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Previous thread: >>68197209
News:
>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/fresh-off-palhares-victory-emil-weber-meek-booked-for-ufc-fight-night-in-hamburg
>Kimbo is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellator-heavyweight-ratings-king-kimbo-slice-dead-at-42
>Namajunas-Kowalkiewicz added to UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rose-namajunas-meets-undefeated-karolina-kowalkiewicz-at-ufc-201-in-atlanta
first for paddy
First for Schaub
Good OP
8. Rory MacDonald vs BJ Penn UFC Fight Night <-----
9. Stephen Thompson vs Nahshon Burrell UFC 160
10. Rory MacDonald vs Jake Ellenberger UFC Fight Night
11. Stephen Thompson vs Chris Clements UFC 165
12. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 167
13. Stephen Thompson vs Robert Whittaker UFC 170
14. Rory MacDonald vs Demian Maia UFC 170
15. Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley UFC 174
16. Stephen Thompson vs Patrick Cote UFC 178
17. Rory MacDonald vs Tarec Saffiedine UFC Fight Night
18. Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald UFC 189
19. Stephen Thompson vs Jake Ellenberger TUF 21 finale
20. Stephen Thompson vs Johny Hendricks UFC Fight Night
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
Real new
>>68203621
>>68203621
>>68203621
If you care even a little about Kimbo, stop watching MMA and start watching WWE. It's clearly more in your taste
goddamn, Rory looking explosive as fuck in this fight (read: on the gas)
>>68203657
You were second in the old thred and you don't even have a pasta. Kill yourself. How fucking pathetic are you that you care about which thread gets used for a few hours anyways?
>>68203632
DA HOOLIGAN
>>68203657
the thread he linked is the real thread lads get in there
>Herb Dean
>>68203682
Come on in man
>>68203621
The water is fine
Real thread right here
>>68203711
she's terrified
>>68203592
WE DID IT /HEEM/
>>68203647
Noice
Who else listening to dudealienscast ??
>>68203711
she doesn't do drugs she just played volleyball as a child and also is a man
>tfw the whole Ariel Jewani debacle was just another ploy to get more attention to Bork's return
USADA calls and says theres a new roid that can only be detected by taste, and they think claudia is on it. They call you and need you to drink her piss. What do you do?
>>68203711
There must be something off they see in their tests if she's getting tested this much
Ignoring the blatantly overwhelmingly obviousness that she is juicing
>>68203738
i'm watching The Young Turks waiting for the butthurt after Bernie gets blown out in Cali
>>68203754
it's a ploy to set up dana vs ariel at wrestlemania
>>68203747
why are the brazilians so genderfluid?
and I mean that in the strictest physical sense
>>68203711
>fucking retardinhos, I'm off my cycle! Thank you USADA!
>>68203754
sheeeeeit
>>68203772
I live in CA and I'm not even voting cause I couldnt be bothered to fill out my mail in ballot. I've been shitposting on the internet all day. I'ma a registered republican anyway, i couldnt vote for berndog if i wanted to.
>>68203754
Hardy Bucks popular in Norway is it? Or is that you Eddie Durkan
>>68203769
>yeah let me fly all the way down to brazil only to have her piss sample "get spilled" before I get to chug it down
go back to the jungle
>>68203769
w-what if they make a mistake and send you Bigfoot's piss instead?
>>68203833
WTF i hate Poland now
>>68203835
gross omg
I've upped the bitrate a bit, let me know if it's too much
be careful
Should Bisping be suspended for using a homophobic insult? If the UFC truly wants to grow, they should act IMO.
>>68204023
I listened to the CME podcast and they brought that up. Who gives a fuck?
>>68204023
>Should Bisping be suspended for using a homophobic insult?
No
And people who care about that should kts desu
>>68203659
Agreed. I'm confused by even legit fighters posting as if he was some major influence on the sport. He was always shit and if anything was a negative influence on the sport by reinforcing the whole bloodsport/brawling style. I mean its fine to feel bad for him/his family, but he was always one of the worst meme fighters
>>68204042
>>68204042
>that visible micropenis
>>68204023
He should be stripped of the belt like Tyson Fury. Homophobia and any queerophobia in general is not tolerable in this day and age. You must be tolerable of others lifestyles.
>>68204045
>as if he was some major influence on the sport.
But he was
I mean, not on the "sports" side, but the media and "mainstreamization" of the sport side
>>68204042
Really hope the Polish Goblin kills her dead
Brock Lesnar can be a bigger draw than Conor if he signs with the UFC.
>>68204066
But what if that's Bisbing's lifestyle to act that way? We should tolerate him and his choice of words - he's the MW champ we all deserve
>>68204094
>can be
he was and still is, the numbers don't lie
according to a buddy who ran into bisping at a party in west hollywood, the count REALLY likes gay people so i don't think he should be punished for using any slurs
>>68204186
His son is gay, after all
ufc 200 is a pretty good card
>>68204186
So having black friends lets you use the "n" word?
The UFC will never be respected as a sport unless Bisping is striped of his title and banned from competing in the UFC. They need to know this is completely unacceptable.
>>68204253
Stop baiting, faggot.
>>68204253
Fuck of faggot nigger
gnight lads
Kimbo death reported in serbian daily newspapers lol..
>>68204261
>>68204269
Feel like a tough guy? You'd never speak to me like that in public.
>two weeks without internet
>suddenly bispig is the new champion
what happened?
>>68204319
Le Monde reported it on their website
Shit's mainstream
>>68204319
>legendarni
I'm guessing that means legendary? That's hilarious.
>skot koker
kek
>>68204330
meme sorcery
so how did kimbo die lads?
>>68204319
>Kimbo death
What?
>>68204323
i was at a lan center last month and shouted in teamspeak really loud WATCH THAT NIGGER BEHIND YOU. there were like 20 black people there and no one cared lol.
>>68204385
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/fl-kimbo-slice-update-0608-20160607-story.html
Heart problems. Was on a transplant list.
>>68204435
dumb roidnigger
>>68203647
Did you stop streaming? Was I the only one watching? I was enjoying it
>>68204469
nice edge where do u live
i'll kimbo u myself
>>68204319
>Kimbo Slajs
>>68204498
meet me at howth pier ill spinny shit your teeth down your throat
jon
Does Jon Jones get paid more than his brothers?
>>68204537
lmao
jon..
Dis Bisping's win make the cover of any UK mags or papers?
>>68204539
When he's active, maybe. Chandler is getting 2 mil a year for four years plus a $4.3m signing bonus. But I know fuck all about his sponsor situation. But Jones was sponsored by Nike and they actually gave him a decent push for a while.
>>68204598
i would like to know this too
>32 days....
>>68204598
nope
Hey Anon, heard you were chatting shit about us.
>>68204678
Fuck off before I call Holly
>>68204662
>@enterusernamehere
Wew
>>68204598
Kind of, it was on BBC news and Sky news, and it was trending a lot.
>>68204800
BECAUSE IF HIS NAME IS KEITH JOHNSON, THEN THE DEAN OF MEAN MAKES NO SENSE
those abs
>>68204555
fucking kek
>>68204867
thicc
>>68204165
>the numbers don't lie
well they do actually
the available ppv numbers are just Dave Smeltzer calling up his tv network buddies and asking them, they don't take internet buys into account
the UFC said196 is the biggest they've ever done, I think they know better than the WWE Observer
>>68203965
down with this sort of thing
>>68204867
Goddamn
That's a jungle goddess
>>68204921
yeah the estimates are based on single sets of data estimates, smaller satellite companies, youtube, ufc.com, ufc apps, canadian and international ppvs
the list goes on and on. I wouldn't be surprised if 10% of ppv buys are on streaming services
>>68204598
Not really, Bisping isn't that popular outside of MMA fans
Who /TimKennedy/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSjzQwIYPU
>>68204608
dana gettin his arm all up in some tits
Who is the best ring girl and why is it jhenny?
Karolina vs Rose, who you got?
>>68205089
Man I havent listened to Alex Jones in years. His voice has actually gotten worse.
>losing to Michael Bisping
From joke to top bloke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyu6qCnSfw
>>68205207
>why is it jhenny
You mistyped Chrissy m8
https://youtu.be/7ah57GjZSWc
>>68205217
>brain says Rose
>heart says Karolina
She's the closest thing I've got to a my girl
>>68205269
Shit taste from a britroach, what a surprise
![chrissy-blair-9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5WWtIya.jpg "chrissy-blair-9[1].jpg")
>>68205315
>Shit taste
Sure
>>68204598
Did it bollocks, no one cares about MMS here except the big stars like Conor. If I told some lads Bisping won the title, they'd ask who that even is
>>68205315
Who dis saman daman?
>>68205278
historical joe rogan
>Wonderboy is going to knockout Rory with his karate memekicks.
32 days
anyone else convinced that cote is more likely to hurt himself than get hurt by cerrone
https://youtu.be/pUhLUCaVpvM
>>68204490
>the look on your face when you about suck off jon and you aint stoppin even if he nuts.
>>68204537
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked jon.
>>68205352
This desu
There's a reason why Lorenzo chose her
>>68204638
>...until jon get's his dick sucked>>682
"Beautiful" Brendan Schaub would destroy Lesnar, on the feet he is the superior boxer and on the ground he has some of the slickest Jiu Jitsu in the HW division. Lesnar wouldn't be safe anywhere.
>>68204644
Joanna is a full on qt. Sure she isnt traditionally hot as all get out but she's pure qt tier
>>68200554
Did I miss the stream?
>>68205532
If it was any other division the Bork Loser would get humiliated by the new breed of MMA fighter. But it's HW so that won't happen
>>68205583
apples and oranges. A freak athlete like Bork would not work at any other weight class.
>>68205563
>hitchhiker thumb
dropped
>>68205583
shut the fuck up
>>68205583
>implying bork won't be humiliated with a first round KO loss
Name a better stand up comic than Brendan Schaub.
Protip; you can't
>>68205665
what odds u wanna put on that my man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CG0_OvTItU
tl;dw version
Ariel: "I dindu nuffin. I'll du nuffin again!"
>>68205583
Hendo killed Lombard and Bisbong KOed the man who was supposed to be the best of the best at MW
there's no "new breed"
>42 year old Mark Hunt is going to KO the Beast Incarnate™
>>68205694
>As long as I'm president he'll never get credentials again
Will Weidman's dad be on suicide watch when Bisking KO's his boy stiff
>>68205851
hope so
actually i want to see someone's dad die of a heart attack, imagine all the epic memes and reaction faces we could get. Either him, Maynard's dad or Ronda's mom dropping dead would be kek
>>68205877
Weirdo
>>68205686
Hunt is already a +1 favorite
>>68205851
Bisping will never fight again.
He's exactly the kind of goof who will retire with the belt just so he can say he never lost it.
>>68205877
>Weidman's dad's head will be shooped on Rashad's post Liddell celebration body
>>68205851
>ywn have a dad so proud of you he feels the need to defend you and show support against a horde of fite fans
I really can't understand why people unironically don't like that moment, it was one of the nicest things ever.
luke thomas cries a little in his kimbo slice video
>>68205925
Sounds familiar
>>68205467
Kek. I had this season. Its probably my favorite next to season one. Carter was an annoying motherfucker. But there was a lot of bro moments. I remember Drago who was friends with Serra and Cote taking a harder fight so Cote could get ahead.
If you dont think Bisping (C) is the Natty Goat, you need to get the fuck out cuz you dont know shit about mma
You either die a legend or live long enough to see yourself become a meme.
>>68205937
It's sort of beautiful in a retarded way, he felt the need to restate that he still loves his son when no rational person would disown their child because he lost in a sport.
>>68205388
Nah, he'll probably use his superior hands.
>>68203638
>McLesnar
Dana would permacum at that
ALRIGHT, WHO WILL / WOULD WIN THESE REMATCHES?
>Rockhold vs Bisbong
>McGoober vs Diaz
>Cruz vs DJ
>MacDonald vs Lawler
>Lesnar vs off-roids Overeem
>Aldo vs Edgar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJIC2vgtJc
Brock is actually a very handsome man, good for him
>tfw you want to bang and he lets you bang bro
Rip
>>68205851
no cause chris will still be his boy
>>68206087
What if he felt the need to say it because he knows everyone who truly knows him will be thinking "when they get home he's going to take off his belt and beat 'mah boy' senseless for losing him the title.
>dats my title boy, you ain't nuthin without me, ya dingus.
>>68206168
>cockhold wins easy if he doesn't goof up again
>mcgregor wins easy if he understands how to fight @170
>cruz wins again and the DJ meme finally ends
>lawler wins again
>overeem wins against retired bork
>edgar wins against post usada aldo
>jon put that dick away im not in the mood
>>68206168
The only ones that are even debatable are Lawler v MacDonald, Aldo vs Edgar.
>>68206168
>Rockhold
>Diaz
>DJ
>Lawler
>Overeem
>Edgar
>he thinks mcgregor will outbox diaz if he trains for 5 rounds
>>68206282
>This little Brazilian got all my guesses right
Curious.
>Tfw literally rooting for Rory and Brock but the latter will never recover from his DV
>>68206285
My fucking sides
>>68206227
>>68205089
has beaten 2 current UFC champions
>>68206024
great season overall, it helped that all the fighters were relevant
Cote brought the memes
>brock destroys hunto easily and decides to come back to the UFC full time
>yfw vince mcmahon gets cucked like never before
>>68206227
>Harambe as ref
Lost it.
>>68206437
Lawler is a goof for fighting in Middleweight back in Strikeforce
>>68206380
anyone with a working brain should answer similarly
alex jones confirms Tim Kennedy getting a title shot 4:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2lIk3xSRQ
>>68206168
Rockhold if he's serious
Diaz via cardio, reach, chin, and ground game
Cruz via mewvment, size advantage, and wrestling
Lawler by heem
Overeem by Brock relies on his physicality and doesn't have the skill to cut it in the current year
Edgar by USADA and wrestlefuck
>>68206168
>>Rockhold vs Bisbong
Rockhold
>>McGoober vs Diaz
McGregor
>>Cruz vs DJ
Cruz
>>MacDonald vs Lawler
MacDonald
>>Lesnar vs off-roids Overeem
Lesnar
>>Aldo vs Edgar
Aldo
>>68206810
>McGregor
>MacDonald
>Lesnar
>Aldo
terrible picks
>Daniel, Cain?! Where are you guys?! Heeelp!!!
>>68206741
>believing even a single sentence that alex jones says
Lesnar vs Hunt is damn interesting, I can see a way for either of them to take the win
Don't want to tell casuals Brock might get knocked out because if he does dominate Hunto they'll judge me :_:
>>68204042
>all these fags hating on her and supporting that Polish witch
Smh gay desu
>>68206741
>middle heavyweight
wat
>>68206741
>Alex Jones
Heem yourself my man.
>>68206168
>Rockhold
>Diaz (probably)
>Cruz (MM too little)
>Reem
>Edgar
>>68206285
What a gay gimmick
>>68206859
>implying Aldo doesn't heem Edgar, then McGregor, and then moves up in a superfight to heem Khabib to win the Lightweight title
You know what the worst aspect of MMA from a fighter's perspective is? Claiming that you're going to knock someone out and then getting knocked out by him.
>>68206087
>would disown their child
You're thinking about this completely the wrong way
>>68206862
>not taking everything he says as gospel
enjoy being more of a slave you cuck
>>68206966
>Khabib's hugging skills vs Aldo's slippery hips
Never knew I needed this in my life
>>68206966
>Edgar doing anything of the sorts
His prime was beating an old BJ Penn, you give him too much credit.
>>68206902
come and heem me yourself my man, i will show you how a true patriot fights
>>68203770
>the blatantly overwhelmingly obviousness that she is juicing
Yeah for sure all the 14 year olds with abs are juicing too.
Put the fork down.
>>68203659
>>68204045
How many years do you need to spend on /b/ for your brain to become this permanently edgy?
I like Alex Jones and Tim Kennedy. Fight me.
>>68206902
>>68207011
I could probably heem both of you tbqh
>>68207105
Maybe in a banana throwing competition you filthy monkeybeaner.
>>68207011
True Patriot? Who? (You)? Go take another Iodine suppository, take you Alpha Tech chest hair drops and stop being scared. Now go for in a swim in Austin before I go down there and heem you myself.
>>68207077
i wouldn't fight you, i would shake your hand brother
Putting this entire thread on notice. I'd fight any of y'all on 2 week notice.
>>68207105
I agree, average brazilian wrecks average 'murican.
But averege russian wrecks both lol..
>>68207180
>canada trying to banter
go away you socialist little shit i'm sure you have some refugees to cuck yourself to
>>68207008
Aldo is the only fighter on the roster tailor made to counter Khabib. Everyone else vs Khabib is Suplex City tier.
I wanted to learn Jiu Jitsu, are Gracie schools a meme?
>>68207260
notice, notice
>>68207009
Aldo heeming Edgar is giving Edgar too much credit? Espania lay off the drugs.
>>68207277
I'll drop you on your malnourished head you greasy fuck
>>68207310
No, they are very good.
Jitz on the other hand is a total meme, wrestling is better.
>>68207310
they can be
>>68207310
No
10th planet is a meme
>>68207310
No but they are needlessly expensive. Like owning a mac laptop.
>>68207260
U bang ese?
>claimed boys reminder
>Leeroy
>Dom
>Mouse
>Silva
>Khabib
these r my bois
i could also heem any here
>tfw i can heem every here
>>68207403
>>no gi being a meme
>> pretending like gi BJJ comes anywhere near the level of efficacy that no gi teaches
>>68207461
*
>>68207369
I read it all wrong (because of painkillers indeed). But yeah, post-USADA Aldo is finished.
daily heeminder
always be efficient with your energy
NO MEMEKICKS
NO PANIC WRESTLING
Just mewvment
heem every here
>>68207384
>> sport that allows no slams no submissions
so effective
>>68207591
delete this and carb the fuck up
>>68207517
>not training both
>not being a gi champion and NAGA fighter
>(You)
>>68207404
any way to know if a school is fraudulent then? i don't want to spend too much.
>>68207591
>NO MEMEKICKS
Unlike many of you faggots I train and I have a pair of balls. Webm related. It's meme.
>2nd degree Dan in Kempo Odashi
>1st degree Dan in Karate
>Updike Ave Bar and Grill Toughman Contest Winner 2011
>brown belt in Jiu Jitsu (Gracie)
>>68207591
I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
People don't look at him objectively and are just jealous because he's good looking in addition to having so much else going for him. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.
He's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything he's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.
It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.
But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.
McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.
People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?
I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.
Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.
Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?
That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
>>68207612
>It isn't the best foundation for mma
>They don't dominate the sport
>>68207713
you got knocked out in the first round buddeh
>>68207713
m8 shut the fuck up
yer an idiot yeh
>>68207736
>OHH HE HURT HER
>OHHHHH
>IT IS ALL OVER, JUST.LIKE.THAT.
>>68207736
is she...kissing him in between? wtf?
>>68207736
>Shit defense
>Takes 5 hooks to heem a girl
>>68207713
You better shut your mouth before I shut it for you
Believe you me
>>68207736
>>68207736
OH SHE'S HURT
>>68207714
At least they're fully hydrated now
>>68207713
>cockhold actually posts on /heem/
do you spit or swallow?
>>68207714
fucking ruthless
even tries to soccer kick his head at the end
>>68207987
>tries
>>68207713
What is Luke doing in Canada?
>>68207962
You wish he did homo
SUCC
>>68207736
goddamnit herb stop the fight
>>68208370
Dom Cruz is on snapchat eating dessert in a restaurant by himself..I just want to be his friend
is bosse about to go on a ko streak or is o'connell gonna sloppily blanket him to death
hockey enforcer might not be as bad a base as people think
they all have mad power I imagine from being able to throw full force without any friction, insane balance desu
then in mma they don't even have that handicap
is brashear still doing things?
>>68208519
b-but is dojo there?
Seriously, what a time to be a fightfan
>>68207640
im a vegan
>>68207692
memekicks make you gas and open to get heemed
say no to memekicks
>>68207696
that's how its done
may you all be blessed with efficient energy
Reminder that Conor Mcgregor played the UFC and lost while Ariel helwani did the same and won.
white people BTFO
jon
>>68208603
>ariel
>not white
