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/heem/: nick diaz edition


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Previous thread: >>68223840

News:

>Belal Muhammad replaces Nordine Taleb to fight Alan Jouban
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Alan-Jouban-Gets-New-Opponent-Belal-Muhammad-for-UFC-Fight-Night-on-July-7-106175

>Rory doesn't think Woodley deserves a title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rory-macdonald-on-lawler-woodley-sometimes-its-not-always-the-rightful-guy-who-gets-the-shot

>Pettis moving to FW
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/8/11882606/anthony-pettis-dropping-to-featherweight-hopes-for-august-debut

>TSUUUU man is being careful
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/8/11879126/khabib-has-instagram-chat-with-cristiano-ronaldo-ufc-mma
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artem
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be VERY careful
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Artem "The Hammer of Islam" Lobovomedov
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>>68233405
fucking kill yourself
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>>68233426
>>68233426

kek
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>>68233619
i know right and that wasn't the OP of this thread cause this autist had to make this unfunny shit thread 12 posts early
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I can't tell the Diaz brothers apart when they're not together
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nth for my boy forever Dominick Cruz.
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You don't have list all those cards. No one gives a fuck about a lellator card 6 weeks away.

You don't earn good money do you? You work a mcjob huh?
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>>68233668
Nate smiles.
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King Nate edition
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>>68233668
They are pretty different dezu
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>>68233720
pls no
anything but him
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>>68233668
>>68233749
They are not alike at all, Nate sounds literally challenged while Nick isn't a talker but can at least put sentences together.
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>>68233668

they don't look similar imo
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>identical
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>>68233720
This dude and Eugene are the fucking worst.
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>>68233916
I like Chad and Ben.
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>>68233778
>>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds in MMA muse about life
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>>68233869
Looks like he's enjoying a nice cupcake after being honeydicked on queer street.
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>Within 8 percent of weight on fight week? No way, says champ Demetrious Johnson
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=197547

>There’s one requirement that just doesn’t work for Johnson, and that’s the one that tells fighters they need to be within 8 percent of their fighting weight on the Tuesday prior to a fight.
>“Not (expletive) happening, bro,” he told reporters backstage at this past Saturday’s UFC 199.
>Why the obstinance? Well, Johnson comes in a tad over that mark, at 139 pounds, which is 11 percent over his fighting weight. And the way he sees it, he’s been doing fine so far, so why should he change things now?
>“I’ve never missed weight, not once, I’ve never had a scare, so I will come in weighing 138, 139,” he said.
>And if the UFC has a problem with that?
>“What are they going to do?” he said. “Not let me fight? I’m not a crack addict – it’s not like I need to go to rehab for making weight. I’ve never had a problem, never been dehydrated. I’m taking a (expletive) when I’m going to make weight. I’m smart – I don’t need an education on how to make weight.”
>Alrighty, then. If it’s any comfort to Johnson (24-2-1 MMA, 13-1-1 UFC) , who’s next scheduled to face Wilson Reis (20-6 MMA, 4-2 UFC) at UFC 201, there’s no concrete consequences for fighters who don’t hit that mark; the promotion promises only to monitor them. And from the way the champ makes it sound, he doesn’t need any hands to hold.
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>>68233981
i dont even know who this is but i want to heem him so bad
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Reminder that some people in this thread like little boys more than Bulldogs
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>the purge
jesus christ this series is dogshit
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>>68234029
>carrying the non fighting drama from the last thread over to the new thread
You are a faggot and not just cause you like a retard breed of dog.
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>>68234010
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I hope this pussy whipped arab gets merked.
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>>68234127
>what does he mean?
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>"I’ve got no qualms with anybody," Lesnar said. "If somebody wants to state they are the biggest pay-per-view draw in the world, I don’t care. I’ve never came out and said, ‘Hey, listen, I hold the most pay-per-view buys.’ All I know is what I got paid, and I’m happy to do so. I’m a prizefighter. I don’t hang my championships on the wall because they don’t pay the bills."

What did he mean by this.
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sage bless here reminding you to do your workouts and eat your veggies and lean protein
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Thoughts on Pettis at 145?
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Would you go five 5-minute rounds against "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler for $100 USD?
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>>68234219
He's gonna get fucking killed.
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>>68234249
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>>68234249
ill do it for free, id love to delete his chin
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>>68234231
Yair superfight
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Not enough BisKing in the last thread.
Time to rectify that.
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>>68234211
>I’ve never came out and said, ‘Hey, listen, I hold the most pay-per-view buys.’

The old Chris Kyle stealth brag.
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>>68233698
Here is the opposite, everyone has a game breed pitbull and those fatty pitbulls are pretty rare.
>>68234127
One of us
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I think the american won the round
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>>68234071
Little boy lover? Is that you?
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>>68234284

stop
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>>68234290
NATTY GOAT
LEFT HOOK LARRY
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>>68234287
No. The last thing he needs is another "le big name fight". Give the guy something easy. If he gets clowned by Yair, which wouldn't surprise me, he's got nowhere to go.
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Is TUF on in 15 bings?
I thought it was on now but no one seems to be talking about it
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>>68234290
50 Gs BABY

>>68234309
kek
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>>68234334
do you fight dogs?
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Not enough posts about Ariel Helwani

Too many posts about Michael Bisping
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>>68233866
We will. I saw it in a dream. Keep in mind. I've
>predicted Bisping finishing Rockhold
>predicted Nate finishing Conor
>predicted Holm finishing Ronda
And many more. This is what happened in my dream.

>Sunset Ave. California
>Bryan Callen is a fucking pervert this is well known
>he leaves FATK studio on Friday evening
>the show is at an all time high
>as he enters his Tesla he feels his pockets full of cash and feels up his dick
>he feels a little randy and opts to cruise for a prostitute
>he finds himself an underaged male prostitute
>he is arrested in an alley by Los Angeles police
>he is further damaged as he was a regular on Girl Meets World at this point
>Fox cuts ties and Schaub is left alone
>he isn't very funny and ultimately loses FATK due to abysmal downloads
>plagued by financial difficulties and another child on the way he makes his return to the cage
>against none other than France-is Nigganou
This will be a little after the Trump inauguration.
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>>68234334
are they actually gamebred (as in they are selectively bred for gameness) working/fighting dogs or are they just of the classic body type?
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>>68234458
It's on now
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>>68234309
tbf it was in response to a question about Conor
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>>68234483
I just wonder will he choke up and blush the next time he asks Dana a question at a presser.
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>>68234383
>>68234459
My Commonwealth Niggas.
He's been my boy since his TUF season.
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>>68234483
i want his life desu sempai
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>>68234541
It'll be really awkward
Ariel will probably get cheers desu
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beautiful work josh
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>>68233869
how do I achieve schaub hairline mode
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>ariel
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>>68234593

excess estrogen in the womb
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>>68234585
fucking loser
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>>68234599
I don't know who that is
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Goodnight /heem/
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>wake up
>remember bisping is the champ

make it stop
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>>68234672
sleep tight, pupper
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>>68234581
I was really happy to see him win, he deserves it after a decade in the trenches literally losing to almost every TRT and steroid abuser on the 185 roster. I've always thought he was criminally underrated but at the same time gave him no chance against the cock, and the madman did it.
And you could tell he was just so fucking excited to have realized his dream. It was like watching a little kid on christmas.

And after all that coming to the presser and verbally sodomizing Rocksalt was just icing on the cake.

I proudly stand in the land of Bisking.
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>>68234672
night britannia.
Enjoy your natty GOAT champ.

>>68234694
Eat shit. Left Hook Larry is GOAT.
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>>68234581

>man hairline
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>>68233698
>>68234334
>>68234470
fuck no, that's provinciano shit
here is my doggo
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>>68234672
I hope you have dreams where you go all out on a guy and your punches do nothing
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>>68234736
Rockhold being so pissy afterward was the icing on the cake.
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>>68234770
>putting clothes on a dog
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>>68234803

Worst feeling ever
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>>68234770
He looks like he wants to kill you.


And I don't blame him.
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>>68234803
so mark hunt versus le banner?
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>>68234736
>That presser
That shit made my fucking year. It was so good. Easily one of the best pressers ever. Rocksalt was an fucking ocean that night.
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KEKDEL BTFO
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who will bizbing """defend""" his title against next lads?
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>>68234904
not bad for a clinch pig, but he needs cardio to be a discount cian
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>>68234153
he did
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>>68234924
hendo.
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>>68234770

>most gentle loyal family loving breed ever

until an ""intruder"" appears 3 blocks down the road
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>>68234832
>not putting your National Squad t-shirt of your dog
Not patriotic enough for me t bh
>>68234898
She is a sweetheart.
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>>68234817
Truth. He's still mining salt on instagram.

>>68234900
I couldn't stop laughing. What a legend.

>NATTY GOAT.
>17 DAYS NOTICE BUDDEH
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>>68234924
chael returns because he was gifted a win over bisping by some judges
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>shitpost
REVEAL YOURSELF YOU BIG HANDED APE
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>>68235031

>thinking le redit isn't aware of "shitposting"
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>>68234999
trips confirm. Legendary.

>"Shut up. You're suspended."
I woke up my fiance when he said that.
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>>68234964
kek, might be true.
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>Mark Hunt is co-maining UFC 200
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>>68234770

:3
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>>68235141
>fiance
u gay bro? lmao
*looks to other /heem/sters for approval of the funny i just cracked*
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>>68235237
*forces a chuckle so you save face*
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>>68235237
Well he's a guy, so yeah.
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>>68235023
>gifted
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>>68235350
I had Bisping winning that fight too, and I was cheering for Chael.
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>>68234803
I don't have those because I'm not a pussy. In my dreams one hit kills a guy.
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>>68235324
Faggot.
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>>68235370
Oh shit
>had chael winning that fight as well
>chael comes back and takes the belt from the winner of bisbong/hendo
>chael finally fulfills his promise to his father
fuck you paulo filho da puta
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>>68235494
Holy shit is this a real product?
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>do you wanna be a fuckin fighter

Based Dana.
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>Kid Nate isn't the most gifted MMA analyst alongside Luke Thomas

>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
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how would a fight between cruz and conor go?
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Do you wanna be an underpaid overworked pile of shit or not? Fucking goofs.
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Dada 5000 vs Stipe Miocic, who wins (or dies)?
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>>68234770


answer me u fuck >>68234502
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>>68235627
wyman, slack, zane simon, black, >luke thomas
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>>68235647
conard wouldn't be able to deal with cruz's mewvment and he would be complaing about being """inefficient""" after he loses
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>>68235647

Cruz wouldn't take that fight, it's not smart.

If they ever fought, Conor probably wins via pressure
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>>68235627
KYS. I'm not joking about this. No. Before you do kill Nate then Eugene then yourself.
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>>68235831
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>>68235141
So good.

The Natty GOAT is supreme.
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>>68235647
Honestly, at 145 i don't see Conor hitting him.
It would be a boring fight, but Cruz would win by DEC
>>68234502
Her dad was an actual gamebreed most likely, but dog fighting is a pretty serious crime here, nowadays only a few backwards provinces still do it.
But mine it's actually a little crazy towards other dogs/animals in general, i don't know if it has anything to do with that fighting past.
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>>68235888

I think you're underestimating the significance of Cruz going from BW to FW. Conor's game is pressure and that left hand, it's an interesting fight.
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how do i achieve sage northcutt bicep mode
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>>68234199
shes an ugly version of kendra lust
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>>68236053
Have you overbearing father feed you steroids from the age of 5?
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>>68236053

be on the gas since you were 6
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>>68236053
steroids.
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>>68235870
>that webm
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>>68236053
How the fuck?
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>>68236116
Watch yourself
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10433548
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10433548
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>Brock is fighting again
>it's against Mark Hunt, who is going to heem the shit out of him

Who /sadforbrock/ here?
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>>68236165
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>>68236223
i salivate at the thought of the incoming memes
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>>68236238
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>>68236293

Mendes is a better wrestler than Cruz

Mendes would heem Cruz into oblivion also.
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>>68236223
This year has been great for fun MMA moments and seeing Brock's eyes rolled back completely unconscious will be a great one.
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>>68236293
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>>68235888
yeah i dont really like dogfighting but the guys who do it are serious about breeding and quality control so they produce great catch and problem solver dogs.
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>>68236310
I don't know about that.
Cruz wrestling makes everyone look like a kid at 135
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>>68236339

>look like a kid at 135

primarily because dom is the only lanklet that can get away with it
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>>68236335
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>>68236373
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>>68236337
We have something similar with Argentine Mastiff/Dogos, they use them to hunt wild pigs.
Here, argie dogs doing their thing
>this post is sport related because hunting is a sport
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>>68236335
>>68236373
>>68236440
>kicking the head wouldn't help
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>>68236498
savage
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>>68236500
Is that you?

Nice moves, you showed those niggers how dumb they are.
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>>68236500
>forcing a meme?
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>>68236053

OK, there's no way this guy is natural. I was on the fence for a while but fuck it.
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>>68236613
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>>68236645
>on the fence
have you even seen this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpejbCulbCQ
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>>68236613
I don't think that's a chest compression, that looks more like the uzbekistan wrestler forced the chin of the frenchie against his own neck with the headlock, blocking the blood to the brain.
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>>68236702
I haven't seen the original match, and people were debating what it was, some people thought it was a modified arm triangle/kata , gatame, the guy wrestling so hard that he black out from exhaustion, a chest compression, so far. I could see argments for all 3 honestly, I'm sorta to lazy to rename the file though, but ill keep note.

One thing that is interesting to observe is that the black guy's arm is trapped like an arm triangle, but its really hard to see where the other part of his neck is block to complete the choke, i mean you could complete the blockage with sheer strength which made UZB wrestler fucking strong as hell, but you can also observe that his hips are blocking, but its really hard to generate a strangle from that angle .
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>>68236687
>I have a jaw like that.
..Am I on the gas bros?

Sage is def juicing tho.
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>>68236077
>>68236079
>>68236096
Hey this is just a quick polite reminder that Sage has competed under USADA and found to be completely clean, so your allegations are not only wrong but also carry the wretched stink of jealousy - jealousy of what Our Sage has achieved in his career. Ok.
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>>68236053
Jesus isn't it obvious? The size of his fucking bicep cap? His fucked up looking face? Poor kid was a victim to a psycho father that roided him. Sage might not know it but his dad been slippin him the gas at some point. It's blatant steroid use.
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>>68236903

>GSP was also natty
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>>68236656
The fuck was that? How does this nigger get choked out for 15-20 seconds and the ref not see it?
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>>68236903
THANKS CHAEL
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>>68237009

Not looking for it, the guy shouldn't be choking out his opponent, only move them
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>>68237009
It could be reasoned that he was using that headlock/chinstrap for control, not to choke. It only became an obvious choke at the final seconds of it.
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>68237717
THIS IS MY LAST MEME RESORT
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>>68237717
steph for sure lost his number my man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5IOEvi8uKU

New Fedor free fight
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>>68237975
Does anyone know the song at the beginning of the video?
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>>68237975

Why is the UFC putting out Fedor fights?

we all know he's washed up
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>>68237975
Enae Volare Mezzo by eRa. Pretty damn comfy desu senpai.

Ruskies have pretty comfy music. Kovalev's entrance song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlIIq6pQGLo
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>>68238119
Meant for (You)
>>68238048

>>68238106
He's fighting at EFN against Candolnado. It's going to stream on Fight Pass.
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>>68238106
they might sign him, but they get him fighting on efn anyway, so it's a win win, roll out the old strikeforce and pride videos and use it
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>I rank Fedor
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>>68237860
THIS MEME IS MY LAST RESORT
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>>68238169
>>68238158

Is he worth the money at this point? Strikeforce paid him half a million after LOSING.
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>>68238198
DIG!
BURY MEME
>>
MEME MEME MEME MEME PLEASE UPVOTE ME
>>
MEME
POGOPOGOPOGOPOGO
MEME
POGOPOGOPOGOPOGO
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>>68238217
I PUSH MY MEME INTO MY EYYYYEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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>>68238215
well fedor is eating up all the free fedor money out there, once he wants to fight for what he's worth, and rebuild value to do the same later in life for other promoting venues, he will have to fight in the ufc. he has to beat someone noteworthy, like ben rothwell or even josh burnett to rebuild his mojo
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>>68238119
>>68238158
tanks bruv
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>>68238217
>>68238246
>>68238277
CANT MEME ME UP
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>>68238217
>>68238246
>>68238277
Tower: 4chan
Hoverboard: memes
Person: You
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>>68238314
FACE THE MEME NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS?
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>>68238158
is this a potential spicy can, or another empty one?
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>>68238314
>hoverboard
>it uses wheels
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>>68238335
I've felt the meme rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the meme of leaves...
I wander out where meme can't see...
Inside my meme I wait and meme...

GOODMEME
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>>68238215
Maybe. The Pride ppv was stacked and didn't do well at all. But UFC was doing very well at the time. Hurt them for sure. TV ratings wise it'd be up to. Paired with UFC's great marketing,nostalgia, and the right opponent it could be a great money maker.

From Bloody Cuckbow
>Overall, the Feb. 12 event averaged 741,000 viewers and peaked with 1.1 million for the Antonio Silva vs. Fedor Emelianenko headliner. Both broke Strikeforce's previous bests on Showtime.

>• 741,000 viewers, Strikeforce: Fedor vs Silva (Feb 2011)
>• 561,000 viewers, Strikeforce: Diaz vs. Cyborg (Jan 2011)
>• 517,000 viewers, Strikeforce: Diaz vs. Zaromskis (Jan 2010)
>• 412,000 viewers, Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Werdum (Jun 2010)
>• 367,000 viewers, Strikeforce: Lawal vs. Cavalcante (Aug 2010)
>• 350,000 viewers, Strikeforce: Diaz vs. Noons 2 (Oct 2010)
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>>68238410
No memey, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No memey don't hit me
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>>68237946
What about The Chris?
>>
THANKS FOR THE MEMEORIES EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T SO GREAT
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>>68238552
>>68238485
>>68238485
Let the memes hit the floor
Let the memes hit the floor
Let the memes hit the floor
LET THE MEMES HIT THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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>>68237975
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>>68238314
please darwin do your think
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>>68238527
>>68237717

how come he doesn't take a picture with a fighter under 6'
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reminder that not letting the other fighting bang in a match is a crime of the highest order
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>>68238576
>>68238601

Sometimes I cannot meme this place.
Sometimes it's my meme I can't taste.
Sometimes I cannot meme my face.
You'll never see meme fall from grace

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEME
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Fedor free fight
https://streamable.com/jv1q

Can upload some other free fights if any requests.
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UFC should start a Kickstarter for their Fight Pass site/app. Complete shit design wise.
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>>68238639
They've been promising to release the redesign since like UFC 196
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>>68238594
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jon
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>>68238651
I'm just hoping it gets big enough to where groups like JDownloader support ripping video from it. Couldn't get the Python script that Italybro made to work.
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>>68238628
>>68238601
he he
he he
he he
he he

Another meme, the powers have called me away
Another time to carry the memes again
My motivation, an oath I've sworn to meme
To win the meme of coming back home again
No explanation will matter after we meme
Unlock the dark meme that's buried within
My true vocation, and now my unfortunate meme
You will discover a meme you're unable to meme

>tfw i could do this all day lol

BRING BACK NU-METAL
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>Brock getting tested by USADA
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>>68237975
>Babe Ruth, Pele, Wayne Gretzky, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Muhammad Ali- Fedor Emelianenko
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>>68238717
why does she brace the fall with her face instead of hands
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>>68238672
nu metal + midwest skramz 4 lyfe

this post is heem related
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>>68238752
>>68238752
well you cant talk about music on /mu/ because its the most pretentious board on all of 4chan including /lit/

i find better music recommendations threads on /b/ even though i don't go their anymore

anyways these are just lyrics from walk out songs so its /heem/ related
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>>68238801
>He goes to /b/

Get recs from Daily Threads, Sharethreads, and "listen to the album below you" threads.
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>>68238801
how do you feel about pic related?

i read it recently and identified with it to a painful degree, which i suppose most people who like it do.

to make this heem related, which fighter is the Underground Man? hard mode: no Dom
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>>68238827
i like the part when snape killed gandalf
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>>68238631
Fedor free fight vs mark hunt
https://streamable.com/qcxy

Any requests?
Also is fedor vs semmy schilt worth watching?
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>>68238854
Watching it right now. Fedor is putting on a sambo clinic.
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Just realized that Joe Silva put Mir against Hunt because Hunto has lost to subs a dozen times. He probably thought he could setup a Lesnar-Mir trilogy. Leave it to fat cunt to ruin everything.
>>
When will jacare send bisbong to the hospital and take his belt?
>>
did robbie lawler punch his way out of the womb or something?

the guy is on another level of savage
>>
>Dana White is going full Vince McMan mode and will be getting booed soon when he does press conferences
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>>68236053
>more jacked than the people in his division by a long shot
>steroid family heritage
>people he's not more jacked then pop for roids

don't worry lads, UFC won't let him test positive....just like conor
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>>68238915
He did a lot of PEDs and learned how to steal rounds with 30 second flurries.
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>>68238920
If you boo Dana during a press conference, you won't be invited back.
>>
https://youtu.be/aQiXsEgHZnI?t=61

what did he mean by this?
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>>68238854
Hunto was p. close to putting him away
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>>68238968
Arlovski was too until Fedor slept him.
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>>68238904
or he knew mir coming into a fight in shape is 50/50 and off TRT

mir is fucking lazy dude...there's a reason he hasn't been champ for 5 years straight, and it's because he can't fucking come into a fight in shape

and even when he is, even on fucking roids, he carries an overage of body fat
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>>68238986
>Mir is lazy
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>>68238904
Lesnar will knock him out with this same technique.
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>>68238854
Free fight bisping vs Cung le
http://www.ufc.tv/video/michael-bisping-vs-cung-le-ufc-fight-night
Pulled this up without being logged in on my browser and it started playing
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>>68238981
>that pic

lol sage. too bad those faggots on /r/mma are having a witch hunt on him right now.
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>>68233541
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>>
Daily reminder that Paleo Memeshitter Schaub unironically thinks he is a bad matchup for this man, especially if it goes to the ground.
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>>68239133
>Arlvoski and Browne retire him
>He still thinks he's relevant
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Post your best schaub heems
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>He's not trying to talk shit, be entertaining, or witty. It's just casual conversation to him... "I'll have combo #1 with fries and a coke, and I'll take that man's soul over there."

based mma digest
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>>68239167
We really need to start a petition for Schaub to come back.
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>>68239084
are they trying to bust him for PED usage or something?
>>
>>
>>68239172
someone needs to make a webm of Robbie heeming someone and then they edit in robbie taking there soul like you do in Dark Souls.

even better edit that on the UFC2 webm of Robbie vs Conor.
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>>68239195
No, they're using a video where nothing happened to claim he was sparring too hard and criticizing him for being religious. Typical Reddit faggotry.
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>>68239191

>insta death from the first jab

this is why brendan has his own chin tier at the very bottom, 65% of the people reading this would absolutely heem his ass
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>>68239133
>He thinks Brock is a good fighter
lmao my man
maybe /asp/ is more your speed
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>>68239151
nice
>>
hey
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>>68239305
WOT? YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY, FINISH YA SENTENCE
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Is Lawler natty, heem?
>>
Anyone else have trouble where Fight Pass logs them out if you're not active for 30 minutes?
>>
>>68236165
>>68236238
>>68236293
I love you, Monster!
>>
>>68239320

>rory was 3 minutes away from winning the belt via UD instead broke his nose and quit
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>>68239324
>he unironically pays for fight pass
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>>68239343
this desu, no heart in quitting, no longer my boy
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>>68239347
>implying he's not using a cracked account like everyone else
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>Brock hand-picks his opponent
>will still get heem'd
i can't wait la's
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>>68239256
>UFC Heavyweight champ
>2 title defenses
>NCAA Div. I Champ
>bad fighter

Ok freindo
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>>68239347

thatsfuckingillegal.gif
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>>68239360
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>>68239347
It's like 9 bucks a month and a hell of a lot more convenient to watch old stuff and shit in general

Don't be a criminal
>>
>>68239360
https://youtu.be/kkYC8TBzmmQ?t=1m30s
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>Lawler saying he would take Goob's soul like he's saying it's a sunny day.
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>>68239388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bICBmBVIla8
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>>68239369
>beat a 45 year old LHW for the title
wow you're right man, i'm impressed now, sorry mister
>>
Daily reminder that Hunto got heem'd by someone 100 pounds lighter than him in 18 seconds and will unironically get heem'd by Bork
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>>68239313
i i'm a samurai
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>>68239396

blood for the blood god
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>>68239396
Conor would unironically get a title shot if he beats Diaz, planting the seeds of trash talk now should make for easy pickings for him later
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>>68239405
>Won the highest achievement possible in a sport he didn't get into until he was over 30 years old
>won the world title in 3 fights
>defended the world title twice
>Beat the living shit out of Frank Mir
>Choked out 12-0 Carwin who everyone thought would heem Lesnar

Are you havin a laff m8?
>>
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>>68239409

bork doesn't heem, he powers you down and drops 3 inch hammer fists at your face
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>>68239433
Whoops I meant hunto will unironically get clubbed to death furiously for half a round before mazzagatti stops it
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>he doesn't watch team alpha male radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFSQsjPzWpo
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>>68239396
>Guy doing the interview immediately starts looking for human explanations for that.
>Does not realize Lawler literally means he would rip Goob's soul from bis body.
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>>68239426
He's better than the -average bloke- but he's old and gasses in mandrama performances. I don't think he's got it relative to other HWs, as shit as HW is.
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>JUST
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>>68239448
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>>68239444
All I said was its hilarious that schaub thinks he can heem sword chest himself
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>>68239425
>>68239396
>>68239443
Reminder that The Natural Born Killer Carlos Condit is the current UFC Welterweight Champion of the World.
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>>68239454
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>>68239445
>people still pretending Conor didn't lose on bad cardio
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>>68239426

He was sick as fuck too and 2 of his losses was to an awful ref and a roided overeem. He's more than likely to have been training for this fight for months on steroids and hunt pretty over the hill. I wouldn't even be surprised if hunt took a dive. People saying Bork has no shot is absurd, he's probably a slight to moderate favorite.
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>>68239483

""bad cardio""

I thought he wasn't efficient with his energy, ye?
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>>68239496
Same difference imo
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>>68239442
>tfw I remember buccholz saying that he had cruz figured out a long time ago
>is now headcoach and still couldnt touch cruz
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>>68239508

yeah, he used all his energy trying to finish leather face diaz

>will he hit harder next time?
>will he hit softer next time to conserve energy?

it doesn't matter, he will lose again
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>>68239470
Technically it's Stephen Thompson
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>>68239509
Dillashaw or Faber weren't making adjustments or listening during their fights though
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>>68239521
Conor McGregor
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>>68239492
He has been out for 5 years though
And he's coming back to face Hunt, the type of guy who can end a fight after just one mistake. It'll be interesting, if Bork does win we might see a return, but if he doesn't it'll be sad for all parties involved
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>>68237860
SUFFOCATION. NO MEMEING.
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>>68239442
whos that jap guy
>>
>>68239523
>rematches always go the same
You know what, you're right dude, just ask the current UFC Middleweight champion Luke Rockhold
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>>68239555

>comparing rockhold with diaz

pls m8
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>>68239555
Yeah that's exactly what he said
>>
>>68239554
Teru "I love you my bitches" Ishihara. 135er who loves to FUCK.
>>
>>68239565

bisping didn't blame a lack of energy for getting subbed
>>
>>68239554
the guy from TUF teruto ishihara who heemed that guy at 196
>>
When a fighter publicly states that they aren’t injured it means they are injured but they think it will heal by fight night or they can work through it.
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>>68239045
Free fight shogun vs gono
https://streamable.com/37rq
>>
Which Pride event should I watch?
>>
>>68239442
talking about the nate diaz brawl at 199 at 21 minutes
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>>68239496
Well he had just knocked out aldo in thirteen seconds, I doubt he was training that hard or doing cardio
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>>68239574
Bisping got headbutted, it was disgusting behaviour from Luke. Definitely swayed the fight but based Bisking took it like a Champ, pushed on despite the cheeky loss and showed the world how weak as piss the former Champ was


>>68239584
Spain with the groundbreaking stories
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>>68239604

> I doubt he was training that hard or doing cardio

Yeah you're right, it's not like Nate stepped in on short notice when McGregor was going for history to get that second UFC belt, you're right, he was probably in really poor shape since he just beat Aldo in december.
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>>68239624
Are you seriously trying to say Conor wasn't doing coke and partying like crazy for weeks if not months after that fight?
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>>68239535

It has potential to be a spicy banger my man, Hunt has 2 hands and knows how to throw them for sure.

I doubt ring rust will affect bork very much if at all. He's been working for the WWE and he's been in the gym nearly every day the past 5 years and hooked up with those mandrama supplements.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ4_JVNkytU

Brock is a freak athlete and if hunto doesn't come correct and thinks this is a joke like Rockhold did he is going to get his shit pushed in.
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>>68239442
Do Garbrandt's feet touch the floor?
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>>68239607
>people ACTUALLY THINK Bisping is gonna hold the belt
lmao this meme is very short-lived
>>
What is Mark Hunts most impressive victory?

What is Brock Lesnars most impressive victory?
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>>68239634

Are you seriously trying to say he didn't take the fight seriously?

>it's all part of the plan..
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>>68239521
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>>68239589
Nice fight lad
>>68239624
Yeah bro those Diaz bros are never on shape
Conor should've walked through that goof with his insane cardio advantage
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>>68239604
He bought into his own meme. He thought he could legit knock out anybody and everybody so he threw a lot into some of his strikes hoping for the finish. When it didn't come he sort of lost himself.
I don't know if Goobs power is all it's cracked up to be anyway, Diaz was mostly unphased and even Mendes said he's not so much powerful as he is accurate.
If he does win the Diaz rematch, then all power to him man, that'd be a damn impressive feat. Diaz is no pushover and while he's not a natural Welterweight, he's still a legit fighter and it'd be a great showing of determination from Goobs part.

>>68239636
Getting into a WWE ring isn't quite the same is it lad. I think rust will play a factor.
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>>68239624
>it's a /heem/poster visibly triggered by Conor episode
relax la'
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>>68239646
>Are you seriously trying to say he didn't take the fight seriously?

well gee, he was in LA, which is a far ways away from his gym in Ireland, he trains with literal who's the entire time he's in LA (still does lol).....and he was tired coming into the 2nd round without having to cut weight....

so yeah, the nigga wasn't really giving 100%
>>
>>68239521
codies gf isnt that great desu
>>
>>68239655

>Conor should've walked through that goof with his insane cardio advantage

cringe.

are you trying to tell me there was no mcgregor hype? diaz was the favorite even, nobody expected poor old conor to compete
>>
>>68239523
He will hit harder, but less often.
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>>68239442
23:30 They talk about an exchange between Garbrandt and Cruz. They had a stare down and Cruz started roasting him for tats.
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>>68239646
Yes that's exactly what I'm saying.
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>>68239658
>while he's not a natural Welterweight
walks around at 185-190 pounds
>>
who saw my Dom Cruz older brother meme? i thought it was bretty denk t b h
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>>68239668

>so yeah, the nigga wasn't really giving 100%

kek, it's almost like hindsight is 20/20 you goof
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>>68239687
it was p gay
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>>68239646
They say anything desu
People around me say the same thing but for different reasons. They think he was messing around in the Octagon and lost because he was showboating. I don't know what fight they saw but they all seem to agree on that.

The only real "showboating" Conor did was his stupid meme kicks, which no doubt didn't help his cardio
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>>68239636
>comparing mandrama shape to MMA shape
they literally have "restholds" in mandrama
and Brock gasses out in a few of the mandrama matches i've seen of his
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>>68239674
>oooh tough guy using cuss words
>oooh tough guy getting tattoos

Cruz is so based
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>>68239675

well, you're bretty bretty dumb then

i bet you're the type of guy who only loses when you "don't take it serious"
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>>68239700
>they literally have "restholds" in mandrama
He's never seen Hendricks-Lawler II
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>>68239695
get it? cause he had a tribal tattoo.
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>>68239700

>yfw they have breaks in the fight between rounds
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>>68239691
>kek, it's almost like hindsight is 20/20 you goof

actually I was the one here shit talking his training and the fact he never trains hard, never wrestles hard and never has a fucking gi on training classic BJJ which has only proven over and over and over again to at the very least, be an effective way to NOT get your ass kicked on the ground...

anyone who's trained can tell you that not putting any wear/tear on your body by not training hard knows that you won't get better

plus, who's going to make him better? artem? literally handed the opportunities more than once and he's shit, peter mcqueely or w/e? jon kavaghnah who's like the only black belt in ireland under who?

his training partners are fucking jokes, and if they're not going 100% he's not getting much out of them
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>>68239707
It's called b8 lad, Canada's doing the same but that's just in his genes.

>i bet you're the type of guy who only loses when you "don't take it serious"
As a side note, screw that shit. Hate people who pull that card after you beat them.
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>>68239700
>gasses out

literally happens in 80% of MMA fights....
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>>68239724

so you're basically saying him training in Iceland isn't a good thing? you're contradicting the argument
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>>68239671
>>68239691
>>68239707
Being this assblasted you got btfo
Cool your autism bro, I'm sure everyone on r/mma agrees with you
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>>68239732

yeah, I know.

>>68239740

k, enjoy conor's return lad
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Wanderlei is showing 12 out of the 15 signs of brain damage and memory loss.
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>>68239733
Yeah, and then they lose, that's the point
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>>68239749
why does conor trigger you so much la'
a small irishman gets you angry, isn't that silly to you?
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>>68239442

>fight between camps

TAM would have been eaten alive.

>unofficial thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9iDTA27Yq4
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>>68239763

you seem salty friend, lose my number
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>>68239736
>so you're basically saying him training in Iceland isn't a good thing?

I'm talking about before Iceland, and he was there what? 2-3 weeks?

tell me which BJJ black belt and pro boxer or kickboxer he was working with though...I'll wait

>>68239758
>then they lose
actually they both gas out and one wins and it's a shitty fight, like jones and cormier 1 where they clinch wrestled for 5 rounds
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>>68239775

>tell me which BJJ black belt and pro boxer or kickboxer he was working with though...I'll wait

I'm sure you know the answer, Canada.

Let me ask you something, how long is his cock?
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>>68239765
would they lose the brawl by split decision?
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>>68239454
>clock choke

what in the fuck
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>>68234249
no
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>>68239775
>>68239789

let me clarify

his iceland training was a joke, he worked with bums and 1 UFC fighter

and before that, before the diaz fight he was doing low impact mevment and no hard grappling...and training striking with peter queerly and artem

his BJJ coach kavanagh is a black belt under a literal who

so my point is, if his training partners aren't pushing him 100%, he's not getting better, because it's not like artem fucking lobov has any tips to give him, or peter queerly

If he wanted to get better, he'd go see ernesto hoost, or bas rutten or jackson/wick or randy couture, or a non gracie BJJ black belt who's actually brazilian because I doubt any gracie would train him to fight nate or train him after.........fuck even the fucking hammer house would teach him how to properly be in shape and wrestle

he goes to see freddie roach...as a publicity stunt...let that sink in for a minute.....after getting out boxed.....he didn't even seriously train with him, back to sparring on the rooftop with someone's 43 year old dad....

he's getting by on sheer talent and athleticism in the grand scheme of things, he'll never be dominant and reign supreme because he doesn't train with anyone who's going to make him better
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This Alpha Male podcast is great. Cody is talking about his potential like he didn't barely slip past Marcus Brimage. Can't wait to see him get his shit pushed in.
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>>68239824

>canada's wall of text includes zero penis measurements

figures, anyway, yeah maybe he can learn how to outbox nate in a few months
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>>68239824
>ernesto hoost, or bas rutten or jackson/wick or randy couture

He could get into much better circles than that.

>>68239851

Conor could outbox either Diaz with 6 months of Mayweather's camp.
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>>68239851

not training with people who are shittier than nate

that's the difference between him and nate

nate trains with better boxers than he himself is, thus when he gets into the "octagon" whoever he's facing is a fucking chump compared to the pro boxers, so if anyone wants to stand and spicy bang it's nothing he hasn't seen

lol conor and that lil bolo uppercut he does...
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>>68239907

>Conor could outbox either Diaz with 6 months of Mayweather's camp.

almost seems as if he's fukt
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>>68239907
>He could get into much better circles than that.

vos gym in holland?

w/e thai place is #1 in thailand?

what about judo dojo in france/japan?

>Mayweather's camp.
why doesn't he train with mayweather that's a good point
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is the new fighter and the kid worth listening?
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>>68239521
isnt that mendes
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>>68239943

yeah
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Ramadan reminder to be careful.
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>>68239941
any old eps aren't worth listening to either
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>>68239521
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>>68239806
pussy
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>>68240006
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Lightweight Champ 2017
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>>68240025
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SHOTS FIRED
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>>68240052
I didn't mean it but keep the free (You) Ameribro

>>68240058
>my division
>Last fight was a loss
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Nate Diaz trains with:

Andre Ward - olympic gold medalist, former WBA and WBC super middleweight champion

Joe Schilling - Former interim LHW & Super middleweight muay thai world champion, former Glory middleweight champion

Kron Gracie - ADCC bronze & gold medalist

Jake Shields - ADCC bronze medalist, pan-ams BJJ gold medalist, 2x all-american wrestler, former Strikeforce middleweight champion

Nick Diaz - Former Strikeforce middleweight champion

Gilbert Melendez - 2x Strikeforce Lightweight champion


Conor McGregor trains with:

Artem Lobov
Ido Portal
John Kavanagh
Gunnar Nelson - 2x pan-ams jiu jitsu gold medalist, jiu-jitsu world championship silver medalist
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>>68240027

he looks like a piranha, slender head and shit
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>>68240079
thx
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>>68240094

>and the fight will be decided standing

how is conor favored again?
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>>68240094
so a bunch of has been ped you users

comparted to
>artem 'long hand' lobov
>the master of movement
>gunna 'jitz' nelson

lol
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>>68233914
Fuck you with your fantasy filename, Vaseline Captain.
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>>68240111
He's not. Point is nate has a lot better team and camp.
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>>68240094
why doesn't conor go to jackson wink and become a real beast
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>>68234199
respect me as a woman
LOOK AT MY ASS!
respect me as a woman
LOOK AT MY ASS!
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>>68240132
you mean a crappy point striker?
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>>68240129

>even money

conor opened as the favorite
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>>68234259
well, 'roids give you heart disease...
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>>68240137
RESPECT MY ASS
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>>68240141
>crappy
a god point striker yes, its what he needs
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>>68234585
she's kinda hot
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>>68239798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qmq81d5X0M

In sub grappling its called clock choke
the judo name is Koshi Jime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TihIlJ2Re0c
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>>68240160
nah i prefer he stay a knock out artist thanks

i don't need a miniature jbj
>>
How would Rich Piana have done against Hong Man Choi?
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>>68239938

If I had that kind of pull I'd try to get Saenchai on the line for MT, Floyd for boxing, Gatsalov for wrestling and Garry Tonon for BJJ without question.
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Who should Nick fight next, heem?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10433548/
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>>68240209
Maia
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>>68240209
Someone who has been losing. Maybe Matt Brown.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BGa4IIXrg_r/

For the blood orc
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>>68240222
Why? Demian's on a good win streak, shouldn't he get a tittle shot?
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>>68240228
Holy shit man

I swear he usually comes across as calm and actually normal in his interviews, is the inner Orc taking control of him now?

What pisses me off is this is going to cue a lot of shit talking from Goobs end when he really has no right to do so
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>>68240242
Thompson should if he wins
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>>68240225
I'd love that fight, that's pretty great actually
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>Conor wins at 202

He saves face by defeating the guy who beat him and can happily return to memeing up 155/170 while relinquishing the fw belt.

>Conor loses at 202

He's done, retires in the cage and relinquishes the fw belt after the event, then goes on to become a failed movie star until a drug addiction forces him into working a literal shit-tier plumbing job in ohio

Conor's body isn't physically capable of cutting to 145 again. Conor vs Edgar/Aldo 2 will never happen.
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>>68240228
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>>68240228
Woodley's sphincter puckered.
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>>68240248
>is going to cue a lot of shit talking from Goobs end when he really has no right to do so
that's all what he's been doing after the loss.
>>
You now remember Frankie Edgar
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>>68240258
He can definitely do it with these new weigh in standards. He'll weigh in early and rehydrate before the press even sees him.
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>>68240290
>>68240270
dude get a proxy or something. that red butthole flag of yours is just gonna get you poo in the loo
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>>68240313

the new standards would help if he hadn't gained as much muscle as he has
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>>68240322
Bangbro's been around for a while you faggot, no one give him shit because he's cool.
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>>68240323
You are crazy if you think a professional fighter can't make weight with all of the resources and incentives available to them.
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>>68240094
you forgot peter mcqueerly or w/e

the guy whos always seen holding the mitts, that's important la'

>>68240193
isn't eddie bravo in LA? fuck, he's a brown belt any black belt is the same level as kavangh
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>>68240228
Forever MY BOY

Just hope he doesn't deteriorate with all these wars but damn is he one hell of a fighter
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>>68240329

Not him, not that cut, not anymore.
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>>68240327
kek the immigrant poo in the loo defends the native poo in the loo. please leave EU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R08z0PIUUNA

yfw "it's just a cut"
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>>68240339
It's a 25 pound cut from what he stepped in the ring at last fight. He's built like a manlet. He'll have months on months to do it. Stop memeing.
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>>68240353

>stop memeing

please, he looks thin at 168.
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>>68240345
bangbro posts pictures of cute stray pups and that makes him alright in my books
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>Brock comes out, waiting for Hunt
>suddenly, everything goes dark
>this starts playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDy34DuypA
>yfw
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>>68238743
she realised too late
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>>68240376
>match about to begin
>Dana's music hits
>Grabs mic from Buffer
>"this is now a No Holds Barred match where soccer kicks and groin shots are legal"
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>>68240330

SBJ is mid-tier at best unless he's stuck in Ireland. Eddie knows his shit but I wouldn't camp with him.

>reminder that Thailand is full of killers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP1XLrWPTSU
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>>68240345
That's not even good bants ffs put some effort into it
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>>68239201
almost blocked it
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>>68240393

I'm just saying Bravo is step up above his current BJJ

Werdum has a gym in LA....Black Top in San Diego, maybe LA too

Fuck even city boxing in SD has a carlson gracie BJJ teacher
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>>68236053

What if he's natural but is such a freak because he was conceived while his dad was full of high quality steroids making him an übermensch.... Has he fought under usada rules? Or nah? I can't remember
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>>68240228

mister lawler, you wanted a three egg omelet, apple cider and his soul? alright sir, haha, we'll get that right out to ya
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>>68239442
Jesus christ what a little faggot "No love" is. I hope he never gets close the title.
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>>68240393
Saenchai in Glory now, fuck yeah.

Just need to sign Yods now and have him finally fight Sittichai.
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>200 is 200
>202 has Conor
>201 becomes the literally who cares card

My boy deserves better than this, I'm half inclined to think Dana did it on purpose because Robbie might have got pissed he's getting Woodley when all these other fights are up in the air.
I remember Rockhold saying something like "no one wants to be on 199", only for him to become the main event so it wouldn't be too surprising. I just hope Lawler doesn't sleep on Woodley, or Goobs if somehow that fight does happen
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>>68240345
whoa simmer down my turkish newfriend, and welcome to /heem/

we also have a resident omanbro who posts here so don't be surprised if you see that flag either
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>>68240438
They also carefully pushed in the MM fight there too. Uncle Dana is a genius.
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>>68240383
>moves away from the mic but you can still hear
>"someone throw in a ladder and a couple of folding chairs in there"
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>>68240438

Woodley might unironically win if Robbie is too flat footed
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>>68240393
does anyone big camp with edgy brah?
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>>68238527

>take pic with steph
>lose belt

He just takes the essence off others, that's why he's so good but short as fuck tell bisbong to steer clear
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>>68240467
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>>68240416
USADA a joke for seasoned roiders

>http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2015/9/9/9271811/can-boxing-trust-usada
>>
Ffs
>>
i thought nips were good at running things...
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>>68239751
he probably gave much more brain damage to others desu
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>>68239751

actually it's 15, he couldn't remember the other 3
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>mfw I realized Conor is the natty GOAT
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>>68240498
I've had this article bookmarked for ages but haven't got round to reading it until now.

Can anyone remember when GSP and Hendricks were set to fight. One of them wanted VADA and the other wanted USADA, who wanted which?
>>
Best fighters under 25?

Also, Holloway would beat Conor in a rematch.
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>>68240694
>mfw I realized Bisping is the natty GOAT
FTFY
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>>68240620
The other day he put a sticky on /v/ asking them to create rules. It got over 8000 replies and only 2 from Hiro himself. One of which was simply to say the posts are too fast and he can't read them all.
It had over 2000 unique IP's though, vidya is far bigger than I thought
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>>68240731
Alright, starting the official list of fighters with their own fucking name tatted on them.

Max Holloway
Conor McGregor
Cub Swanson
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>>68240731

Angela Lee and her brother.
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>>68240767
Bigfoot Silva

>>68240731
Yair Rodriguez
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>>68240094
Kavanagh is kinda legit as well. At least his BJJ lineage is.
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>>68233405
>>68233405

FIRST FOR THE KHORNATE PRINCE RAPING AND TAKING CONOR'S SOUL

ALL HAIL LAWLER

BLOOD ORK BLOOD PRINCE

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>68239442

the constant fucking snacking while talking is annoying as fuck. you are on a "radio" so stop fucking eating faggots
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>>68241049
rogaine addressed this on the latest fight companion. having people chew and slurp in your headphones is revolting
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>>68241105
>tfw Rogaine is leaving UFC
I need him mane
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>>68240636
I'm sure that will make his loved ones feel better when he snaps and kills himself from cte
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>>68240731
>le hawiian stand and bang last 10 seconds man

if he tried that shit with the GOAT his head would be splattered on the canvas
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>>68241190
you actually think McGregor would have the cardio to throw bangers after 15 minutes of fighting?
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>>68241005
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https://youtu.be/wslYEM9ZoQQ?t=2m11s

Remember when Pigg Rigg got BTFO by Dana

>muh 75% power
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>>68241384
DDAAAMMNNNN
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>>68236053

His dad probably tells him it's Captain American juice and not steroids.

>Sage probably believes it
>>
>>68240731

Him, Garbrandt, Almeida.... literally no one else
>>
>>68241384
Still can't believe that Thompson finished Hendricks in the first round. I feel like having the belt robbed from him twice has really broken him.
>>
>>68241620

57-0
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>>68241635
>losing to Matt Brown
>>
>yo, what is that UFC thing you always watch, recommend me some fights

What fight do you recommend?
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>>68241662
rosholt v struve
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>>68241662
Gilbert Melendez/Diego Sanchez
>>
>>68241662
Brian Ebersole vs. T.J. Waldburger
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>>68241662
jbj vs gus
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Hey Chaps, Mike here

Just dropping by to say heem is love, heem is life, and Luke's a bitch who can't handle spice

Have a good one gents cheers
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>>68241744
delete that now!
>>
KEK, imagine if a 46 year old Dan Henderson became the Middleweight champ before the end of 2016
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>>68241747
I love you. I've loved you since TUF. I bet $200 on you to win against Rockhold. I never doubted it for a second. You are my one and only boy.
>>
>>68241749
it was a good fight mate
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>>68241776
Amazing fight tbqh
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>>68241662

aldo vs mendes 2
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Jon Jones VS Chuck Liddell, who wins?

I say chuck gets heemed into his coffin, right next to his mohawk's.
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>>68241773

>there are """"""""""people"""""""""" in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't have based Bisping as their prime boy
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>>68240418
is that yung lean
>>
>>68241827
They are chumps who need to shut up about their fuccbois, cause they are suspended.
>>
in the last year:

>Ronda btfo
>Bisping beats Silva
>Conor btfo
>Silly Dilly btfo
>Piss Widemens btfo
>Bisping btfos Rockhold and is now champ
>Hendo beheads that faggot Hector Lombard
>That Magny vs Lombard fight
>Rose molesting and abusing Paige bloodily

What a time to be alive
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>>68241885
indeed, my former colonial overlord.
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>>68241662

Hunt vs Bigfoot 1
Shogun vs Hendo 1 and 2
Fronkie vs Maynard, 2 of them but cant remember which 2
Griffin vs Bonnar
Erick Silva vs Matt Brown
Thiago Tavares vs Brian Ortega
>>
well, my prediction for Conor that he would get heemed by RDA -> Frankie -> Nate didn't happen,

Now it seems like it will be Nate -> Nate -> Frankie
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>>68241747
thanks for dropping by buddeh
>>
>>68241662

Cain vs Big foot 2
Trigg vs Hughes 2
Lawler Macdonald 2
Aldo vs Mendes 2
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>>68241942

Would have loved to see that match too, RDA is such a bad match for Conor, he would have got thrown about like a bag of butts
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>>68241981

Mir vs Bork 2. I knew I was forgetting something
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>>68241380
>>
Anyone else hate Eddie "The Steroid" Alvarez?
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>>68242031

>Kike is just a common nickname for people named "Enrique" or "Carlos Enrique". Just like Nick for Nicolas, for example
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>>68242105
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Is there anything quite like seeing a spicy banger live heem?
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claudia better win
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The most punchable face ever
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>>68242228
His dad's face is way more punchable. In my opinion!
>>
did paige vanzant die?
>>
>>68241827


he was my prime boy since memeing all over Anderoid Silva for 5 round, it's crazy how he's surged now that the division is more or less natty
>>
let me bang bro
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>>68242228

le big smiley nostril man

even his nostrils are smiling
>>
>>68242410
>>68242410
>>68242410

NEW THREAD

>>68242410
>>68242410
>>68242410
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>>68238924
Conor is not on roids..
The dude is the most tested guy in his division by a longshot.
>>
>>68244344

>what are designer ped's
>what is micro dosing
>>
>>68244682
>What is evidence
Burden of proof lies with the claimant.
"What is asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof"
>>
>>68244914

I didn't realize we were in court. I don't see why it is such a big deal anyway. It's just naive to think an elite level pro athlete is not taking PEDs. Time and time again athletes have proved they will take anything for an edge. Fucking disabled ping pong players get popped lmao.
>>
>>68245053
Saying someone is on PEDs is a legal accusation since taking PEDs is against Company rule AND law.
And you thought it was big enough of a deal to reply and call me naive for demanding proof.
>>
>>68245213

You're on steroids.
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