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STRASBURG LOSES TONIGHT
Royals
Who's are an abstract art form and a social experiment
>Kersh vs Cueto
E-even year...
Red Sox at Minnesota:
>>68290574
>>68290574
>>68290574
>>68290521
>you're an absolute stud pitcher
>projected top 10 pick in the major league baseball draft
>you get all the grils
>you're the toast of the town
>they're basically building statues in your likeness in your local town square
>get drafted by this team
What do you do?
>>68290632
>>68290632
>>68290632
Red Sox vs Minnesota
>>68290704
Dude did you even bother to look in this thread.
>its a "/mlb/ overrates their teams draft picks as if they are 100% going to play in the majors" episode
tippity toppity kekkity
love these episodes such a comfy comedy
>>68290922
literally nobody knows if any draft pick will work out
first overall pick could end up never seeing a major league game
>1st inning
>chris sale already given up a homer to a lefty for the first time in 4 years
>>68290922
Its funny because you get pretty excited about a draft pick but you generally will never see him or its years down the road. Then there's that once in a blue moon later round pick who is the next Albert Pujols.
>>68291049
ABSTRACT
ART
SOCIAL
EXPERIMENT
>>68291049
>be clayton Kershaw
>literally have never allowed a HR to a ANY hitter on a curveball in 1400 innings pitched
>2014 NLCS Game 6
>left handed hitter comes up
>throw curveball
>it's a fucking homer
>lose game lose season
.....
>get MVP honors the week after
>>68290676
Learn to be a groundball pitcher I guess
>>68290313
>Drafted in the first round
>Fourth overall
>By the Rockies
Has any player ever been JUSTed this soon into his professional career before?
>>68291190
>>68291277
I guess you retards can't understand that this isn't a contract for life.
If you get good like ubaldo u get ur ass traded to Baltimore or w/e
I fucking hate the rockies
>>68291356
Your career is tainted if you get lit the fuck up as a rookie in a meme park. That ballpark is so conducive to hitters it's fucking retarded. Take tulo for example the epitome of a Coors babby.
>SALE GAVE UP ANOTHER HOME RUN TO HOSMER
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>68291593
ART
FORM
The who's aren't even a real MLB team. They're just a social experiment to see how people respond to the worst run worst performing team.
>Even Kelby fucking Tomlinson is injured
Holy fucking shit I hate this month
>Three Hundred and Twenty Five Million Dollars
?? is there a split thread or is it just that dead
LA Dodgers vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>68291664
>>68291664
>>68291664
Who else /NoRunSupport/?
>>68291761
4chan was down because cloudflare was having an autistic episode
>SALE HAS GIVEN UP 3 (THREE) HOME RUNS
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ELITE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""ACE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Kyle Lewis dropped because teams thought he wouldn't sign
>Mariners already have a deal worked out
>>68291175
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/05/clayton-kershaw-curveball-homer-dodgers-giants-mlb
>>68291783
>3 starts
>2 runs of support
>>68291926
He didn't drop because of signability. He dropped because his workouts for teams were terrible, he Ks way too much for the shit conference he is, and oh by the way you forgot to mention that the mariners already want an mri done on him.
Most overrated player in the draft honestly.
>tfw 4chan briefly goes down and you don't know what to do with your life
>>68291926
alex jackson 2.0
whitesox are doing the thing again
>>68292418
entertainment thread
>>68292333
>>68292407
Oh thank god I thought it was my shit tier phone
Your 2016 American League Cy Young Award Winner.
>the cusb about to lose to the braves
>this team thinks they'll do anything in October
Please stop my sides can't take anymore
boy these angels are a disaster desu senpai
>the city of chris sale
>3 HRs given up, 2 (TWO) to a lefty
>responsible for 2 runners on base with no outs
>>68292521
plenty of teams have lost to the braves
also they are trying to trade for chapman so this season is essentially over already
>loud islamic prayer music outside my window
TRUMP ELECTED WHEN
>40 pitches first inning
>Robin Ventura will never be hanged
>Robin Ventura will never be launched out of a cannon into Canada
>Robin Ventura will be the manager forever
>Jerry Reinsdorf will live to be 103.
>>68292859
Hey fuck you we don't want your shit
kershit is finished
>Atlanta 5 - Cusb 1
#FireRobin
>Robin Ventura actually has a job in the Major Leagues while you're in your mom's basement shitposting on 4chan
>tfw all your draft picks including the highschoolers are going to sign
>>68293289
>your
are you the GM?
>>68293289
t. phil bickford
>>68293359
delete this
>>68290364
Haha he didn't
>le balk man
>>68293969
how is this allowed?
>le get up ball get up man
>>68294193
makes up for that disgusting at bat against the tigers
>pie rats
>sale
>5 runs 6 innings
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""ace"""""""""""""""""""""""
>Steven
>Fucking
>Wright
>a Knuckleball pitcher who wasn't even expected to make the 40 man active roster coming out of Spring Training
>has the lowest ERA in the American League at 2.09
I love this memeball throwing california lanky fuck i love him so fucking much right now
>>68294854
>we STILL dont win
NUKE OUR ROTATION
>>68294854
>W
all that matters desu
>>68294901
How pathetic
>>68294860
>>68290394
>8 game losing streak
kek
>>68291783
>yet another 1 run loss
>Royals in free fall
>>68295141
>6-20 streak
>7-1 loss
KEK
>>68295215
>being this salty
>>68295199
>>68295141
>>68295010
>>68294970
>who's fans out of the woodwork because their team barely won one game
>>68295318
>>68295010
I know we're happy for the W tonight but please stop this. His face is triggering me.
>Royals in injury mode
>Twins in J-U-S-T mode
>White Sox in VENTURA mode
>Tigers in only pitching or only bats mode
>Indians lead growing
>>68295333
>literally mad as fuck
For all you whos fans screeching to fire Robin, who would he be replaced by?
>>68295656
a doormat
>>68295656
Drake LaRoche
>>68295656
Any one of the posters in the game threads, Yes even based AJ
>>68295333
>roylel "fans"
>complaining about other teams coming out of the woodwork
pffft
>sox fans really are coming out of the woodwork
any who regularly post here would know to just ignore that guy
>>68295462
Don't worry anon. I'm about to sign another has-been to fix this team even more. Remember, I always get my man. Always
>>68295960
MWSGA
>>68295917
Not every person is a doormat.
>>68295988
>Again
>the arizona diamondbacks
>>68297179
Obviously he means the '77 South Side Hitmen team
HOLY FUCK
>BROORS
>BOOERS
oh my god
>Your AL ERA leaders:
1. Steven Wright: 2.09
2. Danny Salazar: 2.24
3. Rich Hill: 2.25
4. Marco Estrada: 2.57
5. Jose Quintana: 2.58
>the AL leader in ERA is a knuckleball pitcher
The AL is such a shitshow.
>the marshmallow candyland of milwaukee
JUST
>rookies
>>68297711
DOUBLEOUT
>>68297711
>>68297609
>>68297558
>>68297539
Familia with a 1 run lead
>>68297787
so a guaranteed win?
brewers literally a little league team
how embarrassing
Is familia elite?
>>68298050
fucking hell that's awful
>>68298050
>chasing down a guy into a pickle who's already out
Where were you when the entire country of Russia was banned from posting on 4chan?
Too bad it couldn't have been Canada back in August.
>>68298050
What happened here?
>>68298228
>mad at a leaf
>>68298294
someone thought Milwaukee should have a baseball team
>>68298294
>bases loaded
>drops line drive
>steps on second
>runner from first is out
>proceed to chase down said runner back to first even though he's out already
>>68298294
forceout at 2nd then chased down the same guy they just got out
>>68298294
Chased down runner from 1st who was already forced out with bases loaded.
>Brewers
>kershaw with 11 Ks in 7 innings
duhrurrrrrr how man e tiemz do u hav to get saem runer out?
So is CC an Ace again?
>>68298388
13 ks in 7 2/3 innings
W E W
E
W
if the whos are an abstract art form, what are the broors?
>>68298458
I hope so, I'm worried about him having a hard regression though
>>68298808
who is this semen demon
>>68298715
still not winning
>the seattle mariners
>>68299005
......are winning?
say my name
>>68299065
ミスタメット
>>68299065
le crying man who cant hit
If the runner was already out, why did the Brewers infielder chase him down? What was the point? Did he forget he dropped the ball?
>>68298787
A 7 year old playing The Show
>>68299186
whether the 2nd baseman thought it was a lineout or a grounder there was no reason to chase the guy
Windians!
>rags fielding
canadabro webm when
>>68299376
> Reddick
How to lose a game:
Presented by Bruce Botchy
>>68299376
>mfw Kluber is elite
How to secure a win:
Presented by the Dodger Pitching Staff
>>68299670
RARE KLUBER
>>68299653
fucking casillla reeeeeeee. spoiled my night.
>>68298808
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>mfw i remember everyone who had written off harvey in may
>>68299752
HE'S FAT. I'LL MAKE HIM BLEED.
>>68299376
>>68299530
>>68299670
>yfw da Wigwam Warriors win one for Da Land
>>68299752
Still is shit though, shoulder is still fading
>>68299779
>0.90 ERA in his last 3 starts
ya whatever you say man
>>68299707
this
>>68299752
you mean mest fans that were booing and shitting on him mercilessly?
Clayton Kershaw in 2016:
100 2/3 Innings Pitched, 122 strikeouts, 6 walks. #Dodgers
>Rags
>>68299812
KerGOAT
>>68299873
Holy fucking butterface
>>68299809
>>68299752
You're welcome Mets
>>68299770
Just like in 95 and 97?
>>68299919
Rude tbqh
>>68299905
>best ERA starter in the AL loses to one of the worst ERA starters in the NL
I'm still keking about that game. Is there any other doubt that the AL is a complete babby league for babbies?
>>68299989
Holy shit
>rags
>>68299989
kek
>>68299989
>rands
>>68299811
>this entire general wasn't reveling in harvey's supposed """"decline""""
nice revisionism fampai
>>68299905
thanks senpai, appreciate the help against walgreens the other night
dinger ho lee amirite
>>68299994
That was very rude
Its not Qs fault his lucks so bad
>>68299904
still though, dem fuckin' titties
>>68300014
>>68300041
He's a big guy
>>68299919
Can you imagine the sheer amount of butthurt over "Muh racism" that would happen if the feather series of '95 happened today even though poll after poll shows that the natives don't give a fuck? You already have some turbofags calling them the "Cleveland/Atlanta baseball club" as if calling your team "the braves" is some huge fucking insult.
>Braves security
top kek
>>68300124
BLACKED
>>68300124
What a retard, hope he gets banned for life
0 tolerance means 0 tolerance
Regals
>>68299919
90's teams were fun as fuck desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0vxBrC1lOs
>>68300124
kek
>>68300124
>white, fat hipster guy is scared of a dominant black male
Hahahahahahaha.
>>68300124
Yo that's fucked up. I hope he got an apology and a beer for that.
>>68300200
>accidentally fall into field of play
>it's somehow your fault and you get banned
What?
>>68300124
>Y-You can fuck my girlfriend I'm sorry
>>68300258
>I'VE ALREADY FUCKED HER, WHITE BOI
>>68300124
"GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE"
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>>68300314
>>68300319
>>68300256
0 tolerance
>>68300319
>white ppl quoting some antique film at an attempt at a joke
Not only is it not funny but its extremely insensitive to the those of dark flesh.
>>68300393
kys pissboi
>>68300393
Build wall
>>68300124
that's pretty good security though
who gets more pussy? a left handed pitcher or right handed pitcher?
>>68300802
the pitcher who has the bigger dick
>"""long relief""" pitcher
>enters the game with missing stamina
>gets tired after 13 pitches
He hasn't pitched in several games (I don't even think that matters in DD anyways). He was fully warm when I put him in. I didn't warm him up and sit him down before either.
Fucking hell, The Show is so annoying sometimes.
>>68300393
>be kershit
>be shit in the playoffs
reminder that kershit's regular season performance level is inversely proportional to his postseason suckage
>>68300124
wtf i hate blacked.com now
>>68300900
That shit happens with reliever Sale before he even throws a pitch. Annoying
>go to minor league game
>get 3 foul balls
>mfw kike cucks were telling me I should have given the balls to kidfags who were 30 seats away from me
>Casilla
>>68301029
Kids always have priority for balls you disgusting man child
>>68301056
>implying
>>68301029
Why do you need 3 balls? Just give one away you loser.
>>68301056
If there was a kid 4 or 5 seats away from me I would have given him a ball but I am not chucking a ball to some NEET faggot 2 rows of seats away
>>68301092
getting qt prospects / rehab fags to sign the balls. Or if I sell a kid all fucked up by tism or something in another game I can give him a ball. No need to waste a ball on an abled bodied kid that should be able to secure his own ball
>>68300095
NBC was kinda butthurt about it even for 1995 from what I recall. They got even more upset though when Belle cussed out Hannah Storm.
>"The Indians wanted me to issue a statement of regret when the fine was announced, but I told them to take it out. I apologize for nothing."
>>68300226
>confiscated Belle's bat after the game-tying homer
lel
That team had so many great personalities.
>>68301091
I hope that lady got kicked out
>>68301054
>cucksilla
>>68301091
she didn't even catch it, bitch snatched out of her hands
Death Sentence because? Coors Field?
Nope
Shit mechanics that'll blow out his elbow
>>68301177
Both desu
>your rival team gets a young flamethrower destined for bigs
D-don't worry, he'll blow out his arm before he faces us, r-right?
>>68301291
Colorado pitchers this year are doing a lot better, especially Gray. Colorado is always going to be tough to play in, but Pint has the stuff to win there.
Big time pitcher. Great pick.
>>68301340
somewhat better, but you can't go by advanced stats alone, gray is still giving up 6ER/9IP at coors
>>68301320
big fastball means literally nothing, the only reason bustgaard got good was because warthen taught him his slider
venturas consistently thrown 96/97 even 80 or 90 pitches deep and hes been getting fucking shelled
>>68301419
Isn't almost all of that concentrated in a handful of starts at the beginning of the season?
Have you been watching him this year? He's been filthy.
>>68301419
>5 ERA with 10k/9 and 2 bb/9
who /npb/ here
>>68301440
thor throws 100 in the 7th desu
but you're right the 95 mph sliders help :)
>>68301836
How many more years until he gets TJS? I say 3
Does anybody ever wish that they didn't like baseball or sports in general? It's too emotionally taxing to care about when you think about what it actually is
>>68301906
Nah
>>68301906
>>/pol/
>>68301906
not at all
I love baseball, even if my team has been mediocre for the majority of its existence
in the end baseball, like all sports, is just a game. all games have outcomes. life's too short to be emotionally destroyed by a game. especially a game that you really have no control over.
>>68302066
Lol, what?
I love baseball and I'll never stop, I'm just saying sometimes I didn't care as much as I do
How is this /pol/?
>>68302103
*sometimes I wish I didn't
>>68301906
>Getting legitimately upset about someone else failing at their job while being paid millions who has no relation with you
I get upset because it's something I enjoy, but not that upset
>>68301906
You might be autistic, lad
>>68302152
Sure, maybe. All I'm saying is there's way more productive things I could be spending my time doing than sinking hours of my time everyday into watching baseball and caring even a little bit about your team winning or losing
It was just a question, not sure why everyone's overreacting and acting like I crumple up into the fetal position and cry if my team loses
>>68302250
i know that feel but at least you feel something and have an emotional attachment to something
>>68290676
Hit dingers like MadBum
>>68302250
>All I'm saying is there's way more productive things I could be spending my time doing than sinking hours of my time everyday into watching baseball and caring even a little bit about your team winning or losing
If you're worried about time, you should start with not browsing a website made to fling shit back and forth with people. At least sports serve a purpose of entertaining you.
>>68302333
You shitheads entertain me sometimes too tho :^)
>he hasn't voted for the ROTY to appear in the ASG
its like you hate fun
>>68302644
Not to mention he's a write in ballot.
Disgusting desu
Reminder that Gregg Zaun is /mlb/'s guy
>Handsome
>Tailored suits
>Bangs 10/10 broads
>Rides Harley motorcycles
>World Series Champ
>Only Blue Jay to hit a walk off grand slam in the extras
>Thinks Marcus Stroman sucks because he's a manlet
>BTFO of Yordano Ventura
>Said he would have punched Bautista too
>>68302881
>rides a harley
fucking pleb bike fucking nigger shitter faggot overrated bike.
>>68303120
>>68303147
holy shit what a fucking squid. ahahahahahah
>>68302644
I did tho
>>68301906
life long dodgers fag. the doyers are the fucking razor cake team of MLB. each year they find new ways to cock up the postseason
>>68301906
jints fan and i even know that feel.
the postseasons are always a fucking stress fest desu.
>>68303661
>stress fest
>knowing the demi god KEK has granted you his even year blessing
mfw
>>68303712
yeah its euphoria when they won those eries.
but i appreciate the odd years when i can just enjoy the postseason without the stress nome sayin
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE-HO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4
>>68303661
>>68303848
OH WOE IS ME AND MY EVEN YEAR STRESS
>rags
>>68290676
dont sign
lol aybar has a 13 wrc+
>>68306241
I heard he was gay
bump for at least >we aren't last in the AL
>watching highlights from last night
>See the Cueto balk in a run one
>The whole time the commentators are talking about how it isn't a balk
I agree with them, you can take a long high leg kick. Was it actually a balk or massive umpball?
>>68311197
It didn't have anything to do with the leg kick you fucking retard.
It's about that little shimmy he does. He started and stopped his motion in the opinion of thr umpire.
>>68302644
>Rookie of the Year
>34 years old
Why is this allowed?
>>68311363
The commentators disagree.
>>68311641
There's a shock
>>68311641
>replying to dg
Junior jays Saturday
Should I go?
>>68300226
>>68301137
Windians btw
>rands
>roylels
>detoilet
>cusb
>a'ss
>lastros
Which was more pathetic last night?
General question:
When do we see Big Time Timmy Jim?
Does he look MLB ready?
>>68313404
Pirtaes
>>68314429
Pretty soon. They are desperate for a starter. His velocity is up a bit. Still gets in trouble from the stretch.
>>68312211
If I lived there I'd go to games every day
Your 2016 AL MVP and the best SS in the league
>>68311197
Doesn't matter in the end. Dodgers would have scored two runs regardless as agon hit a single, which would score both runs.
>>68290364
Phillies being Phillies
>Yankees are now back to 500
What the fuck?
>>68318205
God dammit, I wish they would hurry up and start tanking so other teams could start buying players
Giants need a bullpen badly
come on jints just don't get swept
>>68318890
So when does Casilla get DFA?
>>68318962
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PEN IS WORSE
>>68319044
Seriously? Casilla is the best option? What about Strickland?
>>68319044
>strickland
kys my man
>>68318205
we beat up on shittier teams. We'll go back to being under .500 when we play Boston, Baltimore and Toronto.
>>68319642
If you could sweep Baltimore and Boston that would be grreeeeat.
>>68313404
not including the
>broors
who were easily the worst
>pulling your pitcher before the end of the 4th
>lillies
>>68320602
You will NEVER suck so bad that you try to get a runner who is already out and jogging off the field into a pickle.
What were they THINKING?
>Harper
What is their endgame?
>>68322300
>I will sign everyone. No matter how old or how dead
Red Sox at Twins:
>>68323527
>>68323527
>>68323527
Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 4m4 minutes ago
>No. 4 overall pick Riley Pint's deal with the Rockies should be finalized soon. Expected to be just short of $5M. Physical all that's left.
he's actually going through with it the absolute madman
>>68323609
>turning down 5 million at 17 years old
You must be some kind of stupid
>>68322300
bring back the special kid
Phillies finally accepting their fate for their season. It was a nice run. But we all knew they'd finish 15 under .500.
The twins are already down 4-0
The top of the 1st JUST ended
And I'm alone in my thread
>>68323550
>>68323913
i hope they never have a winning season ever again
tfw no twins gf
>>68325294
>Somebody is mad they haven't won a ring this decade
Greg Johns@GregJohnsMLB
Mariners have selected Trey Griffey, son of Ken Griffey Jr., in 24th round. He's a football player at Arizona.
>>68290676
Sit back and rake in the money.
>>68328913
Memeiners incarnate
>>68291277
matt harrington
>>68328913
shouldnt this tell baseball the draft is too fucking long?
>>68329449
>Harrington is currently working for the local Costco store, in the tire department, making $11.50 per hour
Welp
>>68329526
that was obvious when the padres drafted johnny manziel a few years ago
>>68329526
How many rounds in total? 40?
Is there anyone that will be able to stop them from deep playoff runs every year for the next decade?
>>68330276
The AL West sucks ass so nah
>>68330276
In sure this guy will find a way.
I'm trying to get into baseball and have picked the Pirates to be my team. Anything particular I need to know about them or did I make a good choice?
>>68330472
The Pirates are a pretty good team to choose. They play in a pretty good division so games against the cardinals and cubs will always be entertaining. They always seem to get cucked in the wildcard game though. They also have the best outfield in baseball.
>>68330460
To win WS MVP?
I agree
>>68331158
Doubtful with his spaghetti defense
Post ballplayers you want to see get a career-ending injury.
I'll start.
>>68330276
yankees
red sox
rays
royals
indians
tigers
twins
astros
memeiners
these teams
>>68331821
>twins
>>68331821
>T___s
>Errorietta
>>68332039
>>68332058
>what is a farm system
not surprising blow gays fans wouldn't know how to answer this question
>>68331821
>Astros
I have more belief in the Twins to stop them than the Astros.
>>68332129
So under developed prospects are going to beat the rangers? Keep reaching my idiotic friend.
>>68332129
>byron buston
>bust ho park
>jose bustios
>max kekler
>jorgay poolanco
Teams that could REALISTICALLY reach the World Series this year:
AL:
>Red Sux (need pitching at the deadline, but it could work)
>Rasy (serious meme team potential down the stretch)
>Roylels (defending champs, gotta include them)
>Rags (they can get there, they just can't win)
>Memeiners (they could just be meme enough to do it, by god)
NL:
>Walgreens (too much choke to win it all but I wouldn't exactly say they are cursed)
>Mest (defending NL champs, obvious inclusion)
>St. Louis Cardinals (explanation not needed faggots)
>Jints (even year)
if your team isn't here, you can forget about the fall classic desu
>>68332835
>Not including the Cubs
Nice list you got there
>>68331772
Unlikely last year was a fluke and the bluegays wont be in the playoffs to freeze a game for 45 minutes because of how casual the fans are to not understand the rules of the game and throw trash on the field in their own home stadium
>>68333607
>1908
Makes sense to leave them off
>>68333668
Nice damage control for having a SS making 3 errors in 1 inning.
>>68333726
They were in the NLCS last year and have the best record this year
??
>>68334059
>haven't won the pennant in 71 years
i'll pass
>scored 8 runs on Sale/Q
wew lad
too bad we couldn't win both games
>>68334059
Two Words
OTTOMAN EMPIRE
>>68333838
Yea sure. A team that was widely considered to be swept by the Bluejays almost beat them. And adding insult to injury the Bluejays proved the worse team won the ALDS by playing embarrassingly terrible in the ALCS
its fine though. Hindsight is hindsight and the past is the past. I like to look at the now. Right now I see the Rangers maintaining as a Too team in the AL as the Bluejays begin to crumble into another 2 decades of obscurity
>>68332835
Someone cap this idiotic post for October.
>>68334308
>mfw I have a great grandma who is 106 years old and she is still younger than the cusb drought
>>68334380
>someone thinks the cusb will choke in the playoffs
>cap his post!!
reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>68334431
No you don't
>>68335030
yes I do fag
she could beat your ass probably desu
>>68334323
>taking the eventual WS winners to 6 games
Whatever you say man. You'll forever be associated with a team who does nothing but choke.
>>68334431
lmao nigga how old are you?
>>68335906
ayyyy nigga yiur mom, g ma, and g g ma were sluts bro
>mfw know two people who were drafted today
>Shelby Miller, the Braves "ace", has already lost 17 games
How the hell is that even possible
and yes, the Braves are a terrible team, but that's just mind-boggling
>inb4 >RISP
need someone to shoop a BLACKED logo btw
>RISP
apologize
>another Mets injury
T..thanks
>>68337788
uh.....that was last season
>>68321022
we are embracing the rebuild
>>68333607
he said world series not early post season exit
>Cocoa Crisp
>>68338230
oops, my b
the question remains tho
>>68335654
>get outscored 38 - 23
>might not even make the playoffs year
>most likely won't make it next year
>no farm
Well atleast you have your memes
>>68338694
The entire ranger organization is a meme anon.
>>68338952
haa-haa so is yours my canadian friend
cheers
>>68338694
>no farm
>the blue jays gave up really good prospects last season
well memed apart from hoffman but hes going to ruin his career in coors
Thoughts, lads?
>FIFTEEN RUNS
>15-4
I feel kind of bad for beating up on them like this. They've had a hard enough season as it is.
Thank You Based Blue Jays for shitting on the eternal 4th placers.
1st place soon. :^)
Also I got btfo in my own thread, guess the lefty killer hasn't been as bad as I thought he has.
>>68339688
don't forget
BASED BUCHHOLZ
>>68339595
>Giants meme their way into the playoffs AGAIN
>eternal shitposting when they inevitably sweep everyone on their way to another even-year WS win
>I kill myself because they are, quite literally, the NFL's New York Giants of MLB
>>68339595
>rasy
every time
>Scott Lauber @ScottLauber 7m7 minutes ago
>15 runs, 15 hits, and the highest-scoring offense makes everyone forget that another #RedSox pitcher didn't complete five innings. 15-4 win.
GOD JUST GIB US SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE
>>68340035
ben nintendo and some filler for teheran
>>68340035
would you trade some bats for arms?
t. Sandy Alderson
>>68339688
>eternal 5th placers getting uppity
>again
LMAO
>>68340141
Yup.
>>68340123
Im not giving away nintendo, aka future trout
Granderson a 2B away from the cycle. Probably doesnt bat until the top 8th
>tardnals
>>68340294
is that jay leno?
>>68340185
beanball incoming
>>68340324
mad at qt's
>>68340294
>>68340435
>these are 10s in Ohio
>>68340173
although i've been the barvesfag saying that the red sux would be making a huge mistake trading for teheran (teheran would get absolutely get lit up in fenway as it is and he fucking hates pitching in the cold and noticeably pitches worse in it) something tells me the red sox are going to take a huge bite out of their farm for vizcaino+another bullpen arm+pitching prospect. old buddy frank wren has been spotted in the atlanta area the last few days and he's obviously not here to chum it up with his old "pals" or to see teheran.
>8 IP
>3 ER
>10 SO
>0 BB
>L
Why? Why do the baseball god hate Q so much?
>>68340922
>4.2 IP
>4 ER after being spotted a 4-0 lead in the first
>4 SO
>4 BB
>no L
Why? Why do the baseball gods love E-Rod so much?
>>68340922
Part of the whole abstract art.
>>68340922
He shouldn't have gave up those 3 home runs then
And Robin shouldn't have fucking bunted in the first inning like that
#FireRobin
>2016 White Sox: Slumpbusters
Got a team or player on the decline? Come play us and we'll fix them right back up!!
Oh? The astros are off to a slow start? Here have a series
Yankees ailing? Have a series and make your hitters look good
Nats only batting .240? Come play us and bat .310!
Harvey getting roughed up? Here have a 1 run over 8 IP win
Royals banged up? Here have a sweep
Tigers having pitching trouble? Here have a sweep too!
Royals on an 8 game slide? Here we took care of that!
It's a shame we can't play ourselves.
All your teams owe us thank you notes.
>>68341477
What did he mean by this?
>>68341571
thanks for the 2 out of 3
>>68341608
There will be meme magic in attendance tonight.
>>68341571
Also slumpbusted the Rangers bullpen
>>68339595
>Rasy and Baltimore flip
>Roylels tanking below T___s
>Lastros cucking Rands hard
>Mest and Cusb memeing into playoffs again
>[Multiple Entries intensifying]
Gonna be a fun season
>yet another 1 run loss
LA Dodgers vs SF Giants
7:15 PM ET | 4:15 PM PT
>>68341892
>>68341892
>>68341892
>>68340484
They're a cute desu
>>68341957
>Mest and Cusb memeing into playoffs again
Mets had the best rotation on paper this season. And it's showing with 2nd best team ERA. Cubs had such a potent offense last season. Add Heyward and Zobrist. How is this memeing?
>>68341571
>Helping the royals so much
Aren't they a division rival?
>Bo Bichette says he's looking forward to signing with the jays
Kind of looking forward to see how this progresses in the next 3 years or so. Any draft picks your team got you're intrigued by?
>Xander Bogaerts is batting .358
Other SSs, are you even TRYING?
JASON HEYWARD HAD THREE HITS TODAY INCLUDING A HOME RUN
HOLY SHIT
GIVE HIM ANOTHER #20MM
That milf in the pink top at this mets game behind home plate hnng
>>68342133
>>68342133
>>68342133
Yankees typo thread lads
Fuck the Disastros
>>68342220
Don't just sit there, provide a fucking picture you cunt shit.
>>68337788
teheran is on pace for a similar record with a similar ~3 ERA
>>68338354
because the braves have had a historically terrible offense since the trade deadline of last year and it wasn't exactly a world beater before then
FUCK SOCCER REEEEEE
>After a second MRI on his strained right calf, Felix Hernandez says he will be out four to six weeks
HE'S RAGING OUT
>>68346039
>>68346193
He types like DG lmao
what does he mean by this?
>>68342855
bullshit, Scrooge McDuck had sideburns
>>68346945
>a fucking imaginary mutant(Wolverine) is on the list but not a male duck
>>68346822
Well his brother plays for them
If you guys care
>>68347095
>>68346039
Lana eating a can of spam in one sitting is more relevant than Natty Jake's entire career.
>>68346039
tell that dumb bitch off
>>68346039
I fucking love Snake.
#mynigga
>>68347159
Frankly, I feel that both deserve to stay.
OC that I forgot to use
Verlander has such a peculiar delivery.
>>68350220
shut up
M's/Rags shitposting thread when
memes rags thread where
>>68350220
Not really he sort of reminds me of Roger clemens
>Verlander last 7 starts: 1.93 ERA, 11 BB, 57 SO
>tfw Cubs wasted an Arrieta start on the Barves
>>68350740
Clemens was a much bigger and stronger pitcher though. His delivery was more fluid. Ironically enough he was the pitcher I wanted to throw like when I was a kid.
>>68351324
don't all of their starters have like a 2.0 era anyway
>tfw someone from my old High School was drafted by the Yankees today
I should've never stopped playing Baseball, lads.
>>68352094
You fucking sucked so stfu
>>68352210
I'll fight you in real life you son of a bitch
>>68352094
Alright, I'm gonna be autistic and go through each Yankees draftee today and narrow it down to where you went to school.
>>68352382
>I'm gonna be autist
Always are
>>68352373
You should bring a bat bitch. You'll need it.
Oh wait. You're so fucking shit that if you swung, you'd probably miss.
Friendly reminder that snitches get stitches
>cardinals getting shit together and are currently holders of a wild card
>lastros are mediocre shit
Karma is a bitch
>>68352432
Nah, I can reach next level shit and this won't even touch it. I am powerful, you fucking dwarf.
Jose Fernandez is GOAT holy shit
>dodgers dont have the worst bullpen on the planet any more
feels
good
man
>>68346039
Does pumps in this case mean HGH
>>68352835
It's a shame Loria doesn't give 2 shits about making that team better
Is this a typo or did the cubs trade J.A.?
>DOYERS
>>68352901
Dude they have some legit young talent. Fernandez is probably the best pitcher not named Kershaw or Arrieta.
>>68352843
Maybe not but tonight they have the worst closer in the league
>>68353049
They traded him because the steroids accusations were too much and PR.
I don't even need to watch the rest of the season I already know it's gonna be another jint meme eries run
Fucking hell
At least I'm not a doyer fan
>>68353215
>
>doyers
lol
>>68353558
>take the lead 4-3 in the 10th
>lost 5-4, end of 10.
kek top doyers
>>68353516
I think Fernandez has surpassed him.
>take lead in extra innings
>don't
>doyers
My guy just carried his bat to second kek
>Michael Fulmer second in consecutive scoreless innings to only Jose Fernandez
Absolutely BASED
>>68352094
>>68352432
The Yankees drafted 3 guys today (picks 11-40) that went to high schools in Texas:
Evan Alexander went to Hebron High School
Brian Trieglaff went to Houston Christian High School
Blair Henley went to Arlington Heights High School
Hebron HS is pretty much in Dallas, which is just to the right of Arlington.
Houston Christian HS is in Houston.
Arlington Heights HS is in Forth Worth, which is just to the left of Arlington.
Given that our resident tripfag Texas Yankees is a Rangers fan, we can deduce that Hebron HS or Arlington Heights HS is where he went to school.
>>68353764
Kek
>>68353834
>As I post this Fernandez gives up a solo HR
>>68353636
I don't think you can objectively rank one over another, they're pretty even
you can't say that Thor is worse tho
>>68353878
>cant even hit a guy on an intentional bean
fucking lmao
>>68353851
now THIS is autism
Jake Lamb is pretty underrated.
>>68353851
>Given that our resident tripfag Texas Yankees is a Rangers fan
>
>>68350990
He should be careful he doesn't fuck up his arm, carrying a fridge without a jack
>doyers
>jose fernanshit
>>68353858
>Fernandez has now given up 4 runs this inning
>>68353906
>implying chase "Mephistopheles" utley didn't use his satanic powers to deflect the pitch
dude is legitimately the antichrist
Could this team, with each player at their peak, win a World Series over a similar team comprised of the current best players in the game?
>>68353976
Playing for the Dbacks is a good way to be underrated. Goldschmidt could drive in 150 runs and nobody would care
>>68353851
He didnt go to Heights bc he never jumps into /817/ discussions and had nothing to say about based Kincaids
>>68353995
If i'm honest when it came off the bat i thought it was a dp ball
i shouldve believed in buster i guess
>>68354104
I would take todays best pitching to be honest. There's a handful of guys who are filthy.
>>68353987
He gives no shits about the disastros. He is a Rangers fan, along with a Yankees bandwagoner.
>>68354118
Or perhaps he takes off his trip and goes anonymous to hide the fact of where he's from?
>give up 4 runs in an inning
>third best pitcher in baseball
lmaooo
>>68354117
He finished 2nd in MVP votes lastyear though.
>>68354118
So, based on your assertion "Not Texas Yankees," he went to Hebron.
>>68354163
Don't you have faith in your fellow Anonymous? Why would anyone lie on here?
>>68353851
You absolute madman, I didn't think you'd actually do it
>>68354118
I don't remember any of those discussion desu
>>68354175
I mean yeah, but the average Joe doesn't give a shit
ICHIRO
2974
>>68354199
Good way to out yourself.
>"i-i d-dont even r-remember that guys, s-seriously, 817? W-what is that? h-h-haha"
>>68341571
Thank you whos!
>>68354144
not the point. this is purely a sabermetric ranking.
to qualify a player had to be Hall of Fame-eligible and played at least half of their careers post-1919, when the live-ball era began (which is how Gehrig, Hornsby and Ruth sneak onto the list).
Tom Seaver accumulated the most WAR in the live-ball era aside from Clemens (see the title), so he gets that spot.
Same for SS (who I classified A-Rod as because Mike Schmidt is the undisputed best 3B ever, despite A-Rod playing more games at third by now) ...
and LF (Barry Bonds has ~160ish WAR, while Teddy Ballgame (in SECOND place) has 123.)
Here's the team with the Big Three Roidfags.
>>68354166
1. kershaw
2. arrieta
3. bumgarner
4. sale
5. syndergaard
6. cueto
7. lester
8. salazar
9. fernandez
10. chatwood
>>68354199
I mean, I had to do SOMETHING while a took a good, long shit. It's fucking 90+ degrees up here in Chicago. We have a mini heat wave going on.
>>68354192
>>68354332
did we hit the pic limit?
>>68354402
not meant for Soler, quoted wrong post
>>68354351
>no Wright
Steven Wright has the lowest ERA in the AL mind you famalam
>>68354470
but muh meme stats...
>>68354104
not without at least a couple more starters and relievers
>>68354504
>implying having the cuckleball as his premier pitch doesn't mean he has the greatest meme stat of them all
You seriously going to tell me this GODLY looking mofo isn't ELITE?
>>68354529
he looks like some rookie's dad
>>68354565
If he showed up in a plumber's suit at your front door, would you recognize him?
oh no it looks like were coming up in a new thread and canada wants to steal it
Fielder just sent a ball into orbit
>rags
>>68354775
>>68354843
>M's were one strike away
>>68354916
>>68354916
>>68354916
new thread
#stopcanada
>>68354089
This ump is back in AAA ball and wont come back to majors for the rest of the year.
Umps discussed this exact situation before game started and they agreed they would give warnings before they threw anyone out, This ump decided to take matters into his own hands and now he will probably be on probation for 2017 and wont get that fat pay day for 2016 because he is stuck in AAA
>>68354955
If this is true, that's great
>>68349321
>>68338096
>mfw this is probably the L train.
>500 exactly
Autists.
lel
>how do threads work
GO SAWX
>>68354943
>being obsessed with the white sox
>500
Motherfuckers need to stop posting prematurely, it's a sign of old age and dementia.
>>68330669
this guy repeats ESPN analysis. Cutch needs to move over to right. Polanco to left. Marte to center.
If Tyler Chatwood isn't on the All-Star team it cements the fact that no one actually wants to see good players compete in that event
>>68355784
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=nl&qual=y&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=0&team=0&rost=&age=&filter=&players=
>21st in the NL
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