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Previous thread: >>68242410
News:
>Chris Weidman undergoes successful neck surgery
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/9/11893226/chris-weidman-undergoes-successful-neck-surgery
>Israel doesn't have any fighters in the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/9/11894390/noad-lahat-signs-with-bellator
>Michael Page faces Cyborg Santos at Belator 158
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/9/11894118/michael-page-faces-evangelista-santos-at-bellator-158
>Wanderlei has brain damage
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/9/11894262/ufc-wanderlei-silva-has-12-of-15-symptoms-presented-concussion-experts-mma
>Yair Rodriguez-Alex Caceres targeted for August 6th FS1 card main event
http://www.flocombat.com/article/42543-ufc-targets-yair-rodriguez-vs-alex-caceres-for-aug-6-fs1-main-event
big brown
Bisping is the natty goat
Brendan
Schaub
NATTY GOAT
5th for King Nate
>mfw I realized Conor will KO nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
SCHAUB IS GOAT only bullies and cheeto fingered nerds think otherwise
>>68246821
someone buy that man a fight pass subscription
reminder
>>68246773
>According to Weidman, he'll begin physical therapy and strength training on Thursday and resume "hard MMA sparring" in six weeks.
I fear he might get Silva'd
>>68246853
Ireland's own Michael McBisbing
>>68246800
terrible stoppage
All around top 10 guys
top 10 boxers
top 10 wrestling
top 10 jiu-jitsu
top 10 kickboxing
all around top 10 guys
>>68246859
>literally a cuck
>>68246906
and you're there playing touchbutt with that dork in the park, with the funny haircut and all
>>68246820
Where does Cooner go after his second loss to Nate?
>>68246906
>top 10 wrestling
LMAO what top 10 wrestler trains at Cesars Gracie's?
Reminder that Bisbing is the NATTY GOAT
top 10 steak chefs
top 10 mewvment coaches
top 10 custom tailored suits
top 10 tattoos on my chest
top 10 ridiculously expensive cars
top 10 silicone implants in my wife
what could go wrong in a fight against nate?
Amanda Nunes +225 literally free money
Lesnar about to be on ESPN in 2 minutes for an interview on Highly Questionable
should be good
>>68247016
>Lesnar
>>>/asp/
>>68246880
your birth was a terrible stoppage lmao
>>68247009
This, Miesha can literally only hope to stick her head between Amanda's legs up against the cage and pray
Does anybody think Weidman will ever be the same?
>>68246969
>that pec punch
not cool desu. should have been a dq
>>68247058
no
he will be even better
>>68246936
Back to the bottle
>>68246955
jake shields you goof
>>68247027
no bully
Hunt seems to be talking a lot of trash leading up to this Lesnar fight, it's strange
>>68247050
Save us Cat
>>68247112
Good point
3 fighters scheduled to fight you want to see lose:
1. Joanna Jedrzejczyk
2. Mark Hunt
3. Daniel Cormier
>>68246809 fill this thread you goofs 10 posts left
>>68247149
1. Kevin Casey
2. Jose Aldo
3. Brock Lesnar
>>68247149
None you weirdo
>>68247149
1. Conor McGregor
2. Conrad McGuillicutty
3. Conan McGruber
>>68247129
Post the webm of Miesha getting her shit pushed in before the UFC
>hunt questioning the nattyness of the natty king
>>68247149
1. bisbong
2. jones
>>68247171
haha
>>68247213
>questioning that instead of the validity of his religion
he really does have a head full of rocks
>>68247149
1. Rory MacDonald
2. Jon Jones
3. Conor McGregor
>>68246773
Fucking kill yourself
>>68247274
>Conor McGregor
>>68247171
>7171
>>68247149
> Mark Hunt
Nigger you will be disappoint lols
>>68247340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2PuaF0Ug38
that fat slob rarely fails to disappoint me
>Brock will be HW champ by the end of the year
Feels good man
>>68247149
McGregor
Jones
Lawler
>>68247381
based brock
fedor ducking him
>>68247171
7-1 IT NEVER ENDS BWAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
reminder to always train in a gi
>>68247405
>There is unironically an English champ right now
Americucks BTFO
>>68247403
rose asked joanna if she wanted to get coffee with her and joanna cunt said no
>>68247287
>It took you ~50 posts to post this
you're slacking desu
you're usually in the first 10 or so
>>68247287
Why are you mad?
Nunez will beat Tate. Screen cap this.
>>68247375
Hahaha nigger remember this when you're crying infront of your TV next month waiting for Brock to wake up.
how could Irish bois even compete
>reading through the last thread
>see the free fights link
>Tiki vs Robbie
>only saw the KO but never the entire fight on the last knockouts dvd
>post fight
>Tiki
>"I got a cut, they stopped it cause of a cut"
I saw the Rampage/Rashad season too. KYS Tiki
>>68247415
train both
or just train in general
>>68247415
Go back to /b/ du schwuler
>>68247530
in Tikis defense I think his recent memory got deleted, I doubt he remembers being out cold and having hes head banged against the c-canvas
>nobody mentioned jones crashing into a pregnant woman after using drugs to build up the courage just to duck rumble
Its been almost a year.
Where did it all go so wrong?
illegal knee to the groin lads
>>68247655
idk what happened to Hendricks man
He beat Lawler twice and then Wonderboy nukes him in like three minutes
>>68247609
>Jones UDs DC
>Jones gets knocked out in round 2 by rumble
>Gus gets two tune-up fights, rematch with Jones, wins via round 4 TKO
>Gus rematches rumble for his third title shot
>Gets knocked out in the first 30 seconds
>>68247513
There is no need for racial slurs.
>>68247655
2 titles stolen in a row
>>68247665
Deleted chin
reminder
>>68247692
I'm pretty sure a lot of /heem/ actually picked Bisping.
We believed in the NATTY GOAT
>>68247714
That only because nobody knew the guy he was fighting.
>>68247513
This is a comfy general, pls no bully
>>68247728
I still don't
He was a cock guy though
REMINDER
his name is Kevin Ferguson.
>>68247655
he started eating keto to drop the weight but he forgot that keto basicly takes away any explosiveness you have so he couldnt blitz forward and wonderpedo just kept picking him apart from a distance
>>68247655
USADA. It's proven fact roids improve chins.
>Hendricks
>walking around at 220lbs
>able to take Robbie Lawler tactical nukes to the fucking face no problem
>gets into the pocket with Robbie
>both fights
>drug testing comes in
>takes a really long break
>gets kidney stones, probably side effect of roids
>loses all his gains
>can make weight super easy now as he's walking around at 183
>meme diet Dolce
>loses his chin
>>68247881
no its toby
>>68247932
>get hit clean on the chin repeatedly
>chin is gone
man you guys are retarded
So, Pigg Rigg is unironically my boy. Who does /heem/ have in his fight with Kelvin?
>>68247932
>Be Rockhold
>It takes a spinning meme kick from TRTor to heem you
>Suddenly getting slept clean by Bisbing
hmmmmm
>>68247935
>>68247971
Lmao @ ur "life"
>>68247962
wow his stomach looks worse than mine
>>68247962
Gastelum is a tubby shit who can't make weight too. hopefully johny winning will put him on the warpath and we'll see a return of fatty hendricks
>>68247984
What are you talking about senpai
Who's your favorite black fighter?
guise ;-;
>ywn go to the movies with dom so he doesnt have to go alone
>>68248073
nate diaz
>>68248073
Toss up between Daniel Cormier and Mighty Meme
>>68248073
Thugjitsu Master Yves Edwards
>>68248073
Memerson Silvinho
>>68248081
Dom... bro...
[spoiler]:([/spoiler]
>>68248081
so we don't have to go alone**
>>68248081
meme magic
>>68248073
mark hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAfFfqiYLp0
>>68248073
pat barry
>>68248081
>he isnt an autist /heem/ said
lmao at you guys
>>68247863
>this is actually real and not fake
>>68248081
>tfw no singles policy in my local cinema
>>68248073
Jon Jones
>>68248201
>tfw no shower in my cinema
man I really need to move
>>68248081
>best part of going alone is getting any seat you want
pls dont kill urself dom we love you
this is a professional ufc fighter
>>68248201
>no singles policy
What? Is that a thing in europe?
>>68248081
You're never alone with a can of Monster. Do you think they let Dom sneak one in?
>>68248081
Not even a cheeky Monster with him.
>>68248255
Poor woman.
>>68248257
>>68248263
he smuggled his wife and his daughter in his pants dont worry
>>68248201
Bring your falcon
>>68248257
certainly hope so, dont think they would be that heartless
>>68248255
this is actually so sad
i mean, even after she fights and maybe win what does she get? 10 k show and 10k bonus?
the ufc is so pathetic when it comes to money paid to fighters
>>68248331
UK is not even real europe tho
>>68248255
>you need a camp to get good
>>68248255
No need for a camp tho.
Just go to the gym Everyday and watch tapes of your opponent
>>68248356
>Dan henderson was the highest paid fighter on 199
He's my boy, but damn Dana
>>68248375
that was his you're retiring now money
Who's your favorite white fighter?
>>68248373
gyms aren't free you know
is this a french thing?
>>68248257
why are you so good with memes
>Being alone means you are lonely.
/Heem/ logic.
>>68248393
gunnar nelson
>>68248393
Mighty Mouse
>4 month USADA exemption
Take whatever pills you want Brock. All natty Hunt still going to teach you how to disco again
>>68248398
I know but it is like 100 dollars a month. No need to train at att when you are facing soccer moms
>>68248375
hendo isn't even a draw thats whats weird about it
for the life of me i dont get how he got 800k disclosed.
>>68248081
Based.
I find Weidman very attractive and im not gay
>>68248450
retirement money
>>68248450
He got about that much for the Fedor fight, Fedor got 1.5m to show.
>>68248468
face your demons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSvOTw8UH6s
>>68248450
>hendo isn't even a draw
H BOMBS and AMERICAN pride you silly jungle monkey
>>68248372
>>68248373
>>68248398
>>68248446
sarah morasVerified account
@sarahcheesecake
@EnzoF40599gto well cuz i take 2 months off work so thats like 8 grand gone from not working, then getting someone to hold pads, is a grand
>you are now reminded that most fighters in the ufc need to have a 9 to 5 job to make ends meet
>>68248356
>4-2 professional record
>deserves more than 12k/12k
She also got 25k for sub of the series on TUF. What the hell is she paying for a camp
>>68246821
I like Dana
>>68248393
Ben Rothwell
>>68248073
Don't have any black people in my list of favorite fighters
>Favorite Mexican fighter
Cruz
>Favorite Muslim fighter
Khabib
>Favorite Christian Fighter
Beneil Dariush
>>68248499
Stipe Miocic still works as a firefighter, Shane Carwin was an engineer, etc.
>>68248500
camps are very expensive, especially if you fight overseas
>>68248514
I think Stipe does that because he wants to though.
Which fighter is most likely to post on /heem/?
>>68248511
Cruz isn't mexican just because his last name is cruz.
>>68248393
Nate Diaz
>>68248551
Cruz
>>68248535
yup
just like lesner is a farmer
>>68248356
>>68248500
The UFC pays more than most other promotions to fighters not on main cards
I remember one person on a WSOF card getting $500 to show
Most athletes are poor, only the ones that manage to become pro get rich
Most MMA fighters aren't as good at the sport as a NFL player is at football
>>68248551
Tom cruise
>>68248551
todd duffy
>>68248551
Ben Nguyen
>>68248565
Sick move
>>68248551
Rothwell.
>>68248556
Cruz, Khabib, and definitely Conor is the shitposting irishman
>>68248556
His dad and grandfather are full beaner, speak Spanish and everything
The party he went to in the embeddeds was filled mainly with mexican people, and I think there was latin music playing
>>68248570
>The UFC pays more than most other promotions to fighters not on main cards
As they should, most other promotions are barely profitable let alone selling millions of pay-per-views yearly.
>>68248551
fedor
>>68248579
why?
>>68248219
she's married and has a kid doesn't she? why is she holding hands with big negro man?
>>68248499
Nothing wrong with that. UFC is a chance to build yourself up and make money. You want to make 40g's despite being 2-2? Fuck off. UFC isn't in the business of giving away money. You earn the money.
>Menjivar worked was full time security at Montreal Airport
>Scott Jorgensen is a pro twitch streamer
>Schaub was podcaster
>CM Punk is comic book writer
>>68248570
is not even about how good mma fighters are desu, it's about UFC not being that big
UFC is the size of a big football (divegrass kind) team in terms of revenue
>>68248499
Rocky balboa did not have those excuses and he did his heavy bag work on meat !
>>68248631
>Patrick Cummins got 10's of thousands to bully DC and get Heemed
>>68248631
The UFC is the major league of MMA and does not publicly disclose the amount of total revenue goes towards paying fighters, probably because the statistic in question reflects poorly on them compared to other elite sports leagues like the NFL or NBA. The idea that someone can be one of the 300 best in the world at their chosen career, but have to work a 2nd job to feed themselves is a joke. The UFC is a joke.
>>68248631
I'm pretty sure the UFC makes enough money to give all the fights more money.
Even the top draws are being paid scraps compared to top athletes in other sports.
Who here thinks Bisping heems le Jiu Jitsu man?
>>68248689
would be cool if he could get even just 1 defence against a legit guy.
>>68248673
read >>68248634
the ufc isnt a joke, mma is just a thousand times smaller than other sports people like to compare it to, like football, handegg, etc
>>68248689
Jacare is better standing and on the ground, ironically
>BROCK LESNAR
>SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL
>>68248703
ur wrong
MMA is not as big as other sports but the UFC basically makes all the money there is to be made so they are huge.
>Bisping is going to heem Jacare
Is gsp vs thiago worth watching?
>>68248703
Until (hopefully) the Anti-trust suit exposes how much fighter pay truly takes out of the yearly UFC revenue pot, we've no way of knowing if MMA isn't that popular or if the UFC are screwing their fighters out of what they should be earning.
>>68248749
>Jacare will beat Bisping
>>68248760
his takedowns are on fleek in that fight sure
>>68248735
UFC had ~600k revenue last year
SC Internacional (my home team that is not really that big) had more than 300k and there's hundreds and hundreds of teams richer than that, you can't compare both sports
>>68248776
>Bisping is going to beat Jacare
>UFC had ~600k revenue last year
u cant be serious m8
>>68248805
>>68248815
I meant kk btw
>>68246853
Irish Mickey Bisping is a way better name. Bruce should introduce him like that next time.
>>68248805
600 million actually.
>>68248805
ufc had 600 mill
150 mil were profits over costs
then they had to spend 22 mill paying off loans
so really, in a year with 3 ronda ppvs, and 2 mcgreggor ppvs, they only made 128 mill actual functional profit
>>68248814
I don't see anything heem related in there
>>68248686
No they don't make enough money. Where are you getting this from?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/7/18/3167055/ufc-ppv-prices-directv-viacom-comcast
>Cable and satellite companies take 50-60% of the money from pay-per-view orders. It's ultimately one of the biggest problems in the game right now.
The costs to rent an arena like The Forum in Inglewood is about 600 thousand. Mark that with catering,hiring people to do medicals, people to set up the cage,set up seating, pay per view providers,permits,etc. UFC is a business and you get what you're worth. There's a reason why some guys make 10 g's and others make 100,000 g's. Because unlike the lame who makes 10 the other guy is a superstar who entertains. Get finishes,talk shit,build hype, become who you want to be. Despite being 1-5 in the UFC Nick Diaz makes a ton. Hendo made 800k + plus 50k bonus despite not being good for a long time. Why? Because he's a superstar.
All of you who bitch about fighter pay don't buy cards,stream cards. And why do you care? You're not a fighter. No one forces them to step into the cage.
>>68247149
Nate Diaz
Brock Lesnar
Jon Jones
>>68248842
to put this in prospective.
that is 477 mill in costs to put on 473 fights.
that's over a million dollars per ufc fight. of expenses. so i guess if the fighters want a piece of the pie, they might have to help pay for more
>>68248551
Joe Lauzon worked in IT. He has definitely visited at least. Regularly posts on Rebbit.
>>68247655
It was the kick in the nuts
>>68248842
>mayweather makes more in a night than the UFC does in a year
idgi
>>68248859
>No one forces them to step into the cage.
Nick Diaz would disagree. Promoters in combat sports function only because social inequality and poverty drives people to work for them. And they make their profit from keeping said workers in poverty, so they keep working for the hope that one day they, too, can have a MacMansion.
BIS
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdGw6VmRY
>>68248933
Mayweather makes more money then Nintendo.
>>68248970
*than
>>68248872
Jones is hilarious. He is trying to get that guy not to tell GSP he's there.
>>68248806
>Bisping won't beat Jacare
>>68247149
Why would you want DC to lose you fucking goof
>Rockhold is a competent boxer
>>68248414
Have you ever seen the movie Heat?
"I am alone. I am not not lonely"
I LOVE memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J_KSFXjkrM
Luke is funnier every time I see him in 199.
>>68248450
>Hendo isn't a draw
He got the loudest pop in the Forum of any fighter.
>>68248993
>Jacare won't beat Bisping
Who /ROSE/ here?
UFC 199 thrill and the Agony on Fight pass
Proves Bisbing isn't a dick
>>68249060
I would unironically wear a tshirt version of that, but i'm a true fite fan
>>68249058
anyone has a young wanderlei pic? wonder if the guy always looked like a fucking pitbull/bulldog
>>68249072
>he pays for goypass
>>68249060
Nobody
>>68249049
>I shook your hand
>>68249060
>Who /ROSE/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM
>>68249049
why did they have to move these to fight pass?
requesting the Yoel Romero "heem yourself my man" pic
>>68249118
>>68249080
found it
>>68249072
Just some cheeky post fight banter
>it's a /heem/ argues over fighter pay thread
>"I the money fighters make"
>"fighters should make as good as money as NFL players despite being watched by significantly less people"
>>68249072
>needing proof that Poland's own Michael Bisping isn't actually a jerk
>>68249191
He wasn't being a cunt he was being honest
I remember an interview he did a few years ago about the Hendo KO and he said it took him like 2 hours to come back to reality
I honestly think he was being a nice guy here
>>68249217
That's because Hendo broke his fucking soul. Not the same thing at all.
>>68248849
sherdog m8
>>68249217
>being this delusional
come on man i know you like the guy but don't pretend he's being nice there.
>"The Natty GOAT"
Who is the first fighter that comes to mind when you read those words?
>>68249295
Based on his own experiences i dont think he was being
>>68249308
Chris Weidman
>uk gets a champ
>everyone begins to claim his fron any other country
Kek, UK can never win. Also how would you rate Syria's own Michael Bisbing against rockhold?
87/100?
>>68249295
He's not being mean or disrespectful, you're just an autismo who lacks an understanding of social interactions and tone.
Who is not in an ironic way your favorite female fighter?
Anyone have that picture showing all the champs of the weight divisions being american?
>>68249308
Michael Bisping
>>68249308
Fedor
>>68249049
>you're in the octagon by the way
Bisbong is such a grade A twat
>>68249360
>Fedora
>Natty
>>68249369
>fedor
>not natty
>>68249382
>Pride fighters
>Natty
>>68249389
>UFC fighters
>Natty
>>68249409
>Brazilians
>Natty
>>68249389
>pride were all roiders
>ufc fighters are all clean GO USADA
>>68249425
>Pride LITERALLY didnt test for roids
>>68248712
No he isn't, unironically
>>68249308
Romero
>>68249444
>ufc LITERALLY approved roids
>>68249308
You know who.
>>68249328
>american
>doesn't understand banter
colour me surprised
>>68247516
Unsportsmanlike conduct, should have forfeited his purse tbqh lads.
FEDOR FREE FIGHTS
FEDOR VS RANDLEMAN
https://streamable.com/jv1q
FEDOR VS HUNT
https://streamable.com/qcxy
FEDOR VS GOODRIDGE
https://streamable.com/jm0s
BONUS FREE PRIDE FIGHTS
GOODRIDGE VS YVEL
https://streamable.com/ga9v
HANSEN VS IMANARI
https://streamable.com/5v1w
SHOGUN VS GONO
https://streamable.com/37rq
Did they just unironically call an oriental medicine person a doctor on TUF?
>>68247149
Mcgregor
Jones
Lesnar
>wanting based super samoan to lose
>>68249482
>the inventor of fascism being a bully
color me surprised
>>68249540
>Mcgregor
>>68249540
>based
>i'd like to thank my lord and savior retard
Reminder to boycott all UFC events until they formally apologise to Ariel Helwani for all of their wrong doings.
show yourself you little shit
>>68249583
What
friendly reminder i used dubs to predict bisping's win but i'm too lazy to go back and find it. i'm a literal wizard.
>need the $$$
what do you guys think she's willing to do for it?
is she giving us a hint?
>>68249643
retweeting something that was posted 5 days ago in a not newfeed way a few minutes after it gets posted on /heeem/
bet him steal content
>>68249693
she has a nice bunda desu
>>68249713
they don't call her moreass for no reason
>>68249575
>the year of our lord two thousand and twenty two minus 6
>not being a born again christian
A tip of the Fedor to you too, sir.
>>68249740
Take it to /x/ please no religion or politics here
>>68249706
its also on reddit today
>>68249308
GSP
Rory MacDonald vs. Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone vs. Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé vs. Sean O'Connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Thibault Gouti
Valérie Létourneau vs. Joanne Calderwood
>>68249706
Showed up on my Twitter feed today also from a random mma journalist
>>68246880
are you stupid? he was out cold. when you're out, fight's over (except for the Hughes-Newton fight, when Newton actually chocked out Hughes but Hughes was holding Newton in the air against the cage and when he collapsed, he KO'd Newton - Hughes won the fight and no one knew he'd been unconscious until much later. He got the W, Newton didn't.)
>>68249801
>Rory
>Cote
>Bosse
>OAM
>Calderwood
>>68246936
plumbing
>>68249816
Fights shouldn't stop until one party is dead.
>>68249801
STEPHEN
PATRICK
STEVE
OLIVIER
VALÉRIE
>>68249801
Rory via UD
Cerrone via UD
Bosse via RD 1 KO
Trudeau via UD
Letourneau via UD
>>68249801
stephen thompson
patrick cote
steve bosse
auvin-mercier
letourneau
>>68249801
WONDERBOY
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68249801
>thompson
>cerrone
>o'connell
>gouti
>letournea
>>68249801
Rory via 4th round T/KO
Cowboy via decision
Bosse via 1st round T/KO
OAM via 1st round submission
Calderwood via decision
>>68249855
nice job on your picks last time
>>68249801
Thompson
Cerrone
Bosse
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68249801
>Letourneau
>Aubin-Mercier
>O Connel
>Cerrone
>Wondermiem
>>68249816
>he was out cold
he gets up straight away
Noad Lahat aka Shoa'd by Diego Rivas, Chris Kelades, Joby Sanchez, and Levan Makashvili
All cut
>>68249801
Thompson
Cerrone
Bosse
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68249876
who is she?
>>68249905
disgusting
>>68249888
>no pic
>>68249905
>wrong order
DELET THESE
>>68249801
dunno who most of these fucks are so
rory
cerrone
>>68249801
>Rory via tko
>cote via heem
>o'connell via decision
>oam via sub
>letournea via decision
>>68249801
Rory
Cote
Bosse
Gouti
Letourneau
>>68249801
a week away
this is a push bud
why not make some of this shit into a picks
1. Titan FC 39 - Airs on UFC Fight Pass at 7pm ET
2. CES 36 - Airs on AXS TV at 9pm ET
3. FFC 25 - Streams on FightChannelTV.com at 8pm ET
4. Badbeat 20 - Airs on FloCombat.com at 7pm ET
>>68247058
he might pull a GSP and go on a decade-long untouchable streak...or he might lose to Belfort or someone and retire. Hard to say.
>>68249801
>Rory
>Cerrone
>Bosse
>OAM
>Letourneau
>>68249801
Wonderpedo
Cowboy
Bosse
OAM
Leterneau
>>68249801
Rory
Cote
Bosse
Croissant-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68249970
Be the Jon jones you want to see in heem
>>68249801
rory
don
bos
olivier
valerie
>>68249970
be the jon jones
>>68249970
>Picking literal whos against literal whos
>>68249801
ignore this >>68249888
Rory via 4th round T/KO
Cowboy via decision
Bosse via 1st round T/KO
OAM via 1st round submission
Calderwood via decision
>>68249897
Here's the final one
>>68249511
Based
Fedor confirmed goat
Also nasty free pride fights
That Hansen knee
>>68249886
ADOBE
>>68249801
Rory
Cerrone
Bosse
Gouti
Calderwood
>>68249477
Be careful.
>>68250067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOg8Cz9yfWg
Bisping's revenge
>>68249801
Rory Mac via TKO
Cerrone via UD
Bosse via KO
OAM via wrasslefuck
Letourneau via UD
>>68249801
Macdaddy
Cote (wishful thinking)
O'Connell
OAM
Letournier
>>68250110
What the christ is that video
>>68248842
They want to sell the UFC because the concussion and injury lawsuits are going to start coming soon, and they want to get the hell out of Dodge and leave that mess for some Chinese investor.
Professional MMA will be a dead sport within 10 years, sadly.
>>68249418
>Americans
>Natty
>>68249897
Stop doubting me
>>68249801
Rory
Cowboy
Bossé
Mercier
LEtourneau
>>68248859
>UFC is a business and you get what you're worth.
That is a ridiculous statement. You know nothing about business, clearly.
>>68250147
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBnSbRmU9rI
>>68250181
>Brock wont perma heem Hunto
Once he gets on top its all over
>>68250159
still wondering how is jon jones going to evade the fellatio sub
>>68249801
Rory
Cerrone
O'Connell
Olivier
Joanne
New Fight Pass player. Looks fancy.
>>68250233
post screenshot proving you're a member
>>68250159
If boxing hasn't been bankrupted yet, MMA has a hell of a way to go.
>>68250212
>no USADA testing for Brock
>>68250256
No you weirdo
>>68248859
>No one forces them to step into the cage.
Poverty and no better job prospects forced about 70% of these guys into professional MMA.
You think Luke Rockhold and Palhares and Wanderlei gave up careers as oncologists and bankers and scientists?
And the pay will ensure that MMA never gets any elite athletes. They'll go the NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB, whoever pays competitively, never to the UFC.
/heem/ my knees ache and I dont wanna train today
>>68250286
serious??
what a joke, if true
>>68250295
fake fight fan detected
Bispings entire family was there fully thinking he was going to get BTFO again.
>its a Michael hypes himself up again only to get knocked out in the end episode
>>68249801
MacDonald
Cerrone
Bosse
Olivier
Valerie
Jonathan Meunier replacing injured Alex Garcia for fight against Colby Colvington
>>68250311
The elite athlete point is not necesarilly the case.
There are elite athletes in MMA who come from other sports, especially wrestlers and judokas.
>>68250067
Every cheater will now get steamrolled by Bisgod
>>68250026
how many samefags?
Lads hypothetically if Bisping would've taken steroids pre USADA would he have been the champ long ago?
>>68246821
Dana and Lorenzo must have had a Sopranos marathon
>>68250488
All me
>>68250311
this is bullshit, even for third-world trash this is not true, you are paying to do this until you get to the top level, and even then you're not making anything special
people get into professional fighting because they really like to do it and maybe because they hope to be that 1 guy in a million that gets rich, but it's certainly not a reasonable job decision
I'll give you palhares tho, the guy is pretty much handicapped and would probably have trouble with even the most basic jobs
>>68249801
MacDonald
Cerrone
Bosse
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68250506
he is non hypothetically taking steroids now and has been taking steroids since forever
Thoughts on this?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/9/11894188/mark-hunt-on-brock-lesnar-i-think-hes-juiced-to-the-gills-ufc-200
>>68250558
not everyone is a cheater
>>68250558
incorrect. bisping is 100% natty GOAT and you can't handle it because Brazilians are falling apart post USADA
>>68250627
In professional sports they are
>>68250286
>>68250359
>
>>68249801
Rory
Cote
Bossé
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>>68250627
>>68250635
yeah the guy is almost 40 and has just beaten two top guys who were roided the fuck out
if (lol) he is natty he is the dumbest fucker alive because he would be on his 15th belt defense if he roided like everyone else
>>68250692
that's what they call damage control, lad. don't think for a second that USADA isn't corrupt
>>68250686
i sincerely doubt literally 100% of UFC fighters have deliberately taken banned substances
>>68250733
>being an honest person makes you 'the dumbest fucker alive"
>>68250733
>choosing to not artificially reduce your lifespan makes you the dumbest fucker alive
>>68250737
Maybe not the entire roster, but if you get to the top 15 in any division the number is almost certainly approaching 100%
shit
Cerrone getting heem'd
fucked up my picks
>>68249801
>Rory
>Cerrone
>Bosse
>Aubin-Mercier
>Valerie
>>68249801
Wondeboy
Cowboy
Bossé
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>>68250754
>>68250788
>honesty
>slightly improved lifespans
These are not things that are valued by the majority of professional athletes. The sort of people who put vague moral principles and slight health benefits before their careers do not become the best in the world.
>>68250763
>She thinks she's famous
cute cute CUTE
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-199-the-thrill-the-agony
btw the subtitles are wrong, bisping clearly said "unlucky" not "i love you"
>>68250861
>vague moral principles
>blatantly breaking the rules
anyone here NOT a scumbag?
>>68250763
what did she mean by this?
conors coming for all the belts ye
>all these goofs picking Steve "the can" bosse over the durable veteran Sean o'connell
With all the newfag casuals on /heem/ I shouldn't be surprised
>>68250913
I can't imagine the insane shit-slinging if they fight again and cockhold wins
>>68250932
wow mark hunt is really slimming down
>>68250929
they're both paid to fuck some rich CEO
>>68250921
you really think people who have, through sheer force of will, become the best in the world at something give a fuck about "the rules"? The only time top-level athletes don't cheat is when they know they can't get away with it.
>>68250921
>being a champion
>not bending the rules
you're doing it wrong
>>68249801
Thompson
Cerrone
Bossé
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>>68250929
A trick is what a whore does for money.
Rampage free fight
http://www.ufc.tv/video/quinton-jackson-vs-kevin-randleman-pride-25-body-blow
Reminder rampage is fighting on the huge bellator dynamite 2 show on June 24
Someone posted this Rampage/Ariel interview. Rampage said Bisping was a roider. Rampage did TRT too but was open about it. While Bisping was an undercover scumbag about it.
Will we ever see Joanna get wrecked? She is only fighting a couple more times.
>>68249801
Wonderboy
Cerrone
Bossé
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>>68251221
what did she mean by this?
>>68249801
>wonderboy
>Cote
>Bosse
>aubin-mercier
>letourneau
>>68251187
everyone loses in MMA, name me one person who's been undefeated that has or had the belt? Every good fighter loses
>>68251401
bam would own the ufc hw division
>Rich Piana vs Brock Lesnar
>delete this
does she browse heem?
>>68251508
the real money fight
will 200 be a disaster?
>>68251523
>delete this is a heem meme
u wot
>>68251576
>Implying heem didn't kick off delete this, You culture and @ culture
>>68251508
Rich is a fucking beat doe. He would destroy Brock pretty easily.
>>68251712
is rich the natty GOAT, god dammit? hah hah hah hah
>>68251712
VOW, look at that takedown at 7 seconds, insane speed
guy would literally destroy Brock pretty easily.
Do you think Rose Namajunas will beat her depression and ultimately become a UFC champion?
>>68251712
i wonder what the owner/coach of the gym thinks of the two big retards renting it out for their gay video
>>68249801
MacDonald
Cote
Bossé
Aubin-Mercier
Calderwood
>>68251873
fucking lmao
>>68251873
he was probably paralyzed with fear after seeing these two demi-gods engage in combat
>>68246853
>Mikey O'Bisping
>>68251820
Anyone got the original Rose pic? thanks lads
>>68249801
>Thompson
>Cote
>Bosse
>Aubin-Mercier
>Letourneau
>>68246853
>tfw still looking for your first championship
it has to be around here somewhere
>>68249801
Thompson
Cote
Bosse
Aubin-Mercier
Calderwood
>>68252015
>>68251508
Rich is fighting Brendan Schaub on the heem fc card la
>>68252141
thank you man
what are some celebs that are into mma
btw, posting this again because I got 0 yous last thread
my gloves arrived today
>>68252228
Kevin James
>>68251873
>Brock fags are this triggered
LMAO @urlife. Seriously Rich has been training MMA forever. There are a ton of beasts outside the UFC who can destroy Brock. Rich is one of them.
>>68249801
Rory
Cerrone
O'Connell
OAM
Calderwood
>>68252230
What did you do to the dog?
>>68252318
rich cant walk up the stairs without having a heart attack
>>68252015
>>68252128
Rockhold had very atypical takedown defense, instead of pummeling or sprawling which are the more traditional TDD he rather start a scramble and do a judo sutemi waza. which makes him more then annoying for people who are more of a wrestling background (such as Weidman) Weidman did find success taking Rockhold down once he back him into the walls.
>>68252452
That's not the same dog.
>>68252483
yes it is wipe the tears rockhold
>>68252228
Mark Wahlberg unironically
>>68252230
Are you 5'7 or do you just have manlet hands?
>>68252087
What's this webmaster from
>>68252531
those are 16 oz
>>68249801
Wonderboi
Predator
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Calderwood
>>68252561
5'7.
>>68252230
I hope you christened that mouthguard
REMINDER to take 4(FOUR) scoops a day. EVERYDAY
>>68252522
wahlberg vs ben nguyen when?
>>68252318
Hahaha look at how slow he is
>>68252853
is this a thing lol?
Name the best fight you've seen prior to 189. I'll start:
Shogun vs lil nog
>>68253003
HEEM FC 2 - Live from Da Nang
>>68253069
>following the sport before 189
careful gramps, might have a hert attack posting
>>68253069
Frankie Edgar vs. Gray Maynard 2
After Dominick Cruz beats Cody Garbrandt should people start calling him Alpha Male since he has beaten everybody in Urijah's crew?
>>68253064
yeah
you cum in it before your first sparring session, good luck and shit
>>68247423
But Bisping has US Citizenship living in Orange County.
He's technically our guy.
>>68253247
I've never heard of this and I've been fighting for about 5 years. (Kickboxing)
>>68253069
bigfoot vs hunt 1
>>68253395
and I bet you have been having your ass kicked for 5 years
The fairytale is over soon, believe you me.
>>68253069
Cruz vs faber 2
>>68253069
Arlovski vs browne
>>68253507
agreed, aldo is going to destroy meme mcfluke
The Christ Resurrected
>>68249801
Thompson
Cerrone
O' Connel
Olivier
Letourneau
>>68253491
not really. I'm 12 - 6. I'm not the greatest, but I don't get my ass kicked on a regular basis.
>>68253069
Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez
>>68253580
>not writing wake up michael, its all over
its like you dont want meme magic to happen senpai
>>68253884
It's because you never christened your mouthpiece
>>68254139
I don't need good luck so much that I cum on my mouth guard. I'm bi, but I don't want my own cum anywhere near my mouth, even if I washed it afterwards..
>>68254117
nah
mikey is the correct name for mikey o'bisping
>>68252391
it's just a butt drag, shocked no one has been able to stop it
>>68249801
MacDonald
Cerrone
Bosse
OAM
Claderwood
>>68254275
>He doesn't even eat his own cum after a workout
It's like you don't even want to be a champion
We're all the champions of our respective organizations, and this is what we do to make sure thar happens
JOHN JOSEPH
Daily reminder Las Mavlinas is Argentina
>>68251873
No-scooper detected
You now remember collin mcdonald's
>>68254275
>I'm bi
dropped
>>68248088
noice
>>68249801
Wonderboy
Cote
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier (even though he's garbage)
Letourneau
>>68254117
The Christ is above your voodoo, huebro.
>>68254421
I'd rather not be a champion, if it means I have to eat my own cum. no thanks. You can keep any and all belts.
>>68254704
>Implying I care about some rando
pic related
>reminder that CM Brooks still an UFC fighter.
>>68254854
NEW
>>68254820
>Reminder that no one gives a shit about philip punk.
>>68254820
as much as mike tyson and bruce lee are
>>68254820
>Brock retired from the UFC
>rejoined the WWE
>wrestled CM Punk, headlined shows including Wrestlemania, and became WWE champion again
>rejoins the UFC 4.5 years later
>still has a fight sooner than Punk
When will the first android fighter join the UFC?
>>68254866
>13 posts early
how much weight do mma fighters actually cut? im like 215 and i look similar to bigger middleweights
no way guys like rockhold cut that much?
>>68254940
I'd unironically watch Bork hammerfist Phil to submission
>>68254980
wouldnt be surprised if Cockhold is around 215
>>68254980
>>68255019
sounds about right
>>68255019
>>68255046
fuck that's a lot
>>68254980
you're probably a welter weight
you're a soft 215 with probably tons of fat.
>>68255103
i love how i only use that as a reference for weight and you jump on the insecurity train by calling me fat.
>that flag
>calling anyone fat
pick one
>>68255204
Defensive netherlands
>>68255204
weee weeeee weeee
oink oink fattie
>>68255204
Come to the states popping off at the mouth like that and you'll get 200lbs of American freedom shoved up your ass.
>>68246859
Singapore
>>68250110
The cringe is real
>>68249801
MacDonald
Cerrone
Bosse
Mercier
Letourneau
>>68250337
Face the pain
>>68249801
MacDonald
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68248565
why is Lombard a shit?
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