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late edition
Go M's
At least Dallas is white.
go Ms
also
>Rags
fuck
ignore my thread >>68350996
>>68351019
Ha ha epic man! You spelled a teams name wrong on purpose, I love that meme!
>>68351062
5 min in youre already rustled kek
i found him guys
>>68351038
will do
>>68351062
y u heff to be mad
>>68351011
>dallas is 50.7 white
>seattle is 69.5
kys
Go get your beer now Mariner "fans", youre gonna need it, watch how the white man plays baseball
Rangers 9
Seasshole 2
>>68351062
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
>>68351147
im about to make some coffee, will that work?
Aoki is a magnet
>>68351121
Only if you fudge the demographics and dont count the 7 million white people in Dallas suburbs, stop fucking lying, libersl hipster states have no honor, Im not shocked that you can blatantly lie and not feel badly about it.
>>68351147
"""""white"""""
>>68351218
find me some better sources then senpai
>felix out another month
>>68351121
You want to know something funny?
Tacoma is 64% white
>>68351267
I dont believe you
>>68351248
Literally 95% German/Aryan/Anglo
Pic definitely related, now go shove a grande Starbucks coffee up your little asian ass
>>68351334
10/10
>>68351267
I don't know if that's a bad thing or good desu
You can't keep stashing Paxton at AAA. He's getting too old.
>>68351353
https://www.google.com/search?q=felix+hernandez&oq=felix+her&aqs=chrome.0.0l4j69i57j0.1535j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>68351334
holy shit someone actually got it
thank you friendo
>>68351385
crap
anyone else triggered by all these soccer threads
>letting fat bastard get a hit
Paxton, pls
>>68351537
yes
>Filtered threads: 16 — Hidden threads: 88
>>68351554
i have never filtered anything but its getting to that point
thank you paxton for not throwing that into the second deck
>sweatingman.png
>>68351537
I have been in most of them so no
robot umps when
https://twitter.com/whoisjoserivera/status/741821455889924097
>>68351837
kill yourself
i miss tribebros already
>>68351772
robot discrimination is too strong right now
At the game. Let's go M's! They opened the roof before the start when it was sunny for about a half hour. Now there are ominous clouds and a lot more wind. How are the M's supposed to hot dingers?
>>68351772
>>68351938
How do you know they're not robots?
>>68351955
meme magic
its the only way to beat the marine layer
>>68351978
because robots don't throw bitchfits when someone argues balls & strikes
>>68351837
4u
>>68351938
but its 2016
>>68352021
They do if they're programmed to.
I hope we can have Dan Wilson commentate a game in the booth soon. He's good at it
>>68352059
what if we are all robots?
Paxton is looking pretty good but his pitch count is already accelerated. M's need a long inning here.
>>68352146
Don't worry anon, I'm definitely not a robot, you can trust me.
>>68352178
how many times have you failed the 4chan captcha?
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>>68352178
QUIET YOU
>>68352224
Maybe 20% of the time, more often on mobile for some reason.
my computer crashed for some reason
Zunino woulda had that
kek, what kind of a bunt was that supposed to be?
>tinder date tonight
>went shitty as fuck
>back home drinking alone
Hopefully the Rangers win so my night isn't a complete waste
no joey cora there
>>68352406
where did you take her
>>68352406
I gave up on tinder a long time ago. The only girls who I ever met up with from tinder were either really, REALLY weird or turbosluts. Then again, I'm almost 30 so maybe it's just the older chicks on tinder that are all basket cases.
>>68352406
ouch
>>68352445
Generic bar in Dallas, I thought it'd be a quick couple of drinks and then back to my/her place. Zero chemistry.
>>68352542
>Zero chemistry.
bummer, at least now you can catch the game
>>68352604
and he won't catch VD either so it's a win-win
come on pax
>>68352637
kek
paxton PLS
>>68352502
Was definitely looking for a turboslut, but hey, can't bat 1.000
>>68352604
S-sure
>literally me right now
>>68352667
It's time for some Texas dingers, I can feel it.
too many pitches james
damnit Mazara
Pax got lucky right dur
wew
Ahahahaha
>>68352752
Them big ass feet
meme magic
big break
>fatboy
should be an easy out Pax lets go
fatman pls
Dammit prince you fat fuck
>it's already the bottom of the 4th
>>68352789
>safeco field state of mind
kek i like it
>>68352884
This game is going way too fast, I won't have enough time to get drunk at this rate.
Enchilada or teriyaki tonight, brehs?
>>68352944
teriyaki
>>68352944
teriyaki. i got some left over panda im eating now
>>68352944
I've eaten chinese food for 2 straight days so I'd have to go with Enchilada.
>>68352944
teriyaki all the way
>>68352944
>tfw made dutch babies for dinner tonight
This game will be over in 2hr, 38 min.
cap this
anyone going to the aquasox everett cup exhibition game this wednesday?
>>68352920
Depends on what you're drinking. Maybe switch to liquor?
>>68353040
i'm going to eventually go to a weekend aquasox game to see based Kyle Lewis
>>68352884
no late night baseball today
>>68353063
Don't have any liquor in the house, drank the last of the beer last night, all I have left is a bottle of red wine.
Seattle fans be like: We won a meaningless regular season home game lastnight!!
Dallas fans be like: yea...but hows your basketball team doing?
>>68353105
seattle does not care about apehoop. hows your football team doing?
>>68353097
Still time to buy beer!
>>68353105
lol epic
>>68353063
can we talk about the alcohol content in beer again? please
>>68353105
Dallas fan here, I don't watch apehoop.
>>68353173
>not watching the GOAT
>image.jpg
>>68353159
ehhhh, I've got stuff to do tomorrow, maybe I'll just stick with the wine tonight.
>>68353162
Which beer? It varies.
I have mlb.tv so I don't see any commercials. Does ROOT NW still try to get people in WA to watch Utah Jazz?
>>68353154
5 times more superbowls then the Seahawks and the frontrunner for the superbowl next year, meanwhile Seattle is in shambles, Marshawn would rather retire than play for seattle and the Cowboys ended Ricardo Lockettes career ha ha
>>68353105
Well thats just rude
>>68352944
Pizza.
>>68353204
I've just never liked either watching or playing basketball.
Jackson Generals won the 1st half Southern League North Division title. cool
>>68353289
yes, its strange
>>68353292
when was your last super bowl? rawls will be elite
I guarantee this one Seattle stadium has more gay people in it than the entire glorious state of Texas
How do you statistically quantify a play like Smith cutting off that ball in the gap?
>>68353362
rags
Cmon Jurickson
>Moreland getting hits again
Has he finally broken out of his slump? Is he gonna be Money Mitch again like the good old days?
>>68353362
its 2016 you need to be more tolerant
>foobaw discussion
>in my baseball gamethread
tribebros pls come back. you were fun to shitpost with
>>68353342
2017
>>68353292
>Cowboys are the frontrunner for the superbowl next year
I root for the Cowboys and all but you don't really believe this do you?
>See this thread
>See this overmad Dallasfag using my sp as an outlet for his overaggression
Sigh
Isnt it sad that the Mariners greatest accomplishment was getting an overrated player on the cover of a shitty nintendo 64 baseball game?
>>68353468
rags
KKKKK
>>68353491
>KKKKK
I've got one beer left.
I've got a huge bowl of weed left.
I've got half a bowl of Chipotle and chips stored in my fridge.
I've got whores lines up on Chaturbate. sure, not as good as a real woman but fuck, could I watch sports, drink, blaze, use the internet, and eat food at 1 in the morning if I had to deal with a bitch all the time
Honestly I'm pretty fucking ready for a girlfriend
>>68353468
bruv, the Ken Griffey Jr baseball games for the SNES were GOAT
seager dinger inc
>>68353548
Ebin
Now I can watch baseball
paxton is a big guy
KAY KAY KAY
KAY KAY KAY
DEM BOYZ AMIRITE
Nice job sad puppy paxton.
>after this series, no more games against rags until the end of August.
thank god
>>68353615
HOL UP HOL UP
Is it too late to take back all the mean things I said about Paxton?
>>68353623
What's wrong fampai, don't you like playing with us?
At least the Cowboys didnt throw a game losing INT from the 1 yard line haha #choke
>Paxton will be sent down when Felix is back
>LIND LIND LIND LIND
FUCK YES LIND
FINALLY A GODDAMN RUN
LIND HIT A DINGER!!!
>>68353671
Yes, he's been keeping tabs on this gamethread from the dugout in-between innings and he's very disappointed with you right now.
Who is Adam Linde? Was he a call up today?
How sad is it that it was only a solo homerun?
>>68353546
>>68353599
my man
>>68353689
how's your quest to lick ezekiel's abs going?
>>68353697
If he does well until then I think he should be given the 5th spot
LINDSANITY
L I N D
I
N
D
Ehh, at least it was just a solo HR. If that's the only run Lewis gives up tonight then I'll be more than okay with it. Rags just need to get some run support going for him.
>>68353739
Haha u mad that scouts called Ezekiel "Adrian Peterson on steroids" and your RB retired?
>>68353729
Can't believe you actually fucking bought that thing lmao
>>68353767
>cowshit fans
>>68353767
good luck on the ab adventure! :)
Whos the most overrated Seattle player, Felix, Russell Wilson, or Richard Sherman?
I mean theyre all mediocre and overrated but whos the most overrated?
my wifi was acting funny and the missed lind score. its nice to have the lead though
>>68353819
Former player but still.
>tfw you will never win the sonic slam inning jackpot
>>68353771
kek its worth
>>68353830
You didnt miss much, just a fluke homer that pathetically limped over the wall, barely even made it over
please no benoit again
>>68353846
I've never even entered... how do you do it, just ask the carhop for an entry form or something?
>>68353468
thats one more thing than what the rags have
>>68353875
We have playoff success.
just
>>68353875
Everyone with half a brain knows the Rangers won the World Series against the Cardinals
Of course unless youre a scumbag that counts umpball as being legitimate
Game 6 is what proved to the world that baseball is rigged out the wazoo
>>68353105
The NBA is dead, what are you talking about?
How's Romo looking? When's he going back on the IR?
>>68353934
>being this delusional
ONE
>>68353934
hmm interesting take there
>>68354017
I DETERMINE THE WORLD SERIES WINNERS USING STATISTICS UNDER CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR.
I DON'T SHARE THOSE THO
Can we keep Pax and get rid of Miley when Felix is back?
>>68353292
>>68353435
The guy is high. That's all.
As for Lynch, I'm glad he got out of the NFL on a high note. Got a couple injuries but got back healthy for a final (shitty first half of a) game. Best of luck to him, it sounds like he's content in opening a rec center and a store in Oakland.
>>68353946
He just said this is the best hes felt in 7 years and he has 5 elite years left
Cry more seattle faggot, tough shit
>>68354046
if pax can stay healthy then sure
>>68354071
>5 elite years left
>>68354071
Anon please don't have a stroke
>>68354071
Which will retire from a career ending injury first. Him or Palmer.
>>68354063
Marshawn is an overated piece of shit that got famous off 1 meme run in the playoffs against a shit saints team, he was garbage all the years before that run and all the years after it, its just that that run made everyone overrate everything he does
I hope he dies poor and addicted to drugs like every Oakland citizen should
take a hike, fatboy
>>68354153
Are you okay man? Do you have something you need to get off your chest?
>late night games
REEEEEEEEEE. Go M's
>>68353845
Rodney is up there, but he doesn't match the failure of Erik Bedard, especially considering who all we traded away for the hack-fraud.
>>68354153
he likes skittles too much for that to happen
>>68354164
OH WOW A BAD PLAY FROM 12 YEARS AGO IN A FUCKIN MEANINGLESS WILDCARD GAME, A WILDCARD MORON ITS NOT LIKE DALLAS WOULDA WON THE SUPERBOWL IF THEY WON THAT GAME
>>68354153
hes actually doing really well, he saved most of his money
>>68354153
Imagine living your whole life this angry. You only have one life, anon. Change your attitude
>>68354190
Gotta get rid of Romo to do that
>>68354190
>MEANINGLESS WILDCARD
lmao
Are we sure this isn't an Anglels fan false flag shitposting? There's no way someone could be this mad and in first place.
>>68354208
Romo that slaughtered the seahawks IN SEATTLE last time they played?
Climb on top of the seattle space needle dick and jump off
>>68353923
Ha, okay, show off that World Series trophy case you fucks have. Oh wait... you don't. You have as much shit to talk about as we do.
>>68354238
>regular season game early in the season
Yeah sounds about right for Romo to do good.
Jesus Diaz! Take a breath between pitches
>>68354235
Texans overcompensate in every thread they post in. always belligerent boring faggots
>>68354235
Eh, could be I guess. The guy could also be drunk, high, off his meds, having a nervous breakdown, or just legitimately autistic. This is 4chan, there's really no telling.
>>68354204
Yea right, he will be broke in 2 years and he still wont regret that he retired early so he didnt have to play in that shithole Seattle for their faggy hipster citizens
>>68354235
dont know
>>68354274
hey im gonna take that into consideration, but have you ever considered
>rags
2974 HITS
26 HITS UNTIL 3000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U81KMkgbwQs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68354071
>>68354153
>>68354190
Stay salty Rags and Cowshits fan
lets score some insurance runs, m's
nice hit
holy shit, how is Lewis's pitch count so low
I don't even mind rangers fans. Why're they so hostile?
>benoit
why
Rangers pls, score 7 runs real quick so I can have some half price Papa John's tomorrow.
>>68354319
Ohhh "salty" the stupid fuckin word that 12 year olds everywhere are using, you sure showed me
God seattle fans are such faggots, if you went to school in texas I literally woulda bullied you to suicide
>>68354364
>RAGS
>>68354350
It's literally just one autistic shitposter
nice throw rags
>>68354364
I myself prefer pooter pertrubed
>>68354364
you're a tough guy, jeb
>>68354357
hey do you guys have a cinnapie down there?
How sad is it that Seattle is playing AT HOME against the Rangers worst pitcher and they can only win by 1 point?
>>68354349
He had 3 really quick innings where he got quick groundouts and/or double plays.
How the fuck does that spell Benwa?
they cant even catch
>>68354396
Not hard to believe 2bh. One, Ms have sucked at home so far and two, being Safeco'd sucks
I'm drinking Ranger IPA again tonight.
>>68354404
>texans in charge of not being total fucking retards
>>68354396
>point
>>68354387
dunno, what is it?
>>68353871
Yeah, just ask for the form there. Or maybe online.
>>68354404
balls
welp he's out
>>68354440
its from papa johns, they stopped serving it here
>>68354396
>Colby Lewis
>Rangers worst pitcher
How about no. He has the lowest ERA of all Rangers starting pitchers, the most wins, and no losses.
>>68354476
The one in my town (odessa) had them when I last went.
Is the Mike Zunino K Count guy here? also where you @ PacNW
This ">rags" shit is so stupid, like why is it funny to purposely spell a name wrong?
Would I call the Mariners the "Marinaras" as in tomato sauce?
No because Im not a fuckin retarded autistic seattle fan
Keep in mind a seattle fan here literally has a coffee mug with the feels guy wearing mariners gear, HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC CAN YOU GET?
>>68354487
So confirmed anglel shitposter. Glad to know.
>>68354495
Haven't seen them once this year. Where'd DA go?
>>68354364
Seriously dude, you might want to check your blood pressure. No need to rage so early in the season when your team is setting itself up for failure. Heart health is important!
>>68354508
>rags
>>68354508
Memeiners if you have to know.
>>68354508
>rags
>>68354508
>HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC CAN YOU GET?
I dunno, maybe you could look in a mirror
>rags
can we just call this guy the "raging rag fag"
>>68354508
>rags
>Benoit
Is he the Cascadian Crippler?
>benoit
now it begins
>>68354476
I don't see them on their website when I select a local store to make an order. I never tried one, were they good?
>>68354508
You can call us memeiners. Marineros is the spanish name for them.
>>68354509
Pac NW was on sp earlier this year, havent seen him in a gamethread yet though. i miss u bb. who was DA
>>68354508
RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
>>68354492
fugg, it was my favorite. we have some shitty cookie and brownie here
>>68354509
Im in Texas you fucking moron, california somehow manages to be the only state worse than Seattle, im not an angels fan
>>68354551
yes, very good
>>68354579
angels fan btw
>>68354579
>the only state worse than Seattle
rags fags everybody
>>68354579
>seattle is a state
>texass education
>>68354579
seattle is not a state
>>68354557
Delusional accuracy.
AYYYYYYYY MARTEEE
damn good shit benoit
good shit marte
good shit
great inning
You see thats how you catch a ball. rags
>>68354591
>>68354594
>>68354601
>>68354605
stop feeding him (you)'s and maybe he'll just go away
MARTE PARTAY
Cishek is gonna need another run or two
>>68354587
I'll keep that in mind if they ever bring them back then
Rags will still be in 1st by the end of this weekend so why are they so salty tonight?
>>68354656
It's just an Anglels shitposter
Don't get so butthurt about the "RAGS" designation. Everyone knows Texas is the best state in America.
Seattle is just a giant compass pointing to everywhere but itself. Worthless state.
>>68354594
>>68354605
>>68354601
WASHINTON you know what I fuckin meant, there go seattle fans with their autism again, God seattle fans are the worst, do you know what God is you fuckin hipster atheist fags?
comfy thread desu
alright lets GO shrek
oh fuck simms called him shrek LMAO
>>68354664
>Texas
>desert shithole right next to spicland
pick both, rag fag
;___;
>>68354664
>>68354667
I think they might have actually won this won.
I'm just going to go ahead and concede the loss.
Or maybe it's just a sign of how fucking worthless Washington and Seattle are that nobody even knows jack shit about them
>>68354667
I'm a Lutheran memeiner fan. You one of them cucktholics?
>>68354694
There are some really awesome people here and dirt bike riding in the desert is awesome.
>>68354687
hahaha holy shit he did
>>68354696
I wonder how he's holding up
>>68354682
Is that me
>>68354696
F
pouring one out for da homie
>>68354667
I pray to Lord Cthulhu every day
>>68354726
yes
>>68354687
its his twitter handle
shrek'd
Got here late. Was hoping for more triggered, whiny Rags fan bitching like last night. I am not disappointed.
Rangers pls, don't let it end like this. Colby doesn't deserve this loss.
>>68354631
I think someone mentioned we're masochists in last night's thread. They might be on to something.
Congrats seattle you won another meaningless regular season game, when you wake up tomorrow youll still be in that rainy depressing shithole, I wish you all had the courage Kurt Cobaine did and would just go through with it
Lmao look at how much the crowd cheers for an out, for a regular season game, its just sad
>>68354760
Watch your tongue you Washingtonigger.
Your state is just a giant cumrag for the rest of the Midwest.
>>68354667
Does it rustle your jimmies that I'm a liberal, tree hugging, atheist, vegan and also a rangers fan? Also fuck the state of texas.
Alright fat man, time to earn your paycheck.
anyone have the mariners objects in mirror picture?
>all this texass salt
>>68354761
Lewis is about to be Felix'd like the season opener this year
>>68354781
>Your state is just a giant cumrag for the rest of the Midwest.
wat
>Fielder
>>68354795
It's just an Anglels fan shitposting.
FUCK
OFF
SPISHAK
>>68354788
THANK YOU FAT MAN
>>68354782
No because i know youre just an autistic mariners fan being autistic
HAHHAHAHAHA HOMERUN! BTFO!!!
PRINCE
LMAO
ruh roh
THANK YOU BASED FAT MAN
oh come on
Going to be a long night
"OY VEY I LIVE IN WASHINGTON... IT'S A STATE GOYIM"
Bruv, there's already a city named Washington nobody gives a FUCK about you and your faggot baseball team kill yourself
we just got fucking One Strike Away'd
god dammit
Lmao all this umpball and seattle still cant win
fuuucccckkkk
>one strike away
Why would you put two in a row right down the middle like that? Fuckin A, Shrek.
>10th blown save this year
>>68354820
No, I lived in Dallas most of my life, just got tired of conservatards. I just wish it hadn't taken me so long to get the fuck out out that piece of shit you call a state.
>>68354841
Washington D.C. is actually a district, not a city
you would know that, if you passed 4th grade geography
Damn this thread got mad silent after that HR
Smells like butthurt
>>68354869
Most in the majors?
SMIFF walkoff coming right up
Can the mariners pull this one off?
This is bullshit, the rangers have 7 hits while the mariners only have 3, they need to make a new rule where for every 3 hits you get an automatic run, it would prevent shit like this where the better team might actually lose
At least we weren't one strike away from winning the series
>>68354885
are you blind?
>>68354775
>(You)
>>68354879
>Geography
>4th grade
Bruv geography is an advanced subject
walkoff for emma inc
>>68354898
Yet you wouldn't say anything if it was the other way around. Fuck off
Alright, time to send those Rags to their hotel with a greater sense of defeat. Fatfuck did all the scoring they could tonight.
>>68354872
Seattle fans everyone, theyre literal vegan atheist autists LMAO
nah we all know youre memeing, baseball is a redpilled sport, so stop being an autist pretending youre a lefty moron faggot
>>68354898
Fuck off with your new rules, bet you love the posey rule too
okay we just need one run to end this game
>>68354893
nope
sex bomb time
>tfw all you want is a comfy thread
rags
All you need is a dinger M's, we believe in you.
LETS DO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB_xOLcYTlw
>Runner pushes down the first baseman
>ump calls the runner safe
This seattle umpball is amazing...
>Profar
More like Amateurfar
cool fieldingtoday rags
HA HA TIME FOR CANO BLAST
CANO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Lmao Cano went from the best player in baseball in NY to an absolute nobody in Seattle, only in a shit place like seattle
we /freebaseball/ now
Canoh looks like he goonna poopie
>most Double Plays in MLB by a huge margin
thank you based Rangers middle infield
So do we let seasick go?
>>68354976
thanks for the jinx
murners pls
free baseball everyone
Who's more embarrassing the overposting mad autist or the Mariner fans who reliably give (you)s to his shitty chum
>>68355001
fuck no
>>68354992
He's at the top in homers and RBIs faggot
>>68354992
he's still good though
>>68354961
Lmao yea did you like that double play?
Seattle is getting BTFO at home, this is sad
>>68354919
Have you already forgotten how the M's got their only run?
Yay free baseball. How're the rangers when it comes to extra inning ball?
>>68355011
Lel why not
Apologize.
>>68355029
It could go either way tbqh
>>68355029
Literally no one can beat >us
>>68355029
1-5. Mariners are 5-1. :^)
>Seattle fans
seriously pic related
>>68355035
does he have downs?
>>68355035
never
>>68355035
You better keep it up or you'll be sent back out to work the fields.
>>68355034
because before tonight, 27.2 IP 18H 34K 2.60 ERA
dont be a fuckin idiot
based fundamental Wilson
Blowers called him kyle seagull
that was a fun little play
>>68355085
somebody post the pic
>intentionally walking someone to pitch to Mazara
TOP KEK
>>68355085
they know our memes
Wow intentionally walking players? Thanks for proving what we already knew, Seattleites have no balls
wtf
lmao ever since my nigga Odor punked canada no one wants to mess with him
>>68355105
>Mazara
That's the real top kek
>>68355105
>>68355110
>>68355118
It worked
That was mariner-esque tbqhwyfam
>>68355118
what are you even talking about?
>>68355131
>>68355134
eh, he's one of the top hitters on the team along with Desmond.. I guess they just wanted to pitch to a lefty
GIVE KYLE SEAGER YOUR POWER \O/
>>68355155
\o/
>>68355155
\o/
>>68355155
\O/
>>68355155
\o/
>>68355155
\o/
>>68355155
That nigga legit looks like he has the downs
DAE
HO
LEE
Wow good Job Cruz, you can get a hit in a regular season game but you cant catch a simple pop fly to win the world series
Fuckin faggot
come on big guy lets finish this
DO IT YOU FAT GOOK!
Dae ho lee
I am absolutely pissed Servais didn't bunt right there
>>68355155
>>68355169
>>68355171
>>68355172
>>68355181
Meme magic failed you guys :^(
LETS GO DAE HO
GIVE BIG BOY YOUR POWER \O/
>>68355192
>rags
Man, these threads are entertaining. Can we just play the rangers for the rest of the season?
>>68355208
\O/
>>68355208
\O/
Could you imagine if DHL actually fucking does it?
cmon DHL
>>68355192
>being this assblasted
>Texas c.ucked by a man who would rather be playing for Seattle than them
>>68355208
\O/
>>68355208
\O/
STRIKE THAT GOOK OUT BUSH
DO EEEEEEEEEEEET
>>68355209
Ha ha yea you sure showed me! You got a known choker like Cruz on your team but you said "rags", you pwnd me!
THE GOAT
DAE
HO
SINGLE
>>68355232
I hope that faggot Cruz gets busted for PEDs again and gets a lifetime ban from the MLB.
DHL
Fuckin gook faggot go back to china
>>68355256
He's been pretty good with the memeiners 2bh
faaaack
>steve
I'm a ranger fan but I'm not gonna lie, Mariners look like the better team right now and I can see them potentially making the semifinals this year
They're about matched with Cleveland
Lean into one
>>68355312
>semifinals
fuck that was close
got Bush?
lmao
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BUSH PLS
COME ON MARTE PARTY
HAHAHA SEATTLE BTFO
holy shit that was close
>>68355346
What did he mean by this?
TIME FOR A KMART WALKOFF
Marte time
K MART CMON BABY \O/
What line of cuxk faggot takes a pitxh like that?
cmon
Ump giving rags strikes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
SAFECO'D
Fuck me
MY HEART
LET'S GO RANGERS!
that was some fernando rodney experience shit right there
so close yet so far
This Mariners team is too dramatic for me
FUCK
not what I expected
World Series teams know not to swing at that shit
It's about winning the game
Wasted opportunity. Oh well.
place your bets
i say we go to 16
>>68355391
>either of these teams talking like they know what World Series teams do or don't do
:[
>>68355400
never mind. rip
ODOOOOOOOOOOR!
GODDAMMIT
BASED ODOR
HODOR HODOR HODOR
SMACKED NIGGA!
>>68355400
i guess ill bet against that...
not good
THANK YOU BASED ODOR
lol this game is ridiculous
M's fan here. Gotta admit the rags are the team to beat on the AL.
>>68355417
Rangers have been to 2 world series in the last 6 years how many has your team been to recently?
>>68355449
1SAx2
Walk off win is still very do-able, as long as the bullpen stops shitting the bed.
LET'S GO M'S
who 915 here?
Where my Rangersbros at?
A D D I S O N
D
D
I
S
O
N
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo, Mariners suck
>1 strike away
>>68355449
one strike away
>>68355470
425
>>68355471
Arlington here
lmao.
JUST
>Moreland AND Fielder getting hits all of a sudden
Are the dark days behind us Rangerbros? Will we be blessed with many dingers from the Fat Man and the Moreland?
>>68355488
based
fuck, let kyle take that
>>68355471
Lake Arlington here
dont fuck up now guys
>>68355471
EL PASO ESSE
>>68355501
my nigga
Fuck. Not looking good for Seattle right now guys. I think we need to go back to the drawing board.
This team just isn't cut out for professional sporting. I think we should just close the gates down and call it a day. No more baseball for Washington.
>>68355529
hello bellevue guy
>>68355508
I went to Martin years ago
lol Moreland swinging like Josh Hamilton
>>68355471
Reno,NV here bro
who /meadowdale/ here
pls
Lol. Sorry M's.
Fuck the rags
>>68355544
Same. 12 years ago.
>>68355544
Highland Park, faggot.
>>68355551
life long or post 2010-2011?
>>68355545
>down and away
MariDURRS BTFO!!!
>>68355545
So glad that fucker is out. I don't know why so many rangers fans suck his dick
Fucking Dyson better be on point
Damnit, I just hurried home from the bar to see this?
Fuck.
C'mon guys I still believe
>>68355588
ain't over til it's over
>swinging at something that's eye level
wow bobby wilson that was sad, good player but fuggg that was horrible
>>68355471
From University Park, currently stuck in Los Angeles
LETS GO NORI
>>68355601
>he wasn't watching the game at the bar
You're our only hope, Obi-wan Canobi
>>68355610
his waifu a shit
>>68355584
Moved here from Plane last feb.
B T F O
T
F
O
qt power will meme us to victory
dont hit our guys, rags
Lmao stay down bitch
top of the calf ouch
oh boy here we go
>>68355616
I live in North Dakota, unless I feel like driving 20 miles to Montana, it's only Twins games on TV here.
And no one really wants to watch them this year
pls Seaweed, puh-leeeeaaasse get on OH SHIT BUT NOT LIKE THAT
QUIT FUCKING HITTING AOKI
god he looks hurt bad
>>68355645
Plano too
Why is it that when we move a pitcher to our closing position, they lose all their fucking CONTROL
>>68355608
When did you graduate HP?
Way to take one for the team.
>>68355660
>I live in North Dakota
fucking loser
>>68355650
Shut up faggot. I hope Odor gets shot and Fielder dies of a heart attack
>>68355667
2007
probably wants a knee guard to go with his shin guard
>>68355678
stay mad bitch
>>68355664
Dyson was just never cut out to be a closer, he's been BARELY scraping by so far this season in that role. The Rangers have no dependable closer to speak of.
>>68355683
I graduated a year ahead of you.
>>68355691
Congrats
money Mitch my nigga
>>68355686
Is your wife's bull letting you stay up late tonight or something?
Safe tbH
SAFE
he's totally safe, fuck
>>68355572
'00
looks safe to me
>>68355702
Are you Levani?
>>68355691
Thats pretty cool, I was in the band so I went to all the football games and was one of the bagpipers.
>>68355719
Old as fuck bro. I thought I was.
UMP BALL WTF
Lolwut thx Jew York
>>68355710
what are you talking about? fucking weirdo
damn
Cano time baby
Fuck off NYC.
>>68355730
I was a dirty stoner. I'm sure we would've gotten along well.
ALRIGHT CMON NELLIE I BELIEVE IN YOU
Damn Desmond is a BEAST
damn desmond is a beast, great signing
36,000 plus in attendance? On a weekend? Things really aren't looking good for us, guys
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2016/5/29/11807510/youre-not-imagining-it
>>68355673
you're an idiot, NoDak has treated much better than WA has in the past decade or so
Fuck you Cruz
lets go cruz
>>68355751
we probably passed in the halls many a times, since they were the smallest hallways known to man
CRUZ FUCK OFF
ALRIGHT CMON KYLE I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>68355765
yeah fracking did wonders for your state
ironic you guys voted for bernie that wants to federally ban it lol
what a crazy game
GET EM SEAG
WE BELIEVE
>>68355787
Good pitchers duel
yay
fuck
GG
>>68355773
Only person I can really remember from your grade is Levani.
literally stole a game
gg mariners faggots
fuck me silly
gg rags gonna be gud tomorrow
RANGERS WIN!!!!
What a comeback
wew lads, I'm glad that's finally over
GG Marinerbros, see y'all tomorrow
game over
gg ragbros
gg rags, wild game
>>68355812
GG y'all lets see if we can take two in Seattle.
Good game mariners. Almost had us
kek Krieg chatting shit against soccer
hahahahha suck my dick seattle! Hahahahhahahahahaha
>>68355814
I can remember a couple from your grade (and even mine) but its been so long.
The mariners are greatly improved but not yet great
Tomorrow is a must win or its wild card for us m's bros
GG marinerbros, see ya tomorrow...time to smoke a bowl now.
Based Odor and the Fat Man saved us
Well, shit. GG Rags, see you tomorrow
What is it with our home game / weekend / high attendance curse? Seriously read that article, it's nuts 36,000 plus in attendance? On a weekend? Things really aren't looking good for us, guys
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2016/5/29/11807510/youre-not-imagining-it
>>68355785
Fracking is great, you should be thankful for it everytime you fill up on cheap domestically produced gas. Educate yourself some before you talk shit boy.
And it's not like this state will go anything but Republican in the general
>>68355855
What was the name of that short red head in your grade with the greatest ass known to man?
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