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>>68233405
news: google.com
vanzant
first for Chris
first for basedping
apparently Brock Lesnar can bench 600lb and squat 1000lb to Kurt Angle
is this legit
does rory have literally any chance?
Make room cunts! This is a BisKing thread!
>>68242474
probably i can do 5x425 and i don't even lift regularly
Bisping is a disgrace to England, he is a homophobic bigot and should be stripped of his title. He doesn't represent Britain and his "banter" is just intolerant insults.
>>68242483
i can defintely believe his benching but his squat sounds fucking insane
>>68242475
rory will end the wondermeme
>>68242495
Fuck off """""""""""""""""""""""""faggot""""""""""""""""""".
Remember, three Monster Energy drinks a day. Minimum!
>>68242519
Monster stuck by him when his friends and his girl left. They get a bit respect for that
>>68242506
rory got stopped by lawler and condit lol
>>68242507
wow, very edgy. you must feel really cool using homophobic terms.
>tfw when HEEM 1 will never happen
Updated List of Fighters w/ Name Tats
Antonio Silva
Charles Oliveira
Conor McGregor
Cub Swanson
Max Holoway
>>68242566
Thomas Almeida
>>68242547
That Lawler fight was really close. He was so close to winning. He was up three rounds to one. Damn shame he got heemed.
>>68242550
No, I'm just making fun of you for being so goddamn sensitive.
BTW, I'm married to a man and we both have penises, so take that as you will.
>>68242557
trust me lad, it's happening.
>>68242557
Who would headline?
>>68242566
Scroggins
Moraga
Chiesa
>>68242566
cerrone
>>68242582
thanks for the (You)s, I was just pretending. the joke is on you
>>68242495
He does represent us, actually.
>>68242586
HEEM fc would have flyweights and super heavyweights with nothing in between.
>>68242586
With no main event and a card how lad?
>>68242589
it was supposed to be lithcuck and edgestonia but we all know how that went
>>68242608
>I was just pretending to be a faggot!
Whatever.
I'm going to go fuck my husband in the ass while picturing Rocksalt getting heemed.
>pic related
>>68242410
Good and nicely timed OP, OP.
>joanna eats eggs EVERY DAY
You know how unhealthy that is and how bad she smells?
>>68242623
Still working on a main event at the moment since lithcuck and edgestonia seems to have fallen through, but it's going to be at the Stockton arena sometime in the summer.
>>68242664
Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
Adnan vs. Kimbo's Ghost
Who is she fighting next?
>>68242664
If you fly me out, i'd fight for /heem/FC. I'm a (recent) brown belt in BJJ, and I wrestled in high school.
>>68242676
>Roryfan
Who?
>>68242677
paige vanzant is literally doing wwe summerslam
>>68242676
>Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
I like it. Anything to see a tripfag BTFO
>>68242694
What's your striking like kid?
>>68242652
joanna does not strike me as a person that cares for what she smells like.
>>68242694
I'm 6'3 250lbs and the only move I know is the rnc.
I could heem every here
>>68242712
It's decent, I guess. My buddy is really into muay thai and sometimes we fuck around and spar. He beats me when do stand up, but I get my licks in.
>>68242716
she needs to be humbled
>>68242742
>I'm 6'2, 195 lbs.
You were kind of close.
>>68242746
better start hitting them fucking pads if you want to be on HEEM FC 1 lad
>>68242756
>>68242742
why u lads gotta lie on an anonymous board for
>>68242756
I'm speaking about myself lad
>>68242769
>being sub 6 feet or sub 200lbs
>>68242769
manlet detected
>>68242664
that match was a pretty big draw, you better be able to find some names to put for the main event
its for the undisputed Heem championship after all
where's my based miami vice bro at??
>>68242779
>>68242792
incorrect, and us average is something like 5'7
so, without proof statistically you guys are lying on an anonymous board
>>68242801
where are you in florida?
>>68242664
Try to get the boxing swede, not the boxswede who called Cruz a meme but the actual boxer.
>>68242808
The average male American mens height is 177 cm, which is 69.7 inches, which is approximately 5 foot – 10 inches tall. (for white males*).
>>68242769
>implying I'm lying.
Believe whatever you want. I'm not trying to impress some rando manlet on the internet.
>>68242760
I'm actually sparring with him in about two hours. I'll get right on it.
>>68242779
I thought you were shitposting or something.
>>68242808
U.S. average is 5'9.
but I'm black, so that kind of skews things. We are either tall or keving hart.
>>68242831
*kevin hart.
>>68242742
I'm 5'9" 138 lbs and I can heem a solid 15% here
>>68242810
satellite beach reporting in
>>68242799
Rory Fan vs. Modcuck is the fight to make.
>>68242819
Boxing Swede for sure, Co-main event. Here's his opponent
>>68242677
A rival clown from her circus days
>>68242810
Daytona Beach.
>>68242863
why is this allowed?
>>68242872
>>68242858
wew lad
>>68242863
Lmao he's so short that head kicks against him should be counted as illegal soccer kicks.
>>68242876
If he makes weight, he makes weight. There are no height requirements to fight MMA. That's why mighty mouse is a champion.
(((ariel helwani))) is a disgrace
>>68242912
What the fuck is up with this (((----))) thing?
>>68242907
Daytona is a nice place, once you get past the hookers and drug addicts. But that's mainly on Ridgewood.
>>68242922
Brazilians are fucking stupid. How new are you?
>>68242927
>that transparent ploy
>i-it's not about me it's about bisping
fucking douche
Cheapest tickets for Bellator London are £46.25 for nosebleed seats. Disgraceful desu.
>>68242943
i know i've been there i'm about an hour away
>>68242945
even if it wasn't my job, i'd be pissed if they didn't let me see bisping win
>>68242863
just as long as the fight can be made that can still be a good card
if you could get lithcuck to come back and fight some can we could have lithcuck fight the winner in the next event
>>68242946
Bellator can eat Mama June's cunt. Why would you even want to go? I thought british people had taste.
>>68242963
would never do/10
>>68242652
>eggs are unhealthy
When will this meme end?
>>68242983
When people stop being idiots. Everything is unhealthy unless taken in moderation.
>>68242974
lithcuck return would be huge sales for HEEM FC 2.
>>68242977
its about 15 minutes away from me so I thought about going, not if its that expensive though.
>>68243053
>sour kraut
what an imbecile
>>68243038
Lithcuck was the real draw to the fight vs Estonia, the only reason that fight was so big was because of the size difference and the high percentage of a potential heem. Otherwise estonia was a literal who.
>>68242483
No you can't
>>68243053
would eat/10
>>68243045
I don't know how much 46 pounds is worth, really.
Is that a good bit of money in UKland?
>>68242664
I've been grappling for two years now so put me on there against another scrub like me famalam
>>68243053
Wasn't he supposed to not eat bread? And how the fuck did he cook those eggs? They look like shit.
Holloway vs. Mendes seems like a very possible matchup w/ Aldo and Edgar fighting at 200 and Conor at 202.
>>68243069
Lithcuck will probably be matched with someone else for HEEM FC 1. Unless he shows up day of weigh-ins, it's Rory fan vs Modcuck.
>>68243114
How about you vs. Spain. Gi only rules.
>>68243022
no bully
>>68243027
But it has been proven time and time again that eggs are risky only in people with obesity or a history of diabetes.
>>68243080
you the daytonafag? you can come spot me today
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/other-sports/521784/Michael-Page-to-face-Evangelista-Cyborg-Santos-at-Bellator-158
rip Michael "meme" Page?
BREAKING: Rich Piana has been signed to fight on HEEM FC 1 against TBD
>>68243146
>proven
lol you're certainly not a scientist
>>68243173
Cyborg looked like shit in his last fight.
>>68243143
I'm down but none of that butt scooting shit
>>68243173
Cyborg is 50 years old and has a million injuries
>>68243158
No he's not the daytonafag. That's me. after sparring, I have to work until midnight, so, unless you workout after that time, I can't spot you.
>>68243181
Bitch tits is fighting? He's gonna get /heem/ed
>>68243173
cyborg sucks
>>68243181
Why is he always surprised to see cameras?
>>68243187
I'm certainly not, i'm just saying what most of the studies in the last 10 years say.
You are gonna find rogue studies, but the reality is that eggs are not unhealthy even though they have a lot of cholesterol.
>>68243203
i only do when i have someone over to spot me i have it set up in my garage, time doesn't matter all i've got is time baby
>>68243173
Cyborg is too old, but i can see him giving Page trouble.
Will heem 1 have thick ring grills?
>>68243181
EXCLUSIVE FIGHT CAMP FOOTAGE OF RON "THE FREAK" PIANO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6cBdP323g
>>68243102
about $66, thats for the worst seats possible too.
>>68243195
This ain't metamoris familia.
>>68243203
Yep. Rumor has it Schaub is coming out of retirement to face Rich.
>>68243234
Yes
>>68243053
One fucking egg is enough for each slice of bread.
This nigga got 6.
>>68243234
No the thiccies will be fighting too
>>68243143
Sounds good to me
you also need to find a really spicy banger match up to make it a choice card
>>68243138
strong doubt, Holloway has won 9 in a row and should just wait until his title shot. UFC wouldn't match him up with Mendes either, if Mendes wins they eliminate a fresh title contender for someone who lost to all top 3 FWs. If Mendes loses he will have lost 3 in a row and might as well retire.
>>68243247
low test t bh
What's Lithcuck's fighting background?
>>68243053
why would you put sauce on your jalapenos
>>68243286
Dancing
13. Stephen Thompson vs Robert Whittaker UFC 170 <-----
14. Rory MacDonald vs Demian Maia UFC 170
15. Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley UFC 174
16. Stephen Thompson vs Patrick Cote UFC 178
17. Rory MacDonald vs Tarec Saffiedine UFC Fight Night
18. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 189
19. Stephen Thompson vs Jake Ellenberger TUF 21 finale
20. Stephen Thompson vs Johny Hendricks UFC Fight Night
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
get in here
>>68243241
I hope Schaub /heem/s him into oblivion.
>>68243239
dear god. Why would anyone pay that much for Bellasnore?
I was a karate black belt as a kid and I'm 6'1. I'll cut to light heavyweight and touch the fuck outta every here's chin.
No one can take my roundhouse.
>>68243268
exactlly what I was thinking
Is Robert Whittaker white?
>>68243267
working on one more big fight at the moment? If you got ideas, speak up bruh.
>>68243307
>Karate
The gayest martial art.
Should've done Tae Kwon Do, Judo, or BJJ, friendo.
>>68243297
>he watches UFC
fuck off zuffa shill, RIZIN and ONE is where its at.
>>68243330
he is an islander
>>68243268
9 in a row doesn't matter when he has only beaten 1 top 5 guy, which just happened
>>68243362
Cub was arguably top 5
>>68243345
Shut up, you fucking pig-fucking, wonky-talking, tails-wearing limey cunt.
>pc went belly up and I couldn't watch the bisping upset live
feels bad pham
how was it here?
>>68243341
walk into my snap kick
>>68243333
not really anyone in particular but there's probably someone in the Slavic countries willing to fight, but two of them together probably have a pretty spicy banger.
>>68243362
He beat Cub Swanson to a pulp when he was ranked 5th. He got robbed versus Bermudez and beat Lamas decisively. Regardless, if you actually watch him fight you'll realize he's the perfect guy to use Nate's blueprint to beat Conor.
>>68243293
From the Mayweather family style eh?? XF
>>68243297
Good lad
>>68243297
Who you got Italybro?
>>68243405
I'll pick that shit off and tomahawk you to the ground. That's a wrestling move. Google it, bitch.
>losing to a one legged mcgregor
literal can
also ugly as fuck and island trash
and his wife has implants
>>68243138
I have a feeling Holloway would wreck Mendes now..
>>68243405
Gladly. I've got a pretty good chin and gut. My brothers used to beat the shit out of me.
>>68243412
Well I'm not saying he's not worthy of a title fight, I'm just saying the 9 in a row thing isn't a valid argument. I'd love to see Holloway fight the winner of Aldo/Edgar because Conor wants to dick around outside of his division.
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 2nd, these repeating digits confirm.
>>68243442
>a one legged mcgregor
casual
>>68243435
seen/know results to all these desu
>>68243458
>casual
>been watching every event since the mid 1990s
lmao @ ur 'life'
>>68243456
>56
>repeating digits
kek.
>>68243470
Yeah well I've been watching since the 1970s you faggot. Fuck outta here
>>68243479
>not creamedcorm.gif
Come on senpai
>>68243456
nice 3456 get tho
>>68243408
Perfect. Here's the card so far.
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ FC 1 CARD. LIVE - from the Stockton Arena.
MAIN EVENTS
1.) Lithcuck vs. A Literal Who (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)
2.) Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
CO-MAIN EVENT
3.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
UNDERCARD
4.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana
5.) USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES
6.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHT
7.) Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov
Cormier wins by SD
Observe my digits
>>68243458
>seen/know results to all these desu
I mean in the upcoming fight
>>68243442
3 years and 10 fights ago
>>68243447
He already guillotined Filli which is the Alpha Fail signature move
>>68243453
The winner will be Conor's next opponent. Chad doesn't have a fight scheduled. They could do it at 203.
Demian Maia forever my boy, doesn't matter if he gets heemed in the next 3 fights
>>68243470
he's got way better striking than mcgregor m8
also he uses both legs
If trips, Jones finishes Cormier inside the third.
REMINDER that Jon Jones tested for extremely low/suspicious test levels before his fight with DC AND was way off in his first fight after USADA
>>68243518
Depends on how busted Conor is after the nate rematch. he could easily get tko'd instead of giving his back for the choke instead. That would hold the division back even more.
>Team
>Alpha
>Male
@68243514
.......
you have to be 18 to post here
>>68243234
Ashley graham makes my dick so hard.
>>68243554
I guarantee the winning of Aldo/Edgar won't risk another fight before they hit the Conor lottery.
>>68243562
>are
>cucks
Finished that for you.
Situation time /heem/:
You're the referee.
>Brock Lesnar achieves full mount on an opponent he has just rocked horribly. What do you do?
A) Immediately stop the fight to prevent a death
B) Allow the sacrifice to the Blood Gods to occur so no injuries stop Main Events
C) Tell the cameras to zoom in on the dead body
D) Cover your eyes
>>68243394
Fun.
The post fight presser also has enough salt to last for decades, so it's worth watching
>>68243568
You're letting the fatties win with comments like that
>>68242474
I went to HS with a kid named Jamar who could squat 600lbs and was benching 450lbs as a senior, it's not unbelievable that Brock could do it. He's freakishly strong even for guys his size.
>>68243605
>low test skelly mad that people find thick girls attractive
>>68243514
goat event desu
"Let me bang bro" the card
>>68243596
B.
Lawler needs his sacrifice.
>>68243605
but she's so thicc
>>68243605
thank you, someone who is sane
>>68243577
I would love nothing more than for Aldo to make a statement against Edgar and then BTFO Conor and get his title back.
>>68242922
Someone made a Google Chrome extension (I read somewhere it was /pol/ but not too sure on that desu), that identified Jews and placed their names in (((---))) so you could tell they were Jews.
Google took it off their Chrome App store and it caused a little ruckus.
>>68243648
Eh, he was champ for long enough. Edgar is a forced meme and Conor is fun to watch lose. Dirst stash Hawaiin is the only answer desu.
>>68242664
Sign me up nigga. 0-2 pro boxing bro here, I'd gladly headline on short notice even with my neurological issues.
>>68243639
>having a fantasy battle against fantasy people is a sane thing
>>68243648
Aldo matches up the best with McGregor, it's a shame he got 1 shotted though.
>>68243630
Thanks Lad. Have a Randa
>>68243676
Done. Joe Schilling is your opponent.
>>68243628
>knock knock
>ok sir, here is your deep fried "the meats" triple XL pizza with a banana cream deep fried Oreo shake! That'll be three installments of 19.99 plus tip!
>>68243689
Australia and I know something about winning wars so you might want to stay quiet there, Falklands
>>68243728
>Joe Schilling
fml
>>68243728
>Markos was born in Iraq
>>68243767
>wars
>against fantasy fat people
You might wanna go to your psychiatrist there, Vietnam.
Fuck, I don't want one of Rory or Wonderboy to have to lose
>>68243799
Me neither, but Rory is my main boy in that battle.
I hope he wins, at least i don't wanna see him get heemed by meme kicks.
>>68243799
wonderboy is a child molester why do you like him?
>>68243650
Ayy fucking lmao
>>68243819
I don't understand this meme
maia is such a shitter
>>68243850
And Rory still couldn't finish him, kek.
Maia is a beast dude
>>68243848
He works with kids and he's a creepy midwestern Christfag. Tbh, he seems more like a closet case to me.
was Maia on the gas?
>>68243518
I dunno desu.
Obviously I feel like Wonderboy should have the striking advantage at range. So far the only person to ever beat Wonderboy has been Brown who was able to slug it out through constant pressure in the pocket.
Rory should have the advantage with the grappling/wrestling, but Wonderboy's footwork allows him to usually stay at a far enough range to avoid the TD altogether.
Rory usually tries to stay technical and doesn't really swarm his opponents.
So can Rory pressure him enough to take WB dow and smother him? Maybe, and if he does, especially considering it's a 5 round fight, he should be able to tire WB enough to break him.
Lot's of questions. Don't really have the answer.
>>68243899
no one with a father like he has is 'normal'
>>68243909
>Lot's
oops
>>68242495
Faggot detected
luke?
>>68243909
>was Maia on the gas?
literal HGH head man?
>>68243890
jej
>>68243909
Absolutely not, Maia looks better now after USADA if anything.
>>68243815
I would also prefer Rory to win, but Wonderboy is so good he is de-memeing memekicks.
I also think Wonderboy's sideways karate stance will negate Rory's jab
>>68242664
I'm a fat thai boxer with thundering body kicks and I spam overhands. Get me in
>>68243933
Is that OC? That's good.
>>68242495
He seems to be a good guy, and even thou I wanted Rockhold to win, I'm actually happy for Bisping. He's a good champion for the sport.
>>68243909
>clean athlete
>brazil
LOL
>>68242474
maybe bench 500 and squat 600, but no way he can bench and squat those numbers you listed
>>68243966
Dubs comfirm Jared Rosholt as your oponent. Start practicing TDD
>>68243899
>South Carolina
>mid-Western
Nigger wat???
>>68242664
what happend to edgestonia the autist never posts anymore
>>68244008
he got busted by the DEA
>>68244008
He got banned
>>68243972
No and I found it on a fb comment thread of all places. But I will probably keep posting it as if it were oc desu m8
>>68243990
I will heem him followed by every there
In all seriousness I think I could take Roshit easily.
>>68244008
He pussied out.
>3 monsters a day (cruz)
>30 bananas a day (durian)
>3 steaks a day (pigg rigg)
>gi 3x a week
am I missing anything?
>>68244008
Lithcuck disappeared too
All pussies in this fight game
>>68244042
3 breakfasts a day minimum
what has tyron woodley ever done to deserve a title shot?
fuck him
>>68244021
We'll see, just be ready come fight night.
>>68244099
Literally NOTHING.
>>68244099
>title shot
He's a sacrifice.
>>68243899
>picollo
there's a reason this is my boy and this is part of it
Don't know if this is the place to ask, but I was looking into getting into combat sports. Should I start training at a MMA gym or try to find something more specialized like BJJ? Is 21 too old to start training? I'm already pretty /fit/ and I have a good build for it. No previous experience.
>>68244145
That would be perfect if the other three had an epic battle and luigi just won by staying in his place
>>68244190
21 is pretty old, but if you're not lookin to compete at the highest of the high level, you can literally sign up to fight in any big city, regardless of training.
i'd start with something specialized, maybe not bjj, maybe boxing, then kinda expand your horizons
>>68244190
No it's not too old and it depends on what you're interested in. A lot of good fighters do start with a specialized discipline and then branch out when they take an interest in MMA, however I know a lot of fighters who just show up at an MMA gym and start. You just need to go out there and start whatever famalam.
>>68244042
>tfw have a friend who looks just like that I could have fucked but I completely dropped the ball
wanted to heem myself for months now
>>68244190
If you have a good MMA gym in your area that might be better, BUT be prepare to be concussed.
You are not too old, don't listen to this too fags up here, many, MANY fighters at the highest level started at 21. But it would take many years if you wanna be professional, more that 7 years to be good.
>>68244190
>>>/asp/ might also be of help if you can find their actual martial arts thread among all the mandrama
>the city of Woodley
>>68244266
>not too old
>7 years MINIMUM to be good
so he'll hit his stride at maybe 30? meanwhile, with the way the sport is evolving, these kids are coming out at 23 absolutely world beating.
>>68244332
It depends on the weightclass really.
For example LHW didn't evolve at all in the last 5 years.
It's the same wrestleboxers and pseudo-kickboxers. The biggest you are the best chance you have if you start a little late.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BGXtwNzGWWU/
kek
>>68244003
Eh, the Carolinas are pretty much fly over states that happen to be on a coast.
>>68242474
Absolute bullshit, that's pretty much the world record for squat
>>68244386
L..lithcuck?
>>68244008
>They weren't Americans behind proxies
>When.
>Will.
>They.
>Learn?
>>68244386
degenerate
>>68244229
>>68244236
>>68244266
>>68244332
Thanks for the replies guys I appreciate it, looks like there's a few good gyms in my are so ill look into it. I'm not looking to go pro just maybe fight on the side of my regular job, I haven't done any sport since high school football so I miss the competition.
>>68244284
Yea I originally went there but I just assumed it was all for wwe bullshit.
>>68244332
Those kids are going to be pros. Some people just want to train and fight at a local level.
>>68244407
Where do you live?
>>68244407
How tall are you? are you a wide guy? (not fat, wide)
>>68243288
Dude, learn to read, it's jalenenos
>>68244442
get your shit ready for heem fc boy!
>>68244428
Canton MI
>>68244430
5'9" super broad shoulders and an over 6'3" wingspan, I look like a gorilla. Figure that will help for striking.
>tfw picking up an WMMA qt
>>68244402
>Champion McGregor, we're Stockton
>>68244458
Your weightclass is probably 155 then, you better start training soon because that weightclass is probably the most technical and advanced weightclass out there.
>>68244458
Are you close to this place?
http://www.kaizenbjj.com/world-class-instructors-in-bjj-boxing-muay-thai-judo-wrestling/
>>68244485
I walk around pretty lean at 180, how much would I have to weigh before a water cut to make weight?
Who was this lithcuck? Literally my third or fourth time in this thread
>>68243138
mendes, rematch poirer, rematch bermudez, pettis at FW, rematch oliveria (freak injury on oliveria's part) .
but seriously, not many people have as much competition against the current ranked 15 fighters as holloway does.
>>68244519
Around 175 if you wanna make 155, if not you are gonna have to fight bigger fighters at 170, way bigger, up to 6'3.
It sounds like you have a similar body to Mcgregor.
>>68244525
a twinky gym freak who had a hard on for romero
>>68244514
Only like 20 minutes, that's the one I was looking at. Looks legit right? I just don't want some cardio class bullshit.
>>68244552
Ok cool 175 is definitely doable.
When will he replace Helwani?
>>68244472
Was getting submitted part of your plan?
>>68244534
>rematch poirer
poirier's staying at lightweight lad
Who is the best at parrying punches aside from Rory in the UFC right now?
>>68242983
When they're proven to not be unhealthy
>>68242474
yeah lad and I just cock pushup'd 3000lbs
Thompson-Coté was pretty spicy tbqh
Lots of technical striking, and a meme spinning kick exchange in the end
7/10 fight
>>68244584
Yeah it should be good, although I don't think they focus on judo as much as they act like. It would primarily be BJJ and Muay Thai. The instructors look very legit though.
>>68244657
Cote's massive at welterweight too
>>68244657
Cote is no joke.
17. Rory MacDonald vs Tarec Saffiedine UFC Fight Night <-----
18. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 189
19. Stephen Thompson vs Jake Ellenberger TUF 21 finale
20. Stephen Thompson vs Johny Hendricks UFC Fight Night
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
btw
Say my name
>>68244708
The Notorious Conor McGregor
>>68244708
Brockor McLesgor
how do i achieve muscle if i dont eat meat, dont want to roid or use artificial protein stuff? too much eggs are also bad because cholesterol
>>68244681
thank you based pizzaboi
>>68244525
famous homosexual and bboy enthusiast
pic related
>>68244741
Oatz + squatz = big gainz
>>68244741
Lentils
>>68244741
>the vegan meme
>the eggs = bad meme
>the cholesterol meme
>the artificial protein meme
>the muscles = roids meme
This is master quality b8, m8, but use it in /fit/ for maximum effect
>>68244190
21 isnt too old to do anything, you young, dumb, full of cum, naive idiot. Goddamn youth is wasted on the young.
"Life is so brief, and time is a thief"
>>68244229
t. teenager
>>68244786
how old are you
>>68244372
>putting a meme arrow on a link
Now how the fuck am I supposed to triple tap to copy, dummy?
>>68244776
Eggs and cholesterol are bad. This has been conclusively proven since 1976. Paleo memeshitter flawed and biased studies don't change this
Be a real fight fan
Be a real vegan
#ctfu
>>68244681
>Tarec Saffiedine
Belgian Fighter
OH_MY.jpg
Who is the last person you want to meet in the octogon?
Hendo for me.
>>68244797
I hurts to type this but I'm in my early 30s.
>>68244827
my clone
>>68244827
Rumble
>>68244827
Anthony Johnson
>>68244827
Mark Hunt
>>68244827
Robbie Lawler
just pissed my pants thinking about it
You guys heard about Rory not being happy with his contract? Apparently he only got like 59k for the lawler fight? Would be sad if this is his last fight...
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/kingdom-star-jonathan-tucker-talks-about-despising-mma-before-he-got-his-mind-changing-role
>>68242810
she better start practicing some kicks and jabs she aint gonna knock joana out with those abs
>>68244869
I'm sure he's not going to retire, he isn't even 30 yet.
>>68244869
Yeah, of course we did, we are not casuals.
Hopefully he heems wonderboy and gets his money
>>68244827
Mighty Mouse
>>68244916
UFC should just fucking pay him what he's worth. He just had one of the most awesome bloodiest fights ever.
I don't wanna watch Rory get destroyed, i'll be back in 25 min t bh
>>68244922
>we
Yes, we, but not you
>>68244681
>Robbie vs Rory II
OH BOY HERE WE GO
JUST BLEEEEEEED
Do you guys remember the Countdown or Primetime with Rory and it showed him hanging out with Mike Ricci and they were going out shopping for clothes and then sitting around sipping wine? Boy was I happy when Mike Ricci turned out to be a bum and got cut from the UFC.
>>68244943
this desu
i hope he doesn't jump ship to lellator
well, heem?
Robbie's such a monster, he can grapple but he just chooses to stand and bang
That first round in retrospect is something else, I remember watching live thinking it was a bit of a sleeper
it begins
>>68245058
Would have preferred it had she said "cum in me, daddy."
>>68245058
oh i'm coming alright
>>68244827
Rumble for sure
>>68245058
I'll heem her with a jab
>>68245101
this match is both technical and extremely spicy
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD ORC
Anyone doubting that Lesnar is on the gas?
>>68242946
how are they gonna pay for the plane tickets for everyone then?
>>68245058
That bitch couldn't stop my double leg
>>68245182
lesnar is natty bro
>>68245182
Lesnar is one of the roidiest fighters and wrestlers of all time
>>68245058
i hope she submits me with a triangle after she takes me down and gets into north south position for 2 rounds straight
>that tdd
hnnnnng
>>68245058
punching women in the gut is my fetish desu
>>68245193
i swear it's like no1 has seen lesnar training regiment lol. the guy is just a beast. most roiders have like no body fat
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HEAD
KICK
LANDED
>that Goldie commentary at the end of the third round
I love it
Does Robbie always do bad in the 4th round?
that fucking knee though
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LOOKING TO FINISH
>>68245204
One the one hand, true. On the other hand, he definitely has myotonic hypertrophy which adds to it.
>>68245232
I swear, the JewFC and Lesnar waited until the last possible moment to announce the fight. They are exploiting some new fighter loophole in the USADA regulations so Lesnar can cycle off in time.
savages
>>68245301
thanks doc!
Wait what are you fags watching? Fight Pass?
5th round Robbie time lads
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
>>68245311
No problem britsperg!
Solid 9/10 fight, could be 10/10
Can't think of any time during the fight in which I wasn't entertained
One of the GOAT fights
>WiFi cuts off as the final round begins
Yeah thanks you complete and utter shit superhub box not like I was watching the fight
Missed the finish.
What happen with the commentary?
What sacrifices have to be made so we get Nick Diaz/Robbie Lawler 2, lads?
>>68245343
Hopefully Kimbo was enough
>that cut on robbie's lip
>robbie ignoring it and screaming
>that commentary cutting out during the 5th, all you hear is the crowd
Based fight
>You now remember Ed Herman
>memenberger
jej
I fucking hate Ellenberger
He talked so much shit coming into this fight and was so disrespectful both against Wonderboy and his karate base
Seeing Thompson meme all over him is so goddamn satisfying
Would you say that Reyes-Kim was better than Lawler-MacDonald 2?
>>68245383
Seeing him lose at all is satisfying
>>68245388
No, because of the gigantic difference in technique
>you will never have Arianny sucking your cawk all while she slides her fake silicon bags on it
Life truly is suffering lads
SPINNING
P
I
N
N
I
N
G
>>68244801
>being this asspained
>>68243241
>getting heemed by a feign jab
>>68244869
he was just bleed
but now he has a kid on the way, so he needs some more juice
ITALY
>20. Stephen Thompson vs Johny Hendricks UFC Fight Night
>>68245438
Schaub's chin was always trash
189 introduced the reebok outfits, new graphics and shit. Do you think they will introduce something new at 200?
>>68245466
His chin was deleted by Carwin before his career even took off
>>68245466
>that fencing response
MY SIDES
Is it just me or is 4chan kill?
Also did Wonderboy break his right hand just before KOing Ellenberger?
>>68245343
Woodley needs to literally get decapitated in the first
>>68245480
They said they could introduce colors
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/25/11503752/ufc-200-reebok-uniforms-black-white-color-scheme-new-sponsorship-choice-mma-news
>>68245488
His chin was deleted in football years before that
>>68245494
*would
Alistair Overeem Tribute - The Reem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oHTEJVPPUI
>>68245509
I really disliked Sage until lost. Now I love the guy.
>>68243230
Nah, I think Page is too fast and Santos is too chinny. Page wont even have to hit him with more than one of those crazy fast shots to put him on his ass.
>>68245383
why do you hate ellenbergeR? because he put his dick in ronda multiple times? huh?
>>68245509
i wonder how a large a stake sage's dad has in Labrada
>>68245465
was there a low blow in that last bit, seems like hendricks complained about it
>that nod
rigged
I hope Steak Man gets heemed into obscurity by Gastelum
Man come to think of it I'm not even that big of a Wonderboy fan but he keeps beating my antiboys, maybe I should join the team
>>68245466
What's he reaching for?
>>68245537
That wouldn't surprise me, but if Cyborg just outworks him and outgrapples him it wouldn't surprise me either
>>68245553
It seemed like it but i don't think is landed flush
>>68245557
Does Rory even have a chance?
what does Jack Slack look like?
So the colonial savage came running up to me, screaming "NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!" right into me face.
I told him "Oh, I'll taxate you in a second motherfucker" and heemed him right there lads I swear on me mum.
>>68245594
Of course.
>>68245594
Not if he wants to strike with a kickbox champ. His lanky jab will probably help him not get demolished like Pig Rigg though. Hopefully Firas tells him to capitalize on every opportunity to get it to the ground.
The fairytale is over
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGcQxnGihgm/
>>68245597
well done.
we have been getting amusing pastas as of late
I'm still here pussies.
>>68245596
A dork.
>>68245623
I hope bisbing lands a left and heems him t bh
>>68245623
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BGcQxnGihgm/
>I'm sorted out, bum
lmao
Rampage just made a snapchat
add him: RAMPAGE4JACKSON
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Wondermeme ain’t bout this, Wondermeme ain’t bout that. My boy a black belt in fucking karate and shit. He, he, they say that nigga don’t be putting in no grappling. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit. All ya motherfuckers talk about Wondermeme ain’t no hitta Wondermeme ain’t this Wondermeme a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga Ellenburger got caught with a wheel kick. Spinnin' like his daddy and shit. Nigga been a problem since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that. Them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Wondermeme I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those niggas role with Chris Weirdman and them.
>>68245620
Big Pigg let Thompson control the distance the entire time, never cut the ring off, and didn't try to take him down often enough
I think Rory will be smarter than that
>>68245701
>when they're too old
>>68245706
He tried to but ate a shit ton of meme kicks
Thompson moves in and out of the pocket really well
>>68245623
>>68245680
>believe you me
the absolute madman
>>68245706
>Big Pigg let Thompson control the distance the entire time
>let
Thompson is an expert at controlling distance with the perfect body type to do so. A smart Rory will not want to exchange with Stevey.
>>68245737
>the city of brazilian thirst
>>68245232
>most roiders have low bodyfat
O I am laffin
yey my pillows just arrived, full heem set now
I wouldn't be surprised if Rory fights exactly like Tom Breese did in his last fight. They go to the same gym after all.
still don't know why tom breese jabbed and walked backwards the whole fight
Bieber got heemed lads
http://thebiglead.com/2016/06/09/video-justin-bieber-got-into-a-fist-fight-after-cavaliers-warriors-game/
R8 my OC
https://youtu.be/t8tdGw6VmRY
>>68245802
Giant difference between Rory and Breese.
If Rory outjabs you, he do its well enough to win the fight.
>>68245806
>that tdd
>fighting 3 weightclasses above you
When is Conor coming out with Bieber?
>>68245806
Cant even tell who's hitting who or who's even getting hit
>>68245809
Dank
UFC 201 FREE FIGHTS
LAWLER VS TIKI
https://streamable.com/2w8t
LAWLER VS VILLASENOR
https://streamable.com/ikeb
LAWLER VS BERGER
https://streamable.com/bzjy
WOODLEY VS GALVAO
https://streamable.com/mv74
WOODLEY VS HIERON
https://streamable.com/3blw
>>68245910
thanks
Who wins Cruz vs Dillashaw 2?
>>68245964
Cruz, he's getting better with more gym time, plus he can kick TJ
>>68245802
>I wouldn't be surprised if Rory fights exactly like Tom Breese did in his last fight.
I wouldn't be surprised if Rory catches a kick in the first round and takes Wonderboy down and fucks him up on the ground.
>>68245910
>the voice of Rogan in the Tiki fight
You now remember the Samman Smash.
>>68245216
The first time I hit someone was a chick on the bus when I was in the second grade. Bitch pissed me off and I hit her square in the gut.
>>68245802
>I wouldn't be surprised if Rory fights exactly like Tom Breese did in his last fight
Bresse fought like that because he had a clear advantage when he could keep Strickland away
Wonderboy thrives at a distance, he always tries to keep guys away from him, so playing into that wouldn't be a good way to counter his style
>>68246036
jej, i remember hating him in that TUF.
He grew on me after his girlfriend died.
>>68245659
wow you can use a proxy
Literally the biggest meme main event ever
http://www.flocombat.com/article/42543-ufc-targets-yair-rodriguez-vs-alex-caceres-for-aug-6-fs1-main-event
You now remember Andy Enz's spicy banger against Uriah Hall.
>>68245802
>>68246042
when the fuck have you ever seen Rory walk backwards for an extended period of time in any fight you fuckin idiots
>>68246170
I like that they're throwing prospects into five rounders. Almeida vs Garbrant was fun.
>>68246170
>Alex Caceres
>main eventing
where did it go so wrong?
>>68246189
Caceres isn't really a prospect, he has been in the UFC for over 5 years.
Daily reminder to fall in love with a beverage
>>68246196
Good things come when you go vegan
>>68246189
Alex Caceres fucking sucks though
>>68246170
>Literally the biggest meme main event ever
Not even close. PVS vs Rose was memeier.
>>68246184
>I can't read
look at my reply again
Dojo
Reminder that nothing is impossible
>>68246208
dark roast black coffee yo
>>68245910
WTF lawler used to be white?
what happened to him??
>>68246213
shut your mouth
>>68246229
The Hawaiian Hottie is going to demolish Cain
>>68246220
>Bresse fought like that because he had a clear advantage when he could keep Strickland away
>Wonderboy thrives at a distance, he always tries to keep guys away from him, so playing into that wouldn't be a good way to counter his style
you described why Breese walked backwards the entire fight and then implied that the reason that Rory wouldn't do that is because it would play into Wonderboy's style
the real reason Rory wouldn't do that is because he's never done that and it is literally the opposite of his own style, which is why you're a fucking retard, tyreese
>>68245910
tiki really thought the fight was stopped due to his cuts or he was memeing?
>>68246252
>>68246220
by the way you just got BTFO, hope you enjoyed it bud
>>68246252
>>68246266
you're an actual retard my dude
watch the first two rounds of the second fight with lawler, he was walking backwards and jabbing the entire time
>>68246282
I just watched the first minute and a half of the first round
Rory hasn't taken a step backwards yet and he's been in the center of the octagon the entire time
>>68246282
just watched the next minute of the first round
Lawler has backed up waaay more than Rory has up until now
you are being BTFO
>>68246170
spicy memeing
>>68246265
He was heavily concussed
>>>68244458
>5'9" super broad shoulders and an over 6'3" wingspan, I look like a gorilla. Figure that will help for striking.
>I look like a gorilla
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>68246329
You should apply for Rogans job when he retires.
>>68244802
nah man. As long as you work out and have a healthy diet... You're good. count kcals.. all you need.
>>68246370
when I watched the fights last weekend at my old man's house a couple of his friends were saying the same though, albeit unironically
>>68246170
They should have made it Ortega vs Rodriguez
Maybe Ortega is too sloppy to put in a mainevent spot though
>>68244827
Hector lombard, rousimar palhares, yoel romero and anthony johnson
>>68246386
Did your dad ruffle your hair and announce to the party "THIS IS MY BOY"?
>>68246282
The entire first round Rory circled around Robbie, held the center of the octagon more than Robbie, landed more combinations and also landed more single significant strikes
you're an idiot tyreese
>>68244827
probably my dad, that'd be terrible
>>68244922
he's boring tho. Except vs lawler. He's too autistic. And if he beats wonderboi and lawler beats tyron... the division is dead. Except if rda keeps his word wanting to fight lawler. Trusting a hue brazil fag tho... not even once,
>>68246408
not quite but we talked about my job a lot in front of everyone and I could tell by his forcibly interested prodding that he was letting on that he was proud in his own way, which was nice
>>68245421
desu this... she's starting to look used tho.. old? brittany is better.
>>68246424
>Rory
>Boring
Casuals out
>>68245466
dayumm schaub looking good til he lost his soul and chin here
>>68245571
clearly soul
>>68245466
delete this NOW
think you are tough and funny posting this shit on /heem/, punk? this is Schaub territory.
>>68246454
way too calculated. Listening to every single word of firaz with that frail body that makes him fall against the muscular orcs such as lawler. Mind blown tyron didn't break his leg with a kick or face for that matter.
>>68246505
>muscular orcs
You shitposting piece of shit, go watch Rory vs Woodley dummy.
>>68246508
wow, you've outdone yourself with this one you prick. Schaub is a legend of the sport and you decide to laugh at him. Please leave.
>>68246508
>>68246544
Keep posting pictures from your moms basements. Nobody likes bullies and nobody likes internet critics. Schaub would fuck you up irl.
>>68246544
just fuck off already, Schaub is a great fighter who was on the unfortunate end of some fat fucks spamming the same move. getting boring, we get it people lose sometimes.
>>68246566
>and crying
??
>>68246553
he actually mentioned Rory vs Tyron
Schaub h8rs are people who have never achieved anything in their life so they want to bring down The Great Brendan Schaub to feel better about their own failings. Brendan is putting himself out there and getting shit done. What are you neets doing?
hey bud remember when you got BTFO about Rory moving backwards like Breese?
>>68246580
I don't read the posts of retards
I hate bullies.
https://youtu.be/ZhevNN1BDnQ
>>68246646
OOOOHHHHH BIG CUTS ACROSS HIS PENIS
>>68246604
>Tyreese acting like Rory moves like Breese
Poetic
>reminder that bullying big brown was for his own good
>reminder the hybrid would have ended up a literal who with (more) brain damage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
>>68246685
you know it bud
>>68246111
not a proxy, you fucking donut.
>>68246732
>you fucking donut.
What did he meaned by this?
>>68246732
post a picture o your block head then with a timestamp
>>68246732
Yeah alright.
>>68246739
Nothing, edgestonia unironically suffers from a weird combination of autism, narcissism, and being a sociopath like rockhold.
>>68246732
you're gonna get heem'd talking like that pussy
>>68246773
NEW
>>68243933
Fucking hell lmao, top tier oc
why the fuck are you virgings worrying about me not fighting? The fight happens in July. As I said, it will be announced a week earlier.
>>68246805
it's from sherdog m8
>>68246367
You can't really see just how long my arms are in this picture but I've measured them.
I'm a little leaner now too.
>>68246887
Bro...lets just say you wouldn't last a minute in my guard
>>68246887
if you could would you switch your wingspan and height?
>>68246189
>>68246170
I stand by my arguement that all ranked fighters should headline a card. most have, but it helps to bring focus on those that have not headlined a ufc card
like woodley, and khabib
>>68242810
Stuart/Jupiter/Miami Martin/West Palm Beach/South Dade County 772/561/786/305
How many fit into any of those?
filling this thread for you goofs
>>68247043
Probably not, I'm not insecure and my wingspan makes me look Xbox huge
>>68247496
Good job lad
