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Previous thread: >>68371415
News:
>Canada's own Brock Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/12/11910974/brock-lesnar-will-represent-canada-in-return-at-ufc-200
>Shevchenko on shootout
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11907764/valentina-shevchenko-opens-up-about-getting-caught-in-shootout
>Jacare on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot
Brandon Scab
Get more creative editions next time man
>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>68398755
Gus?
Anyone watching the TNA card. The main event is Bellator heavyweight Bobby Lashley vs some guy called Drew Galloway. The fight can only end in tapout or knockout. Either way someone is paying. No decision bullshit like Metamoris. Should be a good fight.
>>68399077
(((You)))
>UFC 200 won't be another COORS LIGHT episode
feels bad men
>>68399077
McGoober would get meme'd so bad by Wonderboy it would be criminal.
>>68398889
fucking kill yourself
Roidnar BTFO by Schaub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvngb5ch47s
how convenient would it be to wear a judo gi to BJJ class? It's LITERALLY half the price
>>68399312
Shut the fuck up goof.
>>68399407
>Schaub BTFO of anyone
>>68399407
imagine a fully roided mark hunt
>>68399181
who /dana/ here
>>68399300
>can barely even land a frontside air on a miniramp
>holding the board on almost every lip trick
he will NEVER be my boy
>>68399527
make me you little faggot, why don't you make a creative OP thats not 15 posts early for once you literal cocksucker
>>68399407
rogan btfo at the end when bryan talks about people on trt with hotdog skin
>>68399407
>/heem/ contrarians will disagree with Schaub because they are threatened by his alpha presence
he's 100% right here.
>>68399407
If Bryan could only remain friends with Brendan or Joe, who do you think he would choose?
>>68399944
Joe
I think he secretly hates Schaub in the back of his head
>>68400097
An ex fighter, who's good looking, funny and apparently can act like a pro.
Imagine Schaub with a few years of maturity, who needs joe then?
>>68398889
The thread is moving slower and constant early threads are ultimately what got mandrama kicked outta here, so you really don't need to do this shit.
>>68399944
he wouldn't weirdo, they all love each other
>>68400270
whoever made this is a genius
>>68399541
disgusting steroid abusing athlete, he should be cut from the UFC
>>68400326
>constant early threads are ultimately what got mandrama kicked outta here
N
not being a sport got mandrama kicked out of here
>>68399213
kekekekke
>this is what mcGod haters actually believe
>>68400557
This, mandrama should never have been here to begin with
Awaken, my masters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk7CKyxOq3Y
>>68400557
why is bork such a pussy?
tip: cuz hes white
>>68400557
brock will smash EPO-less cain
>>68400471
thx pal
>>68400955
'no'
>>68400915
He's a pussy because he's a pussy.
>>68401116
>miocic
>white
try again
>>68401116
slavic mario
>>68401172
slavs are technically white famalam.
Why is DC such a pussy?
Tip: cuz he's white
>>68401172
Leave this great country immediately.
>>68401274
>DC
>>68401433
someone send this to DC and Jones on twitter
>>68399707
Why does linking to a new thread 15(FIFTEEN) posts early trigger you so much dude? Are you that much a fucking baby? Seriously, grow up.
>>68401519
>>68401585
why do you sit hunched over your keyboard all day just so you can make a shitty OP that no one likes, grow up
Pick 3 guys you would want by your side while walking through a bad neighborhood:
Lawler
Nate
Rumble
>>68401585
I'm afraid your OPs aren't quite up to our standard. As they say not every man was meant to be a doctor.
>>68401433
>daniel having the god damn common courtesy to give the bag a reach around
>>68401725
What a sausagefest
>>68401585
it's whatever, but whoever is making the early threads should at least help bump the old one to 500 after that
>>68401433
you think daniel has seen this?
>>68401783
>Not having a crew
Are you some kinda loner or something?
>>68401725
you looking to get your ass kicked lad? that's the best you could do?
>>68401821
No, i'm pretty sure some guy from here made it
>>68401725
weak faggots ye, I'd heem every there
>>68401725
Bork
McGod
CM Punk
When is my boy Gunny "The White Ape" Nelson gracing us with his presence in the octagon again?
>>68401725
Hunt
Lawler
DJ
>>68401844
Yes.
>>68401725
Bob Sapp
Brock Lesnar
Mighty Mouse
>>68401682
I'm not hunched over my keyboard, unlike you who's just waiting for a new OP to be posted 15 posts early so you have an excuse to pop your fucking top because you're such a loser at life.
Besides, I'm not even the OP! If you don't like the OP, Make one yourself, otherwise shut the fuck up kid.
>>68401791
all taken care of
>>68401725
>not all Heavyweights
lmao my man
>>68401952
No way this is a real tweet.
>>68401725
Hunt
Rumble
Wonderboy
>>68401981
OPwars.webm
>>68401725
Glover Teixeira
Stone Cold Stipe
Bork Lesnar
>>68402008
>Heavyweights who gas out after 2 minutes
No thanks.
>>68401975
i do make one when the limit is as 500 you stupid faggot, but unless i start making them 50 posts early thats not possible anymore, go white knight somewhere you autistic faggot
Reminder to go vegan, motherfuckers
>>68402008
you need speed/memes, it not all about size
>>68402008
i dunno
no one has ever tried to fight me in my whole life
all the big guys i know are constantly getting people trying to start fights with them
>>68402069
>streetfights lasting longer than 2 minutes
NO ROUNDS
BANG OR GET BANGED
>OP is a faggot.
b-but I wanna be OP! I wanna be the #1 faggot of the thread!! ME!! I will post it 20 times early next time, then 25 the time after, then 30. I WILL BE THE #1 FAGGOT HERE
>>68401116
stipe is the scariest nice guy in the world
>>68402094
The Diaz bros eat eggs and fish
>>68402091
That's a Your Problem buddy. Quite pacing around your bedroom, huffing and puffing. Go outside.
Daniel Cormier: +260
Jon Jones: -320
Brock Lesnar: +150
Mark Hunt: -170
Frankie Edgar: -120
Jose Aldo: +100
Miesha Tate: -245
Amanda Nunes: +205
Cain Velasquez: -280
Travis Browne: +240
Johny Hendricks: -165
Kelvin Gastelum: +145
>The only person Bisping is comfortable fighting in the MW division is a 46 year old Hendo
>>68402201
Brock and Gastelum parlay confirmed.
To be even cheekier I might even throw in Nunes.
>>68401725
>Rumble Johnson
>Nate Diaz
>Jeremy Stephens
>>68402201
>Amanda Nunes: +205
free money alert
>>68401725
Glover Teixeira
Rumble Johnson
Mark Hunt
>>68402183
just ignore """""""them""""""" la
talking to him will only make him more buttmad
it's what I do, and I'm the actual OP
>>68402201
might put a cheeky tenner on gastelum
Fedor Emelianenko: -649
Fabio Maldonado: +400
>>68402300
Seriously...She ran right through Sara McMann who gave Miesha a hard time.
>>68402359
I don't care about going back and forth with em, I'm actually entertained by it. Also
>Good OP, OP
>>68402421
Fedor wins it easy desu
The only people who think maldonaldo isn't a dog for a reason are /heem/ memesters
>>68401725
cody mckenzie, mayhem miller, nick diaz
Rory MacDonald: -105
Stephen Thompson: -115
Donald Cerrone: -170
Patrick Cote: +145
>>68402448
>fight math
>>68402212
Bisping is
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
HENDO COMING FOR THAT BELT
>>68402566
damn that's brutal
>>68402551
Nunes is better on the feet and on the ground yeh
Her cardio is a bit suspect but those are too high odds for her cause she can easily get the job done.
>>68402566
that is so fucking nasty from that angle
>>68402516
Cote seems like a decent dog here
I think there's a decent chance of him getting a cheeky heem
>>68402566
BOUNCE THAT HEAD OFF THE CANVAS
Is Woodley the least deserved title shot in history?
>>68402664
Holly was better on the feet also and you're overrating Nunes ground game.
>>68402732
Chael Sonnen Vs Jon Jones
>>68402732
I can't think of anything else in recent history desu
Only the idea of a TUF winner fighting DJ would be more undeserving
>>68402733
I'm not overrating her ground game, I'm just saying it's better than Miesha's.
>mfw went to look up lellator 156 betting lines but there are none because no one gives a shit about Bellator
![030816-UFC-Rory-MacDonald-pi-ssm.vadapt.664.high.92[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LJwtqgH.jpg "030816-UFC-Rory-MacDonald-pi-ssm.vadapt.664.high.92[1].jpg")
>potential spiciest banger of the year is in 5 days
who /hype/ here
>>68402881
>>68401725
Semmy Schilt
Badr Hari
Gokhan Saki
>>68402566
me in the bottom
>>68402732
Chael, Conor, Couture vs Sylvia, Cariaso vs Mighty Manlet,
>>68402975
That was fucking shit, Rebney must feel bad seeing Coker destroying his creation.
>>68403291
I like that Bellator still finds ways to outdo itself when it comes to ridiculous shit.
>>68403443
>>68403291
>>68403443
Bellator is the TNA wrestling to UFC's WWE.
>>68403534
although being a lower tier org brings out more hilarious moments.
>>68403534
Holy fuck what happened here? names please
>>68399409
Why not, theyre the same shit. The pants might be a little weak though since you dont grab them in judo.
>>68402461
stop talking to yourself nuthugging queer
>>68403534
I dont know how accurate that metaphor is but I'll believe you.
Alex Jones featuring Tim Kennedy,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsqN4vitVoQ
5DIMES SportsBetting
Rafael Dos Anjos: -470 -400
Eddie Alvarez: +375 +330
Derek Lewis: +120 +125
Roy Nelson: -140 -145
TUF 23
Claudia Gadelha: +180 +180
Joanna Jedrzejczyk: -220 -210
>>68401725
>>68401725
Mighty mouse
Dominic Cruz
TJ Dillashaw
>>68403534
>g-guys Bellator is the direct competitor of the UFC, t-they're neck and neck i swear
LMAO SO HARD
>>68403674
>Kimbo's heart exploded before Dada's
>>68403695
I know this guys browses /heem/, he makes some quality videos too
https://youtu.be/HvFpds6a5VA
Post your best Schaub Heems
>>68403782
>tfw unironically think cyborg is hot af
>>68403744
didn't Dada get resuscitated at the hospital after their fight? so technically the fight claimed both their lives.
>>68403815
Rogan's heem was undoubtedly the most satisfying
>>68403881
Dada suffered 2 heart attacks and kidney failure that night
>>68403583
True
>>68403592
The midget is Tyler Freeland. Not sure who the other guy is.
>>68403815
>>68403914
>>68403932
>>68403815
>>68403695
Tim and Stann and George Rivera vs Cuckbib when?
>>68403942
What's his excuse for this one? He called out a washed up Nog and got fucking smashed in the stand up where he was supposed to have a chance
who /dedicatestheirlifetoschaub/ here
>>68403966
Wow, heeming a senior citizen who's out of his prime is really impressive
>>68404013
no one you weirdo, we all pray to god every night that he blows his brains out
>>68403583
nice filename
FUN FACT: Big Nog turned forty, 10 days ago
>>68403987
He said it was an early stoppage
Goodnight /heem/
>>68404059
sleep well lad
>>68404059
night bud
that's disgusting and rude weirdo, don't say mean things like that
we all love schaub here 100% by the way, hate isn't allowed on /heem/ only love
>>68401725
diaz bros those retards are too dumb to die
roy nelson since all he does is slay niggers
>>68404029
ew delete your account creep
>"I don't know what they're expecting. You know, if they're expecting Piana to come in, and everyone's going to celebrate and E40's are everywhere. That's not going to happen man. He's going to get knock out, and I'm going to leave Stockton."
>>68404085
literally everyone here is consumed by hatred of schaub you weirdo
>>68399409
It's not as tight fitting as a bjj gi so you will get gi chocked easier grips are easier too
You can usually get bjj for pretty cheap around the same price as a single weave judo gi
>>68404047
>actually search your proposed excuse
>found the actual excuse
>he literally pretends to be a former druggie
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/2/16/8044253/ufc-heavyweight-brendan-schaub-details-past-oxycontin-addiction
>>68404118
look deep into your heart. even you love schaub dearly. find the light my brother, join the schaub love community and your life will change forever.
>>68404085
what is this goofery? i thought Schlob was like 6'4 and The Chris was around 6'2 - 6'1. Have i bought into his lies again?
>>68404192
100% of the people in this community have answered that they won't be truly happy in life until schaub is dead
>>68404221
Schaub is 6'4 and Chris is 6'3 and you're 5'6 you manlet freak
>>68404267
I was once like you my child, lost and consumed by hatred. Immaturity consumed me. But I found the light that Schaub brings me. He warms my heart and brings me joy. You can have that too, but you have to embrace Schaub in every part of your life. Join me, friend.
>>68401725
Mark Hunt
Dan Henderson
Anthony Johnson
>>68404267
I agree. 100%. For Sure
>>68404322
everytime i look at those pictures i go into an intense rage and start smashing anything within reach
JON JONES
>>68404386
GET
>>68404403
YOUR DICK
>>68404385
Sounds like an average day for Elliot Rodger
>>68404385
That's the devil trying to keep you from seeing the light. Schaub = God.
>>68404414
READY
>rogan trying to pretend he didn't call Rousey's striking a once in human history event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVBFyEyJdao
>>68404385
>manlet rage
>>68404439
I'M COMING
>>68404385
>DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>68403942
What a meme fighter. Good that he's retired.
>you will never have the ability to cuck a man just for the fuck of it
>you will never swim in mma fan grill pussy
>you will never have Olivi's lips around your cawk backstage
>you will never be Dominick Cruz
life is truly suffering, lads
How can Cormier be so conditioned, strong and agile given his shit tier looking body?
>>68404446
God I can't wait to see Cody McKenzie fuck him up at heem 1
>>68404564
is rogan vs mckenzie confirmed for heem 1?
>>68404474
IMMA SUCK THAT DICK, BUM
>>68404546
He was an Olympic wrestler you dumb cholo.
>>68404582
Yup. They're the main event now.
>>68404602
That's my question, how does an olympic athlete manage to be a fat manlet?
>>68404428
Keep fighting the good fight brother.
Life is a constant paradise when you have accepted Schaub.
Schaub bless.
>you will live to see schaubs girlfriend steal his money and child while he suffers crippling brain disease brought on by head trauma
feels good
>>68404670
Piana's gonna push his shit in
>>68404636
Most olympic wrestlers are manlets though, it helps with the center of gravity, he's also not fat in the traditional sense of the word, he's just not cut like a diamond. He's still clearly athletic and flexible, he doesn't train for aesthetics.
>>68404705
right babe
>>68404705
The only shit being pushed in will be to Piana's mouth.
Be ready to delete your Piana folder. It will perish like all other inferior /heem/ memes. Schaub was always here for the long haul.
Schaub bless.
>>68404757
WHAT. IS. UP. GOD DAMMIT!
>>68404721
LEAVE
HUMANITY
BEHIND
>>68404670
Schaub bless you also, friend.
Piana
o
s
t
i
n
g
>>68404721
Why does he look like this? What went wrong?
![readImage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3uurniD.jpg "readImage[1].jpg")
>>68404705
>>68404721
is this man vegan?
any info about Borks training camp for this fight? Looks like Hunt already started his last month
>>68404806
gotta confuse heem god dammit
>>68404865
apparently he is less than an hour away from my city in them middle of some nowhereville prairie town Saskatchewan.
>>68404962
brok cash-grab confirmed
ITS TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
>pianaposting is a celebrated /heem/ meme now
>>68405039
>>68405039
Not a meme. Morseo a lifestyle.
>>68405002
well, he bought a farm out there and has been living there for awhile. Apparently he's pretty secluded. I dont know how much of a cash grab its going to be if he's technically fighting out of Canada this time.
>>68405037
I NEED FOUR SCOOPS TO MYSELF
>>68405039
durianposting > babaposting > pianaposting
Opening lines for 5Dimes, It's still a little early though so don't make any rash decisions.
Rafael Dos Anjos: -470
Eddie Alvarez: +375
Derek Lewis: +120
Roy Nelson: -140
>>68405134
based durian. piana needs to get OFF THE GAS
More opening lines from 5Dimes, still too early to make any big bets, UFC hasn't released any odds officially yet.
Claudia Gadelha: +180
Joanna Jedrzejczyk: -220
>>68405226
every fight that has odds is here
https://bestfightodds.com/
>>68405241
Yes I use this and Oddsshark.com to look up odds
>there's going to be a huge press conference and based mark hunt is going to shit all over brock right in front of dana AND knock him out cold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLVP219WhY
it's going to be spectacular lads
>>68402975
that dude's face was way to big for that tiny mask lmao
Would it be worthwhile to put a cheeky tenner on Assuncao to beat Dillashaw?
>>68405269
Hunt looks good, looks ready. I hope he wins.
>>68405185
rda itd
lewis ml
>>68402732
Besides Cariaso vs. Mighty Mouse
>>68405078
Is it synthol?
>>68405532
Name it and he's probably taken it.
QUICK - Claim Your Fightfu, /heem/
>>68405532
a lot of synthol and test and a fuckload more for years and years.
>>68405549
>>68405532
>>68405545
This. Rich is very open about everything he's done. No bullshit or beating around the bush.
>>68405549
>>68405566
>ywn have taste this shit
feels good man
>>68405549
>>68405549
Joanna has such a weird cuteness about her.
>>68405549
>Gina will never train up for one last fight and beat Cyborg in the upset of the century
muh dik can have dreams too
![angela-lee-muaythai[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hA0otVa.jpg "angela-lee-muaythai[1].jpg")
>>68405549
>>68405586
post your taste then lad. joanna looks odd sometimes but miesha is very qt.
>>68405586
enjoy fapping to Sara McMann's back tattoo tonight lad.
>>68405568
That is why we love him.
>>68405598
Good choice
>>68405241
>>68405260
So what are typically the better bookies to go with? I'm currently using William Hill, but thats only because I just started getting into sports betting and its the only one in the area
>>68405549
>>68405602
For sure
>>68405640
>LookingForSchaubPosters.jpg
>>68405704
wish a nigga would
>>68405704
>>68405736
>>68405777
don't fucking talk to me anymore, kid
>>68405549
JUST
Will Conor ever have the balls to bulk up and efficiently use his energy to fight Rich Piana at a 260lb catchweight?
>>68405830
Ladyboy alert. I'm calling dong.
>>68405659
bovada.lv and betonline.ag are pretty good for MMA
>>68405860
Conor would rather suffer a weight cut to 125 than fight Piana
>>68405852
But on the plus side that's like 10,000,000,000,000 pesos
>>68405870
B A S E D
>>68405549
Can we stop posting the juice head bodybuilder in here? Thanks, lads.
If Nurmagomedov has a perfect record why isn't he considered the best fighter?
>>68405852
The fighters in UFC are fucking morons, the owners rob them blind
>>68405898
Nice blog, kid. Remember to take 4 scoops of 5% nutrition and do your waist vacuums daily. Rich Bless
>>68405903
because he's a terrorist
>>68405903
Politics, he already beat the champ, RDA's carrying around a paper belt, but his time will come.
>>68405852
>Put the division on ice for two and a half years
>Only have 2 title defenses
>only have 15 fights
Seems about right
