talk about Cricket you fucks
Australia 288/6 v South Africa 220/4 (40.1/50 ov)
Last Wicket: AB de Villiers 39 (32b 4x4 1x6) SR: 121.87
>pyjama cricket
how about no
>mfw i have one innings to save my career
last for walkbro
>>68347146
good ball though, thought Lords was a road. He had every right to leave that based on line and length
>>68347407
It's fucking Lord's mate
>what is the slope
>>68347685
yeah but that guy is like daniels height
>>68347778
?
What does that have to do with anything? It's a well known fact that you never leave anything tight outside off at Lords if you're at the Nursery end
>>68348793
Nothing at all. I knew I was wrong so I resorted to full damage control
Though I am starting to realise statschink was right. The Australian pyjama side is literally Starc: the team, which isn't a surprise I guess when you are discussing THE GOAT white-ball bowler
>Starc in: win CWC and irrelevant bilaterals at a canter
>Starc ded: lose bi-lateral to PP
>Starc in: smash Tendies
>Starc rested: lose to SA
>Starc in: beat SA
Seinfeld
>>68349478
Stats is ALWAYS right
i wanna kill myself
Cricket
>>68354435
Jesus! Damo. You OK?
>>68354978
is NOT homosex
>St Kitts named their ground after David Warner
kek
KEK
Lads I know I've been talking about rooting hookers and getting wristy' sat Asian massage parlors but I'm affraud that's over. I just got taken by a nasty womenlet with saggy tits and a stretch marks. She came over my place and I was expecting a literal 9/10. I was too nice of a guy to tell her to GTFO so I let it happen. Literally the worst sexual experience of my life. I don't know how Mackaybro does it but I can't do it anymore. I went to Saint Maarten and expected the same class coming back to a first world country and it doesn't exist. Maybe instead of focusing on whores in back pages ads I can focus my attention in something else
>>68355495
Did you hit up Goldeneyes whilst in Sint Maarten lad?
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>68355495
>I went to Saint Maarten and expected the same class
what? negresses? No shortage of them in BSA
>>68355527
The whorehouse I went to was called the bada bing.
>>68355530
I couldn't tell what she was. She had dark skin and was a mix of something(mexican/black).
I just don't have it in me to tell the girl she's ugly and to fuck off.
Does that make me weak?
>>68355699
here's a suggestion then, stop being a degenerate and blowing your money on cheap local hookers and actually save it for a nice trip
>>68355495
Kek
it's my birthday this year lads
>>68356325
Happy birthday lad
A lad I went to high school with qualified for the Olympics and I'm wasting my life on a Chinese cartoon forum
>>68355495
>>68356346
>>68351715
Why does this guy have Saxon's picture?
>>68356569
Was that actually on his Facebook? I swear I've seen it before
>>68356366
3 people from my year are qualified and 1 more has a solid chance, cool feeling t b h
>>68356590
it was his dp when he was doxxed
fix it daniel
>>68356569
I don't think it is Saxon, it's been posted on /int/ and reddit a lot and apparently it's of a Canadian. He probably just used it as his dp
Rather cloudy and warm with light winds. Occasional rain across western areas spreading further east before becoming more showery for the afternoon. Some limited sunny spells developing with a risk of slow-moving thundery showers.
How muscular is /cric/'s knowledge?
http://www.sporcle.com/games/B_Awesome_87/test-cricket-100-matches
Got 62/64
lads daniel's band has an instagram fucking kek
https://www.instagram.com/thedarkthird/
>>68356847
>I can't even shitpost on twitter anymore unless the FBI can geolocate my phone while doing so
JUST
>>68357165
t. raging casual
fun quiz though, I'm mad at some that I missed tttt
>>68357108
i thought you didnt watch Test cricket
>>68357165
52
Most of the English guys got me and I couldn't remember how to spell any of the Sri Lankan names beyond Jayawardene. I kept on typing Butcher instead of Boucher and Vetorri instead of Vettori too
>>68357333
i don't. i just occasionally have a look at the bbc live commentary
>>68357310
never knew salim malik even played 100 tests
And I couldn't remember Cowdrey for the life of me. I kept thinking it was Denis Compton
>>68357363
not this series because its terrible, but for Eng vs Pak listen to the BBC TMS radio broadcast if you're just sitting around studying/doing nothing. it's comfy as fuck
>Tendies host a tri-series
>wont even reach the final
JUST
My take on the World XI by countries people were doing the other night vs one from 10 years ago. In both cases I've tried to ballance picking the best player from each country as well as the best team overall. Only players eligible and playing international cricket at the time qualify
>Current year +1
D Warner (AUS)
H Masakadza (ZIM)
K Williamson (NZ)
DM Bravo (WI)
V Kohli (IND)
A Mathews (SL)
M Shahzad (AFG) (wk)
S Broad (ENG)
K Rabada (SAF)
Y Shah (PAK)
M Rahman (BAN)
>10 years ago
V Sehwag (IND)
B Taylor (ZIM)
R Ponting (AUS)
B Lara (WI)
J Kallis (SAF)
S Tikolo (KEN)
M Rahim (BAN) (wk)
A Flintoff (ENG)
S Bond (NZ)
M Asif (PAK)
M Muralitharan (SL)
who wins?
>Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) President Anurag Thakur has started lobbying for keeping the Big Three formula intact in the International Cricket Council (ICC)
>>68358070
BASED
>>68358070
I will literally tear his throat out
>>68358050
>Rahim 10 years ago
Pretty sure he was like 5 at the time lmao
Ryan ten Doeschate over Steve Tikolo
>>68358070
look at his stupid cunt face
>>68359278
Literally what other Bangladesh player would you pick? Mortaza? (kek KEK). Not an option because the third seamer is far more important than the guy batting @ 7
Keep in mind Bangladesh 10 years ago were quite literally dispatched for 201* by Jason Gillespie on their own turf.
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Compton>Cuckfield>Fales
Mr Smith, are you trying to seduce me?
I really really like ODIs
So why did the twitter account get the ban? Was it because I was posting about wanting to kill myself?
>>68359647
based Statsbro
wait no it's back
QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER
>>68359422
Whoever the Bangladeshi keeper was at the time(Ashraful I think)
>>68359672
McGrath bathes in English tears after 8-38
>>68359777
trips confirm
deadset FUCK OFF, Saxon
>>68359866
Just delete it
We will get banned again at this rate
>>68359866
KEK
Surprised he didn't put "execute all muslims" again
>Former Player at Nottinghamshire County Cricket Club
What did he mean by this?
>>68360438
Just ask him.
>>68359866
Fucking saxshit
>Stove is a Nepfag
Well he looks autistic enough....
>>68359866
>HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY LE EBIN POL HUMOUR FUG DE JUBES
Why can't you do anything original or inspired?
You guys are fucking useless at getting the twitter account any fame
>posting dead end tweets with the same #EngvsSL hashtag used in thousands of tweets
>not directly tweeting fringe cricketers too irrelevant to ignore you
>>68361318
>too irrelevant to ignore you.
Mate, Mitchell Starc regularly argues with random yobbos on twitter. Nobody is too irrelevant for any English speaking cricket player.
>>68361318
Why aren't you doing anything about it then Daniel?
>>68361360
Perfect, he's exactly the sort of insecure bitch ass nigga to respond if we target his whore wife
>Orlando shooter confirmed Muslim
KEK, just WATCH as Saxon blames Moeen Ali for it on our twitter account
>>68361448
Didn't Saxshit literally get doxxed using that account?
>>68361492
>doxxed
Doesn't it just tell an approximate of your location?
>>68361492
We all know it's you and where you live anyway mate stop complaining about it unless you're going to do something about it
>>68361635
I have literally never ever used it
I don't give a fuck about the account
I am only trying to help YOU because YOU are the ONLY one who CARES about it
>>68361492
Saxshit got doxxed by literally posting his fb on here
The twitter account is like a few weeks old
>>68361835
kek, when did that happen?
https://www.fb.com/nrdcompton
https://www.fb.com/monty.panesar.5
https://www.fb.com/barry.richards.50159
https://www.fb.com/joe.burns.188
https://www.fb.com/darren.lehmann.7549
https://www.fb.com/ryan.harris.18294053
https://www.fb.com/glenn.maxwell
https://www.fb.com/uzzy.k
https://www.fb.com/pat.cummins2
https://www.fb.com/mitch.starc
https://www.fb.com/graham.ford.1048
https://www.fb.com/jonathan.trott.5
https://www.fb.com/steven.finn.33
https://www.fb.com/cameron.bancroft
https://www.fb.com/damien.fleming.37
https://www.fb.com/profile.php?id=725410131 Chris Rogers
https://www.fb.com/john.hastings.73550
https://www.fb.com/jackson.bird
https://www.fb.com/sean.abbott.374
https://www.fb.com/adam.voges.96
my personal favourite
what did he mean by this
>>68361919
Thats how both Poodam and Saxshit got doxxed. Both did a (you), that is post screencaps and forgot to delete their personal info.
With one of them Royalty Christ reverse searched the dp and found him
(you) would have been doxxed aswell, but you're lucky it was the nicest guy alive who found you
>>68362036
yeah once you find one of them you can get them all through mutuals
is it that easy with all celebrities/sportsmen? Or are cricket players just not relevant enough to matter
>>68362036
>i m bond sandy
What did he mean by this?
>>68362330
Saxon posted /cric/ memes on stuff.co.nz's whining and someone saw it
>>68362330
Nah, Saxshit posted a /cric/ meme on a FB cricket page and B3K posted a cap of it on /cric/
>but you're lucky it was the nicest guy alive who found you
based fucking statsGOD
>>68362330
>but you're lucky it was the nicest guy alive who found you
Based KrazyGOD
>>68362365
>Or are cricket players just not relevant enough to matter
This one, none of the Indian players would have a public though.
95th for West Indies
>>68362036
>https://www.fb.com/adam.voges.96
>unironically putting your average as your fb url
the absolute state of this faggot
>>68362365
I have a few mutuals with All Blacks/Blues players tbf
>>68362586
>Works at WACA Ground
BASED
A
S
E
D
>tfw two mutual friends with CamGOAT BanGOD
>>68362624
>>68362686
i have mutuals with Cummins
Cummins>Poos>Wankcroft
>>68362759
I am LITERALLY friends with Southee
>>68362861
I'm sorry
>>68362774
>Scotch College
I may have unironically played him in cricket tbqh
>>68362957
>>Scotch College
jesus H christ even the private schools in Poorth sound bogan as fuck
I genuinely can't decide which is the more pathetic profession. An off-spin ""bowler"" or a Fat, Smelly Prop.
>>68363194
reminder to marry after becoming the GOAT and NOT when you're a groundsman living below the poverty line lads
Exhibit 2
I don't care if his son will be the third bradman, he looks like a fucking mong
>>68363409
>too awkward to hug his own daughter
I can see why gateshit idolizes him so much
>>68363022
at 30k per year per student tends keeps the bogans out
>>68363194
Could be post pregnancy fat. Women gain a lot of weight during that.
>>68363022
Scotch is Cucktorian, isn't it?
>>68366423
>tfw only 10k per year at trinity
>always getting bullied for being poor by the other PSA schools
>>68366518
One in Melbourne and Perth. Melbourne one is presbyterian though and the Perth one is Uniting
>>68366537
KEK
Trinity is literally for wogs lad
>>68366537
2 of my mates got footy scholarships at trinity both are now fat as fuck alco's who cant keep a job
>>68366537
>Went to $5000 one
I think we were actually one of the worst performing schools in the state in our VCE that year.
>>68366680
Yeah, it was pretty bad in that regard. At least there wasn't any obnoxious golden triangle guys there, and we were literally next to the WACA, so we got to use their nets and shit.
WA's brave Simon Katich went there though.
england have been so fuckign lucky this test match
>no balls can't be reviewed
>>68366680
>>68366537
>not going to a prestigious and pious Catholic school
>being educated by literal heretics
Sydney Morning Herald
>>68366771
Pretty standard
The rowers and musicians were the only guys that tended to achieve anything.
>>68366801
You wouldn't get an Australian admitting that about a Test match. It's always THE UMP'S FAULT KILL BROAD etc.
been watching a lot of baseball recently
it's objectively a better sport than any form of cricket except test match cricket in england
it blows limited overs cricket out the water
>>68366886
Aquinas lad?
>>68366976
t. british american
>>68366977
I'm not a Cucktorian or Worst Ausfailian subhuman
>>68366794
My school produced two current Wallabies and one current Australian cricketer
They were all a few years older than me but those guys carried the Rugby and Cricket teams respectively and the first XV and XI's were literally unbeatable for a few years
I really think lbw should be just whether or not it hits the wicket. It's fucking retarded because it's not gonna fucking matter where it pitched if it hits the fucking stumps.
what was the problem with the old guy?
what would a Cock and Warner opening partnership look like?
>umpire never review a no-ball
cricket is so fucked and unblanced atm
>>68367421
much like Warner x Cowan I imagine, which didn't work at all because Cowan inevitably ended up hogging strike and ruining the momentum of Warners whirlwind starts
Burns is a very good partner for him
>>68367430
>>68366801
>Englel will defend the other team before themselves.
Top kek. What don't you like about your own team? Why did you sack KP? Did Graeme Swann and Jonathon Trott really retire out of complete butthurt?
>>68367613
it's the same guy and he is the Paki
Praderp getting robbed Tbh
>>68367052
nah LO ccricket is objectively a shit sport
only pakis like it
pradeep is better than any right arm pacer nz have
going through my folder and found this gem lads
>50 overs games getting shortened to 22 due to rain
It only makes me salty because Durham are objectively dog shit at T20 and it turns a winnable game into a lost cause.
>>68366905
true they were also half casts so its just a matter of time
>>68368116
I was going to go to Durham today if it hadn't been raining 2bh
>>68367931
well Statscunt was right about Bitchwide I guess
lads I think I might have found a nomination for queen of /cric/
https://twitter.com/alexisenunes?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>68368388
>tfw no qt jamaican cricket journalist gf
Hope Hales makes a century tbqh
>>68368168
Doesn't help that barely any of the ground has rain shelter for when it inevitably starts again
>tfw no member's pass this year
religion of peace struck peacefully again today i see
Fact: Xiu Xiu Play the Music of Twin Peaks is the AOTY 2016
>>68369534
no a moon shaped poo is
>>68369733
This
>Out on 94
JUST
F A L E S
A
L
E
S
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Daniel on SUICIDE watch
Execute all Muslims before they execute you
>>68370106
This tbqh
>>68368700
>>68370106
someone put these on the twitter account
>>68370185
shut up saxon
Hales is LITERALLY the new fatshit
>>68370185
The twitter account is already fucked.
If >we want to make it to polite enquires we need a new account anyways because based Jarrod himself acknowledged the account and probably won't answer any questions.
>>68370235
daniel is the only one trying to make polite enquiries
posting inflammatory shit makes it too obvious though
>>68370235
shut the fuck up Wankush, no one except cuckiel gives a fuck about polite enquiries
>inb4 Hales gets out on 99 vs Pakistan later this summer
If /Cric/ could snap it's fingers and rid the world of 1.6 billion mudslimes would you.
The only downside is no Pakistan and Bangladesh teams to statpad against KEK
>>68370327
>implying he's gonna last 3 balls against amir
>>68370496
>statpad against pak
eng 0-2
aus 0-2
huh really makes you think
>>68370296
>>68370259
I thought getting on Polite Enquiries main purpose of the account? Also, I didn't know that Daniel's the only one sending them stuff.
Either way, the name completely gives it away and it's unlikely that a cricketer would give the account a (you).
>>68370553
t. british paki
>>68370508
>>68370553
How's the weather in Bradford, Muhammad?
Haven't been watching the match, why did Cook come out to bat at 7?
>English "summer"
>>68370780
give vince and compton a shot at scoring runs I guess since this is going to be their last tests
>>68370780
oh, he had a knee scan too I think
I just noticed that the bookies are offering $1.22 for India to beat Zimbabwe again
wtf, literally free money. Putting my mortgage on it
Cock needs to declare now
Cock getting cheeky
>>68374652
>declaring while on 49
Based
>>68375138
I bet he's the sort of guy who'd declare while he's on 269.
why has nobody ever PICKED up on cook and his nose picking addiction
the fact that the camera has caught him doing it SO many times over the years while simply focusing on him briefly means he must do it pretty much constantly
>>68376137
everyone picks their nose desu
>>68376137
I've read about sportsmen just developing habits to keep themselves grounded in some feeling of familiarity. I think test cricketers are just easier to pick up on because they're in front of the camera for long hours. The other obvious ones coming to mind is Smoth spitting on his hands while he's in the slips and Compton seemingly only half looking at the ball while batting.
>>68378887
>seemingly
>>68379741
Well you'd think he'd be giving full attention to what he's doing, but in this series you're probably right.
>>68370780
Forecast for tomorrow? This looks like it's gonna be a cracker if it's clear, especially given they'll start early to make up for rain, apparently 98 overs minimum
>>68386738
Would be fun to see Sri Lanka win this one tbqh
Fuck lads just heard about the no ball
Seething
How do we stop this shit?
Also does that mean Hales was out twice and also dropped twice? Top kek
>>68386738
>she's STILL with that mong
Jesus
>>68390590
>he's STILL obsessed with that Aussie
Jesus
>>68390064
Lame
>>68390734
Lad I'm not obsessed I just saw it on my insta feed
>2 retweets
lmao
>>68387153
People modify their shots after the no ball call is made.
>>68390590
That lad has to have a Mandingo sized cock desu
>>68394891
They literally don't. "I'm too busy focusing on the ball to take into account a verbal call when the ball is halfway down the pitch" - Ian Chappell
Can't remember when it was but they had a big discussion about it in one of the tests, pretty much all the batsmen said that they hardly ever consider it when making a shot selection, especially not against faster bowlers
>>68395758
Voges literally did when he was bowled
>listening to Ian Chappell
kek
>>68395803
Eh considering he did leave it I might buy that but it sounds like damage control to me. That ball came in tons and he wasn't expecting it, he was fairly beaten and if he tries to go all "b-but i left it KNOWING it was going to hit the stumps b-because of the no ball" then he's a fucking moron and I have no respect for him.
Look at the Hales dismissal. He was walking and stopped when he saw the call. He sure as fuck did not register that it was a no ball in the 0.1 seconds between the arm going out and it hitting the stumps and then subconsciously "decide" to get cleaned the fuck up. Same happened with Voges.
Wouldn't be surprised if we see the end of umpire called no balls after this, it's total bullshit.
>>68395945
I'm talking about no balls in general, not Hales' wicket.
Allowing reviews for a front foot no ball is dumb, since it removes the advantage the batsman gets from recognising a call before they play their shot on the off chance the umpire was wrong.
Reviews are fine for decisions made after the fact, but not on something that can and does influence the shot played by the batsman
>>68396061
Nah, I don't buy that. You're tossing up between these wickets not being given out and some batsmen (most definitely not all, or even most) with lightning quick reflexes hitting a ball they otherwise wouldn't because of a no ball call. I can fucking GUARANTEE you that less than 10% of batsmen would admit to changing their shot selection on no balls. And half of those who do would be lying.
I'd take the wickets 10 times out of 10. Batsmen don't need more lives than they already have, cricket is fucking dull without wickets.
>>68396165
They LITERALLY do though, especially for slower bowlers like spinners or Trent Boult. Umpires need to pay more attention and not make shit calls, but reviewing a front-foot no ball is patently retarded.
tbqh front-foot no balls are also patently retarded. You don't bowl from the front foot, so there's no point measuring from there. The back-foot no ball rule was better.
>b-but wickets
Maybe the bowler should bowl better
>Voges
>Not Bradman 2.0
>Not able to change his shot at will.
Poo peeland pls.
>>68396261
>They LITERALLY do though, especially for slower bowlers like spinners or Trent Boult.
Dope citations you got there mate.
>Maybe the bowler should bowl better
Oh fuck off, if a bowler gets a wicket he gets a wicket, he shouldn't have to get it again. Cricket is already biased so fucking much to batsmen.
>>68396382
Cricket IS a batsman game
>>68396165
It's so obvious you have never played cricket
This is one of those examples where even having played club cricket DOES matter because LITERALLY all you are doing is spouting other peoples opinions (ie Chappell). There IS enough to react the the no-ball call (because the umpire yells it out) and it DOES affect the batsman, even subconsciously in the same way a fly buzzing infront of your face might
>>68397609
>in the same way a fly buzzing infront of your face might
actually this was a shit analogy, disregard it
when you hear the ump yell no-ball, you automatically relax your safety inhibitions. All the fly does is distract you, though the umpire does that aswell
>>68397674
Regardless, that's stupid and it'll likely vanish in the next few years. Cap this post.
>>68398020
Doubt it, if anything umpires will just stop calling noballs and just have the 3rd umps do it and either signal them by earpiece to the onfield umpire or some sort of off-field indication
>>68398065
>Doubt it, if anything umpires will just stop calling noballs and just have the 3rd umps do it and either signal them by earpiece to the onfield umpire or some sort of off-field indication
That is is literally what I'm saying you imbecile
>>68397674
Personally I think voges state of mind was of utter defence. He heard the call and knew he didn't have to play a shot. He wasn't thinking about looking for a loose one and belting it, but just getting through.
cricket is the most fucking boring sport i've ever lied eyes upon
kill yourself
nb
also, 211 treplies for 40 unique posters is fucking pathetic
even /afl/ does better lmfao
nb
>>68398158
agreed
>>68398160
based matt
>>68398195
>200 replies
>/afl/
KEK
>>68390590
kek nice one Danny
Has Sterc been the best player this tri series?
>>68390590
had just about enough
>>68398158
He actually said that straight up in he post game interview, but the Poo Peeland bogans drowned him out in boos
>you know remember Ian Smith INSTANTLY start seething after the Voges incident and spending the rest of the game complaining
>>68402145
The fat fuck was literally laughing at Warne over his no ball dismissal before his century that very day too, kek
I bet he'll try to turn this into another underarm incident tbqh
hello lads, based broady to take another monstrous 5-for today. thanks
>>68400452
Starc's influence goes beyond his bowling figures. He is the greatest white-ball and death bowler of all time. Just having him available affects both teams. Australia know they have someone who is going to bowl the death overs and do it well so they can use their other bowlers more effectively, ie bowling Hazlewood much earlier. It affects the batting team because they know they won't be able to target Starc at the end and will have to target someone else earlier, which is what happened last game when they went after Zampa.
There are only two other bowlers in the last 15 years who have had that impact, Brett Lee and Malinga, and Starc is better than both of them.
While in Test cricket there are probably 5-6 guys at around the same level and no standout, currently there isn't a single other bowler in Starc's league in pyjama.
>>68402693
People are going to meme on me for this, but Chris Jordan is becoming almost as good at landing yorkers at the death. He lacks Starc's other skills though.
>>68402811
i didnt watch it but apparently he was pretty shit in the IPL. But yeah he's probably up there among pyjama bowlers because there are seemingly very few guys in international cricket who can bowl yorkers for some reason. Malinga can still hit them but he is Ryan Harris-tier kill now.
Dwayne Bravo is UNIRONICALLY considered a good "death-bowler" in t20 for his 105kph garbage which I think is a sign of how dire the standard is at the moment. Its actually amazing how bad guys like Broad and Steyn are at pyjama cricket
If I was picking a World pyjama XI I don't even know who I would pick. I'd probably go with Hazlewood because he is the best bowling inside the first 10 overs and can bowl 8-9 over spells. For the third specialist seamer fuck knows. Rabada, Jordan, maybe one of the Kiwis are options.
>>68403123
Unironically fatshit
>>68403403
>Cancer
>yorkers
?
Are Stonis and Shitriques considered good looking wogs?
>>68403691
KEK
>>68369733
>>68369534
Bottomless Pit lads
AMSP is 2nd
Apologise is the worst meme on /sp/ lads
I can't stand this board outside of >our poomunity
>>68404033
Americans have absolutely pitiful memes
>le spam threads with portraits of curry and lecuck after every game xddd
India to beat Zimzam flimflam at $1.20
any reason not to gamble my soul on it?
>>68404153
August 2014
>>68404153
India's sent a shit squad and are bound to lose at least one game in the series because the entire tour is only pyjama games.
It's highly likely that they will win but I wouldn't bet everything on it.
>>68404197
>>68404223
Zimbabwe are even worse now, they've lost the few whiteys they had left
they're objectively worse than Ireland and Afghanistan. yeah it's India's B team but these are still professional cricketers who have experience in IPL, have some international experience and want to impress so they get a call-up to the real team so they aren't going to fuck around
>>68404112
>Le 7-1 loss ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
The absolute state of European memes
>>68404270
I agree but upsets do happen in limited overs cricket. If a Zimbabwe team could beat a good Australian team out of the blue two years ago, there's no reason why they can't do the same against India B today or later in the series.
>>68404303
In T20 it's pretty common. ODI's it happens far less regularly. Was there even one single case of a minnow beating a proper team at the 2015 CWC?
>>68404339
Yeah, still wouldn't gamble my soul on it though.
>>68404339
England beat Afghanistan?
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
Sri Lanka's flag is elite
just gave my gherkin a jerking lads
>>68404272
it's mostly americans who bring that up though
Was Warnie right about aliens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbPIn-Bi88
>>68405642
>this ""man"" was known for being one of the greatest cricketing minds of all time
literally what the fuck lads
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IEhXqfXdPY
>>68405692
>one of the greatest cricketing minds of all time
he never even captained lad
>>68405749
He was vice captain under Waugh, but he literally hated half the team and was constantly being caught up in drug and betting scandals, so Ponting and Gilchrist were favoured ahead of him.
>>68405773
Did Warne fall for the coke and hooker meme?
The betting scandal wasn't a big deal, he was just providing bookies with weather and pitch information
>>68405824
That kind of is a big deal Tbh lad
He wasn't on actual narcotics, his mum just gave him diet pills because everyone kept on making fun of his weight and they ended up being a banned substance
>>68405846
>his mum just gave him diet pills because everyone kept on making fun of his weight and they ended up being a banned substance
It's a real honor to meet the only person who fell for this
He used a masking agent to cover the steroids he took to recover from an injury
>>68405881
>le everything is a conspiracy XD
What injury exactly was that? His bad injury was in '99
he was already a legend of the game. Why would he risk his career and legacy just to recover from an injury faster?
>>68405881
If that were true, I guarantee he would have used any other excuse. There is no way his ego would let him pretend it was about something he was so sensitive about.
>>68405924
Warne was an idiot but he's not stupid enough to use a banned substance because he felt bloated
