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6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
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7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
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Previous thread: >>68371415
News:
>Canada's own Brock Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/12/11910974/brock-lesnar-will-represent-canada-in-return-at-ufc-200
>Shevchenko on shootout
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11907764/valentina-shevchenko-opens-up-about-getting-caught-in-shootout
>Jacare on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot
Brandon Scab
Get more creative editions next time man
>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>68398755
Gus?
Anyone watching the TNA card. The main event is Bellator heavyweight Bobby Lashley vs some guy called Drew Galloway. The fight can only end in tapout or knockout. Either way someone is paying. No decision bullshit like Metamoris. Should be a good fight.
>>68399077
(((You)))
>UFC 200 won't be another COORS LIGHT episode
feels bad men
>>68399077
McGoober would get meme'd so bad by Wonderboy it would be criminal.
>>68398889
fucking kill yourself
Roidnar BTFO by Schaub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvngb5ch47s
how convenient would it be to wear a judo gi to BJJ class? It's LITERALLY half the price
>>68399312
Shut the fuck up goof.
>>68399407
>Schaub BTFO of anyone
>>68399407
imagine a fully roided mark hunt
who /dana/ here
>>68399300
>can barely even land a frontside air on a miniramp
>holding the board on almost every lip trick
he will NEVER be my boy
>>68399527
make me you little faggot, why don't you make a creative OP thats not 15 posts early for once you literal cocksucker
>>68399407
rogan btfo at the end when bryan talks about people on trt with hotdog skin
>>68399407
>/heem/ contrarians will disagree with Schaub because they are threatened by his alpha presence
he's 100% right here.
>>68399407
If Bryan could only remain friends with Brendan or Joe, who do you think he would choose?
>>68399944
Joe
I think he secretly hates Schaub in the back of his head
>>68400097
An ex fighter, who's good looking, funny and apparently can act like a pro.
Imagine Schaub with a few years of maturity, who needs joe then?
>>68398889
The thread is moving slower and constant early threads are ultimately what got mandrama kicked outta here, so you really don't need to do this shit.
>>68399944
he wouldn't weirdo, they all love each other
>>68400270
whoever made this is a genius
>>68399541
disgusting steroid abusing athlete, he should be cut from the UFC
>>68400326
>constant early threads are ultimately what got mandrama kicked outta here
N
not being a sport got mandrama kicked out of here
>>68399213
kekekekke
>this is what mcGod haters actually believe
>>68400557
This, mandrama should never have been here to begin with
Awaken, my masters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk7CKyxOq3Y
>>68400557
why is bork such a pussy?
tip: cuz hes white
>>68400557
brock will smash EPO-less cain
>>68400471
thx pal
>>68400955
'no'
>>68400915
He's a pussy because he's a pussy.
>>68401116
>miocic
>white
try again
>>68401116
slavic mario
>>68401172
slavs are technically white famalam.
Why is DC such a pussy?
Tip: cuz he's white
>>68401172
Leave this great country immediately.
>>68401433
someone send this to DC and Jones on twitter
>>68399707
Why does linking to a new thread 15(FIFTEEN) posts early trigger you so much dude? Are you that much a fucking baby? Seriously, grow up.
>>68401519
>>68401585
why do you sit hunched over your keyboard all day just so you can make a shitty OP that no one likes, grow up
Pick 3 guys you would want by your side while walking through a bad neighborhood:
Lawler
Nate
Rumble
>>68401585
I'm afraid your OPs aren't quite up to our standard. As they say not every man was meant to be a doctor.
>>68401433
>daniel having the god damn common courtesy to give the bag a reach around
>>68401725
What a sausagefest
>>68401585
it's whatever, but whoever is making the early threads should at least help bump the old one to 500 after that
>>68401433
you think daniel has seen this?
>>68401783
>Not having a crew
Are you some kinda loner or something?
>>68401725
you looking to get your ass kicked lad? that's the best you could do?
>>68401821
No, i'm pretty sure some guy from here made it
>>68401725
weak faggots ye, I'd heem every there
>>68401725
Bork
McGod
CM Punk
When is my boy Gunny "The White Ape" Nelson gracing us with his presence in the octagon again?
>>68401725
Hunt
Lawler
DJ
>>68401725
Bob Sapp
Brock Lesnar
Mighty Mouse
>>68401682
I'm not hunched over my keyboard, unlike you who's just waiting for a new OP to be posted 15 posts early so you have an excuse to pop your fucking top because you're such a loser at life.
Besides, I'm not even the OP! If you don't like the OP, Make one yourself, otherwise shut the fuck up kid.
>>68401791
all taken care of
>>68401725
>not all Heavyweights
lmao my man
>>68401952
No way this is a real tweet.
>>68401725
Hunt
Rumble
Wonderboy
>>68401981
OPwars.webm
>>68401725
Glover Teixeira
Stone Cold Stipe
Bork Lesnar
>>68402008
>Heavyweights who gas out after 2 minutes
No thanks.
>>68401975
i do make one when the limit is as 500 you stupid faggot, but unless i start making them 50 posts early thats not possible anymore, go white knight somewhere you autistic faggot
Reminder to go vegan, motherfuckers
>>68402008
you need speed/memes, it not all about size
>>68402008
i dunno
no one has ever tried to fight me in my whole life
all the big guys i know are constantly getting people trying to start fights with them
>>68402069
>streetfights lasting longer than 2 minutes
NO ROUNDS
BANG OR GET BANGED
>OP is a faggot.
b-but I wanna be OP! I wanna be the #1 faggot of the thread!! ME!! I will post it 20 times early next time, then 25 the time after, then 30. I WILL BE THE #1 FAGGOT HERE
>>68401116
stipe is the scariest nice guy in the world
>>68402094
The Diaz bros eat eggs and fish
>>68402091
That's a Your Problem buddy. Quite pacing around your bedroom, huffing and puffing. Go outside.
Daniel Cormier: +260
Jon Jones: -320
Brock Lesnar: +150
Mark Hunt: -170
Frankie Edgar: -120
Jose Aldo: +100
Miesha Tate: -245
Amanda Nunes: +205
Cain Velasquez: -280
Travis Browne: +240
Johny Hendricks: -165
Kelvin Gastelum: +145
>The only person Bisping is comfortable fighting in the MW division is a 46 year old Hendo
>>68402201
Brock and Gastelum parlay confirmed.
To be even cheekier I might even throw in Nunes.
>>68401725
>Rumble Johnson
>Nate Diaz
>Jeremy Stephens
>>68402201
>Amanda Nunes: +205
free money alert
>>68401725
Glover Teixeira
Rumble Johnson
Mark Hunt
>>68402183
just ignore """""""them""""""" la
talking to him will only make him more buttmad
it's what I do, and I'm the actual OP
>>68402201
might put a cheeky tenner on gastelum
Fedor Emelianenko: -649
Fabio Maldonado: +400
>>68402300
Seriously...She ran right through Sara McMann who gave Miesha a hard time.
>>68402359
I don't care about going back and forth with em, I'm actually entertained by it. Also
>Good OP, OP
>>68402421
Fedor wins it easy desu
The only people who think maldonaldo isn't a dog for a reason are /heem/ memesters
>>68401725
cody mckenzie, mayhem miller, nick diaz
Rory MacDonald: -105
Stephen Thompson: -115
Donald Cerrone: -170
Patrick Cote: +145
>>68402448
>fight math
>>68402212
Bisping is
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
HENDO COMING FOR THAT BELT
>>68402566
damn that's brutal
>>68402551
Nunes is better on the feet and on the ground yeh
Her cardio is a bit suspect but those are too high odds for her cause she can easily get the job done.
>>68402566
that is so fucking nasty from that angle
>>68402516
Cote seems like a decent dog here
I think there's a decent chance of him getting a cheeky heem
>>68402566
BOUNCE THAT HEAD OFF THE CANVAS
Is Woodley the least deserved title shot in history?
>>68402664
Holly was better on the feet also and you're overrating Nunes ground game.
>>68402732
Chael Sonnen Vs Jon Jones
>>68402732
I can't think of anything else in recent history desu
Only the idea of a TUF winner fighting DJ would be more undeserving
>>68402733
I'm not overrating her ground game, I'm just saying it's better than Miesha's.
>mfw went to look up lellator 156 betting lines but there are none because no one gives a shit about Bellator
![030816-UFC-Rory-MacDonald-pi-ssm.vadapt.664.high.92[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LJwtqgH.jpg "030816-UFC-Rory-MacDonald-pi-ssm.vadapt.664.high.92[1]")
>potential spiciest banger of the year is in 5 days
who /hype/ here
>>68401725
Semmy Schilt
Badr Hari
Gokhan Saki
>>68402566
me in the bottom
>>68402732
Chael, Conor, Couture vs Sylvia, Cariaso vs Mighty Manlet,
>>68402975
That was fucking shit, Rebney must feel bad seeing Coker destroying his creation.
>>68403291
I like that Bellator still finds ways to outdo itself when it comes to ridiculous shit.
>>68403291
>>68403443
Bellator is the TNA wrestling to UFC's WWE.
>>68403534
although being a lower tier org brings out more hilarious moments.
>>68403534
Holy fuck what happened here? names please
>>68399409
Why not, theyre the same shit. The pants might be a little weak though since you dont grab them in judo.
>>68402461
stop talking to yourself nuthugging queer
>>68403534
I dont know how accurate that metaphor is but I'll believe you.
Alex Jones featuring Tim Kennedy,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsqN4vitVoQ
5DIMES SportsBetting
Rafael Dos Anjos: -470 -400
Eddie Alvarez: +375 +330
Derek Lewis: +120 +125
Roy Nelson: -140 -145
TUF 23
Claudia Gadelha: +180 +180
Joanna Jedrzejczyk: -220 -210
>>68401725
>>68401725
Mighty mouse
Dominic Cruz
TJ Dillashaw
>>68403534
>g-guys Bellator is the direct competitor of the UFC, t-they're neck and neck i swear
LMAO SO HARD
>>68403674
>Kimbo's heart exploded before Dada's
I know this guys browses /heem/, he makes some quality videos too
https://youtu.be/HvFpds6a5VA
Post your best Schaub Heems
>>68403782
>tfw unironically think cyborg is hot af
>>68403744
didn't Dada get resuscitated at the hospital after their fight? so technically the fight claimed both their lives.
>>68403815
Rogan's heem was undoubtedly the most satisfying
>>68403881
Dada suffered 2 heart attacks and kidney failure that night
>>68403583
True
>>68403592
The midget is Tyler Freeland. Not sure who the other guy is.
>>68403695
Tim and Stann and George Rivera vs Cuckbib when?
>>68403942
What's his excuse for this one? He called out a washed up Nog and got fucking smashed in the stand up where he was supposed to have a chance
who /dedicatestheirlifetoschaub/ here
>>68403966
Wow, heeming a senior citizen who's out of his prime is really impressive
>>68404013
no one you weirdo, we all pray to god every night that he blows his brains out
>>68403583
nice filename
FUN FACT: Big Nog turned forty, 10 days ago
>>68403987
He said it was an early stoppage
Goodnight /heem/
>>68404059
sleep well lad
>>68404059
night bud
that's disgusting and rude weirdo, don't say mean things like that
we all love schaub here 100% by the way, hate isn't allowed on /heem/ only love
>>68401725
diaz bros those retards are too dumb to die
roy nelson since all he does is slay niggers
>>68404029
ew delete your account creep
>"I don't know what they're expecting. You know, if they're expecting Piana to come in, and everyone's going to celebrate and E40's are everywhere. That's not going to happen man. He's going to get knock out, and I'm going to leave Stockton."
>>68404085
literally everyone here is consumed by hatred of schaub you weirdo
>>68399409
It's not as tight fitting as a bjj gi so you will get gi chocked easier grips are easier too
You can usually get bjj for pretty cheap around the same price as a single weave judo gi
>>68404047
>actually search your proposed excuse
>found the actual excuse
>he literally pretends to be a former druggie
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/2/16/8044253/ufc-heavyweight-brendan-schaub-details-past-oxycontin-addiction
>>68404118
look deep into your heart. even you love schaub dearly. find the light my brother, join the schaub love community and your life will change forever.
>>68404085
what is this goofery? i thought Schlob was like 6'4 and The Chris was around 6'2 - 6'1. Have i bought into his lies again?
>>68404192
100% of the people in this community have answered that they won't be truly happy in life until schaub is dead
>>68404221
Schaub is 6'4 and Chris is 6'3 and you're 5'6 you manlet freak
>>68404267
I was once like you my child, lost and consumed by hatred. Immaturity consumed me. But I found the light that Schaub brings me. He warms my heart and brings me joy. You can have that too, but you have to embrace Schaub in every part of your life. Join me, friend.
>>68401725
Mark Hunt
Dan Henderson
Anthony Johnson
>>68404267
I agree. 100%. For Sure
>>68404322
everytime i look at those pictures i go into an intense rage and start smashing anything within reach
JON JONES
>>68404386
GET
>>68404403
YOUR DICK
>>68404385
Sounds like an average day for Elliot Rodger
>>68404385
That's the devil trying to keep you from seeing the light. Schaub = God.
>>68404414
READY
>rogan trying to pretend he didn't call Rousey's striking a once in human history event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVBFyEyJdao
>>68404385
>manlet rage
>>68404439
I'M COMING
>>68404385
>DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>68403942
What a meme fighter. Good that he's retired.
>you will never have the ability to cuck a man just for the fuck of it
>you will never swim in mma fan grill pussy
>you will never have Olivi's lips around your cawk backstage
>you will never be Dominick Cruz
life is truly suffering, lads
How can Cormier be so conditioned, strong and agile given his shit tier looking body?
>>68404446
God I can't wait to see Cody McKenzie fuck him up at heem 1
>>68404564
is rogan vs mckenzie confirmed for heem 1?
>>68404474
IMMA SUCK THAT DICK, BUM
>>68404546
He was an Olympic wrestler you dumb cholo.
>>68404582
Yup. They're the main event now.
>>68404602
That's my question, how does an olympic athlete manage to be a fat manlet?
>>68404428
Keep fighting the good fight brother.
Life is a constant paradise when you have accepted Schaub.
Schaub bless.
>you will live to see schaubs girlfriend steal his money and child while he suffers crippling brain disease brought on by head trauma
feels good
>>68404670
Piana's gonna push his shit in
>>68404636
Most olympic wrestlers are manlets though, it helps with the center of gravity, he's also not fat in the traditional sense of the word, he's just not cut like a diamond. He's still clearly athletic and flexible, he doesn't train for aesthetics.
>>68404705
right babe
>>68404705
The only shit being pushed in will be to Piana's mouth.
Be ready to delete your Piana folder. It will perish like all other inferior /heem/ memes. Schaub was always here for the long haul.
Schaub bless.
>>68404757
WHAT. IS. UP. GOD DAMMIT!
>>68404721
LEAVE
HUMANITY
BEHIND
>>68404670
Schaub bless you also, friend.
Piana
o
s
t
i
n
g
>>68404721
Why does he look like this? What went wrong?
>>68404705
>>68404721
is this man vegan?
any info about Borks training camp for this fight? Looks like Hunt already started his last month
>>68404806
gotta confuse heem god dammit
>>68404865
apparently he is less than an hour away from my city in them middle of some nowhereville prairie town Saskatchewan.
>>68404962
brok cash-grab confirmed
ITS TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
>pianaposting is a celebrated /heem/ meme now
>>68405039
Not a meme. Morseo a lifestyle.
>>68405002
well, he bought a farm out there and has been living there for awhile. Apparently he's pretty secluded. I dont know how much of a cash grab its going to be if he's technically fighting out of Canada this time.
>>68405037
I NEED FOUR SCOOPS TO MYSELF
>>68405039
durianposting > babaposting > pianaposting
Opening lines for 5Dimes, It's still a little early though so don't make any rash decisions.
Rafael Dos Anjos: -470
Eddie Alvarez: +375
Derek Lewis: +120
Roy Nelson: -140
>>68405134
based durian. piana needs to get OFF THE GAS
More opening lines from 5Dimes, still too early to make any big bets, UFC hasn't released any odds officially yet.
Claudia Gadelha: +180
Joanna Jedrzejczyk: -220
>>68405226
every fight that has odds is here
https://bestfightodds.com/
>>68405241
Yes I use this and Oddsshark.com to look up odds
>there's going to be a huge press conference and based mark hunt is going to shit all over brock right in front of dana AND knock him out cold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLVP219WhY
it's going to be spectacular lads
>>68402975
that dude's face was way to big for that tiny mask lmao
Would it be worthwhile to put a cheeky tenner on Assuncao to beat Dillashaw?
>>68405269
Hunt looks good, looks ready. I hope he wins.
>>68405185
rda itd
lewis ml
>>68402732
Besides Cariaso vs. Mighty Mouse
>>68405078
Is it synthol?
>>68405532
Name it and he's probably taken it.
QUICK - Claim Your Fightfu, /heem/
>>68405532
a lot of synthol and test and a fuckload more for years and years.
>>68405532
>>68405545
This. Rich is very open about everything he's done. No bullshit or beating around the bush.
>>68405549
>>68405566
>ywn have taste this shit
feels good man
>>68405549
Joanna has such a weird cuteness about her.
>>68405549
>Gina will never train up for one last fight and beat Cyborg in the upset of the century
muh dik can have dreams too
>>68405586
post your taste then lad. joanna looks odd sometimes but miesha is very qt.
>>68405586
enjoy fapping to Sara McMann's back tattoo tonight lad.
>>68405568
That is why we love him.
>>68405598
Good choice
>>68405241
>>68405260
So what are typically the better bookies to go with? I'm currently using William Hill, but thats only because I just started getting into sports betting and its the only one in the area
>>68405602
For sure
>>68405640
>LookingForSchaubPosters.jpg
>>68405704
wish a nigga would
>>68405736
>>68405777
don't fucking talk to me anymore, kid
JUST
Will Conor ever have the balls to bulk up and efficiently use his energy to fight Rich Piana at a 260lb catchweight?
>>68405830
Ladyboy alert. I'm calling dong.
>>68405659
bovada.lv and betonline.ag are pretty good for MMA
>>68405860
Conor would rather suffer a weight cut to 125 than fight Piana
>>68405852
But on the plus side that's like 10,000,000,000,000 pesos
>>68405870
B A S E D
>>68405549
Can we stop posting the juice head bodybuilder in here? Thanks, lads.
If Nurmagomedov has a perfect record why isn't he considered the best fighter?
>>68405852
The fighters in UFC are fucking morons, the owners rob them blind
>>68405898
Nice blog, kid. Remember to take 4 scoops of 5% nutrition and do your waist vacuums daily. Rich Bless
>>68405903
because he's a terrorist
>>68405903
Politics, he already beat the champ, RDA's carrying around a paper belt, but his time will come.
>>68405852
>Put the division on ice for two and a half years
>Only have 2 title defenses
>only have 15 fights
Seems about right
>>68405903
He isn't. He's a meme whose best win was laying on RDA for 3 rounds. He's a glorified can crusher who fights once a year if that because of
>muh ramen
>>68405935
I mean it seems like the only way to hold the belt for a long time in HW is just to get injured a lot.
>>68405925
>RDA's carrying around a paper belt
Right because Khabib is an idiot who trains at AKA and put a shotgun to his knees and was out for two years cause he's made of glass like Cain Memelasquez.
Not because RDA destroyed Jason High, Bendo, Nate Diaz and Pettis for the belt.
>>68405852
I don't think that's accurate, he sells a retarded amount of clothing even here in Mexico where MMA is niche as fuck compared to other sports.
>>68405898
>mfw some autist is trying to force a dead /fit/ meme here
>>68405921
DELETE THIS
>>68405950
he eats noodles?
>Reminder this unironically happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJYgOwzs-0A
>mfw america is #1
>>68406024
>>68406024
Carwin was the fucking man.
Daily reminder the natty way is the only way. When you live /natty/ you
>will meet great women
>test will go up allowing you to
>get confidence
>make tremendous gains
>be a lean mean fighting machine
>become Alpha
>live healthier
>become aesthetic
Notable vegans
>Nate Diaz
>Nick Diaz
>Abel Trujillo
>Jake Shields
>Jon Fitch
>Mark Hunt (not having a kek)
Iron Chins and memes will bless your mind and body. Piana,Schaub (keto meme),Sage, and other trash posters are fiends.
>>68405852
kek
>>68405921
Rich bless you too
>>68406089
Add Alex Caceres to the list
>>68406085
I think he would have heemd Cain, his neck is kill though
>>68406067
>tfw i created that meme
>>68406089
Why is his skin that color, fucking vegans man.
>>68406113
Yeah. Shame that fight never happened when it was supposed to.
>>68406134
CHI
>>68401725
Dada5000, Kimbo, Bobby Green
>>68406134
Cause he isn't /5%/
>>68405679
wmma fighters are crazy
>>68406138
too bad USADA is around, pretty much means we would never get top form Carwin back. That man was fuarkin joocy
Anybody else like to regularly see what the casuals think in comment sections?
>>68406222
Yes, it's pretty hilarious. Especially the facebook comments.
The UFC could post something about Kimbo and the top comments are "Fuck you Conor" or "Yeah bitch 209"
>>68406157
>dada 5000 looks like a fucking goof and will gas in 2 seconds
>Kimbo is not alive
>Bobby Green will just taunt everyone he sees until he gets heem'd
Good lineup lad
>>68406243
It's crazy how many people opine on things they don't understand. I have trouble not arguing with them.
>>68406085
>>68406222
sauce on this?
suck
>>68406172
Damn straight
>>68401725
Derrick Lewis
Mark hunt
Cyborg
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>68406269
Not sure lad, it was on a IG video of Hamill outclassing jones
Why is /heem/ just recycling /fit/ memes? Go on /fit/ if you want to shitpost about YouTube fitness figures.
>>68406324
piana posting has been going on for nearly a year
>>68406324
once you get Rich Piana into your heart your life will change dramatically, remember 4 scoops and whatever it takes god dammit. Rich bless
>>68406324
go back to your schaub circlejerk already, you weirdo. jeez.
[spoiler]don't forget your daily waist vacuums god dammit[/spoiler]
>>68406332
No, it hasn't.
>>68406324
>fitness figures
I am no fitness geek, not even in the slightest. I couldn't name 5 bodybuilders.
/heem/ recommended me to watch a Rich Piana vlog.
I was hooked. A man so large, such a freak specimen, but remained boisterous and giddy about even the smallest moments. He was fruitful of life and ecstatic to grind.
I found myself feeling so happy for no apparent reason. I finished the entire 1 hour video and by the end I felt like I was his best friend.
>>68406134
It's called healthy. Humans are supposed to look like that because of the vitamins and minerals. But society and food corps have fucked up the human image. If you stopped getting goofed out on tortillas and carbed the fucked up with some bananas you'd look like that.
I saw Brendan Schaub at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>68406381
these are the fruits of letting rich piana into your heart, rich bless
>>68406382
>Humans are supposed to look like Martian Manhunter.
>>68406382
I'll fucking smash you into vegatative state, vegie boy.
https://youtu.be/wSRew_BJQ54
https://youtu.be/wSRew_BJQ54
https://youtu.be/wSRew_BJQ54
https://youtu.be/wSRew_BJQ54
I Saw Rich Piana at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and doing waist vacuums in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sire, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a vlog and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence right babe," and then turned around and did a waist vacuum at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GOD DAMMIT" really loudly.
>>68406371
ye it has mate maybe not as often or obvious but it's been there
>>68406405
You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you smash me into a vegetative state, Juan?
>>68406332
this is objectively false
>>68406534
I'm not saying i'm going to punch you, i will literally vegatate you
>>68406089
>>Nate Diaz
>>Nick Diaz
I like Mark Hunt and all but hearing fighters whine about steroids especially when Hunt trains at ATT, is a bit nauseating to listen to
>>68405967
lol what a stoppage
>>68406550
That's coconut shrimp, m8
100% vegan
>>68406523
No, it hasn't.
>>68406567
Yes it has
>>68406581
Prove it. 4plebs.org
Where can I watch TFATK 3D for free
>>68406552
>>68406552
Hunt trains at AKA Thailand with Mike Swick. Or maybe he's training with nobodies in Australia again. He flip flops a lot.
Why was Fedor so edgy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBygI1PJY8
>>68406506
Thank you.
Rich bless
>>68406567
yes it has, god dammit
>>68406587
enjoy looking through every single heem for 2 piania references per thread
You now remember Fedor's entourage
Vadim, Rasputin, Gary/Jerry Millen and a whole bunch of shady russian businessmen
>>68406636
Forgot pic
>>68406598
still the one of the most iconic mma walkout song. Probably tied with Anderson's walkout with an honorable mention to Faber's
>>68406622
Yeah man, it has been a /fit/ meme for years. Occasionally people might reference it off /fit/. That isn't the same thing.
You know remember Gabriel "Napao" Gonzaga
You now remember when Donald Trump wanted to make MMA great again
>Robald Drumb :DD:'Free billion dolar burses :-DD'
>'Who's gonna bay for id :--DD'
You now remember you now remember
>>68406686
He still does. If Donald beats Hillary, MMA will be great again.
>>68406714
>Cro Cop
>A can
189er retard
>>68406740
m8 thats a troll image that has been around for ever. I think you are the 189er
>>68406740
>Losing to a brain dead Mexican
You now remember poster number >>68406731(You)
>>68406736
Imagine the first president ever to watch a UFC event live.
I bet Donald would have gotten GSP vs Anderson signed and booked 6 years ago.
You now remember I can heem every here
you now remember that Dana White is going to speak at the Republican national convention for Trump
>>68406766
Rory why are you shitposting when you should be training for Wondergoy
>>68406740
>Beat literally whos
>Not a can
>>68406743
>Just because I haven't seen that image before on /heem/ means I never watched UFC until after UFC 189
Ok lad I'm sorry I don't browse through every single post of every single heem thread every single day and haven't seen that image before
>>68406784
>hes a 196er
>>68406784
>I'm sorry I don't browse through every single post of every single heem thread every single day and haven't seen that image before
Apology not accepted. Never post here again.
who /bjj/ here
>>68406782
>beat Wanderlei
>beat UFC hall of famer Mark Coleman
>beat Mark Hunt
>beat Peter Aerts
>beat prime Josh Barnett twice
ok
/r/ing webm of Silva mocking The Chis before getting heem'd
>>68406817
pretty rare clip, good luck finding that one lad
>>68406817
When did this happen?
>>68406798
Not gonna lie I started watching UFC at UFC 111 the first fight I ever watched was Shane Carwin vs Frank Mir
>>68406817
>Silva
>>68406810
>Beating a middleweight after drawing with him
>Beating a lw can
>Beating heavy weight Artem
>Not mma
>Beating a can
Don't post here again kid
>>68406784
you should be aware that the majority of /heem/ are retarded memeposting casuals or autists and that 80% of the posts here are the same pics and same shit over and over again with some tmz-tier gossip and twitter screencaps mixed in.
don't take it personally
>>68406871
kek'd and rekt
>>68406880
who here /autists/
Somebody break down this sequence leading up to the knockout for me. From what I gather, Loma was throwing a right jab with a left hook and as soon as Rocky tried circling out to his right he switched stances and threw a left uppercut (?) to a right hook. Starts around 17:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJxscKb3SU
>>68406888
reporting
>>68406880
>i rate /heem/
>>68401725
PVZ
Miesha
Rose
>>68406871
>Mark Hunt
>Heavyweight Artem
not even close, he has KO wins over multiple top 10 fighters and is fight in the Co-main of the biggest event in company history
>Josh Barnett
>can
Barnett was UFC heavyweight champ and has wins over Randy Couture, Nogueira, Frank Mir, Roy nelson, Mark hunt, Semmy Schilt (twice), Dan Severn and many more
Try again lad
>>68398889
Can someone post the Schaub being revived by machine screen cap please
>>68406904
he didn't switch stances, looks like a basic knockout of a hurt fighter opening his guard and getting KO'd
>it's a fighter representing their country episode
>>68406943
Hunt is 12-10 and hasn't beaten an opponent who's won more than half of their last 10 fights since Struve.
has gus got a fight coming up?
Would you vote for Dana for president? Who would his VP be?
>>68406995
He definitely shifts
>>68407019
his stance doesn't change he's just squared up with him for a second, look at his feet
>>68407001
He came into the UFC 5-6 and then lost and Dana White offered to pay him $400,000 to leave the sport. Hunt said no and turned his 5-7 record into 12-10-1 by knocking multiple top 10 heavyweights. His 3 losses during that time are to Top 5 fighters who were all champion, one of his fights was a Fight Of The Year candidate, and now he's fighting in the co-main event of the biggest event in UFC against the former Champ and UFC's biggest draw ever.
Good night
>>68407090
>>68407001
He also challenged for the title in both UFC and Pride
>>68407090
He drew with Bigfoot in 2013. He's a one dimensional meme puncher.
>>68406324
I think there's a lot of crossover between /heem/ and /fit/, I've seen Schaubposting on /fit/ a couple times as well
>>68407133
>He came into the UFC 5-6 and then lost and Dana White offered to pay him $400,000 to leave the sport. Hunt said no and turned his 5-7 record into 12-10-1 by knocking multiple top 10 heavyweights. His 3 losses during that time are to Top 5 fighters who were all champion, one of his fights was a Fight Of The Year candidate, and now he's fighting in the co-main event of the biggest event in UFC against the former Champ and UFC's biggest draw ever.
>b-but he drew with Bigfoot
Bigfoot also tested positive after that fight
>>68407160
Hunt got beat by a middleweight in under 2 minutes.
>>68407179
5-6
>>68407160
Name Hunt's top 5 wins
>>68407179
>He came into the UFC 5-6 and then lost and Dana White offered to pay him $400,000 to leave the sport. Hunt said no and turned his 5-7 record into 12-10-1 by knocking multiple top 10 heavyweights. His 3 losses during that time are to Top 5 fighters who were all champion, one of his fights was a Fight Of The Year candidate, and now he's fighting in the co-main event of the biggest event in UFC against the former Champ and UFC's biggest draw ever.
>b-but he lost to Manhoef 8 years ago
That was 8 years ago m8
>>68407231
I was talking about Gegard. Literally almost none of that paragraph pertains to his quality as a fighter.
>>68407221
Roy Nelson
Mirko Filipovic
Stefan Struve
Ben Rothwell
Bigfoot Silva
>Brock Lesnar will represent Canada in return at UFC 200
Fuck that cunt, fucking dropped
>>68407241
>Literally almost none of that paragraph pertains to his quality as a fighter
The fact that he has multiple KO wins over top 10 heavyweights, was a FOTY candidate, and his only losses in the past 6 years are to top 5 heavyweights who were all champ doesn't pertain to his quality as a fighter?
did you even read what i wrote?
>>68407090
>turned his 5-7 record into 12-10-1 by knocking multiple top 10
>Chris "gay brock" Tuchscherer who is a can
>journeyman ben rothwell
>Cheick Kongo - Meme fighter
>Stefan Struve - Only legit win against a guy who was riding a good win streak.
>Talks shit about Brock "juicing" yet he couldn't beat a roided bigfoot. draw.
>gatekeeper roy nelson
>KO'd aging/juiceless Bigfoot
>past his prime Mir
Yeah, Hunt sure has some legit names to his UFC record
>>68407288
>rothwell
top 10
>Nelson
top 10
>Frank Mir
top 10 until Hunt beat him
>Bigfoot
was top 10 when hunt beat him
So like I said, multiple top 10 Heavyweights
>>68399407
Schaub is so fucking salty to brock and he actually thinks he could heem lesnar. I hope brock wins against hunt and he fights schaub next and goes full frank murr on him
>>68407288
Hunt's record is alright desu, but so is Bork's.
Alistar tested positive and he was completely dominating Mir and the fight would have been stopped if the ref didn't pull him off for illegal strikes when he should have given warning first.
So really, Brock is a 7-1 champion while suffering from diverticulitis which cause cramps and pain in the torso as well as fever, chills, and nausea.
>>68406598
>new age
>edgy
you're a fakkin eejit m8
>>68407313
Nigga, I'm pretty sure I'm ranked at HW.
>Nelson
2-2 leading up to the fight
>Mir
2-2 leading up to the fight
>Bigfoot
1-2-1 leading up to the fight
>Rothwell
2-2 leading up to the fight
>>68407288
>5'10"
>still fights a murderer's row of competition, including Fedor Emelianenko, Stipe Miocic, Fabricio Werdum, fucking PRIME JUNIOR DOS SANTOS and now a roided Brock Lesnar
Hunt deserves respect.
>>68407329
>Brock is a 7-1 champion
just fucking go back to >>>/asp/ dude
>>68407329
yeah and brock was all natty for those fights right lmao
>>68407313
>Rothwell wasn't anywhere near top 10 in 2011, nor as a good as a fighter as he's become now (4straight wins prior to JDS fight)
>Nelson has always been a gatekeeper, rank means nothing.
>Mir, again, past his prime. Rank means nothing.
>Bigfoot a shit. Can. Rank means nothing.
Besides these guys didn't exactly have the best rcords in their last 3-5 fights going in, so it's not like hunt was really beating legit, prime guys. Plus rank means shit.
>>68407350
This guys gets it
>>68401725
Brian Stann
Tim Kennedy
Cro Cop
>>68406497
McGOAT would smash those two manlets
>>68407362
Just stating facts, dude. I don't even like Brock.
Great work tonight guys, fantastic thread.
>>68407384
Conor you should be training
Here's the fight for anyone interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZ71FhNB1U
Mazzagatti strikes again.
>>68407411
I will be like a ghost in there.
They will think I am training and I am not training.
They will think I am not training and I am training
>>68407380
>he hasn't beat any legit names
>lists multiple top 10 guys hunt has beat
>yeah, well rank doesn't mean anything
Ok lad, none of that matters then. Hunt is still a good fighter, he has beat big names, he is a world class kickboxer. what more do you want?
>>68401725
Kazushi Sakabura
James Toney
Dave Bautista
>>68407329
>Brock is a 7-1 champion
wewlad
/heem/ has really gone to shit
Has Hunt ever faced anybody comparable to Brock?
>>68407416
Z E R O J I T Z
based Mir.
>>68407416
Mazzagatti might actually be retarded
>>68407361
>5'10"
>deserves respect
>>68407429
>Hunt is a good fighter
>>68407437
Overeem tested postive and Mazzagatti didn't issue a warning.
Do you not understand the rules of this sport?
>>68407468
Not really, he's never faced anyone who's as good of a wrestler as Bork
>>68407488
Based Baba.
>>68407244
Brock's wins over Cotoure, Carwin, and Mir are all better than these lol.
>>68407429
Rank doesn't mean anything when all the guys Hunt has beat you call "top 10" when they're all journeymen and past their prime.
Call me when Hunt starts beating guys like Overeem or Miocic (already pushed Hunt's shit in once), then he'll have credible wins over real top guys and not old men. But we've all seen him against big names like JDS, Werdum and Miocic who are just much better fighters than Hunt.
>>68407416
Just remember Mazzagatti didn't even call the fight after Brock tapped, waited for him to tap twice. lol
>>68404446
How can anyone take Rogaine seriously? Look I understand he had to do all that shilling for ronda because it's his job but she he does this afterwards it's fucking pathetic.
Hurr she got wrapped up into thinking she was the best, we see it every time; yeah motherfucker because of people like YOU
>>68407484
Reem didn't test positive after the Bork, Regardless it would've been changed to a No-Contest, I agree that was bad reffing by Mazzagatti but it would've been a No-Contest as well. Brock is a 5-1-2 former Champ if anything
>>68407481
He is a world class kickboxer and has beaten big names. If he wasn't a good fighter, he wouldn't be in the co-main of UFC 200
>>68407503
Couture was champ and still in top form. Carwin was arguably the scariest heavyweight at the time due to his power. Mir was still hanging in there too. Brock's UFC resume is more impressive than Hunt's imo
>>68407510
Let's just be honest, both Mark and Brock are shit compared to the top level. That's reality.
>>68407538
Heavyweight as a whole is shit right now, aside from great fighters who are on a tear right now like Miocic and Overeem, everyone else is just leftovers trying to work their back to the top or oldies. There's no big rising star or contender in the division.
>>68407532
Couture was a 45 year old Light Heavyweight and Brock was roided to the gills cutting to 265. Who knows if Carwin was legit or not, he had a couple nice wins and was undefeated but his career was cut short too quickly to really tell how legit he was.
>>68407538
Goes to show how good of a match-up this is. Styles make fights, they are using Brock's legend and Hunt's reality to make a fight people want to see and talk about.
>>68407513
Chill out mate, before I put you back in your place.
>>68407384
Robbie would beat the shit out of Conor relentlessly for five rounds. It would be disturbing.
>>68407570
HIS SOUL
>>68407570
Robbie sleeps in the first couple rounds these days, he did nothing to Condit until round 3 at least.
>>68407528
>World class kickboxer
>30-13
>Only won World Grand Prix because the guy who beat him dropped out
>>68407588
Didn't he knock Condit down in the second round?
>>68407520
I'm saying if reffed correctly Brock was likely to win.
Overeem failed his first random test after 141 on a conditional license that said he had to pass 2 random tests. The conditions applied to his license for the Brock Lesnar fight. By failing those conditions, he violated the terms of that license and thus the license would not be valid and the fight should be turned into a no contest.
6-1-1, although the NSAC shouldn't have allowed the fight based on the facts that his blood-test was administered by his personal doctor outside of the lab and his urine tests were 4+ weeks after request.
So who would he have fought? Probably some can and his record would most likely be 7-1.
>>68407590
>Only won World Grand Prix because the guy who beat him dropped out
He won the Grand Prix in Fukuoka because Sefo dropped out. He won the actual K-1 World Grand Prix in 2001 because he TKO'd Adam Watt, Knocked out Jerome Le Banner, then beat Stefan Leko and Francisco Filho
>>68406024
>implying that isnt a good song
heem is dead
>>68407938
WAKE THE FUCK UP JON
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here."
good morning, mma connoisseurs
daily reminder that macdonald thomson is literally this saturday
>>68408113
>>68408215
kek
need to shoop dom's hair on the last pic though at a first look it still looks like rogan
*cusses internally*
Gonna dump some webms lads
>>68408321
That Arlovski celebration is great.
On Bryan Caraway's Instagram
I saw Bryan Caraway at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>68408494
holy shit is this real??? what a dick
>>68399407
I don't think it's that controversial.
I don't think that the Brock fight at 200 had already been agreed upon 6 months ago and Dana just kept it secret so Brock wouldn't get tested.
I think they started working on arranging the fight with Brock when Mark Hunt was told to "stay ready for UFC 200", which was 2 weeks ago. As soon as the deal was done it was announced.
He still gets tested for a whole month before the fight which is more than can be said for anyone like Schaub, or 90% of Hunt's opponents.
>>68408600
Would him being off of steriods (allegedly) for an entire month effect him? Would he lose a shitton of muscle and power without the roids?
I'll admit I know nothing about steroids.
>>68408650
bork is clean, he just has good genetics
>>68408635
>there are people who rate Blowjob Penn
I honestly hope Brock gets heem'd.
He doesn't deserve to win a fight after not training for years just because he's a human silverback.
>tfw tutor
>tfw was supposed to tutor again today
>didnt show up again(3rd time in a row now)
does it ever end lads
do you guys think that brock can wrestle mark hunt
>>68408812
Hunt doesn't have the greatest TDD and he's pretty useless of his back. It could be Stipe–Hunt all over again. But Brock doesn't like to get hit, and he probably hasn't been seriously training his striking or his wrestling in 5 years. I think Hunt will land, and when he does Brock will gladly quit while thinking about the paycheck that awaits him
>>68408812
dunno, didn't his sister get raped or something?
isn't that why he doesn't wrestle
>mfw Brock gets heemed
>tfw i could permaheem every here
Give my technique a quick rate lads.
https://vine.co/v/iLZ0T3KrIIP
Lads, today is international meat free day. I hope you are all behaving like true fight fans and not eating any meat.
>>68398889
Fucking shit op shit edition
Delet this delet delet DELET IT
ree.
>>68399300
>grown man with literal sweaty crotch and ass doing le skateboarding like its 2002 and he's still a teenager
>>68408977
why ASP?
>>68400270
Seriously think this would do great numbers
>>68408997
this 'sport' is fake bro
>>68401952
>tfw Dominick brings a machinegun to the next UFC press conference and permaheems Dana and 50 other people there
you guys really need to get your guns under control
>>68402135
why did this happen
>>68409040
MMA is the only real sport. Everything else is mandrama and capeshit.
>begging for food
lmao
>>68401981
What was this? I don't watch Bellator but why are they stood in the cage having a 1to1 conversation with a microphone, literally just like wwe? Why did this happen?
>>68409102
who the fuck threw that?!
>>68409115
bellator does a lot of cringey mandrama shit
I can heem every here
>>68409040
how did you get into my country
better stay home australia day cunt
>>68409119
Dana
>>68409115
It's Bellator dude. Don't question their mandrama
>>68409109
I would have Mitrione over honestly
>>68409126
absolutely disgusting
>>68409053
>hey our kid is an asshole, wat do
>let's send him to MMA class, that will teach him respect and modesty
>Joe Rogan said martial arts will dissolve your ego
>not a sport.webm
I like martial arts but it ruins kids unless you teach it the traditional way. Most MMA guys act like that Cobra Kai guy.
where is the new thread ameribro
>>68409185
shhh. We don't want to upset the tard who rages over new OPs being linked 10 posts early
>>68409176
Yeah, my sifu also always tells me that
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>>68409232
>>68409232
>>68409232
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>>68409232
>>68409232
>>68409232
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>>68409232
>>68409232
>>68409176
you're an idiot
>>68408494
why are we forcing /mu/ memes on /heem/?
500th for Schaub
>>68409360
I thought it was a /tv/ meme
>>68409088
those are good boys who need more government programs
they don't have enough money to buy the clothes and video games they want so they have to find it somehow
>>68409088
>guy walking past a group of blacks looking like that
It was probably just a robbery, but looking at the guy he looks a bit like a pussy faggot, you know.
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