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second shit op in a row
Going large on Australia against south Africa with their nigger quota
>>68336195
/eurobet/
>>68336135
he's a qt
i'm not gay but i would totally fuck him and cum over his cheeks
Im actually in genuine disbelief. Wow.
euan just let me know he's about to post a tip on discord
>Indian /bet/
feel disgusting
England CRASHING OUT
Please, Get back on Your Island
>germany sw over shitty ukraine @ 6/10
bet of the year get on that rn
I'm absolutely GUTTED here lads.
Need to take the positives out of this though. Best performance since Germany and we're still favourites to win the group.
COME ON ENGLAND
Gambling simply not profitable anymore, suggest you all find new hobbies.
>Put 0.1pts on a 1-1 CS score @ 22/1 and then Russia scored 10 seconds after bet confirmed.
Never celebrated England's demise so hard in my life
Who here /DAC/
>england dominating the first half
>quick, end it now with 0 added time
>england winning
>lets just add 3 minutes to give russia a chance
I thank you English men, for being choke
>>68336508
ABEs everywhere lid
DOWN SO SO SO MUCH. COMBINED WITH IT NOT COMING HOME. TODAY IS A TERRIBLE DAY.
>>68336589
Got so many questions about that picture lid.
>yfw juveguy is now in 1st place
>>68336497
Why dont you just bet SW?
if you lose 4 stakes and win one bet @ 6 then it is barely worth it
https://tipstertube.com/post/64487
jesus christ are you kidding me
>>68336497
the top one's just england
Thread made by a non British flag. Let this day end.
just popping in to laugh at you lids, seems like the game between us will be decisive for either team
>tfw you lose the euro opener after playing well and 365 rubs salt in the wounds like this
Seattle Sounders women -0.75 is THE smed chase bet
TRIGGERED
>>68336962
>>68336905
At least you won on corners, Marek
>>68336962
It's happening
>>68336960
>Needing to chase on a WORLD day in the euros
Vasco equalizer any minute now...
>>68337127
A lot of people seem to need one desu, -1 doesn't lose now that -0.75 is gone
>>68337556
teamsheets lid or just shit pricing?
I found it boys, the ticket to wealth
>last place yesterday
>first today
nothing is impossible, friends
>>68337806
Oh wow, what bookie?
>>68337806
F R E E M O N E Y
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>>68337806
what bookie?
>>68337806
Bridesmaids got 6.8 and was utter shite.
This is in the same vein and has a much bigger budget.
>dangered on Seattle Sounder slags
haha time to close the laptop
>>68337859
>>68337981
nordicbet
>>68336962
/bet/ IS tt
>>68337806
This is actually Gold it's going to be panned so bad, my film review model has it at about 3.8
>>68337652
Shit pricing, Seattle are much better
>the absolute STATE of english football
>>68337831
except for you building and maintaining a bankroll.
>>68338039
Need to tweak it lad, slags and SJWs will ensure it doesn't go lower than 5.9.
>>68336497
>he actually thought england were going to win
are you high?
you fucking island monkey owe me money
>>68336766
top one's england SW
>>68338165
sent ;)
>tfw Big Al will use me as the poster boy for TT
Wtb?
In Play New York Mets ML @2.5
>>68338401
Put my final quid onto it
Praying
>Eng - Rus
>tfw I bet on both teams to score and o1.5 goals in match
BASED
ME
>>68338461
>giving up a home run to a pitcher
wew
>>68338555
PLEASE reimburse me
>the skedge for tonight
>>68338635
>first home run for a pitcher for the brewers in 3 years
>to a guy who was 13/167 in his career
Imagine.
>>68338758
Trying to. Don't understand the """sport""
Looks like I'm going to have to get a TT started up soon
>>68338975
Just take over ARP m8
>>68338809
There's still plenty of time for them to come back. Plus Milwaukee's bullpen is a little bit worse than the league average.
I'm new to bet.
>bet on real Madrid to beat atletico Madrid in the champions league final
>it eventually goes to penalties and real Madrid win
>lel j/k your bet only counted for the 90 minutes. No monies for you
>bet on England to win against Russia
>England win by the 90th but Russia equalise in the 92nd minute
>nah senpai, extra time counts as the 90 minutes. Gives me dat
I'm gonna go postal
Absolutely horrific night. Can NOT believe the Russians scored.
>>68339031
gr8 nibs. Look forward to the replies. Here's my (you) for ya
>>68339047
still close to tears lid
think i'm just gonna go to sleep thqh
>>68339031
At least you reset your IP address this time
>>68338975
Post on mine please. NEED a winner
>>68338975
take it from 3-0 ?
>>68339017
Odds of 4 don't agree, but I'm praying
>>68339124
>>68339139
What are you talking about.
>>68339187
Well of course the odds are going to be higher. The 2.5 was from when they were down by 1 run, now they're down by 2
>>68339131
Heads genuinely gone walk about. Sick of Roy. Can not WAIT till Wales tear us apart.
South Africa to beat Australia?
>>68339318
>Sick of Roy
Gonna have to disagree with you there I'm afraid lid
COLUMBIA -1.0
POLAND -1.0
GERMANY -1.0
ASIAN HANDICAP TREBLE.
Had England Win, and a single of BTTS.
Nearly cashed out of England but didnt. Time to win more tomorrow chaps
>>68339351
Literally had no right winger. 3 CAMS. Kane looked awful, why not take him off at 70. Bringing Henderson/Milner 2 of the same player instead of Townsend. He's had a mare.
wtb for USA/Paraguay?
>>68339525
freedom -1 init
>>68339479
>No right winger
Lallana had a blinder on the right flank and made so much room for Walker who was my MoTM.
>3 CAMS
He played a formation with 0 "CAM"s
>Kane looks awful, why not take him off at 70
Admittedly, he didn't have a great game but he's the single biggest goal threat >we have and taking him off for Vardy would have been moronic
>Wanting to take Townsend
>Wanting a right winger
Pick one
I have no knowledge about the polish team, can they even run?
>>68339525
Merica la
New York Mets more like NY Mugs
Haven't got refunded yet. Shaking
More like New York Melts
How does a really wet pitch/heavy rain affect football? I know this is a dumb question, but would you expect less goals? There's more chance of a keeper making a mistake and slipping etc
>>68339645
Needed some width m8. He should be overlapping not taking on defenders.
Alli and Rooney aren't CMs. Sterling is an awful winger.
Townsend would have been better than Sterling. Surely you can see that.
>>68339928
less goals yes as the ball doesn't roll properly like it would on a dry pitch, plus players can't make proper runs as the pitch is slippy
>>68339980
I'll admit that Olly Murs had a better game on the left than Sterling the other day, but people's love affair with Townsend makes me ill.
>le cut inside and shoot from 30 yards out man
Pizza coming in a minute. Refund when
>>68340061
Rather that than Mr cut in see no available pass and hit it backwards to Rooney/Rose
>>68340120
You'd rather the ball end up in the crowd than with England's best player?
wew
Who's winning the Belmont Stakes lads?
>>68339928
Unders is the bet when in those sort of conditions.
We should be able to see this put the test in a few minutes when Alabama FC kickoff against Chattanooga, kick off's been delayed thanks to a storm. I'm taking under 2.5.
Pic related
Fluminense SW at 3.50
gremino had a player sent off and got a jew goal, flumi to comeback
>>68340269
>kick off's been delayed thanks to a storm.
sauce please chap
If early rball on unibet supports, I like Scarborough SW @ 2+.
>>68340314
twitter mate
https://twitter.com/ChattFCWomen/status/741752024472137729?lang=en-gb
I'll sell my TT account if anyone wants to have a go at winning the whole thing
>>68340327
League?
>>68340457
How much?
>>68340457
Shrewd.
>>68340204
The bookies. US racing is tez
>>68340518
Offering 35.
>>68340269
>I'm taking under 2.5
Scratch that, this could be a rape even in these conditions. Wish there was a stream but Alabama should win this solidly
>>68340590
what makes you say that?
they've lost their last 2 games and conceded 6 goals
>>68340576
I accept.
>>68340696
£40
>not a penny on sounders
>>68340696
Let's finalize the deal in private.
>>68340758
Accepted. Send it over to my paypal and hit me up on TT. Thank you
Reminder: Prize money is SIX HUNDRED EUROS
>>68340696
£67.83 all in pennies so I can see how sad your eyes are as you count it all
>>68340836
Raise my bid to £45
>>68340844
Declined
>>68340876
£70
>>68340874
Send it NOW and I'll give you the PW on eastconnect
>>68340874
47.50
Feel uber trolled on a reasonable deal.
Also officially back to £0 after Ameribets' shit loses horribly
>>68340911
How can I pay you without YOU getting my doxx?
>>68340983
paypal?
>>68341034
You'd get my name and email, need an alternative.
>>68341078
zzzzzzzz who cares
>>68341086
Reimburse me PLEASE.
>>68341078
It's not like I'd do anything. You already have my email
>>68341113
I do.
>>68340670
>last 2 games and conceded 6 goals
You mean Chattanooga right? They lost 4-0 to Atlanta Silverbacks and 2-1 to Texans last week.
Game is going to be postponed anyway, oh well.
Will pay 75$ for Alabnias info in order to send a hitman
>literally lives a country away from us all and thinks people care enough to doxx him
Back to £30, any takers?
>>68341216
deal if i can pay in bitcoins
>>68341193
Reporting to Danish police and secret services just in case. I genuinely feel threatened.
>>68341232
0.1 BC
>>68341324
You're having a fucking laugh, aren't you?
>>68341324
why not just finish the competition?
AHAHAHAHAHA inplay2g is a tt mod AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68341399
0.08
>>68341436
Always has been or just made one?
Either way that is very bad, he is fucking clueless
>>68341526
Dunno. I reported a tip and he messaged me about it
Tears at all those account deals just crumbling
Rough day. Kids just left with the wife and her boyfriend. In dismay.
>Morocco Cup games with 10pm local time KO
North African's SO tez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1h50goe_6M
Would you count the first shot as "Shot on target" if you were the Rball guy?
>>68341924
obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsiUV9f5OBo
Do Americans really start off EVERY game with a rendition of the national anthem?
>>68341924
Just threw up watching that. Some of the worst """football""" I have ever seen
>>68342072
Did you not know this?
They recite the pledge of allegiance every day at school ffs
>>68341874
Its probably like 40C in the day
>>68342228
Anything expected tonight on USA or this UFL game lid? You have cost me A LOT this month.
REFUND WHEN BET 365
Hass your Alabama game has kicked off
>>68342230
Honestly thought that was a meme.
Sky Blue have some weaknesses in their attack today thanks to 2 or 3 absences I'm probably going to take Kansas City 0.0 or I quite fancied under 2.5 but the line is at 2 now
>juveguy top of the competition
HOLY SHIT PMSL
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
>>68342303
Not even looked at USL desu. Not much value left in it. UFL will just be teamsheets lid but doubt much will come of it.
NEED a bet to chase tonight
>>68342362
Yeah I'm swerving this one desu, not too sure about the quality of Alabama
>>68342563
Got a MARGE in a couple of hours
>>68342647
SHAKING in anticipation for this. Post it here for me. Still confused as to how to use TT.
>>68342595
>Unders is the bet
>No wait Alabama is the bet
>No wait actually I'm just not gonna bet on it
Classic Hass
>>68342647
which league lid?
Chatanogga Women +0.5 Medium lads.
Great start, odds will drop quickly.
>>68342695
In NZ lid
>>68342687
Don't really have much information to bet on this game desu
Hey Euan can you PLEASE put a tenner on my half. I'm absolutely ruined today and your tips have cost me. TY
>Euan now stealing tips from albania
he's really hit rock bottom
zzzz might SUE Euan for copyright infringement.
>>68343231
He's stealing from Kurt pmsl
>>68343231
zzz there are about 4 decent games on at the minute
>>68343289
Sorry pal, just seen you posted it here.
Euan, UFL teamsheets out, what do you think lid?
rball guy at the USA game is not earning his money
>>68343080
Guarantee it'll be Three Kings -6.25
Correctly prices imo
>>68343542
*priced
>>68343371
Im thinking I shouldnt have let my spreadsheet get over a month out of date. Nomads is completely different from the UFL Cup team. Both got their full quota of Africans though. Forza with only 2 subs isnt great, is it?
Rball :)
It is hard to pick the better shite team out in this league desu. Especially with the schedule they have had so far
>>68343542
This. Three Kings slags have been battering and it probably wins but bookies get rekt on them for a couple of weeks straight and have now stuck them on a huge handi, be very surprised if they haven't had a very close look and priced this up well.
>>68343635
Leaning towards +1.25 tbqh.
Is anyone else having problems messaging people on TT that you've not already messaged?
Keeping getting an error
>>68343635
Actually. I refuse to believe O4.25 is the right line. Probably comes from the teams' match averages and all of those goals have came from top teams.
Kansas score and then concede a penalty zzzzzzzz
>>68343542
I was waiting to see what line they'd open up at but I would take -6.25
Beat them 8-0 last time but could've been much more if they'd been arsed in the second half
>>68343864
Just a guess at -6.25 based on 365 CS odds lid, will be 6.75 max
Just posted my first tip. Hopefully the beginning of an amazing career.
>>68343986
Just a cheeky lad, looking to help the world.
Paraguay +1 price has gone too far imo
>>68343837
>Pinny opening O4.0
so shrewd
On U4.0 tiny
How many fucking subs do they make in WPSL games?
>>68344051
The very one m8.
>>68343946
Yeah I'm not optimistic about the line it'll up at now desu. Still waitingfor teamsheets though
Last game was 6-0 at HT and then they just took their foot off the brake really. Still finished 8-0
>>68344289
Opening line was -5.5 last time
>>68343786
Also leaned towards + btw. Just cba backing that then them going a goal down and running about like headless chickens trying to equalise and losing 3 more. (then again I did just stake unders)
Pizza chap fell asleep while we were playing FIFA. Hoping the refund comes in before he wakes up
>>68344413
On under 3.5 for tiny.
My confidence on your tips have taken a hit ffs
>>68344447
Play a prank on him by sucking his willy
How do we celebrate unders bets continuing to come through?
0000000000000000000000000
Not too sure about this Chattanooga tip Euan
down too much on England, is Euan buying accounts?
>>68344725
Theyve made a shit load of subs. Dont know what that means.
>>68344500
Same. Gave up today after my Kolmonen tip lost then the next games I would have tipped all won. Which is just great. Tomorrow should be WORLD depending who carries which games.
Why does Albania suck off Euan on /bet/ but shit on his name in other places?
>>68344837
Large stakes are NOT supposed to lose.
Your last two larges have been void and lost. Cbfa lid. You can DREAM about going paid if you don't step it up.
Alabama Women odds just took A HIT. Dropped from 3 to 2.25.
zzzzzz
>>68344959
If he makes me money and doesn't go full autism mode, it is fine.
If he is having his period, can't bear him tbqh.
Last chance to buy my TT
16' What a sequence of chances for @ForzaAlabang! Aoki header hits the post. Park went for the rebound but was blocked. #UFL2016
>>68344980
>Large stakes are NOT supposed to lose
The section of my spreadsheet where the Eastern European basketball is recorded would say otherwise lid
>>68344980
Honestly no idea what happened to the Finnish one. They more than 50% of the team were new.
I just rage staked Toronto Atomic SW on bet-at-home (also on Titan and co).
Was about to stake DC from 0-1 down because they are smacking beyond but they scored a pen. Cba tipping it because only "good" bookie is WH and they have shite odds.
Haven't checked teamsheets but Souths United are kicking off now, beat the home team 6-0 last time round
>>68345139
Line is 4.75 so probably no bet there
>>68345100
When have you made your name for yourself on here? Surely less than a month cause I don't know you and these other trip personalities
>>68345243
shrewdest man on bet
>>68345221
Would probably take -1.5 1st half handicap if it gets there
What sites carrying overs for the three Kings slags? 365 not wanting to share their shekels
fucking indy eleven cunts
>>68345350
Skybet usually carry a lot of Aussie/Kiwi games, have a look m8
>>68345326
Going to wait for his spreadsheet
>>68345326
he'll never be as shrewd as mike brewer though.
SUCH a top man he is.
USA red card. State of these yanks. 2 minutes 2 yellows. My first tip might win.
>>68345525
large on paraguay next goal init
>>68345582
BTTS.
Also
>yedlin
>more like Redlin
>>68345139
>>68345331
Yeah I'm assuming they're fielding a weaker team judging by this rball.
Last time round it was 68% possession, with 68-18 DA's
Refund is in ;) pizza is on me
Is it safe to say that "Goal scored anytime on a direct free kick" @6.50 is a good bet for Croatia v. Turkey tomorrow ? (Calhanoglu, Rakitic, Modric...)
>Souths
>>68346034
Back to flipping burgers, frog. Gambling simply NOT for you.
Just coming here to let you know about free money @1.36
I'd unironically say 1.5 for all-NZ semi finals, overall winner being an NZ team is fucking obvious, the top 3 sides in the overall odds are from NZ.
Would LOVE a Christian Rees update
>>68346353
zzz got on your AFL tips twice, both lost.
You are that anon, right?
>>68346422
I'm not Australian I don't watch gayfl
This tip is foolproof, at least four NZ teams are getting into the playoffs, and all the Aus and SA teams are shithouse
>Three Kings United -7 @1.7
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68346779
Well durr, was obvious best case scenario you were gonna get -6.
You can hope for no early goals and the line to sink and maybe get FH handis though, slags often seem to go easy for like the first 15-20 mins before turning it on.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10461196
http://www.strawpoll.me/10461196
http://www.strawpoll.me/10461196
v v important
>>68347132
Would have been lower if it hadn't been smacked pregame. Although not even sure what lines they'd have smacked apart from maybe HT/FT, which went from 1.28 to 1.071 kek
>You can hope for no early goals and the line to sink and maybe get FH handis though, slags often seem to go easy for like the first 15-20 mins before turning it on.
That's the plan lid
>>68347345
>implying the opinion doesn't change day to day
Alabama game should be resuming shortly.
>We have a 30 min delay after every lightning strike
Fuck me this game might take days to play out
NEED a world Euan bet. 50/1
>>68346779
>Line is now -9.5
Fucking hell
>>68347943
Post pics.
>>68347943
She WILL hurt you anon
>>68347888
Should've took unders zzzzzzzzz
>>68347993
Put a tenner on 10-0 CS and going to bed I reckon
>>68347949
>>68345137
>>68347943
Learn to hate her.
Got a worldy tomorrow desu. Hope Mackers and his bum chums are too busy getting punched in the face by Russians
>>68348155
>-0
No such thing as BTTS-no is NZ football lad, be better off with 10-1 imo
>>68348229
What time approximately?
>>68348229
One Englishman in critical condition over there apparently so there is hope
>>68348241
Literally have scored once this season
>tfw blocked my housemates laptops ip addresses from the internet routers settings about a month ago and only today have they mentioned not getting internet on the laptop
hot tip lads. I was 100% on tips yesterday.
Penrith Panthers 13+. They are both low ranked teams. However Penrith are better. And Eagles are trying to deal with a match fixing schedule so they will fall apart if Penrith gets in front early.
Our brave boys getting BATTERED in Marseille. Reinforcements needed.
Anyone here bet on UFC?
Any tips?
>>68348368
Will lend juveguy a fiver if he gets involved
>>68348291
1 pm
>>68348321
Last I saw, someone was dead on the Metro
all-in'd on turkey won't lose. nice value
>>68348398
Large on Rory
>>68348421
>Metro
You know better than that lad, come on
>>68348367
>schedule
scandal**
>>68348421
Waking up early for this lid. Putting my student loan on it. If it loses its bread and water for the rest of the summer.
Useless Yanks
>>68348455
as in the city train service. Apparently pushed in front of a train. (not the "newspaper")
>>68348466
Braver than me lid
>>68348421
Will be at work, can you text me the bet? Cheers lid
>>68348518
Oh right, not heard that but pretty lame if so, at least fight it out properly, shoving someone in front of a train is basically cheating
>>68348455
t. Leftie guardian reader
>>68348568
>Follow on TT
>Get TT app on your phone
>Turn notifications on
>Go to lunch just before 1
Problem solved
Been out all night watching films and shit with friends
What's the latest on the fights in Marseille? Last I heard the English were fighting the police and Russians, and the Russians were fighting the English. Any updates?
>>68348568
Just post your number x
>>68348677
Not sure mate. No news site has anything up at all.
>>68348659
m8 Metro is well known for being full of shit, it not about what politics they or I may be a fan of its about it just being a total rag that spews nonsense most of the time.
>>68348677
We're getting battered. Get your kit on were heading over lid.
>>68348712
I wanted a no-spin zone footballing-fan /sp/ take on it mate, none of this zionist media bullshit
>>68348712
It's gonna be some Marathonbet special/large with shit tier limits, isn't it?
Euan, odds for tomorrow? Really been growing on me lately. Getting to love you. ALMOST as loveable as juve and Hass
>>68348715
Just fishing lad. I'm a leftie myself
>>68348677
Bunch of English twats just got drunk and being twats to everyone for the past few days.
Now the Russians are bullying the English and causing most of the fuss, even going after the peaceful English fans (the vast majority).
Hopefully going forward it's just the English twats and the Russians twats fingers crossed they kill each other.
What's juveguy's TT?
>>68348752
In the stadium, the Russians attacked the English. Cant report on outside personally.
>>68348768
It is very unlucky to be in asia but wont be Mara only.
>>68348769
So you can prestake the value? No fuck off.
Off to bed. Chatt slags getting sweaty but Forza unders seem to be pissing in. Night x
>>68348854
You forgot to mention there's a load of French hooligans stirring shit up with the English as well.
England will no doubt get banned from international football as a result.
It's absolutely embarrassing for everyone involved but Russia doesn't have the balls to own up to the fact their fans are excessively violent and the bellends on our side see justice as well.
>>68339928
more cards
>>68348950
Was it caught on TV, them attacking in the stadium?
>>68348972
The spanish pundits i saw were mostly shitting on the russkies so maybe enough people noticed and will band russia instead. Oh wait corrupt fifa cant ban the next WC host lel.
>>68349049
How is American media portraying it, if at all?
I think England is involved to some degree, but all I read is of the excessive violence the Russians and French are using against peaceful fans who are sitting around eating meals and drinking beers.
Taking Three Kings slags -2 FH, will start scoring soon
lynn +7 a bet? only 22-11 on tehlikeli ataks
>>68349285
Take a small on under 8GL
>>68349125
American media don't care
Based Chattanooga
>>68349556
Friendly reminder that I posted it FIRST.
SHAKING at 0 Three Kings slags goals
>>68349616
I was literally on before you posted so I don't care
>>68349759
That's nice honey.
>>68341156
no, I meant Alabama
you sir, have proven yourself to be clueless
another trip to filter, bye
>>68349879
>Filtering HASS the Clunge guru
Cheers Euan, hup, good night and god bless x
Putting the equivalent of juveguy 'a net worth on Colombia DC. Figure they'll bring on James and maybe Bacca in the second half to get at least a draw to win the group
>>68350976
Also putting a little bit on DNB @3.25 now that James is coming on
>>68350976
James & cardona on. Large on Colombia next goal
>that knee injury
Nope, not watching that again
>>68350976
GOBBLED UP AGAIN
Tears
>>68351397
Want Death
Reminder Lynn Avon slags were on a +9.5 at the start
Absolutely ridiculous
>>68350976
Still possible I guess. Thanks for getting my hopes up Colombia
2222222222
Only one more senpai cmon
What the absolute fuck. 296 replies. It said 593 a second ago. Made a new thread and everything.
Quick question for other Aussies, with live betting being less shit in Straya now, which bookies would be the best? I'm gonna assume Jew365 just for the wide range of markets
I used to /bet/ before the new live betting systems got implemented so I never had experience with them
Fucking colombia
>>68352996
Hi mate, 365 best for live betting if you're just starting up again.
>>68353606
Figured as much. Sportsbet was nice cause they often had good deals but the whole mobile thing seems to take a little too long
>>68348367
That's for winning margin ye? And not the handicap?
Heads gone. Downstairs in my private bunker that I built. Can hear the wife and her son scrambling around looking for me upstairs. She doesn't know I've just gambled away the mortgage and his uni fee saving. I look up at the clock. 4am. Time doesn't matter anymore. She says she can hear the house shaking. She doesn't know it's just me. Dogs down here. Hasn't been fed for days. Me and him are going on a long LONG walk.
>>68354158
TEARS
E
A
R
S
WTB FAMALAM
>>68349879
You'll be missed pmsl
Gc Suns +33.5 is good value, starting a relatively strong side against a not much better Richmond team, Tigers probably win but I can't imagine it being by much
BTTS for the Turkey - Croatia game is the one to take today. Good value
>>68355901
BTTS has looked pretty strong for the Euros so far. If Albania were just less shit at taking chances would have happened in all 4 games
>>68355924
Still can't believe Albania didn't net one.
Would've been up spastic if 1-1 came in
In prep for tonight can a fellow aussie explain how this betcall thing on bet365 actually works?
>>68356134
Same as normal betting just have to wait for automated call to go through
>>68355671
Still worth getting on at +24.5?
>>68356227
Maybe looks pretty close atm but they've been making some pretty poor mistakes
>>68353873
yeah.
>>68356276
Too late for me now
Welp good tip though friend
>>68348367
Terrible start.
>>68356754
same as yesterday.
Eskilstuna slags SW tomorrow @1.9. Consistently one of the better teams in the league, especially at home. Playing a team in Goteberg who have been racking up points playing mostly the bottom of the table teams so far.
down ridiculous sums on England
1 more try lads
Poland and Germany win today?
Panthers SURREAL
Would have been DAC.
>>68357699
Fuck yeah lad UAC
>>68357714
With the selected matches for bet365's bonanza, I just hedge match result. Now that I saw the opening line of 6.5 for total tries, I might start looking into that market instead.
>89th minute
>92nd minute
woke up today with a TT notification. go to place my bet and realise my balance is empty
>>68339256
I think because I did exactly the same thing about a week ago then complained to /bet/ kek
you'd think so but I see Poland choking
>>68357749
I got on Eagles +15.5 pre match and went with panthers -4.5 after the first try worst case was win 25 best case won 180 which came in
Poland -2
NI have no tournament form at all
Undefeated in 12 vs shit tier teams though
england fucked me up yesterday large. w2chase huge today
>>68358573
Lost almost my entire roll, woy needs to go
Smed on Banga DC
>>68358625
same here lel. fucking chokers
>>68358542
Are you a different anon to the one who proposed Panthers by 13+ pre game?
>>68358633
So so shrewd
>>68358686
Yeah, that wasn't me
Eagles v Panthers - are you guys talking about handegg?
>>68358573
I went on Croatia, Poland and Germany. Will probably lose again. At least Switzerland and Wales didnt let me down.
>>68358825
There will be at least 1 retarded draw today within those matches, think I'll stick to livebetting for the first 2 and then stake germany win large
>>68358633
Worth a small reback on the win, Lokomotyvas are a terrible, terrible team and rball is supporting nicely
>>68358937
KING
>Bhutan league
ALTITUDE
Guess it doesn't really count when they're all from altitude
>>68358894
My mates want to go out for the games and I wont be able to livebet, because I ran out of internet data on my phone. suffering atm
Poland are notorious chokers
>>68359217
>>68359217
Reminder that Poland lost against the worst Dutch team in 100 years not even two weeks ago.
Worried about my TT pick. Starting to think Croatia might not pull it off
Weather in North London is pissing it down for the next 2 days. B365 have Draw in the test at Lords at 21/10. It's free money. You're welcome.
>>68359266
>bookmakers don't know this.
>>68359296
It's literally 21/10. There's not going to be enough time for England to put a big enough total to declare, because SL's bowling isn't that good, AND to bowl the entire SL team out. If it wasn't going to rain all day today and tomorrow, maybe. But it's pissing it down. I live 20 mins from Lords, and the skies are pure grey and shit. Trust me, you shitposting convict fuck.
>>68359337
On small :^)
>dont understand half the posts itt
what the fuck are you guys even saying. i'm up overall with yellow cards and bale goal last night.
no good bets today except for poland, can they do it lads?
im on barcelona slags -1.25 . its one way traffic
>>68359408
Lurk more, Magnus
>>68359408
Poland are chokers but Ireland are shit, better to go Inplay. Germany is the bet
>>68359458
Germany always suck in the beginning and Ukraine are likely to advance alongside them. Draw is on the cards imo.
>>68359452
I dont know, most people in on the memes in here seem to lose 90% of the time
>>68359595
Overacting when you win/lose is pretty much a meme of its own which has spawned people using creative ways of expressing their loss so whilst you may see 20+ posts saying something akin to "down insane" it usually means maybe 5 or 6 people down a bit and maybe one retard has lost a lot.
>>68359660
This.
When I lose a small /bet/ tip I still meme even if it's only .25% of my roll.
>>68359660
>>68359714
Not real /bet/tors then
I don't meme
croatia is absolute shit, expect an upset today
at least a draw
FFS why doesn't sending messages on TT work
>>68360310
You could consider asking on TT or a TT mod where somebody can help you rather than asking on 4chan where nobody can help you
Selling all my accounts, all unlimited and losing massively all on mug bets
>>68360372
haha
>>68360310
I messaged you on the discord lid, check there
Not profitable.
Starting to think perhaps is a job is more profitable
reminder that juveguy will be up £1000 if he sticks with his Euro profit while he's ahead
>>68360503
reminder to read the rules of the competition
>>68360392
What's funny? You could be buying them and get access to 365
>>68360503
Juve to blow the entirety of his £1000 winnings on the /bet/-mafias next tip @1.65
>>68360544
scratching my head at what you mean, mate. He should at least lower stake sizes, going to take a while for anybody else to get to 75 units profit if they do at all
>>68360584
The prize money for first place is not 1000 euros but 600 euros I think
>>68360611
chrome currency converter fucking my shit RIGHT up
you're corect
>>68360611
Three Kings only beat Lynn Avon 4-0 last night and two of those came after the 80th min.
Bet you're glad the bookies didn't offer you -5 or something now.
>tfw i win but the Euro crashes due to post-Brexit mania and the prize money is the equivalent of a fiver
>STILL no promised world tip from Euan
Bet he does it only for PR tbqh.
>>68361021
Me to still be constipated by tonight @1.40
Why are we here. It's simply NOT profitable.
>>68361021
Got a good tip for you senpai you want it
>>68361083
KYS.
Sat here SHAKING waiting for Euans tip.
>>68361103
Reported
>>68361117
It will NEVER come. He does it for PR and marketing, to attract more followers.
cbfa
>>68361142
v v v shocked and bewildered at this news. woke up for nothing. so so SO angry.
>>68361142
ur ded
Don't worry lads I have a good tip coming
>>68361175
Tears, NO ONE cares about your girly sport. We beat you 0-0 in soccer.
So many characters
>>68360688
Yeah they were missing a few players, I checked the line up earlier. I did take unders for a small too so it was nice to wake up to that winning
>>68361205
Doesn't count Olsen was still on then
>>68361218
Without my characters, /bet/ would be DEAD.
>>68361249
You're doing God's work lid.
>>68361117
Guessing it's one of the Scottish FA games
>>68361201
corbyn to be ousted as leader? worth a go if available.
Just noticed it wasnt a 1 pm ko lol
>>68361412
LOL
>>68361412
When's the KO then?
>>68361457
2pm - Hibs
why do these fucking volleyball chicks have to celebrate EACH point. A game has at least 75 fucking points.
took out a loan today lids, gonna put 50k on Euan's worldie
Germany SW @ 4/7 is value do not I repeat do not listen to the pseudos telling you otherwise
HJK YOU FUCKING SNOW NIGGERS
Euan, NEED to know the time as I unfortunately have to go out in a bit.
>>68361502
over under 8.5 goals is 1.1 eww
All paid followers can see my tip now, it's up. Reminder that I'm +ve in football
need PK 35 or KuPs goal like AIR
>>68361598
Hib's beat Hamilton recently 8-0, who are only one league below them. Christ they beat Rangers 6-0.
Boroughmuir Thistle are two tiers below them, this should be a bloodbath
>>68361502
lel.
>>68361702
They also have the biggest game of the season on Wednesday and wont be playing any first teamers.
>>68361742
Well yeah, you'd want to know who's actually playing.
>>68361702
What do you think Bet365 will offer on Asian lines and what would YOU set them at?
>>68361830
-6.25
PAJEET GAVE ME MY MONEY BACK
AFTER I ASKED TO SPEAK TO HIS MANAGER ON LIVE CHAT
SO MUCH AGGRO FOR £10.
BETTING, NOT EVEN ONCE.
>>68361863
Worst gimmick since Juveguy
Started betting again after almost 3 years, Albania are you that proxy brit shitposter or are you a legit šiptar?
How you guys feelin for the Croatia game?
DRAW
>>68361986
wait for inplay
>>68361986
I am low on Croatia @2.2
BTTS yes
btts is @2
I'm torn. I feel like this should really happen.
>>68362047
BTTS / O1.5 is safest way to go.
>>68361883
ITS NOT A GIMMICK
I WANTED TO BET 5 POUNDS ON ENGLAND WIN
I HAD TO ARGUE WITH SOME PAKI ON BET365 LIVE CHAT FOR 30 MINUTES
WATCHING ENGLAND'S ABYSMAL PERFORMANCE I DECIDED IT WASN'T WORTH THE HASSLE ANYWAY.
goal bands 2-3 @2.00
I'm thinking Turkey to get the most corners @ 2.75 might be worth a shot
cba /eurobet/
Will be on other chan
Corners
France game 9
Wales game 5
Swiss game 9
England 10
O8.5 @ 1.5
>>68362214
what's worse, /eurobet/ or /wcbet/?
thinking /eurobet/ in a canter since it involves juveguy.
>>68362214
We should've moved to infinitychan long ago desu.
Or you know, a Telegram/IRC group.
>>68362214
Translation: I'm not getting enough attention
>>68362163
Back to the drawing board on this one pal.
>no proper HD stream
zzz
Is there ever a better time to back Trump. No chance he actually wins but the price will definitely drop from 4.7 once the dust settles here
No oscar kick off prediction?
>>68362370
>No chance he actually wins
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=1992
S H A K I NG Euan
QUICK can someone paypal me a fiver
>>68362684
send ;)
Would really like it if Euan personally reimbursed me for all those losses
>>68362776
PLEASE.
>>68362396
I went through the archive to find the site yesterday, seems he quit. Probably DAC
>Euan's worldie is a 3/10
Ok
What language do refs in a match like Croatia vs Turkey yell at the players in bros?
>>68362986
Yiddish
>>68362986
Yugoslavian.
Euan, this was your supposed WORLDIE? a 3/10?
On Jeanfield Swifts o4 GL 5-6/10
On croatia RT5 corners.
>didn't go large on corner in the first ten minutes after considering it
just end me now lads
>>68363017
>>68363025
pls seriously answer
>>68363080
There's the first.
Euan can't stop, won't stop tipping lotto scottish slag shite
Smacking o4 bookings when the line gets there
22222222
ON every Euan tip. Down insane if they lose.
2-0
Betting on Scottish slag shite so so easy
Got so so much on all of these tips Euan
I hope for your sake they all win
>>68363400
Can't stop rebacking
need all these Euan tips to lose for banter purposes
lmao love you hass
bet more or less won in less than 20 minutes. Hope you got on lids x
>>68363560
BEGGING that they unsuspend these markets
>>68363560
Reback 8.5?
These 3 scottish women fa cup games. All shellackings within the first 20 mins. Is womens football that disproportionate there?
Euan is such a scottish slag JUDGE
>>68363653
not by the looks of his Facebook pmsl
>>68363625
On 1st half handicap MARGE
>>68363690
REBACKING
>>68363682
PMSL
>>68363682
He's Scottish? LMFAO
Euan surreal.
What rebacks do you suggest lad?
>>68363783
why else would he be so shrewd?
:^)
>>68363804
obviously he'll tip them you little leech
>>68363690
Beautiful really
>>68363804
Whats your obsession with rebacking. Hate the rebacking culture
>Euan tipping a game not on 365
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68363690
Is my rball guy taking the piss on the score, is it 6 or 7 la?
Going to be DAC if Jeanfield don't score another 2
>Euan tipping fake lines
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68364123
7-0 now, had a goal disallowed.
Good day today
Up 6x my entire roll because i went silly, Thanks Hass/Euan my favorite gay couple of /bet/
What happened to Renfrew game, Euan?
>>68364188
Oh thanks lad, you watching the game?
>>68364219
I saw it on 365 then it went suspended like 5 mins after euan tipped it tbqh, they didn't bring the market back
>>68364188
I hope you enjoy your 1.1 bet
NEED Hibs goals like Euan NEEDS constant attention
>>68364219
Suspended on every bookie and removed just after I put a fart on. Could have been up so much, but I'm staking meds after blowing 300 poons on aussie slags last week.
NTNUI -2,5 doesn't lose
Surely Spartans slags get a goal?
>>68364290
>1.1 bet
pardon?
>Hibs STILL 2-0
Over 4.5 card @1.57 on the turkey game guys, you should get on it
>>68364349
From 3-0 at 82 min?
>>68364219
>>68364322
ComeOn (a shit bookie btw) removed all scot slag games. :^)
WILL drink bleach on stream if Jennfield don't get 8 goals first half
Need one more Jeanfield goal this half to be UAC
>>68364460
Yeah, got 1,30 at 78'. Not sure why bookies think stjordal will score
8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
DOING LAPS OF MY DINNER TABLE
>>68364686
CAN NOT WAIT FOR 2ND HALF
Need Hibs goals. Too much on them.
So PISSED that I wasted my roll yesterday when I could've waited for Hass' GOLD
Croatia O6.5 corners @ 2.5
>>68364387
I think it's some dullard trying to get another tez gimmick off the ground
>>68361598
>>68364892
Hope Euan credits me for the Jeanfield tip :(
>>68364930
>Gimmick
It was 1.1 on betfair you mong
They better go for the tenth!!!
Just worked out how much I'm up.
Pretty sure I've just cunted another 365.
EUAN, do you know what happened to Renfrew game?
>>68365031
1.1 odds that you're the same dullard trying to force the bet365 chat paki gimmick. Have sex please.
>>68365031
>he didn't get on
pmsl
>>68365129
No you absolute moron. I stats facts not dish out utter drivel.
>>68365074
Hello. I believe the game was delayed/postponed. QP are a mess so probably didnt have enough players (or Renfrew). No confirmation yet.
>>68365161
>all these suspended markets
Smdh
You reckon the line for 2nd half goal gonna be @ 2 again? might just about bankroll it
Got the Croatia match at 2-0 before that goal went in lads
poland mainstream special
Thank you based Euan, best day since Eurovision.
Is today Euanvision?
>>68365266
Nice blog.
>>68365391
Thanks lad. Had a mean roast beef dinner today too.
Only on Hibs and hearts. pmsl guarantee they both lose.
>>68365220
It's unsuspended now. Would see how they start but even with them making a few subs I'd expect them to put a few more past this side, I'm going to leave it from here though.
>>68365456
went small on 6 more but leaving it at that tbqh, thanks for the tip
>>68365436
Also, haven't won a Euan tip in 8 bets now. So almost definitely lose these 2.
Still FUMING. At least my TT tip is going okay
>>68365436
I swerved Hibs, not liking the team they've put out
>>68365602
no worries!
>>68365647
It still probably wins though, massive gulf in quality
You have no excuse to not bankroll Northern Ireland at these odds.
Anything worth placing in the second halves?
>>68365843
Keep an eye on the twitter for Jeanfield and see if they keep on Macintyre and McGinley
https://twitter.com/JeanfieldGirls?lang=en-gb
>>68366055
aaand 10. kek
>>68366252
Yep, happy to reback for a small
>>68365843
2.02 odds for Croatia next card imo
Gonna be down if Hibs bitches don't cover.
Only on Hutchie and Hibs. Need this so bad.
Corluka absolute warrior
Need Hearts to score 4 more
>>68366604
This, 365 was limited today and this hearts game was on Skybet. Overstated it tbqh. Feel like death seeing everyone up zzzz
>>68366604
>>68366743
Got some bad news for you lads
This is surreal stuff Euan, it really is
Very, VERY close to killing myself. Haven't won a big bet in 2 days. Depression so bad I can't even get it up with viagra. Shit, I'm actually glad that I can get the muggy riskfree bet for the Germany game today. Should I just lump it on the Ukraine?
Naming my firstborn son Euan desu
>>68367100
>He didn't get on any Euan tips
NEED Euan to go PAID so that I don't bet on the same sequence of bets at Bet365 as with other greasy leeches, thus getting my accounts chinned for being part of a "betting syndicate"
Did anywhere carry Glasgow City?
They just won 26-0.>>68367100
>>68367141
Been drinking since Friday evening, haven't really had a chance to bet.
>>68367100
>not being on any of the 30+ goals scored in the last hour
pmsl
>>68367141
feelsbadman
>>68367100
>He didn't get on any Hass tips
4.39 in all
>>68367168
Obviously not. I'd be in the Caribbean right now if they did.
Hearts are the only ones fucking about. Quite annoyed about it be thats the risk with big handis.
>>68367257
Kinda enjoy losing and meme'ing around in /bet/
>>68367364
Yeah, got a feeling I'm a bit of a masochist, too. I hear winning is more fun though, but I have little experience with that.
>Not enough on rangers
in tears
>>68367475
Looking at the state of Euan I doubt it is
Euan beyond surreal today.
Anything expected later lid?
>>68367555
Valid objection
>Jeanfield haven't scored in the last 5 minutes
cbfa, going to bed
I haven't been here in years, who is this Euan lad?
>>68367555
pmsl
>>68367604
Might have a cheeky wank in the shower then Im going out for dinner. Celtic v Aberdeen will be teamsheets lid if the stupid cunts post them
>>68367779
>he wanks in the shower
housemates seething
new slags up front? small on no more goals
>>68367779
Still have no GF? Did you get your emo hair cut or not?
NEED 3 corners
Friendly reminder to CASHOUT on Jeanfields game and Hibs game as ref CAN blow early, causing Bet365 to void all bets on AH FT.
REALLY hoping on one lucked out on this Croatia game in the comp
>>68367833
>being so poor you cant afford a flat with 2 showers
wew lid
>>68367866
No, yes
>>68367976
You're usually fine if they blow after 85 minutes I've found
>>68367976
>Losing out on £1.03
Nice try bookie shill
What's happening to Renfrew
Seriously, there's never been a day where I needed the 25 bucks more than today, with the exception of that one time when I couldnt pay that Bulgarian hooker in the back alley on my way back to my hotel. What's the bet for the Germany game? I'm thinking of o 0.5 and then BTTS in-play. Yes, I am that desperate.
Emre Mor SUCH a qt
Updates on the Renfrew game? didn't get on anything else pmsl
>>68368059
So you have one shower for wanking and one for showering?
>>68364219
>>68365074
>>68368110
>>68368165
>>68368252
pmsl
>>68368252
looks like a /bet/tor to me
>>68368252
Is that Albania?
o5.5 hutchies euan?
>>68368403
he would tip it if it was a good bet you slug
>>68368399
Yes
>>68368403
Not a great bet but wins. Might tip something last 20 min. Much fitter team
>>68368252
No reason to not send me the coin on paypal now
Ullensaker/Kisa - Kongsvinger IL
Norwegian 1. division
Reports of internal trouble in KIL this week, and this must've affected the odds. KIL hasn't been very good away from home, but Ull/Kisa is dire.
Going with KIL SW @2,4 here based on the following:
KIL's young star-player Martin Ellingsen happens to be childhood friend of mine and he's posted pictures and video on his snapchat story this week of the whole team enjoying themselves at a barbeque, including the coach who reportedly is the "problem" in the club. Team-chemistry looking good based on the snapchats, and they delivered a promising win against Sandefjord last week. Kickoff in 1 bong. Odds gone from 2,5 to 2,4 while i wrote this shit
