human?
>>68450348
why u mad tho
>>68450348
shut the fuck up
>>68450341
For sure. 100%. I agree
>>68450352
Piana is currently 284
>>68450348
"Reddit", is a compliment :)
>>68450348
you'll buy ppv for $60 regardless
>>68450138
>why I try to keep my distance
>>68450360
Because you autists are ruining /heem/ with your roleplaying.
>>68450366
What are you gonna do about it pussy? Write some fan fiction about heem'ing me?
>>68449914
stop proxying
>>68450387
fuck imagine if we got shael vs wandy for heem 1? could it happen
>>68450348
Upboated :^)
Turkroach vs Beetlejuice
make it happen
>>68450349
Luke is pretty fuckin' cool. Great beard. Jitz master. Excellent analyst. Monster dong.
>>68450398
Chael is still under UFC contract, therefore would have to submit to USADA 4month drug testing. Unless our lawyer's can yank him from that like Wandy did.
>>68450398
We'd have them debate about politics of course
>>68450389
where do you live faggot ill bounce ur head off the concrete
>>68450387
>lets him get close
>everything goes just fine
>>68450138
>flotsam and jetsam.webm
We need a match consisting of only meme kicks and spinning shit
Which 2 fighters can make this happen?
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyse and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond.
>>68450426
You'll do nothing pussy.
>>68450459
don't be scared homie
>>68450455
Anderson Silva vs. Anthony Pettis at Openweight
>>68450455
Uriah Hall vs Michael Page
>>68450455
kung lee for one
>>68450469
both are ufc contracted
>>68450464
The sad thing is I'd gladly fight you anyday, but all you're willing to do is roleplay on /heem/.
>>68450479
Oh this is about le ebin HEEM 1 meme
Fuck you Redditors are awful
>It's 2016 and there is a very real possibility that Brock vs. Fedor in the UFC will happen.
>>68450493
No Brock is only allowed one UFC fight in his contract and that's being fulfilled at 200.
Jesus why are you casuals so dumb?
>>68450504
Brock thinks Fedor is an easy fight and a gigantic payday.
>>68436468
potd
>>68439783
nothing wrong with that
nothing at all
>>68443138
>He got an exemption for the 4months of required testing for retired athletes because the fight was only made 2 weeks ago.
MFW Brock has known he'd be fighting for months and months. What kind of bullshit is this?
>>68445630
>there is literally no reason not to do steroids if you are over 6'2"
HEART DISEASE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
>>68448213
cool
>>68448217
>Oh god he's going to try to grapple with Nate isn't he?
mfw conor thinks he's GSP and he's going to beat every opponent using whatever their strongest technique is.
>>68440882
Remember when satori Kitaoka was the number 1 lw?
last for Schaub
>>68444557
>>68444375
>This is now a hodgetwins thread
>>68434987
dude why the hell do you feel the need to make a brendan schaub reference all of the time regardless of the situation. it's fucking embarassing and all 3 of you should really shut the fuck up.
>>68434527
monster rehab is GOAT
>>68450387
>wearing sandals in a fight
how did wandy not murk him?
would you fight Brock Lesnar for a chance to fuck Sable?
Also, will she be there to watch the fights at ufc 200?
last for BIG BROWN
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