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Previous thread: >>68398889
News:
>Canada's own Brock Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/12/11910974/brock-lesnar-will-represent-canada-in-return-at-ufc-200
>Shevchenko on shootout
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11907764/valentina-shevchenko-opens-up-about-getting-caught-in-shootout
>Jacare on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot
Schaub = God
schaub
Rich Piana is not a sport figure
I Saw Rich Piana at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and doing waist vacuums in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sire, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a vlog and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence right babe," and then turned around and did a waist vacuum at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GOD DAMMIT" really loudly.
>>68409232
>Brock Lesnar will represent Canada at UFC 200
Never dropped a fighter so fast, fuck him
>>68409264
Did you even read the article?
fuckin nerds
>>68409262
Be very careful, /heem/.
>>68409276
Yeah, what are you getting at?
>>68409277
looks like base Milo
>>68409264
Imagine how many American retards (WWE fans) he has dealt with
Lads the card this weekend is a little dry desu
What fights do you give a shit about?
I think, for the first time in ages, I might actually not watch the whole thing and just cherrypick fights
>Wonderboy vs Rory, obviously
>Cerrone vs Cote
>Theodorou vs le reddit man
>might watch Mommy vs Uglyjo
>>68409368
Here's the card btw
randa
valerie
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>68409385
>100% BLACK! has 3 fights
gonna be a long night
>>68409385
Is that Cirkunov?
>>68409385
this is a good card wtf lad
> some """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" unironically think Joanna is hot
>>68409434
Don't pay attention to the 189'er
>>68409442
Fuck Off, Rusev
>>68409176
Then you found a bad coach. My MMA gym is chill as fuck. Listen to Bob Marley and RATM as we roll.
>>68409620
looks like a female thomas almayyda
Will Robert Lawyer take the fight with Tyrone Woodling to the fifth round and then dismantle him?
>>68409675
nice misspellings haha
>>68409784
>tfw you realize you're uglier than claudia
>>68409232
>putting /heem/ in name instead of subject
Epstein told ESPN.com "Moreover, we continue to believe the federal government would have no productive role in regulating MMA promotions or competitions. Already, states regulate each bout and MMA athletes are well compensated and treated fairly
>>68409451
I'll kill you
are a lot of kids in the USA like sage northcutt?
i mean the way they talk
>>68410193
yes
>it got physical
>>68410271
fuck him
when is Rousey fighting again?
>>68410335
msg in november against miesha, the trilogy
ruanda roastie gonna get rekt
>>68410351
thank you kind sir
>>68410335
>“WWE is also hopeful that they will be allowed to use Ronda Rousey at ‘WrestleMania 33′ in Orlando, Florida,” the article states.
>Orlando Florida
>>68410351
>>68410371
Real answer
>>68410425
who
>>68410425
She isn't coming back, she is done.
If she comes back, she'll lose and then be gone again. It's over m8s.
>there are people on /heem/ who think Rory will beat wonderboy
How many more times will it take for you to learn NOT to doubt karate?
>>68410425
Honda and Condor are proof that hypetrains get derailed more severly than normal trains. You give a person fame and fortune and they start believing they're truly omnipotent, yet only a few of them can cope with a fall from grace. Ronda and Conor definitely fit that criterion, acting like sore losers after their defeat, no they're not building up a flashy comeback, they're not marketing themselves, they just break mentaly.
>>68410697
>Implying Rory won't take him to the ground
>>68410697
>losing to Matt Brown
>>68410697
Ha... Karate... That's funny.
>>68410716
obesity > ronda
>>68409262
>milky ways
>not ben and jerry pints
Who is your favorite women's mma fighter?
>>68410913
Bethe Correia's ass.
>>68410913
Cyborg. Only wmma fighter that isn't pillowfisted.
Holly may be 2nd if she learns meme jitsu, that Tate fight was pathetic.
rate my tattoo lads, im a dedicated fan of Conor "The Baddest Man on the Planet" McGregor
IRISH PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>68411048
Tattoos are the dumbest things humans invented.
>>68411090
faggot ass nigga
"Luke, listen buddeh. You talked mad shit so I had to permaheem your father but if you don't settle down now I'll have to permaheem you too ok buddeh? Also, god doesn't real, he's not in heaven now or anything like that mate."
>>68411090
literal fag m8
>>68411048
Every single Conor fan is a cuck.
>>68411048
You forgot to show your fan art.
>>68411090
Face is busted but the ass is undeniable.
>>68411303
>face so fugly it actually cancels out her booty.
It's a rare thing for me but it happens.
>>68411301
Norway...
>>68411301
I may have had a chuckle or two.
>>68411495
"Listen buddeh, you've a 90 day suspension so you should go and thinka bout what you want back the most, your father or your belt."
Remember to be careful, /heem/.
>>68410712
>Bulgaria talking out of its ass again
>>68411708
he sounds like rogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tzQbe0lwKA
lol @ 2:46
>>68411960
Imagine if he saves his dad's shit legacy
>Dana on Schaub's MMA career: "You weren't good enough"
https://youtu.be/V3dH2q0V49g
>>68412346
by winning a bunch of other fixed fights?
>>68412346
IMAGINE Baby Slice vs. Dada 5000 Jr.
>>68412509
Dada 5000 is the 5000 dada in his lineage. His son would be named dada 5001.
>>68411960
Is this the autistic one?
>>68410716
is that the retarded bitch who sucked rondas anus on TUF
>>68412570
From what little I know of Florida, I could easily be led to believe there was black 5000 guys in the same family named Dada#
>>68411048
>Conner
>Coner
Why do I see this so much? Is there actually a variation of the name where it is spelled like this?
>>68412392
he wasn't talking about schaub m8
Anyone else notice her facial structure did a Rocky Dennis after Strikeforce?
>>68412923
I've noticed she's more nervous and has had her nose broken several times after she started dating Travis Browne.
>>68412766
ronda got her salad tossed on tuf?
>>68412923
She definitely became a rounder rousey
>>68412923
roids
OK last one. There is obviously a change in her facial structure. She's also a LOT bigger since Strikeforce. Maybe this is old news to you guys but I'm just now noticing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVqPhlUfMik
how can someone pay so much to dress so fucking bad?
he looks like a straight up clown and is somehow proud and kinda smug about it
>>68413187
right babe?
>>68409316
He's giving a speech today in Orlando. Can't wait desu.
she was on mild fit girl type of cycles on strikeforce and obviously started roiding hard as fuck later
>>68413268
I missed his Rutgers speech. Feels bad man
>>68413187
You fucking take that back, RIGHT NOW
>>68413125
she was smokin
posting the GOAT physique
>>68413034
heh
>>68413396
Him and gsp had the best physiques in ufc history.
Except gsp was natty. haha :)
>>68413546
>Except gsp was natty
>>68413546
gsp had a bloated stomach
>>68413582
>>68413601
>Being this ignorant
I can tell people who don't lift from those who do by simple shit like this.
You never picked up a weight in your life, did you?
>>68413323
QT3.14 Ronda vs. Burger Ronda
Who wins?
>tfw no solid 7s to cuckinate on instagram
>>68413642
being gay is just another sexual deviation or perversion (aka anything that isn't regular male-female sex), it's both nature and nurture
and while it isn't something bad per se (specially nowadays that we don't need every man and woman reproducing nonstop just so the group can survive), but I don't understand why it needs to be elevated to the status it has been elevated to in todays in western society
>>68414083
>7
wee bit generous lad
>>68414220
NEW
E
W
>>68413546
>gsp
>natty
pick one.
>>68414269
I've been here since 189, fuck off
Would you?
>>68414316
>>68414368
If you wouldn't plow Gabi, you're a gigantic faggot and should go back to r/mma ASAP
>>68414423
No you goof
I wonder how many seconds it would take mighty mouse to heem gaby
>>68411391
This syndrome is quite common with female HUEs
>>68413187
Id imagine that when you're that big its hard to get normal clothers
>>68413654
congrats on the win familia
>>68414083
wew
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68415079
That's what I do, I win for a living.
I'm a seriously underrated poster. It's time I make some noise to let the showrunners know that I'm a legit contender.
I mean I've slapped around guys who were ranked 5-4-3, what the fuck does a man gotta do to get some recognition, you know?
>>68415116
nick diaz
>>68414423
unironically yes
>>68414551
1st punch, just like that fake wrestler floored her with
>>68411604
Adan...
>>68415116
Paige Vainzant
>Junie Allen Browning, a UFC veteran known for his outrageous behavior on season eight of “The Ultimate Fighter,” was arrested Tuesday in Henderson, Nev., according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
>Citing police, the newspaper reported that Browning was taken to St. Rose Dominican Hospital’s Siena campus after ingesting “16 pills of Klonopin, an anti-anxiety drug, in an attempt to harm himself.” The Review-Journal’s report then states that Browning tried to leave, pushed a female nurse, punched a male nurse and also kicked a male nurse.
>“Do you know who I am?” police said Browning yelled. “I will kill you and rape your family.”
>>68414429
preach
>>68413323
>>68413041
Stop posting weigh in pictures to prove your points, goof. She always looks great when she weighs in. We need normal weight Strikeforce Ronda vs normal weight UFC Ronda pictures
>>68415466
pretty sure this is from like 2009 or something
>>68415466
>16 pills of klonopin
how in the living fuck was he able to assault people
>>68415466
is that the guy who was the racist on the show
>>68409385
Olivier is garbage, especially for a Tri-Star fighter
>>68415540
i take klonopin literally every day and have been for years, even i would blackout if i took 16 at once
>>68415544
no, the racist guy was on the heavyweight season with Kimbo, Big Country, Schaub, etc...
I think it was Mike Wessel. he also faked his wife's death or someshit as a sob story on the show. pretty stupid stuff.
>>68415611
>i take klonopin literally every day
it's made you more of an autist
After that great month of july mma wise I Think I might end it.
>>68415728
you'll depart this Earth a happy man
>>68415731
yes. don't kid yourself, you would as well.
>>68415617
Canabro, you weren't careful enough.
>>68415731
Of course I would
>>68415868
yeah I just saw that. I went to school there, graduated last spring.
>tfw no lockdowns ever happened while you were there
>>68415731
>>68415845
I made out once with a muscularish chick and it felt pretty bad, she wasn't soft and cool like a woman should feel
>>68415951
>cool
what did he mean by this?
>>68415951
Are you sure she didn't have a benis?
>>68415924
i remember running out into the woods and home during one in high school
no one can keep me on the mat
>>68415951
I don't think it'd feel good but it's weird and interesting to look at
>yfw Rory MacDonald heems Stephen "Memeboy" Thompson into a coma.
>>68416025
have you ever touched a woman? their outer temperature is way lower than ours
https://youtu.be/BJX2eNx0xnM
>>68415951
>this post
>this flag
matching stereotypes I see
Threadly heeminder
>>68416347
do they not have leg day in poland?
>>68416115
Hope he does.
MacDonald is eternally my boy besides Cruz. If anyone should knock the lights out of that """""""""Wonder"""""""""boy cunt it should be him.
Lads, is UFC 2 worth the 60 bucks? No one seems to be discussing it on /heem/.
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/watch-conor-mcgregor-offers-spine-tingling-inspiration-for-republic-of-ireland-team-in-france/82542
>>68416602
He actually said the word movement the absolute madman
"He (Lesnar) could have gotten off of them, and tailored off. Now he can fight and be clean. So I'm retired and let's say they want me to fight; I have to give the drug testing sanction, body a four-month heads up like, 'Hey, I am thinking about fighting.' They will be like 'Okay, you have four months where we are going to test you and you got to be clean.' He skipped all of that and now he only has four weeks where they can test him. Does no one think this is fishy? Hey man, you can't do that."
"Mark Hunt should be able to take whatever he wants. Mark Hunt should come juiced to the gills and look like f**king Chong Li from Blood sport with traps from here to here. F**k you!"
>>68416602
>that flag
>this post
>>68416607
conor begone
>>68416841
Who said that? Sounds like a smart, handsome, alpha male.
>>68416607
kid on the left is trying desperately hard to get away
>>68416841
>tailored off
what did he mean by this?
>>68416948
he meant tapered but he's kind of an idiot
reminder that any posts from ireland in this thread is from conor
>>68416906
Englel
>>68417266
When were you when Mat Hamil was killened be the bad referring?
>>68416161
Can anyone confirm this?
>>68417496
Idk but I was here when Matt hammil finished Jones with forehead strikes to the elbow.
>>68417662
>who?
>>68417665
kissless hugless virgin here but i remember in middle school mandatory folk dance classes the girls always had cold and clammy hands.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/742383609970053120
Fedor will be on the MMA hour lol
>>68417984
>tfw held hands with a girl once and my hands were softer than hers
>>68416161
>>68417665
Common symptom of zika virus
>>68418045
he gave a good interview last time, was really comfy
he had to be reminded who the UFC champion was lal
I hate bullies.
https://youtu.be/nZ1fgZguSiU
>>68416407
Soon you can add Lesnar there with his 5-4 record.
>>68418298
>"I support bullying. It builds character."
Real quote from Brock Lesnar.
>>68417665
less muscle, they generate less heat
come on m8
Jesus christ, what happened Joe? He aged horribly.
Reminder to NEVER smoke weed, take steroids, take nootropics, eat deer meat every meal, use kettlebells, use kettlebells with poor form, take 2000mg of fish oil and vitamins in place of food or get a hair transplant.
>>68418553
dat vitiligo
>>68416602
>what the most positive thing you can say about this Irish team?
>They are old I guess
>>68418553
Post a picture now for comparison
>>68418553
>that face
>that skin
obvious roidhead even at that age
>>68418553
He also took hair pills. Propecia. I don't know if I spelt it right. He also gets injected with the stuff they give fighters pilots daily. Abused all sorts of GNC supplements too. At battle everyday with his own sexual identity. "I'm a hunter man, I shoot guns but damn I love talking about dicks and men" He's an insecure little man and it's destroying his body and mind.
you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass
>the city of British MMA
are you guys familiar with this doode?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lsOM0fAdk
could you heem him? how would he fare against any prelim fighter
>>68418722
my who's what?
>>68418753
>Lee Murray publicly states he would like to fight you
kill me now
>>68418353
terrible job that sword doesnt look like a penis at all
>>68418777
>unbeaten boxer
>great chin
would easily be top 15 in his weight class
>>68418786
artems dad
>>68418553
not that bad for 50 fucking years old
Where is this Ali Act bullshit coming from? This isn't boxing. This is MMA. More importantly the UFC. You don't see rigged fights,you don't see fighters be mistreated or abused. Every fighter on the roster has insurance, all decisions are on the shoulders of the judges. And if you want to leave just fight out your contract and explore free agency. It's that simple. This isn't Pride FC where you see guys like Takada having pro wrestling matches and them counting as pro wins. This isn't Dada 5000 vs Kimbo. This is the place where top athletes congregate. None of you should pay attention to this bullshit. It's a waste of time and money for everyone involved. Probably why it isn't getting a lot of coverage.
>>68418722
Cut 15lbs and fite me in the parking lot
>>68417665
I don't know what these virgins are talking about but the temperature of someone differs person to person and on the situation, girls might be on average a bit colder but it's a really weird thing to identify them by.
>>68419656
it's a very common observation bro. girls have cooler skin, cold hands, and complain about being cold all the time.
>>68418777
Frightening.
2 bings away
https://youtu.be/gjMA9daY-LE
1 p.m. ET -- UFC light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier will stop by to talk about his UFC 200 rematch against Jon Jones.
1:25 p.m. -- Frankie Edgar will look ahead to his UFC 200 rematch against Jose Aldo for the interim featherweight title.
1:45 p.m. -- Quinton Jackson will talk about his Bellator 157 fight against Satoshi Ishii.
2:05 p.m. -- Jared Shaw will help us remember and celebrate the late Kimbo Slice.
2:25 p.m. -- Josh Barnett will look ahead to his fight against Andrei Arlovski and talk about his new movie.
2:45 p.m. -- UFC bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz will look back at his win over Urijah Faber and talk about what's next for him.
3:05 p.m. -- New UFC middleweight champion Michael Bisping will discuss his win over Luke Rockhold last week.
3:55 p.m. -- Fedor Emelianenko and EFN CEO Kamil Gadzhiev will join us to promote Emelianenko vs. Fabio Maldonado this Friday.
The MMA Hour is going live in a sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMA9daY-LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMA9daY-LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMA9daY-LE
>>68419922
I know guys that complain about being cold all the time too.
Anyway, most of the time girls complain about being cold they just want to steal your jacket.
>>68420093
have you never touched a naked chick? They are cold as fuck, I think it has to do with having higher bf% on average.
so tragic and uh senseless
yes, goyim, I feel so bad
DC on MMA hour soon
>>68418777
Holy shit this was so satisfying:
https://youtu.be/zwGvgu_1xbQ?t=220
>3:40
DANIEL CORMIER
ARE YOU THERE
>>68420162
I don't know if you have realised but I live in australia even when you are naked here it's pretty hard to feel cold.
Only part of my girlfriend I noticed gets really cold is her feet and she just gives me the ice toes in the middle of the night to piss me off.
>Jon jones isn't in my head
>believe me, I think about it everyday
>>68409232
did she close her fucking eyes when landing that kick?
dc shit talking himself again
>>68415116
Schuab at full power
>>68420772
aah I should've noticed that.
https://www.qualityhealth.com/womens-health-articles/why-women-always-cold-men-always-hot
>>68420495
Wilder is a scary good athlete, just tossing around the cameraman like a kettlebell.
You know i met Anderson Silva once. I didn't break his legs. no - i didn't recognize him at first - I was in brasil, in line at a restaurant, and he was next to me, wearing a tank top/muscle shirt/wife beater, whatever you call it. And, I thought he looked like Anderson Silva, but i didn't think he actually was Anderson Silva. I spoke to him in English, and said to him 'you look like you would be a good fighter'. cause, I think... Silva has the type of body a fighter might have. I realize that it's a weird way to word it but i'm used to speaking to people from other countries - to speaking in basic words.
Anyways, he asked me, while standing in line, to show him how i boxed, and I showed him. I punched as I was taught in karate, starting with an underfist, to ensure my shoulder got a part of the action, and I followed through with my hips. Then, he showed me how he boxed...... I could not even comprehend what he was doing with his combinations. He said 'i wonder how you would box, with some training'
Ever since then I have thought about training. What should I do?
>Ariel saying DC is better than Cruz and MM
>>68421206
Mighty Mouse was bullied out of Bantamweight and currently fights literally whos.
Cruz > DC though
DC is bro
>>68421206
DC would finish both in one round.
Reminder that the UFC 200 weekend is one of the GOAT sporting weekends ever
Fury/Klitschko 2
UFC 200
Wimbledon finals
Euro 2016 final
>>68421206
DC would kick MM's fuckin ass so how can you say he isn't better
>>68421510
>>68421896
pound
for
pound
>>68421779
>Fury/Klitschko 2
BORING
>Wimbledon
Boring gay shit
>Euro 2016
Even more boring gay shit
>UFC 200
only thing that matters, goofball
>>68421967
Fury Klitschko is a rematch between a champion inarguably greater than Jones and a challenger inarguably bigger than Cormier
JRE is going live in 30 bings
>>68418553
Dude is 50 fucking years old, he looks like your average working dad. Yeah he doesn't look like a supermodel, he still looks fine for his age.
>>68422028
no and no, and who gives a fuck
>>68422042
with a professional cuck btw
>>68421949
there is no Jon Jones to compare MM to, other than maybe the Decisionator, and he isn't as dominant as Jones is
DC crushes everyone in two different weight classes other than the literal best ever. Even pound for pound, DC has faced much stiffer competition than MM has
Frankie Edgar is the true p4p natty goat
>>68421949
>5"3
>205 pounds
lel
>Cruz>DC
>>68422180
DC fights in the 2 worst divisions in the UFC
hope dana finishes this goof next time
>>68421016
wake up
>>68422101
good argument
>>68422412
And MM fights in the third worst and there is no Jon Jones down there.
Rampage is my eternal boy.
>>68411369
Would any of you kind gentlemen enlighten me as to this females name?
>>68422536
Anita Coch
>>68422500
He is the Jon Jones, but better
Jon Jones hasn't finished anyone since he beat CHAEL SONNEN in 2013, DJ is still nuking cats in the first round
>>68422565
Do you know the source of the video?
Thanks btw
>>68422467
>female comedian
>female political satirist
>>68422346
>is it time for wrestling practice MOMMY?
>Ariel destroyed 3 year Rampage's relationship
kek
>rampage noshing on ariel's salty matzah balls
Lmao rampage calling out Helwani for being a sneaky jew
>I think DC is better than Cruz
>>68422588
MM has literally 0 competition in the manlet division.
Women's bantamweight has more talent that flyweight
>>68422864
Flyweight is one of the most stacked in MMA, UFC has just done a bad job of consolidating the talent there
He's still better and more well rounded than Jones and DC, so is Cruz
>>68421398
Thumbnail looks like DC has an erection
>Rampage blames Ariel for Rampage's personal life
what a fucking loser lol
>>68422905
>Flyweight is one of the most stacked in MMA
Are you fucking kidding bud?
>>68423018
If you watched more MMA outside the UFC you would know this
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ P4P RANKINGS
1. Jon Jones
2. Dominick Cruz
3. Daniel Cormier
4. Demetrious Johnson
>that you was crying and shit
kek
>>68422905
Are you a literal goof?
Flyweight is trash, even women's flyweight is more competetive.
And MM and Jones are more alike than they are different. You're a real fucking goof
>>68422679
Sylwia Juśkiewicz vs Klaudia Pawicka (IFN 1)
rampagexariel OTP
>>68423127
Outside the UFC, it's really good. MM is much better than Jones.
>>68423081
Fedor > Jon Jones
>>68423169
literally b8 the post
>>68423288
Not really. Since Fedor, HW has failed to produce a dominant champion, and people need big guys that are truly great. Jones is the next best thing since he's essentially HW sized, but fights in a dogshit division full of old men. He's not as well-rounded or as skilled as guys like DJ and Cruz, and hell, Aldo. If Jones and Aldo were the same size, Aldo would completely clown on him. He's never been a P4P #1.
>>68423391
I can see right through your genjutsu, goof.
>>68423142
God bless your soul
>you gonna stab me with your nose?
https://twitter.com/D_SchoonoverMMA/status/710198684626120705
>reporter: do you have any messages to the lgbt community?
>dc:we
guys cormier is really gay and is going to suck jon's dick at ufc 200
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/13/daniel-cormier-lgbt-community-message/
>>68420772
you're probably low energy mate, high temperatures probably make this effect even more noticeable actually
>>68423534
titties!
Vegans BTFO
VEGANS BTFO
had a dream last night that joanna beat the shit out of me. had a wank to the thought when I woke up
>>68423391
Man i dont even know what you are trying to say, Jones has the better wins and he's actually unbeaten.
MM got beaten so bad by Cruz he's scared to fight him again
JRE is live with a professional cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>68423391
lol you're basically saying that FWs are fast
yeah, of course they are, they weigh nothing
Jose Aldo would not destroy Jones if Aldo weighed 205, he'd get fucking lit up because Jones' wrestling is unreal and Aldo already gets punched by short armed manlets, he wouldn't touch Jones if he was 205
>>68423673
MM was literally a part-time fighter and forced Cruz to wrestle him because his cage cutting was so good. MM is a better skilled fighter than Jones, that is a fact, and Benavidez is just as good of a win as Cormier is for Jones. Benavidez has only lost to Cruz and DJ.
>>68423720
>Jones' wrestling is unreal
He failed to take down Gus for five rounds. Aldo has the best takedown defense in MMA.
>>68423673
>MM got beaten so bad by Cruz he's scared to fight him again
It honestly pisses me off that Mighty Manlet is trying to break Silva's streak instead of fighting Cruz. Even Silva himself broke his streak to fight Bonnar at 205. MM can be undefeated for 50 fights straight, but no one will give a shit because his division is trash.
I honestly don't respect him because he's too concerned with crushing cans than an actual challenge.
>>68423789
If the UFC aren't willing to pay him what he'd be worth for a superfight where he'd move up a class, then fuck them, and DJ can do what he likes.
>>68423726
>Comparing Benavidez's competition to the competition Jones and especially DC faced.
I seriously hope you're trolling. And for the sake of it I won't be responding back to you.
>>68423789
Flyweights were a mistake, it's a divison full of bamtamweight rejects because Zuffa invented it out of thin air, and now you got guys like UK who are actually eating up.
>>68423852
DC beat like two Top 10 Heavyweights before he moved down a division. Bagautinov and Jussier da Silva were both Top 5.
>>68423673
Did you actually watch the fight? MM probably gave Cruz the most trouble standing up alongside Dillashaw, he got outwrestled by a guy who's probably 15-20lbs heavier than him which is what really got him, even then MM did a decent job in working off his back and neutralizing damage from Cruz
Inevitably, Cruz overwhelmed him and was the clear winner, but it wasn't a landslide by any means, all those rounds were well contested and hard fought
this whole p4p discussion is ridiculous desu, smaller guys will naturally look much better because and have more p4p anything because that's how the human body works
the only thing that should matter is who can beat who in open weight
>>68409264
he talked shit about canada's healthcare system when he got diverticulitis, so i say fuck him as well desu.
why does cruz keep fighting manlets and midgets? his real weight class should be featherweight and everybody knows that
>>68424033
>Cruz weighed more than MM
>A unanimous decision wasn't a landslide
>Not looking at how swollen MM's face was
>>68424141
nah casual
>>68423767
I fucking hate it when you think someone is actually going to be up for some real mma conversation and they end up being a complete retard
>>68424141
bullshit cruz is a big 135er but he is much much smaller than conor or aldo for example
>>68424173
>A 50-45, 49-46, 50-45 UD wasn't a landslide
top kek
https://youtu.be/l7HrGWKFiA8?t=204
>>68416602
>There's not a mewvment
K E K
>>68424033
Yea i felt sad for DJ he was actually doing things really good but was just too small, at one point he is doing the Aldo sprawl against the cage and Cruz doesnt give a fuck and just carries him like a child.
>>68423685
i can't believe i'm going to listen to a 3 hour podcast about how nigs gonna nig regardless of having literally every opportunity to succeed.
this guy is violating all laws of logic.
>>68424335
3 of those are me
>>68424499
joe literally advocating for lighter prison sentences and a universal income for violent nogs
>>68424499
stfu
your opinion = wgaf
How tough would it be to get the message to Joe that we want Rich Piana on the podcast?
>>68423685
this makes soccer seem watchable
>>68425006
ORDER 66
R
D
E
R
6
6
>Cruz and Bisbong on the MMA hour in a bit
>Both my BOYS
>Have to head out
>>68425282
fake fight fan detected
>>68425006
i'd like to see them fight each other on pcp
Based Dom analysing Faber
hey dom how about you analyze your miserable lonely life for us
>>68425765
>he types to his anonymous friends on 4chan
>>68424655
>on his way to the local BLM protest
>doesnt cross the street when he notices gang of teenage nogs eyeing him because that would be racist
>it's okay, they will be able to tell by my suede art teacher jacket that I am an ally to their cause
>gets heemed by a 13 year old
This guy on JRE is a dork.
is dom literally the smartest person that ever lived?
if only he used his analytical powers to reveal a theory of everything
>>68425692
>>68425765
>>68425858
What are you watching?
>>68425808
It's alright Dom, you're still cool
>>68424514
Probably only the girl ones, you degenerate faggot. Why dont you just spread those ass cheeks so we can all take turns heeming your starfish?
>>68425885
mma hour
>>68425858
His fight IQ is 170
>>68425885
https://youtu.be/wSRew_BJQ54
https://youtu.be/wSRew_BJQ54
>>68425885
>>68420032
>>68420086
Cruz is on currently, Bisping is on next
>>68425908
Oh. I'm kinda over ariel after his little bitchfit episode.
m..muh boy Cody would knock you out Cruz
>>68425961
It's less Ariel and more the fighters I'm tuning in for
>>68425986
I only tune in for ariel 2bh
fighters opinions = WGAF
>>68423720
Aldo has some of the striking defense in the sport AND some of the best TDD in the sport. Look at the statistics, they are there. It's not an opinion.
>>68425821
I think he's cute.
>>68426269
dunno what you guys are discussing but
I just wanted to say that I want aldo to beat frankie so fucking bad just to see conor vs aldo again
>>68426140
>cote vs cerrone listed before rory vs wonderboy
delete this post
>Rory vs Wonderboy
>Cote vs Cerrone
5 days
>>68426335
I would love to see that but again I want to see Frankie vs Conor as well. Either Conor shows he has some versatility in his game or he just gets his 3rd straight loss and is done. Either situation will be great.
>>68412598
he squats 500 lbs
>>68426483
yeah
>>68426545
Easy when you're a lanklet.
>>68426335
me too man. aldo is my boy
>>68426335
Aldo is my boy desu. Everyone is writing him off like he's a bum now even though he was p4p top 3 before going crazy trying to take conors head and playing into his counter game.
I think if Aldo used his top game he would fuck Conor up
>>68426545
no he doesn't. he """""squats""""" 500 lbs not hitting parallel and with his spotter's hands all over him the entire time and actively pulling him up coming out of the hole.
>>68426335
kek, why? I'd rather see Frankie vs. Conor.
BUDDEH
>wake up from tripping balls on lsd-infused alpha brain
>remember Bisping is the champ now
the universe I was exploring in my hallucinations was less weird than this
>>68425131
Order 66 on PVZ for not wanting to be my gf
>wasting time talking about a potential fight with GSP
>>68426727
because either aldo gets koed quickly again and kills himself afterwards or we have one of the spiciest bangers ever
>line them up, I never turn down a fight
>just not Weidman
>not Rockhold either
>Romero? No thanks
>Henderson? He seems worthy
Ben Fowlkes BTFO
>>68427151
[gators arms angrily]
you forgot one
>>68427318
He's in the mix.
>>68427318
come visit me in florida bby
Australia's own Mark Hunt or Canadian Brock Lesnar: who will win and how?
>>68427417
ill come
>>68426685
you missed my point. his legs are thin due to his geneticks, not for skipping leg day
>>68427561
kek
>>68409242
everwhere he goes girls scream
>Keto Kid!
>>68427685
i'm not the guy you were replying to and you missed my point. which was that he doesn't actually squat 500 lbs.
>>68427151
He's not turned down shit, he hasn't been offered these people to fight, he just won the title last week ffs
If Dana tells him we're giving you Souza next and then he said no, then you have a point
>>68427803
Relax Callum
>>68427777
he squats 500 lbs regardless. whether he does that with textbook perfect form or not is another matter.
>>68427903
You first Luke
cuck Thomas w/ Aljo and Dr. Wyman: https://youtu.be/imJppnmLvNY
>>68418777
What a nutcase.
>>68427961
I am always relaxed.
>>68428021
Luke is a pretentious faggot
>>68427919
>t. dyel faggot
it's not about form, it's about actually completing the lift on your own. if you bench press 500 lbs but the bar only goes halfway up, guess what, you can't actually bench press 500 lbs. same thing if you """"bench press"""" with your spotter pulling the bar up the whole time.
>>68428021
This interview with Sterling is great
>yfw Trump goes to UFC 300 during the final weeks of his second term
>>68413654
>GSP
>natty
>gyno
>roid gut
>always fought in Canda where ACs were extremely biased for him (they even let him miss weight) >implying they ever tested him
>retired the instant they announce USADA
>manolos
>>68428649
that woman looks like she's wearing an inverted cross
i think is am starting to figure trump out
>>68422500
DJ is a middleweight?
>Lel-lol Kekmelianen-lol
this fedor interview is so fucking awkward jesus christ.
1 scoop
2 scoops
THREE SCOOPS OF MUTANT WHEY
C'MON! YOU WANNA GET BIG OR NOT?
>One fight deal
Fedor to the UFC confirmed
>>68428719
>Mejico being as ignorant as a third world country like Bulgaria
I mean, I can't say I'm surprised, but then again your country is composed of shit """"""fighters"""""""", fatasses and skinny fat manlets. So there's that.
>>68429051
More like Fedor back to Rizin confirmed
>>68429032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uloMjC21FZ4
>>68414423
nah senpai
>>68414423
to be selected for sex by such a magnificent creature would be an honor not fit for refusal.
>>68429032
my nigga
>>68429218
Rich bless
>>68429105
>i don't have an actual defense so i just call people ignorant.
>>68429105
>your country is composed of shit """"""fighters""""""""
at least we have fighters, name one good manolo warrior
>manolo
>shit accent
>no fighters
>no ufc event
>no jobs
>es un burlao
lol, i much rather have no head than to be a manolo
guise laughing fedor makes me happy
>>68429218
that girl looks like an elf
>>68429348
Defense against what? Pointless accusations?
>Muh roid gut
>Muh gyno
These are basically /fit/ memes these ignorant cunts slip into this sport.
>>68429422
>This rape baby trying to talk smack
Sit the fuck down. I've BTFO you before and I'll do it again if I have to, drug dealing manlet.
>>68429595
guy looks like some CAF a youtuber made just to fuck around in career mode
>>68429640
>CAF
?
turks = greek/armenian/persian bastards who got cucked by central asian chinks so bad they started speaking their language. turk is a fake ethnicity, fake nation. also got cucked by arabs into adopting islam lmao.
>>68429707
a baby cow
>>68429639
>got BTFO
>'b-b--but i win a-a-a-and you are a manlet'
>' I've BTFO you before '
>implying there's only one cartel beaner who posts in heem
Is this why no one wants to hire you faggots?, you have literally said 0 information to stand up for your boy >*|GAY SP|*< except to pretend you are an accomplished bodybuilder like Rich Piana and that experience in sucking your spotter in the gym showers alone gives you some air of superiority.
>>68429707
create a fighter
>>68429724
>mfw
>>68429724
literally everyone but turks know this but how is this relevant
>>68424173
>>68424229
The rounds were close which is the exact point I made
Nice job not only not watching the fight but also completely missing the point
>>68429832
#conquista'd
>we
Are you happy now?
You meme magic him gay.
>>68430037
OH MY GOD
>>68430037
No, it just makes my DC-JBJ slash fanfiction that much more enjoyable to read
>>68430037
WE
WUZ
FAGZ N SHEIT
what did he mean by this
https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/742412765516595201
The pride of Saskatchewan.
Anybody else take notes when breaking down a fight?
99% sure that wonderboy wins by tko
>>68430340
thats isis bro
>>68429832
If you bothered to read the rest of the post you'd see why I didn't even pay attention to your nonsense accusations. The fact that you basically insisted that he was never tested is the most ridiculous shit ever. People got caught BEFORE USADA, but then again, you have the traits of a 189er, so I can't blame you for not knowing that.
>Rest of the post is you trying to """"banter"""" your way out of the fact that you will forever be a drug dealing manlet with no relevant athletes anywhere
Sit down, rape baby.
>>68430340
Probably has something to do with this form of eastern brown people autism
Thoughts on pic?
>>68430340
he probably wants to kill him
>>68430573
top banter
>>68430573
DELET
>IF YOU F WITH ME
>YOU F RONDA ROUSEY
nice where do I sign up
>>68428649
How does he look so much older there?
>>68430563
>nonsense accusations
>
>implying they aren't all facts and backed up suppositions
>he was never tested is the most ridiculous shit ever
uhm, they let him miss weight up there, they used to test like 2-3 guys in the whole card and the ACs were either completely new or only starting on MMA (full of rookies), so yeah, him never getting tested in Canada is more likely than the other way around, also, he's a millionaire he can hire a guy to help him cycle and not get caught on an scheduled test.
>no relevant athletes
>what is boxing
actually, might want to look up what boxing is kid, given that burlaos like you most probably only know muh kickball
Sit the fuck down and get a job (just kidding) >implying there's jobs in manololand
>me on the right
>going to UFC event with my old man in just five days
getting hype lads
>>68427417
Where in Florida lad?
>Brock is repping Canadia at UFC 200
>>68430938
305/786
>>68430961
Is this confirmed?, are you guys sure it isn't just Reebok fucking things up like usual
Why does it matter what flag is on Brock´s shirt
>>68430994
Do you train?
THAT WAS AN ACCUMULATION OF A BEATDOWN
>>68431062
muay thai, you? you wante get on Heem 1?
>>68431142
jesus christ
>>68431142
youre sick in the head mate
>>68431142
>>68431142
l
o
l
>>68431142
do you think im just gonna sit there while you make a new thread 60 posts early?
>>68430961
goat movie
>>68430863
>This wall of text and the emptying of his image reaction
Yep, confirmed for that faggot I BTFO. Where's your smug Brock image?
>Facts and backed up suppositions
By what, exactly? Have you ever picked a weight in your life? Have you ever gone to the gym? Ever trained MMA? If the answer to any of these is "yes", I'd honestly be surprised.
You're just an armchair """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""expert""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""", a drug dealer manlet who thinks boxing is relevant (when it's dominated by Slavs and negros) as an indicator of his country's involvement in sports.
You're a joke, rape baby. Sit down.
>>68431267
You're worse than frenchaspie 2bh
you get btfo in every argument then just act as stupid as possible to avoid it
>>68430994
I'm in the 850 son
>>68431354
You must be that Americuck idiot I BTFO about Faber.
Sit the fuck down, son. Please.
>>68431267
>>68430863
you guys are literally tsundere
>>68431267
>wall of text
>this is considered a wall of text in Spain
Jesus burlao, not even natives here are so dumb
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""expert"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
How is posting this isn't being completely ass devastated
FYI, Dr Manolo, I'm BJJ and you don't get to bring oxygen to your brain.
>>68431793
It's a wall of text on 4chan, kiddo. I'm not aware of any works of literature produced by Mexico.
>Inb4 CUZ UR ILLITERATE
Nah, it's because you guys are literally irrelevant in all fields that aren't drug dealing. Even in that Colombians were doing it better.
>Rest is you, a manlet, puffing his tiny chest pretending he knows shit and that he BTFO anyone but himself with his """"arguments""""
Alright, Pedro.
>>68431714
You probably lost that argument too lol
Pettis vs Alvarez is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48FFbaYbKhM
>mfw someone says Pettis lost this fight
>>68413187
Who's the faggot with him?
>>68431127
MADNESS, CHAOS IN THE BRAIN
LET MY BLOOD FLOW, LET MY BLOOD FLOW THROUGH YOU MANE
>>68432037
>I'm not aware of any works of literature produced by Mexico.
That's not my problem kid, not going to educate you for free, and for what purpose really, you won't be able to hold a job
>puffing his tiny chest pretending he knows shit
That's been you since the start burlao,
'muh weights' - Spain
you got BTFO in your pathetic attempt of defending your boy >GAY< sp and your whole defense was saying 'my spotter pounds my butthole everyday in the gym i know about roids' when you clearly got fucking told so hard you keep spouting this shit about drug dealing, that it isn't even banter, i know for a fact you don't have a job and that makes my banter x10 funnier.
1821 all over again Burlao
>>68431142
BTFO
>>68432157
Yeah, that's why Faber won the fight, right?
>>68432388
>Not gonna educate you
Like there's any topic you could """"educate"""" me on that doesn't involve drug trafficking.
>"muh weights"
Yeah, I for one am active and aren't a manlet trying to sound smart online. You on the other hand have such an inferiority complex before daddy, you have to put up this circus for me.
Sit down, son. Seriously.
>>68432735
>and aren't a manlet trying to sound smart online.
with this grammer it's really hard to, burlao
just got into /heem/ Can some one summarize Jones vs Cormier II for me? Did Cormier say some super gay thing to Jones?
>>68432270
>you now remember Anthony Pettis
>>68432856
first you have to pray to rich piana 3x a day MINIMUM
Chael said on his podcast that Anderson is fighting Uriah Hall at UFC 200?
>>68432856
Go to 0:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8z_RrevDOo
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9muz91q8-gQ
>>68432856
He literally said "am I the biggest pussy you've ever met" and "do you want me to suck your dick" at the Unstoppable press conference
>>68431168
Bjj white belt, only if we start on our knees
succ
>>68431990
i have mixed feelings about my country, it has always had bullshit politics since the minor austria dynasty and the stablishing of the borbons (or bourbons or whatever the fuck it's spelt)
they say great literature is proportional to great disasters
fine weather in summer, lots of horny female tourists, uprising white trash due to economy down the toilet, the immigration thing as if it was something new, which is not, but who gives a shit anyway, and... yeah, halal madrid and barça, and the politically correctness issue for ages
weird paradise, not morocco, not france, not italy, not portugal
literally best spot for international business in the world, prove me wrong
>>68432943
How does Chael feel knowing that Bisbong is the champ right now after only getting one title shot?
>>68432955
How has nobody spliced his words together to make a video for laffs, heem really sucks when it comes to OC
>>68432943
>Lmao-lel Sonnen
>telling the truth
>>68433124
shut the fuck up, heem has the best OC out there
>>68432943
I heard that too, Chael is on good terms with both Uriah and Clayton Hires (Uriah's coach) so he might have some insider info.
>>68433016
are you near me? i'd actually be down just for the memes.
>>68433124
>heem really sucks when it comes to OC
this gay-ass drawing an american made is literally proof of the opposite
>>68432826
You mean grammar?
>Being this retarded and getting BTFO so thoroughly
Yep, it's Mejico alright.
>>68433124
>heem really sucks when it comes to OC
>>68433251
>You mean grammar?
Fucking lel, i'm not surprised Mano-lol is this retarded and newfag
also, it should have been syntax (but again you are too retarded to know this), your grammer [ ;) ] had no flaws but it was used/placed incorrectly.
>>68433219
That picture was originally posted on some normie's instagram. The meme is running wild outside of /heem/ at this point.
>>68433251
>getting BTFO by mexico
sad desu
>>68433361
>Can't spell for shit
>Spergs the fuck out like the typical manlet monkey from Mejico
Colour me surprised.
Might aswell post with a trip since you can't seem to post without an image. Sit down, son. I feel second hand embarrassment for you.
>>68433489
Yeah, sad as fuck. They basically enter your country and shit on your laws, it's sad indeed.
>>68433640
NEW
>>68433653
would you fuck off already?
>>68433605
>says others can't spell for shit
>goes and types 'aswell'
Nice Grammer kid
Please stop Manolo, I'm going to let you walk out of this and never mention this destruction if you admit you are a burlao.
>>68433653
>>68433695
No
Let's help fill up the thread with replies to each other
>>68433728
>Grammer
>>68433728
>Keeps spelling "grammer"
Lmao.
How does it feel to be embarrassed by your own father this much, rape baby?
>>68433883
>his only banter is an intentional grammer spell joke
>>68433972
have you watched a tv show called boss? it's a shame it got cancelled desu :(
>>68433972
>i was only pretending to be retarded
500
>>68433972
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING, GUISE
Kk, Mejico. God damn, you're an embarrassing poster. The fact that you'll show your face after getting BTFO in virtually every argument you've ever had is impressive.
>>68434060
>have you watched a tv show called boss?
I don't need to, here in Mexico we have actual bosses and jobs
![lol-i-troll-you006507-png[1].41225_.png](https://i.imgur.com/aryV6xl.png "lol-i-troll-you006507-png[1].41225"){kind=small}
>>68433972
>"""""""""""""""intentional"""""""""""""""""
>>68434159
>Being an actual cuck
>>68434206
>tfw retarded
>>68433640
>>68433640
>>68433640
>>68434219
>gets BTFO like 80 times
>all he can come up with is '>Being an actual cuck'
>>68434261
>He's still trying
Sit down, son. You've been humiliated. Nate vs Rory-tier humiliated.
