I wonder what its like to be able to kill 99.99% percent of humans with your bear hands?
I wouldn't mind being a bear. Unless I was in Asia.
>>37470441
All I have to do to beat Schaub is to blow some air on his chin.
>>37470455
Kodiak bear master race reporting in
>>37470480
i didnt know Travis brown is on /fit/. whats the secret to killing a man with elbows as he tries to double leg?
>>37470489
This bear's face looks like someone mirrored it vertically
>>37470441
I wont catch on the joke; actually 99,99% of grown up men are able to kill the 99,99% of human population with their bare hands if you give them the chance to bash the target skull in
Killing somebody doesnt require that much strenght
>>37470524
we said sir
>>37470524
the ol fighting isnt real meme
>>37470524
I think Schaub would fuck you up
>>37470524
>heh... *teleports behind you*
>"h-hajai des!!!!"
>*animation cell superimposed on speed lines*
>"nothing personnel, kid"
>bash the target skull in
>*tips fedora and wipes katana with style*
>hot girl supporting character watches from the sideline
>"s-such chkara... sugoi, simply sugoi"
First for Schaub
>>37470524
Women too. I'd have no trouble killing Cain Velasquez.
Me in the pic btw
>>37470524
excellent observation anon. 99.99% of the population could beat usain bolt in a race if he were standing still.
>>37470617
>an SJW "author" defending a fat cow
Colour me surprised
So, explain to me how this cocksucker could murder 99.99% of the human population, because I don't get it.
>>37470524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe3na9umxDA
>>37470524
>I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
>>37470635
He's a professional heavyweight mixed martial artist, at least he was until his podcast got popular.
>>37470635
He was a top heavyweight in the UFC who retired in his prime to conquer the entertainment industry.
>>37470635
because hes the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmyrrNh5X6A
>>37470695
>He was a top heavyweight in the UFC who retired in his prime to conquer the entertainment industry.
By looking like a /fa/ faggot who just discovered menswear and deluded himself into thinking he has """class"""?
>>37470703
>that follow up punch when he's clearly out cold
what a dickhead
>>37470714
crazy how his body tries to keeps going even after he's been btfo
>>37470729
Internet critics are the worst. Get a life and lose my number.
>>37470695
>top
Lmao no. He was a tomato can with a glass chin.
>>37470767
Go try to do jiu jitsu on the cement instead of a mat and you will see how good ground fighting is on the street.
>>37470768
You're an idiot
>>37470768
He's an elite striker who KNOCKED OUT Cro-Cop
>>37470783
Better than on a mat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YjNBJSR6U
Unless the other guy what friends that will kick the grappler while he's down, a ground fighter will beat a standup fighter the vast majority of the time
>>37470806
>what
*has
>>37470783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27FH-nXP1xU
retard. drop a barbell on your neck m8.
>>37470613
>>37470681
>>37470714
>>37470765
his most brutal knock out was when joe rogan dropped some truth bombs on him about how he's not an elite fighter.
>>37470681
A balding flabby loser. My dad could beat him up.
>>37470695
>top heavyweight
nah breh
>retired in his prime
his prime was pretty mediocre
>>37470703
>GOAT
>Cro Cop was so old and out of his prime that his entire head was made of glass that even a light tap would knock him out
Cro Cop should have retired a long time before that fight.
>>37470834
my dads could beat up your dad
The opinions of casuals are so adorable.
>>37470822
>joker tattoo
>playing with headphones on
what a fag.
>>37470878
how shit do you have to be to get put into a twister?
>>37470874
HAHA you have 2 dads!! Your dads are GAAY!!!
>>37470747
This.
Crop cop may be old with slower reflexes and a (now) glass chin from many years of trauma... But that man IS a killer, unlike schaub. I'm surprised he didn't watch the reply and make plans to murder him in his sleep.
Seriously though. It's things like that that cause greats like cro cop to develop glass jaws/lose their chin. Taking full force blows to the head whilst unconscious is infinitely worse for your brain than getting KO'd.
Assholes like schaub shorten the careers of entertaining and brilliant fighters. Because they just can't help themselves from getting a free punch to an unconscious man.
I would happily place a pipe bomb in schaubs wifes anus.
>>37470975
don't blame schaub, that's just the nature of the sport. You keep punching until the ref stops you. In the heat of the moment you can't tell dazed from knocked out.
>>37470975
Schaub isn't married. You can't tie down a real alpha male.
>>37470826
fucking brutal. How long after did he retire?
>>37471151
shit, forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
>>37470941
My wife's son could beat up your dad lmao loser
Schaub is un-ironically the best HW in the world.
>>37470729
That's how nouveau riche works
>>37470524
Welcome to try. Would you consider yourself as a part of the 99,99% kek.. or are you a faggot ?
