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/heem/: mike pyle edition


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Previous thread: >>68218085

News:

>Nordine Taleb injured, out of UFC FN 90 bout with Alan Jouban
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11879996/nordine-taleb-injured-out-of-ufc-fight-night-90-bout-with-alan-jouban

>Brock Lesnar entered into USADA testing pool
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11879942/brock-lesnar-entered-into-usada-testing-pool-in-advance-of-ufc-200

>UFC 201 tickets on sale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-201-tickets-on-sale-this-week-354-gets-you-cageside-for-atlantas-pair-of-title-fights

>Nick Hein vs Tae Hyun Bang added to UFN FN Hamburg
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nick-hein-gets-home-bout-in-germany-meets-tae-hyun-bang-at-ufc-fight-night-in-hamburg

>TSUUUU man is being careful
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/8/11879126/khabib-has-instagram-chat-with-cristiano-ronaldo-ufc-mma
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sloppy seconds for schaub
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Who /GODELHA/ here?

Joanna sucks and her meme defensive wrestling will fail her. She also looks like a pile of wet butterscotch dog shit.
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>ywn be a paid Zuffa shill
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5th for my boy forever Dominick Cruz.
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>>68223934

you will NEVER be friends with my boi Dom

he has evolved beyond your petty social interactions
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>>68223923
I'm an unpaid Zuffa shill.
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>>68223968
its real to me dammit
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Why shouldn't Cruz be p4p #2?
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Joanna is gonna KO Memedelha
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Will you cry when Chris heems Bisping at MSG?
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>>68224001
DJ and Cruz should both be above Jones. His resume is a bunch of over the hill Pride fucks.
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>>68224019
Yes. My boy back on top.
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>mfw somebody says a cuss word
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>>68224001
cuz DJ is a memefighter in a supermeme division and they need to do everything they can to make him credible as a scary fighter so he can sell more than 100k
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>>68224001

he was sick and only able to fight 3 times in the last 5 years until now. he'll be #2 within 2 years believe you me

>tfw if Jones loses to DC my boy Dom could be #1P4P

my dick is diamonds
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>>68224001
Cruz should be #1 p4p. Cucked Mighty Meme even with a broken hand, so they made a new weight class for him to fight in.
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Great fight desu
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>>68223858
>you'll never heem peru

why even breathe?
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>>68224088
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc
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>>68224112
he better walkout to this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y88dQBN3P4k
00:35
Is there a fighter more cucked than luke cockhold? lmao
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10433548
http://www.strawpoll.me/10433548
http://www.strawpoll.me/10433548
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Ramadan just started. Be careful, lads.
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>>68224148

>these 2 phonies will never be your boys

feels good senpai
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>>68224229
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>>68224288
DC seems pretty cool desu, just keep him away from Jones and he is a great guy
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>>68224229
>People voting DJ #1
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>>68224330
>Better division than Jones
>More active than the decisionator
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>>68224229
>DJ as number 1 p4p
shiggy diggy doo
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Jones is overrated.
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>>68224307
He's a mandrama fan, it's hard to take him seriously.
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>daily reminder that you could have actually been Dom's friend in REAL LIFE if you went and stuck by him through his recovery

>daily reminder he could have thanked you instead of his corporate overlord

>daily reminder you could have saved punished Dom

why haven't you killed yourself?
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>>68224392
Yep. MW and up are embarrassing.
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>>68224255
Would heem/10
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>>68224416
don't see anything wrong with that desu

>implying ufc isn't fixed
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Which fighter would you like to see die in a car accident /heem/?
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>>68224356
>Better division
That manlet has to fight Cruz again because he's irrelevant
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>>68224423

he doesn't need friends, movement will never leave him
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>>68224496
125 is irrelevant by default. Still a deeper weight class with younger talent. The winner of DJ-Cruz II will be the new GOAT.
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>>68224511
His knees disagree
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>>68224423
the hope that one day ill get to make up to Dominick and be boys with him.
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>>68224542

>implying my boys will ever fight each other again

watch your mouth or ill heem you into a real dog
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Cruz has 3 wins over 5 years against a 38 year old bantamweight, a guy who beat up a shot Barao, and a Japanese wrestlefucker.
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lads.....
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So, who's going to heem Cruz?
I say Cody
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>>68224622
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NATTY GOAT
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Now that Pettis has moved down to featherweight, would you guys say that featherweight is more stacked than welterweight?
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>>68224634
>Cody
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>>68224634
Have you seen Cody's fights? He got outboxed by Marcus Brimage and was 30 seconds away from losing the decision. He needs a lot more time.
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>>68224229
Why Cruz? Are you implying hes in the top 3 p4p?
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>>68224622
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>>68224600
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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>>68224710
DJ, Cruz, and Jones are who I most see mentioned. Who would you throw in?
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How do we fix amateur MMA?
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>>68224634
for sure caraway
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>>68224744
by going to your local Indian reservation and supporting the tribes. The injuns are a huge proponent of amature MMA and any money directed at them help a lot of local fighters, promoters develop.
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>>68224738
Don't respond to Bulgaria, he's legit retarded.
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>>68224634
Kek Cody will get BTFO
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>>68224744
Wait for the sport to expand enough to where it fixes itself.
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>>68224738
the NATTY GOAT Michael Bisping
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>>68224738
DC easily.
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>>68224600

>daily reminder

Cruz won all 5 (five) rounds against Mighty Mouse.

Cruz won all 5 (five) rounds against the best Faber we have ever seen.

Cruz straight KO'd Mizu in the 1st (first) round.

Cruz beat TJD after 2 (two) years of recovery.
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>>68224744
fully nude W"""MMA""" """""""fights""""""""
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>>68224744
whats broken about amateur MMA?
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>>68224755
Cruz beats him in every way
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>>68224622
Shame her face is covered. The big nose makes her stripper hot desu
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>>68224255
what did she mean by this?
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>>68224787
> Daily reminder
Cruz is a fucking meme
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>>68224786
>Hendo
>le I made you cry man
>le no BJJ man
>le can't beat black fighters man
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>>68224634
>thinking a green kid can /heeem/ the most intelligent fighter that has ever stepped into the octagon

Hope you put a lot of money on cody if that fight ever happen.
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>>68224804
It doesn't really lead into professional mma all that well and every fight is a mismatch. A guy at my gym that's only been training for about 8 months has a fight coming up with a BJJ brown belt with several kickboxing matches under his belt.
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>>68224801
Ultimate Surrender should be the next big MMA league, have it team up with Bellator or hell UFC, Imagine Holly Holmes in fucking machines. Cyborg in Group Gang Bangs
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>>68224837
>beats everyone while not having traned and having an injury
>a meme
thats not how it works m8
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>>68224837
>never lost @135
>came back from career ending injuries after more than 3 years on the sidelines to retake his belt against a roided kid that was peaking
>literally the most intelligent MMA fighter ever
>/heeem/ as fuck

you're a meme
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>>68224859
So how do you fix that? I mean the BJJ guy sounds like he needs someone his level, but there probably wasn't. Same with your guy. I mean the problem then is we need more people in amateurs. So i guess the answer is why aren't more people actually training?

why doesn't /heem/ train MMA?
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>>68224786
Im surprised DC isn't more highly rated by people. He was undefeated at heavyweight, has cleaned out light heavyweight of anyone decent besides Jones, and his only loss was a close decision to one of the current p4p bests. If it wasn't for Jon Jones, DC would be the greatest light heavyweight of all time.
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>>68224859
This. You need some experienced people around you to help you navigate the ammy and regional pro scene.

But why would you let your 8 month guy take on a brown belt with kickboxing experience?
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>>68224846
Ok? Whatever that's supposed to mean.
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>>68224920
>He was undefeated at heavyweight, has cleaned out light heavyweight
he dec'd top 10 guys at HW(inb4 bigfoot)
comp at LHW is already shit so not really an acomplishment
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>>68224940
hes saying that he just beat those
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Rockhold vs Bisping was an early stoppage tbqh

I think Rockhold could've rallied, he was just gathering his strength for a moment before getting up to his feet

Refs are so quick to stop fights these days, it's really affecting the sport
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>>68224859
Sounds like it isn't a problem with amature MMA scene but whoever is coaching and managing your buddy, and plus its your buddy's fault for agreeing. If you have a good manager they don't set you up to fail like that. If i was your buddy i dump my coach and manager ASAP.
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>>68224861
>Holmes
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>>68224912
Not enough good teachers. Out of the few places to train here in 29 palms maybe 1 is legit no bullshit
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>>68224912
More people would help, but there really needs to be more quality control. Both guys have never fought mma before, but there's an obvious and wide gape in skill. I feel like if there were more incentives to fightin ammy before moving on to pro the problem would fix itself.
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>>68224977
>Rockhold vs Bisping was an early stoppage
Shouldn't you be putting out fires, Steven?
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>>68224977
0.32/10
apply yourself
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>>68224977
Are you serious? if he stopped it before the 2nd knockdown, maybe but after that, my boy was hitting him with fucking bombs and would have continued to do so
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>>68224951
Being dominant in HW and LHW is way more impressive than what Cruz has done.Maybe if he beat Barao before TJ got to him and beat TJ decisively he would be in the discussion.
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>>68224992
Cali has a really legit amature MMA scene though two of the best amature MMA scenes are in california and probably the midwest (MI, IL)
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>>68225037
>bisbong is his boy
>check flag
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>>68224977
>its a sweden tries to banter and goof it up completely episode
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>amature

IT'S SPELLED AMATEUR YOU RETARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68225052
tfw cub swanson and Dan henderson train within 20 miles of me and I will never see them
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>>68224951
He was the strikeforce heavyweight champion and outwrestled Barnett. People were calling him Black Fedor for a while.
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When is /heem/ going to get serious and crack down on bullying?
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>>68225009
>>68225026
>>68225037
Come on, does this look like a defeated man? He looks so relaxed, he was barely affected. The only reason he went down was because of a slip.
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Lads, I've made a horrible mistake and let myself get way outta shape.

I used to be a ripped 160lbs years ago, now I'm 200lbs with a big belly.
How do I rectify this?
Should I lift weights and try to get a bigger frame like those chads on the bachelorette? Should I just focus on cardio for a while?
What do?
Also, anyone else having papa john's for dinner?
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>>68225059
>not having atleast 1 international boy
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>>68225084
so are you and your bud mainly grapplers like wrestlers, even though the guy he is facing is a brown belt in BJJ, i mean its still a MMA match, couldn't he just wrestle fuck him and lay on top of him for an ugly win? Or are you guys mainly strikers? like maybe have that puncher's chance?
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>>68225050
>Being dominant in HW and LHW is way more impressive
mfw

>>68225088
did you know that he replaced overeem for the bigfoot fight? he basicly only fought bigfoot and barnett for that 'tournament' belt
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>>68225097
Arms down eating clean punches? Yeah, thats pretty defeated.
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>>68225108
Get on the bike in the sauna. Just cut 30lbs and don't put them back on.
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>>68225108
Fat loss should be your primary goal first. Get healthy, get a decent aerobic base, then push yourself to get fit.

Don't put any absurd stress on your heart by trying to work out as intensely as you did when you were 160.
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>>68225084
>not going up to hendos gym and thanking him for his service
are you even american
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>>68225108
I'll have some papa J's with you, Johny
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>>68225133
Cruz' best "win" was """"""""""""beating"""""""""""""" TJ so yeah.
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>>68225123
Our gym is mainly BJJ and Muay Thai. My buddy's basically outmatched in every way. We've been focusing on MMA specific stuff on the hopes that he can be better in the transitions than the other guy is.
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>>68225108
cover up in some plastic bags, go for a run, make sure you sweat a lot

make sure you dont drink water in between

after you're soaked hit the sauna for 2 hours

if you're still alive after this you can weigh yourself
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>>68225156
I'd drool over his daughter and get utterly heemed

>>68225123
I'm not the same guy you were talking to
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>>68225188
we'll see about that in a year or two buddy
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>>68225059
How many times I gotta remind you Americans are the biggest bandwagoners on earth?
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>tfw it's literally impossible to learn wrestling after high school
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>>68225253
>falling for the wrestling meme
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>>68225248
Fuck off, nerd. the only time bisping wasn't my boy was when he was fighting Hendo
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>>68225192
The opponent is a bjj brown belt. That guy will have better transitions.

Maybe if your buddy is objectively more athletic he can create something during the scrambles. But the opponent is most likely going to fight tight and technical and leave no opportunity for your buddy to force a scramble. Just back out now.
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>>68225097
Are you an actual retarded person?
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>mfw I realized Conor will KO nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
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>tfw my dad could heeem every here
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>>68225300
his nose is huge
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>>68225302
>tfw my dad could heem your dad
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>>68225279
>implying you were watching mma then

So not only are you a bandwagoner, you're a casual as well.
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>>68225300
Realistically, which of the top 10 welterweights could McGregor take? Not Rory , Hendricks, or lawler that's for sure
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>>68225350
>Realistically, which of the top 10 welterweights could McGregor take?
all of them
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>>68225344
Fite me
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>>68225108
Can you convert muscle to fat by lifting weights?

And at least if you do body weight lifts you'll be a lot stronger than you were.
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>>68225350
Awesome b8!
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All (you) fishing aside, I genuinely believe Adam Milstead vs Chris de la Rocha was an early stoppage, for these reasons:

de la Rocha was mid-counter as the fight was stopped
de la Rocha was not rocked or wobbly
de la Rocha was definitely losing, however, that isn't a reason to stop a fight, he was clearly still in the fight and defending himself

Just look at the webm, that's nowhere near Bisping-Rockhold or Dillashaw-Barao or whatever else you want to look at

Rocha is THROWING A COUNTER as the fight was stopped

Incredibly poor reffing IMO, can't just stop a fight because a guy is losing decisively, he might've been able to turn it around
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>>68225253
I am speaking as a highschool wrestling coach, if you're an adult and you want to get into wresting, either contact the local highschool wrestling coach and network from there, either they'll know of MMA gyms, or smaller grappling clubs that focus on wrestling. A lot of have to keep our skills sharpen through those clubs or doing clinics.
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>>68225350
Lol, did you really expect a legit answer from that guy?
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>jon
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>>68224835


that meat is murder
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>>68225288
>>68225192
Hope the brown belt doesn't like being punched in the face, and just pin him against the cage and punch him in the face a lot. Hope that the judges give it to your bud.
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>>68225390
>b8
>Conor wouldn't get completely heemed by Hendricks or literally raped by Demian Maia
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>>68225394
Even if you're fighting back, a ref can still stop it. His job is to protect the fighter. You can throw counters and still be getting heemed. Honestly blame the corner for not throwing in the towel.
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>>68225396
>I am speaking as a highschool wrestling coach

fag
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>>68224920

Like you said he's overshadowed by Jones. Also his win against Gus was split (if anything Gus is by far the most underrated LHW), Hendo was way over the hill, same with Mir and other recognized fighters. A lot of his other wins are people with bad records and he was soundly picked apart when he lost to Jones (when Gus pushed Jones to his limit). He hasn't fought some of the newer faces like OSP. He really needed a clear win against Gus or a closer (or won) fight against Jones to cement himself as an all time great.

Good news is he's getting another chance at UFC 200, he better empy his clip on this one.
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>>68225414
I mainly wanted fun scenarios from /heem/
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>>68225448
you're welcome.
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>>68225489
Apology accepted.
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>>68225396
Thanks, I'll try that. I really missed my chance when I graduated 3 years ago
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>>68225506
Bless you
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When will DC finally make his move down to middleweight?
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>>68225538
Luke should move up and DC should move down desu
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>>68225538
I am waiting for him to cut down to 145 that's his natural frame.
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Hunt added that the UFC must start testing Lesnar as he was arrested back in 2001 on suspicion of possessing large amounts of anabolic steroids. But either way, Hunt stated that he plans of knocking the daylights out of Lesnar.

“I already said they better be testing him, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter. It’s time for ‘punch face’, a game I have been playing for many years. I’ll knock his face off. I knock his mouth off and then his lips fly off. If he has the itch to scratch I will scratch it for him,” Hunt added.

>Why is based Hunto so based?
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>>68225538

dude on that mcgregger plan
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>Why is fat cunt so fat?
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Okay Lesnar doesn't like being it. That's it? Really. Per mandrama websites regurgitating what Meltzer said Brock has been training for a while for a return. Keep in mind Hunt l doesn't take training very seriously, has extremely poor wrestling and even worse takedown defense. He is a slob too putting on tons of fat when he has nothing lined up. Eating KFC and fucking around on Steam. It was shown in the embeddeds leading up to the Werdum fight how bad it gets. And why the fuck is Brock going to stand in front of Mark and slug it out? He's going to fucking takedown Hunt at will and retire him.
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why the fighter hate? no bully pls
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>>68225680
He's smart, talking trash for this fight will get people talking
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>>68225742

>at will and retire him.

this casual b8

I'm out
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>>68225350
>not Hendricks
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>>68225253
If you're in college, they have clubs with the NCWA. That's what I've been doing, and once you're involved with that you can find loads of wrestling camps/clubs in the off season.
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Reminder that if you unironically think that the UFC is the best MMA organisation in the world you should hand your fight fan card in. UFC is just over commercialised bullshit, their fighters aren't even that good, dummies are fooled by Rogan's screaming and buy into the narrative. Real fans know that RIZIN and ONE have the best talent as well as by far the most amazing production value.
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>>68225872
*hands in fightfan card*
*punches you in the mouth*
*Takes back card*
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>>68225872

>britfag
>""reel fite fan""
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>>68225826
>that flag
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>>68225826

RARE
A
R
E
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>>68225834
My community college doesn't have a wrestling program
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>>68225826
if he can't handle diaz, he obviously can't handle a former WW champion and top tier wrestler
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>>68224951
Yeah but not many top five guys. His last fight at HW was an extremely unimpressive show against a really fat and slow Frank Mir. That's little indication that he would have done much of anything against the top five. He's definitely a beast though.
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>>68225826
Yeah, not hendricks. Conor isn't even good at jiu jitsu I can't imagine him trying to outwrestle my boy, fat Johny
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>>68225950
>Getting sparked by a 19-10 pothead
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>>68225996
>sleeping on the Diaz brothers
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>>68226031

>sleeping on the Diaz brothers
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How do you see MacDonald vs Wonderboy going down? I've got Thompson personally, I think Rory brings exactly the type of fight Thompson wants.
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>>68225992
Why would he try to wrestle him when he can just meme kick him to death?
>>
Rory just walks people down like an autist. Thompson by tko in the later rounds.
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>>68226119
Rory seems to have an issue with head movement, possibly linked with his back issues, that could fuck him over.
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>>68226116

thompson is 6' a solid 180 with much better tdd and power kicks than conor
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>>68226116
wonderboy has a different style than conair, conairs wouldnt work on Bigg Rigg plus he isnt as long as wonderboy
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>>68225927
Where do you love? Jon Jones went to community college and even they had a wrestling program.
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>>68226105
well it depends on which camp is more of a meme

Tristar was already a huge meme but recently Serra-longo has become one aswell
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>>68226185
Live*
Unless you want me to you know.
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>>68226185
Rural NC, near the border with Virginia. The closest non-point krotty martial arts school to me is the gym I currently go to, which is 30 miles away from home.
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>>68226119
Man, Thompson would absolutely massacre McGregor. That'd be fun to watch desu.
>>
UFC 200 should've been DC vs Bader. It's was full of rematches originally. Aldo vs Frankie, Conor vs Nate, and Jon vs DC. There was lots of bad blood between DC and Bader. Could've made for a great fight and great buys. But UFC management is so out of touch.
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>>68225097
b8 but a lovely heem. Thanks for posting, will watch Rockhold get knocked dead anyday. Anyone got the Vitor KO?
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>>68224255
too much ass
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>>68224255

doot
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Threadly reminder to fight your heart out.
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ayo

http://www.strawpoll.me/10434511
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>>68226326
unironically nicer than anything reebok
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>>68226116

Conor has that left hand and that's it, never forget.
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>>68224831
Yeah, her Jersey girl slut face is my favorite part.


I want to cuck Benavidez so bad.
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>>68226216
Is it an MMA gym? There's got to be somewhere that fighters near you go to train their wrestling.
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>>68226497
Nah, it's a Muay Thai gym.
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>>68225350
Ironically Lawler is probably Conor's best chance of beating a top 10 WW and he's the champ.
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>>68226509
There's a judo club near some army base that viable?

Judo's clinch and MT's clinch would make you a good threat
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>>68226563
In what way?
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>>68226222
every top 5 WW will fuck Mcgregor
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>>68226593
He's the only one small enough and not a good enough grappler for Conor to beat.
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>>68226647
Not really. Conor can't knock him out and Lawler can't lose a decision.
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>>68226577
There's a judo club 35 miles from me, but it's in the opposite direction from my muay thai club
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>>68226647
Lawler would destroy McG with the first punch he landed
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>>68226714
That might be the best option for you if you're looking to expand your grappling game. Unfortunately your options are just suck it up and drive, or move.
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>>68226216
What part of nc you in? I'm in rural nc below the virginia border too. Western nc, surry county here.
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>>68226674
he can't lose a split decision
lawler's been UD'd by bigg pigg and lorenz larkin
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>>68226674
Would lawler have won the decision if rory had lasted a little longer
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>>68226248
i want the easiest fight in the division, i want ryan bader
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>>68226216
roryfan is in NC
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>>68226750
Rory was never surviving the fifth
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>>68226739
I'm in granville county, north of raleigh.
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>>68226248
>Bader headlines ufc 200

blease Dana
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>>68226715
>>68226674

He's still the Top 10 WW Conor is most likely to beat. I never said Conor had a good chance to beat him, everyone else is either too big or an all-american wrestler though.
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>>68226786
He would have suffocated on all the blood in his lungs from his jew nose.
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>>68226829
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>>68226811
He could knock out Dong Kim.
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Why are Cruz allowed to have two Monster Energy drinks?
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>>68226740
Not as champ. He's currently undecisionable.
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>>68226909

he was suppose to have three but fedor smashed the other one
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>>68226918
Ironic that he won the belt in a decision, and it wasn't even one sided imo
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>>68226950
>Ironic
That's not what that means. Also, Hendricks unquestionably won that fight.
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>>68226967
Did that start his decent into not being able to hold back the fat kid inside or would he have fucked up either way and lose to rory/woodley?
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Quick, name a fighter that's not in the UFC that you think should be.
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>>68227019
alexis villa
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>>68227019

mvp
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>>68227019

Steven Seagal would annihilate the UFC.
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>>68227019
ben asskren
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>>68226909
One's for Dojo
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>>68227019
>patrick cummins can get into the ufc and fucking bomb against Nog, but Rich Piana will never get his chance to be HW champ
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>>68227019
me
>>
Quick, name a better podcast than Knuckle Up or If I Did It
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>>68227019
Liam McGeary
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>>68227019
Dada 5000
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>they way I perform my performance was due to the illness
Brock is such a cuck kek. You didn't perform like that because you were sick. It's because you're a little bitch who turtled up when he got hit.
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>>68227144
JRE
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>>68227137
this
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rip kimbo

#babynuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X74tM7XgdiY
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>>68227144
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>>68227161

S-stop! It was the Diverticucklitis
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>>68227219
that card was so based y'know

>reem heeming brock into retirement
>nate slapping cowboy around for 15 minutes
>hendricks koing jon fitch
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>>68226456
>Oy vey I thought I wasn't going to be let into UFC cards for free anymore
>good goys...they believed my tears and acting was real....all those delicious shekels MMA Fighting will receive now
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>>68227219

I can heard the thud of every single one of those strokes to his ribcage

Hopefully lesnar gets K-1'd into permanent retirement
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>>68227161
When will this Brock doesn't like to get hit meme end?
He ate carwin's best shots and winked at him after.
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>>68227261
>hendricks koing jon fitch
My boy with the 12 second heem
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>>68227157
>dada has heart failure twice in the ring and keeps fighting
>kimbo has heart failure once out of the ring and dies
I think we know who the better fighter is
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>>68227261
Jimy Hettes beat the shit out of Nam Phan too
I believed in Jimy Hettes
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>>68227219

voah very vantastic bode
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>>68227289
I think Schaub mentioned that on JRE, he said someone sparred with brock one day and hit him in the face and Brock's coaches were like "what the fuck are you doing? Don't hit him in the face, Brock does not like to get hit".
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>>68227423

fucking mini-reem tho
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>>68227432
>Overeem fighting at 205
Why did he ever think that was a good idea
>>
How would prime Chuck Liddell fare in today's LHW division?
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>>68227441
He beat a lot of guys but the cut clearly killed him
Probably the biggest 205er ever, barring Jones
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>>68227488
>Jones
He's a lanklet, he would be significantly smaller than most heavyweights if he was to fight at 265
Imagine him up against Ben Rothwell
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>>68227483
He could get pretty close to the top. Chucky had a brawler's chance against anybody. I don't know how well the swing-wild-until-your-opponent-drops method would work against the top three or four though.
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>>68227483
Most likely top 5, the LHW division didn't evolve with the exception of Jones.
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>>68227488
That's not true at all. Overeem wasn't a huge lhw, he wasn't huge at all until he starting roiding like all hell and eating horse meat.
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All Rockhold had to do was pull guard after the first drop and he would still be champ
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>>68227741
>pristine white canvas
>ref cam
is this mma kino?
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>>68227829
In terms of his frame, he was taller, longer and broader than just about everyone he fought
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>>68227837
He was, as Joe rogan puts it, on queer street
>>
"Wake up Robbie.. haha"
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>>68227837
Doubt it. it was stupid that he didn't but Bispbong would have still dominated
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>>68227872
this
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>>68227837
QUEER STREET
U
E
E
R

S
T
R
E
E
T
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>>68223840
lawler on mcgreggor

"He's lucky, if he was hurt I wouldn't take his neck"

"What would you take"

"His soul"

damn it, link won't post
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>>68227872
Sure but that's like saying cole miller is a huge featherweight and the cut kills him.
He never weighed that much or had much mass until the roids.
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>>68228013
Overeem did have huge mass though. I'm watching the Lil Nog fight right now and he's thick as hell, his torso and shoulders are huge.
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VIDEO OF NORTHKUK SPARRING THE JEW THAT TALKED SHIT ON HIS DAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEEvv0KUNVc&feature=youtu.be
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>>68228013
he was pretty fucking deezed at lhw bro

this is from the shogun fight
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>>68228090
sage looking nice and flowy
he's going to be the next romac if his dad stops impeding him, just you nigs wait
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>>68228090
"so I was absolutely destroying this ufc scrub today an- oh they have it on camera?........."
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>>68228090
>Sage is landing leg kicks hard and the other guy is just tapping him.
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>>68228013
>>68228126
better pic from the weigh-ins for that fight. not comparable to cole miller at all.
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>>68228090
Is there anything more scummy than videotaping and releasing private sparring? What assholes, and now it's obvious he was going hard so he could post this video of him getting the better of a UFC fighter.
>>68228126
He's not even as big as most UFC lhw's. He's no rumble or bader for sure. Once again, he didn't get big until he started roiding.
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>>68228220
The video is uploaded on Northkuk's brother account and is a private video.
He must have shared it with somebody who didn't give a shit and release the link.
I downloaded just in case they delete it
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>>68228164
How is that a huge lhw and how is the cut killing him there?
He's weighing in wearing a turban AND his fight shorts. Obviously the cut wasn't that bad.
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>>68228263
advertising is against the rules on 4chan
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>mfw a casual thinks they're cutting weight near me
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>>68228307
What do you mean by this?
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>>68225300
>you now realize Conor has never defended any of his titles.
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>>68228220
>implying he was natty as a lhw
>implying he wasn't usually the larger fighter during his lhw fights

>>68228257
i'm not the guy originally talking about reem but you said he never had much mass until roids (that he was already on but w/e) and compared him to cole miller. that's what i was countering with the picture. he had a lot of mass and wasn't some skin and bones lanklet like cole has to be to make the weight. he was a certifiable Big Guy.
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>>68228334
What did he mean by this?
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>>68228358
What did he mean by this?
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>>68228394
strickland kind of looks like ted cruz from that angle
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>>68228394
guy on left has Ted Cruz's face
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>>68228263
No
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>>68228394
I didn't remember strickland being so short
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>>68228435
>>68228423
I can see the similarity

>>68228479
breese is 6'3
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how many years until sage develops a roid gut?
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>>68228349
My whole point was that he wasn't a huge lhw and the weight cut didn't kill him which your picture proved.
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>>68228486
Strickland is supposedly 6'1, is that 2 inches?
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>>68228494
and my point was that whether or not the weight cut killed him (reem maintains that it did so who knows), he was still a big lhw. certainly bigger than average for the time. lhws and all the weightclasses have become bigger over time.
>>
Friendly heeminder Rockhold ducked Souza.
>>
Bisping told Sky Sports his first title defence could be in the UK before the end of the year
Doubt that happens desu
>>
daily heeminder

always be efficient with your energy

NO MEMEKICKS
NO PANIC WRESTLING

Just mewvment
>>
>>68228559
how many steaks tho?
>>
>Happy to announce that I am BACK on UFC 200!
>Shout out to @danawhite and @lorenzofertitta on getting this one done for the fans. #Respect

what was the purpose of using these words?
>>
I've been practicing this takedown defence a bit, but I still don't know how low my hips should be. Should I really bend my knees like this?
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>>68228492
sage is clean you goof
>>
>>68228572
just one try to stay lean
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>>68228251
sage's brother sperged out on that instagram post from yesterday, also posted that link.

only skipped quickly through it because reading is for faggots, but from what i can see he's saying that it was ilya who was complaining all the time even though sage was going easy.
>>
>>68228581
Attention and it worked
>>
>>68228492
You know there is a difference between a roid gut and a normal gut right? Yo can have a slightly bloated stomach and still have abs, crazy I know.
>>
thought i'd drop a fun fact on my /heem/bros

Naturally, estrogen, progesterone and prolactin are the three hormones that stimulate the production of breast milk in a mother. These hormones can be mimicked with hormone supplements and/or physical stimulation, meaning any women can produce breast milk without being pregnant
>>
>>68228508
he looks about an inch shorter than Dana, who's 5'11
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>>68228621
i am fully aware, hence i posted an illustrative photograph
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>>68228648
That's what i mean, when he fought Ponzinibbio who is 6'0 he looked way taller.
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>>68228621
you would know you little juicehead manlet
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If Mcgreggor beats Diaz is he going to finally defend belt or continue to blueball Aldo and Frankie?
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>>68228690
I guess he cut more height than usual for this fight then
>>
>>68228640
Any patrician with an adult breastfeeding fetish would know this, right goys?
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>reminder that conor has better footwork, boxing, and memekicks than carlos condit
>reminder than carlos beat nick with a stick and move decision

The king will rise again.
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>>68228718
>>68228640

as a gay vegan im disgusted
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>>68228546
fight pass card

sunday morning in america, sunday evening in usa

would work great,
>>
>>68228706
le crazy irish midget man
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>>68228721
>McGregor fans.
>>
>>68228747

>30 bananas in your ass a day
>>
>>68228721
does Kavanagh even know how to be a sport killer?
>>
>>68228706
the red panty nights return

onto RDA and deleting his chin
>>
you can tell that someone started following mma for less than 1-2 years if they legitemately think McGregor is anywhere close to being the best fighter ever
>>
>>68228694
Yeah. If you ate recently and/or haven't peed after a lot of drinking your stomach will get a bit bloated. It's something an in shape person.would know so I wouldn't expect an american to be aware of it.
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>>68228706
He has never defended any of his 3 belts in his life.

He's not about to start.
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>>68228721
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>>68228795
Bulgarians are some of the strongest human beings on earth, but there is not 1 heavyweight bulgarian heeming people in the UFC?
>>
>>68228795
you really reached into your back pocket for that one, shorty
>>
>>68228802
kek
>>
>>68228869
Yeah it hasn't caught on here (yet?). This country is still crazy on football like most of EU.
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>>68224634
Tj by headkick, he'll set it up/ slow him down with lowkicks.

screencap this
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>>68223840
https://streamable.com/leow
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>>68228721
the king that has fallen will never be the king again
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>>68224634
If anyone's going to do it any time soon, it's TJ
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>>68228948
Are you a strong thick bulgarian?
>>
Daily reminder that Derek Brunson will break Anderson Silva's title defence record
>>
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/z2ue.mp4

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>68229070
Not Mighty Mouse's tho
>>
>>68229066
Nah, I'm a fairly lean 150 atm.
>>
>>68228762
>>68228785
>>68228802
>>68229042
I'll be here to accept your apologies after 202.
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>>68229134
height?
>>
>>68227019
Aoki
>>
>>68229084
he meant "take the decision"
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>>68229218
5'10
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>>68229250
King of the manlets.

Could be worse.
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>>68229250
If you have the thicc bulgarian genetics you could be a steroid monkey freak at that height
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>>68229249
>>68229037
>>68229084
[Chews gum]
>>
>jon
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>>68229250
hey man, that's taller than Edgy Brah
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>>68229390

and mcgoober and danny devito
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>tfw i can heem every here
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>>68229455
>danny devito
not saying much 2bh
>>
how can ariel go back to working as a reporter after all the shit he did in the past week

this guy is unbelievable
>>
>>68229697

>he doesn't have an army of goys to strongarm private businesses
>>
>>68229697
desu I hope fighters refuse to answer his questions and do interviews with him now

everyone knows how slippery the guy is now
>>
I just rewatched the whole 199 card, great card, but in other note, Bisping was clearly winning almost every exchange in the pocket.
He was getting hurt with the kicks, but in the boxing department he was clearly outpunching Rockhold.
I have him winnin in case of a rubber match
>>
>>68229749
Huh?
Most fighters who matter love Ariel, he will still dominate.
>>
>Robbie Lawler on rumored Conor McGregor fight: 'It wouldn't have been good for him'

Scroll down past the clip for the full 40 minute interview

http://www.wsbtv.com/sports/robber-lawler-on-rumored-conor-mcgregor-fight-it-wouldnt-have-been-good-for-him/331102068
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>>68229749
this is only going to endear him more to the majority of fighters. it reinforces his willingness to stand up to the ufc, same as the rory free agency situation.
>>
Robbie would KO Conor so bad he would wake up back in Cage Warriors
>>
>>68224255
Holy shit that is insane
>>
>>68224255
how the fuck does her body even have enough muscle and strength to even move like that.
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>>68229912
>>68229910
lel
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>>68229840
Good man.
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>>68229970
bulldogs are goat dog breed
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>>68229970
>diaz_bros.png
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>>68224255
Big Rich save her. Make her gain mass make her make all kinds of gains please.
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>>68224255
i found a pic of bulgaria lads
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>yfw robbie's chin finally breaks during the woodley match
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>>68230132
Fuck no theyre not. The modern bulldog is an inbred abomination. Maybe 200 years ago they may have been legit but theyre lame as fuck now.
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>>68230350
he's fighting Woodley?
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There was some top discussion on here today lads. I depend on /heem/ to keep me entertained at work so I read every post. The stand out post today was netherlands asking an american why he hadnt driven to Hendo's gym to thank him for his service. That made me laugh.
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>>68230401

come get in my bulldogs guard then.
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>>68230449
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
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TUF is in 45 bings
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>>68229697
'cause remember the 6 GORILLION! with jews you always lose
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>>68230522
How would you rate this season so far? Out of 10
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>>68230561
6
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>>68230561
stoppedwatchingafter3episodes/10

All the fighters suck, especially the girls. Joanna is a Bully. I might tune in for the coaches challenge cause thats usually good.
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>>68230449
yeah, on the 30th of july
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>>68230561
Joanna is racist as fuck but doesn't understand that most people outside of polish ghettos find racism boorish and goes off about how people don't "understand" that she wasn't actually calling Gadelha a jungle monkey.

4/10
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>>68230350
>Woodley is getting a title shot
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>>68230475
Post your bulldog and I'll post my boxer, pussy.
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>>68224255

>dat arse
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>>68230475
No need. A Bulldog is always in a state of suffocation. It's a genetic failure, bred by people who are simpletons with terrible aesthetic tastes.
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>>68230679
I think he was promised one after bigg pigg missed weight
I have no idea why
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>>68230676
Go suck Trudeau's cock you annoying faggot
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>>68231045
>Finding gollum sexually attractive.
I hope Trump kills off you retards or at least forces you into poverty.

Build wall.
>>
NO FOR GAY JESUS
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>>68231109
Have you been under a rock for the past half a week? Trump's campaign is practically over.
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>>68226909
one drink for cruz
one drink for cruz dog

the other monsters are for all his friends
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>>68231109
>or at least forces you into poverty.
NO GOLD
O

G
O
L
D
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Post your face when Bisping's first title challenger pulls out two weeks ahead and Hendo is the only one that will take the fight.
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>>68226909
Because he's a company man to the bitter end.
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ima get that dick jon
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>>68231233
lel

>>68231290
I guess it's a good thing I have multiple citizenships and can speak several languages

:^)
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>>68230676
Please Trudeau go suck a muslim dick, i will heem you anywhere anytime
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Anyone watching Kingdom?

>it's a wheeler is self destructive episode
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>>68231390
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>>68230676
Go tap dance on a landmine Quebec.
No one wants you here.
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>>68231390
>Bisping's first title challenger

It's cute you think he won't pull a mcgoober and not defend his title so he can say he never lost it.
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>>68225050
DC hasn't beaten anyone anywhere near as good as TJ.
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>>68231455
>playing with your dick jon, is like playing with my emotions.
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>>68231390
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>>68231491
>>68231561
>All these lord of the rings fans.
>Crying Trudeau is your only recourse.
Kekonomicon.
You fags actually exist?

Go fuck a hobbit you cucks.
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>>68231504
Isn't it basically sons of anarchy without bikes and based jax?
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>>68231665
TJ hasn't beaten anyone near as good as DC
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Lawler on McGregor: Obviously that was a big fight, he's a big draw, but it wouldn't have been good for him.
>How so?
If I hurt him, I wasn't taking his neck
>What were you gonna take?
His soul.

>based blood orc
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>>68231696
>All these lord of the rings fans.
>Go fuck a hobbit

What are you on about bud.
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>>68230944
The Promise was made before that, and when Hendricks missed weight Woodley dug in his heels and said "I made weight, he didn't, I deserve that shitle tot!"
Things would have been so much better if Hendricks didn't open a steakhouse...
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>>68231807
Lawler is going to be Chuck squared once the CTE kicks in. Dude takes so much damage.

Bless him for doing it for our entertainment.
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>>68231816
If you're a Joanna fan you must either really love gollum looking motherfuckers or you're into tiny men.

Pick one faggot.
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>>68231807

source

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/740689029155454976
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>>68231876
He prevents CTE by bathing in the blood of his victims.
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>>68226909
Cruz is loyal to Monster and Monster is loyal to Cruz in a way that his friends weren't.
Cruz Monster broship is the best one currently.
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>>68231807
>>68231912
Scary lad right there
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>>68231924
He's right up there with Africans who believe taking a shower after sex prevents AIDS.
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>>68230676
but when joanna calls someone a nigger it's cute
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>>68231912
BASED Lawler, he is the reaper
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>>68231952
Cruz has drunk eight Monster drinks and he ain't dead. Does that mean anything to you, huh? Cruz ain't meant to die. The only thing that can kill Cruz is Cruz.
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>>68231109
Mighty Moose has said in his twitch stream that he, her, and jones were riding in a limo together once. Jon Jones "dayum gurl, you sexy. where you from?"
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>you will NEVER have a loyal corporate sponsor who sticks with you through thick and thin
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>>68232002
She doesn't have the balls to flat out call her a nigger. She says she's from the jungle book and thinks it's witty.

Literally tweener tier, which honestly makes it less surprising that you cucks eat it up.
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>>68231233
>Trump's campaign is practically over.
HAHAHA sorry my democrook friend Trump's campaign has only just begun!
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>>68232060
Jones is into tiny cokewhores.
She's right up his alley considering she looks like a junkie.
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>>68232073
>She doesn't have the balls to flat out call her a nigger
she's brazilian, not black, retard
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TUF 8 BINGS TUF 8 BINGS TUF 8 BINGS
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>>68232124
Read the comment I replied to Juarez.
>American education at its finest.
Why even try a "gotcha!" moment if you're retarded?
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>>68232060
really?
There is a webm of Joanna looking at Jones like he wanted that dick, now it makes sense.
>>68232066
That sounds great t bh, being paid for 3 years without going to work
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>>68232066
I have something better. A union.
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>>68232167
>That sounds great t bh, being paid for 3 years without going to work
The downside is you have to spend those 3 years believing in yourself, believing in your ability to recover from an injury which has ended many careers, believing that you can return to the most unforgiving sport in the world at the highest level, believing that you WILL prevail, believing that ring rust does NOT real, believing you, believing me, believing you me
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>>68232167
>being paid for 3 years without going to work
>without going to work
>The "city" of argentina
He's still in the gym helping his team mates and shit.
It's not like he just sat around for 3 years.
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>>68232162
you read the comment you replied to, the other guy doesn't call claudia a nigger at any point
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>Why can't we have some meats?

I hope there some more sexual tension.
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Tweet this to Bisping and his son Callum. They like memes I bet they can get Mickey to tweet it. It'll be like the our version of /pol/ getting trump to tweet a pepe.

https://twitter.com/bisping
https://twitter.com/gmacallum (he's a ledditer)
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>>68232231
And he does that out of love and respect only, unlike that 40 yr old manchild who takes money off of his fighters.
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>>68232277
They really should show full penetration. Imagine the ratings.
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>>68232231
Sponsors don't paid you for going to the gym you retard, they pay you to represent them in sports.
>>68232221
Oh for sure, but he didn't have a choice, in the shit position he was in, having a loyal sponsors for 3 years is a great thing.
He has a nice house a nice car, pretty good actually.
In contrast, most brazilians who are forced to being out of the game barely get by.
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>>68230740
>mom won't buy me a bulldog
>better cry about it on heem

Go to bed little one
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>>68232354
Dom was still active on social media and on TV so he was still repping monster in a way.
Also the exposure they got in his last fight makes it not only worth it but a great deal.
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>>68232418
>buying a bulldog when you could have a German Shepard

Stop thinking about little boys and beds.
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>>68232354
>In contrast, most brazilians who are forced to being out of the game barely get by.
Fair point. I hope Assuncao hasn't had it too rough during his long layoff.
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>>68232354
>Sponsors don't paid you for going to the gym you retard, they pay you to represent them in sports.
You seriously don't think Alliance MMA pays Cruz to help train and consult the fighters?

You are a fucking retard my friend. He's still getting a lot of exposure for sponsors just by going to his gym as well, consider that Cruz had a personal sponsorship from monster before literally anyone else and before the UFC locked down on sponsors.

>Argentinians
Not even once.

>>68232336
The Fighters may not pay him directly, but Alliance MMA pays him for his services.
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>>68232499

a shepard can do some real damage, bulldogs bark
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>>68232250
It's implied when he says "Gollum is cute when he calls the monkey a nigger"

Don't skip english class, you clearly need it badly.
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>>68232354
Most brazilians won't even bother learning to speak english so they can connect with the fans so they had it coming.
MMA isn't really big around here so yea they probably have it pretty hard.
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>>68232499
Hand the iPad back to your mom. You sound like a cat person so maybe go cry in /asp/ jr squirt
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Can someone draw dominick sticking his penis into a monster can?
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>>68232531
You fucking retard frenchie, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SPONSORS not money from his gym.
How retarded are leafs?
>>68232594
Just watching the place where Gadelha and Barao trained makes me wanna vomit.
A contender and a former champion, it's a mindfuck that they make so little money.
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When will the UFC allow ninjitsu practitioners to compete? I know there will be a lot of casualties at first, but I think it will be a informative experience for the public to see real killers in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMs8SLMLog4
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>>68230740
You seen those Leavitt Bulldogs?
>The Leavitt Bulldog is a late 20th-century re-creation of the now extinct Old English Bulldog, the original bulldog breed which existed around the 19th century Regency era, about 1820. In contrast to English bulldogs of modern times, depictions of the breed from nearly two centuries earlier showed healthier, more agile dogs, with working ability. Unlike the 19th century breed however, the Leavitt Bulldog has a placid temperament. It is one of several breeds developed in order to overcome the genetic problems in the English Bulldog breed
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>>68232664
And I'm saying the sponsors wouldn't abandon him because he clearly still had value.

This is why your country is a shit hole. You literally do not understand money and economics.
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>>68232600
I sound like a cat person because I prefer a German Shepard to a wheezing waste of space like a bulldog?

Go take your meds, you're clearly obsessing over little boys and it's clouding your reasoning.
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>>68223840
>PYYYYLE

How long til Bisping fights again HEEM?

He's going to lose his next fight but I hope he gets heemed violently.
>>
>Robbie wants to be on Game of Thrones

MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>68232499
>buying a shepherd when you could get a little 30 pound gamebred pit that can track and hold game, rat, is a general 'problem solver' dog, and fucks up literally any dog regardless of size
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>>68231807
Bloody hell Blood Orc he doesn't usually talk like that
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>>68232664
Both of them train with Aldo, its actually a pretty good gym(not as in new or modern but as in level of the fighter training there)
They do ok i'm sure.
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>>68232698
my american bulldog looks like this except a little shorter and no tail, pretty similar to a pitbull desu
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>All these faggots lusting after the knot.
Why don't you get a real dog like a siberian mastiff you bunch of cucks.
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>>68232717
Because you sound like an idiot crying about dog breeds on /sp/.

I get you are 15 and school is out for the summer and you're bitter about your mom not buying you a dog but take it somewhere else. Thanks!
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>>68232705
I never said otherwise you fucking goof, the reality is that MOST sponsors ditch their fighters, even well known fighters, Cruz is not even that popular, so it's definetely surprising that a corporation was """Loyal""".
>>68232804
The outside of Nova Uniao where they go train it's a shithole.
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>>68232066
"I want to thank my sponsor, Chicken Tendies, for staying with me when no one else would."
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>>68232804
Nova Uniao was hot stuff for a while there for sure... but man we gotta be honest heart to heart here they have not had a good run recently.
Also is it true that Andre Pederneiras basically runs Brazilian MMA now? He seems to have his fingers in a lot of pies, you know what I'm saying? God bless.
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>>68232499
>>68232776
>buying big ass dogs when you can have a little best friend like dojo

baka
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>>68225394
>>68225394

He was fucking dazed for a long time before that semi-heem.

You want another Maldonado beatdown where he just stands there and takes punches not knowing what planet he's on?
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>>68232878
I'd bait him into a tight d'arce choke easily.
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>>68232944
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>>68232717
You've mentioned little boys twice already... What ever you're thinking you need to stop. We're fight fans in this forum, not homo pedos
>>
>>68232776

>gamebred pit
>getting a meme dog
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>>68232898
You're the one weeping like a teased vagina over that freak of a little english bulldog you own.

And still fixating on little boys.
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>>68232717
>>68232600

cats are bretty awesome, fuck off
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>>68232904
yea idk because its located in rio which is the niggest town on earth so yea its probably a shithole

>>68232918
Him and a former fighter named wallid run things around here.
There is also nog brothers little gyms and shit but its all about those 2.
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>>68226563
>Ironically Lawler is probably Conor's best chance of beating a top 10 WW

HEEEEHEEEEE

I like this meme.

Conor would die. I'd love to see it happen.
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>>68233064
Three times now

You have issues man
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>>68232944
Dojo won't fight off a bear to protect you. And Dojo doesn't have enough meat on him so you can eat him afterward.
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>>68232904
It is a bit surprising.
But you have to consider that Cruz had a timeframe and got reinjured after he was close to 100% again and gainst Mizugaki he looked like a monster but he was injured again.

So it's not as if he spent the whole time on crutches. I'm sure Monster followed his progress very closely and consulted with him every step of the way.

Plus he was still the 'uncrowned' champion, that certainly has a bit of value.

>>68232804
>>68232904
It is shocking how fucking ghetto Nova Uniao is considering the amount of metal they've collected in various fight leagues.
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>>68233120
Does someone have that WebM of Lawler vs Goobs in UFC2?
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>>68226909

because Monster™ stuck with him even when he was injured. He watched his friends and girl leave him during his bleakest darkest hour but the ever present shining green light of Monster™ Energy drinks guided his path.
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Can't decide if I should watch Airport, Midnight Special, or some tasty Fight Pass.
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>>68232944
my game bred pit would rip dojos fucking head off
>>
abdel is a giant cuck
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>>68233064
Kek

Little boy lover
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>>68233150
Ok, it's all good bro.
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>>68233078
Good ol' Wallid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2teGs2K51A
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>>68233193
That sounds like a testimonial from his Facebook.
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>>68233064

just stop ireland, go back into hibernation until august
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>>68227289
>When will this Brock doesn't like to get hit meme end?

When Brock specifically ordered his paid training partners not to hit him in the face

When Brock covers his face like it's the switch to a nuclear device anytime he gets tagged

When Brock won't utilize and head movement but just turtle up when he gets hit

Don't mistake a solid chin for a brave chin. Brock has great recovery and a solid chin but he gets fazed easily when hit in the face.
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>>68233304
>When Brock won't utilize and head movement

That's like asking a post box to utilize head movement.
>>
>>68233064
How many times do you have to say "little boys"?

We get it, that's your thing: now stfu
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>tfw you want to bang and he lets you bang bro
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>>68233405
NEW
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>>68233426
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>>68233426

top kek
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>>68233400
>We
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>>68233235
Indeed, have a nice night my man.
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>>68233426
DELETE THIS
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>>68233502
>wuz
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>>68233502
Fuck outta here samefag
>>
I hope Conor beats Nate just so we never have to see the spooky potato skeleton weigh in a 145 again.
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>>68232944
>30 pounds
>big ass dog

nigga what?

>>68233044
gamebred pits are so rare they can't be a meme. you're probably thinking of retarded bully pits that are bred to look tough but can't actually do shit (think those heavy boned fat shits like arlovski's dog).
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Four hundred and ninety seven
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>You will never see Schaub confused and flailing on the canvas ever again
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>>68233866
>that filename

ffs you got me
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>>68232944
That dog is adorable.
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>>68232671
look up dominick cruz versus ninja
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>>68234146
>Ninja gets his shit pushed in
>Round 2 pops up on screen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
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