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RIP kimbo
news- BJpenn.com
>>68203618
the hybrid
artem
Bisping
supple
gonna really miss kimbo even though he was washed up
Word on the street is Cruz is a robot.
>>68214041
Connor tries way too hard with the whole fashion thing
>>68214209
sightings of him being a loner in public
>>68214041
>tiny hands
evrytiem
why did we have to meme this into existence...
>>68214332
cause its funny
>Nate got into fight with Clay Guida's brother
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/nate-diaz/nate-diaz-gets-into-huge-fight-with-clay-guida-and-his-team/
kek
>Nordine Taleb hurt, out for Alan Jouban fight at FN 90
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nordine-taleb-injured-ufc-seeks-opponent-for-alan-jouban-at-ufc-fight-night-90
>Spike planning one hour special on Kimbo on June 24th
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/spike-plans-one-hour-tribute-show-to-kimbo-slice-on-june-24-230801554.html
>>68214332
I'm coming for that dick Jon.
>>68214374
I hope somebody beats jouban so bad he loses his modeling contract
>>68214332
>maintaining eye contact while jones stares off into oblivion
alpha af
Relax everyone
>>68214332
>>68214363
>>68214382
>Jon
>>68214374
>one hour youtube clips and MMA losses
jon
>>68214529
>JON JONES
>GET YA SHIT TOGETHER
>IM CUMMIN
suck
>I wish I knew how to quit you
>tfw we mememagic DC into literally sucking Jon to submission
>jon put that dick away im not in the mood
>>68214644
![jon-jones-daniel-cormier-fight-video-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n3cnNx2.jpg "jon-jones-daniel-cormier-fight-video-3[1].jpg")
>Jon, I.....
2016
>sage cusses in his ufc 200 bout after suffering an eye poke.
2017
>sage goes on anti religious rant on twitter but then claims to have been hacked the following day.
2018
>sage disowns his father after getting humiliated by khabib in a 5 round grappling clinic.
2019
>rumor has it that sage was caught having sex in a public parking lot inside his mustang. though no confirmation.
2020
>sage/paige sextape video release
2021
>usada accidentally leaks sage's positive drug test for cocaine.
2022
>paige reveals bruises on her face back and ribs via Instagram with a post stating "it's time you all know who sage northcutt has become over the years"
2023
>sage is cut from roster after found guilty for g&p paige.
>sage spends 3 days in prison.
2024
>sage overdoses on cocaine and is sent to rehab after hospital visit.
>The darker the better Jon
>>68214712
Sage always seems like the type that will go on a serial killing streak or some shit
>>68214749
cormier reminds me of an earthworm
Stack both of these cans, and that's about the length and girth I felt.
>Yfw you randomly remember Bisbong is champion
>>68214843
>>68214843
>forrest got heemed by shogun in 2011
>2011 was 5 years ago
somebody hold me
>>68214843
>We're in the universe where Bisking KO's Rockedcold in the 1st round
Wew, what a time to be alive
Where can I watch TFATK 3D?
>>68214941
ufc.tv
Is DC aware of his dik sucking memes?
>>68214332
>>68214363
>>68214382
>>68214513
>>68214529
>>68214564
>>68214635
>>68214637
>>68214654
>>68214683
>>68214703
>>68214749
>>68214825
>tfw you fondly remember asking yourself "who this fat nigga" when dc came in as a replacement in the strikeforce hw grand prix and knocked the dog shit out of big foot
>>68214987
I'd go for DC if he was in any other weight class.
>>68214976
Hi, I'm Daniel Cormier
I started this meme
Haha, thanks for joining us tonight.
what's this from
Did you hear the rumor that Kimbo Slice didn't really die?
I heard he's coming back to fight as a deadweight.
>>68215092
>a /co/ poster in heem
>>68215067
That's Gina Carano. I'm not sure which EliteXC card it is though.
>>68215067
my dreams
>Schaub unironically thinks he can beat Bork, especially on the ground.
>>68214712
I think we all know where memecut should "train".
>a-at least we have the MW belt, right??
>Brendan Schaub unironically thinks he could choke out Muhammed Ali in his prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdWH_F_twk
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
>>68214244
>ywn be boys with dom and help him regain trust in people
>>68215264
Trump
>Trump
Trump
>Trump
In the crowd at 6:24
>>68215260
he would easy
>>68215260
>>68215207
I think you'd be surprised
>>68215260
I would heem schaub senseless rolling out of bed, he's a joke
>>68215264
>upload free fight of guy you constantly bashed who was never on your roster KTFO-ing your former champ and current #6 ranked fighter
UFC has no loyalty. I bet Andrei mad as hale.
>>68215255
>mfw a brit says he is white near me
>>68215264
This fight pissed me off because everyone pretended like Arlovski was actually landing instead of just doing better than people expected.
Reminder that an old shit brazilian ended the schaub meme
get fucked /heeem/
>>68215264
>The crowd erupts
>Trump slowly rises to his feet
Can't be shook.
>>68215343
25% eastern european 25% welsh boiiiiiiiii
>>68215369
Money talks. Schaub is a massive success story.
>>68215323
yeah, but now he's fighting on fight pass, so ufc gets the last laugh
>>68215381
is this for real? very good for him considering he didnt made champion and didnt fought for long, hope he made smart investments
>>68215369
>>68215381
>He actually thinks he's a bad matchup for Brock Lesnar, and can beat him if it goes to the ground.
All of my keks
Can I have some webms of Big Brown getting heem'd?
>>68215386
>Fedor Emelianenko Net Worth - $15 Million
tragic
>>68215411
I think you'd be surprised.
>>68215399
He has a very succesful podcast. I don't know if that is what made him $3million dollars though
>>68215264
>you now remember the sound of Fedors fist connecting with Brett Rogers' jaw.
https://youtu.be/b6R4U5d1Kjg
>>68215427
is he implying that fits in his ass?
>>68215433
Condom Depot yo
>>68215411
>>68215436
CABRINI GREEEEEEEEEEN
>>68215386
i was more talking about andrei. any time the fedor fight comes up he gets extremely salty. you can tell it's the one loss that will always bother him. and then the ufc kind of shits on him to....promote a fight pass fight.
Who else hype for Mark Hunt beating the bejesus out of Lazer Sword Chest?
>>68215445
>That filename
kek'd
>>68215445
never gets old
>>68215438
I think you'd be surprised
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/brock-lesnar-granted-waiver-from-four-month-drug-testing-requirement-003253522.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory&soc_trk=tw
I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU FAT COCONUT NIGGER
>>68215436
You guys ever wonder why we never get interviews with the chuckster anymore?
I'm guessing the UFC is keeping him on the payroll and trying to keep in how of the public eye so that people don't realize his brain is mush and he's punch drunk as shit.
>>68215524
He's not punch drunk, it's just that coke
>>68215521
It would be nice if they let Hunto get juiced to the gills too
>>68215536
I'm not referring to his state in that coked up gif.
>>68215536
>he is not punch drunk
>>68215542
you want lesnar to die?
>>68215436
chuck almost tapped
>>68215553
No he's coked up
Reminder that if you like the UFC you should be praying Brock wins and decided to come back full time.
All memes are ending, soon we will need a real draw to keep things running.
>>68215521
why does bork have extra chest muscles
>>68215618
Because of the sword tattoo
>>68215583
>No he's coked up
>>68215634
>>68215618
He is an evolved being
>>68215411
>>68215636
Kimbo was an evolved being, didn't you see him escape that locked in RNC by ken shamrock
>>68215636
A bacteria is an evolved being too.
do you guys think bork has a huge cock or just a shriveled little anteater with red pubes?
>>68215649
He's still married to Sable
You tell me
>>68215649
I bet average or slighty above average.
>mfw we get Brock Vs. Fedor eight years too late.
>Brock Lesnar -116
>Mark Hunt +103
>>68215634
>>68215635
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/xe4z.mp4
>>68215648
god doesn't real, my friend
>>68215687
I'm not clicking that shit t bh
The slavic fucks made me paranoid.
>>68215676
honestly I dont think Brock can take one clean punch from Hunto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-pLiue8kno
Daily reminder that Mark Hunt is K-1 world Grand Prix champion
Do you think Hunto being a christfag still means he's against the homophobia Brock promotes?
>>68215693
dont be such a pussy
>>68215687
wonder how close he got to being fired after this kek
>>68215694
it'll be an uppercut
>>68215553
i-is that a fucking squid tattoo?
>>68215694
He can take a few, the question is if he has the heart to keep going if he gets hurt.
I think he has the heart, judging from the Carwin fight, but at the same time he is trying to reduce damages.
>>68215673
>we will never get Struve-Fedor
>>68215721
nighty night shitty, hw division is hilarious
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428202
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428202
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428202
>>68215704
>don't be such a pussy
>pussy
>puss
>y
>>68215717
Pretty well done, but weird choice.
Daily reminder that Brendan Schaub thinks he can come back to the UFC and beat this man
How often do you think she takes it up the ass? How likely is it that she'll fuck you if you train with Alpha Fail?
>>68215718
Hunt is more accurate, has better technique and more power in his punches than Carwin. Carwin's a fucking monster but Hunt walk off KO'd Roy Nelson clean.
If Brock shoots onto Hunt's uppercut he's face planting whether he recovers or not.
>>68215769
never, none
PVZ is pure you degenerate
CHUTE BOX
>>68215618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjSCzC4R6gk
>>68215789
CORN TO THE CORE
>>68215769
She will fuck anyone with neck tattoos.
>>68215676
Good odds if bork hasn't been on that Brazilian camp, although he probably has.
More importantly, free money:
>Jon Jones -265
>Demetrious Johnson -1400
>>68215255
Just a reminder
>America elected a black muslim immigrant as president TWICE
>US black population is 45,672,250, that's a larger black population than every African nation except Nigeria, DRC and Ethiopia
>USA is 4th largest African country
>United States of Africa
>>68215826
>12.3 percent
Non-Hispanic whites make up 63 percent of the U.S.; Hispanics, 17 percent; blacks, 12.3 percent; Asians, 5 percent; and multiracial Americans, 2.4 percent. About 353 of the nation's 3,143 counties, or 11 percent, are now "majority-minority."
>>68215763
It is so satisfying to see Frank Mir get destroyed
>"I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays."
What did he mean by this?
>>68215839
>hispanics
meme """"racial"""" group, there is no such a thing as "hispanics"
>>68215826
As long as I can get me a thick black bitch I don't mind
>>68215849
tell google that
>>68215445
>MFW he goes crossed eyed
>>68215769
all the time when shes with me. I would stick it in that's for sure. Right there in between Her butt cheeks and really dig for that tangerine dungeon. Nothin but a lamb skin on just tenderize that gorge and tell her she's the number one sex partner right then and there.
>>68215676
Good money considering one is a 300 pound roided monster and the other is a fat lazy cunt
>>68215853
>tell google that
That's probably the most retarded reply i got all day.
>>68215769
I don't know. But her brother is in prison on four counts of sodomy.
>>68215849
i agree, you're all niggers
>>68215849
t. White person
>>68215883
>incapable of researching facts
>shitpost instead
classic argentina
>>68215849
America doesn't count Hispanic as a racial group, but everyone knows that it's a proxy for mestizo so it's just treated as a defacto racial group.
>>68214209
I love you, Monster.
>>68214209
YOU JUST KNOW
Dom, I know you're here.
>>68215887
so edgy, Rodriguez.
>>68215896
Possibly whiter than most of the population of the islamic state of swedenlistan.
>>68215917
>researching facts
>doesn't even give a good source
Look la, the is no racial group that can be called "hispanic", because """"hispanics"""" are made up of many different ethnic groups from very different parts of the world. Most ""hispanics"" are multiracial, just because they speak the same language doesn't mean they are the same race.
That's an absolute fact, and that's what i'm saying.
>>68215931
Of course, but that's wrong because half of ""hispanics"" are mulatto, not even mestizo, that's what i'm saying when i call it a meme group.
>>68215763
Brock is a mandrama bum
>>68216023
>Google isn't right
>I'm right
top kek, at least you tried. I'm not white either, I just look like it.
>>68216023
> half of ""hispanics"" are mulatto, not even mestizo, that's what i'm saying when i call it a meme group.
Not in the USA
>>68216078
Brock is a genuinely talented freestyle wrestler who could have probably been some kind of dangerous if it wasn't for the fact that he's also a money whore.
The guy wants money because he couldn't make it into the NFL and against guys who are obsessed with fighting he kind of falls short.
MATT BROWN VS STEPHEN WONDERBOY THOMPSON HIGHLIGHTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUOKSHK6a4
>>68216116
I think you are heavily understimating brazilian, colombian, puertorican, haitian, dominican and other inmigration in USA.
sage`s dad a confirmed asshole.
test
>>68216202
As if this wasnt blatantly obvious
>>68216202
sage confirmed never fighting in ufc again you mean
>my neighbor is heeming his wife and kid next door
>would feel bad, but the kid threw rocks at my cat
>>68216219
>>68216219
just heem everyone and let Kimbo sort em out
>>68216219
>cat
You should heem yourself.
>>68216219
karma
>>68216259
kek
>>68215883
>>68216259
i'm stealing this la'
>>68216286
>Rockhold doesn't recover and goes the way of Pettis
>DC gets destroyed by Jones
>Cain gets heemed by Travis and retires early because of injury
>Cuckbib gets rekt by Cheezus Powered New and Improved RDA
>mfw
>>68216316
>Cuckbib gets rekt by Cheezus Powered New and Improved RDA
Oh I needed a laugh
>>68215542
>Juiced Hunto
Lord have mercy
>>68216316
sure thing my man
>Mfw Conner McMeme will never win another ufc fight
I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tried to touch me..
>>68216326
>russia is a homer for a muzzie wog
heem urself my man
>>68216219
you still don`t get it do you ... the kid fucks with your cat because he is getting beat up at home. you should heem the guy for your cat.
>>68216358
>mfw Conor will use meme power to KO Floyd
>mfw 49-1
>People think Conor wouldn't have ended the RDA meme
>>68216390
>people think Khabib isn't the king at LW
>people think that Khabib vs Conor isn't the GOAT fight to make
>Tfw you realize all your boys are old and washed up
>>68216414
jbj still #1 mate
>>68215542
You think roids would help this fat cunt? The closest he comes to a workout is lifting pint glasses and ramming porker straya bitches.
any updates on aldo? is he really pulling out?
>>68216402
conor will never fight khabib
>>68216448
no one can take that left hook shot
>>68216350
>three years ago
>>68216449
you're right they probably wouldn't want to fight a friend
>>68216448
I still can't even believe this is the guy who barely beat Matt Hammill
>>68216428
>mfw the attempt to pick the oldest and "smallest" opponent for Brock completely backfires
>>68216434
Luke Thomas said Dillashaw got a call to stay prepared to fight Edgar in case
>>68216461
>i-it was three years ago
>RDA is d-different now
RDA is good but Khabib still owns Lightweight, there is no debating this
>>68216471
Khabib is a boring mudslime shitter, I'm glad he fucked his career
>>68216468
>Mfw the attempt to pick the shittiest top 10 HW outside of Arlovski goes as planned
>>68216471
>there is no debating this
189er has spoken
>Rooting for Hunt the fat cunt unironically
>>68216502
delete this
>>68216471
>>68216488
You know it in your heart, deny it all you want, Khabib is the Lightweight GOAT.
>>68216511
be serious
>>68216511
I still remember when Tibau stuffed all his takedowns and outstruck him.
>>68216511
you no joke about this
>>68216522
A steroid abusing freak who lost, great argument
>>68216539
Wasn't arguing anything
>>68216503
SAVAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonYxkcHgps
Mandrama fags talking about Brock on UFC 200 if yall care
Does my /heem/fu have a chance against Thug Rose?
>>68216503
wake me up
>I CANT WAKE UP
>>68216565
depends how good of a grappler she is because rose would eat her alive in a jits match.
>>68216565
My heart wants her to win, but I still think Rose has the edge. I don't know why UFC keeps pushing their cute female fighters ahead so quickly
reminder that if you don't stand and bang you're not welcome here
>>68216316
Be careful.
>>68216590
holloway still barely gets hit clean once there
he's a freak
>>68216590
max dropping HEAT
>conor vs holloway 2 will eventually happen if mcgregor can still cut to fw
>it's a Joe sucks Zuffia's cock episode
>>68216481
>shittiest top 10 HW
but that's not big meme rothwell or big country or travis or old man barnett
>>68216559
>mandrama
>machinima
kill you are self
>>68216605
He will be blessed.
>>68216611
>Rothwell
Iron chin, ko power, submission skills
>Big Country
iron chin, ko power, bjj black belt
>Travis
KO power, athletic, younger than most
>Barnett
Better wrestler than you
>Fat Cunt
Puncher's chance
>>68216671
mark hunt is a better technical striker then all of the above, and more power
he's also faster then most of them as well
>>68216671
Rothwell is a giant oaf with zero technique, same goes for Nelson, his vaunted ground game only ever looked good on TUF. Browne has no cardio or fight IQ or technique, he's just big and long. Barnett is good, but he's old and not a terrific striker. Hunt is probably the smartest and most versatile puncher in the division.
>>68216605
After Mcgob beat him he became punished max
>>68216414
Rory isn't washed up
>>68216678
>>68216684
Hunt's record is the worst in the top 10.
>>68216678
>better KO power
>higher fight IQ
>quicker to the punch
>more accurate
>better cardio
lesnar has a zero technique power double and some fairly nasty GnP top game if he can get hunt down
fuck you, your lurking dirt worshipper
>>68216693
Because he wasn't an MMA fighter until a few years ago but still getting in the ring with the best out there.
>>68216693
because he fights the best
>>68216700
>a few years ago
>over a decade
>>68216696
The mark hunt sea monkeys are assembling
>>68216671
Rothwell was outclassed by Hunt easily
Big Country was walk off KO'd by Hunt
Travis was meme'd on for 5 rounds by an old BJJ fighter
Barnett is a less shitty but still pretty shit version of Mir.
>Fat Cunt
Iron chin, KO power, better striking than anyone there, has beat half the people there
>>68215883
What do you think is going through DC's mind?
>>68216706
I mean preparing like one. He didn't train grappling until he got to the UFC, and was horribly overweight earlier in his career.
>>68216709
Mark Hunt looks ready to me.
>>68216718
>Being shitty is an excuse
>He has shown any imporvement
>>68216722
It's literally true though. He's also shown tonnes of improvement, physically and and technically.
>>68216693
mark hunt is a guy who has struggled with his weight, and learned both mma and kickboxing by entering elite level competition. both sports he started at a high level with only his heavy hands and chin. Of course he has a shit ton of shitty losses.
since his last shitty loss, he has lost via JDS spinning meme magic, werdum desperate ploy after weight issues for a short notice fight and miocic also weight issues.
no weight cut mark hunt, or if he could make it down to 250, will continue to stay right where he is.
he could beat arlovski, browne etc. he's going to hover under the guys he's lost to, since he's not good enough to beat them consistently.
bork will get fucked up, mark isn't just a heavy hitter, he's an accurate, hard hitting guy with an incredibly low center of gravity and a great capability for distance control.
reason miocic could be him is miocic was in better shape and a better wrestler who also was a technical boxer to the level that those first two factors could overwhelm hunt
>>68216728
This leaked photo from his training camp confirms.
>>68215796
>Home Movies
nostalgia trip goddamn
>>68216671
>bjj black belt
I don't watch hw, but I can't imagine that fat fuck with ground game.
>>68216747
he would just cover his opponent's face with his big, sweaty stomach and they would tap because they couldn't breath
>>68216470
what
>>68216729
>technical boxer
This was the main reason, it's also the main reason Bork's getting KO'd in the first. Stipe used feints mixed with an actual striking threat to draw out that check left hook then dived under it to shoot. If Bork charges Hunt or closes range with a meme straight either Hunt's going to slide out of the way or counter him and send him to sleep.
>>68216747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueMzdKw2Bys
>>68216753
This is almost exactly how he beat Kimbo Tbh.
>>68216756
That's exactly what's going to happen because Lesnar doesn't know how to fight any other way
Anybody have a screenshot of Hunto talking about that dude sending him naked photos?
>>68216756
Werdum also took him down.
>>68216781
Werdum is a trickster, Lesnar isn't
>>68216781
No he didn't?
>>68216790
Watched the fight earlier today. Pretty sure he did.
>>68216796
Really, when?
>>68216790
He kinda did with a knee to the face, not exactly a prototypical take down.
Mark Hunt was able to KO Roy Nelson
Overeem, Junior Dos Santos, Cormier, and Werdum couldn't KO Roy Nelson
>>68216799
That's a knockdown you pillock
>>68216808
technically go fuck yourself lad
>>68216813
They're totally different things, Brock has a reputation for takedowns, not knockdowns. Werdum did fake the takedown, tho
