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>>68368414
>This OP
>>68368553
Best for a while
Hi I'm Mike, I like WWE, Dominos and my job is watching women's teams you've probably never heard of.
Croatia WIN
>>68368615
has to be juveguy
>>68368615
Albania detected
>>68368615
Post the link
>>68368414
Hi, I'm new :)
Who is Euan and where can i find his tips? I need money for protitutes.
>>68368680
https://twitter.com/mikecafc
>>68368615
Can't diss the lad's barnet though
Reminder to check out my tip :) >>68368724
>>68368709
https://tipstertube.com/profile/t4tw
what is the bet for Poland - North Ireland?
DEFINITELY Albania
Fomat Martin -1.25 MEDIUM. Teamsheets lids.
https://tipstertube.com/post/64823
FUCK
Any recommendations where to bet on the US election as a European?
>>68368867
Almost got the England one too
>>68368961
betfair you silly kraut
>>68368963
IS QATARBRO BACK?!
>>68368851
surreal
>>68368851
Surreal.
On Talsi/FK Laidze -0.5 MEDIUM
Will add info in a sec
>>68368851
Get a TT already lid, missed this zzz
What is THE bet for poland.
>>68368851
ffs. Small from here or still med with this rball?
>>68369072
Priced from last year’s table I think, where Talsi were missing key players who have now returned. They’ve scored 12 goals in their first 2 games whereas FK Nica have looked poor so far, losing 3-0 to Grobinas.
>>68369007
I wish, got too busy with irl stuff
/bet/ has changed too
>>68369128
overs
https://tipstertube.com/post/64951
>>68368978
I get 404 on every page that has anything to do with the Pres. election on betfair you silly Kiwi
>>68369128
Lewandowski to score
>>68369273
Please have sex.
>>68369325
Have coitus
Just missclicked over 2.5 large in the poland game rather than the germany game and can't sell it. Lewandowski better net 3
>>68369188
Also have a tiny on HT/FT
>>68369326
>>68369325
>>68369448
norway pls thought you were reasonable
>>68369448
might chuck a few grubby 10NOKs on for banter
>Poland SW @ 1.8
bookie trap innit?
Contemplating an O1.5 bankroll on poland
Ireland are basically English. Come on you boys in green.
I have 16€ left to bet. What sould I do for the games today
Reback -1.25 small from 2-0, was waiting for -1 but this could be utter rape
>>68369570
tell that to Gerry Adams mate
>>68369611
tbf if you're in a situationen where you go "i have 16€ to bet" u prolly shouldn't bet
OVERS THOUGH
>>68369481
>>68369506
[spoiler]It's just a free bet[/spoilersdontwork]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>68369566
Would not. Irish are decent defensively. Lafferty will do the job.
hass...
SO SO GOOD
>>68369645
that's the cash left on my account
>>68369701
>booming a 1 goal lead in Latvia D2
First week betting?
Surely Grigg's will score
Hutch surreal
>>68369746
first week on /bet/?
>>68369750
He's in form
Euan crossed over 200.. does that mean?
>>68368787
Seen it and considering lumping some denarii on. Lost so much in the last 3 days, I might aswell just go with this.
>>68369892
post last 10 bets
genuinely curious here
>>68369819
Hopefully desu
>>68369892
I remember you bragging about a 17 win streak and now you've resorted to sucking off Juveguy for tips.
Shambles
>>68368787
put some change on it 2bh
Contemplating the O3.5 corners for North Ireland bankroll. They have gotten at least 4 in their last 15 matches. (!) @1.78
thoughts
>>68369974
>gotten
>>68369800
He's on fire
>>68370083
He's red hot
>>68369955
>implying my tips are bad
>>68370083
I hear the Polish defence is terrified
Have the bookies factored in Northern Ireland's heart and desire into their price?
>>68368787
I believe in you Matthias.
Reminder that Poland to win to nil is THE tip
Reminder that this game will be, uhh, as the German would call it... a "goalfest"
>>68370182
No, on huge
>>68370124
HE'S OUR STRIKER AND HE'S ON FIIIIRE
HOTTER THAN MITROOOOVIC
SCORING GOALS HOME AND AWAY
OHHHHHH HE'S ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
pmsl. log into TT and see this
Poland to kick off
Good luck.
>>68370383
He has been top since yesterday, he'll choke it away before long.
>>68369919
>>68369955
Think I'm probably just overly dramatic, haven't actually lost as much as I thought, I'm just very frustrated.
Elverum -0.5
Leobendorf -0.5
Edelweiss -0.5
Vestfossen -0.5
Inter Alpha -1
Adelaide slags Over 6.5
Mexico
Sharks
Fresno
HK Vikingur Women -0.5
>>68370450
didn't he sell his account?
>>68370481
Albania didn't want to get doxxed so didn't pay, guess nobody else paid up either.
>>68370405
>Impersonating a legend
>>68370481
No one bought it. Offer of 30 quid still u[p
>>68370383
Reckon you can still catch up if you only start tipping now?
Renfrew won 5-0
>>68370634
Probably. Most people are negative and you only really need is one fluke tip
>Northern Ireland singing OUR national anthem
disgusting
>>68370657
World
>>68370634
Yeah
If england played norn iron would they play the anthem once or twice?
>>68370672
it's the UK anthem
>>68370657
Unreal lid x
>>68370657
>1/10
ffs
>>68370657
Someone tweet this to Albania
>Norn Iron playing 7 defenders
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Up absolute mums today, about time since last few days have been shit x
Up insane today. NEEDED this so badly.
Euan how can I donate money to you? I don't feel it fair that I've made this much off your tips for free
poland -2 corners mainstream special
love you bt
>>68370998
hup
>>68370657
This was the worldie btw. Needed rball to see if I was right though
>>68370670
Did your England tip count for the competition? Thought only tips that are automatically verified are accepted.
>>68371159
Being genuine here mate >>68370994
Poland RT6 + Poland FG
>>68371300
Croatia fucked me on O6.5 they refused to cross the ball the dickheads.
>>68371337
With you lid
Curious as to what does BT's model say about Frystak game.
>>68371178
It was automatically verified
Last two digits are the minutes for Poland's first goal
>>68370998
>4-0
hup hup
>>68371850
First Half fags btfo
>>68371780
Oh okay, thought that was a custom one
>>68371850
Need that FH goal desu
How's Poland looking so far?
>>68371985
Why don't you watch the game and found out?
>>68371985
Like they aren't going to get the 3-0 win I bet on
>>68372047
I do now, but I have missed 25 minutes.
>>68371985
Northern ireland far in control, looking world class.
>>68371985
Up 4-0 on corners so my bets looking good
Do i lump on poland -4 corners?
Would love Lewandowski to score the first one
>>68371985
Awful. Pointless balls into the box. No dynamism about the attack. Will get shut out and caught on the counter/set piece
>>68372114
Should I just post >You right now or wait until full time?
>>68372100
Me too.
>>68372141
Prefer full time lid.
>>68372141
If you >you know the only >yous that will get is you is >you
>>68372154
What's your plan for the riskfree bet?
>>68372114
NEARLY had egg on my face
Will I be more likely to be limited on 365 if i have a 4 figure balance?
>>68372314
More likely yeah. Happened to me after I hit 2k a couple years ago
Too much on Germany -1 ah
>>68372314
fuck off humble bragger
>>68372212
No idea, my main bet was just Germany to win for 25...
What were you thinking
>>68372388
They always start horribly
Need poland goal before halftime more than juveguy needs donations
>>68368787
>KIL still haven't scored
>>68372466
Delete this
That Latvian team just went up 2-1 so thanks to the fella who mentioned it. Went real small on it but nice
Need this Polish fh goal like AIR
On Dalkurd FK -0.25 from 1-0 down for a small
>>68372525
Yeah FK Nica's keeper's had the game of her life, 18 shots on target and 2 conceded
>>68372370
Just hit 1.2k today thanks to Euan and 11 wins in a row. Should I withdraw and hope for the best or is it too late?
Took a -6 handi on Polish corners.
>>68372590
>withdraw
More likely to get limited that way. They don't like people withdrawing large sums.
>>68372608
If NIR get two I'd be surprised
>>68372590
Lend me five of those pounds
>>68372650
Cheers lad, I'll just leave it
>>68372608
I've just been waiting and waiting, -2,3,4,5, was a worldie and im seething.
>its a pooland loses episode
Hass, in which part of UK do you live in lad?
>>68368787
KIL 1-0 down I am coming for you
>>68372420
Haven't really looked at it yet, but I'm gonna stay away from a SW bet, odds are too bad.
>>68368787
>>68372507
fucks sake norway
>>68372965
might be dead before you get here desu
>>68372953
Near Cornwall lid
3-1
Bet won x
Poland -9 corners?
>>68373138
kek. didn't know global warming is that effective in moving land.
:^)
>>68373138
Sure you are not from Essex? ;)
Emailed your father to help you for your (haram) gambling addiction.
Think i need to stop betting when tired, this large on over 2.5 in poland game gonna be the reason i kill myself
>>68373138
>Near Cornwall
you mean Devon?
>>68373189
Took it
>>68373227
SP plz
Poland scores in the 50th minute. Don't worry. Put a fiver on it @ 32
Poland 10 shots, Ireland ZERO
Poland to Win at Nil still the best
>>68368787
>>68372994
>>68373004
Rball looks like shit as well. You watching the game, lad? S E E T H I N G
>>68373411
>albania doxxin
>>68373411
Bessus pls go
>>68373411
Pathetic. To think I nearly accepted £40 from you
>can cash out right now for 30 cents less profit
risky
>>68372567
on this 2bh
>>68373411
S H A K I N G
SP pulling so SO many strings on /bet/
>>68373508
Why wouldn't you? Maybe I'm a pussy but if I get offered a cashout that gives me a tidy sum and prevents me from losing my stake, I will take it.
Usually I say if I'm within 10% of the full payout
>>68373411
pmsl here we go. SP up to his old tricks again
>>68373652
Nah man of course I will. No reason not to desu
>>68373798
Surreal.
>>68373798
Pmsl
Albania doesn't fuck around lol
Hmm, post DELETED.
Are you a janni as well? Strange. This takes things to another level.
Tipping this now because it's starting to get hit. I've pre staked Malawi +0.25 from earlier pretty decent stake on, however would still take -0.25 at 1.91 (asia).
Basically Malawai have named a near full strength squad and are serious about winning this tournament.
"Malawi have named a near full-strength squad for the 2016 COSAFA Castle Cup that includes stalwarts such as Josephy Kamwendo and Harry Nyirenda."
Coach Ernest Mtawali has set his sights on the title this year and has called up a strong squad with plenty of COSAFA Castle Cup experience.
Aside from Kamwendo and Nyirenda, he has also included South Africa-based Limbikani Mzava, Gerald Phiri and Gabadinho Mhango, as well as former PSL players John Banda, Chiukepo Msowoya and Peter Wadabwa.
It is a major statement of intent from Mtawali, who is hoping to steer Malawi to their first ever COSAFA Castle Cup crown."
Angola on the other hand have brought their u20s, who played 24 hours ago in Gabon and have had a 3700km journey here today so their players are going to be fucked.
"Day two of the COSAFA Castle Cup on Sunday sees a youthful Angola enter the fray just 24 hours after they lost 1-0 to Gabon in a African Under-20 Championship qualifier in Libreville.
The Angolans still advanced in the tie 3-1 on aggregate, but have had to make a mad dash to Windhoek in Namibia to face Malawi in their Group B opener.
The side is a snapshot of the future of Angolan football, including 15-year-old Eduardo Joao Bunga.
They come up against a much more experienced Malawi side, who have PSL stars both past and present in the form of ex-Orlando Pirates midfielder Josephy Kamwendo, and soon to be BidVest Wits striker Gabadinho Mhango and Black Leopards defender Harry Nyirenda."
Basically a strong fresh Malawi side v Angolan u20 side who just played yesterday and will be jet lagged as fuck. +0.25 was a gift imo but -0.25 is still a worth a decent stake.
This off topic is worse than tinder posting.
What's the fucking bet.
>>68373798
PMSL I don't give a shit you slug.
>>68373411
allah akbar
>>68373873
Poland to score
>>68373857
delete this
Forgive my ignorance but who would take a penalty for Poland?
>>68373877
>wrong trip
Hassan shaking
JUVE GUY :O:O:O
GET IIIIIN
>It wasn't Lewandowski
Fuck
>>68373352
Oh jesus christ
JUVE JUVE JUVE
POLAND SCORE ON THE 50 SURREAL
>>68371850
what the fuck
JUVE GUY WHAT THE FUCK
Bookies HATE him
why the fuck did i take that norway tip
Scared at juveguy's recent wizardry desu
JUVEGUY JUVEGUY JUVEGUYJUVEGUYJUVEGUY JUVEGUY JUVEGUYJUVEGUY JUVEGUY JUVEGUYJUVEGUYJUVEGUYJUVEGUYJUVEGUY
/bet/ magic, friends
>>68371850
NEED JUVEGUY TO POST WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS
scared Juve's had a heart attack with all this excitement. Need to see him gloating desu
>>68371850
w0w
>>68374062
Point taken lid, apologies x
>>68371850
wew lad
IMAGINE if he could have TT'd it
for fucks sake
>>68374270
No one lent me any money to put on it
fuming desu
>>68374231
scared about having to knock you off the #1 spot in the near future, lid.
Someone needs to edit the /bet/ trip chart and move Juveguy right to BT
>>68374435
>Germany v Ukraine
>Draw
Nearly had me there
>>68374489
Move Norway to a new sublevel below the bottom
>KIL btfo
Fuck's sake
been a world day for the celebrities of /bet/ tbqh
>>68374506
it's what the shrewd money's on, lid. Ends 2-2. I have a 177.5% ROI mate, literally cant be wrong
Who's backing Zamora -0.75 with me?
>>68374609
Never mind, wrong Zamora pmsl
>>68374577
pls no ; ;
Do think both will score though
>>68374722
Getting a bit pathetic m8
>>68374733
>>68374750
Says the man that begs for money pmsl
>>68374722
/bet/ mafia
>>68374733
pmsl
feel like westy should be downgraded
Can someone post the pic of Mackers throwing his Euros tickets at the black people? PLS
>>68374733
>>68374733
HEARTILY CHUCKLED
>>68374715
I wanted to TT draw/BTTS but odds werent worth it
>>68374722
Why do YOU care if tips are leaked?
Come on Poland get a second
Thanks fuck i never went for poland -7 corners
NEED Polish corners
>>68374890
more people bet, my accounts get chinned faster.
Think Sara Tomic is worth a small at 3.75, lotto shit but she's been decent lately.
>>68374890
It's annoying when Hass posts about what Kurt is on when if you're not in the group already you miss the line anyway, plus I pay for Kurt, what's the point if Hass or some other cunt is gonna leak? Same goes for the Me Gusta guy, dunno how he hasn't been stopped yet
>>68374938
But they only limit profitable bettors
>>68375002
>dunno how he hasn't been stopped yet
He will soon, working on it. Close to cracking the case.
>>68375002
stealing/posting tips is still contributing to the thread at least, proxy albania cunt is just here to shitpost.
>>68375059
>he wants people to pay to share a mutual friend with Christian Rees
PLEASE HAVE SEX
NEED an Polish goal like air
>>68373867
>Slept on this
FFS
>>68375059
>crying about tip piracy
>>68375242
Not sure if you're retarded. Why would you expect goals in a game like this? What suggested it in your research?
>>68375059
Rudi, please.
Any idea how bookies typically settle awarded games? Have a couple quid on the Foggia game and it looks like they're going to call it because fans are throwing frozen water bottles at the players
Need KIL to equalise in the last 10 mins
>>68375371
All my research points to it
pic related
>>68375506
magic!!!! 222
ONE MORE would be beyond unreal
>>68375506
Holy shit please keep it like this
CMON KIL
WE ONLY WANT 1 MORE!
>>68373867
Info checks out, need ARP to tip this
On so so much
KIL ARE DOING IT
>>68375558
What is this, an image for ants?
Thinking of opening a hairdressers aimed specifically at Eurasians.
Turkish Hairlines.
a wild flatanon tip appears.
The end of my post is the minute KIL score in ET
>>68375751
SPECIAL ON
>>68375745
Really hope a mod bans you just for how bad that joke is.
>>68375751
On medium
>>68375751
Where?
>>68376192
twitter / flatanon
>>68375751
not sure i want to be on this wild ride, med on place small on win though
>>68376192
nowhere anon he's just memeing :)
Fuck me, 2-2 full time.
>>68376259
Can you Ausfags not just do e/w?
>>68376259
Thank you kind friend
Poland are shocking
>>68376330
sure, would rather not 50/50 split it though, I feel like most of flatanon's tips always run a place(mainly 3rd)
FFS
Where is the flat anon tip? Can't see it anywhere
>>68376608
Posted in the last thread you blind fuck
>>68376662
Just post it here now
What is THE bet for germany Ukraine?
Please be shrewd if you reply, i'd like to win for a change.
Save the bees
I dont fancy it though
>>68376715
Carlisle 16:00. Tectonic. 11 e/w.
>>68376745
>>68376745
SMASH overs, germany are going to win BIG
>tfw you miss an ENTIRE day of WORLD Euan tips
FUCK
>>68376798
Can't tell if you're trolling me
>>68377073
hes not lid
>>68377073
SAVE THE FUCKING BEES
>>68377073
I'm insulted you would question my integrity like that anon
so so so so so SO SO SO LARGE on germany
>5 minutes of stoppage time
>team scores in 90+8
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68377355
wins tbqh
>>68377349
Confirmed troll
Made me tip. Please follow
how is juveguy at the top of the TT comp actuallying PMSL
>>68377511
Tipping the opposite of my bets. Went large on England, tipped a draw. Went -2 on Switzerland, tipped 1-0
>we're all pulling for you.
up insane!
first thing to do is buying 10 g's of devil's lettuce tommorow
>>68377817
>you're not
smhfam
Lads need flatanons tip
>tfw Euan is moments away from going paid
who /Germany-1/ here?
>>68378229
On -2 and -1
>>68378229
aye, european here
Renfrew not being paid out?
>>68378198
>tfw Euan has agreed to let you stay for free
feels good lad
SHAKING in anticipation for a flatanon write-up
there will be so much tears from you worms after germany barely wins 1-0 :)
>>68378329
still unsettled for me la
honored to be a part of this /bet/ dominance, lads.
>>68378443
/bet/ IS tt.
/bet/ IS tt
>>68378443
what is that ?
>>68378845
just read the filename. dumb question
>All these 2-0, 3-0, Germany -1 tips
Am I the only one who thinks it's going to be closer and that Germany will concede?
>>68379133
Need to see the Ukrainian line up to decide that tbqh.
>>68379133
I put on 2-1 Germany
>>68379133
>implying Ukraine will get men forward to try to score
1-0
maybe 2-0
>>68379133
Lotto desu
>>68379133
>>68379214
Seen it. Konoplyanka and Yarmalenko can cause them problems.
>>68379222
Put money on 2-1 and 2-0 yesterday
My last unsettled bets. NEED them to win or I'm on nuttin
Carlisle 16:00
Save the Bees was second in this last year behind Tectonic but the latter had the run of the race.
The key to StB is him being able to set steady fractions on the front end and he doesn't look to have too much competition for the lead today.
StB has run well on his last two starts and will appreciate the drop in class here. His last win was July of last year off a mark of 73 and he runs tomorrow off 68 minus Ger O'Neill's 7lb claim, so effectively 61. His rider is inexperienced with only 9 starts but they're all for Declan Carroll and that's included a winner and two places, with the rest all being unfancied.
He's well berthed in stall 5 and won't mind any change in conditions as he's won on all types of ground.
He's run 3 times at Carlisle, all over today's distance, with form reading 121.
Rivals wise, the aforementioned Tectonic is well handicapped but doesn't win often. Red Charmer has won his last two and is potentially still on a good mark judging by past form, but he beat some poor horses LTO and an 8lb rise in a better race may be enough to halt him for now.
Our Kylie is the fav and standout danger. She has won two handicap hurdles since joining Brian Ellison, the latter off 107(-5), so call it 102, and she runs off 59(-5) today, so 54; using the roughly agreed 35-40lb difference in flat/jump ratings that potentially leaves her 8-13 or so pounds 'well in', so improvement now back on the flat would be no great surprise, however at 6/4 you can keep her.
At 7/1 I thought Save the Bees was a top each way bet, I had him around 5/1 and there's 6/1 still available.
>>68379364
on MONUMENTAL
>>68379364
thanks bud
>>68379364
Just took out a loan at wonga.
>>68379364
7k on this lol
ukraine +1 ah mainstream special, germany tez
What should my free in play bet be lads?
>>68380625
this!
>>68380625
Cheers Nick
>>68380759
Please respond
>>68381211
Unders corners first half
>>68380625
Nick's lost his head. Germany looking REALLY strong here
>>68373867
3-0 x
>Hector
if someone is a bad tipster, wouldn't it be a good idea to just bet against them consistently?
Stupid question here, but if my original bet was Germany to win at 1.60 why shouldn't my free in play bet be Ukraine/Draw at 2.1?
>Germany wins, I get paid out at 1.6
>Ukraine wins or draw, I get paid out at 2.1 less my 25 EUR bet on Germany
>>68381802
>Left back
>Weak footed volley
>Also slips
Fucking hell he's terrible
TEARS p1
>tfw Germany o0.5
>>68381868
nibs
YES BANG GOFF BTFO
TEARS p2
>on X/1
>>68382154
>>68381965
would love to see mackers come back with a fractured cheekbone
>>68382163
>on 1/1
>>68382154
Had it coming lol
>>68382039
>A British slang term used, jokingly, to refer to someone who is a bit full of themself, snobbish, and/or aristocratic. Who, basically, has an over-large ego.
Sorry I don't understand
germany v impressive
>>68382252
>there are people out there that cannot handle this bantz
juve m8 those aren't the players kids
they are mascots
they win competitions or something to be there
i'm seriously questioning your football knowledge now
>>68382357
Wasn't a free kick, cheating cunts
>>68382252
PMSL that is quality bantz
>>68382398
>getting trolled
>>68382252
that's fucking hilarious
>>68382252
https://twitter.com/sundayshoutsfc/status/741557603633762304
>>68382559
>damage control activated
>i..i..was just trolling lads
>>68382622
He's having fun wtf people made it out to be like he was getting abused.
KHEDIRA PLS
>>68382815
It's all just friendly banter from a couple english lads. It's just the media making it look like hooligans and actual fights. Just a couple blokes having a couple pints and testing a few chins, nothing more.
Since none of you fags wanted to help, I took race to 5 corners Germany at 2.37... FML
Hass you're funny m8. Bankrolling this game. Ukraine have had opportunities.
>>68382968
>Down 4-2 in corners
>back to back corners
ONE MORE COME ON
>>68382968
shut your mouth you cunt
im on germany for race to 7 corners
your problems are nothing
>>68383080
hope it loses.
>>68383017
Yep I've realised I've made a grave mistake.
Just wanted to get in the tourney action :(
Juveguy when is next germany goal
>>68383219
Are you actually on Germany -1?
OH FUCK
Just remembered in play bets don't count
>>68383080
pmsl
>>68383442
You muppet
>>68383174
I lost no money anyway. Still salty about only being able to draw against Russia?
>>68383791
Very
>>68383856
Ok, I understand. Better luck against Wales m80
>>68383359
No I don't have any money on this, I'm just SEETHING that Juveguy is top in the competition
>>68383791
salty about these Ukraine no-goals desu
>>68383934
I'm American, I'm a little salty about it too because of the trolling possibilities.
Getting TIRED of all this CP in the match threads. Might move over to /r/soccer
this storm is playing HAVOC with my satellite signal
tfw you backed -2 germ corners
>>68384060
>He doesnt enjoy it
pmsl
>>68384060
there's literally no benefit to even opening the match threads
you lose IQ points just doing so
>>68384151
You must stay in one of those Paki Zones in East London
>>68384198
trip on hass
Thinking about just doing 1/10 stakes from now on once I hit 100 profit. Should that be good enough?
>>68384320
He's from Chelmsford lid
>>68384151
switch to iptv or cable.
>>68384424
t. Albania
>>68384401
Think you can more or less stop at 100 and still win tbqh
>>68384401
does x/10 staking make a diff?
>>68384559
Determines your profit.
Assume 10/10 = £10 and 1/10 = £1
>>68384401
what does juve mean?
>>68384543
There'll always be some random cunt fluking out something @ odds of 20 but it might be good enough for a prize
>>68382968
REDEMPTION
>>68384736
Thank cunt gonna be me desu
>>68384507
How is iptv?
>>68384676
LONG story lad
>>68384676
Lifelong Juventus supporter
>>68384833
good lad. bt tv isn't too bad. assuming they are your isp.
How much did this cost you?
>>68385116
made me 50 quid.
>>68385116
Potentially 600 euros
Ukraine DC SPESH STEAK
Had a chance of winning £100 of that game. SO pissed :/ :(
>>68385116
Missed out on 18£ on a risk-free bet. Gf was happy though.
>>68385116
was good for us bookies ;^)
>>68385271
post pics of gf
>>68385116
50 but it was pretty much just a fun bet.
Wasn't so fun.
Watched with russian friends and they celebrated the tie like a win
Imagine getting so HAMMERED you go missing for a few days
>>68385635
zzzzzzzzzzzzz mobile posters pls go
>>68385635
good banter desu
>>68385718
>He sits on front of his computer all day
>>68385718
>le Vodafone man
>>68385861
>he doesn't
>>68385403
Paypal juve 20£ and I'll do it
>>68385984
nudes?
>>68384833
very good
>>68385984
based
what happened to the first half Ukraine?
WC was btts o 2.5, is this BTTNS u 2.5?
really need another german goal. 2-0, 2-1 finish please
>>68386327
it finished over half an hour ago
>>68386094
Nudes are 200£
Down £30 on norway tips. Ill have a bang on brazil tonight
nothings going my way
i think i'm done with the euros
EVERYTHING going my way.
will stop begging for money for a week if germany score one more
Some things going my way, some things not
Need this germany goal asap or suicide
>He's placed a bet in 2016
>>68386801
haha I remember this gimmick too :)
>>68386763
it's happening SOON
Last two digits of my post are the minute that Germany will score, in the style of Juve.
Right lids flying down to London for a job interview so who's keen for the /bet/ meetup this weekend/possibly going to Ascot? Also wanting to find a kinder egg or two but not sure how to go about it without coming across quite creepy
last two digits for time of germany's second goal
>>68386999
3-1 3-0 best resusts lad. Come on schurrli
>>68387058
Chingford meetup 19/06 confirmed
Germany 2nd goal SMED
VERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468724
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468724
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468724
>>68387058
Ascot is Tues till Thurs
>>68387244
who /manlet/ here
>>68387058
I'll head to heathrow with you and find some south american kinder eggs.
>>68387310
5 feet 9 manlet reporting in
>>68387244
>cm
Are you fucking kidding me Tintin
>>68387244
>measuring height in cm
v v confused
>>68387355
>5'6
>>68387244
180cm and 63kg here
>>68387355
GERMANY FUCKING HELL
>>68387513
>>/fa/
>>68387095
Planning on leaving on the Sunday lid
>>68387292
Ascot is a 5 day event is it not?
>>68387334
Nice although my Spanish is non existent so you'll have to do the talking for me
I'm done lads. Fucking germany.
HOW is Juveguy going to win 600 euros.
Down HUGE
>>68387790
are we allowed to make multiple accounts for the comp
Juve did it again!
So so happy for juve
APOLOGISE
>>68387651
no hay problema amigo
UNLUCKY NICKY BOY
fucking schweini just cost me 20€
Goffy in tears pmsl
FATSTEIGER CAN BARELY WALK PMSL
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND V
>tfw NO LONGER bankrupt
What did Goff do?
>>68388156
>50p
>>68388203
put 10% of his company's yearly profits on Ukraine +1
Need to chase losses wtb
>>68388203
+1 Ukraine
>>68388298
I have a utter worldly lined up
>>68385116
50% of my bank roll.
But made it back in hermany
Kinda upset I overestimated Ukraine
Setting the line at o/u 2.5 days for Juveguy to lose his roll again
>tfw my mom tipped 2-0 and is shrewder than me
Renfrew Women won 5-0.
Surreal day.
Hass you made me BUY another IP, you will PAY for this lid.
my qualifying bet for the risk free offer wont settle automatically, are they trying to trick me into cashing out so i dont get a refund?
Won back my money on BJ do i keep going?
>>68388365
Gonna miserly bet with no more than 50p
Had enough with bankrolling Euan's tips and losing horrible
Ecuador v Haiti o2.5 imo
>>68387651
my mistake friend, ends on sat
I know Juves stake are tez but you can't fault the mans crazy bets
>>68388697
Ecuador win lid. Get on flatanons tip
>all those people with correct score 2:0
gonna be overtaken :(
>>68388447
pmsl
should've resat your router lid
My American model has unders ALL over the NWSL games tonight
btw a randomer on TT just sent me a fiver for my tips. need to milk my top ranking for a bit longer
>>68388447
>BUY another IP
wot?
>can't log into unibet
PLEASE I need to chase losses
>>68389001
he's memeing. no way in fuck his ip is static.
>>68388968
Juve you cunt. Let me follow you. I sent you a fiver since I won on Brazil.
BOOM I AM £80 UP ON BLACKJACK!
>>68389170
who are you? i have over 30 requests
>>68389175
Show me
>>68389194
One sec will send. TipsterIbs.
>>68389194
Just a cheeky lad
>>68389312
>FIFA 13
>uTorrent
>VLC
>FIFA 14
>Firefox with /bet/ and betfair open
Degenerate detected
>>68389250
Lost my first tip. Saddened.
>>68389412
We only fall to pick ourselves up again mate
Pic related, case in point:
>>68389532
It doesn't come up on my win loss thing?
Renfrew settlement W H E N ? ? ?
>>68389549
If it was a custom event you have to settle it yourself, and if it wasn't, it takes around 24 hours to do so
>>68389597
Wondering the same pal
Cheers to the anon who tipped Malawi btw, there's big money to be made in this tournament it seems
>>68389731
Was tipped in PGA m8
>>68389731
wasnt it a friendly?
To the Mosque on my hands and knees for an Ecuador and Brazil win
>>68389312
>1366x768
>utorrent
>vlc
>blackjack online
>>68389372
nothing wrong with furryfox or betfair exchange you mug
>>68389812
Im on a laptop. Whats wrong with utorrent and vlc? Work perectly fine.
>>68389807
doing a cheeky double
shite odds though
>>68389794
COSAFA Castle Cup
>>68389807
Haven't checked the line but I'd be all over the handi for Ecuador up to 2.25
>>68389865
Had it with Croatia and Germany lid.
>>68388156
genuine little giggle at this
The state of my pretournament team
give me one reason i shouldn't go big on the germans blitzkrieged the euros.
Have you heard of "Packing"? Reinartz just presented his model to predict the outcome of games and he claims using the data of the last Bundesliga season it's accuracy was 86%.
>>68389967
v v concerned about the lack of points from Muller
>It's been 201 days
>>68389994
Need to add, I think it's only really useful for analysing past games.
>>68390037
Going to need a worldie from Joao and CS from Spain.
>>68390061
Its been one week
Bloody students.
Ohh I don't do anything all day, but ohh I need more money to do it.
>>68390304
>Graduate in media with no job
>>68390304
Haven't seen this in a long LONG time
>>68390335
wageslaving is awful lid
>>68389994
>>68390066
looks interesting though
reading from here: http://bundesligafanatic.com/impect-packing-the-future-of-football-analytics-is-here/
>>68390453
>During the Euros 2016 German #1 network ARD will use Packing-Rate in broadcasts.
Gonna keep an eye on that
>>68390453
Assessing instances in games based on "quality" seems fairly inaccurate to me lid.
You might as well just read match reports on how well a team played and quantify it like metacritic if you're taking the >quality stance.
has anybody received their winning from renfrew? still waiting myself
>Lateysha into 9
WEW lads
Also had to single handily annihilate the price on Hughie after tonight, too too funny
Threw some shekels on Ecuador -1 1st half and 1.5 total 1st half. Brazil -1.5 and o1.5 team goals.
Smart or addict bet? Or both?
>>68390791
>addict
no lid :-(
>>68390791
Addict.
Still need pics of that Germans head tbqh just cannot imagine it.
small change on Santa Cruz v Santos o2.5
>>68390817
>>68390829
>toss some fun bets on Euros
>immediately start gambling on hockey and Copa
Only $1 bets at least
>>68390788
>Lateysha
Why though? She was a bit of a bitch on the valleys. Scotty T was the bet of the year though
>>68390861
Forget about it, it looks normal.
>>68390926
What was wrong with it? Relatively new.
Really like the look of Portland Thorns +0.5
>>68390938
It's unusually small and narrow
>>68390941
Doesn't seem to be much between the two teams, Portland doesn't seem like it should be a significant underdog here, with 9 international players
Who's the best tipper on TT?
pic related
>>68390923
I don't think she'll win from what I've seen but she'll go far, its just Lateysha was way over priced considering her following and there is a lot of love for her as well as the hate. I'm already quite green cause I got on @17.5 and rebacked @22 so can get out fairly easily if I want
Also on unders, two of the best defensive records in the league so far
med on Ecuador -2.75
>>68391234
Can you give me a solid tip to bankroll?
>>68391297
>not a smed on -3ah
>>68391327
Ecuador -2
>>68391352
Thank you
>>68391336
>>68391297
>mfw Brazil opened at -2
>>68390304
I read a book a week
>>68391439
What books?
>>68391439
>tfw like reading in parks or public places
>just bought Lolita
>can't read it anywhere except home
>>68391439
Always tell myself to do the same but never go through with it tbqh
>>68391496
>he doesn't own a kindle
wew
>>68391522
Considered looking into it desu but what's the point of reading Hemingway if nobody can see the cover?
Portland are DOMINATING here
>tfw work tomorrow
medium on Ecuador -3 Euro handi
Weather so tez this weekend actually had to pull out the Vit D tablets again ffs
>>68391698
what's the dif between euro and asian handi
>>68391551
hope so
Large on the Haiti + handi all the mugs overreacting cause they got blown out by Brazil value on the + now if you are a bird and not a worm
anyone watching copa? what bets are you all taking? I've got some moolar on -2.75 and -3.25 but not sure what else to lump on
>>68391769
kek, that goalkeeping
this team has the best defensive record in the league.
1st half result looks good :)
>>68391828
Swedcuck knows, +3AH is a solid medium
>>68391914
will they win the 2nd?
>10 seconds in
>Still 0-0
>>68392005
Let me ask my 8 ball pmsl
Not sure desu, If you got on the + we should be fine
>>68392008
SHAKEN
>>68392005
stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4-C78dTVM
Haiti penned in like pigs
Put 50% of the roll on over 1.5 FH
>>68392119
>American commentators
What sport do they think they are talking about?
Actually feel ill.
>>68392203
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>>68392234
chuckling at this post
Lending fiver's just not profitable anymore
>>68392233
>the constant use of 'getting double teamed'
>>68392248
When you paying me back lid?
where the fuck can I watch copa america live? I can't find a single site lids
>>68392355
Let you follow, costs the same
>>68392364
http://www.zona4vip.com/zonastream06.html
>'this is a world class league with world class players'
>>68392324
kek
>>68392364
reddit soccer streams lid, get ace player
Ecuador 11111111111
Just one more before half time boys
>>68392322
Well it is female football so what do you expect. My uni team was about 70% and over half of those were dykes
>American commentators
NEED this bet cashed out so I don't have to listen
22222222
YES
Easiest Evens bet in a while
>>68392556
>>68392520
what you on lids?
>>68392636
I'm on O2.5 FH Haiti Ecuador.
NEED 1 more like oxygen.
>>68392399
>>68392413
ty betbros
>>68392636
on ecudaor to win by 3 + 4 and other hands on ecu.
also on portland sluts to win by 2 etc.
sometimes i got to other boards and pretend i'm Brittish
Need 3 more corners ecuador like AIR
Anyone reckon going on a clean sheet? Doesn't look like Haiti will score
On Under 2 GL for the Seattle game, also think Seattle will win this according to my model. No tip as of yet though
OH FUCK OH FUCK. CLICKED O3.5 FH INSTEAD OF 2.5
NEED THIS WIN LIKE AIR
>>68392919
what game?
Was it Hope Solo who had her nudes leaked or Alex Morgan?
Asking for a friend
>>68393003
Haiti
Haiti U5.5 @2.10?
>>68393007
>google.co.uk
>"Hope Solo nudes"
>"Alex Morgan nudes"
And see what results you find.
Its not hard m8
>>68392902
>my model
kek, KEK
>>68393011
ooh now thats spicy, best of luck lid, will be sick if it pays off
>>68393007
Hope m8, just had a google and wish i didnt.
Need 3 more Ecuador goals this half like air
>if I'm Slaven Bilic I'd buy Antonio Valencia
SICK OF THESE AMERICANS
>>68393049
>First result is celebjihad
no thanks FBI
>>68393052
I've had this model developed and tweaked, unreal results in the NWSL so far pic related
>>68393144
unfortunate
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 7 CORNERS
>>68393189
With you and SHAKING
>>68393189
just NOT gonna happen m8
>>68387244
>cm
fuck off
Just got home. Very glad SP doesnt hate me rn. On Ukraine Utd DC tiny. Simply an rball bet. GL x
Should I cash out lads?
33% of the roll on this
>>68393278
Scored while I was typing. Ignore me.
>>68393302
They're getting close
>>68393278
SP is absolutely HARMLESS. All talk and no bottle desu
>>68393327
v v weird man
>>68393327
do NOT understand this post
>>68393327
Newfag detected.
on my knees PRAYING for no more goals
>>68393415
story pls?
Just got out the Mosque. Ecuador winning 2-0. Thank you God.
>>68393368
You're too new to understand unless you happen to be SP yourself
>>68393458
proxy on m8
>>68393327
Suggesting you delete this.
JUST all over the gaff tonight. Made the wrong bet. Ordered the wrong food. Girl I fancy taking ages to reply.
>>68393415
Quite the contrary. SP just took credit/refused to deny things that weren't actually him
>>68393445
This. Demand a story
>The city of Portland
SP used to dox everybody in /bet/ because we would make fun of him, his autism and his terrible bets and he also used to shitpost a bunch but he was pretty top notch at doxxing people so provoking him was never wise. The end.
>>68393666
>dox everybody in /bet
for what purpose
>>68393666
Doxx anons? How
>>68393499
need a cuddle mate?
Going to bed, praying that I don't have nightmares of this SP character
>>68393445
>>68393536
Cba. SP doxxed Joe C. Made him stop posting here. Didnt do /bet/ much good. Dont really understand why he did it to him but hasnt forced me away. Joe was certainly shrewder
>>68393722
Would love on lad.
>>68393738
v v strange man
Contemplating O4.5 corners Haiti.
what's the bet for the Brazil game
-1?
>>68393666
>tfw doxxed a number of people and SP got credit for it
Feel like I should make a faces of /bet/ collage desu
>>68393738
he explained why he did it here >>68374938
>>68393888
I'm guessing these are trips? Not anons.
>>68393940
No, he uncovers the identifies of individual anons using his superior doxxing prowess
New thread ffs for on topic betting.
TipsterTube is now better than /bet/.
>>68393940
Both
>>68393967
/bet/ IS tt
Need 4 more Ecuador like AIR
Not sure if I'm banned or not.
Have a small pixel punt on Carolina Railhawks +0.5
need 1 more ecuador
>>68394110
pls no
>>68394080
4chan.org/banned?
Just made TWO new threads but they havent appeared.
>>68394099
USL rball bets are beyond bad, pal.
>>68394032
Just 3 more.
pls
Lines in the womens volleyball game are too low IMO, I'm on over 45.5 anytime it hits evens for 2nd and 3rd set
>>68394142
yes they have
>>68394090
>>68394090
>>68394090
>>68394142
Stop being useless
>>68394090
>>68394090
>>68394090
>>68394090
3333333333333333333333333
>>68394142
Following the twitter too, they've had a fair few chances
>>68394185
>>68394189
4chan BEYOND tez these days
>>68394210
Americans have no concept of SAWCAR. Watch USL or dont bet on it
