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>>68243881
I think you meant to post this, HC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q
>>68243987
>tfw Barney the Dinosaur became the newest dank maymay
>>68244059
At least it would help you keep the kids amused while you browse /trb/
>>68243881
that image is very ethnically diverse. well done.
>i'll play a lot better if you just let me get on with it
>>68244092
m8, that's what Finger Family videos exist for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oId3DxYvyBk
My train just flew past the Millwall ground and I feel an unnatural urge to remove foreigners from England
Anyone else had this?
>>68244819
all the time
how do you play somewhat defensively without wingers?
managing scotland in 2028 and my four best players are 2 strikers, an AMC and an AMC/ST. all of them with shit pace.
we have a home Euros come up, so i need to fucking do well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68244959
Wingback 5-1-2-2
>>68244819
you have some work ahead of you then
>>68244861
I don't recall if the last two shots are from after he gets the lobotomy, but electro shock therapy is useful against depression and schizophrenia, so this implies that being pro-UKIP is a symptom of mental health :^)
haven't parked the bus in a couple of years. Never got it to work for some reason. Today, I decided to try it again for my Macclesfield save and I'm breezing through the cups.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
>mfw clicking the arrow in the address bar after firefox updates
FUCK OFF WITH THIS GODDAMN TABLETIFICATION
>>68245069
I got rid of F because of that, it's infuriating.
>>68245047
Should just replace him at this point. Would have dropped him and told him he was shit a few games before.
>>68245047
>twenty-six (26) matches without finding the net
i think you should get rid of him. forever.
>>68245090
>>68245114
Actually, I dropped him a few matches ago and we started winning again. Had to sub him in since both my strikers got injured in the same match. Ironically, he's my best striker.
>>68245047
>Ray
what did he do
Just bought 2016 lads. Any advice?
Gonna play with a second league colombian team. Probably gonna get fucked in the try.
>go to Italy to manual scout their regens
>Juventus and Fiorentina are the only teams in Serie A with new players
why does this happen? i have 40% world knowledge ffs
>>68245401
He got sent off 5 minutes into the match after handling the ball and giving away a penalty. But since he's a top lad, he complained a bit and left it at that.
>>68243881
why does the asian kid turn into a white boy
what do you guys generally pay for regens?
i mean Genk are wanting £16M for a world class potential 16 year old goalkeeper. that's not a sustainable purchasing policy paying that consistently
>>68245653
I've paid 23M€ for a 17 yo
>>68245653
I usually go for a couple million + future clauses they'll likely never meet
>>68245653
do it
>>68245653
I saw PSG pay 30m pounds for an 18 year old once. But that's P$G.
>>68245653
>>68245785
And Man Utd paid 36m for a 19 year old last year (Martial)
>it's a "it's his first ever goal" goal
FINALLY I WON A MATCH FFS
Against my former team too.
also
>4chan in charge of working
>>68245653
I paid £27.5m for him when he was 17.
But I usually try to spend less than 5, he's just obviously too good to play for VfB Midtable.
>Sascha Lewandowski ded
Oh my
>>68246308
In my save I remember getting him fired from 3 teams in two seasons.
who /Serge Makofo/ here??
>In CM4 the first course of action for any self- respecting manager, was to click on the financially stricken Wimbledon and rid them of all their best young players. The pick of the bunch was a teenager named Serge Makofo. His exact position(s) would seem to change every time you started a new game, but more often than not he would be deemed to be a right back.
>Makofo was like no full back you had ever seen though. His dribbling ability was through the roof and if you set him to ultra-attacking, rarely-pass mode, he would go on ridiculous runs across the entire length of the pitch and score 15-20 goals a season.
I never tired of those crazy solo goals, you didn't even need to instruct him to do it. Ultimate cheese he was.
>[player] feels fine was unfair
nothing cracks me up like that
Fucking kill me
Is there a way to play a match without watching it, that doesn't involve letting your assman taking control? I remember being a way. Game crashed before I saved and I honestly don't feel like watching it again.
>>68246888
there's an Instant Result mod that I use. It just takes the Instant Result feature from FM casual mode and adds it to regular autism mode.
I use it and the best thing about it is that it credits you (the manager) for the match, not your assman.
>I want to play Football Manager but I dont want to manage all my matches
Paul_Wall
>>68246974
described me pretty well there desu
>tfw drank two red bulls to see the Venezuela game but they made me even more sleepy
0-5-2 with 3 goals scored all season help lads
>tfw rare last name
Feels good man
>>68247252
tictacs, results, and why not my best regen
>>68247231
I know the struggle mate
>>68247236
>tfw one of maybe two or three people in world, if that, with my first and last name combination
>>68244318
>this bloody song
I really don't understand this song's appeal to children.
My sons dominated my phone for this bloody song.
>>68247086
are they working now? unless you keep a gulp under your tongue for a while, it'll take some time for the caffeine to work
and sleepiness will kick in before that as your stomach demands blood to start churning that half a liter of e-no-gee drinks in it :^)
evening lads
tonight I'm gonna get really drunk
>>68247344
>read it as "my wife's sons"
damn it reddit
>>68247442
Stop watching cuck porn, Morz.
>>68247439
won't that interfere with your leukemia meds?
>>68247454
I don't think this meme was born when that maymay porn got made
>>68247470
my first session of chemo is monday and tonight im going to finish my alcohol stash off because im not supposed to mix the two
am I the only one who has trb on one monitor, Youtube on and FM on the other? Redlettermedia is my life tbqhwy senpai cuz desu
Fucking hell, I had to replay this match >>68246888 again a few times befoere getting the previous result, and in every single match, this stupid Finn failed to score, even though he had several chances to do so. I start laughing before he shoots every time. It's like the game doesn't want him to score.
>>68247344
Kids actually listen to that shit? I though it was just Indian bots that padded the views to scam money out of youtube.
>>68247236
>grown "men" wanting a customised shirt
o i am laffin
MUH HEART
>>68247407
yeah, they are kinda sorta starting to kick in
Lads, I scored a goal. we lost 2-1 though
>>68247782
progress
>>68247782
why are you on the field
>>68247799
Because I live vicariously through my players. Are you not renaming your GOATS after you?
>>68247799
>not locking your contract to player/manager
>>68247830
no
im the manager
this isn't some fifa career mode shit
Do I need any of this DLCs?
>>68247950
>america-anon blows top
>>68248109
Yes, buy all of it.
>>68248109
all of them
every single one
>>68247950
in FIFAM 08 you could have a controllable player-manager
>>68247236
>tfw the people with my last name are mainly concentrated in my home town(Greenock) and in Belfast
worrying, genuine possibility of historic interbreeding
>>68248109
>Design a Son DLC
Top kek
>>68248109
get them while they're cheap lad
>>68248246
If I buy them all that's like 65% of the base game price, Do I really need them? I don't think I will ever play Touch Mode.
>>68248284
>Do I really need them? I don't think I will ever play Touch Mode.
answered your own question there, pal.
>>68248284
we're only memeing lad
you literally shouldn't buy a single one
>>68248284
Do it for Mike
>>68248355
melancholia by lars on trier is the only answer
>>68248355
Pineapple Express.
>>68248355
The Holy Mountain by Jodorowsky
>>68248355
well if you're anything like me, something shit, that you wont mind not remembering the next day.
bit of a cliche, but i love watching stoner movies when im high. puffing a joint along with the characters is a very comfy feel. Harold & Kumar get the munchies for me is a favourite.
>>68248355
>>68248397
>>68248423
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>68248437
I mean he asked for it.
>>68248355
Old godzilla films coolio, the voice overs usually give me a good chuckle
>>68248355
A Beautiful Mind :^)
good thing I literally just signed this guy for reinforcements in a relegation battle
>when it's match day and you press spacebar too many times and accidentally submit your team before checking it
>>68248540
>Not having the confirm team box question thing
Literally leave it on just to avoid that
>>68248540
>its match day and you select your team but forget to click "quick pick unselected positions"
>>68248561
>tfw accidentally tick that box and have to reset all the damn "you sure you want to scout these two players boss?" ticks
>about a week ago I start feeling like FM after a loooong pause
>"16 will probably be on sale when the Euros start, I'll wait until then"
>Screw waiting, start a new save in 14 anyway
>fast forward to today
>just starting to really get into my new save
>16 is on sale
Should I go for it?
>>68248607
>when you click "quick pick unselected positions" and then replace the sub gk with an outfield player
oes anyone else from this thread think Bastila in KOtor is hot
>>68248669
your D fell off
>>68248656
>not having a sub gk
>>68248655
14 was easier imo but im this shit >>68247782
>>68247331
nigger so
>>68248681
his D is busy elsewhere (fucking nazis won't let me lennyface)
>>68248694
>having a sub gk
>>68248669
The real question is: who doesn't?
I remember spending high school vacation playing it and staying in the light for that ass. Alas I was disappointed.
>>68248681
>>68248710
heheh
>>68248718
but at the end when you say I love you and she say "I love you with all my heart" and your just like..... damn
>Back in my FM12 Villa save
>Into my fourth season
>Great start to the season - 3 league wins in 3
>mfw I realise I've got just as many wins in the first 3 weeks as Villa got all season IRL
>GOAT defender is always sporting a hipster 'tache
>shaves it off during November (Movember) each year
bet he gets ball cancer when he retires desu
>>68248877
>when he retires
Why not while he is playing?
>>68248919
Does someone own the copyright to testicular cancer or something?
>>68248919
pls no
spare him, he doesn't know any better
Thanks dudes, watching pineapple express now because of you
wait can this actually happen? I'm enjoying this game and I want to continue with Southampton
>>68248942
I think implying a real life player gets cancer albeit in a game is probably mildly illegal since it might suggest he is prone to cancer or whatever which could impact their career or some such nonsense. I expect its one of those things they could put in and nobody would kick up a fuss but at least by not saying cancer they won't trigger the ultra sensitive people or risk lawsuits so they've gone with the cautious approach.
>>68248980
yes
recently some lad here was managing Boro and got them promoted and was promptly sacked when David Beckham bought the club
>>68248980
Yep. Enjoy transfer embargo then sacked after takeover because you can't patch your gaps in the transfer window.
>>68248952
good choice. very comfy high movie.
first time i seen it i was on acid. dont do that.
>>68249007
>>68249008
that sucks. into the trash this save goes
I fucking love this guy
Signed him for pennies on the dollar off of PSG and he was good enough to slot right into my first team. 2 years of development made him this fucking insane monster, I love it.
>>68249056
Just wait it out if you have board confidence or the fans like you. I've never been sacked after a takeover even when the chairman announces intent to bring in a new manager.
>>68249056
Well I mean sometimes it falls apart after like 5 days and is no big deal, sometimes the deal is completed quickly and they're happy for you to carry on as normal and give you a bunch of money too, anything could happen really and no guarantees it won't happen again in your next save so you might as well see what happens.
>try new tactic, set up Full match, get comfy, get out my pen and paper
>concede in first minute
>>68249083
>>68249095
yeah I was being a bit of a drama queen but I meant I would have to start a new game if I got replaced and I don't want to do that
>unironically playing 4-4-2
hold me lads
>>68249134
>not taking over a smaller club and eventually making the board regret their decision
>>68249157
hard to lose your homosexuality?
>Promote youth striker
>singlehandedly wins you the match, scores a hattrick
pre season injuries
>>68249063
i've got a similar character.
£1.9M from Barcelona. 3 years 132 goals later and he's one of the best strikers in the world. fucking mugs
>>68249315
>character
>>68249315
robbing big clubs for youth that don't manage to break through exactly on time, truely the best feel
>>68249332
drop it
>>68249063
Do love me some amc porn.
tfw you want to get pizza but your squad can't keep a clean sheet to save their lives
>>68249390
then you give them shitty spinach filled calzones
>Fallout 4 free on xbone right now
neat
>>68248109
No.
>>68249315
yep. definitely the best cost-effective way of getting goats
£1.3M from man city for this lad. will be touch and go if he fills his AP though. i think he's about 60-70% atm
>>68249374
mirin' those technicals and the physicals are bound to grow, but he's a bit short on the flair and creativity to really get my motor revving
solid 6 with potential to grow
>>68249422
got yourself the next Ozil, I see
>>68249390
tfw you want pizza but working at a pizza joint has made you gain 30 lbs and now you spend your weekends rating children on a video game that you are bad at while only wanting to become a normie again
replied to the wrong post and didnt attacth photo.
mongo
>>68249397
>spinach filled calzones
Sounds delicious.
>>68249458
'no'
hot spinach is absolutely disgusting. it has the texture of wet hair
all most all veggies are best eaten raw.
>>68249458
hell yes it is, just don't tell them that
Turkish bakers in Belgium also do this super tasty spinach filled filo pastry. Haven't the faintest what it's called, I just point at it.
>tfw no argie bakery gf
>>68249517
some of those look like a womans vagina
>>68249537
yeah, especially the bits of green that peek out
>>68249537
circle out which ones on paint please lad
>not rating spanakopita
has anyone ever had a season where they've had +100 for goals, goal difference and points. i think im on the cusp of it
>>68249428
Here's how he is at 25. Flair is low but he's currently the best player in world in this save. Won Ballon D'or 4 times. My one annoyance is that he didn't come from my own intake. Poached him from Nürnberg for £925k
>>68249559
>>68249502
I've had some similar to those, Armenian, I think. They are great.
>>68249559
>Norwegian vagina's
>>68249639
made me audibly snort
>put two wins together to get out of relegation, even if it was against the bottom two teams
im in heaven lads
on closer inspection, some of those cakes have a closer resemblance to the human anus
Seriously lads, if you've never had an empanada, go to your closest Argie restaurant and try them. My mouth's watering just thinking about having a good empanada.
Anyone played Stellaris? Bought 16 since its on sale and thinking of buying it as well.
>>68249773
if I had to compare these with a part of the human anatomy, it would have to be the ear.
>>68249773
>your closest Argie restaurant
>>68249773
you mean a cornish pasty?
>>68249782
wait for Hearts of Iron 4
>>68249798
those are some thick fucking ears
>>68249824
>wait for Hearts of Iron 4
I've never like the Hearts of Iron games. Plus space is more fun
>>68249822
I think the closest to the UK is somewhere in the Falklands.
>>68249782
Stellaris got very laggy in the endgame, its fun, but gets a bit stale.
Also the arbitrary militaristic isolationist fallen empires are very frustrating
>>68249822
m80, we are everywhere, I wouldn't be surprised if your neighbours were Argentinian and you didn't know.
>>68249824
looks like a chepa knock off
Is HOI 4 any good?
>>68249910
kek
>>68249887
you do you man, a friend of mine has it and he loves it. Maybe torrent it, play for a day, and if you're hooked, pay real cash money for it?
never seen one in Scotland, but there's about 90113 million Argentinian steak houses in Amsterdam. went to one on one of my first trips there and it was extremely average
>>68249922
there is a big chance his neighbours are black
>>68249931
That's what I'm doing right now. If the potato I have can run it and I enjoy I'll be buying it the next time it goes on sale.
Can I import a manager from 15 to 16?
>>68249773
There used to be a Brazilian restaurant near me, was always packed and my brother raved about it but they still closed down before I could try it.
That is the closest I got to going to an Argentinian restaurant, failing to go to but hearing good things about a Brazilian restaurant.
Do they serve condensed milk for dessert?
>>68249922
HoI has always been a bit too brainy for me, I prefer Victoria II desu senpai
>>68249967
there's extremely little chance of that, memes aside.
Scotland is one of the most racially 'pure' countries in Europe.
we've probably capped less non-white footballers than you have desu
>>68250065
Scotland is literally an entire country of trailer trash.
>>68249593
Only at Madrid so whatever. Might have done it with Guangzhou if the CSL season was longer than 30 matches.
>>68250056
There's a gyro/kebab place around the corner from me in a plaza where nothing ever survives longer than a few years. I've been meaning to go, but keep putting it off opting for Subway instead.
>>68249945
Well, you have to make sure that the place is actually Argentinian, and that they use good meat. Even then, meat isn't my favourite part of our cuisine.
>>68249967
That's what I said.
>>68249773
>>68250056
Wait no, tell a lie. Went to an Argentinian restaurant on a stag do in Slovakia. I didn't eat because my guts were shot to shit from drinking but everyone else said it was pretty nice and their coffee's were nice.
>>68250065
next time vote for a separate flag on 4chan :^)
and we've only tried capping a seth efriken jew
>>68250099
>Even then, meat isn't my favourite part of our cuisine.
>>68250056
N-no, maybe flan or panqueques.
>>68250092
>Lst 1
not a drop of portuguese blood in you
>>68250056
>Do they serve condensed milk for dessert?
ripip mad
>>68250099
Think there was an episode of Anthony Bourdain's show where he was in Argentina. Food looked so dam good.
>tfw no condensed milk related indigestion
>>68250157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP2Pw8I94jc
>>68250085
Scotland is literally the best country in Europe
>>68250132
>next time vote for a separate flag on 4chan :^)
a majority of young, ethnic Scots did.
it was the old cunts who grew up with unionist war propaganda flooded into their brain, and residents from other UK-nation states that cost us a Yes vote.
>>68250239
>Scotland is literally the best country in Europe
Deluded cuntrag
>>68250239
>Scotland is literally the best country in Europe
New Jersey is literally the best state in the USA.
>>68250201
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrx7LSMhXEw
>>68250180
Yeah, I think he went to a villa and ate there, just like Beckham.
best attributes to look for when trying to find good gk regens in fm16?
>>68250293
Weight
>>68250293
Ecc
>>68250239
a country so great, I had to get to the 2nd row of images after googling "map of europe" to find it mentioned
>>68250293
technique
>>68250293
Eccentricity.
>>68250293
Penalty taking
>>68250263
don't call me a cuntrag because I like, enjoy and am proud of my country.
if you don't feel the same, then you weren't raised properly. sorry bout that champ
>>68250278
never been; wouldn't know.
you should take a leaf out my diplomatic book
>>68250239
My grandmother's friends have always told me that Estonia is the best country in Europe. How can Scotland be the best if Estonia already is?
>>68250293
Injury proneness
>>68250353
I bet there are ethiopians proud of their country, doesnt make it less of a stabby shithole drenched in alcoholism and drug abuse
>>68250353
>never been; wouldn't know.
I was making an obviously wrong outrageous claim, akin to yours.
>>68250327
fuck up mate.
you'll be the first country in Europe bombed in the event of nuclear war; no-one cares about you
>>68249782
Bought Stellaris at release. It's fun but still the standard buggy and incomplete Paradox release, so I've put it on hold until a major patch or DLC.
Holding off on HOI4 for that reason as well.
>>68250418
>you'll be the first country in Europe bombed in the event of nuclear war;
>no-one cares about you
don't those two statements contradict each other? :^)
>>68250418
>you'll be the first country in Europe bombed in the event of nuclear war
>no-one cares about you
pretty contradictory
but it would be Russia, England, France, in order of likelihood.
>>68250397
that's great, but i'm in no position to argue with it. just like you are with mine.
now pipe down you slithering reptile
>>68250384
>judging countries you've never been too
go back to /pol/ mate
>>68250293
Obviously pace
>>68250085
That's a bit backwards; trailer trash in the US are mostly Scots-Irish borderers who neither the Scots nor the Irish wanted around.
>>68250478
>implying
Ive actually been and aside from the relatively cheap booze it was summarized by this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0
>>68250445
>>68250461
not even slightly. lithuanian lives are the least valued in europe
and no it would be lithuania, by the russians
>>68250503
Are they of Mermaid decent?
i wish i could play this
>>68250446
I like reflexes, handling, 1v1s
acceleration, jumping agility
I play with a high line and aggressive pressing though, so most of the time my goal keeper is just standing around and twiddling his thumbs
>>68250536
No just the regular kind of trailer trash
>/trb/
>one person makes a stupid statement and everyone tells them they're wrong
>literally happening every thread
>>68250446
Seriously though,
Positioning, Reflexes, Handling, Jumping, Communication, Decisions, CoA, AA
>>68250546
You can
you just need to believe in yourself
>>68250577
That statement is so fucking wrong
>>68250581
He's in hueland so he may be posting from a Sega Master System.
>>68250508
>"yeah, let's drop a nuke next door to our most west-ward military base and incapacitate the northern-most ice-free port"
:^)
>>68250546
if you can load a website, you can play FM
>>68250577
Mike's losing his control of us
>>68250577
shut up
>>68250577
Fuck off you contrarian cockmongrel
>>68250549
>>68250579
I'm not the lad that asked
>>68250575
>trailer trash in the US are mostly Scots-Irish borderers
>>68250621
>>68250620
wow rude
>>68250604
no ur wrong
>>68250654
Penalty Taking
>>68250615
he's fucked then, Mike's programming the ME on a Mega Drive
>>68250654
Reflexes
>>68250660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch-Irish_Americans
Basically a bunch of rowdy assholes on the Scottich-English border got deported to Ireland, and then pissed off everyone there sufficiently to be shipped to America.
When they got to America the colonies didn't want them so they shoved them off west into the Appalachians, where they happily set about fighting the Indians and brewing whiskey.
>tfw missed the food talk
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>all these posts criticizing other countries you've clearly never been to
it's honestly pathetic and tragic in every possible way. you all sound like 12 year old /pol/ addicts. get a fucking grip you sad acts.
every single country in Europe has more good things about it than bad things, and all are worth visiting and experiencing the culture of all.
stop being such ignorant little cuntboxes, you're making me angry just reading these posts
>>68250681
>>68250616
>if you can load a website, you can play FM
kek, true enough
even more taking in consideration how browsers work nowadays
>>68250787
ive visited every single country you poop face
>>68250787
>waah i'm the only one who has ever been to scotland in the world so no one else can criticize it
>>68250654
Take the advice anyway.
>>68250787
I'm crying
>>68250876
It's not about scotland you mongo. It's about the pathetic close-minded attitude of you faggots. It's utterly depressing to have to read.
>investing this much energy in hating a tiny irrelevant
it's time you stepped away from /pol/ and /int/ for good champ.
>>68250787
But you said that scotland was the best, thats taking it one step further
Methinks youve taken up your countries favorite pasttime; mixing heroin with whiskey
>>68251061
>not thinking Scotland is the best country in Europe is 'closed-minded' and 'depressing'
wew senpai why don't you head to /r/glasgow or some shit if you want to circlejerk your country
Everyone who loves their country thinks their country is the best.
And not like there's anything wrong with that.
>Urugay
>>68251223
So is Indonesia the best country in the world, or do you not love it?
>>68251134
>>68251161
>your continued participation in this series of replies centres on me calling Scotland the literal best country in Europe
you two are dense as fuck. good lord.
>>68251223
finally someone gets it
>>68251223
Its like those people who argue which country has the hottest women when theres hot and ugy girls everywhere
>>68251223
Except England, Sweden, and Germany, where loving your country is racist somehow.
>new jersey
what the fuck
please tell me I never see my manager again this character creator is tragic
>>68250654
What's this reaction face from? And I've seen that qoute posted a few times in here.
>>68251326
I like it here. Of course we have shit tons of things that needed to be fixed in order to make it the best country in the world but I find it lovable.
>>68251419
There's a difference between loving your country and being a extreme nationalist a la Hitler.
>>68251448
>Germany tries to make its own FM
>Fails miserably
http://store.steampowered.com/app/407190/
>>68251223
Of course someone who has to consider weather he wiped his butt with the hand hes about to eat with from the communal foodpile think this.
>>68251438
London
>yhey aren't national socialists
i love fm
>>68251438
You will see this horrifying apparition every match on the sidelines. And in game constantly unless you use an avatar image.
>>68251438
kek, looks like a k-pop singer.
>>68251326
if he loves his country, likes living there and wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world, then yes obviously to him it is.
how is this concept difficult to grasp? you are literally thick as a plank of wood mate.
>>68251419
slowly but surely, the mask slips, and the /pol/tard is revealed
>>68251438
My sides are in orbit
>Its a /pol/ special guest stars episode
>>68251607
The scottish lad is certifiably retarded and buttmad he cant say stupid shit unanswered.
>>68251574
go start a blog
>>68251454
So you disagree with what you said here now? >>68251223
Since now you're claiming it's not the best country and it is possible for you to love it? There's a huge realm of possibilities between 'it is the best' and 'I am content living here', but this scottish wanker didn't stay in school long enough to understand that. To him, the only options are
>Your country is the best (and you're not brainwashed/deluded into thinking so)
or
>You were raised wrong.
I'm not making this up, he posted it here
>>68250353
>>68251574
Are you literally too dense to understand that there is quite a difference between 'I like it here' and 'it is 100% objectively the best'? Best does not mean 'not awful', it means #1, it means there is nothing of equal or better of whatever sample it is in. That's why norbro called you deluded, is because there is no one who is not deluded or intoxicated who thinks that Scotland is even the best of the UK.
>>68251574
/pol/ is retarded but so is this shit
>>68251663
no you're just a thick cunt that can't understand context.
go read more books or something.
>>68251743
>and 'it is 100% objectively the best'
>he literally, unironically still doesn't get it
i'm actually lost for words. good night.
how good can this lad be
This discussion is beyond stupid imo.
I won't report or do anything but I won't be surprised if mod or jani decided to purge this discussions.
Capttcha: rue des national
>This autistic discussion
Chill out lids
>>68251828
they started it by being pathetic /pol/tards
>>68251971
no wonder you can't even decide if you want to be your own country or not, you don't even understand the words you're using.
guys pls /sp/ and especially /trb/ is my safe space from the rest of the cesspool that is 4chan
TJHE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>Sharks
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>playing only 15 times this season
>still won topscorer award
Based Mamadou is based.
Is there a way to prevent long balls from going over my defenders (who always miss the header)? Is it a tactical problem or are my defenders shit at heading/positioning/whatever?
>>68252198
Have at least one CB with jumping and heading more than 18 (not difficult) and positioning and workrate above 16.
>>68252198
Even the best players make mistakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PoIWzd__uA
>>68251985
>DM
>5'9
>bravery 7
>>68252110
>/sp/
>not a cesspool
>>68252265
>Have at least one CB with jumping and heading more than 18
ok, ok but
>not having both at 18+
>not having at least one CB over 200cm
they are my fetish.
>>68252361
I wrote the minimum requirement. Of course higher is better.
And all those 195+ CM CBs is also one of my fetish.
>you know remember the stannis meme with the guy creating posters to advertise his guy
Talk about rare flag.
Too bad he's shite though.
>>68252265
Oh, ok, none of my defenders are that good so that might explain it. Thanks.
>>68252361
>>68252406
>being sexually aroused by big guys
>>68252468
fuck off lynk
>>68252018
>gif
More like MiniIceBox
>>68252505
>>68252494
Get this hothead out of here.
>>68252494
what ever happened to him? Same with marqpiper?
>>68252668
>Same with marqpiper?
Marq posted yesterday.
>>68252528
are you actually William Wilson?
>>68252668
hopefully permabanned
marq's probably normieing tonite
I CAN'T BREAFF
>>68252706
What happened to mad?
>>68252741
suffocated in his sleep by a can's worth of condensed milk
>>68252706
oh i was being a normie :^)
>>68252668
>>68252721
he's posted a few times since, but only once with the name and a trip (that wasn't the same as his freakout)
>>68252741
seconding this, he posted once or twice like 8 months ago talking about coming to the US for a visit but I don't know of anything since.
>CB passes it back to GK and stays in front of him
>GK kicks the blal, bounces on CB, own goal
>this has happened a few times this season
>current match
>really long highlight that doesn't seem to go anywhere for either team
>rival CB passes it to GK and stays near him, kicks it, own goal
I'm literally laughing out loud, holy shit.
what are you listening to right now lads? Work from home-5th harmony has been stuck in my head since march
>>68252795
Wow, fuck off Mitch.
>>68253043
http://datassette.net/businessfunk/
>>68253043
Some eurobeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzRgvbrYzZU
>>68253043
Pens/Sharks
Have this though.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhedKAhHqK8
>>68253043
been listening to a lot of modern classical / non snobby term needed
Mono/Worlds End Girlfriend
Rachel's
Steve Reich
Tigran Hamasyan
Colin Stetson
Sarah Neufeld
Alice Sara Ott
have all been getting tons of playtime
>>68253272
I can dig this
rip in peace ;-;7
Just tried to sign a guy, he wouldn't lower his wage demands to anything under 1.9k per week. My stupid board won't let me give anyone more than 1.5k per week, so I had to back out of negotiations.
And now he just signed with another club for 1k per week. Bunch of fucking bullshit.
>>68253335
He was so young :,(
Post tic tacs
>>68253535
Is there some high-level tactical reason for that formation or did you just not have a decent right winger?
>>68253535
>Senegal
>Fries
>Ponce
>Jesus
it's like somone flicked through a dictionary and picked random words to name the regens
help apprec8d
>>68253773
the asymmetry tends to fuck with enemy formations really well, both AMCs are encouraged to run wide with the ball so I don't lack width. The second striker kind of behaves like an reversed inside forward. He starts narrow, and dribbles out wide with the ball when he sees fitl, drawing the centreback/fullback out of position, especially helpful when your striker has moves into channels as a PPM.
With the front ecncouraged to roam from position and the AMCs actively set to swap positions defenders have a hellish time marking properly.
>>68253825
Gabriel Jesus is pretty well known cheese, I'm embarrassed to have signed him, but in my defence the agent actually advertised him to me in game
>>68253878
show instructions
>>68253878
in any case, if you're set for dominant games where you 're favoured, why not put the DM as a pure DM(d) (I've noticed half backs tend to roam a bit too often from position for my liking) and set a wing back to CWB (a) and the other to WB(s).
You'll have the 2 CBs sitting narrow with a disciplined DM to shield them and one wingback that hangs back but is prepared to bomb forward when necessary.
>Uruguay almost out of the Copa
That shows you that Garra Charrúa (murderball and complaining about being refballed) can't carry a team with no good players. How the hell does Cavani play for PSG? I know it's a meme league, but there are probably hundreds of better strikers.
It makes me a bit sad to see them go out this way, though.
>>68254272
Hey bro I didn't ignore you but I popped a laxative earlier and am stuck on the toilet
>cavani in charge of doing anything right
>>68255215
I am stupid, the instructions are visible, I'm just not familiar with the FM 16 UI
FUCK
OFF
REFS
>>68255232
>mfw Arsenal spew 40mill on him just because fans are mad that Girooo is average and are demanding Wenger splash the cash
>>68255380
>>68255428
I'm so afraid that we're gonna splurge or either him and Higuain.
>>68255559
splurge on either him or Higuain*
>>68255559
I don't even like Higuain, but the difference between him and Cavani is abysmal. Cavani must have a really good agent.
Also
>we
>>68253878
I also think you have too many short passing oriented instructions.
I would cut play out of defence and shorter passing and add work ball into box
>>68255460
>Vlasic crosschecking after the horn
>no penalty
FUCK
OFF
REFS
>>68255781
Brent Burns has thrown like ten punches to the the head and still hasn't been called.
fuck right off.
>>68255692
Cavani was good at Napoli I think moving to PSG ruined him a bit because although he has a respectable record there it probably doesn't push him to keep playing well when you're in a team that just walks the league with such ease and you get like 10-15 good goalscoring chances each match. Being in a competitive league or playing at a worse club might actually restore him a bit as a player.
>>68255781
>Pens fan mad about refpuck
>>68255873
>>68256372
It's the Stanley Cup Final, you gotta let the boys play!
How do you want your Bundesliga?
>>68255984
That actually makes a lot of sense. Why would you strive to be better when you dominate the league and score a lot without even breaking a sweat? He should go back to Serie A.
>>68256372
>believing this meme
thanks refs for all those Stan Lee Cups since '09!!!
>>68256420
>muh post season
they're garbage during regular season too.
>>68256625
Chill, Wave.
Tech question: I'm gonna have a 240 SSD tomorrow or Saturday, and gonna use my current HDD for storage. For those who have a SSD, do you put your kit, logos nad that kind of heavy stuff on your SSD or is it better off on the HDD?
Just bought FM16, been playing 15. What the fuck happened to brazilian teams?
>>68256931
Just download more RAM.
>>68256965
Already fell for the 16GB meme senpai.
>>68256669
>implying i'm wrong
the only NHL officials worse than the refs are the ones at NHL Player Safety. i swear to god they just go by smoke signals to make their decisions.
>>68256931
SSD undeniably faster but if your PC is decent anyway then the difference will be fairly negligible so just do whatever is easiest for you.
>>68257041
Planned to have the SI folder on the HDD but FM installed on the SSD. Just because of the size of all those picture packs.
>>68256931
Well seeing that the Documents files are most likely in the C: (which I presume is where your SSD is), you would still put your FM files there.
>>68257110
I never tried splitting them with one on each so I dunno how much of a difference that might make
>>68243881
is that a sheepskin jacket
>>68257152
>>68257172
Pic related. Literally waiting for 480 benches, so FM is pretty much perfect for this situation. That said once cloned and everything where it should be in terms of storage, I doubt I'll be using more than 100GB (out of 240GB) so might be really picky not to use the SSD for FM image files.
>>68257028
I'd answer, but I'm godawful with techstuff.
>>68257033
The only thing wrong with NHL officiating is the inconsistencies you get going from referee to referee. Arguably, the biggest issue with NHL officiating falls on the league itself, having them allow leniency rather than just calling the game as strict as they did after the 2004 lockout or as strictly as the game gets called in Europe.
As for Player Safety, I've always been bothered with how often a player's well being after an incident is weighted heavily in a ruling. Two identical hits from behind will get different lengths of suspension because one player gets injured and the other does (assuming the guilty parties have identical histories).
>>68257225
I've had my eye one of those for a while.
>>68257269
>Literally waiting for 480 benches
are you me
>>68257294
>because one player gets injured and the other does
and the other doesn't*
>>68257269
>Windows Dix
>>68257269
>i5 6600K and 16 GB of RAM
>integrated graphics
This bother me more than it should.
>>68257330
Just built the tower becaume my plebtop eventually died. Since it has a 1080p/60Hz panel it would be ideal if it was something decent.
>>68257333
DAZ Loader upgrade through Win7. Enjoy """legit""" Win10 and pic related.
>>68257375
No GPU because waiting for the benches of the Radeon 480.
>>68257436
Fair enough.
>>68257436
I've had GTX 660 and it was pretty good value for money but I couldn't play witcher 3 with it, now I'm waiting for the new cards to come out to build a new PC from scratch
1080p 60fps on ultra soon..
fuck
happening
>>68258683
what?
>penguins fans unironically complaining about refpuck
holy shit my sides
>>68259022
tbf the non-call on the Polak hit was a joke
>caring about anything other than fm or football
guess the result
>>68259207
0-2
>>68259207
2-1
>>68259207
2-2
>>68259347
>>68259367
>>68259373
0-1 lads
also happened to be goal of the week
>>68259428
was it his first goal of the season for this team in march?
>>68259428
Sadnes ulf
>start match
>player out injured 1 minute in
>condition 99%
>>68259444
Season just started, we've only played 7 rounds, but yes it was
>>68259483
;_;
>>68259767
shouldn't have started me boss
i told you I wanted a game off
>>68259782
top kek, be ready for him to not score until the return and then hattrick
>new scouting report
>all 3 are black
When is skin color added as a criteria?
>>68260071
Because you asked for GOATs :)
>>68259782
>Sadness Ulf
>>68262327
I really don't have another option than to use LFBs
top kek fair play to the anon that suggested this formation
morning lads
>waking up and seeing the Suarez chimp out
>>68262820
morning, how are you?
>>68263084
>gif
keks how can anybody not like this guy?
>>68263156
I don't buy into the webm gimmick
>>68263084
pretty good, a bit hung over
>>68263300
haha i'm alright thanks
>>68263300
>having a hung over
>ever
just drink a liter of water before going to bed mate
>>68263250
Thats a pretty clean takedown
>overload
>take more risks
>much higher tempo
>more direct passing
>pump ball into box
CB gets the ball in the midfield and proceeds to pass it back to the keeper, and game over.
The Ghost of Jean Beliveau
>>68263818
you rang?
>>68264122
>seriosly responding
>>68264235
he's just being pleasant
Lads
I haven't touched any FM in a good 2 years, I have FM 14 - gonna boot it up
Give me a team I can ease back into
>>68264404
Cпapтaк Mockba
>>68264404
Wolves or Soton tends to be comfy.
>>68264404
Napoli or Tottenham Hotspuds
>>68264404
16 is on sale on Steam if you want to get that one, if you don't plan on getting 17.
>>68264630
Thanks for the heads up, will probably just stick to 14 for the time being, but if I get bored I'll check 16 out.
Think I'll try out Southampton, thanks for the suggestion.
>>68264404
Lyn lad
>inside watching the rain looking forward to the euros while your friends are camped out in a wet field
Who /verycomfy/ today?
>>68265071
hayfever here, not comfy
>De Gea and Muniain signaled in a case of prostitution and abuse of underage girls.
Yayy! We have our own Adam Johnsons lads!
>>68265191
Link? (In english if possible)
>>68265221
The news were only just uncovered by spanish paper eldiario.es, I dont think I could find anything in english yet. You can always translate the page using chrome
>>68265257
I see
How close are we to getting a kiddie fiddler 11? We've now got a keeper to join Johnson, Ribery and Benzema
is there a way to create a team without deleting one?
>>68265191
>de gay
>>68265802
in the editor? yes
>click gear on youtube
>bottom option is now speed, not quality
what the bloody fuck...
what time do euros start lads?
>>68266485
20:00 GMT kick off I think. Though you got the opening ceremony and other shit too.
>>68266485
5 Bongs til kick off
So lads, do you think now Spain will start Casillas? There is not a proper accusation against De Gea yet.
This is really weird. They just didn't play him for four years then suddenly reintroduce him
>>68266745
Not as crazy as pic related
>>68266722
I hope not, I have de gay in the /trb/ fantasy draft. I also think it would be sad to see washed up Casillas again.
Does anyone know a good free agents database for 16? I can't seem to find any, and the google results are, prediticably, very cheesy.
>>68267241
Fmscout have a big list iirc
>>68267360
I'm not looking for a list of free agent players, I'm looking for a database where all players are free agents (a bit similar to how fantasy football works).
The only relevant result I find there is from 2010, unfortunately.
Feels pretty inadeuqate.Can't build a new stadium yet because of >user DB and it takes over two years to expand 500 more seats.
>tfw finally getting FM16
l-l-l-lads...
Finally cruyff is getting his sticky lads
I'm saying this because I know a lot of you never get in contact with the rest of /sp/
>>68267831
We aren't the whole board?
>Premier League academy teams to play in the Football League Trophy next season
>>68267831
Preumably they are waiting for the Gordie Howe sticky to go, surely the mad men mods won;t be doing two stickys at once
>>68268073
Really?
>>68268185
I don't think they'll make a sticky for cruyff so long after his death. The Howe sticky invade was funny af until janny came along.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/david-de-gea-accusations-euro-2016-spain-squad-sent-home-manchester-united-news-a7074711.html
Well then
>>68267831
kek it fuckin happened
>>68267831
fucking lold
>>68268362
>you
>>68268486
>>68268538
>>68268549
What a shit sticky, and months after his death. Le jannitor can go fuck himself.
>>68268440
The independent is fucking up imo, I don't think he'll go home.
>>68268440
I'll believe it when we see some evidence, seen a handful of shitty news outlets report that he has been sent home according to "sources" and I remain convinced they've just been tricked by the Forest Echo News Twitter that has been baiting people for absolutely ages and reported that a couple of hours ago
>>68268729
Referring just to the sending home I mean, I know the alleged rape and all that is fairly widely reported
also de gea press conference in 15 mins
>>68268775
is there going to be a livestream somewhere?
>>68268775
I would like his entire statement to be
"Who /Adam Johnson/ here?"
>>68268818
It'll be in spic even if you can find a stream
>>68268853
unless he actually does this >>68268828
>>68268828
That's basically what that Gawker twat did during the suit with Hulk Hogan.
>allee chemin
WHO EURO HYPE HERE
LADS
I'M SO HYPE
>>68269594
Now Cruyff has a RIP sticky it means the curse is lifted, Netherlands will win Euro 2016!
>>68269594
>stupidly said yes to working overtime monday and will miss Ireland-Sweden
Jobs are shit at this time of the year
>>68269661
I BELIEVE
>>68268818
he didn't show up lel
They sent Bellerin and Aduriz instead
>>68269594
H Y P E
>>68269709
>Guy at work asked me to cover him next Saturday
>Pretended I needed to check my plans and get back to him
>Actually meant I needed to check the Euro's schedule for what games are on that day and decide if I wanted the money more or to tribble and watch Euros all day
>>68269781
Made sure I'm off for all of ENgland's group matches at least
Gonna start a game with the PA/CA changes and Wonderkids files (as well as the usual Sortitoutsi data update) in this update:
>http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/football-manager-2015-transfer-updates-custom-leagues/181941-%5Bfm15%5D-transfers-data-update-packs-pr0.html
Hopefully a new world of meme players, incoherences and other fun things will happen before me. I'll go with the closest thing to a local team to me, Red Star 93.
Song related obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pUSyhSd1r0
>>68269594
JIROOOOOOOOOOOO
>trb/ Regens - Players come with a mix of Sammarinese names, as well as names from a pool of 800+ surnames and forenames to make your players in to the dankest memes possible.
where the hell do you change that stuff on the editor?
>>68270080
The pool of surnames depends of where the club is based. Seems /trb/land replaces San Marino in that db, so the regens will have Sanmarinese names. No idea about the rest however.
>>68270080
It just draws from existing names so Macca went through and put a bunch of staff/old players in with meme names
>Gordie
>>68270168
>yfw Gretzky dies tomorrow
>>68270223
pls no
How can I improve the likelihood of getting regens from other countries? I've been managin Crewe and in 2 youth intakes I haven't even got a double nationality. All pure Englishmen, not even the black ones have a second African nationality.
>>68270294
did you give your manager self anything interesting?
>>68270162
well, in hindsight that is very obvious, I guess I should have thought about that
thanks man
>>68270294
foreign staff
>>68270294
Foreign HoYD, improve scouting knowledge, be foreign yourself.
That is probably the main stuff though I'm sure I'm forgetting a couple of bits.
>>68270294
You can also ask for a feeder club to get scouting knowledge and youth prospects.
>>68248109
>Design a Son
what?
>>68270390
you get to design a son
>>68270327
>>68270337
>>68270351
>>68270382
My manager's Argentinian/Spanish. But yeah, my staff seems very homogeneous. Could one of my regens be from Gibraltar?
>>68248109
Jesus fucking jewery
>>68248109
>its real
I honestly thought that was fake. Fucking miles.
>>68270471
You also have to take youth rating into consideration, the easiest way to get foreign regens, is to get a feeder club and use FMRTE and add "youth team training" to the feeder's club agreement.
>>68270541
>and use FMRTE
>>68270541
>use FMRTE
>>68270563
William, once I'm in 2030 my only joy comes from getting rare flags and changing kits every season, I need FMRTE for that.
>>68270472
>>68270491
>Fucking miles
Reminder that all bar in-game editor are for Touch/Classic.
Based Miles making dollar off plebs and keeping normal FM pure
>>68270541
>>68270610
Y'know, you can simply ask a club you already have as a feeder club to unclude youth training to the agreement.
>>68270630
Really? I didn't know, How do you do that?
>>68270541
>use FMRTE
>>68270541
Why the fuck would you do that and not just change one kids flag if you have fmrte?
>>68270674
Search for a "new" feeder club, select what kind of link you want, and if the board asks for your opinion, choose a club you already have a link with.
>this will be my fourth straight season in the conference north
Kill me. Just kill me.
>>68270683
Because that's cheating.
Oh wow, I wasn't expecting this, I've only been here 2 years. Which kind of team should I choose? I'm in League 1 (and I don't see myself getting promoted soon), so a League 2 team might get promoted at any moment, and I don't have the Conference loaded. Should I pick a foreign team?
>>68270729
You're out of control!
>>68270718
J U S T
U
S
T
>>68270746
All I do is tick a box on a list of my feeder teams and change kit designs. Hardly game breaking.
>>68270745
Should've picked a search for a senior affiliate instead then. Since the reserves league is shit, hopefully you could've snatched promising youths from a bigger club.
>>68270541
>use FMRTE
>>68270718
What places have you finished in
>>68270863
Your moms pussy
>>68270863
6th, 10th, 12th in order lol
I keep spending more money on better players who play worse
>>68270924
Since when did you live in the US, Moyes?
>>68270924
>spending money
>>68270905
For what purpose
>3 goals and 3 assists from RB
>9.9
miiiiIIILEEESSS
>>68270957
For procreation
>>68270957
To give you lil' bro or sis.
New thread: >>68271017
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>no way to just say goodbye to a retiring player in private chat
why don't you just slap me in the face miles
