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>Hass better keep his muggy fivers off Scottish slags or I will fucking break him subedition
Previous Thread >>68368414
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>>68394090
>>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
ffs Euan
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>>68394090
Rude.
>>68394090
>Euan in charge of OP
Who Ecu -2 here?
>>68394284
Ecu -4.5 from kick off.
SHAKING
>>68394090
>Getting ganged up on by both Euan and SP
don't like this one bit
>>68394345
Who is SP
is it me or does this look like a paki euan
ecu no more goals pls,
I would like to win money
>>68394345
ur still my #1 hassan :)))
>>68394424
thx bby x
HALF WINS INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NWSL model is so so fit.
Unders in Seattle Reign should sail in too desu
>>68394488
Didn't get on any. Actually feel SICK.
>>68394397
Same. Kinda regret my Unders bet though
do they even want the 44444444? Also save the bees odds SMASHED
Penguins tonite lads, can feel the overs
>>68394397
Sorry Balazs its gonna happen
>>68394509
Portland +0.5 was available @1.72 moments pre game and was THE tip, but couldn't be arsed to tip it once it was at 1.62 minutes after kick off
Feel like crying. Oh well, at least my 9 win streak continues :^)
Have a quid on correct score 4-0 @5
>>68394488
tfw only got 2 figures on because mara has shit limits
What is the best bookies after 365 boys? For big limits + markets?
>>68394520
I am on u5.5
>>68394585
nah man, no more goals today
ECUUUUUUU
UP INSANE
>>68394606
188bet has dece limits and asian lines, unibet is similar but with shitter limits
still need 2 more ecu. sweating for the 6 pls
should have got on overs fs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkgu0XJGZVM
Atlanta Silverbacks v Carolina Railhawks stream, Carolina look dece
Why werent you lot on -2 i dont get you?
>>68394667
thanks mate
>>68394716
Hope EUAN didn't put you lot off.
1111111111111
>>68394802
Wtb
>>68394802
thanks, once again need to get myself a bookies with higher limits
>>68394832
I'm off to bed, like I said 40 minutes ago
CS 2-1 Atlanta is probably THE bet knowing my luck pmsl
>>68394931
Do you not have an asianodds account?
All these games I've tipped tonight were available in Asia, not with great limits admittedly
Just bought myself a new pair of cps thank to Euan, loving life x
>>68395082
Got a pair of black Achilles lows myself, LOVE them
pls no more goals Seattle x
>>68395043
To be honest I'm quite new to this kind of gambling, only been doing it a month now. Got pretty lucky I guess and up 5k before my 365 was limited. Just trying to find out where to go next because I just need to make about 15k more until I do something that I have been working towards for years now. So I'm not fully clued up on all the bookies, I got very good at some leagues and the way 365 worked but have had some luck on mara but I keep getting frustrated by the limits.
Need Br -1 for the double
Can someone care to explain to me how the challenge at the end of the Haiti game wasn't a red?
>>68395257
South Americans love a good reckless tackle
>>68395150
>Just trying to find out where to go next because I just need to make about 15k more until I do something that I have been working towards for years now
What's that lad?
And I hope you are now following proper bankroll management from now.
Sign up to Asianodds and make sure you input your country as Chad, and they may ask you how referred you, and at this point you should say it's James Mckewon or Professional Gambling Advice.
Probably not explaining very well this at all well but I'm so very tired and I'm sure someone else will fill in the blanks
>>68395150
What stuff you been betting on?
>>68394602
Cannot stop winning
>>68395319
>And I hope you are now following proper bankroll management from now.
This, I was in the same position as you anon, made 8k in a month after learning how to /bet/ and then lost it all within days, even though I withdrew a lot of it. I kept depositing trying to make it back and actually borrowed money off others.
Now I'm back to 2k and a bit more clued up
mee on Brazil -1, small on -2 (euro handis
>>68395445
>>68395319
Cheers for the advice. Yeah I'll get more organised with a proper spready and roll management, although I've been good ever since I was 2k up.
Ok I'll get on asianodds. Been lurking on here for about a month so hopefully picked up a bit of knowledge already.
>>68395485
Med*
Hope you guys are on the volleyball overs tbqh. looking to be 3/3 in a minute
tempted by -2 but wanna see how the game goes first
>>68395319
Hass SUCH a nice lad
>>68395668
If you think im taking another norweigan tip, eskimo you must be outta yo mind
>>68395668
Yeah I got on, looking nice.
>>68395707
ur loss really lad
>>68395752
I reckon they'll trade till fifth, so im also going over whatever is line for fourth, not toutching fifth
>>68395787
What is the actual bet for the 4th?
>>68395859
over 44, 45 or 46 if u desire the adrenaline
>>68395787
on that. even if it loses I'm still up from 2nd + 3rd. thanks fella.
>>68395932
Went for a cheeky 46 on the third, panic
>kazakhstan women in charge of not getting 2 in a row
pmtfo
Ref is on +2 peru
>>68394938
kek happening
>>68396419
I actually put a fiver on it at 8.5
Hass so so shrewd
>>68396546
You can probably hedge nicely with overs now
>>68396574
Eh, it's a fiver I'm not too bothered
>>68395932
I'm actually sorry for tipping that. Watching them play this fourth set has been some of the worst volley I have ever seen, oh wow.
Hello, yes where are the penalties in the Brazil game?
>>68396768
Ref's on unders m8
Whose watching the Brazil game? Do they look like scoring? Might cash out on my acca.
>>68397485
was about to start but it's just gone HT
>>68397485
>>68397564
They've been dece, had a couple of good chances. Look a lot better here than they did against Ecuador tbqh
>>68397625
Do Peru look like scoring? Don't wanna be caught 1 down.
>>68397564
Update me liddo
>>68397718
Less so. Had a mild penalty shout in the first half, but that was all I could remember
>Ameribets
Anything you got for tonight?
>>68397899
Imminent death if Brazil don't win
>>68397718
Peru the better team out of the break. Get out while you still can
>>68398344
Still the case?
>>68398015
On u1.0
Lads, I'm about 14500 in debt in total. BUT I need to make at least 2000 dollars just to meet bills this month, including three months overdue insurance (since I'm fat and borderline diabetic and shit, I really don't want this taken away), three months overdue credit card bill, and taxes I owe from April they finally sent me a bill for.
I get paid next week, and will have 1000 as a bankroll after paying 100 for the light bill. Do you think I'll be able to make it? I'll have 7-10 days to get it done.
I've calculated certain scenarios. Something like a 5 team $100 acca would help me meet my goal (though I realize this is the mug's way) and net me roughly 2000+. I could also split the BR into 2 bets (500/500, which IMO is dumb), or 4/5 bets (200/250 each bet, which is agreeable but would take me a while to do).
I am a proficient tennis bettor so finding opportunities will not be hard, and will be playing with 200/250 first bets, the most important part, to get an early profit going and then make a big bet to put me over the hill (hopefully), though I'm not sure yet. Any tips?
TLDR: 1000 BR, would like to make 2000 in profit though if desperate, I would take 1000 in profit only this means I'd have nothing for the next weeks including Wimbledon. Thanks
>>68398398
yes
>>68398489
I'd like to add that usually I'm a kamikaze type bettor. I'll go bust 3/4 times in a row, and make it all back in the 5th. Except I don't withdraw and get greedy, and lose it all anyway. Though I have to say, this is the first time in my life it's THIS bad, so new rules apply, and simply spending my paycheck on bills is pointless since there's not enough to go around, so I'd default either all or pay it off. Thanks for reading my blog
>>68398489
EVERYTHING on Belgium tomorrow and you'll +$1200 in a day. GL xx
>>68398672
Oh right, you get paid next week. Tough titties then.
>>68398489
>>68398599
PLEASE get help.
Not even joking.
>>68398672
Do not do this. Betting on serial 1-0 chokers.
How are Brazil?
NEED a Brazil goal like air lads.
>>68398776
>>68398814
just got denied a penalty (Brazil did, that is)
>>68398725
I've wanted to stop, mate. But I'm so in the hole and also don't wanna disappoint me ma. I know it only takes one good run, and I've been stone cold the last month or two, but those were also stupid action plays. I'd like to ideally have a good run, get up to date on all accounts, and then things would be boring but pretty much be fine. One paycheck for rent, one for bills, and hopefully have something in the account going forward based off this one good run. It sounds stupid, but I've done it so many times before.
Especially with my bread and butter coming up, which is grass/hard court tennis swing during the summer.
>>68398845
SEETHING
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>>68398725
This and only this.
You need to refer to the links in the OP.
Remember, NO American in /bet/ history has turned a profit. Ameribets will attest to this
>>68398855
Would wait till Queens. Which starts tomorrow. Wimbledon is also easy to predict as it's a grand slam. Accumulator of 4 SAFE players. Should get odds of around 2.0
>>68398855
Just follow Euan and ARP and put 100$ on every bet
SCENES
>>68399028
What's happening
>>68398910
I was kicking myself after today, Young was even odds vs TIAFOE, which perplexed me to no end. Those are the type of bets I miss out on when I have no discipline and waste it all on shit bets.
Brazil literally shit
>>68398015
I'm ruined
>>68399094
PERU SCORED WITH HANDBALL.
SCENES
>>68399203
Join the club
>>68399203
>>68399094
the cunt scored with his arm
>>68399094
Peru score with handball, chimpout as refs try to make their mind up about goal or not, eventually goal given but definite handball
>>68399111
Wish you luck lad. Tennis is very easy to bet on.
>>68399357
>>68399323
>>68399308
>>68399262
>>68399126
NEVER EVER FELT SO EMPTY AND ALONE. FULL HOUSE BUT IT'S NOT A HOME. WOAAAH.
>>68399503
SHAKING at how little stoppage time will be added
>>68399664
Draw isn't enough to save me lid.
>>68399749
Either way, I'm guessing it'll be 5 minutes of added time
Need something to help me stay up and finish my dissertation due in tomorrow lads, help
>>68399840
Sorting out that "goal" took long enough never mind everything else plus Copa seems to have a hardon for "lol play a ton of stoppage for dem late, late dramas" so yeah 5 mins minimum.
Not even on anything but this is a great watch.
>>68399959
Red bull lid. Coffee. Aderall. What's it on m8?
>>68399959
Modafinil is the ONLY correct answer
>Brazil eliminated in embarrasing fashion
Is it 2014 again?
>>68399749
At least the cunts got knocked out
>>68400075
Project on medical imaging algorithms and putting them on the cloud, analysing them in parallel situations, etc
Just need to do put the finishing touches on the report
>>68401322
Deserved so so much
>>68401542
Good luck m8. No idea what that shits about. What sort of medical imaging? MRI? X rays? CAT scans?
>>68401949
X rays pretty much, sounds more complicated than it really is
Tears if you weren't in on the Peruvian handball fix
>>68402111
Hmm DREAD to think what my dissertation will look like.
Lads got 3 bets on tomorrow. If they all fail. I'm a dead man. 16:00 save the bees at Carlisle. Spain Swaziland Mexico Uruguay and vps-j in an acca.
Tennis acca with Ferrer Goffin Nishikori Dimitrov Gasquet Keys Mchale.
NEED prayers.
>>68402228
GL lid.
Think Spain will choke desu
>>68402394
Night lad. Have a good day.
>>68398015
>Imminent death if Brazil don't win
Nooooooo.
>>68402394
I will destroy Australia if that happens
Kazaki women game that is inplay, small on overs fh and ft
>>68405283
That's 2 up.
Anyone bet frequently on mma? I'm thinking of looking into it. Seems like it could be profitable.
>2/2 from horses today
feels good man, le just pick le favorite
anyone got that screencap with the outline for what % of bankroll small, med, large etc bets should be?
>>68398489
I know many people who have had 1k and turned it into 16.5k in a week. It's so easy. Betting with your paycheck is probably the most sensible things got can do. Have fun, you'll piss it.
>>68406161
bump
>>68406108
Good site to bet on horses?
>NOT ON THIS FLATANON TIP
it's literally going to win ffs, put so much on the other losers but didn't get a penny on this because fucking Titanbet has take 5 days to withdraw to PayPal
>>68407307
going to fucking smash the house up and tear my fucking gums out if it wins. couldnt get anyhting on any of the Euan bets yesterday either because I couldnt fucking move any money around. Was on the losing streak.
Odds are down to 2.75
>>68407405
FUCK OFF I KNOW
>>68407407
Jeez mayne, chill the fuck out.
>>68407435
genuinely feeling suicidal. Might have to pull the trigger if it wins and I have to see everyone celebrating.
Got a world tip coming your way lads
>tfw goffy boy can't handle the banterhttps://twitter.com/nickgoff79/status/741644998047895552
>>68405605
Quite a game
>>68407506
Do NOT back down from this
>Peru
Great day for bookies
Had my ENTIRE roll on Brazil. Woke up. Checked the score. They fucking lose.
I'm zeroed again, PLEASE lend me money
>>68407544
>putting your whole roll on anything
M8
Had half on Brazil, another half on Brazil -1
Oh, just checked. Have £1.10 less. In a SPECIAL from Euan
>>68407506
PMSL
>>68407544
go see someone that removes curses
Was FlatAnon's tip really 7/1?, it's down to 1.95
>>68407506
hahahaha
>>68407676
it was @8 and its now @2.87 at bet365
>>68407651
I can get you double that if you wait
>>68407692
Yeah, just checked other bookies, still massive smashing of odds.
>willhill
not even once
>>68407699
eager
>>68407676
Yeah I just checked. Fuck
>>68407533
Yeah. Are you limited now? I didn't have that much on, been soooo burned by slags before.
>>68407544
This fucking guy.
>>68407740
Nah its a fresh account only 2 k +till now
tears
>>68407651
head's gone. *have £1 left, *NEED a special from Euan.
>>68407506
Haha surreal
>not on flatanon tip
>>68407787
Are you releasing a tip anytime soon?
>>68407831
Have got seen the skedge lid?
>>68407842
Woken up yet lid?
Put my final coin on Giorgi to win @ 2. Recommend EVERYONE follows suit
Worst skedge in living memory
Just got sent a fiver by a new follower. Bank balance back in the +ve
lads, thoughts on czechs to DRAW with spain @ 4.5 and italy to WIN against belgium @ 3.3?
Spain to win and Italy to draw would be THE bet. But don't take my word for it
>>68408196
-ev
Italy & BTTS NO is the bet lads.
So many people underestimate just how boring a style italy play in tournaments.
It will be nothing but 1-0 wins to the semis for Italy
LITERALLY A BRICK WALL IN DEFENCE
BONUCCI-BARZAGLI-CHIELLINI
BUFFON
LADS, I'm certain CZECH will WIN and belgium is going to BEAT Italy by ATLEAST 4, trust me on this. Heard it from an insider
Ffs people, instead of picking winners in the Belgium game, just go for 6 corners Belgium @2.10.
why WHY do people think belgium are a good side?
Fucking hell 2 N/R's in the flatanon tip and they were 1st and 2nd fav
ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT
RULE 4 70p DEDUCTION!!!!!!!!
>>68408293
On med
Fucking seething, absolute cunts pulling out.
>>68408293
THE bet
Y'all need to reconsider your life. Betting is the trashiest thing a man can do : best way to piss your money away ; fund criminal circles ; destroys families.
>>68408375
t. le Serie A burger flipping man
the official /dutcheuromuggy/ today
>>68408382
>I don't even know league's names
>>68408375
PLEASE have sex
>>68408394
Sorry, I thought you were the frog who tipped Italian shite and ended up going broke and back to flipping le big macs.
>>68408409
>Giving tips for the most corrupt football league in the world
>>68408456
please have a bet
>>68408387
#IN
>failing uni courses because you spend all your time betting
truly a bad feel
LADS, what is THE bet at 2 for tonights EC? I'm thinking belgium corners
>>68408478
If Spain comes through, it has basically won. I don't expect Czech to score, nor do I expect Spain will score more than twice.
>no way to get verified corners race tips on TT
>>68408513
Please, get help.
>>68408328
Didn't he just tip Save The Bees?
>>68408513
Lav dine fucking eksaminer.
>700% ROI
cant be wrong
>>68408627
>Over 2.5 goals
Not gonna happen
>>68408677
was considering Euaniversing u1.5 personally, what do you think juve
>>68408211
what makes it so? belgium are perennial chokers and spain lacks a good striker
Spain - Czech is exactly going to play out like Germany - Ukraine yesterday. Spain will get the early goal, stick to their lead, MAYBE score another one. Just get 3 points & move on
Spain to win to nil is prolly safer
>>68408692
Spain are fucking 1-0 merchants. Boring football with 1 or if you're lucky 2 goals.
>thinking the Czech Republic will even score
>>68408328
so what happens now? what odds do we get?
>got on line at 1.07 couple hours ago
>line is now 1.02 thirty minutes before the match
Should I stay awake just to be sure of this 95% outcome or just go to sleep if it's 1 AM?
>>68408726
i remember losing a bet because i bet on Spain -1.5 x Chile in the 2010 WC even though they had a chance to be eliminated if they only won by 1 goal against Chile, with the scenario that if Switzerland won against Honduras, then Switzerland, Spain and Chile would be on 6 points. Spanish players literally didn't give a shit and played defending 2-1 even though if Switzerland scored against Honduras they would of been knocked out on goal difference. Spain just doesn't care, ever. Worst team to bet on. Lesson learnt I guess.
>>68408817
With Italy and Germany being dire this year, Spain will see a chance to impress, similar to France and Belgium this year.
>>68408842
Impress who, exactly? Not to mention why?
>>68408961
Ignore the pseudo-""tippers""
>save the bees now the favourite
wew, /bet/ MOVES LINES
>>68409066
Clueless sixth former detected
>>68408736
I got on when the odds were @7 but the return has lowered to reflect the new price.... I thought you get the best odds?
So so confused
>>68409066
So MAD that I didn't get on yesterday @ 8
>>68409094
Meant to @ >>68409066
>>68408774
You get 70p taken off for every pound bet. Basically we've just been arse raped. Biggest deduction ive ever had.
>>68409160
how is this allowed
>>68408842
france is shit, and belgium is shit
france struggled against fucking romania and belgium couldn't score in a brothel. italy are underrated as usual and germany will at least reach SF because their team is a solid unit. what is so difficult to understand?
>>68409164
standard t&c's m8
>>68405916
Iv tried it but it's too unpredictable, anyone can win in the octogen
wtfb atm?
>England @6
ready to die
>>68409328
Me to test your chin out @1
Spain to keep a CS. Under 3.5 goals.
Anyone else had a look at the DC for the Victorian premier league match? Why are Victory priced so nicely
>>68409389
What?
>>68409419
cricket lad
had so so much on 3-0 win
but it'd literally going to lose because it's a rainy day
fuck cricket
>>68409328
Santiago Giraldo
>>68409328
Camila Giorgi winning @ evens
on with my ENTIRE roll
>>68409456
Can't wait till Britain's brave Watson will BTFO
http://www.espnfc.com/copa-america/story/2891930/brazil-manager-dunga-says-peru-goal-a-handball-at-copa-america
HOLY FUCK ARE YOU SHITTING ME
THE GAME WHERE I LOST ALL MY MONEY WAS DUE TO A FUCKING HANDBALL
>>68409160
This is a piss take, potential return is now £20 rather than £50 even though i took it @7.5
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/peru-knock-brazil-out-of-copa-america-on-obvious-uncal-1781862686
Ridiculous
>>68409512
This tbqh. Seething.
>>68409456
Mate, Im just going to tell you
Nobody cares for your crap act
Your bubblegum and £5bets are shit, theyre not funny and most people ignore them
Please stop posting.
Please do not reply to this post with "please have sex" or another phrase you have copied from Euan or Hass etc
>>68409542
>penny punting
>>68409542
Yeah mine was about 43+ now below 20. If the horses taken out werent 1st and 2nd favs and were something like 16/1s it wouldnt really affect the race.
>>68409562
please have sex
>>68409440
Should've got on the draw when it was tipped at 2.50 laddy
>>68409562
PLEASE abort yourself
>>68409583
How fucking predictable.
I made you type that with little to no effort at all.
>>68409589
dont have any money left since its all locked up on 3-0 win
>>68407506
top kek
>>68409602
12.30pm Some good sights at the ground as the covers are gradually being removed again. Fingers crossed for a start after lunch
>>68407767
Underrated Mackers post
>>68409630 for >>68409609
should still be in for a chance, had money on England at day 2 or something when Sri Lanka were going strong
>>68409562
>He doesn't realise that Juve is in fact a good /bet/tor with a heart of gold
>He doesn't find Juveguy utterly hilarious
feel sorry for you friend, Juve is the best thing to happen to this thread
>>68409416
Bulleen play on artificial turf which is pretty rare in aus football, away teams struggle on it. They've made some new signings who are still gelling with the team but Melbourne are missing players too was tempted by home win at evens last night but went off too short to back at 1.5
spent 990 quid on these trousers lids, head gone
are we pretty much in agreement that spain should trash the czechs
>>68409562
Delete your account, Juveguy is great
>>68409715
wtc?
>>68409716
1-0/2-0
>>68409736
yohji, brought it while drunk, dont even have anything to wear with ffs. will probably send back
>>68409562
Juveguy is one of the better /bet/ personalities right now because he's not got much money, and because he's not very good at this. He's clearly a lost /trans/ poster who had his 365 account from 1st year at uni peer pressure, and wanted to maximise the 100% bonus which he fucked up. But he's trying, everyone can see that he has effort and is giving this a go and fair play to him.
The fact he actually might win the TT tourney shows how much of a mainstream judge he actually is.
>>68409562
Hello Mr "this is a serious betting forum". Fuck off. Kind of guy who reports off topic posts.
>>68409762
why's it so expensive?
If you want to be cheeky get some money on Korea DNB Britain are lucky to be 2-1 up
>>68409774
This, he doesn't claim to be really shrewd and look down on other posters like Euan, he's pretty funny and the tongue in cheek begging he does on here cracks me up. I really hope he wins the Euro tipping competition, will be up there with eurovision night for /bet/ 2016 moments.
>>68409807
nvm
