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Previous thread: >>68193704
News:
>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/fresh-off-palhares-victory-emil-weber-meek-booked-for-ufc-fight-night-in-hamburg
>Kimbo is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellator-heavyweight-ratings-king-kimbo-slice-dead-at-42
>Namajunas-Kowalkiewicz added to UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rose-namajunas-meets-undefeated-karolina-kowalkiewicz-at-ufc-201-in-atlanta
Free fights:
>New York City vs St. Petersburg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7-GDOq-W-0
>Minsk vs Chorzow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF-tWp-PjTs
>Poznan vs Mykolaev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHu2MyQHi3c
shaub
Nice thread, you're still cool.
4th for Cruz.
ITT: We schaubpost
more Hunto webms lads??
>>68197231
>Thinking Hunt isn't a meme
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGXAbmToaLr/
>Verbal warfare and fight hype is one thing, but that moment following the outcome of a fight is where a man's true character shines. After our first fight I picked him up off the canvas and gave him his due respect. Bisping went out of his way to come across the cage not to shake my hand like a man but to further mock the situation. I felt it was a classless move on his part. Thus the reason I was so pissed off at the press conference. I don't believe in kicking a man while he's down.
best boy coming through
>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
>>68197264
Rockhold is not wrong tbqh, bisping seems to be an actual asshole, not just a persona to sell fights.
Dumb cockhold tho, worked himself into a shoot and dun goofed trying to humiliate and finish Bisping quick.
>>68197264
He probably should have trained for the match
This Mitrione situation is stupid, he was asked if he wanted to continue and he said yes. Case closed.
Artem
>>68197264
did rockhold even know where he was?
rumors from bjpenn is that aldo is injured and wont fight edgar at 200
>Joanna will never dress as sexy Grunty for you
>>68197265
Robbed masvidal, the official fighter of heem
>>68197302
>Hammerfisting the back of an opponent's head
Disgusting.
>>68197270
Maybe, but he still has a god-tier chin.
Daily reminder to carb the fuck up
>yfw they lifted the ban on Helwani, but not Paul Daley
>>68197326
He didn't even realize that it was Bisbongs corner that was saying that line.
Although Bisbong screamed FUCK YOU at the top of the cage.
>>68197327
Max Holloway for the interim belt.
>>68197355
>yfw Conor played the ufc and lost while Ariel Helwani won
>>68197360
what are the chances of him being able to fight, considering last weekend?
Current champions that will not hold their belts very long: Stipe, Bisping, Lawler, Conor, Meisha, Joanna and probably Cruz due to injury.
![joe-rogans-top-best-ufc-mma-quotes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UtN4pAT.jpg "joe-rogans-top-best-ufc-mma-quotes[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbRNSMkDDc&feature=youtu.be&t=5204
Joe is oddly both articulate and correct in this.
>>68197388
I'm not an expert in UFC medical staff procedure, but he really didn't take much punishment.
>>68197338
This is exactly why MMA is not very popular. Schaub is clearly the more athletic and technically gifted fighter. He also looks the part and thus attracts a lot of fans whilst Nelson looks like a fat hillbilly and just swings his overhand right over and over before he catches someone. This is very dissatisfying to see and the UFC has to solve this problem before they want to truly become global.
>>68197395
are you saying jon jones will be able to withstand DC's newfound dicksucking ability?
>>68197395
>probably Cruz due to injury
I was injured long enough to figure out how to make that not happen
>>68197414
I think Bones GOAT
>>68197375
i don't remember conor crying for 2 hrs on a podcast about how its 2016 and his family had to escape persecution
although if he did I doubt the reddit army would mobilize unless he could prove a Jewish lineage
maybe if he came out as transgender but I think he still has some pride left after that diaz beating
>>68197434
well memed
>>68197434
cruz man i just want to tell you that its gonna be ok you will always have /heeem/ you might not have anyone irl but we will be there with you in spirit, i even bought a some monster cans to pay homage to you
>>68197312
I didn't listen to the hearing, but I assume his argument must've been focused on the fact that a fighter shouldn't be asked if they can continue because there is too much at steak for them to say no.
Also, the test to see if someone can see is the doc asking how many fingers he's holding up, which someone with compromised vision might still be able to correctly answer.
Also, and this might just be the rules being written poorly, I think that when a guy gets eyepoked he gets pressured a lot more to start fighting again compared to a low blow.
After a low blow the ref gives the fighter 5 minutes to recover. After an eyepoke the fighter only has enough time for the doc to get it and verify the fighter can still see out of the eye and then gets immediately asked if he can continue.
>>68197413
>this dude wants to see wrestlefucking
>the ufc isnt global
wut
NATTY GOAT
>>68197413
>Nelson looks like a fat hillbilly and just swings his overhand right over and over before he catches someone. This is very dissatisfying to see
the ufc is an american brand first and we love seeing a fat redneck swing haymakers, pls heem yourself lad
>>68197439
Regardless of all that Conor still lost UFC 200 while Ariel Helwani won back his credentials.
guess we know which one is a shook one
reminder that this scumbag spent two hours crying for sympathy yesterday, even managed to bring up the holocaust, yet somehow forgot to mention the ufc had warned him before the ban
>>68197466
I love big john what a goat ref. Right on that shit
>>68197439
No he cried for two weeks on social media
>>68197460
Yeah I see where you are coming from but you can't complain when you say that you are alright to continue. Mitrione had the chance to stop the fight but chose to fight on, although the doctors should protect the fighters from themselves too.
>>68197473
samefag from yesterday said this would blow over and ariel would be swept under the rug. Lets try this again spain
Reminder that Ariel was in fact LITERALLY banned for exercising his 1st amendment rights and nothing else
>>68197398
Joe is trying to save Dana's ass. I'm not surprise motherfucker, he's about to talk with the UFC because his contract with them is almost up.
>>68197460
>After a low blow the ref gives the fighter 5 minutes to recover.
Even when this happens, there doesn't seem to be any protocol to measure the 5 minutes. its just sort the ref guessing and they always hurrying the fighter up. I would literally do nothing for 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
>>68197473
reminder that this big nosed sneaker with suit wearing jew makes money being a fite fan and is boys with some of the best boys in the biz while you have to be a criminal to watch ufc events
>>68197473
where's the H reference?
not pretending like it's beyond him just wondering because I didn't remember hearing it initially
Daily reminder that Ariel was banned for the sole fact that he is Jewish. This is yet another holocaust.
>>68197473
>even managed to bring up the holocaust
Please let this be a joke.
>>68197510
You think he has to kiss ufc ass to keep his job? Casual
>>68197511
its at the refs discretion up to 5 mins.its not a mandatory 5 mins
>>68197473
>even managed to bring up the holocaust
did he really?
>>68197498
I feel like it should be the commission's job to prevent a fighter from returning to fight with his vision impaired.
>>68197511
I'm pretty sure someone ringside starts a clock, it's just that the ref will often ask the fighter if they can start again before those 5 minutes have elapsed to speed things up. If they say they need more time, they will be given up to 5 minutes, and if they're not ready by then the fight gets called a NC
>>68197561
me on the right
>>68197574
he talked about his upbringing and family background he didnt talk about the holocaust. He was talking about why he has the belief system he has
>>68197562
To keep the job? No. To get more money? Yes.
>Koscheck hurt, out of Daley fight
>>68197502
>UFC is the government
>>68197527
>>68197553
>>68197574
>>68197592
he mentioned his family having to move from europe for being persecuted
>>68197592
>muh poor family had to flee their country and settle in Canada
>>68197610
thought he was a Leb tho, he is Gad Saad's nephew
>>68197641
He's Egyptian.
>>68197610
Spain doesnt realize that there is a long history of persecution of jews in europe and especially spain.
I know you dont like helwani but youve been same fagging for 2 days.
threadly reminder
>I was on Zuffa payroll while reporting on the UFC
>its 2016 guys, I mean come on
>my family had to escape persecution
>we need to stand up for this injustice (i've never (0) ((zero)) stood up for any other media outlets getting banned from the UFC for much less)
threadly reminder Ariel has an army of goys ready to defend him on social media
this has been a warning broadcast from the fitefan public service announcement
that is all
>>68197610
>>68197633
parents from Lebanon and Egypt lets try again
>>68197655
Spain actually did a lot to help Jews during WW2
>>68197655
Plot twist: A jew is responsible for the most severe persecution of jews in Spain.
>>68197705
Still doesnt make up for the Inquisition
>>68197660
friendly reminder ariel never said they werent allowed or just in taking his credential.
>other banned journalists released illegal content they didnt own and violated journalism ethics
You didnt see anyone defend cage potato u dolt
>>68197655
>there is a long history of persecution of jews in europe and especially spain
makes you think, doesn't it?
>>68197722
Oy vey
>the entire history of jewish persecution relates to an mma gossip blogger getting banned
Jewish logic ladies and gentlemen
>>68197705
>spain (the government) helped alot of jews
Historically inaccurate
>spanish inquisition
>spanish govt sent material resources and weapons to the axis powers
"helped" the jews
>>68197721
plot twist the spanish monarch was under the pope and recieved direct orders from the vatican and you are uneducated and bad at trolling
>>68197784
Wew lad
>>68197777
>trys to dispell that ariel brought up the holocaust
>brings up the holocaust
You wanna know how i know you're a jew?
>>68197736
>spain keeps samefagging and is mad he gets cucked by jews
Hows that monarch going there spain? enjoying the no power?
>>68197777
They relaxed their border controls to non existent for Jews and made it known across all of Europe that Jews could flee to Spain to hide. Which they did in large number and where safe
>>68197460
>too much at steak
>>68197819
somebody is a little salty. Suggestion: reading
>DC will NEVER comfort you after a loss
how do you get up in the morning?
>>68197831
>this butthurt merchant trying to be offensive rambling about whatever
lel
>>68197863
fuaaaaa getting me hungry
>>68197892
Holy shit is his balding actually that bad?
>>68197845
also historically innacurate they were allowed to move through as long as they left no trace and didnt stay there. It was still illegal and they still were persecuted if found. Spain is by far one of the least friendly countries to islam or judaism in europe.
>>68197863
kek
oops
that looks delicious btw
>>68197893
says the dude who same fagged for 2 days saying helwani is done he will never be back and the jews.
Gets btfo and continues to same fag.
We have the spanish luke cuckhold here
>>68197992
I thought Jews were safe in Spain on account of Franco never joining the axis.
>>68198013
Franco supported the axis and sent money resources and weapons. He never joined with his own military because they were not ready for a war. Jews were allowed to pass through as long as they made no trace of being there and did not stay. If caught they could be persecuted.
>>68198007
>We have the spanish luke cuckhold here
kekd
>>68198049
Did they actually get shipped off to camps though? How were they persecuted?
>>68198060
>How were they persecuted?
0. Because they where friendly to Jews and openly advertised Spain as a safe place for them. They just had to stay on the down low
stop bullying spain
he is just an autist
>>68198060
franco was one clever motherfucker, first he joined hitler and once hitler fell down he joined the anti-commie forces
One Hindu priest hacked to death here, how's been your week so far?
>>68198102
Stay safe Bangbro
>>68198060
>>68198068
Franco is on record of giving a list of spanish jews to the nazis which led to their deportation and deaths.
>>68198102
Awful, they got my order wrong at a Chinese restaurant a few days ago
>>68198068
stop with your historical inaccuracy please
>>68198102
>The British protectorate of Bangladesh
Do you own any slaves?
>>68198102
I have developed painful anal fissures. Ouch.
>>68198121
Thanks. I'll be careful.
>>68198007
>still butthurt
lel
>for 2 days
ariel was banned for 12 hours at most, caleb
>>68198166
kek
>>68198102
Im clubbing to death in honor of being hacked to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
So if Rose wins her next fight she must be close to a title fight.
Andrade then Rose
>>68198179
Posts in thread for 2 days argues it hasnt been 2 days when the event was sunday. God damn the spanish luck cuckhold just keeps getting btfo. Trying to argue incorrect semantics lmao luke you have head trauma
>>68198166
>No "it got physical"
Dropped
>>68197892
>Rockhold will be bald by the end of the year
Lads I really worry that we've entered into a bizarro-realm of some kind of alternate timeline where things are hilarious rather than logical and reasonable.
>>68198258
>>68198240
balding is quite common.
I know whta I'm talking about,
Joanna gonna get exposed by Claudia. She lost the first fight and will lose the second. She HEEM'd Esparza and Penne who are both awful and barely beat Letourneau. Time for goblin meme to end and usher in a new age of fightfu meme
>>68197892
JUST
>>68198315
The woman should have to fight in thongs t b h. I usually support who has the nicest booty any way
>>68198315
this
>>68198007
I don't think you understand what samefagging is.
Robin black and Dan Hardy on The Red King vs Womdermeme
https://youtu.be/5HhxB3i5_JU
>>68198102
I had a bartender use too much smoke in my Rum Martinez and subsequently scuffed my shoes as a result.
Had to waste 10 minutes of my life getting my shoes shined. I swear I hope this society burns to the ground.
>>68198166
>#riseforhelwani
cringey as fuck
>>68198315
>barely beat Letourneau
http://www.fightmetric.com/fight-details/391d458db6dae33b
>>68198254
>bear hands
Wow surprise surprise a schaub fan is an illiterate retard.
>>68198377
Jones looked absolutely terrible vs OSP m8
>>68198315
imagine fucking her doggystyle and looking at that awful tiger tattoo
>>68198348
I dont think you realize how long its been the same spanish dude making the same argument over and over for the last 8 threads. You must be new
>>68198420
Oh yeah man that would be such a terrible experience.
God youre a faggot.
>>68198419
He did
>>68198420
could be worse
For sure lose my number bro
This week on TFATK Schaub said he was a bad matchup for Brock. He said he is too good of a boxer and too dangerous on the ground.
Is he right?
>>68198441
lol holy shit youre dumb. Youre the one that's new because you dont even know what samefagging is.
>>68198453
Yes fucking McMann would be worse than fucking Claudia.
>>68198468
Brock would destroy Schaub.
>>68198492
How could Brock beat Schaub? He doesn't have a path to victory.
>>68198492
I just meant the tat
I'd obv fuck clawjah, she has great legs/bunda
>>68198510
>How could Brock beat Schaub?
feigning a jab and accidentally making contact with schaubs head
>>68198510
Easy power double, destroy scahub's babby chin with ground and pound. If schaub is still coherent, slap on that arm triangle he used on Carwin. Schaub never make sit out of the first round.
Why does Brock say "can you see me now"?
>>68198472
triggered and samefagging baka what a dolt you are
>>68198543
>so new he doesnt know the wordfilters
>>68198468
That's the reason why people hated him before he did podcasts. Cocky as fuck.
>>68198562
so new he doesnt realize nobody cares about the world filters and uses the tom cruise meme. and wasnt even around when the old ones were here. Try again rocksalt
>>68198542
When that event aired, there was a broadcast problem and the signal went down for like 8 seconds. When it came back, that's what Brock said.
>>68198576
Yeah it seems like the more time from getting heemed he returns to being a cocky douche
>>68198594
kek
>>68198562
>he wasnt around for >he trains in a gi
>>68198604
I think he a point tho cuz brock gets punched and then cradles every time. One schaub punch isnt that much but to brock he will be lit up off that one punch like every fight
>there are people RIGHT NOW who haven't put money on bORK winning in the first round
>bork will not be subject to USADA testing
>bork does not have diverticulitis
>Overeem had to roid out to get the win over a sickly bork
threadly reminder this was a sick brock without "supplements"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qg2kbYBOYs
WHY DO YOU HATE MONEY?
>>68198594
kek
>>68198652
I am working on my pecs so i can bounce them too
>you now remember Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000
>>68198685
The irony that the man who had the heart attack during/after the fight lived longer then the man he got beat by
>>68198165
You should go to Japan, they're into that kind of thing.
>>68198652
>>bork will not be subject to USADA testing
Says who?
>>68198743
Imagine USADA showing up to Brock's farm in the middle of the night, takes some balls to do that.
>>68198771
Are you 14 years old?
>It’s time for punch face, a game I have been playing for many years
How many years does it take to get good at punch face?
>>68198786
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
>>68198743
The comprehensive anti-doping scheme spells out terms which, at first glance, make it seem difficult for Lesnar to be able to return by July 9 as Section 5.7.1 of the policy requires athletes who “ceased to have a contractual relationship with UFC, may not resume competing in UFC Bouts until he/she….has made him/herself available for Testing for a period of four months before returning to competition.”
USADA has not conducted any anti-doping testing of Lesnar in 2016.
>http://www.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/
As previously discussed, USADA’s custom tailored UFC policy gives the promotion the trump card in exempting athletes from this 4 month window “in exceptional circumstances or where the strict application of that rule would be manifestly unfair to the Athlete”.
The policy does not define what “exceptional circumstances” are but it appears that Brock Lesnar, UFC 200 and short notice may meet this test in the UFC’s eyes.
Leave Mark Hunt to me
>>68198468
>Schaub unironically believes his own meme
kek
>>68198867
Daily reminder that a physique better than Big Country is physically impossible without doping.
Really makes you think.
>>68198833
he would still have to submit 2 samples one pre and post fight regardless. He is being tested or he cant fight nsac wont sanction it
>listening to The Fighter and the Kid
>Callen and Schaub literally talking about wanting to watch Muhammad Ali fuck their wives
>>68197924
>brock's fucking arms
how do I achieve brock lesnar mode lads
>>68198916
Cut yourself off from the outside world and trane all day every day. Do a bit of farm work too.
Soon people will ask you for your opinion on X and you'll reply "I don't even know who that is"
>>68198899
This. People forget that the state athletic commision testing never went away just cause USADA came into the picture. USADA testing is IN ADDITION TO the existing NSAC testing.
Will GSP come back this year?
>>68198899
You realize that the steroids leave your system, right? It is why they must subject to testing 4 months prior, so that they don't roid out and clean up a few weeks before the fight.
Why are Brits so good at striking?
>>68198916
you can't. he's once in human history. a mythical creature if you will.
Was Kimbo the hardest hitter ever in UFC history?
brock is a genius. hes probably been training on the gas like a madman. waiting a month to announce you are going to be fighting is brilliant. now hes just doing media and staying clean. hunt is fucked
>>68198896
>american "athletes"
Why does Brock live on a farm in Canada and not the US?
>>68198991
I know this is bait but Sean Strickland easily outstruck Tom Breese. Kek
>>68197413
In the TUF house, Schaub was one of the only guys who knew of and respected Nelson.
Everyone sees a fat mess, but his abilities were so far ahead of everyone else it was laughable, Schaub actually winning that fight would have been an upset.
>>68199171
Schaub winning any fight is an upset
my gf just dumped me in a shameful fashion and I feel like heeming someone to oblivion / getting heem'd.
>>68199082
>the uk
>>68198315
absolutely disgusting.
>>68199202
Aren't you squats outnumbered by women? so like, go take your pick and stop whining.
putin would be ashamed
so how much are they paying our boy hunto to not murder the natty god?
You now remember that kimbo had evolved after beating ken shamrock
>>68199249
i hope hunt gets permanently hurt, i couldn't possibly hate a person more than i hate hunt
>>68199249
>inb4 hunto doesnt take the fall in the 2nd, simultaneously getting himself banned and Ariel again for reporting it 2 hours before it happened
>>68199236
yeah theres probably millions of single 80 yo grannies and hes here in 4chan complaining
>>68199279
Nobody hates Hunt or has even the slightest reason to. Never come here again.
>>68199359
It's Rockhold mate, Hunt probably had a laugh with him a decade ago and he's still holding a grudge
can someone heem me please?
>>68199393
Man up Russia
Stop being a little pussy
>>68199402
permaheem me
my life is a huge joke
>>68198792
you need Samoan genetics I'm afraid. But you can always get good at man hump, it's still better than touch butt.
>>68199424
if I permaheem you wont be able to watch UFC 200
just suck it up
>>68199424
What a faggot
This self pity act isn't going to get you anywhere, get up and do something.
Imagine your life was a movie. What would the hero of that movie do right now? Go do that!
We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say "well that's me". That is NOT you. You are this person. Right now. You're the person who's learned from those failures and you can choose to BE the hero of your movie right now. Build momentum, build confidence from each good decision you make from here on out and be a star.
>>68199424
n-no t-touch
>>68199402
>britposters
>>68199515
that's it, I'm better than this, later guys
>>68198990
Im sorry we have doctor oz here
>>68199515
>What would the hero of that movie do right now?
I think you'd be surprised to know the response of a lot of people here to that question.
brock is 100% natty and anyone who says otherwise isn't getting tickets to WrestleMania(TM)
>>68199515
It sounds like the worst self-help book you've ever read. Conceive, believe, achieve.
>>68199424
just be yourself
>>68199515
welp thanks I guess lad.
I feel better now.
>>68199653
hes never been caught and probably never will, hes objectively as natty as it gets
JON JONES GET THAT DICK OUT BOY IM SUCKIN
THE INNERME IS THE ENEMY
what will the order of fights in ufc 200 be? i cant imagine brock not being the main event but there are championships on the line
>>68199424
cheer up igor
>>68199793
needs a pic with cormier's luscious lips
>>68199876
Brock is co main
JBJ/DC is main
Don't know the rest, they showed the card at 199 though
>>68199866
the inner me the inner me the enemy
THE INNER
ME
THE INNER ME
>>68199876
Brock is the comain. He's literally a higher priority than a championship fight. I think having him be the PPV opener would've been the best out of a combat sports perspektive.
>>68199914
He's the kind of fighter that really makes you think.
>>68199914
>>68199940
*was. That's because he's dead. Relegated to the past tense. Sent from an is to a was before he'd had his breakfast.
>>68197395
>lawler
I think woodley is dangerous but it looks right now that given he's not getting KOed bcause blood orc priv... ufc won't let him lose a decision.
>mcnugget
He will probably never go back to FW and therefore lose that belt. HOWEVER he will take another belt at some point. I mean come on... RDA is shorter and shit... If RDA won't let conor get his belt then he'll lose to someone else.
Still pretty bummed about Kimbo :(
>>68199972
>RDA is shorter and shit
wew lad
>>68199972
>I think woodley is dangerous but it looks right now that given he's not getting KOed bcause blood orc priv...
Same was said about just every other guy that got KOd. Lawler did get hurt badly by Rory and the NBK, it's only a matter of time until he gets finished. Not sure if Woodley is the guy to do it, but it's not that unlikely, Woodley does pack some power and Lawler has never been hard to hit. I'm still picking Lawler though.
>>68199914
>>68199866
Drop the souce will ya?
>>68200013
Believe me I want the BBC to win, but Idk man, lawler is an orc.
>>68199985
RDA may be a southpaw but conor has shorter ppl who are south paw experience. Conor loves being the taller guy and performs well against the RDA type of fighter. Only thing I see is that RDA is really good at humping people for 5 rounds. RDA is not that good in general... neither is mcnugget but hey.. we all hate brajil here right? I mean c-c-cmon.
>>68200055
https://youtu.be/Kyn0RE2HQUA
Fights that are never going to happen even though they are almost reasonable:
RDA v Lawler
Conor v RDA
DJ v Cruz
Conor v Cruz
Fedor v Lesnar
GSP v Lawler
Ronda v Cyborg
Jones in HW
DC in HW
Yoel Romero v weidman
>>68200055
http://m.de.ufc.com/media/show-ufc-tuf-1003
it's somewhere in there, and here's a short clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyn0RE2HQUA
RIP Kimbo though, his death legitimately made me sad, he was a good guy after all.
>>68200087
Lawer definitely is a fucking orc, but let's be real. You can argue that he lost against Condit, Hendricks twice, and was losing against Rory. I really like him as a champ and he's in my top 5 WWs (there's only 4 in there desu), but he's also the most unreliable champ atm (this only includes those who defended their title at least once.
>>68198315
>Claudia's fame will begin to melt, when in July she fails to take my belt!
>>68200134
What did he mean by this?
>>68200146
DJ vs Cruz might happen.
Who do you got? Thompson or MacDonald?
>>68200175
wonderpedo
>>68197610
Not Europe fuckface, iraq
>>68200175
wondermeme gonna shock the world
Will the jew ever leak again or is he 2 spooped in case uncle Dana takes away his pass?
>>68200146
>RDA v Lawler
>Conor v RDA
>DJ v Cruz
>Conor v Cruz
>Fedor v Lesnar
>GSP v Lawler
>Ronda v Cyborg
>Jones in HW
>DC in HW
>Yoel Romero v weidman
DJ Cruz is a mismatch, the size difference is ridiculous and nobody is touching Cruz at 135 pounds
Ronda will get heem'd and she knows it which is why she only wants to fight Miesha
Conor vs Cruz, erm... no one wants to see that
Romero is a cheating gay faggot that I hope dies.
>>68200216
unironically he will make bellator great
cap this post
>>68197439
>its 2016 and his family had to escape persecution
Shocking that a jew would bring that up to get symphathy
>>68200172
Mighty Mouse clearly implied it will never happen in his Q&A last week.
>>68200216
next time he'll get a lifetime ban from the UFC period fuck that pass
"the goof isn't allowed on the premises"
>>68200175
Rory I think. But it's a great (=close) matchup, so who knows.
>>68200216
now he smells blood, he'll leak shit and ask them to ban him so his cult followers would blow themself up in Vegas
>>68200242
>implying enough money can't change a man's mind.
>>68200242
He did? I thought his stance was basically "it might happen after I break the record for most title defenses."
>>68200232
>Romero is a cheating gay faggot that I hope dies
I didn't hear you say that about all the other guys in the UFC that are clearly cheating too. Yoel is amazing. Tim Kennedy is the one who should die.
>Conor vs Cruz, erm... no one wants to see that
Why not? Dominick wants that fight for money obviously. But he's just a bit smaller and he will be slower too and he talks lots of trash while being a shit human just like conor. Will be amazing to see one of them lose against eachother. Cruz could become 2 weight champ. Or forgotten and never paid again (occasionally doing som Fight nights)
>>68200268
>Implying Dana would throw money at Mighty Mouse.
>>68200169
The enemy was himself all along
>>68200320
does this mean he won in the end?
>>68200335
It was a draw
His enemy lost, but he did too
Because he is the enemy and the enemy is him
>>68200172
>
I wish bro... I wish. Let's just hope cruz loses before he gets injured. I would love to see john dodson vs TJ rematch. I think TJ is better but hey who knows.
>>68200317
good point. wouldn't wanna see it too, both my boy.
Heem everyone
>>68197549
Oy vey, its another shoa
Correct me if im wrong, but did not the jews gain a fucking country from WW2?
Their pitty party should have ended with that, nazis burn my entire city to the ground and we lost all our historic buildings and even our family farm, where the fuck is my free gibs?
>>68200354
Really makes you think huh?
>>68198315
Bunda too big
>>68200172
They won't pay MM enough to make it happen. And Cruz is kind of breaking down further every fight.
It doesn't help that it was Hume who floated the idea, so the whole camp could be on suicide watch.
I cant sleep pls some heem me
>>68200397
just heem yourself for 7 hours, my man
>>68200397
*heems u*
pshhh
>>68200272
He also said he was too small compared to Cruz and he can't beat him if he keeps running away.
He won't clearly say no because if the UFC brings the money, he won't care about losing anymore.
>>68200397
>can't sleep
Maybe it's because you're not supposed to sleep at fkn 9:30 PM, fag.
>>68200397
sorry if I were to heem you wouldnt wake up
heem yourself for a few hours lad
>>68200397
buy reebok to improve your flexibilty
>>68200455
>look at me guys I'm so cool I go to highschool so I don't have to sleep
alright lads
streaming Rory & Wonderboy fights
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
Haven't been on heem in a while
We agree 199 is GOAT no ?
And are the Britcucks being as obnoxious as expected now that they have a champion ?
>>68200585
Yes.
No, Ariel stole Bisbong's thunder.
>>68200585
fag
OHHHHH
HE'S HURT
>>68200554
thanks man, that is awesome
>>68200479
he's gonna tap that ass any second now
Chuck BTFO
>>68200610
>>68200610
>Ariel stole Bisbong's thunder
That's a shame
>>68200626
kk
>>68200585
199 without a doubt had the greatest event ever. No other card even comes close.
Bongs were shitposting at first until pic related surfaced
Do True Fight Fans watch the Ultimate Fighter or is a waste of bandwidth?
>>68197335
fuck off
>>68200691
Waste
So much forced bullshit and drama in there
>>68197472
Fuck off Aldo, you're shit off PED's
>>68200479
nigga u get that master race sleep inbetween 22-08am. Everyone knows this. KYS.
>>68200554
we should stream ufc 200 together, heem.
>>68200738
>he doesn't sleep durning the day
i bet you like traffic too you goof
>>68200738
>10hrs sleep
Ain't nobody got time for dat bruh
>>68200768
t. wagecuck
>>68200691
depends on coaches and season. Considering that the black guy with a stache lost in the beginning of this season it was a 0 care season. However the bisping, miller, TJ, Dodson and Brandao season was dope. I think caraway and ciesa was on that season too?
>>68200585
you guys hyped this shit way too much. 189 was better.
>inb4 189fag
>>68200768
say good bye to your gains.
>>68200758
your entire life your parents made you sleep during the night. Switching it up now will only fuck you up. Kys.
>>68200811
189 and 194 was better. inb4 conor blabla. Lawler and rory were amazing and so was luke vs weidman. Conor was just bonus points on the event. Especially killing that shit brazilian.
>>68200668
>two Irish champions
WE
CAME
HERE
TO
TAKE
OVER
YEH
>>68197472
Conor's focusing on Nate
Aldo's focusing on Conor
Just a reminder :)
>>68200865
>flag
>topic
kys
>>68200865
t. conor mcgregor
>>68200882
>unironically saying kys
kys
>>68200811
The hype was real tbqhwy
Definitely a top 3 PPV event, imo
>>68200890
get in my guard bro
>>68200793
>However the bisping, miller, TJ, Dodson and Brandao season was dope. I think caraway and ciesa was on that season too?
Nope. Chiesa was coached by Faber, Dodson was coached Mayhem Miller just like Caraway (they opposed Dillashaw and Brandao). I would also make a joke about a Swede watching for the black guy, but as German I'm kinda sitting in a glass house.
Reem/Lesnar 2 when
>I score takedowns
>>68200887
what does this t. means?
Can someone give me a legitimate reason as to why they hate Brock?
>>68200934
t. faggot
>>68200811
Eh, idk
Rory - Robbie was way better than any fight on 199, but I feel like the card as a whole was better
More entertaining top to bottom
>>68200934
are you memeing me or you're really not sure?
means regards
who is your favourite female mixed martial artist?
>>68200963
hmm, but why is it a t then?
>>68200949
go back to training conor
>>68200921
Damn I really wished Overeem was allowed to do the amount of steroids he did back then.
>>68200905
idk what you're implying but low key everyone hates black ppl.
That season kicked ass. chiesa I guess is whatever. Even though marcus brimage sucked ass outside the TUF house he was ok on the show.
>>68200980
not joanna looks scary and her english is cringeworthy. I like clauidas face and paige is ok cute. Rose is the best fighter of the grills, ronda has a shit personality but at least finished some bitches.
I love the fight game and all that it offers. It's a chaotic world we live in but the reward far outweighs risk.
Allowing the pressure of the situation get to me, I felt the need to preform and make a statement as opposed to staying calculated and winning the fight. I underestimated my opponent and paid for it. Forcing a fight that was unlike me, which left the door open. Credit to Micheal for being the tough guy that he is and capitalizing on the situation.
Verbal warfare and fight hype is one thing, but that moment following the outcome of a fight is where a man's true character shines. After our first fight I picked him up off the canvas and gave him his due respect. Bisping went out of his way to come across the cage not to shake my hand like a man but to further mock the situation. I felt it was a classless move on his part. Thus the reason I was so pissed off at the press conference. I don't believe in kicking a man while he's down.
I've been here before and I've always learned and grew from these situations. This will be no different. I will go home, heal up, and come back better than ever before. Bisping, I will see you real soon and I will finish this.
>>68200992
It's finnish
>>68200980
Thug Rose
>>68200980
claimed
>>68197473
>>68197610
reminder that Spain is eternally assmad at anything a jew does and is too stupid to know the difference between europe and the middle east
>>68200980
Joanna
>>68201005
>On the feet he was struck and controlled. When the tank goes, no amount of skill can save you. You'll see. You'll all see.
>>68200904
calm down ortega
>>68200993
I am in training my Yank friend, Diaz choked the memes out of me, I couldn't look at an image board again after that defeat.
But I am adapting,becoming more dank each and every day we get closer to August.
Cap this.
I wanna see the woodley v lawler.. I'm very excited actually. However... I don't think woodley deserves the title shot hah.
>>68201073
>mfw Conor is right
>mfw /heem/ too shook to admit it
>mfw Conor defeats Nate Diaz at UFC 202
>>68201102
Face it lads, every female fighter looks like a goblin from some angles. It's the reality we all have to face
>>68201100
conor's memes will be so dank come august
>>68201101
he doesn't deserve it by any means, but it's better to have the champ fighting while the no1 contender is determined with Rory/Wonderboy than to have him sit on the bench until a clear contender arises.
>>68201126
gadelha just looks like a tranny, but I see what you're saying
>>68201104
I pray... I really hope dana lets conor juice the shit out of himself so he can rape the worst fighter in history aka nate diaz
bullshit stoppage tbqh
>>68201100
good to hear, bring us the memes
godspeed mcgoober
>>68201142
very true... idk if it's something wrong with me but both conor and wonderboy looks so slow and it looks like they hit really soft. But somehow they KO everybody and everyone gets hit... Maybe wonderboi can heem lawler after all...
ultimately dada 5000 won
Joe Rogan about to go live with Redban and a weed delivery service
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
>>68201200
Technically he died before Kimbo
He's basically a zombie now
>>68201189
it's their accuracy but they both really do a lot of damage
>>68201104
>Gonna put a spicy 50 on Diaz to win
>Still hope for Conor to win
>If he loses I still get money to cheer me up
>Mfw
Win win lads
>>68201203
Reminder to smoke weed every day
>>68201270
i hope it was worth giving his daughters health problems
>>68201264
50 dollars is a small price to pay for the memes coming back
good tradeoff desu
Who will fight first
Ronda
Phil Brooks
Streaming MacDonald & Thompson fights
Now Playing: Rory vs Nate
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
>>68201308
Phil Brooks, at UFC 202
FUCK YOU DIAZ
FUCK YOU DIAZ
FUCK YOU DIAZ
What is your favorite MMA news website?
was Rory on the gas lads?
Rory was obviously on the gas for this fight
Look at that bacne
>>68201390
looking swole as well
>>68201387
/r/mma
>>68201387
/heem/ OP
>>68201409
Coincidence this was after he started to train with gsp?
>>68200887
What does the t. mean? I'm usually good with context clues but I'm going full retard on this one.
>>68201445
what are you talking about la, GSP was full natty
just like these delts
>>68201450
>I ain't got no muhfuckin friends...
>THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
>don't get taken down
quality advice from Diaz' corner
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
HEEM FLIPPY
>>68201470
>signed
who /dudeweedlmao/ here
L I V E
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>68201518
We've heard worse than that in the past.
>>68201511
>FIRST OFF FUCK YO BITCH AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM
/fit/ is delusional holy shit
>>68201731
Sage's dad was a known roid guy. Anybody that believes this kid never accepted steroids from his own father his naive. Probably was breast-fed muscle milk too.
>>68201731
>sage isnt natty
>was already jacked at 6 years old
>>68201793
>roid guy
is this the technical term?
>He's put a section of chain link fence between his couch and tv for a realistic PPV with the lads
>>68201887
>Thinks he uses green text correctly
Buffer's Twitter is very Roganesk https://twitter.com/brucebuffer
>>68201961
i played poker with buffer at foxwoods he's a cool guy
>>68201961
>Roganesk
are you esl? is gay lick your first language?
>>68199972
>RDA is shorter and shit
lol this casual. Did you see what he did to Diaz?
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>68200087
>and performs well against the RDA type of fighter.
Against grapplers with terrifying leg kicks who are way stronger than him and find their range very well? Wew lad.
>>68202032
already DUDE WEED HEALS CANCER LMAO fuck off
>>68202032
Why did you remove Rogan Watch?
thanks for doing this shit chronologically, streamingbro.
DUDE GEORGE BUSH JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE WITH A HEMP PARACHUTE LMAO
>>68201102
>not wanting to stuff that pudgy scottish arse
5. Stephen Thompson vs Dan Stittgen UFC 143 <------
6. Matt Brown vs Stephen Thompson UFC 145
7. Rory MacDonald vs Che Mills UFC 145
8. Rory MacDonald vs BJ Penn UFC Fight Night
9. Stephen Thompson vs Nahshon Burrell UFC 160
10. Rory MacDonald vs Jake Ellenberger UFC Fight Night
11. Stephen Thompson vs Chris Clements UFC 165
12. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 167
13. Stephen Thompson vs Robert Whittaker UFC 170
14. Rory MacDonald vs Demian Maia UFC 170
15. Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley UFC 174
16. Stephen Thompson vs Patrick Cote UFC 178
17. Rory MacDonald vs Tarec Saffiedine UFC Fight Night
18. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 189
19. Stephen Thompson vs Jake Ellenberger TUF 21 finale
20. Stephen Thompson vs Johny Hendricks UFC Fight Night
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
>>68201450
lol whats this off?
>>68202117
>implying
>>68201909
no, that would be celltech tech
>>68202182
her soft voice as I jam it in would melt me to butter 2bh
>>68201633
I smoke weed while i lift weights
I dont drink alcohol tho
Tried going to my boxing gym stoned once, but found out wuick that it dont work well for that type of training
I miss the old tale of the tape theme desu
>>68202217
do you mind if i watch?
>>68202070
It shrinks tumors.
>>68197273
Can't wait for my boy to put in a couple mediocre performances and get cut after a few decision losses like all my other countrymen in the UFC!
[spoiler]:"([/spoiler]
Lads i fell for the jew's crocodile tears
What do i do now?
Reminder that this subreddit is for Sports and NOT eceleb podcasts about dudeweed.
>>68202285
Listen to Rogan give the UFC's version of things.
Jews gonna jew.
>>68197209
>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES
>LITERALLY
>MY
>BOY
UFC debut Thompson would wipe the floor with macheater
>>68202285
Film a new episode of Looking for a Fight
is this what it's like having 8 or 9 buddies?
https://twitter.com/thetigerbelly/status/740152341551161344
>tfw new contract for Ngannou
SWEET
UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BY 2018 GUYS
HOLY SHIT
>>68197326
How the fuck is he so aesthetic
>>68201731
>jacked son of a roid salesmen might be a juicer
>delusional
no
>>68202434
>>68202434
>>68202434
YES
Finally
Based HUESADA
>>68202434
kek
made me check
>>68202434
You fucking snake in the grass you
>>68202434
>>68202434
6/10, made me click
Good troll, would fall for it again
>>68202434
rekt
e
k
t
>>68200216
The best revenge he can enact is to take Dana's advice and go cover Bellator with the most exposure possible. It's good for the sport by destabilizing the UFC monopoly and forcing White's boys to step up their game.
>>68202373
damn that looks like fun
i wish i had friends
>>68202434
a well memed (You)
even deleted it afterwards, nice and flowey
>>68202532
someone faked an mmafighting.com article with Gadelha failed a USADA test in the URL.
Was Ariel told not to break the Lesnar news?
>Brock Lesnar (5-3)
>Mark Hunt (12-10)
This is a co-main event.
>This man is a technical brawler.
>>68202618
That seems to be the question.
>>68202618
according to rogan he was told they would have to fire people if it got leaked and he did it anyway
the behaviour of a goof
>>68202661
He was warned about leaking news in general, not that story in particular.
>>68202661
His only defence is that he leaked it because he knew someone else was going to. It's still scummy, but he's a tabloid hack, so ofc he'd go ahead.
>>68202631
wow I didn't realize hunt's record was so shit
>>68202661
why did they lift the ban if they directly told ariel that?
GSP was definitely 100% natty
>hurr durr everybody in better shape than me is on roids
t. fat retards
damn thompson was getting wrestlefucked to death that round
>>68202690
His kickboxing record is 30-13. He's a shit.
>This man is a Kung-Fu fighter.
>>68202618
they were trying to find the leak in their org. Asked Ariel to not report it because people's jobs were at stake, millions of dollars spent gettin the deal done and promo etc. etc. Ariel agrees, then goes right back out and puts out the news.
Fritatas lost their shit, brought him backstage again and banned him for life.
At least that's what Rogan said is the UFC version.
>>68202674
part of me hopes he was meming
>>68202698
because they were getting hit with a PR shitstorm because Ariel has influence
I'm scared for my /heem/fu.
She's fighting Rose at UFC 201. Does she have a chance against Thug?
>>68200921
>Roided up Overoid beating on DV Lesnar
This is one of the things I hate the most in what concerns MMA memories. I hope that faggot juiced up cunt gets his against Stipe. And I don't even like Stipe one bit.
>>68202698
>>68202727
Shaub speculated that Zuffa must have managed to figure out how, or from whom, Ariel was getting his information. But Schaub is a goof, so who knows.
>>68202708
>He's a shit
I don't understand, at least 30-13 isn't that bad.
>>68202745
it's the year of upsets
nothing is sure anymore lad
>>68202698
>why did they lift the ban
wait they reinstated smelwani? shit, this is the first time I've seen UFC brass go back on their word.
>>68197332
Masvidal costed and deserved to lose.
>>68202753
His combat sports record is 42-23.
>>68202745
Of course. Anyone can win in that meme division.
man this is a spicy fight
Brown is one tough SOB
Wonderboy was gassed as fuck
>>68202805
have you never seen this before? 145 was pretty spicy
>>68202745
winner gets their face rearranged by joanna
or bullied by claudia
>>68202918
>>68202745
karolina can bang
nothing to be scared of, fampai
>>68202969
joanna's cunty side came out when that fat lady reporter fucking mentioned karolina's name
>>68202910
I have
didn't remember it being this spicy though
also didn't remember Wonderboy doing as good as he did
others might have crumbled under his strikes
>>68197413
yea dude but that's just reality. If it's not popular because this is what actually happens, then those people can go heem themselves because they're fucking retarded.
>>68202969
>karolina can bang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SYOqQHTvUY
>>68202698
because they didn't tell ariel not to report the brock story. they just warned him some time earlier about reporting stuff in general.
>After a conversation with UFC officials Monday night, a credential ban on reporter Ariel Helwani, photo journalist Esther Lin and video journalist E. Casey Leydon has been lifted.
>>68197502
1st Amendment rights don't apply to companies you fucking idiot.
If you leak shit, that company has the right to blacklist you. Movie/video game companies do it all the time.
>>68203009
Ah I see. Yeah Wonderboy did ok, when I first rewatched it, the fight reminded me of Cyborg/Carano. In my memory it was one-sided as fuck, but in reality it was somewhat close/the loser did better than I remembered.
>>68203028
that's some Correia-tier athleticism
>>68203059
A wild slowpoke appears
>>68203072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiw6X1oyxCo
>>68203091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFnlQm3trUw
gotta love the fake walkout music
>>68203028
>>68203091
>tfw I am more athletic than fighters competing in the worlds most prestigous MMA promotion
>>68202745
While PVZ was doing dancing with the stars, Karolina was wrestling boars in the polish wilderness.
While PVZ was doing TMZ interviews at Hollywood nightclubs, Karolina was hauling truck tires around and doing muay thai drills.
While PVZ was doing podcasts with the Alpha Midget crew and doing morning talk shows, Karolina was honing her ability to kill..
The Josh Koscheck vs. Paul "Semtex" Daley rematch is off once again for Bellator MMA. Are you sad?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11873586/josh-koscheck-out-of-fight-with-paul-daley-at-bellator-158
REKT LOL FUCK U JOSH
So everyone is watching leton? I'm the only one listening to dudeweedlmaocast?
>>68203087
meh I was in the dark too, haven't been following this gay media shit
>>68203151
>shoulderimpingement.avi
Che Mills is a big WW
>>68203091
>>68203151
You think their pussy's look different when they cut weight?
>>68203194
>Kowalkiewicz began her mixed martial arts career at the age of sixteen when she began training in Krav Maga
>>68203269
I think he fought his last bouts as a MW. Not sure though, he kinda fell off of the map.
me on the left
>>68203329
Spain had some hot as fuck girls last time I was there, just get some?
>>68203362
you just know someone in this thread looks like that
>>68203301
krav maga isn't martial arts
>Ali
>Kimbo
>???
Deaths come in threes m8ies
>>68203387
What is it then?
>>68203387
>along with realistic fight training.[1][2] Krav Maga is known for its focus on real-world situations and its extremely efficient[3][4] and brutal counter-attacks
JOE ROGAN PODCAST CHECK IT OUT
>>68203466
Was it autism?
>>68203455
a self-defense system
damn Rory looking edgy as fuck in this promo
I've never seen him that smug
what was going on?
>>68203466
he doesn't even use that quote anymore, does he? I was surprised to hear it, thought it originted after the BJ fight.
>>68203455
it's basically a choreography. There's some schools that are somewhat legit though.
>>68203463
If someone is coming at you with a knife plant one foot and throw a high kick
>>68203463
not him, but:
>someone just standing still there doing a demonstratively obvious overhead stab with a knife
>kicking a knife
lol fucking retards
>He stands 5 feet [BEEEEEEP]
>Fighting out of Hilo, H–[BEEEEEEP]
what did they mean by this?
>>68203502
Are you saying the difference between martial arts and a self defense system is anything other than pedantry and/or semantics?
>>68203455
memery
>>68203455
It's martial arts, with focus on "arts". Like kung fu or other shit like that, it's more about the show and spirituality than anything else
I love Rory's work against the cage in this. Incredible that he looked even better against Smug Rashad Evans.
>>68203516
His autism is on full blast after Lawler 2
>>68203455
>>68203502
Basically this. There have been attempts by krav training clubs to make it a legit martial, like getting it recognised for sporting purposes, but it kept getting blocked on the grounds that it isn't really a martial art.
What to do if someone pulls a knife
What to do if you get jumped by several people
Half an hour of aerobics for every lesson.
Nobody is saying Krav is shit, but it's not a martial art. Spend your life doing krav and even a ninjitsu guy will fuck you up.
Guys we finally made it to 500 posts without someone starting 4 different "new" heem threads
>>68203536
what are you watching?
>>68197413
>the incredible and retarded implication that Roy Nelson isn't one of the least-hated fighters in UFC history
>>68203618
NEW
New heem thread
>>68203621
>>68203621
>>68203605
wait, those are policemen, right? Why are they no carrying guns?
>>68203631
>bongland
>>68203524
>>68203524
cheers
>>68203449
Rockhold, lel.
>>68203463
Thats fucking retarded, thanks for the lol
Krav Maga is even more stupid than i thought, this is Steven Segal Aikido level stupidity
>>68203605
do they not have batons or clubs or anything? also the taser guy didn't even kick the knife away, fucking amateurs.
>>68203531
no one does an attack like that anyway. the risk of getting cut up by a knife even for a trained professional is something like 99 percent
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>>68203592
... so where do I post now?
>>68203662
Pretty sure every single German police officer carries a gun.
>>68203362
>I heard you like 135 lb guys h-heh!
>>68203580
maybe, but he wasn't being edgy
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>>68200146
>Conor vs RDA
If Conor beats Nate in the rematch I would beat good money that they'd make this fight despite it tying up the Featherweight belt
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