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Previous thread: >>68197209
News:
>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/fresh-off-palhares-victory-emil-weber-meek-booked-for-ufc-fight-night-in-hamburg
>Kimbo is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellator-heavyweight-ratings-king-kimbo-slice-dead-at-42
>Namajunas-Kowalkiewicz added to UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rose-namajunas-meets-undefeated-karolina-kowalkiewicz-at-ufc-201-in-atlanta
first for paddy
First for Schaub
Good OP
8. Rory MacDonald vs BJ Penn UFC Fight Night <-----
9. Stephen Thompson vs Nahshon Burrell UFC 160
10. Rory MacDonald vs Jake Ellenberger UFC Fight Night
11. Stephen Thompson vs Chris Clements UFC 165
12. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 167
13. Stephen Thompson vs Robert Whittaker UFC 170
14. Rory MacDonald vs Demian Maia UFC 170
15. Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley UFC 174
16. Stephen Thompson vs Patrick Cote UFC 178
17. Rory MacDonald vs Tarec Saffiedine UFC Fight Night
18. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 189
19. Stephen Thompson vs Jake Ellenberger TUF 21 finale
20. Stephen Thompson vs Johny Hendricks UFC Fight Night
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
Real new
>>68203621
>>68203621
>>68203621
If you care even a little about Kimbo, stop watching MMA and start watching WWE. It's clearly more in your taste
goddamn, Rory looking explosive as fuck in this fight (read: on the gas)
>>68203657
You were second in the old thred and you don't even have a pasta. Kill yourself. How fucking pathetic are you that you care about which thread gets used for a few hours anyways?
>>68203632
DA HOOLIGAN
>>68203657
the thread he linked is the real thread lads get in there
>Herb Dean
>>68203682
Come on in man
>>68203621
The water is fine
Real thread right here
>>68203711
she's terrified
>>68203592
WE DID IT /HEEM/
>>68203647
Noice
Who else listening to dudealienscast ??
>>68203711
she doesn't do drugs she just played volleyball as a child and also is a man
>tfw the whole Ariel Jewani debacle was just another ploy to get more attention to Bork's return
USADA calls and says theres a new roid that can only be detected by taste, and they think claudia is on it. They call you and need you to drink her piss. What do you do?
>>68203711
There must be something off they see in their tests if she's getting tested this much
Ignoring the blatantly overwhelmingly obviousness that she is juicing
>>68203738
i'm watching The Young Turks waiting for the butthurt after Bernie gets blown out in Cali
>>68203754
it's a ploy to set up dana vs ariel at wrestlemania
>>68203747
why are the brazilians so genderfluid?
and I mean that in the strictest physical sense
>>68203711
>fucking retardinhos, I'm off my cycle! Thank you USADA!
>>68203754
sheeeeeit
>>68203772
I live in CA and I'm not even voting cause I couldnt be bothered to fill out my mail in ballot. I've been shitposting on the internet all day. I'ma a registered republican anyway, i couldnt vote for berndog if i wanted to.
>>68203754
Hardy Bucks popular in Norway is it? Or is that you Eddie Durkan
>>68203769
>yeah let me fly all the way down to brazil only to have her piss sample "get spilled" before I get to chug it down
go back to the jungle
>>68203769
w-what if they make a mistake and send you Bigfoot's piss instead?
>>68203833
WTF i hate Poland now
>>68203835
gross omg
I've upped the bitrate a bit, let me know if it's too much
be careful
Should Bisping be suspended for using a homophobic insult? If the UFC truly wants to grow, they should act IMO.
>>68204023
I listened to the CME podcast and they brought that up. Who gives a fuck?
>>68204023
>Should Bisping be suspended for using a homophobic insult?
No
And people who care about that should kts desu
>>68203659
Agreed. I'm confused by even legit fighters posting as if he was some major influence on the sport. He was always shit and if anything was a negative influence on the sport by reinforcing the whole bloodsport/brawling style. I mean its fine to feel bad for him/his family, but he was always one of the worst meme fighters
>>68204042
>that visible micropenis
>>68204023
He should be stripped of the belt like Tyson Fury. Homophobia and any queerophobia in general is not tolerable in this day and age. You must be tolerable of others lifestyles.
>>68204045
>as if he was some major influence on the sport.
But he was
I mean, not on the "sports" side, but the media and "mainstreamization" of the sport side
>>68204042
Really hope the Polish Goblin kills her dead
Brock Lesnar can be a bigger draw than Conor if he signs with the UFC.
>>68204066
But what if that's Bisbing's lifestyle to act that way? We should tolerate him and his choice of words - he's the MW champ we all deserve
>>68204094
>can be
he was and still is, the numbers don't lie
according to a buddy who ran into bisping at a party in west hollywood, the count REALLY likes gay people so i don't think he should be punished for using any slurs
>>68204186
His son is gay, after all
ufc 200 is a pretty good card
>>68204186
So having black friends lets you use the "n" word?
The UFC will never be respected as a sport unless Bisping is striped of his title and banned from competing in the UFC. They need to know this is completely unacceptable.
>>68204253
Stop baiting, faggot.
>>68204253
Fuck of faggot nigger
gnight lads
Kimbo death reported in serbian daily newspapers lol..
>>68204261
>>68204269
Feel like a tough guy? You'd never speak to me like that in public.
>two weeks without internet
>suddenly bispig is the new champion
what happened?
>>68204319
Le Monde reported it on their website
Shit's mainstream
>>68204319
>legendarni
I'm guessing that means legendary? That's hilarious.
>skot koker
kek
>>68204330
meme sorcery
so how did kimbo die lads?
>>68204319
>Kimbo death
What?
>>68204323
i was at a lan center last month and shouted in teamspeak really loud WATCH THAT NIGGER BEHIND YOU. there were like 20 black people there and no one cared lol.
>>68204385
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/fl-kimbo-slice-update-0608-20160607-story.html
Heart problems. Was on a transplant list.
>>68204435
dumb roidnigger
>>68203647
Did you stop streaming? Was I the only one watching? I was enjoying it
>>68204469
nice edge where do u live
i'll kimbo u myself
>>68204319
>Kimbo Slajs
>>68204498
meet me at howth pier ill spinny shit your teeth down your throat
jon
Does Jon Jones get paid more than his brothers?
>>68204537
lmao
jon..
Dis Bisping's win make the cover of any UK mags or papers?
>>68204539
When he's active, maybe. Chandler is getting 2 mil a year for four years plus a $4.3m signing bonus. But I know fuck all about his sponsor situation. But Jones was sponsored by Nike and they actually gave him a decent push for a while.
>>68204598
i would like to know this too
>32 days....
>>68204598
nope
Hey Anon, heard you were chatting shit about us.
>>68204678
Fuck off before I call Holly
>>68204662
>@enterusernamehere
Wew
>>68204598
Kind of, it was on BBC news and Sky news, and it was trending a lot.
>>68204800
BECAUSE IF HIS NAME IS KEITH JOHNSON, THEN THE DEAN OF MEAN MAKES NO SENSE
those abs
>>68204555
fucking kek
>>68204867
thicc
>>68204165
>the numbers don't lie
well they do actually
the available ppv numbers are just Dave Smeltzer calling up his tv network buddies and asking them, they don't take internet buys into account
the UFC said196 is the biggest they've ever done, I think they know better than the WWE Observer
>>68203965
down with this sort of thing
>>68204867
Goddamn
That's a jungle goddess
>>68204921
yeah the estimates are based on single sets of data estimates, smaller satellite companies, youtube, ufc.com, ufc apps, canadian and international ppvs
the list goes on and on. I wouldn't be surprised if 10% of ppv buys are on streaming services
>>68204598
Not really, Bisping isn't that popular outside of MMA fans
Who /TimKennedy/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSjzQwIYPU
>>68204608
dana gettin his arm all up in some tits
Who is the best ring girl and why is it jhenny?
Karolina vs Rose, who you got?
>>68205089
Man I havent listened to Alex Jones in years. His voice has actually gotten worse.
>losing to Michael Bisping
From joke to top bloke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyu6qCnSfw
>>68205207
>why is it jhenny
You mistyped Chrissy m8
https://youtu.be/7ah57GjZSWc
>>68205217
>brain says Rose
>heart says Karolina
She's the closest thing I've got to a my girl
>>68205269
Shit taste from a britroach, what a surprise
>>68205315
>Shit taste
Sure
>>68204598
Did it bollocks, no one cares about MMS here except the big stars like Conor. If I told some lads Bisping won the title, they'd ask who that even is
>>68205315
Who dis saman daman?
>>68205278
historical joe rogan
>Wonderboy is going to knockout Rory with his karate memekicks.
32 days
anyone else convinced that cote is more likely to hurt himself than get hurt by cerrone
https://youtu.be/pUhLUCaVpvM
>>68204490
>the look on your face when you about suck off jon and you aint stoppin even if he nuts.
>>68204537
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked jon.
>>68205352
This desu
There's a reason why Lorenzo chose her
>>68204638
>...until jon get's his dick sucked>>682
"Beautiful" Brendan Schaub would destroy Lesnar, on the feet he is the superior boxer and on the ground he has some of the slickest Jiu Jitsu in the HW division. Lesnar wouldn't be safe anywhere.
>>68204644
Joanna is a full on qt. Sure she isnt traditionally hot as all get out but she's pure qt tier
>>68200554
Did I miss the stream?
If it was any other division the Bork Loser would get humiliated by the new breed of MMA fighter. But it's HW so that won't happen
>>68205583
apples and oranges. A freak athlete like Bork would not work at any other weight class.
>>68205563
>hitchhiker thumb
dropped
>>68205583
shut the fuck up
>>68205583
>implying bork won't be humiliated with a first round KO loss
Name a better stand up comic than Brendan Schaub.
Protip; you can't
>>68205665
what odds u wanna put on that my man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CG0_OvTItU
tl;dw version
Ariel: "I dindu nuffin. I'll du nuffin again!"
>>68205583
Hendo killed Lombard and Bisbong KOed the man who was supposed to be the best of the best at MW
there's no "new breed"
>42 year old Mark Hunt is going to KO the Beast Incarnate™
>>68205694
>As long as I'm president he'll never get credentials again
Will Weidman's dad be on suicide watch when Bisking KO's his boy stiff
>>68205851
hope so
actually i want to see someone's dad die of a heart attack, imagine all the epic memes and reaction faces we could get. Either him, Maynard's dad or Ronda's mom dropping dead would be kek
>>68205877
Weirdo
>>68205686
Hunt is already a +1 favorite
>>68205851
Bisping will never fight again.
He's exactly the kind of goof who will retire with the belt just so he can say he never lost it.
>>68205877
>Weidman's dad's head will be shooped on Rashad's post Liddell celebration body
>>68205851
>ywn have a dad so proud of you he feels the need to defend you and show support against a horde of fite fans
I really can't understand why people unironically don't like that moment, it was one of the nicest things ever.
luke thomas cries a little in his kimbo slice video
>>68205925
Sounds familiar
>>68205467
Kek. I had this season. Its probably my favorite next to season one. Carter was an annoying motherfucker. But there was a lot of bro moments. I remember Drago who was friends with Serra and Cote taking a harder fight so Cote could get ahead.
If you dont think Bisping (C) is the Natty Goat, you need to get the fuck out cuz you dont know shit about mma
You either die a legend or live long enough to see yourself become a meme.
>>68205937
It's sort of beautiful in a retarded way, he felt the need to restate that he still loves his son when no rational person would disown their child because he lost in a sport.
>>68205388
Nah, he'll probably use his superior hands.
>>68203638
>McLesnar
Dana would permacum at that
ALRIGHT, WHO WILL / WOULD WIN THESE REMATCHES?
>Rockhold vs Bisbong
>McGoober vs Diaz
>Cruz vs DJ
>MacDonald vs Lawler
>Lesnar vs off-roids Overeem
>Aldo vs Edgar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJIC2vgtJc
Brock is actually a very handsome man, good for him
>tfw you want to bang and he lets you bang bro
>>68205851
no cause chris will still be his boy
>>68206087
What if he felt the need to say it because he knows everyone who truly knows him will be thinking "when they get home he's going to take off his belt and beat 'mah boy' senseless for losing him the title.
>dats my title boy, you ain't nuthin without me, ya dingus.
>>68206168
>cockhold wins easy if he doesn't goof up again
>mcgregor wins easy if he understands how to fight @170
>cruz wins again and the DJ meme finally ends
>lawler wins again
>overeem wins against retired bork
>edgar wins against post usada aldo
>jon put that dick away im not in the mood
>>68206168
The only ones that are even debatable are Lawler v MacDonald, Aldo vs Edgar.
>>68206168
>Rockhold
>Diaz
>DJ
>Lawler
>Overeem
>Edgar
>he thinks mcgregor will outbox diaz if he trains for 5 rounds
>>68206282
>This little Brazilian got all my guesses right
Curious.
>Tfw literally rooting for Rory and Brock but the latter will never recover from his DV
>>68206285
My fucking sides
>>68205089
has beaten 2 current UFC champions
>>68206024
great season overall, it helped that all the fighters were relevant
Cote brought the memes
>brock destroys hunto easily and decides to come back to the UFC full time
>yfw vince mcmahon gets cucked like never before
>>68206227
>Harambe as ref
Lost it.
>>68206437
Lawler is a goof for fighting in Middleweight back in Strikeforce
>>68206380
anyone with a working brain should answer similarly
alex jones confirms Tim Kennedy getting a title shot 4:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2lIk3xSRQ
>>68206168
Rockhold if he's serious
Diaz via cardio, reach, chin, and ground game
Cruz via mewvment, size advantage, and wrestling
Lawler by heem
Overeem by Brock relies on his physicality and doesn't have the skill to cut it in the current year
Edgar by USADA and wrestlefuck
>>68206168
>>Rockhold vs Bisbong
Rockhold
>>McGoober vs Diaz
McGregor
>>Cruz vs DJ
Cruz
>>MacDonald vs Lawler
MacDonald
>>Lesnar vs off-roids Overeem
Lesnar
>>Aldo vs Edgar
Aldo
>>68206810
>McGregor
>MacDonald
>Lesnar
>Aldo
terrible picks
>Daniel, Cain?! Where are you guys?! Heeelp!!!
>>68206741
>believing even a single sentence that alex jones says
Lesnar vs Hunt is damn interesting, I can see a way for either of them to take the win
Don't want to tell casuals Brock might get knocked out because if he does dominate Hunto they'll judge me :_:
>>68204042
>all these fags hating on her and supporting that Polish witch
Smh gay desu
>>68206741
>middle heavyweight
wat
>>68206741
>Alex Jones
Heem yourself my man.
>>68206168
>Rockhold
>Diaz (probably)
>Cruz (MM too little)
>Reem
>Edgar
>>68206285
What a gay gimmick
>>68206859
>implying Aldo doesn't heem Edgar, then McGregor, and then moves up in a superfight to heem Khabib to win the Lightweight title
You know what the worst aspect of MMA from a fighter's perspective is? Claiming that you're going to knock someone out and then getting knocked out by him.
>>68206087
>would disown their child
You're thinking about this completely the wrong way
>>68206862
>not taking everything he says as gospel
enjoy being more of a slave you cuck
>>68206966
>Khabib's hugging skills vs Aldo's slippery hips
Never knew I needed this in my life
>>68206966
>Edgar doing anything of the sorts
His prime was beating an old BJ Penn, you give him too much credit.
>>68206902
come and heem me yourself my man, i will show you how a true patriot fights
>>68203770
>the blatantly overwhelmingly obviousness that she is juicing
Yeah for sure all the 14 year olds with abs are juicing too.
Put the fork down.
>>68203659
>>68204045
How many years do you need to spend on /b/ for your brain to become this permanently edgy?
I like Alex Jones and Tim Kennedy. Fight me.
>>68206902
>>68207011
I could probably heem both of you tbqh
>>68207105
Maybe in a banana throwing competition you filthy monkeybeaner.
>>68207011
True Patriot? Who? (You)? Go take another Iodine suppository, take you Alpha Tech chest hair drops and stop being scared. Now go for in a swim in Austin before I go down there and heem you myself.
>>68207077
i wouldn't fight you, i would shake your hand brother
Putting this entire thread on notice. I'd fight any of y'all on 2 week notice.
>>68207105
I agree, average brazilian wrecks average 'murican.
But averege russian wrecks both lol..
>>68207180
>canada trying to banter
go away you socialist little shit i'm sure you have some refugees to cuck yourself to
>>68207008
Aldo is the only fighter on the roster tailor made to counter Khabib. Everyone else vs Khabib is Suplex City tier.
I wanted to learn Jiu Jitsu, are Gracie schools a meme?
>>68207260
notice, notice
>>68207009
Aldo heeming Edgar is giving Edgar too much credit? Espania lay off the drugs.
>>68207277
I'll drop you on your malnourished head you greasy fuck
>>68207310
No, they are very good.
Jitz on the other hand is a total meme, wrestling is better.
>>68207310
they can be
>>68207310
No
10th planet is a meme
>>68207310
No but they are needlessly expensive. Like owning a mac laptop.
>>68207260
U bang ese?
>claimed boys reminder
>Leeroy
>Dom
>Mouse
>Silva
>Khabib
these r my bois
i could also heem any here
>tfw i can heem every here
>>68207403
>>no gi being a meme
>> pretending like gi BJJ comes anywhere near the level of efficacy that no gi teaches
>>68207369
I read it all wrong (because of painkillers indeed). But yeah, post-USADA Aldo is finished.
daily heeminder
always be efficient with your energy
NO MEMEKICKS
NO PANIC WRESTLING
Just mewvment
heem every here
>>68207384
>> sport that allows no slams no submissions
so effective
>>68207591
delete this and carb the fuck up
>>68207517
>not training both
>not being a gi champion and NAGA fighter
>(You)
>>68207404
any way to know if a school is fraudulent then? i don't want to spend too much.
>>68207591
>NO MEMEKICKS
Unlike many of you faggots I train and I have a pair of balls. Webm related. It's meme.
>2nd degree Dan in Kempo Odashi
>1st degree Dan in Karate
>Updike Ave Bar and Grill Toughman Contest Winner 2011
>brown belt in Jiu Jitsu (Gracie)
I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
People don't look at him objectively and are just jealous because he's good looking in addition to having so much else going for him. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.
He's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything he's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.
It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.
But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.
McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.
People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?
I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.
Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.
Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?
That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
>>68207612
>It isn't the best foundation for mma
>They don't dominate the sport
>>68207713
you got knocked out in the first round buddeh
>>68207713
m8 shut the fuck up
yer an idiot yeh
>>68207736
>OHH HE HURT HER
>OHHHHH
>IT IS ALL OVER, JUST.LIKE.THAT.
>>68207736
is she...kissing him in between? wtf?
>>68207736
>Shit defense
>Takes 5 hooks to heem a girl
>>68207713
You better shut your mouth before I shut it for you
Believe you me
>>68207736
>>68207736
OH SHE'S HURT
>>68207714
At least they're fully hydrated now
>>68207713
>cockhold actually posts on /heem/
do you spit or swallow?
>>68207714
fucking ruthless
even tries to soccer kick his head at the end
>>68207987
>tries
>>68207713
What is Luke doing in Canada?
>>68207962
You wish he did homo
SUCC
>>68207736
goddamnit herb stop the fight
Dom Cruz is on snapchat eating dessert in a restaurant by himself..I just want to be his friend
is bosse about to go on a ko streak or is o'connell gonna sloppily blanket him to death
hockey enforcer might not be as bad a base as people think
they all have mad power I imagine from being able to throw full force without any friction, insane balance desu
then in mma they don't even have that handicap
is brashear still doing things?
>>68208519
b-but is dojo there?
Seriously, what a time to be a fightfan
>>68207640
im a vegan
>>68207692
memekicks make you gas and open to get heemed
say no to memekicks
>>68207696
that's how its done
may you all be blessed with efficient energy
Reminder that Conor Mcgregor played the UFC and lost while Ariel helwani did the same and won.
white people BTFO
jon
>>68208603
>ariel
>not white
>>68207532
you mean post chin removal aldo
>>68208519
all i want is to be boys with Dom, he seems so nice and genuine, i dont get why he is so alone
>tfw dom lost faith in humanity after everyone ditched him when he got hurt and only a corporation stayed loyal
Dom is also literally /heeem/ so wed have tons of fun posting here
haha
>>68208710
he is alone because he's a self-righteous cunt and a jesus freak (the bad kind not the good kind like retard-zealots like vitor and hunto). he's not /heem/ at all either, that's you projecting because you're alone too.
>>68208751
lol what a fucked up situation, kid has no chance, probably doesn't even realize his dad has been slipping him roids
>>68208751
Look at the veins on his legs holy shit
>>68208751
Holy shit is that legit? He just trashed Sage's Dad publicly? Link?
>>68208751
>mfw its not a gimmick and sage is actually such a nice kid that despite having a shitty father hes still liked
Good on him, maturing and being nice despite that.
go sage!!!
>>68208751
he needs to go back to TriStar where his dad couldn't reach him desu
>>68208751
its real
hahahaha
sage gunna get the belt from his dad before 200
>>68208751
based jew telling it like it is
>>68208860
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGXtwNzGWWU/
>>68208864
you realise he's actually broken inside because of his dad? the yes sir no sir is all because he got beat as a kid
>>68208751
He's right though, Sage won't go far if he stays under his Dad's wing.
>>68208888
Wow
Sounds like a crazy situation, the way he's making it sound is like Sage is pretty much pressured into these things and has little say in his life, sort of like a kid but he's actually a fighter
>>68208751
haha...
( ._.)
>>68208808
If anything he is one of the most self-conscious fighter in the UFC, just watch his interviews talking about his place at the p4p rankings and McGregor's privileges.
He is also /heeem/ to the core, my 189er friend.
I didn't even realise Sage was on 200, someone asked me about him the other day and I just said there's nothing at the moment
>>68208808
>and a jesus freak (the bad kind not the good kind
do explain
>>68209044
>not being aware of the next big thing fight
goof
>>68208808
Get off the computer Faber
You're an idiot btw
>>68208983
Idk how new you are, but numbers don't tell the story of a fight.
>>68209044
same
>>68208968
>has little say in his life, sort of like a kid but he's actually a fighter
schaubs podcast is named after sage you know
>Sage has literally been training for this moment since he was four years old. Even at that young age, Super Sage was ripped and had a six pack. His father, Mark Monroe Northcutt, put him on a strict bodybuilding diet of chicken, fish, rice and egg whites. He also made him do 250 pushup and situps every day by the time he was seven. When Sage turned 7, the number rose to 1,000 daily pushups and situps
>>68209279
>ywn be boys with sage
>canadian judoka muscleboy vs. french "literally who?" mohammed on the next main card
>>68209279
>He also made him do 250 pushup and situps every day by the time he was seven. When Sage turned 7, the number rose to 1,000 daily pushups and situps
Child abuse surely
how much you lads think sage deadlifts lads
Colbey and Sage need to run off and start a new life
>>68208570
He was in the car earlier but they probably didn't let him eat with Dom ;_;
if there is any justice in the universe mark hunt will die in the octagon
>>68209411
considering he had to rewind to fake 345, probably not that much
>>68209517
you think he stalks Urijah fabers social media every single day
>>68209532
We can only hope
>>68209592
urijah was the one obsessed with dom, new friend
>>68209638
no he wasn't retard, Dom is the one constantly talking about his friends
>>68209593
Herb Dean is awful
>>68207693
>2nd degree Dan
More like lieutenant Dan you legless fuckshit
>>68209669
why are you so upset, 189er? its cool youll learn
Lads what do I tell people when they ask how Hunt/Bork will go
>>68209729
>gets btfo
>u-ur a 189er
am I the only one that sort of liked that version of Face the Pain until they switched it back to the original in 194? Nothing beats the original face the pain, but I think it would be cool if they switched between it every once in awhile.
>>68209592
>>68209638
I'm pretty sure they're both obsessed with one another deep down but don't want to admit it when all they really want to do is be bros but they're both too stubborn to squash beef
>>68209877
Yes you are
>>68209906
once they both retire they'll probably be bros
>>68207693
You definitely could heem every here
>>68209669
>189ers
Embarrassing. Faber literally couldnt stop talking about Cruz even when he was injured.
>>68209877
only you
Rewatching Rua-Overeem I & II
Did Shogun ever have an ab in the UFC? All I remember is him being chubby as fuck. Also, Reem would be a killer LHW today. Should've gone easy on the horse meat.
>>68210373
>did that guy just cuss?
I don't take any commissions on the memes I make. All my memes are free.
I don't take any commissions.
NATTY GOAT
>>68204023
>>68204066
[UPBOUTED]
>>68209532
>>68209593
bad taste, bad you
>>68204099
that lifestyle is problematic
Are there any openly gay fighters in the UFC?
>He misses Pride
>>68210660
why miss Puride when we have RIZIN
>>68210660
>he doesn't like pride
>>68210657
DC
Are there any openly black fighters in the UFC?
would you?
>>68204582
You now remember that time Rockhold tried to hug Bisbong
>>68210768
Nice poke there m8
>>68210768
Nice eyepoke
>>68208751
Finally someone says what we knew all along.
>>68205388
he literally is going to do that
Thoughts on Bork returning?
>>68210657
Half the Women's MMA roster!
>>68210745
>implying anyone here wouldn't
>>68210889
>only half
m8..
>>68210768
>>68204023
>Bisbling slips and calls Cuckhold a faggot
Confirmed /heem/ster
Semi-biannual reminder if you let 4chan bleed into your personal life you will slip on a meme and expose yourself
>>68210716
Not DC: dude probably sees a handsome thin white man with all his teet when he looks in the mirror
>>68210881
meme money to put conard in his place
>>68205925
classic bisping
>>68210881
Good for the sport
>>68204023
He should be stripped of his title.
>>68210959
Teeth
ITS MY DESTENEH
What would you do to her?
>>68206058
underrated post
>>68211082
give her a banana
>>68211082
missionary
>>68205207
thats not how you spell Vanessa
>>68211082
heem her
>>68211082
disappoint her so hard
>>68204678
Have you honestly ever seen a more pathetic looking pair of people
>>68211082
Slav her
>>68211082
prep cody
>>68211082
Teach her how to box
>>68211152
>you're doing beautiful champ, just beautiful
>>68211082
Nothing you weirdo
>>68204678
no bully pls honda
>>68207260
get in my guard
>>68207713
Mate you're suspended shut the fuck.
>>68204867
Where's that Brazilian that always talk about Serene Williams?
Isn't Claudia's waistline above her navel point or something like that too?
How is it guys like Hendo and Hunto are heavy hitters despite not being that jacked? Is it genetics or do they just have proper technique?
>>68211291
she's fucking gorgeous, travis is lucky
you can tell how protective of her he is, like a true alfa
>>68206168
>rocksalt easy within 3 rounds
>goober by memekick/ stick and move dec
>cruz by controversial split dec
>rory by dec
>overeem by ko within 3 rounds
>edgar by 5th round tko
>>68207031
yeah you're right dude, totally natty, my bad
>>68211311
killer instinct
>>68211311
They both have particularly wide hips which allows them to put more torque into their punches.
>>68211329
Stay jelly that a girl has better arms and shoulders than you.
Go lift.
>>68211291
>ywn be the cheeto dust on the door knob of ronda and brown's bedroom
>>68203833
LOOK INTO MY EYES LIDDLE MAN
LIDDLE OLD BRAZILIAN FOOK
>>68209279
what could possibly go wrong?
>>68211413
she's brazilian, she'd be dumb to not have atleast used roids before joining the UFC, everyone else was
>>68211433
LETS GO A LIL BIT CLOSER
I WANNA SMELL YOUR WEINER
Why is Bork getting slaughtered, this isn't fair
>>68211311
hip motion and explosive strength
>>68207693
wait, you are that fat geek?
I would bully you and take your shoes easy.
>>68211498
Will President Clinton ban MMA, heem?
>>68208751
>It's real
>>68206861
>mfw i'll never get to hang with DC, Rockhold, Cain, and Khabib.
why even live?
>>68211498
looks and sounds like satan
>>68211256
I would butcher you from the bottom, then I would butcher you from the top.
>>68211291
I thought she was back in training?
>>68211498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnu8FOTwM2U
>>68211291
I hope Cain heems him to oblivion
>>68211291
ronda is so gross
>>68206966
>khabib getting past tony ferguson to then fight rda 2.0
kek
>>68211780
Khabib is the #1 contender.
[Alligator Claps]
Free Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdWH_F_twk
>>68211780
insult one of my bois again and ill heem you into oblivion m8
>>68211780
be VERY careful
>>68211871
I will never back down from a bully.
>>68211780
Nobody can beat Khabib, he will hold the belt for many years and he will retire as the greatest of all time.
>>68211311
Willing to commit to their shots.
>>68207053
that's real time btw, not slow motion.
>>68211892
he looked lackluster in his return imo, RDA heems him in the rematch
>>68211082
cook her some eggs
>>68211890
heem is not joke
be serious
>>68211932
Bet your savings on it then
>>68207260
don't come in too overconfident pal
Can't wait until Lesnar decimates Hunt.
>>68211955
I'm not that confident
>cant afford to lose that 200 bucks
>>68211932
In what possible way did he look lackluster?
He dominated from beginning to finish
>>68211961
I'll come in like a samurai, calm and silent.
>>68212032
He didn't look like the best LW in the world to me.
>>68211661
howtospotacasual.png
>>68211980
self hating cuck
>>68207714
>still committing to that guillotine
>>68212032
Because it was Horcher who people saw as nothing more than a can and expected Khabib to run through him like a freight train. He didn't quite do that.
>>68212059
Literally how is that post proof of casuality dummy
>>68205583
Mark Hunt will end his resurgence.
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU HEEM
FEDOR IS A LEGEND GIVE FEDOR THE RESPECT HE DESERVES DANA PUT HIM AS MAIN EVENT ON UFC 200 AGAINST STIPE YOU BALD NORMIE SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68206227
>we control the jimmies
>we control the rustling
>our jimmies are eternal
>>68211980
Bjork's standup is weak. Hunt can easily drop the h-bomb right hand
What should i watch after francis vs blaydes
Im looking for one sided slaughters.
>>68212052
Oooooh he didn't look like the best lightweight in the world to you, no one cares if you thought he didn't look like the best lightweight in the world to you, Luke.
post dana heeming goofs on twitter
>>68208591
>memekicks make you gas and open to get heemed
>say no to memekicks
what if you're using linear memekicks to the body thus taking more energy out of your opponent. also bas rutten says to only throw round ricks after a punch combo.
>>68212082
What are you talking about? He took him down and fucking raped him on the ground. It wasn't a quick swift thing but it was absolute domination
Can't for say know what Horcher will be like in the future fights anyways.
>>68212089
>please hold my hand
here ya go new friend
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/get%20in%20my%20guard%20bro/
>>68212198
Hunt better work on his TDD cause Brock is just gonna charge him and put him down.
>>68212210
Derek Brunson vs. Sam Alvey
>>68207260
2 weeks?
I'd come in on 2 seconds, 2 minutes, 2 hours, 2 days
You ain't nothin, pal
>>68212269
???
You're literally stupid.
>>68212304
how is he going to avoid getting caught with an uppercut on the way in?
>>68212227
>this faggot
>this post
you cared, you responded
>>68212259
I know he dominated him, but he didn't rape him and that's what I think people were expecting. Or at least a first round finish, it was slow work against someone we can't really gouge the skill level of, but assumed would be shit
>>68212346
Your meme game is way off, dummy.
>>68212383
>Steven
Does he know Trump also breathes air?
>>68207260
Im the only one that post here that will show up ti fight, and ill give you over 1 months notice. July 22nd
>>68212346
>>68212331
dont talk to them like that
>>68212259
>Can't for say know what
>>68207714
fighters who use superior timing (developed in striking) do way better than wrestlers who just use raw grit and endurance to get people to the ground.
>gsp, dj, dom, rory >gritty, tough, wrestlefuckers
>>68212269
This poster has broken his brain with drug abuse.
>>68207310
Total meme. Unless you're training under Kron, Renzo, Royler, or Clark Gracie guys are shithouse. Don't buy into the whole "self defence" shit it's a cop out sell tactic for their shit jiu jitsu.
>>68211082
put it in her butt
Alright, goodnight /heem/
>>68212464
CM Punk has been employed by UFC for 549 days.
>>68212442
I'd show up if you could pay for USADA testing, a referee, and make 185.
>>68212601
>employed
are they paying him?
He's right ya know
>>68212065
I'm not a Samoan nor a New Zealander.
>>68212198
Lesnar will spinning wheel kick his head off.
Was this narcissistic?
>>68209517
dom should get his dog registered as an emotional support dog
>>68212606
You're literally stupid
>I rate posters who rate fedor
>>68212158
wtf why isn't this on my fightpass?
>>68212753
dana spent all day making that in paint, i remember the embedded
>>68212671
no, are you trying to sell that? how much?
>>68212603
>testing
I dont use peds, as an athlete i already get tested.
>referew
Just bring someone, or else we are swinging till someone taps or gets knocked out
>185
Catchweight at 200, im 6'4
Also since you got all these demands im picking the location.
>>68208888
holly shite i was 99% sure that was a shopped meme
>>68212304
Bjork has one move: Charge at full speed.
All Hunt has to do is catch him on the way in and punish his weak chin
>>68212781
surely you're joking?
>>68212723
you seem upset
>>68212228
all i've got is this frankie, sry
>>68212834
Not mine, just a google picture. Are you sure a company owner releasing his own action figure isnt just a little narcissistic?
>>68212860
(You)
>>68212855
>eating a pre-USADA ubereem knee to the stomach
>>68212950
>filename
haha
>>68212855
Brock looks like he's been eating entire horses since UFC 100. Cunt is going down.
>>68213051
steroids != garunteed win
>>68213109
>the "o shit" on herbs face
what did he say?
Guys, how did Kimbo die?
>>68213109
If Cunt can't stop double legs from Miocic, he has 0% chance of stopping them from uberBrock.
>>68213050
why are his nipples in the wrong place?
>>68213050
im getting so many red flag vibes from this guy
hes going to snap and kill someone if he loses at 200
>>68212383
>Ronda talked shit
>got heemed
>Conor talked shit
>got subbed
Who will be cursed next?
>>68213261
I dont think hes a psycho, just a bimbo
>>68213275
>Bisping talked shit
>Won the biggest fight of his career
>Talked even more shit
>>68213275
fighters supporting trump confirmed for having long title reigns and victory streaks
>>68213275
You're right, Conor did talk shit about Trump. I forgot about that.
>>68213338
ALL HAIL THE NATTY GOAT
SLOW GAINS MAKE YOU A CHAMPION
>>68213275
Cruz
>>68213349
>ariel helwani was nice to trump
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Ol1_YWlY0
>can't get banned from ufc
like pottery
>>68213157
Heart failure. He was told he needed a transplant but died while they were setting up to move him to another hospital.
>>68213398
come on man. does this look like a robot to you?
>want to make good post
>don't want to make it in a near-bump-limit thead
New thread where
>>68213338
NATTY GOAT
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17 DAYS BUDDEH
>>68213338
>tfw you'll never know this kind of jubilation
>>68213338
because bisping doesn't buy into his hype
the other two did
>>68213433
>ywn be jewish
why live?
>>68213561
Post a 20 (You) bait to get new thread
>>68206407
Which is Kimbo and which is Harambe?
>sage literally pinged to the gills
>dad arrested for selling steroids
>gets MRSA at age 20
what a joke
Shut up goofs
>Muhammad Ali dies
>Then Kimbo dies
Who's gonna die next?
>>68213780
McNugget
>>68213714
NO YOU ARE
>>68213338
Bisping was never my boy. I always wanted to see this douchebag get knocked the fuck out. UFC 100. Probably the most watched UFC ever. Everyone around the world,ESPN,Fox, the country of Mexico was given 100 for free on tv,people in England staying up late to watch this event. To watch Michael fight. And he gets fucking executed by Hendo. A man on TRT. Embarrassed around the world. He gets back up. Loses to Wanderlei. A man who ran from a drug test and lost all his gains when he came to the UFC. He steps up to face Chael on 11 days notice and loses. Another guy on TRT. Gets back up. Loses to Vitor "I don't fight outside of Brazil" Belfort. Roider. Wrestlefucked by Tim "I don't like USADA" Kennedy. Loses to Rockhold and gets back up. Beats Anderson "the only time I've ever been drug tested I fail" Silva. Comes back and avenges his loss to Luke on two weeks notice. He the quintessential boy.
>>68213780
George Foreman?
>>68213780
Trump
>UFC bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz took his mother to the World MMA Awards.
One of us.
>>68213780
If the last digit of my post is between 1-9, Jones is next
>>68213863
you've just sealed your fate kiddo. meme magic is real and it's sending you to an early grave. do something nice for your mom and soon.
>>68211082
expose her weaknesses worse than rose ever could. she wouldn't make it out of the first round desu.
i hereby petition the next thread to be rory vs wonderboi edition
>>68213878
I want jones to go up to HW and be put in his place
>>68213876
>Cruz's mum will never make you both tendies while you play wrestling
>>68213863
Be careful.
>>68211082
Leave a bastard child in her womb.
With a man-chin like that she's not wifey material
Cute enough to leave my DNA in though
>>68213971
>>literal faggot
also
>> into manlets with orangutan arms
>>68207693
your form is horrendous
>When all your boys are old and washed up
>>68206168
>Rockhold
>Diaz
>Cruz
>Lawler
>Overeem
>Edgar
>>68206407
>cavs
top kek
>>68208519
>eats alone in public
>collects medieval weapons
how autistic is he?
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