Old thread:
>>68243881
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esK3BUomejQ
>499
For shame
>>68271056
Hiya.
>>68271058
S-sorry.
>No Barney music in OP
Sack HC desu
What's that little image under the regen face from? It seems familiar.
Actual thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q
>>68271163
Here's for you, Sweety:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q
Who's a good boy?
>de gay
>>68271231
>de gaol
Lads I'd like to do a new save with a European team, please suggest
>>68271290
fk rad
>>68271231
>de pedo
>>68271290
Dukla Prague
>>68271290
I heard Split is nice this time of the year.
>>68271290
Zenit
On a hindsight I should've posted this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEiHNOS8mZ8
Fiver on a cheeky Romanian win.
Anyone ever had a regen with better stats than this? Unfortunately he popped up when I was messing around on challenge mode, so I couldn't do a proper save with him.
>>68271405
>no games played
>no goals or assists
bad stats desu
>>68271405
>actually using Spanish for that save
You. I like you.
>So, Mr. De Gea, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? Mr. De Gea, your silence will only incriminate you further. No, Mr. De Gea, don't take your anger out on me. Get back. Get back! Mr. De Gea, no!
>>68271290
Viitorul
>>68271302
Done, starting it now
>Rioting with the French police for the 2nd night running
>Tournament hasn't even officially started yet
Inb4 we actually do well and look like we could win it but get kicked out because of some retarded fans
>>68271441
I was so impressed that I got the screenshot right at the start of the save. About halfway into the season he had a load of assists and an average rating just under 8, but I stopped playing it cos I was failing the challenge unfortunately.
>>68271446
It was actually a bit of a nightmare desu - I thought I'd be able to get by because my Spanish is ok (due to Duolingo and Memrise), but most of the text was related to football and I had no idea what it was about. Slowed down gameplay quite a lot.
>>68271446
>>68271561
Didn't someone play in swedish before to help learn the language?
worth 30 m $?
So the board let me choose a feeder club, but when I go to choose one, there are no teams to choose from. Does this mean my team is so shit that there are no available teams or am I doing something wrong?
>>68271659
check you haven't filtered every team out?
nth for nothing wrong with using FMRTE if you're not cheating.
>>68271659
Check your filters
>>68271741
what use does it have that isn't cheating
>>68271800
Changing kit designs and harmlessly adding youth team training to feeder clubs.
>>68271877
>adding youth team training to feeder clubs
Sounds like cheating to me.
>>68271724
>>68271748
No, that's not it. My guess is that my team is so shit I can't choose any club. I'll probably get recommended some Conference teams. Should I add those leagues? The lowest league I have is League 2.
>>68271877
If you have to add "harmlessly", it's probably cheating.
>>68271877
p sure that second part is cheating
has anyone tried a save where they let the DoF handle transfers? trying one out now and he appears to be totally retarded in terms of player choice and also transfer fees
the normies are starting to piss me off, i just want to enjoy some good football, but every fucking inch there is some fucking retard who wouldnt give a single fuck about football and call it a sport for dumb retards, the same person is now waving the countries flag and act like football is the best thing in the world, just to see them go back to being a fucking retard a month later
>>68272054
Take it easy m8
>>68272054
i used to be like that too but then one day the passion didn't die after the tournament finished so i just got into it properly
ignore them man
>>68271974
>>68271992
But how else am I going to get regens from Singapore or US Virgin Islands?
>>68272002
I have, I don't let him finalise signings but they can find decent rotation or first team players, it works better if you loaded a lot of players.
>>68272054
BELGIË BELGIË BELGIË BELGIË BELGIË BELGIË BELGIË
>>68272113
http://nos.nl/ek2016/artikel/2109977-kroegbaas-verzet-grenspaaltjes-om-tijdens-ek-bij-belgie-te-horen.html
>>68272156
Hate these cunts, about half the stores here have Belgian flags hanging out
Fuck off wankers and just enjoy football without bandwagoning
>>68272002
I've done that with AC Milan a few seasons ago. My DoF signed Yossi Benayoun to be my star player. He actually did okay in my tiki-taka tactic.
someone sign this player before?
scout found him in Scandinavia...he looks preeety good
>>68272245
i think its kinda cute
i dont really mind them bandwagoning as long as they were football fans beforehand, but like i said earlier the ones who said football is for retards and now are waving flags so hard can fuck off
>>68272304
>Less than 1 bong
>>68272054
>>68272432
>this autist thinks the FAs doesn't realise that the normies who buy new flag coloured gear when a major tournament rolls in are a gold mine
face it, they don't care about you watching every NT qualifier wearing a shirt from 1986 (even though the only other NT-related thing as old as that is the FA officials themselves)
they care about the Chads who are easily coerced into buying "official" beer
>>68273034
i realize that, i just vented my frustration, thats all, now i can go and enjoy the match later
>>68272054
yeah i agree. it was even worse with the world cup
>nearly 30m in the bank
>projected 45m by the end of the season
>board refuse to give me more then my 300k transfer budget
At least you guys don't deal with the Americans who go "I CHEER FOR ITALY BECAUSE I'M ITALIAN" or Germany because they're German or whatever despite the fact that they've never even left the USA in their entire lives.
>The amount of people tipping Portugal to win the Euros and/or Ronaldo top scorer
Is this how you tell who is a massive pleb?
>>68273772
>they all reject their english heritage they must have somewhere along the line
MLS fucking sucks in FM. I drafted this due. Forgot to put him in my squad, he was auto released. I then resigned him and he was then just automatically auto-released. Now I have to sign him again and make sure to immediately register him or he just leaves again
>>68273772
That feel when muh heritage is Scottish so I can't do this shit
>>68273772
>At least you guys don't deal with the sandniggers who go "I CHEER FOR ALGERIA BECAUSE I'M ALGERIAN" or Mali because they're Malian or whatever despite the fact that they've never even left France in their entire lives.
Aaaannd fixed. Especially true with Algerians more than any other country for some """obscure""" reason.
>>68273772
I thought most cheered for Mexico
>>68273825
>Portugal to win the Euros and/or Ronaldo top scorer
People actually believe this? What's Portugal's group?
>>68273969
why did you let them stay after they violently fought for their independence?
>>68274023
Austria-Hungary, Iceland
>>68273101
>nearly 1.5b in the bank
>7 consecutive league titles
>contract expires in 1 month
>club's best offer would make me 17th highest paid manager
>>68274023
Austria, Iceland, Hungary
On the face of it quite easy but Austria and Iceland better than most people think imo and Hungary not exactly pushovers
>>68274026
The irony is that most of those who le Algeria for France after the war were supportive of France (or their parent were) and couldn't stay for obvious reasons. It makes the fact that their kids/grandkids claim to be """""true Algerians""""" even more gritting.
>>68274092
>tfw Franz Ferdinand assasinated during the Austria-Hungary game
Prepare your happening images
>>68273772
But anon I'm quarter Scottish
>>68273772
I've never actually seen this for European teams. Mostly spics who do it. I think this is a boogyman kind of thing
>cant play a 16 year old from my youth academy, cant even register him
>the city of Germany
Britbros why is the ITV website so terrible?
>You must sign up to access teh stream even though we could just geo-locate
>Fine fair enough
>Your DOB is invalid even though you've definitely entered it correctly and followed the example of how to format it
>Can't sign up without a valid DOB and thus cannot use the site of a free to access channel
Absolutely go fuck yourself ITV, I just wanted to watch some comfy Euros opening
Is there anything worse than football opening ceremonies?
>>68275357
No. Looks like it cost nothing to bang this up together but you just know it cost them millions
>>68274983
Just use TVCatchup or whatever they call it now, little ad at the start which is annoying, but overall it's much easier desu.
>>68275559
I just went on another site that geolocates but otherwise gives you all free to air channels.
But I had a little look around itv site and didn't think you could get in to streams live or otherwise without signing up
>>68275357
That time the fourth torch didn't rise in the Opening Ceremonies in Vancouver?
Fucking bandwagoners
>not letting the crowd sing along to the melody
sounds a lot cooler than them conflicting with the vocalists/chorus
most people who stare at spreadsheets all day get paid to do it
>>68275849
am I a bandwagonner for owning an England flag?
>>68275967
we save on therapy by doing this
>>68276012
Yes
>>68276012
Do you wipe your bum with it?
>>68276012
>Yet another tournament that Lithuania aren't in
Remove sakotis.
>>68275849
I assume this is taken not in England.
>>68276012
Almost definitely
Unless you're going to move here to be a doctor in which case you're officially British
>>68276235
No it was taken in the Dartford area just minutes ago
>>68276235
Yeah with no context it means very little
>>68276336
>English house displays English flag during football tournament that England are playing in
I'll alert the press
>tfw smoking quality cali med shit and watching footy
>>68276336
So the issue is....
Holy fucking shit, none of the good channels have the Euros. It's only this shitty "City of Buenos Aires" channel with literally who commentators. How come neither ESPN nor Fox Sports got the rights to this?
GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY
Lmao frace is gonna lose
fug
>>68275559
thx a lot family
FUCKING FRENCHIES ALWAYS GETTING LUCKY
>>68276492
Does Ray Hudson do the Euros over there ?
>>68276492
>How come neither ESPN nor Fox Sports got the rights to this?
Is this a serious question?
>2 clear cut chances
>miss them both despite 17 fin 13 comp
>They score two headers from no where
Im fucking livid, how do I stop this shit
>>68277424
Comp>Fin
Evras a bit shit
Lads, this is fucking unbearable. The commentator just said: "Romania, the fictional homeland of Dracula", and then began talking about Dracula and Transylvannia. He also gets all the names wrong.
What stream are you watching?
>>68277034
Of course it is, I don't understand your question.
>>68278279
Because Fox Sports is covering Copa America, and ESPN does have rights to the Euros.
At least in the US.
>>68278279
Git gud pls
https://www.r*ddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/4nhkpp/match_thread_1900_gmt_france_vs_romania/
>>68278279
Local channel.
Well obviously because ESPN and FOX doesn't buy the rights because of lack of money.
Lads Over/Under on terrorist attack is set at 66th minute
>>68278565
Can imagine it happening England-Russia. Two birds, one stone
>>68278279
If you can into brit proxy/vpn then
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
And the same but the BBC1 channel will get you every Euro game for free and no horrible popups/shitty ads so might be worth putting the time in to find a good proxy.
Hola Unblocker used to be good but I haven't used it in ages so no idea if that is even still a thing.
>>68278396
Here, TyC Sports always covers Copa América, and ESPN had always covered the Euros, no idea why not this year.
>>68278467
Thanks a lot, Austria.
>>68278494
I really doubt that, they are rolling in dosh, unless they spent all their money on the Olympics.
>>68278826
Not sure. Going by Wikpedia, only your Buenos Aries channel is broadcasting it thi season.
>>68278396
>>68278494
I'm literally watching it on ESPN.
Greaseyman has missed some sitters, did the pen miss kill him mentally? Is he Torres 2.0?
t-thanks
>>68279364
I like the thought that at least one streamer has been sympathetic to deaf people wanting to watch and turned on subtitles
>France in charge of hitting the ball
>Giroud has completed two passes in the match so far, and one of those was from kick-off.
my pizza is late
That match succs dick 2bh lads
>>68280309
you could always play FM, you know, the point of this thread
>>68280422
no this is my safe space
>>68280422
Don't you have any schools to shoot up, friend?
>>68280422
>not doing both
>>68280465
some of you guys are alright, dont go to Poland tomorrow
What are these ads? Casillas saves the day? Black people eating fried chicken? Scottish funerals?
>>68280738
i keep seeing french ghostbusters cleaning their cars
So what are the advantages of my new affiliate club being in the Bahamas?
Free vacations for players?
>>68281167
Free rum.
>Giroo
>have freeview
>ITV is literally the only channel that I get bad reception on
>no broadband so can't just watch online
JUST FUCK MY EUROS UP
>>68281167
Tax breaks
>>68281440
>No broadband
Dat fucking FM moment
>>68281440
Should have gone to the pub
>Tatarusanu: 5.9
>>68281854
i'm not a pub-goer and i'm not a normie
>>68281991
Pay for your fucking tv license then
>http://fatworld . wikia . com/wiki/FAT_WORLD_Wiki
I don't want to live in this world anymore.
PENAL
>France
Penulty
Calm as you fucking like
>Evra
>Evra
>>68282516
Slight slip tbqh
lmao
classic evra
Griezmann looks depressed.
ERA PENAL
>>68282817
he's French
German commentator says that Romania is playing as well as France wtf
>>68283077
Well it is 1-1.
>>68283077
Probably not quite as well as France but not much behind
>>68283077
France are better but Romania are holding their own
>>68283133
>>68283170
yeah they are not bad, certainly better/more offensive than expected, but France is clearly better. Not acknowledging that is pretty retarded desu
>>68283278
Romania didn't have the strongest of qualifying groups but they did well defensively in it, only conceded 2 goals I think
>>68283077
Stopped watching, felt France lacks a player able to break the line of such defences technically speaking. Romania is well organized, doesn't make too many mistakes.
>Inb4 Hatem
>>68283651
You bought Martial on for Pogba so it will all be ok soon
>>68283744
He goes fast but doesn't have that ability to dribble.
>>68283856
>Not knowing that gotta go fast is all you need in football
jesus
Not just dead balls he's good at
fuck me payet
Payet unreal
good hit
wew
Great goal, but France still didn't play well.
>you will never know that feel
>Payet crying tears of joy
why is it always West Ham that get these undiscovered foreign GOATs
>>68284725
its the west ham way?
>>68284725
Like who other than Payet?
Besides which you could say the same for Leicester with Kante and Mahrez or probably a bunch of other teams.
>france in charge of displaying stoppage time
>Players standing off in the 93rd minute when one goal down in a major international tournament
huh, I guess it isn't just FM's retarded ME
>>68284875
>Lithuania in charge of qualifying for tournaments
>>68284725
Tfw Graham Carr spent 7 years scouting the french leagues and we end up with sissoko while West Ham get Payet
>>68284944
>Lithuania
Probably more basket-ball clubs than football clubs there anyway.
I just don't think you understand
>>68285025
>Install FM13 (shut up)
>Download patch
>Download logos
>Downloading facepack
>Another 2 hours to go
>Been waiting 4 hours to play this fucking game
Can see Romania making the last 16 and pose a problem for a team
>>68285222
>a team
England.
>>68285172
>Downloading facepack
pleb
>>68285172
You can just enable that later m8
>>68285172
>>Downloading facepack
theres your problem
why is the resident 4-footer so obsessed with me?
>>68285172
>download logos, facepack
you know that you can download that while playing and activate them later?
>Karembeu
I forgot he even existed
>>68285355
The only one I've played previously was 2010, and if you add them later you lose your manager picture. I take it that has been fixed?
>>68285242
>we are literally the only team they've ever beaten at the euros
i missed the whole match
did i miss something good?
>>68271302
>>68271491
>playing with filthy leftists instead of novi pazar
>>68285222
Well yeah, it's only a 24 team tournament, fucking everyone is making the last 16
>>68285361
Nobody can forget about his ex-wife here.
>>68285403
At least they'll probably have to beat someone else in order to beat you again in the knockouts.
>>68285493
Albania
If they finished 2nd we'd avoid them though
>>68285400
that might be an issue
but wouldn't adding the manager picture in there with your manager's id work?
>>68285423
and then 8 drop out after one match
potential for upsets
>>68285431
Looks pretty tidy
>Previously dated Mick Hucknall
Pass hard
Also
>The great-grandfather of Christian Karembeu, who came from New Caledonia, was one of the hundred islanders taken to Paris and exhibited there as "cannibals" by the French people. Later the "cannibals" were swapped with Germany for some crocodiles.
lolwut
>>68285411
Payet scored a nice goal.
>>68285529
Perfect. RIP England.
>>68284808
a pair of argies come to mind
How hard can one team choke?
Maybe this is why you don't exist anymore
>>68271203
Fire Emblem my white friend
>>68285604
>unknown
They were literal FM/CM cheese for about 2 years before that
And we all know that was just an agent getting cheeky
>>68274983
>Fine fair enough
no it isn't fine, or fair enough it's fucking ridiculous. itv sports needs to burn
>>68285551
>Previously dated Mick Hucknall
How the fuck did he get her?
>>68285731
He has fucked everything and I have no idea how.
>>68285662
>a player can't be unknown if FM rates him
do you realise you're in the top percentile for autistic football fans just by playing FM, let alone extensively knowing who is cheese and basing your opinions on it
>>68285764
He looks like that ginger guy with the fucked up face from a film whose name I forget. You all know which guy I'm talking about though.
>>68284725
>>68285604
>payet tevez and masch
>unknown before west ham
weeeew
where should i pirate 16 from?
>>68285863
Captain Pugwash
>>68285829
you're a nobody until you play in england. Messi who?
>>68285863
steam
>>68285782
fuck. this.
If you don't live in Italy and still know the name Sergio Pellisier, you're full blown autismo.
>>68285863
Good luck with that lid
what euro leagues are only made up for semi-pro teams?
I guess I'll try it. Its looking more like 4 hours now.
>>68285829
What about Lanzini? He wasn't unknown here but he was bought from Arabia or something, can't imagine he was well known before that.
>>68285863
>>68285908
Indeed. There's no clean crack for 16. SI went as far as to put worms into the image files. That's the development time they didn't use to fix the fucking crosses and WBs being MoTM 3/4th of the time.
>>68285969
out of the vanilla db ones, probably only Norn Iron
>>68285906
Pellissier should be in our national team tbqh, much better than fucking Eder
what country produces the best fullbacks apart from Brazil?
my Brazilian GOAT RB broke his leg
thinking about going on a hunt through every age restricted NT to find myself a new 1
>>68286032
every other NT uses wingers
>>68285976
anyone that knew anything about argentine football knew about the king of manlet. very similar to payet in being technically tallented players with attitude, behavioural and determination issues.
>>68286032
france and italy
>>68286032
italy?
>>68286032
what the others said + Argentina
>>68286032
I have Bahamas and Bolivia, with a Germany sub.
>>68286672
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68286032
France and Argentina.
Ukraine has given me a few good fullbacks though, as well as Belarus.
>>68286672
Show us pls
>>68286028
Honestly most of your team is a disaster. I'm glad Bernardeschi got the nod, though.
>"There's no way I'm coming back while you're still manager."
>>68287084
good feel
>Two players on the same team with the exact same name
You can't make this shit up.
>>68287223
Apart from if you're called Tal Ben Haim
Emu
>>68287282
The Maccabi Tel Aviv wiki page actually lists them as "Tal Ben Haim I & II" lel
rest well, my friend
F
>Just realised the ginger ale I'm mixing drinks with is two years out of date
Am I going to die?
>>68287966
oh absolutely
>>68287966
are they drinks you'd regret mixing with beer?
>>68286735
I've posted tons of screenshots, but I'm in Philly for the USA-Paraguay without a pc.
>>68287984
I leave my regens to Mitch, he could use them
>>68287996
Do people use beer as a mixer?
>>68285172
>Another hour to go
>When you concede a goal that could've been easily avoided if the keeper just had picked up the damned ball
I fucking hate this. It's like you need to be Neuer to do that kind of simple stuff.
>>68288114
Just start already or abandon the pointless facepack.
Maximum autism if you won't start without.
>inb4 wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>when you leave your super huge career save for a fresh new casual save and enjoy the instant processing times
>>68288217
>Responding
WE HAVE 25 MILLION BRITISH POUNDS IN THE BANK YOU FUCKING JEWS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>68288300
Maybe because 25mill isn't that much and they have it earmarked for upcoming expenses/planned improvements.
Or maybe you're already close to breaching FFP so they don't want to give you so much money that you will go over FFP requirements.
Or maybe yes they are just tight as fuck in which case stick it out until the chairman leaves or leave yourself because that isn't going to change.
>>68288295
>when summer arrives and you play in a shitty 5 year old laptop and you're idling at 60º C
>when processing FM, temperatures may reach 100º
makes me not wanna play much desu, I'm scared of frying my processor
>>68288412
I really need to hoover the dust out of my PC but I just cba. Also probably should get some new thermal paste on there.
Guarantee I keep putting it off and being lazy then end up needing to replace a variety of parts and complaining about my PC dying.
how the fug do i do in fm16 to make the game stop skipping days with important messages?
The game skips even days with interviews and cancels them for me.
>>68288300
Chairman have stats too, but they're hidden. Patience, ambition, etc. And yes, some really are unambitious cheapsakes while others are impatient manchildren. For example, Paris FC's chairman in FM15 allows you to spend money you don't have but will sack you if you are even close to coming short to his expectations.
>>68288066
no, but you can drink a beer and then drink something else (or vice versa)
if you like to JUST, that is
>>68288300
maybe because british money isn't very useful in Spain?
>>68288412
>tfw your plebtop eventually did die
>tfw you replace it with a tower equipped with a i5-6600k
I can finally load some more leagues. Loaded the top leagues in Europe and their D2 as well as Brazil, Argentina and Japan. I put all the other countries available in view only mode. Feels gud.
>>68288407
>25mill isn't that much and they have it earmarked for upcoming expenses/planned improvements.
We have a projection of 42m for the end of the season and youth facilities are already in the process of being upgraded
>Or maybe you're already close to breaching FFP so they don't want to give you so much money that you will go over FFP requirements.
I've spent 4m this season and have a transfer income of 9m
>Or maybe yes they are just tight as fuck in which case stick it out until the chairman leaves or leave yourself because that isn't going to change.
the fucker loves the club
I don;t mind being a wheeler dealer but this is ridiculous and the transfer list is looking juicy as fuck
>>68288593
>We have a projection of 42m for the end of the season
>a projection of 42m
>projection
>>68288593
>Because he loves the club he cannot be a tight cunt
>Because I have made money this year I cannot be close to breaching FFP
Friend pls
>>68288482
help pls
>>68288566
What does having them in view-only mode do?
>>68288697
Are you >holidaying? Should be a check box on the menu before you confirm it
>>68288482
I have never experienced this but its likely a setting in preferences or something you've fucked with so poke about in there and undo any changes you may have made.
>>68288657
do you know how the projections work on fm16?
>>68288662
do you even know what the FFP rules are or are you just memeing for replies?
>>68288697
Should check in your staff responsibilities if your AssMan isn't in charge of interviews.
>>68288717
The leagues/clubs/transfer market is more active than if you don't load them at all, and it consumes less resources than if you load them. However the players aren't loaded, so if you need a specific cheese you should rather load the league/country he's in. See it as a middle ground between loading them properly and ignoring them.
>>68288762
>do you even know what the FFP rules are or are you just memeing for replies?
Yes I do, FFP runs over the course of 3 years meaning how much money you have made this year is virtually irrelevant if the previous two years you or your predecessor massively overspent.
Clearly you are the one who does not know FFP if you were not aware of that.
>>68288856
>how much money you have made this year is virtually irrelevant
you can stop posting now
>>68288856
Did your predecessor spend £250m in two years? Because a top team can make £100m profit with a net transfer of 0.
>>68289010
>Not even in Europe
Well there you go, if you're in continental UEFA competition it is measured over a 3 year period (as well as your single year domestic measure) but usually the purse strings are looser because of the mad money you get for competing in Europe.
>>68276428
>>68276483
The issue is you getting BAITED
>>68288066
Fuck off Britanon Dartford are staying up
>>68289827
Doesn't work that way, Mitch.
>>68289827
KYS
Y
S
>>68289859
S-sorry Mr mf
Tfw took my glasses off at the exact second the frenchies scored that cunter against the gypos
>>68289827
>yfw
france cant win the cup with that midfield. only if payet put in god mode they can make something big. (he was the only creative player in this game).
romania was classic football. i miss those kind of playing.
>>68290184
>france cant win the cup with that defence
Fixed.
>>68290184
No one expects them to anyway.
>>68290360
i thought they was one of the big favorites.
>>68290448
We expect the refs to be sympathetic to us, like any home country.
>tfw can't find a single young DM that pleases me
>even tried to find a DC, MC, LB or RB that were ok-ish in their natural positions but could be better at DM
what the fuck do I do now, I'm out of ideas
I'm only looking for players that aren't completely deprived of physical capability and have Aggression, Bravery, Composure, Concentration, Decisions and Teamwork above 10, as well as okay defending tekkers
>>68290680
You need to spend money, having that many key stats above average is rare.
>>68290763
I honestly think I'm not being that demanding, I just want players that are able to start for my team and have at least average mentals and physicals for an Europa League-tier team DM
Here's my current starter, he's on loan and a bit of a dirty cunt by nature
>>68290545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarians_in_Romania
nice neutral ref UEFA gave ya :^)
RIP Panamanian Cruciates
>>68290903
If you want a good DM, you gotta cough up the cash. They're arguably the most important position, and there aren't many world class ones.
4chan is kill
what country got blocked? germany? i sure hope so.
what the fuck is going on
>>68291677
>tfw Panamabro never returned
On another note, really starting to dig cider.
ripip somebody
>>68292373
Nah seen Germans posting in other threads, desu probably some shit tier Asian nation that DDoSes a lot like China or something
>>68292483
I bet russia
the other boards are saying russians because of cp
>>68292803
>>68292695
Good enough for me.
If Russia is banned then Alex won't be able to post if he visits his homeland
>>68292887
I understand this reference.
>Banned from the Olympics
>Banned from 4chan
Has any nation ever been so btfo?
>>60632392
>>60632392
Damn
>>68293327
ffffffffuuu
>>>/int/60632392
>>>/int/60632392
>>68293361
At least it wasn't Canada.
>>68293361
Rare indeed.
>>68293450
But then nothing of value would be lost
>>68293594
LEAF
E
A
F
>>68293594
But how could I troll about England's inevitable loss tomorrow?
>>68293715
>He does not believe it is coming home
wew lad
>>68293715
Im sure there is a botany board out there somewhere
>>68293820
I prefer this botany board 2bh
>>68293802
96 was 20 years ago, m8. Let it go.
>>68294034
b-but no more years of hurt
pls
>>68294075
Your odds of winning the yuros this time are equal to the Netherlands.
>>68294034
>96 was 20 years ago
>>68294075
>tfw England's chances at a European Championship are identical to Canada's at a Gold Cup
I feel. I feel.
>>68294280
I mean this in the nicest most non-trolling way but surely Canada are cognizant of the fact that they have no chance in any tournament? It feels crueler for us because whilst we certainly are not among the world's elite we're not so far outside of it that with a little improvement and/or a little luck we could stand a chance.
Its the hope that gets you.
MESSI MESSI MESSI etc
>>68294473
>surely Canada are cognizant of the fact that they have no chance in any tournament
Yeah. But then again
>Its the hope that gets you.
I just want to make sure you know that hardly any of the posts I make are 100% serious. The banter is too good to be serious all the time.
Do you guys think the manager will give me a job?
WOW
>Jehova's Witness actually came knocking on my door wanting to talk with me about Jesus Christ
Only heard it happening in the US. Never thought it will actually happen here.
>Chile scoring a penalty in 90+10 to win
>>68294960
Was it Prince?
>>68294960
Jesus' reach knows no bounds.
>>68294987
Yeah I wasn't watching but sounds like that amount of injury time was not warranted. Riggy-diggy.
>>68294960
How tall are you?
>>68294960
Happens also in France. I recall as a kid my mom drove them away and scared them so much they started changing pavements when they saw her in the street kek. Also happened because these witnesses knew her from back when she lived in Haiti.
>>68295013
Definitely not. He's white.
>>68295043
Preach, brother MF.
>>68295062
184 CM. What does this have to do with them?
>>68295079
Guess they are everywhere nowadays.
>>68295079
Do you use voodoo to get better regens?
>>68295123
>Definitely not. He's white.
>>68295146
Wish I could. I don't have much connection with the Haitian culture; Haitians couldn't even have the double-nationality until 2012 and I've no fucking reason to go grab an Haitian passport.
>>68295267
you could play for their national team
>>68295060
>tfw you need refball to beat Bolivia
>>68295267
>I've no fucking reason to go grab an Haitian passport.
Play for the Haiti NT and score a late winner against Canada.
>>68295123
Are you the tallest man in Indonesia?
>>68295380
>>68295489
>National team of nothing at all
I don't even play football, I prefer playing tennis. And Davis Cup is irrelevant. I don't even speak the language senpai.
>>68294987
>>68295060
Only one I've seen higher than that is 12 minutes of stoppage time in a game between Arsenal and West Ham in 2013, one of West Ham's players fell and landed on his head and the game stopped for nearly 10 minutes IIRC.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/21038749
There was a break in play midway through the second half when Potts took a heavy knock and needed treatment for 10 minutes before he was stretched off the pitch.
By that stage, West Ham had used all their substitutes, meaning they had to play the remainder of the match with 10 men.
Due to the earlier injury to Potts, 12 minutes of injury time were needed after the 90 minutes were up and unsurprisingly Arsenal dominated with the man advantage.
>>68295267
I'm from Florida where we have a lot of Haitians. They are called Booty Haitians and basically harassed by blacks. They dress really nice but are poor and smell like shit.
They also can't drive and drive cars which are basically frankenstein cars put together with many different car parts.
>>68295123
Can we please not overlook the fact that HC called Prince white here?
>>68295618
>I'm from Florida
Explains everything 2bh
>>68295692
you shut up about florida
>>68295674
Pretty sure he meant that Jesus' messenger was white. Not Prince.
>>68295380
>>68295489
>>68295550
Moreover, I don't feel Haitian at all (despite being a nigger). I know some footballers would play for a country they have no link with just to get on intl competitions. I don't think I could, really.
>>68295618
I have an uncle in Florida, went there as a kid. Everything is fucking bigger, even the blades of grass. However the beaches were fucking shit with grey water no better than Brittany (well, with scorching hot sun).
>>68295580
Can't remember the match but it wasn't terribly long ago and was in L2 or Conference or something and some match got held up by 25+ mins after a really bad injury and somebody scored in 90+20
>>68295692
Here's the thing. I'm normally a super straight forward poster who doesn't shitpost. But I stopped posting on trb. Now I only post when I'm drunk so I come on here and be a racist dick. I'm not like this sober(Just secretely racist).
>>68295766
What is a white man doing in Indonesia? I would melt.
>tfw never played FM before
>download editor data so that I can start in tier 24 of england
Wish me luck lads
>>68295772
Where the fuck were you that there was shit water? Miami Beach? Really only small portion of Florida is shit and its around Miami aka spic haven.
>>68295753
What are you going to do, take some bath salts and eat your neighbour?
>>68295772
>Moreover, I don't feel Haitian at all
Makes sense, honestly. Despite my background, I don't feel Estonian at all. It's all my mom's fault of course, because she felt awkward about speaking Estonian to me as a baby even though my dad couldn't understand anything. Now I don't know shit outside of a nursery rhyme.
>>68295891
There are white people from places that see sun more than twice a year.
>>68295955
>even though my dad
due to my dad not being able to understand anything*
>>68295905
FM can't deal with making players that are significantly shitter than the existing basement league so its pretty easy to get promoted at least as far as Conference/L2.
You're in for 19 boringly easy seasons.
>>68295489
Canada will make it to the Hex this year and not even finish last in it, you can bank your life savings on it.
>>68295934
Can't recall exactly where it was (I was 9 or 10 m8), but must be the sand making the water look grey from there being so many people. It was so fucking hot you couldn't sleep at 3AM, more people on the beach than ants around a drop of honey on the ground.
>>68296070
I want to believe.
>>68296105
Doesn't sound like where I'm from. Probably Ft, LAuderdale in high times. I saw some dude shooting heroin there once.
>>68296064
If I set it for autopilot for like 10 years, how many tiers up will I move? Can I realistically make it to the lowest tier you normally wouldn't need a database for if I go on autopilot for long enough or do I actually have to try?
>>68296224
Hey you be the Uzbekistan B team the other day so there is hope
>>68296277
I thought there was no hope because we barely beat Uzbekistan B.
>>68296251
You have to remember holidaying puts your assman in charge and even the best assistant manager in game is still pretty bad compared to human management so with the quality of assistant you will have at that tier I would say no you probably will not be able to just holiday and get promotion but if you run the show it will be a piece of piss.
>russians unbanned
Ruskies are back.
>>68296251
Unlikely. AI management in FM doesn't even compare to human management.
>>68296224
>already played Mexico twice and still tied on points for second
>Honduras and El Salvador both have to play Mexico again even though Canada doesn't
>Mexico has yet to allow a goal yet in this stage, let alone drop any points
All you need to do is not spaghetti against Honduras on september 2nd and you're fucking in.
Also, one of the other hex teams will be Jamaica or Panama, and Trinidad will be another, so you have at least a decent shot. You'll still get blown out by Mexico, the USA, and Costa Rica in the hex but if you can at least pick up 4-5 points against the other two teams then you should be good enough to place 5th.
If you're really lucky, you'll get 4th and then beat some shitty asian team in the playoff, qualifying for the World Cup for the first time since forever ago and we can all shitpost about NORTH AMERICA STRONK
>>68296382
>>68296481
What if I use FMRTE to change my entire roster to have 40 CA and leave the rest the same. That should be enough to whomp on the littl'uns, right?
>>68296637
Why dont you just start in a tier you actually wanna play in pal
>>68296637
>What if I use FMRTE
I understand that you want to do this to just get those shit tier leagues out the way but no.
Using FMRTE is never acceptable and you should either deal with the boring easy seasons or take over a team slightly higher up.
>>68288295
I'm so used to my regular save where I can I save the game, go away for 5 minutes, and get back just in time for it to finish.
I started a new save the other day, and now I have to save like 3 times because it takes so little time I'm not sure whether or not it even saved the game.
>>68296542
>All you need to do is not spaghetti against Honduras on september 2nd and you're fucking in
This has happened before.
Honestly though, I am optimistic about our chances at qualifying for the Hex, because we should be able to come away without a loss against both Honduras and El Salvador. I really do hope we are able to be somewhat competitive in the Hex, assuming we qualify, even if it's just as a defensively sound team that frustrates the shit out of the opposition. I was in the stands in the Gold Cup match against El Salvador and it was probably the best sporting event I've ever been to in my life (RIP Leafs/Bulldogs). I can't even imagine what it would be like in a match that plays a part in who goes to Russia.
>>68296637
FM was never made with the intent to manage lower than Conference North/South. If you go as deep as the 24th tier, you'd still only be looking at 25 years max before making it to Conference North/South (depending on the quality of your managing). It's not difficult to rise up the ranks of non-league football in England if you're that far down the pyramid.
>>68296999
I have experienced this, pretty autistic but you can just check the last modified time of your most recent save file.
>>68296768
Because I can't let myself since I know lower tiers exist. It's like hey who's this nobody? Sure we'll give them a job at this top-level club. Also making a brand new club fresh from scratch sounds neat too, and that means starting from pub-tier leagues
Finally getting back into FM, got 16, picked a mediocre Serie A team. Advice? Also do I really need like 50 players in my U20?
>>68297811
wait a minute are you turkish?
>>68297906
>Also do I really need like 50 players in my U20?
Yes.
>>68297950
Is there a reason why? I've never done Serie A before so I dunno what to expect.
>>68297912
No? Is that a /trb/ joke?
>>68298479
It's just how the Italian reserves are set up. A few years in and it won't matter (because of the infrequency of U20 friendlies in Italy).
>>68297906
>>68298479
stop following me weirdo
>>68298479
You really don't, its just the Italian way of doing things. Partly a by-product of co-ownership which only ended a year or two ago.
>>68298677
Yeah there was a Turkish anon who insisted in playing at the very bottom rung and complained endlessly about the quality of it, the quality of the user dbs allowing you to do so and SI for not including lower leagues even though doing so would be virtually pointless for them.
>>68298742
england tier 8 doesn't sound like it'd be that big of a deal though, it already has 2 non-league tiers anyways, and the two you'd add would be 3 leagues in tier 7 and 6 in tier 8. it's right after tier 8 that the national leagues start blowing up in size. the problem would just be making tier 7 and 8 players seem properly shitty enough.
>>68298700
>>68298742
Alright.
>>68298710
Shush.
>>68297906
this is my setup
basically all the promising teenagers are in the u18s and usually if they aren't 1st team material by the age of 19 they won't be good enough
>>68299270
great contributions
>>68299333
get rekt
>>68299333
nice trips
the absolute state of this team i was forced to pick
>Belly
>>68299542
Do you really have that much better?
>>68299690
far better, but for some ridiculous reason it made me pick domestic based players only
>>68299542
so what will your rallying cry be? 2 CHAN?
>Play 16 and can't win a match
>Go back to fm 14 save with my GOATS and win 6-2 against 3rd place Everton in my first match
I don't know if I should go back to 14 lads, it's ugly in design but I'm so much better at it
>>68299804
>Losing at >wengers:the experience
Just use CWB(A)s and IFs(A) and watch.
>>68299861
I took a break from /trb/ and I thought wingers were a meme
>>68299861
>Just use CWB(A)s and IFs(A) and watch.
that's 15
IIRC in 14 mclargehuge target men were OP
>>68299719
Yeah, that's the rule with that specific cup.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Nations_Championship
>>68299891
Well...
>>68299920
I left 16 for 15 (yeah that's me again) because of fucking crosses. Literally have to triple mark the wingers in 16 so that they don't do circles around your defence.
Is FM16 gud? It's on -66% sale on steam and was wondering if it's worth upgrading from FM12.
>>68299971
15 is better 2bph
>>68299999
quints confirm
>>68300202
>
I have to get promoted or Im going bankrupt
>>68300361
>or Im going bankrupt
no problem just move the team to a city that will pay to build you a stadium we do it all the time
>>68300395
Dunno if it works that way in the Colombian second divison
im trying to sim a couple seasons in 2065 and shit is slow as fuck
going to sleep now and ill take up before the first game tommorow
hope i dont fuck up and end up missing 2 games
>>68300769
Just put a date for the end of your holiday.
OFC Nations Cup final get the fuck in here bros
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/54146/c/294329
Papua New Guinea vs New Zealand
Gone back to my FM15, had forgotten all about this monster
>>68301281
>New Zealand might not win for 2nd tournament running
>teamtalks
let my assistant do it because it's lame
automatic mod where
>just clicking accept for tactic advice against my next match
are there situations where you wouldn't do this and just play your own strat?
Shit.
how do I even make money as a small club in a small league?
>>68303297
You don't.
fug that was close
Anyone playing with a polish team? Just wondering, I've never played FM.
Lads I cucked someone last night. I feel bad so Im gonnastay drunk
>>68304365
was it Mitch
>>68304365
I know you're Irish and all, but are you ever not drunk?
>>68303573
abso disgo desu
>>68304743
Iusually post here when i am drunk. confirmation biasor some shit. butyes
>>68304769
I thought you only say no to butt
>>68304832
butt and french people in general
>>68304757
you're not wrong
>Tfw work is so hot FIFA are awarding you the 2022 World Cup
How go saves?
>>68295060
I watched it live, it 100% was. One Bolivian was kicked in the head during an aerial challenge at like 90 but was down on the pitch until +5, and then the penalty was given by the linesman for handball at like 96:50 but the Bolivians argued for three minutes.
>>68303901
Yeah, I'm managing Zagłębie Sosnowiec with the ideal of producing goat regens eventually and leading Poland to world domination. Pretty fun but it'll take a while for any club that isn't Lech Poznań or Legia to pose any threat in europe, my first group stage was 0 points and -24 gd.
>tfw poaching transfers from bigger teams
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, CUNTS
gut morgen /trb/
how goes life
how goes save
are your regens qt today
>>68304699
feelsbadman.jpg
>>68294960
Did you stone them for saying jehovah
>>68306776
>>68306460
Use your trip so I can filter you
>>68304699
no. some poor guy though, she reckons hes gonna propose soon
>>68307082
haha good one buddy
>>68307091
ouch
>>68307091
Why would she tell you this?
>>68307117
Nige literally only worthwhile UK poster
>>68307140
shes an absolute bitch. i think it was guilt trying to minimise what she had just done.
getting v tired of hangovers.
making it real hard to play this footie spreadsheets >game. too many details, too much to little shit to focus on.
>>68307237
the key is to keep drinking lad
>>68307237
just reduce the game to pressing spacebar (aka the Mitch way of playing). Works well with being hungover.
>>68307289
pls stop the bully i'm really trying hard nowadays
when i get back i think i might go through my staff and get rid of all the shit ones although hopefully it won't take that long since i already removed most of the guys the chairman signed
why did i give him the responsibility ffs
>>68307339
>most of the guys the chairman signed
>my fucking face when
looks like lester are gonna win this one
>>68307381
>UTV trip
>FM12 screenshot
>less than 3 years into a save
pretty sure this is déjà vu to my déjà vu to my déjà vu to my déjà vu to my déjà vu to my déjà vu to my déjà vu to my déjà vu.
>league match during Romania-Switzerland game
guess it's shit match and fresh air vs just a shit match
>>68307443
>FM12 screenshot
>less than 3 years into a save
hey, that's me :^)
>>68307146
>Tfw gone are MiB, Bluenose and Jommo
>>68307601
>tfw Trubro went super normie
and doesn't Jommo post his Tasmania Berlin save from time to time?
>>68307381
Nice one Pip. :^)
>>68307640
>normie
That is such a meme word nowadays
American coverage of the Euros
>>68307678
its a way of life lad
>>68307762
it's like i'm on leedit's cringe subs :^)
fuck me swiss german is cancer
>>68307791
Does it ever get tiring being you Morz?
>>68307762
>>68307804
should it?
>>68307678
Meme is a meme word
>>68307832
I dont think I have the constitution to live your life
>Lichsteiner and Rodriguez the outside backs
>>68307845
do you yourself do anything productive?
my memory might be shit but you seem to only talk about your home life
>>68307872
Mate I have a very good job. Corporate hoor, but a good job all the same. have an intern and 2 associates reporting to me which is great craic.
>>68307917
if it's a good job, why do you drink so much?
tfw watching a game in full HD on a 42 inch flatscreen for once instead of a shitty 480p livestream from a dodgy albanian website
![9ee51b218a0368a83a6f406eb83cd0d0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nKp9oRj.jpg "9ee51b218a0368a83a6f406eb83cd0d0[1]")
>>68307969
>if it's a good job, why do you drink so much?
I almost exclusively drink when i have a lot of money and its the weekend
>>68307969
Do you see his flag?
>tfw getting paid to do nothing over the next few weeks
>>68307917
Need someone at the office to chat Fm with m80?
We have family pictures with our regens photsopped in on our desks
>>68308300
We can have*
whos gonna come dead last in the Euros lads? Ireland or Albania?
>>68308239
how so? was gonna make a joke about you being english but then remembered you are white so I couldnt frame it well enough
You voting leave obviously are you?
>>68308300
my intern is a relatively good tribbler actually. good fella despite being the smeliest man on the planet
>albania gk aerial ability: 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPVY6NDKiR0
>Rushing Out: 1
>Aerial ability: 1
>French names
>>68308357
Boss is having an operation done so nobody is in the office while he's away. He said just to take it easy.
Yeah I am, but why obviously?
this match gonna get tasty
>>68308703
>Yeah I am, but why obviously?
tfw u gotta play lester in the cap one cup and they have this man
>>68308896
>skype
>>68308733
who scored?
>>68308956
schär
>No Miles
http://www.jewornotjew.com/
>>68308703
You need to stage a coup while he is out, turn everyone against him. what do you work as?
UTV
based Sommer 2bh lads.
what a fucking GOAT keeper.
>Albania vs Albania
o SHIT
>Albania
v sad 2bh, they were doin well
>>68309174
Miles isn't that Jewish tbqh
I mean while some of SIs practices are a bit shit for the end customers, they do promote charities a lot, and they made their money by actually making something rather than managing someone else's money or advising someone. So He's kind of like a Schroedinger's jew, if you will.
>>68307803
shit sounds horrible but at least we can shit talk the germans without them noticing it
>that albanian feel
>>68309884
>So He's kind of like a Schroedinger's jew, if you will.
I love you anon
>>68307969
>why does an Irishman drink
>Slipzerland
the absolute state of Albania here
ANALYSIS
That switch back to the studio kek
>side netting
>They thought it had gone in!
Have the Brits evacuated the thread in case they get rekt? Bit dead in here
>>68312084
i'm just watching quite intently whilst tribbling
Shaqiri is such a turbo manlet, almost midget status
Gashi is fucking legit talent ludicrous he didn't start.
>Shankqiri
>>68312084
>in case they get rekt
>in case
are there any doubts about this?
>>68312274
hehe
>>68312274
lol kys
>>68312274
:^)
New thread: >>68312516
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>>68312401
Bet you were saying that during both world wars
