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What went wrong?
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1-0 Peru win

they just can't wake up
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>>68398589
They are so shit it's unbelieveable
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>>68398589
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>>68398685
Amigo Pedro me puedes ayudar?
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Dunga
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What didn't go wrong?
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I need help guys
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Brazilian soccer "experts" are actually celebrating a tie with Peru. In their opinion "Brazil is actually playing very well".

Kill us.
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beside coutinho being a shit-tier passer killing every good attack the team is doing okay-ish
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>>68398869
what is it
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Dunga happened.

Hoping for a 1x0 Peru win at the last minute. It will hopefully drop Dunga's ass and based Ganso will come back to Brazil to play for São Paulo earlier.
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kek

Dunga is gone.
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>>68398942
>Dunga happened.

Dunga is done now.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>68398928
Where can I download football matches? Especially from Ronaldinho' s Milan era
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>>68398942
Ha, fucking called it.
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it was handball
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>>68399025
reddit.com/r/footballdownload, search milan and the date
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HAND OF GOD
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>>68398589
The refs

that was the most obvious hand goal ever
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NO ERA MANO
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Que bueno lo que convalidaron

No solo los Argentinos pueden robar asi
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>>68399293
Hand of Doom
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If you look at the camera in front it his his knee and went in, every other shot makes it look like a hand
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BRA71L
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WHAT EVEN IS BRAZIL WITHOUT NEYMAR
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Hahahaha justice for Ecuapoor
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>let's have goaline technology
>but let's not use it :^)
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
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Technology ... when?
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wonder if the team will flip the fuck out like the the 2010 QF or comeback.
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MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE
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WILL BRAZIL EVER RECOVER?
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> get technology for povertyball to satisfy Americans
> Still get the call wrong

Hahahahab
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MANO DE DIOS
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ABSOLUTE SCENES
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JUST
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Why wouldn't one be allowed to use the TV?

It's about time
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refball or not this is just a pathetic performance from a country that produces more footballers than any other country. lose one star player and they are playing like a third tier team
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>>68398892
>Brazilian media asks for token sponsored players like Gabriel, Lucas Lima and Renato Augusto
>Dunga gives in
>Brazil plays like shit against the third shittiest country in south america
>Brazilian media in full damage control 'WE MAY BE OUT BUT WE GOTTA THINK ABOUT THE WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS'

Fuck everything I hope Brazil goes out so my team can have their players back
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Actually it was with the knee not the hand
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>>68399443
what did that handball have to do with goaline technology?
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Get rekt
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>BRAZIL AND HAITI DONT QUALIFY FROM THE GROUP


YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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match is still on.

brazil can still get a goal.
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>>68399591
>lose one star player
Neymar is their only star. The rest of the players are average at best.
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>>68399586
Because FIFA is ruled by old fucks that dont know how technology works
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>>68399591
we lost Douglas Costa and Casemiro (for this game). Also Gil playing over Thiago Silva or even Marquinhos is ridiculous.
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era penal 2bh
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BRASIL ASI SE SIENTE CUANDO TE SACAN DE LA COPA POR CULPA DEL ARBITRO
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>>68398892
is Brazil the new England?
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the krauts killed them forever
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>>68399282
Love you! ( full h-homo)
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Late onset zika Microcephaly
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>>68399832
TV has been around since the 60s, not an excuse
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Brasil vergonha nao tem fim
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>7-1
>this
what's going to go wrong in the olympics?
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DUNGA OUT WHEN?
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>>68399282
Do you think they'll have 2008 matches?
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why Marquinhos didn't play today?

is he too good for them?
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>>68400069
isis attack.
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>>68400046
I'll never forgive you guys for not eliminating our asses back in the WC
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>Brazil losing a handball match
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>>68399458
I'm liking where this is going
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>>68400069
>>68400132
With mosquitoes.
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>>68400130
Dunga rates Chinese League over the French.
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Everything.

Our football confederation is corrupt and colludes with agents to call certain players to the national team so they can sell them for more money. Our youth system is now based on growing strong defensive midfielders who can be sold instead of able playmakers like in the past. Our clubs are bankrupt thanks to mismanagement and cannot compete with European, Asian and even Mexican clubs for talent.

Brazil is the new Hungary. A great team in the past that is falling into irrelevance. Soon people won't even laugh at us anymore and will just hope we can achieve something for the sake of the past.
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>>68400021
Those cunts were already old in the 60s
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>>68400069
They found super bacterias in the water venues. The first nigger sick will bring it all down.
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will dunga be still coaching brazil at the olympics
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>Elias

LOL
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>ELIAS
>FUCKING ELIAS
>ELIAS IS A STARTER
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>mfw Brazil loses in group stage at Olympics too
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>Elylas
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why dont brazilian fans push for a foreign manager
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fucking nigger.
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>>68400213
Absolute madman
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Siamo fuoriiii
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so its pretty much guaranteed that the ref will continue the match until brazil equalizes right
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>>68400402
Nobody cares about the people's voice regarding that. It all comes down to the local confederation and they are ruled by player managers and sponsors.

We've been lucky the in the last 20 years we had decent players. Now that we have no one, its one shame after another
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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bye bye, Brazil.
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>>68400402
first of all, "brazilian fans" have no power whatsoever over CBF, it's a private institution and should be left as that. Only the clubs can make some pressure by electing new a president, but their vote is scarce compared to the 27 state federations.

second of all, "brazilian fans" loved David Luiz and approved Kaká on the team until a few months ago, they shouldn't be listened to.
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Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
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FML
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>>68400402
an ex bayern manager offered to do it and he's the best in the sport, unfortunately they're far too arrogant to let that happen
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Hand?
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Krauts broke them for good
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>>68398589
Dunga
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>>68398589
Is this the first time Brazil hasn't made it out of the group stage in a Copa America?
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BRASIL ESTÁ FUERA DE LOS OCHO MEJORES POR PRIMERA VEZ EN CIEN AÑOS DE HISTORIA DE LA COPA.
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So is this more embrassing then 7-1?
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>>68400069
Mexico will repeat.

Screen cap this.
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>>68400402
for nations like brazil or argentina, getting a foreign manager is not an option.

it's like admitting defeat.

i'm not saying it isn't the right choice though.
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Worst call in the history of ever?
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Subhuman jungle dwelling savages 2bh family
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7-1 Broke the Hues forever, rip.
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Jesus Christ, Brazil. Can you go ONE tournament without embarrassing yourself in front of the world?
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>>68399390
decime UNA que nos hayan dado a nosotros cocabro
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>>68400805
refball is not more embarrassing than getting stomped at home
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>>68400805
Nope but it's the next most embarassing thing in history

>Shit tier group
>Still manages to get eliminated
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My brazilian friend told me the only reason anyone even gave a chance to Dunga was because he was light skinned, if he was black nobody would have ever liked him. Is this true? Are Brazilians that racist against their own people?
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Perú will keep doing their best~
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>all those faggots in the match thread congratulating peru

that was fucking disgraceful, but brazil didn't even look close to scoring that entire match so, fuck it..
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should dunga seek asylum while hes still in the states
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>>68400867
Webm of this please
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rigged cup
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>>68400867
deserves it all for calling Elias
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>>68400777
check'd and no, has happened before. Over 20 years ago tho (chi chi chi le le chile chile 4x0 if I'm not mistaken)
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>>68400813
CHI
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>losing in group stage
>government collapsing
>deformed babies
>nobody wants to go to your olympics
JUST
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>>68400932
Gambate Peru-chan~~
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>>68400600
>>68400682

who do you guys want after dunga?
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>>68400914
Your brazilian friend is retarded and probably dont even watch sports
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Holy shit man. Brazil out in groups.

England need to beat Wales and Slovakia or I don't know how I'll handle it.
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>>68400932
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>>68398589
La mano del peruANO.
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>>68400914
the no racism brazil meme isn't true, it's pretty sad, but technically racism is illegal there
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>>68400911
What a meme series of games for Brasil

>draw vs Ecuador with refball
>obliterate Haiti 7-1
>lose to PERU with refball
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>>68400914
Your "Brazilian" friend doesn't know shit about shit. No one likes Dunga.
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Bye Brazil
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AND NOW THE COPA AMERICA CAN KEEP ON WITH THE SHITTY TEAMS!!! CHEAP AMERICAN THECNOLOGY!!! FUCKING INTEL FILLED WITH NSA's BACKDOORS!!
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>>68398817

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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>Desde su niñez
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>>68400932
Keep those hands down
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>>68400813
Not with the shitty team that's going to Olympics.

Also, CHI
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>>68401048
They should just hire Fatnoldo or something. They could probably save some money and pay him in trannies too.
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>>68401008
/thread
please adopt me anon
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>>68400251
Super Bacterias? Are you injecting football players with the super soldier serum?
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>>68400867
kek what a shit manager he is
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>>68401048
Tite.
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I've never seen a country sequentially BTFO like this before.
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>>68401068
retarded indeed.
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CAN WE GET A STICKY FOR THE DEATH OF BRAZILIAN FOOTBALL?
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i thought you guys said brazil was supposed to be good at this
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>>68400317
hmmm surprised there's no replies to this
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>we will never be happy after 7x1
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did brazil even care about this tournament?
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>>68401048
it doesn't matter senpai, they are all pretty much shit, just like the players on the pitch
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>>68401271
>7-1
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>>68400945
sorry m8 only took a screencap for the keks
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>>68401224
didn't know it had been revived
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>>68401271
>these digits
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Seriously now, Dunga needs to get fired TODAY. He can't coach the Olympic team.
The U23 team is actually playing quite well under Rogério Micale, he should just stay on command, Dunga would ruin it all.
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>>68399355
yes it was
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>getting btfo this early
WAT?
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>>68401271
>Literally 7-1
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This is easily one of brazil's problems
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>>68401271
>7-1
Kek
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>>68401086
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>>68401271
71
71
71
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Im actually surprised the refs gave a decision AGAINST Brazil. Historically they always got the benefit when playin CONMEBOL teams.
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>>68401271
>71

JUST
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>>68398589
They bullied Haiti too hard and the witch doctors cooked up this brilliance
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>>68401271
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>>68401156
Do you have bunda?
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>>68398589
what is life
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ARYAN RUIDIAZ
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>>68401271
>71
FFS
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>>68401271
>71
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>>68401421
>mfw he wasn't even called
>mfw no one to blame

rip memes
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>>68401271
>71
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>68401461
the refs have been iffy in all the games played in the US
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>>68401271
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LA MANO DEL PERUANO
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>>68401271
holy shit!
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>>68398589
US is better then Brazil at this time.


W.T.F
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Dunga is a retard and players don't give a shit about the NT
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>>68401271

lel
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>>68401461
>Conmebol
>Benefiting Brazil in any way

Its like you dont watch Libertadores
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>>68398942
>Ganso

The ganso meme is long gone. He is inconsistent as fuck, just drop it for christ sake.
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>>68401271
this happens way too often.
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>>68401486
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>>68401473
ayyyy nope, sorry
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The real story here is that pathetic little Brazil couldn't score
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>>68400972
What year?
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From
>Ronaldinho, Kaka, Rivaldo, Romario, Ronaldo, Cafu, Roberto Carlos

to

>losing to Peru and getting eliminated with Haiti


my fucking sides
you will never, ever recover from this
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>>68401271
MEME MAGIC
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>>68401271
MEME MAGIC
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>>68401271
WHY ARE WE AS A NATION CONDEMNED AFTER LOSING A FOOTBALL MATCH

WHAT THE HELL DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?
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>>68401271
this shit

it keeps happening
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>bully haiti into a 7-1 loss
they deserve it the cunts
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>>68401580

Top kek, disgusting
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>>68401556

>having a goose on your team
>expecting it to go well
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>>68401461
just a shitty ref m8, there were a couple of penalty fouls for both side he didn't give as well.

we don't typically blame refs though, like Colombians who are butthurt years later, the team had the opportunity to win/draw despite all that and failed.
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>>68401271
>68401271
>71
>7-1
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>>68401580
ABSOLUTELY
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>>68401402
really?

not looking for a fight, but i was curious. brazil did really poorly in the Panamerican U23.

not saying that >our team will be good, considering we won't have Dybala or Icardi
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>>68401619
you got 7-1'd
check'em
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>>68401556

>having a fucking goose on your team
>expecting it to go well
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>>68401271
>7-1

MEME MAGIC
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>>68401271
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so it is the end of the Dunga wannabe coach meme?
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>>68400402

see >>68400816

I like the idea tho
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>>68401580
>Dittin Du Nuffin.
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>>68401271

HOW THE FUCK

ON EVERY GODDAMN THREAD
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When did jogo Bonito die? 2006?
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>>68401271
Every time.
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ERA MANO
R
A

M
A
N
O
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>>68401271
7-1
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>2011: Get knocked out on penalties by Paraguay with all the Brazilians failing to score a single penalty
>2014: 7-1
>2015: Get knocked out AGAIN by FUCKING PARAGUAY on penalties
>2016: Get knocked out in group stages for the first time in Copa America
Have they finally hit Rock Bottom? Can they go deeper?
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>>68401271
>>68401619

LADRON QUE ROBA LADRON TIENE 100 AÑOS DE PERDON
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>>68401271
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>>68401580
>Conmebol.webm
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>>68401271
JUST
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>>68401580
topjej

requesting EL PERUANO pasta pls
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>>68401271
>71
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>>68401666
we send our C team to the pan-american m8, most of the players are already pros and starters, wouldn't go to such an irrelevant tournament.
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>>68401619
Elected a woman to run the country.
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>>68401813
who is this PeePee hippie?
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>>68401811
Yep, wait until we dont get into a WC for the first time in history
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Brazil was a mistake.

US, please, do us a favor and nuke us already.

We are in desperate need.
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>>68401271
pure coincidence
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>>68400402
If things depended on "brazilians fans" alone nothing of this, even 7-1 would ever happened

cbf is fucking trash killing our football
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VAI TOMAR NO CU DUNGA, VAI TOMAR NO CU CBF, VAI TOMAR NO CU A PORRA DA IMPRENSA Q DA HYPE PRA ESSE TIME BOSTA, E VAI TOMAR NO CU TITE QUE NAO ASSUME ESSA BUCETA DE SELEÇÃO
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>>68401271
every fucking time

Are these just vpn users scripting
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>>68401811
We are well on our way to be out of a WC for the first time.
>>
>>68401271
This is Karma for what you did to Haiti.
>>
>>68401580
EL PERU-ANO
>>
>>68401773
the odds are the same as a repeating digit number, it's just a matter of time before a brazilian poster gets one
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>>68401271
>71
>your nation will never be BTFO by fate this much
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>>68401271
STOP IT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68401901
>Tite

Another shit manager, m8
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>>68401271
jesus christ i can't breath
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>>68398589
7-1
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>>68400945
I Gotchu Texas
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>>68401902
either that or hiroshimoot hates BR
>>
>>68401917
no, it's 1/100, dubs are 1/10
>>
>>68401271
>71
JUST
U
S
T
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>>68401271
keeps happening

i feel kinda sad

you guys are cursed by KEK
>>
>>68401917
> odds of 1-7
>>
>>68401917
>it's only a matter of time
It's in the remnants of the last gamethread

>>68401671
>>
>mfw 'peru' is slang for dick in Brazil
>mfw everyone making jokes about the handball of the 'dick' even on mainstream media
>>
>>68400932
cheating cunts
>>
>>68401917
>1/10 = 1/100
American math.
smhirltbqhfam
>>
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>>68401811
Daily reminder that Felipe Melo was the key to the apocalypse

Brazilian football was never the same
>>
>>68401271
hue.
>>
>>68401914
That troll smile, well played peru.
>>
>>68401901
>tite

You're joking, right? He is as bad as Dunga, comrade.
>>
>>68402085
not even Joel Santana is as bad as Dunga
>>
>>68402035
>zero hora
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>>68401271

>tfw missed the meme magic of la copa
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>>68401611
Nice meme m8
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GEMANS AND RUSSIANS SHOUDLD BE RANGEBANED HERE you ME IF YOU AGREE

so much suffering for our people
it should end
now.
>>
>>68401580
CHEEKY
H
E
E
K
Y
>>
>>68401881
Valerie Rios

http://www.proporn.com/video/393057/lovely-valerie-rios-can-t-wait-to-drill-her-holes-with-hot-toys

http://www.porntube.com/videos/camryn-cross-battles-valerie-rios-using-tongues-twats_1160550
>>
>>68401999

>I Gotchu Texas

Holy shit give me my sides again
>>
>>68402134
Ask and shall be done, Mr. President.
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>>68398942
>based Ganso
I don't even why he was called. Ganso and Elias aren't players to Seleção.
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>>68401138
World cup 2014 semifinals
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>mfw some mediocre coach like Dorival Júnior takes over
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>>68401271
wew
>>
>>68401999
>The I am going to get fired in the morning" face
>>
>There will be a generation of zika parents whose only sport memory will be getting buttfucked at every sporting competition
>The favela of Brazil
Loving every laugh
>>
>>68399920
5 WC tho
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>>68401271
>>
>>68402209
He and Rodrigo Caio were called just to fuck up Sao Paulo's Brasileirao

And it worked
>>
>>68398589
Not enough Fred to be honest.
>>
>>68401999
Hello darkness my old friend
>>
>>68401271
Hilarious
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>>68400900
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>>68401271
>>
If Argentina doesn't win this shit now Messi will retire from the NT.
>>
>>68402184
thank you brother
you responding to all my posts
good luck and let the sun be with you
>5:20 in the mornig here
i have a beer... few. how are you/?
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>>68401271
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>>68400402
Actually, I don't think we really need a foreign manager. We have some good options, like Corinthians' Tite, Fluminense's Levir Culpi, Palmeiras' Cuca and Atlético's Marcello Oliveira.

The problem is because all those managers won't accept CBF exigences and the old folks behind it want someone stupid to do it.
>>
>>68400159
we always spill our spaghetti when facing you, at least until 2015.
>>
>>68400159
what refball giveth, refball taketh away
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>>68402451
Hey fellow brazilian I need to know why the fuck you haven't fired dunga after the past 7-1? I still aske myself that (I was a fan of your team, now you are a disgrace TAT)
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>mfw >Br7z1l spent 24 years without winning the WC while having GOAT players
>its been 14 years since the last WC win and the team only gets worse
>>
>>68400900
>>68402404
RIP
>>
>>68402505
>levir
>>
>>68401965
>>68402085

Who else? Maybe Muricy i guess, and pls dont say a foreigner.
>>
>>68401580
malicia_indigena.webm
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>>68402578
You do know that Dunga got in AFTER the 7-1 and there was a purge of everyone even remotely related to that ever since right?

Not that it changed anything
>>
>>68402578
CBF
>>
>>68402578
Ese era Scolari.
>>
>>68402636
muricy is a fucking idiot

>I visited FC Barcelona for a week now we gonna play like them
>>
>>68401580
BASED PERU

I hope you expose the Colombia meme
>>
>>68402636
Parreira again
>>
Oh, my bad then, still with dunga the team played like shit
>>
>>68402684
Don't forget the awesome job he did at Flamengo
>>
>>68402240
Celso Roth when
>>
Prior to today, when was the last time Peru beat Brazil?
>>
Brazil a shit
>>
>>68402636
The next coach has to be a foreigner
>>
>>68402636
Parreira, Zagallao and Felipão won WCs ans they are all shit
So the problem isnt a good coach really, its a good team
>>
>>68402812
peru is 2 good

>chorwacja
dzień dobry
>>
>>68402810

1985
>>
>>68401271
>>
>>68402833
foreigners good enough to justify hiring earn absurdly more in clubs.
>>
The media and CBF must stop pushing shit players into the national team, period.

Also

>CBF cant even convice Barcelona to let Neymar play
>Implying the germans had any trouble to get any of their players out of their clubs for Euro
>>
>>68399293
Hand of God-ito
>>
>>68402810
1985
>>
>>68401271
It keeps happening lmao
>>
>>68402875
Thanks, I knew it was a long time ago.
>>
>>68402833
Ramon Diaz is available now
>>
>>68402922
ur stupid

players aren't obligated to go to the Olympics if they're called. It was a negotiation, either one or the other.
>>
>>68400132
>isis attacking the olympics

Holy shit. That'd be a huge mistake for them.
>>
>>68401271
holy molly
>>
>>68402810
1985 in a friendly match
>>
>>68398589
THE HAND OF PACHAMAMA
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>>68401580
after the US gets eliminated im pulling for Peru lads.
>>
>>68402048
Actually it's 2/100 because it can be either 17 or 71.
>>
Good old times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqtpO6JWz0g
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>>68402901
Sampaoli is a good choice
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>>68401271
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>>68401271
JUST
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>>68403119
he's going to jail
>>
>>68399921
Jokes aside, holy fuck.

Germans attacking are pretty fucking scary. They're like robots.
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>>68401474
Is that a tranny?
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>>68401580
based as fuck
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>>68401271
>>
>>68400932
PERU STRONK
>>
>>68401580
>he could have winked
>he didn't wink
I respect his memes but will never forgive him for not memeing even harder
>>
>>68403317
meme magic
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>>68403288
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>>68401271
it doesnt stop
>>
>>68402451
USA is winning it, and you can't fucking stop us.

Be glad your down years are now so you can make excuses
>>
They just don't have many good players
This isn't really even an under-performance
Them making it to the WC semis was an absolute fluke literally on the level of SK in 2002.
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Seems like this thread needs a hand
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>>68401775
2002
>>68402505
Don't fuck my Fluminense
>>
>>68401271
will brazil ever recover?
>>
>>68399920
That's North Eastern USA
>>
>>68402118
>>68402118
>>68402118
>>68402118
>>68402118
>>
>>68403531
is that you?
>>
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>>68399586
>THIS IS the first time that they use the tv to decide the goal
>mfw
>>
>>68403682
yes
>>
>>68401271
>7-1
>>
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>>68403765
>>
>>68403682
me on the left
>>
>>68403765
It won't matter since that was a really awful referee.
>>
>>68401165
No, they are injecting the bacterias with it.
>>
>>68403509
South Korea was no fluke.

That was a fix.
>>
>>68399586
There is only one reason that it's been delayed as much as possible.
Match fixing.
>>
>>68398831
*puedes ayudarme
>>
>>68404226
Me puedes ayudar is valid in spanish
>>
>>68404226

it's the same thing
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Reff monitor is for the amerilards and the cucks don't get that shit in our real sport
>>
>mfw just found out the news
>mfw I have no face
>>
>>68400229
These true huebros?
>>
>>68403264
Sevilla actually
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>>68400229

Now you got real
>>
>>68401271
recognise
>>
>>68404351
what is it m8
there is a war?
>>
>>68401491
>Elias
>Renato Augsto
>Gabigol
>Lucas Lima
Yeah, no one to blame
>>
>>68400229
>Our football confederation is corrupt and colludes with agents to call certain players to the national team so they can sell them for more money.
True

>Our youth system is now based on growing strong defensive midfielders who can be sold instead of able playmakers like in the past.
True

>Our clubs are bankrupt thanks to mismanagement
True

>and cannot compete with European, Asian and even Mexican clubs for talent.
Kinda. I'm with you when you say European and Asia it's only when it came to arabian and chinese markets. Chinese isn't even worse because some players know it's a mistake going there. Mexican? Pfff.

>>68400229
>Brazil is the new Hungary. A great team in the past that is falling into irrelevance. Soon people won't even laugh at us anymore and will just hope we can achieve something for the sake of the past.
Hungary? I don't know. I think we will be something closer to France level today. Maybe Spain.
>>
isn't it against the rules to touch the ball with your hand
>>
>>68404738
Renato did nothing wrong.

Gabigol is young. I think it's good to see him called because he can get used to the team early to 2018.

Lucas Lima shouldn't be a problem, but we saw now he's not a player for Brazil team.

Elias is a big problem.
>>
>>68404747
He hit the goal with his thigh :^)
>>
>>68401999
The exact moment he realized he fucked up
>>
7-1
>>
Mano de Viracocha
>>
>>68404958
:)
>>
Fuck this, just gonna watch CSGO from now on, at least FalleN wins shit,
>>
>>68404988
>>
>>68403298
yes....
nah is actually a chic called johana gonzalez
>>
>>68399719
Douglas Costa? Thiago Silva? Marquinhos? Willian?
>>
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>>68404226
A gringo trying to correct a german in Spanish.
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>>68405535
>a gringo

you still didn't realize there's 60 MILLION chicanos living in the US, did you?
>>
>>68405535
>>68405882
Thanks g'a'ys he doesn't realize that i speak better spanish than his mexican maid
>>
>>68404226
*puedes comerme el cipote?
>>
>>68400816
Bullshit. If some italian offered to do it you muh heritage fags would agree.
>>
>>68407518

there's not a single italian that would be allowed to manage argentina unless they were camoranesi or some offshored shit like that

>yfw camoranesi won a world cup because of his decision

and why did he win?
well that's the joke, because Trezeguet, another offshored argentinian, missed the penalty.

country fulll of filthy chokers
>>
>>68400867
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>
>>68400069
something even worse.
Brazil always plays like shit in the olympics. They never won a gold medal for football.
>>
>>68400402
They were offered Guardiola and refused, getting Felipão "MUH 2002" Scolari instead. It's all been downhill from there.
>>
>>68401271
>71
every fucking time, kek
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>>68400761
>>68400877
>>
>>68401271
top cuck
>>
>>68404158
How? The markets get suspended instantly
>>
>>68407617
it never ends, does it?
>>
>>68401271
Every BR post should change to xx...71 tbqh
>>
Holy fuck. Brazil in its entirety is JUST taken form.

I can't wait for the Olympics.
>>
>>68398589
Our players can't fap before matches anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03l-f1M6O1U
>>
>>68401271
dem digits
>>
>>68401271
Coitados...
>>
>>68401580
oh lmao
i would be pissed as fuck but this is too funny
>>
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I don't care about the Olympic Games!! We, brazilians, never cared for those small-medium sized tournaments. We never cared about the Olympic Games. Those are the Argentinians, they take every small-medium trophy they can! Brazilians always aimed for the big fish. I want the 2018 World Cup, that's the only thing that can redeem ourselves!
>>
>>68401271
holy kek
>>
>Silva
>Luiz
>Marcelo
>Casemiro
>Oscar
>Costa
>Neymar

They were missing 7 starters
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>>68401271

>71

wew
>>
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>>68401271
>>
>>68399390
Es futbol hermano, todos los equipos roban eventualmente.
>>
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>>68412586
That logo looks pretty good.
>>
The question now is how many years before Brazil turns things around.
>>
>>68401271
Haha
>>
>>68401271
you are cursed
>>
Too many Brazil based players.

Brazil's managers should heavily favour players based in Europe and with at least 3 years of experience in European football.
>>
>>68401999
>merda

Is that what he says?
>>
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>>68399398
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>>68401271
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>>68407617

Based digits
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>>68401815
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>>68401271
somethings fishy

>>68401917
this is nice tho
>>
>>68424763
>"Brazilian newspaper: Dick get's hard and slams the hand in Brazil"
obs.:"Peru" in portuguese means "Dick", "slams the hand" means "to rob"

OH MY... KKKK, laughed my ass off with that!!! hsuahsuhasuhsauashuashuashuashhsauashusahu
>>
>no Fernandinho
dunga pls
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