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RIP kimbo
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>>68203618
the hybrid
artem
Bisping
supple
gonna really miss kimbo even though he was washed up
Word on the street is Cruz is a robot.
>>68214041
Connor tries way too hard with the whole fashion thing
>>68214209
sightings of him being a loner in public
>>68214041
>tiny hands
evrytiem
why did we have to meme this into existence...
>>68214332
cause its funny
>Nate got into fight with Clay Guida's brother
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/nate-diaz/nate-diaz-gets-into-huge-fight-with-clay-guida-and-his-team/
kek
>Nordine Taleb hurt, out for Alan Jouban fight at FN 90
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nordine-taleb-injured-ufc-seeks-opponent-for-alan-jouban-at-ufc-fight-night-90
>Spike planning one hour special on Kimbo on June 24th
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/spike-plans-one-hour-tribute-show-to-kimbo-slice-on-june-24-230801554.html
>>68214332
I'm coming for that dick Jon.
>>68214374
I hope somebody beats jouban so bad he loses his modeling contract
>>68214332
>maintaining eye contact while jones stares off into oblivion
alpha af
Relax everyone
>>68214374
>one hour youtube clips and MMA losses
jon
>>68214529
>JON JONES
>GET YA SHIT TOGETHER
>IM CUMMIN
suck
>I wish I knew how to quit you
>tfw we mememagic DC into literally sucking Jon to submission
>jon put that dick away im not in the mood
![jon-jones-daniel-cormier-fight-video-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n3cnNx2.jpg "jon-jones-daniel-cormier-fight-video-3[1]")
>Jon, I.....
2016
>sage cusses in his ufc 200 bout after suffering an eye poke.
2017
>sage goes on anti religious rant on twitter but then claims to have been hacked the following day.
2018
>sage disowns his father after getting humiliated by khabib in a 5 round grappling clinic.
2019
>rumor has it that sage was caught having sex in a public parking lot inside his mustang. though no confirmation.
2020
>sage/paige sextape video release
2021
>usada accidentally leaks sage's positive drug test for cocaine.
2022
>paige reveals bruises on her face back and ribs via Instagram with a post stating "it's time you all know who sage northcutt has become over the years"
2023
>sage is cut from roster after found guilty for g&p paige.
>sage spends 3 days in prison.
2024
>sage overdoses on cocaine and is sent to rehab after hospital visit.
>The darker the better Jon
>>68214712
Sage always seems like the type that will go on a serial killing streak or some shit
>>68214749
cormier reminds me of an earthworm
Stack both of these cans, and that's about the length and girth I felt.
>Yfw you randomly remember Bisbong is champion
>>68214843
>forrest got heemed by shogun in 2011
>2011 was 5 years ago
somebody hold me
>>68214843
>We're in the universe where Bisking KO's Rockedcold in the 1st round
Wew, what a time to be alive
Where can I watch TFATK 3D?
>>68214941
ufc.tv
Is DC aware of his dik sucking memes?
>>68214332
>>68214363
>>68214382
>>68214513
>>68214529
>>68214564
>>68214635
>>68214637
>>68214654
>>68214683
>>68214703
>>68214749
>>68214825
>tfw you fondly remember asking yourself "who this fat nigga" when dc came in as a replacement in the strikeforce hw grand prix and knocked the dog shit out of big foot
>>68214987
I'd go for DC if he was in any other weight class.
>>68214976
Hi, I'm Daniel Cormier
I started this meme
Haha, thanks for joining us tonight.
what's this from
Did you hear the rumor that Kimbo Slice didn't really die?
I heard he's coming back to fight as a deadweight.
>>68215092
>a /co/ poster in heem
>>68215067
That's Gina Carano. I'm not sure which EliteXC card it is though.
>>68215067
my dreams
>Schaub unironically thinks he can beat Bork, especially on the ground.
>>68214712
I think we all know where memecut should "train".
>a-at least we have the MW belt, right??
>Brendan Schaub unironically thinks he could choke out Muhammed Ali in his prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdWH_F_twk
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
>>68214244
>ywn be boys with dom and help him regain trust in people
>>68215264
Trump
>Trump
Trump
>Trump
In the crowd at 6:24
>>68215260
he would easy
>>68215260
>>68215207
I think you'd be surprised
>>68215260
I would heem schaub senseless rolling out of bed, he's a joke
>>68215264
>upload free fight of guy you constantly bashed who was never on your roster KTFO-ing your former champ and current #6 ranked fighter
UFC has no loyalty. I bet Andrei mad as hale.
>>68215255
>mfw a brit says he is white near me
>>68215264
This fight pissed me off because everyone pretended like Arlovski was actually landing instead of just doing better than people expected.
Reminder that an old shit brazilian ended the schaub meme
get fucked /heeem/
>>68215264
>The crowd erupts
>Trump slowly rises to his feet
Can't be shook.
>>68215343
25% eastern european 25% welsh boiiiiiiiii
>>68215369
Money talks. Schaub is a massive success story.
>>68215323
yeah, but now he's fighting on fight pass, so ufc gets the last laugh
>>68215381
is this for real? very good for him considering he didnt made champion and didnt fought for long, hope he made smart investments
>>68215369
>>68215381
>He actually thinks he's a bad matchup for Brock Lesnar, and can beat him if it goes to the ground.
All of my keks
Can I have some webms of Big Brown getting heem'd?
>>68215386
>Fedor Emelianenko Net Worth - $15 Million
tragic
>>68215411
I think you'd be surprised.
>>68215399
He has a very succesful podcast. I don't know if that is what made him $3million dollars though
>>68215264
>you now remember the sound of Fedors fist connecting with Brett Rogers' jaw.
https://youtu.be/b6R4U5d1Kjg
>>68215427
is he implying that fits in his ass?
>>68215433
Condom Depot yo
>>68215411
>>68215436
CABRINI GREEEEEEEEEEN
>>68215386
i was more talking about andrei. any time the fedor fight comes up he gets extremely salty. you can tell it's the one loss that will always bother him. and then the ufc kind of shits on him to....promote a fight pass fight.
Who else hype for Mark Hunt beating the bejesus out of Lazer Sword Chest?
>>68215445
>That filename
kek'd
>>68215445
never gets old
>>68215438
I think you'd be surprised
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/brock-lesnar-granted-waiver-from-four-month-drug-testing-requirement-003253522.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory&soc_trk=tw
I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU FAT COCONUT NIGGER
>>68215436
You guys ever wonder why we never get interviews with the chuckster anymore?
I'm guessing the UFC is keeping him on the payroll and trying to keep in how of the public eye so that people don't realize his brain is mush and he's punch drunk as shit.
>>68215524
He's not punch drunk, it's just that coke
>>68215521
It would be nice if they let Hunto get juiced to the gills too
>>68215536
I'm not referring to his state in that coked up gif.
>>68215536
>he is not punch drunk
>>68215542
you want lesnar to die?
>>68215436
chuck almost tapped
>>68215553
No he's coked up
Reminder that if you like the UFC you should be praying Brock wins and decided to come back full time.
All memes are ending, soon we will need a real draw to keep things running.
>>68215521
why does bork have extra chest muscles
>>68215618
Because of the sword tattoo
>>68215583
>No he's coked up
>>68215618
He is an evolved being
>>68215636
Kimbo was an evolved being, didn't you see him escape that locked in RNC by ken shamrock
>>68215636
A bacteria is an evolved being too.
do you guys think bork has a huge cock or just a shriveled little anteater with red pubes?
>>68215649
He's still married to Sable
You tell me
>>68215649
I bet average or slighty above average.
>mfw we get Brock Vs. Fedor eight years too late.
>Brock Lesnar -116
>Mark Hunt +103
>>68215634
>>68215635
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/xe4z.mp4
>>68215648
god doesn't real, my friend
>>68215687
I'm not clicking that shit t bh
The slavic fucks made me paranoid.
>>68215676
honestly I dont think Brock can take one clean punch from Hunto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-pLiue8kno
Daily reminder that Mark Hunt is K-1 world Grand Prix champion
Do you think Hunto being a christfag still means he's against the homophobia Brock promotes?
>>68215693
dont be such a pussy
>>68215687
wonder how close he got to being fired after this kek
>>68215694
it'll be an uppercut
>>68215553
i-is that a fucking squid tattoo?
>>68215694
He can take a few, the question is if he has the heart to keep going if he gets hurt.
I think he has the heart, judging from the Carwin fight, but at the same time he is trying to reduce damages.
>>68215673
>we will never get Struve-Fedor
>>68215721
nighty night shitty, hw division is hilarious
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428202
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428202
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428202
>>68215704
>don't be such a pussy
>pussy
>puss
>y
>>68215717
Pretty well done, but weird choice.
Daily reminder that Brendan Schaub thinks he can come back to the UFC and beat this man
How often do you think she takes it up the ass? How likely is it that she'll fuck you if you train with Alpha Fail?
>>68215718
Hunt is more accurate, has better technique and more power in his punches than Carwin. Carwin's a fucking monster but Hunt walk off KO'd Roy Nelson clean.
If Brock shoots onto Hunt's uppercut he's face planting whether he recovers or not.
>>68215769
never, none
PVZ is pure you degenerate
CHUTE BOX
>>68215618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjSCzC4R6gk
>>68215789
CORN TO THE CORE
>>68215769
She will fuck anyone with neck tattoos.
>>68215676
Good odds if bork hasn't been on that Brazilian camp, although he probably has.
More importantly, free money:
>Jon Jones -265
>Demetrious Johnson -1400
>>68215255
Just a reminder
>America elected a black muslim immigrant as president TWICE
>US black population is 45,672,250, that's a larger black population than every African nation except Nigeria, DRC and Ethiopia
>USA is 4th largest African country
>United States of Africa
>>68215826
>12.3 percent
Non-Hispanic whites make up 63 percent of the U.S.; Hispanics, 17 percent; blacks, 12.3 percent; Asians, 5 percent; and multiracial Americans, 2.4 percent. About 353 of the nation's 3,143 counties, or 11 percent, are now "majority-minority."
>>68215763
It is so satisfying to see Frank Mir get destroyed
>"I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays."
What did he mean by this?
>>68215839
>hispanics
meme """"racial"""" group, there is no such a thing as "hispanics"
>>68215826
As long as I can get me a thick black bitch I don't mind
>>68215849
tell google that
>>68215445
>MFW he goes crossed eyed
>>68215769
all the time when shes with me. I would stick it in that's for sure. Right there in between Her butt cheeks and really dig for that tangerine dungeon. Nothin but a lamb skin on just tenderize that gorge and tell her she's the number one sex partner right then and there.
>>68215676
Good money considering one is a 300 pound roided monster and the other is a fat lazy cunt
>>68215853
>tell google that
That's probably the most retarded reply i got all day.
>>68215769
I don't know. But her brother is in prison on four counts of sodomy.
>>68215849
i agree, you're all niggers
>>68215849
t. White person
>>68215883
>incapable of researching facts
>shitpost instead
classic argentina
>>68215849
America doesn't count Hispanic as a racial group, but everyone knows that it's a proxy for mestizo so it's just treated as a defacto racial group.
>>68214209
I love you, Monster.
>>68214209
YOU JUST KNOW
Dom, I know you're here.
>>68215887
so edgy, Rodriguez.
>>68215896
Possibly whiter than most of the population of the islamic state of swedenlistan.
>>68215917
>researching facts
>doesn't even give a good source
Look la, the is no racial group that can be called "hispanic", because """"hispanics"""" are made up of many different ethnic groups from very different parts of the world. Most ""hispanics"" are multiracial, just because they speak the same language doesn't mean they are the same race.
That's an absolute fact, and that's what i'm saying.
>>68215931
Of course, but that's wrong because half of ""hispanics"" are mulatto, not even mestizo, that's what i'm saying when i call it a meme group.
>>68215763
Brock is a mandrama bum
>>68216023
>Google isn't right
>I'm right
top kek, at least you tried. I'm not white either, I just look like it.
>>68216023
> half of ""hispanics"" are mulatto, not even mestizo, that's what i'm saying when i call it a meme group.
Not in the USA
>>68216078
Brock is a genuinely talented freestyle wrestler who could have probably been some kind of dangerous if it wasn't for the fact that he's also a money whore.
The guy wants money because he couldn't make it into the NFL and against guys who are obsessed with fighting he kind of falls short.
MATT BROWN VS STEPHEN WONDERBOY THOMPSON HIGHLIGHTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUOKSHK6a4
>>68216116
I think you are heavily understimating brazilian, colombian, puertorican, haitian, dominican and other inmigration in USA.
sage`s dad a confirmed asshole.
test
>>68216202
As if this wasnt blatantly obvious
>>68216202
sage confirmed never fighting in ufc again you mean
>my neighbor is heeming his wife and kid next door
>would feel bad, but the kid threw rocks at my cat
>>68216219
just heem everyone and let Kimbo sort em out
>>68216219
>cat
You should heem yourself.
>>68216219
karma
>>68216259
kek
>>68216259
i'm stealing this la'
>>68216286
>Rockhold doesn't recover and goes the way of Pettis
>DC gets destroyed by Jones
>Cain gets heemed by Travis and retires early because of injury
>Cuckbib gets rekt by Cheezus Powered New and Improved RDA
>mfw
>>68216316
>Cuckbib gets rekt by Cheezus Powered New and Improved RDA
Oh I needed a laugh
>>68215542
>Juiced Hunto
Lord have mercy
>>68216316
sure thing my man
>Mfw Conner McMeme will never win another ufc fight
I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tried to touch me..
>>68216326
>russia is a homer for a muzzie wog
heem urself my man
>>68216219
you still don`t get it do you ... the kid fucks with your cat because he is getting beat up at home. you should heem the guy for your cat.
>>68216358
>mfw Conor will use meme power to KO Floyd
>mfw 49-1
>People think Conor wouldn't have ended the RDA meme
>>68216390
>people think Khabib isn't the king at LW
>people think that Khabib vs Conor isn't the GOAT fight to make
>Tfw you realize all your boys are old and washed up
>>68216414
jbj still #1 mate
>>68215542
You think roids would help this fat cunt? The closest he comes to a workout is lifting pint glasses and ramming porker straya bitches.
any updates on aldo? is he really pulling out?
>>68216402
conor will never fight khabib
>>68216448
no one can take that left hook shot
>>68216350
>three years ago
>>68216449
you're right they probably wouldn't want to fight a friend
>>68216448
I still can't even believe this is the guy who barely beat Matt Hammill
>>68216428
>mfw the attempt to pick the oldest and "smallest" opponent for Brock completely backfires
>>68216434
Luke Thomas said Dillashaw got a call to stay prepared to fight Edgar in case
>>68216461
>i-it was three years ago
>RDA is d-different now
RDA is good but Khabib still owns Lightweight, there is no debating this
>>68216471
Khabib is a boring mudslime shitter, I'm glad he fucked his career
>>68216468
>Mfw the attempt to pick the shittiest top 10 HW outside of Arlovski goes as planned
>>68216471
>there is no debating this
189er has spoken
>Rooting for Hunt the fat cunt unironically
>>68216502
delete this
>>68216471
>>68216488
You know it in your heart, deny it all you want, Khabib is the Lightweight GOAT.
>>68216511
be serious
>>68216511
I still remember when Tibau stuffed all his takedowns and outstruck him.
>>68216511
you no joke about this
>>68216522
A steroid abusing freak who lost, great argument
>>68216539
Wasn't arguing anything
>>68216503
SAVAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonYxkcHgps
Mandrama fags talking about Brock on UFC 200 if yall care
Does my /heem/fu have a chance against Thug Rose?
>>68216503
wake me up
>I CANT WAKE UP
>>68216565
depends how good of a grappler she is because rose would eat her alive in a jits match.
>>68216565
My heart wants her to win, but I still think Rose has the edge. I don't know why UFC keeps pushing their cute female fighters ahead so quickly
reminder that if you don't stand and bang you're not welcome here
>>68216316
Be careful.
>>68216590
holloway still barely gets hit clean once there
he's a freak
>>68216590
max dropping HEAT
>conor vs holloway 2 will eventually happen if mcgregor can still cut to fw
>it's a Joe sucks Zuffia's cock episode
>>68216481
>shittiest top 10 HW
but that's not big meme rothwell or big country or travis or old man barnett
>>68216559
>mandrama
>machinima
kill you are self
>>68216605
He will be blessed.
>>68216611
>Rothwell
Iron chin, ko power, submission skills
>Big Country
iron chin, ko power, bjj black belt
>Travis
KO power, athletic, younger than most
>Barnett
Better wrestler than you
>Fat Cunt
Puncher's chance
>>68216671
mark hunt is a better technical striker then all of the above, and more power
he's also faster then most of them as well
>>68216671
Rothwell is a giant oaf with zero technique, same goes for Nelson, his vaunted ground game only ever looked good on TUF. Browne has no cardio or fight IQ or technique, he's just big and long. Barnett is good, but he's old and not a terrific striker. Hunt is probably the smartest and most versatile puncher in the division.
>>68216605
After Mcgob beat him he became punished max
>>68216414
Rory isn't washed up
>>68216678
>>68216684
Hunt's record is the worst in the top 10.
>>68216678
>better KO power
>higher fight IQ
>quicker to the punch
>more accurate
>better cardio
lesnar has a zero technique power double and some fairly nasty GnP top game if he can get hunt down
fuck you, your lurking dirt worshipper
>>68216693
Because he wasn't an MMA fighter until a few years ago but still getting in the ring with the best out there.
>>68216693
because he fights the best
>>68216700
>a few years ago
>over a decade
>>68216696
The mark hunt sea monkeys are assembling
>>68216671
Rothwell was outclassed by Hunt easily
Big Country was walk off KO'd by Hunt
Travis was meme'd on for 5 rounds by an old BJJ fighter
Barnett is a less shitty but still pretty shit version of Mir.
>Fat Cunt
Iron chin, KO power, better striking than anyone there, has beat half the people there
>>68215883
What do you think is going through DC's mind?
>>68216706
I mean preparing like one. He didn't train grappling until he got to the UFC, and was horribly overweight earlier in his career.
>>68216709
Mark Hunt looks ready to me.
>>68216718
>Being shitty is an excuse
>He has shown any imporvement
>>68216722
It's literally true though. He's also shown tonnes of improvement, physically and and technically.
>>68216693
mark hunt is a guy who has struggled with his weight, and learned both mma and kickboxing by entering elite level competition. both sports he started at a high level with only his heavy hands and chin. Of course he has a shit ton of shitty losses.
since his last shitty loss, he has lost via JDS spinning meme magic, werdum desperate ploy after weight issues for a short notice fight and miocic also weight issues.
no weight cut mark hunt, or if he could make it down to 250, will continue to stay right where he is.
he could beat arlovski, browne etc. he's going to hover under the guys he's lost to, since he's not good enough to beat them consistently.
bork will get fucked up, mark isn't just a heavy hitter, he's an accurate, hard hitting guy with an incredibly low center of gravity and a great capability for distance control.
reason miocic could be him is miocic was in better shape and a better wrestler who also was a technical boxer to the level that those first two factors could overwhelm hunt
>>68216728
This leaked photo from his training camp confirms.
>>68215796
>Home Movies
nostalgia trip goddamn
>>68216671
>bjj black belt
I don't watch hw, but I can't imagine that fat fuck with ground game.
>>68216747
he would just cover his opponent's face with his big, sweaty stomach and they would tap because they couldn't breath
>>68216470
what
>>68216729
>technical boxer
This was the main reason, it's also the main reason Bork's getting KO'd in the first. Stipe used feints mixed with an actual striking threat to draw out that check left hook then dived under it to shoot. If Bork charges Hunt or closes range with a meme straight either Hunt's going to slide out of the way or counter him and send him to sleep.
>>68216747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueMzdKw2Bys
>>68216753
This is almost exactly how he beat Kimbo Tbh.
>>68216756
That's exactly what's going to happen because Lesnar doesn't know how to fight any other way
Anybody have a screenshot of Hunto talking about that dude sending him naked photos?
>>68216756
Werdum also took him down.
>>68216781
Werdum is a trickster, Lesnar isn't
>>68216781
No he didn't?
>>68216790
Watched the fight earlier today. Pretty sure he did.
>>68216796
Really, when?
>>68216790
He kinda did with a knee to the face, not exactly a prototypical take down.
Mark Hunt was able to KO Roy Nelson
Overeem, Junior Dos Santos, Cormier, and Werdum couldn't KO Roy Nelson
>>68216799
That's a knockdown you pillock
>>68216808
technically go fuck yourself lad
>>68216813
They're totally different things, Brock has a reputation for takedowns, not knockdowns. Werdum did fake the takedown, tho
>>68216817
>Werdum did fake the takedown, tho
which was the point I guess
>>68216821
Not really. You said he took Hunt down. He didn't.
>>68216781
Nah he hit him with a flying knee, which is a knockdown. He never got a takedown on him, Hunt was in Werdum's guard if I remember it correctly. Hunt stuffed all of Werdum's takedowns.
Werdum is a tricky bastard who went for the takedown, waited for Mark to drop his hands to stuff it then came up the middle with a flying knee.
Bork has literally never done anything even remotely as clever.
reminder that too much T turns into E, so stay off the gas
>>68216798
Idk, it was either that fight of the JDS fight, Not after the knee the other guy pointed out.
>>68216825
Christ.
>>68216781
this is not me
>>68216787
this is me
>>68216839
JDS took him down, albeit after Hunt broke his toe and ate nuclear bomb overhands for a round a half.
>it's an Americuck doesn't know to proper terminology and gets embarrassed on a Filipino teletype relay board
>I troll the only people I ever talk with cuz it's funny when they get upset and call me a cunt
>>68216852
>this level of stockholm syndrome
this thread is making me tired
>>68214209
Imagine what his classmates would
ve said if you told them that this manlet would be able to beat their biggest baddest buck in a fight.
KEK.
>>68216872
Hunt was winning too until he broke his toe dammit
>>68216885
When did he break his two? The first two minutes? Dude got outboxed for most of the fight.
>>68214637
>knowing Brokeback Mountain quotes
>not being a huge faggit
PS: I only know em from some faggot's sig in an anime forum.
>>68216890
He throws a leg kick about four minutes into round one, hits JDS' shin, and his toenail goes black with blood immediately and his movement completely goes. He was stinging JDS with nice counter hooks before that and avoiding most of his shots.
>>68216893
Brokeback Mountain is a great movie. Try getting more comfortable with your sexuality, faggot.
>>68216893
That's a very common quote, I've never seen the movie and I know where it's from.
Lads, I just realized that after 200 the DC dick suck memes would be over. Really enjoyed it.
>>68216906
>implying DC won't come out of retirement to fight Jones @ 300
How to get triggered:
>Open facebook
>go on timeline
>find McGregor Diaz fight
>see comments
>casuals complaining about how Diaz choked him out and how Diaz is a shit fighter
Why can't I just heem the casuals as I please?
>>68216906
dick sucking is haram i forgot, i'll be more careful next time
>>68216913
you sound like a faggot m8
>>68216906
i realised if dc wins the next title fight at lhw will be dc vs jones 3
>>68215207
Many guys can beat Bork.
Schaub could beat him if he somehow avoids getting heem'd and managed to scramble to being on top after Bork gets tired.
>>68216936
>Schaub could beat him
>>68215260
He might actually beat him in a kickboxing match too.
>>68216898
>if you don't like a movie about two cowboys fucking each other you must be uncomfortable with your sexuality
Or maybe he's just not a faggot, unlike you.
>>68216960
It's a heartbreaking tale of forbidden love. Heath Ledger is incredible in it. Probably Ang Lee's best directorial effort as well.
>>68216960
It's actually good. Semi-homo.
>>68216966
could have just said you were gay man, no one cares
>>68216913
Diaz is a shit fighter and this is a stand and bang only community, sorry lad. We can bang sometime to settle it
>>68214179
I'm not Swedish so I have no idea about boxing, but what exactly is she doing wrong here? It doesn't look right but IDK. Again I'm not Swedish so I don't know.>>68214179
>>68214179
How will he do at 145?
>>68216974
the Diazes are the gods of standing and banging ya fukin dumb cunt
>>68216947
Schaub is an objectively better fighter
>>68216972
>australia pretending like he has zero dicks on that hard-drive
>>68216966
>It's a revolting tale of decadent love.
ftfy
If only Heath's wife was more open-minded she would realise that he needed the cowboy dick in his ass. Her bigotry is so heart-breaking!
>>68216982
Seems like a bad idea honestly
>>68216974
>Diaz is a shit fighter
>>68216982
>duke roufus not pictured
fuck this gymhopper.
>>68216998
>Nate Diaz is good
196er please
>>68217018
can he get close enough to wonderboy to do this?
>>68217018
Roidy MacDonald is a giant WW of course he beat him
I've been a die-hard for Nate since the Cerrone fight btw
>>68217018
>natty lightweight gets suplexed by roided welterweight
>>68217032
>rory on that gsp money hidden shit
>>68215323
>upload free fight of guy you constantly bashed
That's why I will never pay a single red cent to Zuffa.
Well, that and what they did to Miguel Torres.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOs6NTWtT58&feature=youtu.be&t=2m38s
this video made me feel bad
>>68217040
to be fair Torres got a second chance but went on a streak of getting heemed that is still going on to this day
>>68217054
Two alphas
>>68217054
Tiger is going to be a stud
>tfw big brown will never be your father
>>68216316
>DC gets destroyed by Jones
Stopped reading here.
>USADA Jones can beat DC
>>68217084
how do you think dc wins?
maybe if he was the same size, but otherwise i just dont see him finishing jones anyway and he's def not going to win decision
>>68217089
he'll literally suck the life out of jon
>Nate will win the rematch
>>68217054
>he fell for the mestizo meme
baby schaub is literally chinese
>>68217099
who is this fedora señora?
>be conrad
>current month
>current year
>still paying this guy for ""lessons""
>Brock says his plan for ring rust is to let the first hunt from punch wake him up
It's going to be hilarious
Fight IQ Rankings
1. Dominick "The Dominator" Cruz
2. Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson
3. Jon "Bones" Jones
>>68216471
>Khabib still owns Lightweight,
>>68217126
1. GSP
>>68217119
his internetcoaching costs like 1k a month
conair mustve payed like 100k for him to come over
>>68217119
How much are touchbutt lessons, heem?
>>68216428
my boy is getting those 11/10 pure aryan assie bitches
>>68217129
>1. GSP
>>68217151
mark is a christian and devoted husband you degenerate faggot.
>>68217127
>Tony "Photoshop" Ferguson
>>68216470
goddamn i hope aldo is hurt in that case
>>68216470
TJ @ 145? eh.
>>68216522
>Tibau
a walking steroid
>>68217164
>1. GSP
>>68216428
Have you watched his fight vs Bigfoot? He was still throwing hard punches in RD 5.
>I believe GSP was a top P4P fighter in the UFC
>>68217205
>see cruise
>know its roryfag
>hide post
>>68216467
Matt Hammill is a LHW.
got kendall, got kylie, got miley
>Matt Hughes isn't the GOAT
>>68217226
Don't lump me in with that tripfaggot, I'm major against that ye
>>68217234
What did he mean by this?
>>68217240
I have absolutely no idea, let's ask him directly.
>>68217234
Hey what did you mean by that?
>>68217127
>Chiesa isn't gonna beat Ferguson
>>68217224
GSP beat the current Welterweight champ
>>68216480
If I told you local police department that you posted this, you'd get arrested.
How does this make you feel, britcuck? :^)
>>68217248
No he didn't. He couldn't even manage to beat Johny Hendricks lmao
>>68217257
>He couldn't even manage to beat Johny Hendricks lmao
>>68217260
>roryfag
>>68216503
Has there ever been a greater overachiever than Dan Henderson?
>>68217257
Check the record Dom
>>68217240
nothing, i'm just throwing my life away while i wait until someone finally tells me if aldo is injuried, and in that case, who his replacement will be
it's just a song
shit song
about three sluts
who get high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhY379hlDsk
no drama
>>68217266
Dana even came out and said publicly that the judges were retarded. Get fucked. Take your proxy off, canacuck.
Guys play nice, just enjoy my boy completely outclassing gayber.
>>68217266
>>68217274
>GSP won round 1
^
a dream I had while on PCP
good morning /heem/
what killed kimbo
>>68217280
>being a Zuffa boot licker
>All these burgers cuck'd by the GOAT.
LMAO ZEDONG BUDS
>>68216671
I like how he brings up "iron chin and KO power" with Rothwell and Big Country, but not Hunt, even though he is better than both at both at these things plus being a much better boxer.
Oh and he smoked both of these dudes, with a KO in Nelson's case.
Dumbass.
>>68217297
>supporting a robbery for GSP, one of Zuffa's biggest draws ever
>but I'm the bootlicker
>he thinks Jones beat Gus
>>68217296
ISIS
>>68217296
Ali, he's on the warpath and is starting to take fighters back with him to the shadow realm.
he comes to them in a dream and challenges them to a fight. if they lose, they forfeit their soul.
>>68216693
Who gives a rat's ass you fucking faggot. His losses before Tuchscherer don't even count.
So Pettis is dropping at 145 lmao
>>68217313
yeh he def did, also if the 4th went for 20s longer jon would have won via tko
>>68216713
>Barnett is a less shitty but still pretty shit version of Mir
Barnett is lightyears ahead of Mir and could easily win the title as well as beat both guys who beat him in the UFC.
>>68217316
i would just take freddy krueger down
>His favorite fighter is under 6'2"
>>68217319
what can he even make that weight?
reminder
>>68217313
without question he won, it was his closest fight tho
>>68217319
>losing to eddie alvarez
>>68217352
he was beating the fuck out of gus at the end of the 5th round what a heart of a champion
>>68217352
of what? he won the fight
>>68217329
Don't get me wrong, he's one of the most skilled grapplers in the UFC and has a nice stand up game, he'd beat both big meme rothwell in the rematch (was handily beating rothwell on the feet before the meme choke) and beat Travis in the rematch, but he's not explosive or athletic enough to compete with the top tier. It's been that way since Pride. Stipe would KO him. JDS would KO him. Overeem would maul him (granted he doesn't sub reem).
Him going up against Werdum or Cain would be an interesting fight.
>>68217374
>he was beating the fuck out of gus
>>68217377
>he won the fight
>>68217381
foty, I have no idea what's going to happen
>>68217381
Both are bois for a lot of peeps, I hope this ends in a draw. ;_;
Or the banger of a lifetime and half of /heem/ has to cut their losses.
Hows your end of the year champions list going?
>>68216762
Diego Sanchez is a beast.
>>68217381
RIP Wonderboy.
>>68217381
I want to see Wonderoby deal with someone with good MT. Lets see if tristar can prove karate is a meme.
>>68217381
Wonderboy +105
Rory -135
>>68217381
i'll unironically trust rory with my kid for a day than that other guy
>>68217400
>Rothwell
>Glover
>Frankie
>>68217400
is that your list?
>>68217400
rothwell will never touch gold
I think miocic loses the rematch with JDS but heems everyone else.
>>68216960
Brah.
THANKS REEBOK
>>68217420
Yes, the only excuse i really have is i thought albu would be more active after a win and i fell for the rothwell meme
>>68214041
Rory has always been my boy, but fuck man those fucking high kicks.
Is karate for real, senpai?
>>68217418
>>68217420
>>68217426
>responding to screen names
>>68216890
>Dude got outboxed for most of the fight.
He easily won RD 2.
>>68214041
why do the letters " F A M" turn into senpai when posting on this board?
>>68217451
You have to go back
>>68216913
How can he be a shit fighter when he completely embarrassed Conair?
>>68217430
What happened to his foot tattoo?
>>68217430
is this pretentious ass going to apologize to connor?
>>68217440
>caring about my phone automatically putting Getrude
>caring to the point that you avoid replying to me
>caring to the point that other people replying to me bothers you
Panda
>>68217459
>admitting you're wrong
>ever
>>68217451
I don't know what you mean tƅh
>>68217051
He didn't so anything requiring a second chance.
>>68217089
>how do you think dc wins?
By punching him in the face and body.
Fedor Free Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdWH_F_twk
>>68217499
>he's def not going to win decision
>>68217409
Wonderboy already proved karate isn't a meme
>>68217291
All he's doing is shimmying around like Curry after making a 3 pointer.
>>68217374
>he was beating the fuck out of gus at the end of the 5th round
>lnp
>beating the fuck out of anyone
>>68217291
he's like a fucking combot
Who is your least favorite fighter?
>>68217291
>Cruz highlight clip
sweet
>I don't like Jon Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Fr_IXOi3A
>>68215717
duh, that's where ink comes from
>>68217656
around jews you'll always lose
>>68217532
Lyoto machida did it years before him. But it's a stupid fucking fighting style. He has his hands down 90% of the time
>>68217656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTpJZGCiDvY
>>68217291
If Garbrandt had longer arms he could snipe Dom's chin.
>>68217148
the way Cruz stays just out of range is masterful in this then the KD too
Who can beat him?
Buttchins boy No Love?
Buttchins former boy TJ?
DJ?
>>68217712
His own frail body.
>>68217712
Bryan Caraway
>>68217729
Nope, Caraway couldn't hold him down
Apologize.
>there are people ITT that still cant see that dominick cruz is the floyd mayweather of MMA
Literally the smartest cage fighter ever, doubt he will ever lose at 135 lbs, Urijah is not a bad fighter but still looked like a clueless idiot trying to find Dom in there.
Why is Mighty Mouse dodging Cruz?
>>68217712
Dom can only lose to himself.
DJ is too small and would get ragdolled again, same goes for Cody, Dom would have no trouble dodging his punches and taking him down/out striking him.
A TJ rematch would be interesting but I don't think he can beat Dom.
>>68217749
I was really surprised Urijah got so dominated. I expected a much closer fight.
>>68217749
That TJ fight was really close tho.
He might have been a little rusty, even though he says ring rust ain't real.
>>68217758
Not much for MM to win but a lot to lose, their first fight wasn't even close and now MM has a meme going on, if he fights cruz and gets destroyed again he will suddenly become irrelevant.
>>68217763
>t. 189er
>>68217758
Extremely tough fight that he doesn't have to take. With enough pre$$ure I'm sure he'd fight.
>>68217758
he unironically thinks he will be hailed as the goat if he breaks silva's record
>>68217313
Even Daniel Cormier stated Jones won that fight.
>>68217782
194er actually.
>>68217775
he is irrelevant
>>68217785
>pre$$ure
clever!
>>68217795
he's unanimous p4p #2
>>68217803
he couldn't sell free weed
>>68217774
Yeah TJ did well but Dom looked a lot better in the fight against Urijah, i'd like to see a rematch.
The thing is that its very hard for 135 pounders to knock someone out with a single punch so even if they happen to hit Dom its unlikely they will get the drop or be able to connect more given the fact that Cruz has the best mewvement in MMA and after he recovers he can just keep scoring and outclassing his opponent like he did Urijah.
>>68217810
I'd buy free weed from MM.
>>68217803
he couldn't sell water to an arab m8
reminder
>>68217803
If he loses he goes from "best athlete in the ufc xd" to free tv ME.
Ronda and Conor are a thousand times bigger than MM and they lost almost all their momentum with their defeats.
>>68217819
kek, that wouldn't change much with a win over cruz
>>68217775
He literally fucked up the whole division, Dana must do something about that, damn he's figthing TUF or whatever winner right now, fuck that. In fact he could win something out of that fight, he could become a GOAT, real GOAT. Beating Cruz would make his score as perfect as possible cause he lost only to Cruz. I'm sick of Dana White protecting champions, i'm a fan of Jones, but after he win against Cormier again and Johnson i would like to see Dana White pressures him to go HW. If anything, Dana is for money in this Sport, who want's to watch Jones beating the whole division again and again?
what was your guys first ppv event, remember this is anonymous board so dont pussies
ufc 114 for me evans v rampage, watched it because they were the tuf coaches
>>68217834
Weidman vs Silva I
The day Cub became my boy
>>68217834
mid 90s
on tv
for free
>>68217834
116 Lesnar/Carwin at a bar
>>68217381
I'm actually happy that they are making a fight like this, as opposed to let them sit on the shelf for a while to fight Robbie. I mean this really is a championship calibre matchup. Looks like the UFC is trying to do this more with fights like Rumble vs. Glover and TJ vs Assuncao. I hope they put two of Weidman, Rockhold and Romero together as well for a title eliminator.
>>68217834
I've never payed for an event, but first whole event i watched was UFC 71 or something like that.
>>68217829
I think Dana is happy with him, flyweight wont ever draw but with such a dominant champion they can market him the same way they did Ronda and make something out of a irrelevant weightclass.
That being said, as a fan i'd love to see him fight Cruz or Jones going HW, but i don't see that happening.
>>68217823
conor didn't lose his momentum, his diaz rematch will be big, even if he loses again he has the fw belt meme to fall on
>>68217824
that's true kek, maybe rogaine could force the p4p goat thing more if he becomes a two division champion
reminder
>>68217435
Ask Ellenberger.
How was the Caraway vs Sterling fight?
Has anyone ever benefited from a product Jew Rogan shills?
>>68217877
Yes, Joe Rogan
>>68217862
When he lost and went MIA everyone stopped talking about him, the whole UFC 200 thing is what put him in headlines again.
His rematch with Nate @200 or @202 won't even be close to what a fight against RDA for the LW belt would have been had him beat Nate.
He is still a draw but isn't anywhere close to where he was before.
>>68215841
This
>>68215779
She has a belly button piercing and she dated Cody... Believe me she's no good.
>>68217834
Penn vs Sanchez
>>68217888
The rematch with Nate might be bigger then the first fight.
It will be real interesting to see the numbers after 202.
>>68215779
>PVZ is pure
>>68217888
you're wrong it will be bigger
>Implying it would be any different
I fucking hate that MM is trying to surpass Silva's record when his division is shallow as fuck. He refuses to rm Cruz until he beats Silva's record
>>68217082
Better be a joke
>>68217888
the advertising will be much bigger for the rematch and it will be longer than two weeks, it will be way bigger lad.
>tfw when they still do that press conference in Stockton
>>68217907
>>68217903
Like I said, the UFC 200 and the Floyd thing put his names in the headlines again and he is still a draw but the rematch with Nate, despite going to be big, won't be even close to what a fight against RDA coming off a win against Diaz @170 would have been.
Also is he loses again his stock will drop a lot, dunno what will he do then.
>Wins spiciest Middleweight fight of all time
>Guaranteed Oscar win for xXx: The Return of Xander Cage
>Only has one eye like Odin
>Natty GOAT
>Doesn't have to wake up next to Dee
Bisping is the objective P4P #1
>>68217921
The advertising was gigantic for the first fight already, Conor then was gigantic, Nate brought very little to the table, he could have fought Urijah and the numbers would be huge.
Losing the way he did probably made a lot of 1st timers lose interest, I don't doubt the rematch will be huge but i'm sure it won't be as big as it could have been for him.
>>68217749
It was actually kind of crazy how shit Faber looked against the footwork and memevment of Cruz.
Very awkward style but shit it's even more effective than before he was injured.
>>68217774
>>68217811
He did have a fucked up foot iirc and ring rust is real.
He put Urijah flat on his ass with one punch though, that was pretty surprising.
>>68217381
Fight of the year 2bh, on Rorys part ofc.
>>68217860
He's nowhere near Ronda selling PPV numbers as far as i know, Ronda sold over million PPVs against Holm. But yeah, i got the point. However, still as a MMA fan i must say i don't like that.
>>68217948
>flag
Croatia's own Mihael Bispić
>>68217953
>Losing the way he did probably made a lot of 1st timers lose interest
You mean like the entire country of Ireland?
>>68217955
That's because he's by far the best fighter in the world. Jones when he's not on 100% is not that good, no way. Cruz is permanently below 100% because of injuries and he's destroying his oponents.
>>68217968
They had the entire event for free on their national television, that doesn't count as PPV.
>>68217964
if you look closely you can see her nipples are bleeding through her sports bra
Croatia confirmed least casual fight nation
>>68217961
Yea that was my point, he doesn't move much despite having this whole meme about him, imagine if he'd move up and get destroyed again.
>>68217971
Dominick is definitely the most intelligent fighter in the UFC, its fun to compare him to someone like rockhold, who got so caught up in trying to embarrass his opponent he ended up goofing and getting KOed by a much worse fighter lmao.
I wish Dom was 100% healthy,he would give Jones a run for the spot of number 1 p4p.
>>68217971
A lot of that is perception, Dillashaw almost beat him. Regardless of how smart he is he can still lose to a superior athlete.
>>68217994
Man if they make Bisping vs Jacare it will be the dumbest thing ever, Jacare won't sell shit and will most likely win the belt and kill Rockhold bisping 3 or rockhold weidman 2 for the belt.
The smart move is to give Rockhold an immediate rematch to setup a huge ppv and after luke wins they can do weidman/luke 2 and also sell a shitload.
After that the Chris my boy forever will win fights till he retires with the belt
>>68218028
This desu
>>68217994
Yoel's ban is up next month btw
>>68218015
it will be very hard to find a superior athlete to Dominick @135 tho, Dillashaw was peaking while Dominick was injured and coming off of more than a year on the sidelines and TJ still couldn't do it.
>>68218028
>implying bisping wont destroy luke again
>>68218015
Yeah if you are thinking that way, but what is Jacare supposed to do all this time ? :D Tb, i don't give a shit about PPVs, all this fights would be huge for me, no matter when they happens, now or next year. And what do you think about Maia for example, i suppose you wouldn't give him a title shot either? I think he deserves, but i would be great if Rory is a champ so Maia vs Rory is for the belt :((
>>68218028
they can make rockhog vs bisping 3 anyway they want desu
rockhog isnt getting a rematch now eitherway
>>68218028
i want weidman vs bisping because it's a genuinely interesting fight and the lead up will be amazing
new thread boys
>>68218085
>>68218085
>>68218085
>>68218071
no lead up is amazing if an american is involved
>shut up!
>>68218070
A rematch with Bisping as champion will be much bigger than a rematch with both men coming off losses.
I do doubt that Rockhold will get a rematch but that would be the intelligent move.
Hope the UFC won't pull another Holm Miesha and goof it all up again.
>>68218028
>>68218071
I would also like to see Weidman fight Bisping, but you've got to give the shot to Jacare. Weidman is coming off a loss, so is Luke, Yoel just popped and is still suspended.
Jacare is the only one.
>>68218090
we're always involved, even when we aren't
>>68218015
It was close, but i doubt T.J could do any better in the rematch. His game was flawless against others in the division, butnow what he'll gonna do when he leared that he can't beat Cruz with his own game, he must come up with some other strategy but i can't see what else is there. Maybe if Cruz become more shit due to injuries every other fight.
>>68217758
did you see thier fist fight? i was unfortunate enough to rewatch it a week ago, Cruz was so much bigger and tossed around DJ when grappling.
>>68218101
Cruz in general is trying to win rounds and take minimal damage, he's not trying to finish his opponent. TJ has the real ability to finish Cruz within 5.
>>68218135
That can be said for any opponent tho, TJ isn't fast enough to connect combinations and finish Cruz so hed be praying for a one punch wonder.
>>68218154
He won 2 almost 3 rounds knocking Cruz down numerous times.
>>68218167
theres a huge difference in knocking someone injured off balance and finishing them tho.
TJ was peaking and didn't have enough power to drop him, can't see a second fight going very different unless TJ gets a perfect punch.
>>68217888
>it's a brazilian still bitter about what goober did to his boy episode
>>68218057
The meme is fun bevakad bisping is arguably one of the worst fighters of all time. However he's old AF and has one eye. It's obvious that he would lose to anyone and especially to Luke in a rematch. He's not gonna defend that belt once. Caption this.
>>68220606
Because*
