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Bisping is champ
Kimbo is dead
First for Brazil regaining all their lost titles
First for Argentina eclipsing Brazil as the premiere fighting nation of South America
god could this guy be any more of an insufferable prick? i hope conor gets heemed so bad that kavanagh gets second hand CTE
>>68193723
Notable argentinian fighters:
Uriah Hall
Rumble Johnson
Kimbo Slice (RIP)
Aljamain Sterling
Derrick Lewis
Some top-tier argentinian talent tbqh
>>68193717
>Brazil Post-USADA
>>68193724
i already told you that you're a faggot, why would you post it again
get a dog bro
reminder
>>68193724
I've never heard McGregor say anything bad about Kimbo...what's Kavanagh's problem?
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the cheese.
Catch ya's later.
>wake up to news of ariel being allowed back in
fuck this gay earth
Robin Black has always been cringy, but these interviews posted in the last thread are quite good.
>>68193724
fucking Canada, stop posting this. no one believes it.
>>68193704
does not suit skin-head, needs to go back to viking mode
>>68193724
What a cunt, Kimbo was just a boy doing the best he could
>>68193763
His best haircut was the one vs Holloway. Undercut was good but having to braid it while fighting looks shit.
fuck why couldn't it have been mark hunt
>>68193757
there are no real men left, only faggots
>>68193724
You're a silly leaf.
>>68193724
fake
>CTE
When will this meme end?
>>68193801
When the human brain evolves to withstand shock.
>i care about rankings
>>i care about POUND FOR POUND rankings
>>68193817
whom are you quoting?
Rank the division, from best to worst.
1. Middle
2. Welter
3. Light Heavy
4. Women's Bantam
5. Light
6. Bantam
7. Women's Straw
8. Heavy
9. Fly
Prove me wrong
Pro tip: [spoiler] You cant.
>current year
>using quotes
what's it like living in the stone age?
>>68193724
Keep going man, add that he said he hates niggers and jews, and just post it on reddit, sjw's will go out of their minds.
>>68193829
>middleweight at no. 1
top kek
>>68193800
I answered in the other thread but now im retireing as champ and vacating the belt
>>68193829
see
>>68193838
how is mw #1? its not even top 5
Where's the main goof been recently?
>>68193829
Welterweight
Lightweight
Featherweight
Flyweight
Light Heavyweight
Bantamweight
Middleweight
Heavyweight
>implying I give even half a fuck about WMMA
flyweight that low also basically reveals you as a casual, it's stacked as fuck and the only reason people think otherwise is because MM is so dominant
>>68193859
>implying I give even half a fuck about WMMA
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>68193838
>>68193850
>>68193859
>Not respecting The Natty GOAT, Michael "The King" Bisping.
>tfw DADA 5000 was so out of shape even Kimbo died
>>68193846
whatever you say to make you feel better, 189er friend.
Cruz went out as the dominant champion and came back as the dominant champion.
Robbie on the other hand hasn't looked dominant at all.
Only someone very dense could actually make the case for a person with 10 losses and 2 very disputable wins out of 3 as champion to be ranked above a champion who has never lost or been in trouble in his respective division.
>>68193867
I love Bisping but middleweight is a meh division at the moment
No exciting talent coming up, all the top guys are old and the belt is becoming musical chairs just like heavyweight is right now
I can't really get excited over it
>>68193867
he'd be one of my favourite fighters but that doesn't make mw good
>>68193829
Ranking in order of what I enjoy watching the most, as "best to worst" is always going to be based on opinion.
1. LW
2. WW
3. FW
4. LHW
5. HW
6. BW
7. MW
8. WBW
9. WSW
10. FLW
>>68193859
mm got owned by cruz and yet you think he or his division is better than cruz's...
>>68193879
If you really wanted to argue you would post in the other thread, you just want to save face
>>68193850
>>68193882
>Weidman, Rockhold, Bisping, Jacare
Name a division with more championship contenders.
>>68193877
>ywn witness Kimbo vs Dada 2 in a loser leaves heaven grudge match
sad
>>68193886
what i enjoy order is just the weight class order from heavy down desu.
>>68193887
Mighty Mouse was only training part-time back then
Moreover, Cruz is SIGNIFICANTLY bigger, Mighty Mouse walks around at 141, 138 when in-shape during fight camp
It was also a long time back and MM has fought several times and improved a lot since then
Basically, it's irrelevant
who ya got?
>>68193906
The one who doesn't look like she should be teaching 5th grade math.
>>68193918
lol
Will Kimbo getting punched in the heart by the MMA gods make 200 as epic as 199 was?
Who should be sacrificed for 201 and 202?
>>68193906
My girl Thug Rose.
>>68193893
If you're going to name people that have literally only just been beat/lost the title, let alone being KO'd, then sure.
>Rory, Wonderboy, Maia, Woodley, Condit
Throw hendricks in there too, considering how close his fights with Lawler were.
>>68193888
You're not even making sense anymore, I answered there and quoted the response here in my 1st post, then for some reason you decided to answer in a dead thread and post here too lmao.
idgi why can't you just go to r/mma/ with your peers instead of acting stupid here.
>>68193829
>middle
Yes the division where michael bisping not only unironically fought for a title but also knocked out the champion in 2 minutes
>>68193918
topkek
>>68193893
featherweight and lhw
and the reason their is 4 in mw is because of bisping is champ
>>68193906
Rose will smoke her..
>>68193852
He's been undercover since the mods heemed him
>>68193933
Because im retitred and done, you bring up the same things and completely ignore what I say because you can't accept that you're not always correct so im tired of arguing, I have shit to do
lol kimbo was shot
>the city of florida
>>68193931
I'll give you welterweight. That's why I put it second. But you have to respect MW. The top of MW is better than almost any other division.
>>68193757
In a way, I hope Dana and Lorenzo get Ariel killed and then get away with it.
It would take the sport away from being WWE for adults, back to being Mafia-sanctioned bloodsport
>>68193962
Bellator is WWE for adults. That Tito Ortiz + Guy with Mask shit was TNA-level stupid.
/heem/, I...
>>68193957
>the top of MW is better than almost any other division
m8, MW is where people go when they can't hang at LHW.
FW, LW, and WW are the most stacked divisions in the UFC, if that's where you're going with this.
MW is utter shite.
>>68193953
as i said, whatever you say to make you feel better kid.
Keep thinking someone who hasn't been dominant at all should be ranked above someone who has been dominant since the division was created just because WW is better than BW, that's not dumb at all.
You still haven't actually said why we should consider Robbie that good,you've been trying to diminish Cruz and the BW division of course but hasn't given positive points about your boy, I wonder if its because he lost so many times and most of his wins as a champion are highly disputable.
discussing the strength of divisions is pointless. you could say mw is strong because it has 4 guys who all have legit claims to the title, but say you take out jon jones from LHW and you could probably say the same. so is mw the best because it has 4 contenders, or is it the worst because theres no dominant fighter making the rest look bad? multiple contenders just means everyones good or everyones shit and you cant tell which
>>68193974
love you ausbro
>>68193978
FW is where people go when they can't hang at LW
LW is where people go when they can't hang at WW
WW is where people go when they can't hang at WW
HW is the GOAT division
>>68193992
love you too~
>>68193980
You just won't stop, alright for the last time, Lawler had more relevant wins against people in a tougher division, one clear two unclear, Cruz has two relevant wins, one clear and one unclear, I don't think an unclear win should move either down, but that the clear win of Rory is better than a clear win over Faber, now im literally closing the tab so there is really no use to respond unless you need to defend your online honor
what easy fight are they going to give the bleached chimp
>>68194008
this is actually true though. only ones manly enough to not cut weight. the worst guy at HW would heem the GOAT welterweight
>>68193978
Feather & Welter are good, but I disagree about Middle being LHW's dumpster. Silva was/is considered the GOAT and he's Middle. In his prime, if he could bulk up, he could've taken on LHW foes.
>>68193987
It comes down to who's beat who. MW at the moment is in a similar situation to where the HW division has been for some time, where it's getting into a pattern of everyone beating each other, or beating those who have beat those who have beat them.
Basically, everyone is on the same meh level and there's no more chael, no more goat silva, and no more TRT vitor to make the division worth watching.
An example would be FW, where, at the top of the division, you have guys who have cleared out the division, and have truly impressive records, and it purely comes down to gameplan and preparation when fighting each other, and even then it can go either way.
MW can just go either way every time, because right now, they're all meh.
>>68194018
>the heaviest guy, with more muscle mass and a larger frame is going to KO smaller fighter.
Of course, you bloody dipshit.
>>68194018
The cunts that could probably cut to LHW but choose to fight HW are the staunchest men of all. eg Fedor or Saki in kickboxing.
>>68194015
>a swede gets cucked so bad he jumps ship
just like my pubs
>>68194069
jeff monson was a literal manlet at HW. wasnt bad either
>>68194015
any boxing tips?
reminder that conor was going to try and make a run for the WW title
>>68194105
they never learn
>>68194105
lol somebody add Luke Rochold to this so i can feel even more smug
>>68193882
Jycken is coming favä
>>68194105
speed beats power
mewvement beats height
yeh
Which 3 fighters do you want to see lose the most?
>>68194105
>conor wants to fight in the same weight class as robbie lawler, rory macdonald, and stephen thompson
it's like he has a domination fetish
For how good UFC 200 is on paper, I'm a bit disappointed at the lack of betting value.
Same with Fight Night 89.
>>68194173
1. DC
2. Lawler
3. Rockhold (again)
>>68193906
I can get behind a Estonian Nigger wannabe
so its Kowalkizyzwiczxnschiz for me
>>68194173
anyone who says jbj is a faggot
>>68194208
>that tatted up midget with the camera
>>68194209
>Place singles
>Place accu
>Place second accu with DC winning main event
easy peasy m8
>>68194173
McGregor, again
Rousey, again
Rockhold, again
>>68194173
mark hunt
paige vanzant
daniel cormier
>>68194173
jon jones
bones
jbj
>>68194227
You can't seriously think DC is going to beat Jones?
You think he can sub/ko him? Jones will win by decision 100%
>>68194063
Give me a shot at that dick Jon Jones!!
>>68193744
pikey retard got his due
>>68193859
>doesn't care about wmma
>but flyweight is relevant
>>68194258
I don't think DC is gonna win, but i'm not ruling it out after bones' layoff
a backup accu is always safe
>>68194018
yeah but Heavyweights are rare, so 3 Welterweights could easily topple a Heavyweight
>>68194173
jones
el cucky
joanna
>>68194173
1.Jon Jones
2. Ronda Rousey
3. Brendan Schaub
>>68194227
What singles do you even see value in?
there's none on the card
>>68194292
manlet haters not welcome.
AHH CHANDLER HELP
>>68194105
It's funny because I always beleived Connor would win matches against the manlets he fought but I definitely didn't think he would be any good going to 170
I don't know why people thought otherwise, couldn't even beat Diaz who no one rates...
>>68194310
I guess it depends on what you're betting on and how much.
I got miller, lauzon, northcutt, dillashaw, hendricks, zingano, tate and jones, £10 each, if they all win, I'll be looking at £130
But the accu is where it's at, £30 accu gets me £460, with DC it gets me £1000+
Left out the fights that I'm not too sure on, but you can add those too if you like for better odds
>helwani crying
>>68194309
>Hating on Schaub and his qt3.14 gf
>>>/out/
>>68194369
So just to put it in perspective, I've put £140 in and will make most of that back with the singles, keeping in mind cash out is always on with the high accu
>>68194369
>>68194393
buddy that is fucking god awful value holy shit
like really really bad
£80 bet with a return of £130 and you have to hit all eight fighters? that is fucking terrible lol
>>68194372
>helwani admitting to being a paid shill
>>68193906
Kowalkiewicz is so not ready to get meme'd on by Rose.
Rose by mémé in round 2
>>68193801
>Brain damage is a meme
>>68193906
Why does Kowalkiewicz look so old and haggard in half her pics, and like an absolute young qtp2t in the other half
>>68193906
Rose if the depression doesn't break her before.
>>68194441
he got paid by fox, the checks just went through ufc m8
>>68194493
who cares stop trying to ban everything
>>68194369
So let me get this straight...
you have two £30 parlay bets
and eight £10 single bets
and if ONE of those eight fighters lose, you lose money
>>68194506
>helwani using the holocaust card
![ariel-helwani-cries-banned-ufc-dana-white-ufc-200-brock-lesnar[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2TSQDh2.png "ariel-helwani-cries-banned-ufc-dana-white-ufc-200-brock-lesnar[1]")
>>68194441
>b-b-but I'm just a small ethical mma journalist
>I-I simply wanted to tell the truth
>Kimbo dead at 42 because steroids
>Rogan is already 48
No way Rogan makes it to UFC 250, let alone 300
>>68194126
Does anyone like Rockhold?
I'm genuinely confused about this because most Americans seem genuinely happy that Bisping wiped the floor with him, and I seem to remember Rockhold getting boo'd pretty hard on the night even though it was in California? They were cheering for Bisbong.
You're welcome to share our boy, merica
>>68194561
i feel like you didn't watch the fight because they chanted
U
S
A
U
S
A
until he got kod
>>68194551
>helwani using the >current year meme
>>68194173
None of them, you weirdo.
>>68194551
those tears are still only a quarter of the way down his nose
>>68194173
McGregor
Rousey
Jones
>>68194561
Rockhold is a cunt, even we American /sp/artans recognize it. BisKing may be cocky, but he's lovable too. He has legit been my boy for years.
I would love to share the Natty GOAT with you, Britannia.
>>68193852
You're welcome, /heem/
>>68194591
>that wealthy decadence
I feel sorry for the shop lady just trying to do her job.
>>68194591
Dee is such a cuck, she should leave Connor, fuck Artem and drink cheap wine
>>68194638
maybe she should have tried harder in school
>>68194299
>el cucky
>yfw Tony Ferguson will beat Chiesa, Khabib, RDA, and Conor in that order.
>>68194644
conor is worse than a cuck, he spends money on a woman who doesn't raise his kids and doesn't work
>>68194644
this
conor was getting mad pu55y in iceland
>>68194651
>They just need to try harder
>You wish you worked as hard as my grandfather did
You're a republican, aren't you.
https://www.fb.com/video.php?v=1162885120423183
>>68194372
>>68194441
>>68194549
>>68194583
>it g-got physical
>>68194583
Well he`s a jew, so thats not really a surprise
>>68194651
>she works in a shop
>therefore she doesn't deserve to be treated with common human decency
Edgy.
>>68193724
ugh your all just begrudgers conner wil lcome back bigger and better this time he will win easiliy no flukey chokes by nake nate barely even win he didnt even win the proper fight it was only a short notice exhibition just like a spar there was no winner or loser this fight will be the real deal though and conner will destroy nate this time then on to floyd mayweather for another easy win he will become the biggest fighter in the whole plannet and make more money than everyone else put together he could easily start his own promotion and make more monet than all the other ufc and bellertor fuck you all fuck the haters conner will win easily this time
>>68194679
>>68194706
it was a prank
dee should have a job
conor is literally a cuck for taking care of her
i don't care if she waitresses or is a cashier
>>68194706
this
Thank you, Kangaroo Jack.
>>68194718
stop drinking and posting, Mickey. Time to go to bed.
>>68194561
I don't like Rockhold, but I remember an Irish flag telling me that Conor could be the Middleweight champion if he wanted, and he honestly believed Conor could beat Luke Rockhold
>>68194682
I can't wait for Hunto to BTFO of Bork and then I'm going to spam the webms of him getting heemd for months
>>68194173
i'm not such a cuck i want fighters to lose. i just want fighters i like more to win over fighters i like less.
so basically
>Ronda (choked by Tate)
>Cyborg (memekicked by Holly)
>either Aldo, Edger or Conor (UD by Holloway)
>>68194173
mcmemer
rda (just to rub it in the huehue's faces)
luke cuckold
>>68194706
>Shit Shoveler Jimmy is pissed he's expected to clean one of those holes in a rock festival where everybody shits in
>he signed up only for cleaning high class self cleaning japanese toilets
>>68194644
>she should leave Connor, fuck Artem and drink cheap wine
Luckily Conor never married her, so she has nothing to gain by leaving him, so she better sit cant ass down, swallow the shame and smile for the camara if she wants to keep up her lifestyle
>>68194755
No one asked for your opinion, slav.
Fair play to Rockhold for turning up at the presser, Ronda wasn't capable of eating those lemons.
>>68194644
>>68194673
>>68194675
>>68194760
connor's gay you idiots, she's his best friend, like literally, super bff's they fucking love each other to the extent that he basically funds her life now and she covers up the fact that he's a cocoa shunter
>>68194788
he was so fucking salty though.
He was the great wall of salt.
But I will give it to him that he actually showed up.
He's still a cunt.
>>68194788
>he's comparing a man to a women mentally
hahahaha
>>68194173
Jones.
Honda - check!
McGoober - check!
Cockhold - check!
Only Jones left.
>>68194682
hyped af lads 2bh
hunto gonna get the walkaway ko
>>68194824
>to a women mentally
>>68194827
>McGoober - check!
>>68194856
change it to woman lad, too difficult for ya?
>>68194824
>>68194856
Women are fucking crazy. Those bitches can hold grudges for years and you wouldn't know it until your dick has been cut off and thrown out a window.
>>68194679
>You're a republican, aren't you.
i'm an agent of chaos
You guys heard Rogan's take on this whole Ariel/UFC situation??
Pretty interesting, apparently they warned him first and then he leaked the Bork news
https://youtu.be/2pbRNSMkDDc?t=5219
Open in new tab to get the timestamp, [Embed] won't do it
>>68194871
Apology accepted.
>>68194638
my boy may be a bit cocky but he has good manners. i guarantee he gave her a fat tip.
DANA WHITE LIED RIGHT TO OUR FACES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKKmTgsfV8
NO FUCKING SHAME. CANT WAIT FOR THIS ROIDED UP BALD MONKEY TO LEAVE THE UFC
>>68194896
He's a cunt who's too cocky to realize that he needs to stay in featherweight where he belongs.
At 202, he'll learn that he can only beat up midgets and slightly bigger manlets.
>>68194907
>I'm going to announce Brock Lesnar's return in a youtube interview
>>68194882
Joe actually makes sense, Ariel could have sat on the information like he said he did before.
>>68193829
Welterweight
Light heavyweight
Middleweight
Lightweight
Featherweight
>Power gap
Women's Bantamweight
Bantamweight
>Power fissure
The Claudia and Joanna show
The Mighty Mouse Show
>Power Ocean
Heavyweight
>>68194579
Watch the intros, Bisping gets a good cheer on his way in, but as soon as his music fades and the lights dim for Luke, people start booing, a lot.
>>68194907
>caring that dana kept the deal secret until it was done
goof
>>68194173
Ronda
Aldo
Cruz
>>68194173
Mighty Mouse, but I want to see him outclassed
Stipe, get him out of here ASAP
Conor McGregor @ 202
>>68194824
ronda has a manly personality that switches back to women when convenient
Thanks for all the memes
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>yfw you will never see a Kimbo vs Bork Laser super fight
>>68194885
Women's straw weight is shit if she's #4
Is Bisping the greatest champion who ever lived?
Reminder that he has never lost the belt
>>68194173
>Cruz
>Jones
>Rousey
>>68194958
>Watch the intros, GOATsping gets a good cheer on his way in, but as soon as his music fades and the lights dim for Luke, people start booing, a lot.
FTFY
>>68194988
what's the cause of death? he was fairly young. hope it's not drugs.
>>68195009
heart attack caused by long time steroid use
>>68194996
>defeats the GOAT
>walks off a movie set to win the belt
>natty
without a doubt
>>68194996
Keep in mind he beat southpaw Silva without a right eye
Ko'd Rockhold on 3 weeks notice
>>68194996
>undefeated in rematches
>undefeated in title fights
natty goat
>>68195008
I dunno about Goatsping m8, doesn't have a good ring to it.
I prefer Bisboy, Basedbing, or BisKing
>>68195019
is that a guess or actually confirmed? would be my guess as well.
>>68194790
>connor's gay you idiots
Well that would explain this
>>68195035
BisKing sounds nice.
Michael "The King" Bisping aka BisKing.
lads, how many times have you rewatched Bisping winning the title? I think I'm on about 5 now.
He was the ultimate trash compactor.
>Beat up random cans on the street
>Beat up random cans in ufc
>Beat up cans in boxing
I don't care how bad he was at mma, he will always be my boy
Wew lads, real MMA experts on Youtube
>>68195060
The WebM I've watched countless times, the fight itself twice I think.
Once live, the other with Bisping's corner audio and I saw the KO again with Luke's corner audio
>FUCK
Why are there so many wonky knockouts in mma? Because they're all jack of all trades master of none?
>>68195059
They actually called him "Bisking" when they reported on it on bbc radio 1 yesterday. Not bants though, they're just retards.
He should definitely drop "The Count", that's shitty.
>>68195058
And this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sIwMeLBALY
>>68195066
>Bork explodes on Mark Hunt and bull rushes him with no set up except maybe a right straight
>this somehow doesn't cause him to drop his chin onto Mark's trademark uppercut counter when he shoots
>wrasslin casuals
>>68195060
about 5
i think the most times ive ever seen someone get btfo was mcgregor vs diaz. every time the webm gets posted i watch it and its posted like most threads. probably seen it 100s of times
>>68195060
9, bro. I got that shit on repeat right now.
>>68195086
I agree. He's evolved from a Count to a King.
>>68195085
more ways to lose than in boxing as well as smaller gloves cause more heems. For example, if Bisping was wearing boxing gloves he might have not dropped Luke with the left and even if he dropped him it would count as a knockdown and Luke would have time to compose himself.
>>68195060
7 or 8
Never found myself fanboying so hard. I can finally let my boying of Bisping become public and not have to worry about being bullied by americans
I feel like an Ireland flag talking about Connie
I might go on facebook and start commenting things on MMA articles like "lol bisping wud beat this bum easy"
>>68195128
>start commenting things on MMA articles like "lol bisping wud beat this bum easy"
kek
i like to rewatch the fight from Bisping's entrance to him hugging his family, very emotional desu.
I get the feeling Brock Lesnar doesn't give a shit about MMA and is going to get punched once and turtle against Mark Hunt. Is this a safe bet?
>>68194977
>Mighty Mouse, but I want to see him outclassed
i checked the law of physics, it's impossible.
>>68194996
Bisking is natty GOAT and anyone who says otherwise is a Silva meme fag
Don't come in overconfident pal, I'll wipe that smug look off your face believe you me
>>68195145
Considering bisping is a champion id say anything is possible
Have you ever listened to a female fighter's interview and realized that American women have the worst accents?
>>68195161
Ah just knocked you out boodeh
>>68195161
a-achieve b-believe
>>68195041
just a guess m8
>>68195060
20+ by now
>>68195169
i like it desu. not as good as french or russian girls but its ok
hate english women accents. but the male accent is pretty goat so its an ok trade
>>68194682
sick tage
>>68194537
Yeah, that's how betting works.
I win most events, bisbing fucked me over on the accu this weekend but I had £50 on dom to win via decision, so all in all I still made decent money.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonydimoro/2016/06/06/wwe-to-planning-to-leverage-ufclesnar-deal-to-land-ronda-rousey-match-at-wrestlemania-33
>WWE is hoping that by allowing Lesnar to compete at UFC 200 (and perhaps beyond) it will open the doors for some things in return from UFC.
>WWE is hopeful that they will be allowed to use Ronda Rousey at ‘WrestleMania 33′ in Orlando, Florida. While her in-ring segment at ‘WrestleMania 31′ with ‘The Rock’, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H was a memorable moment, WWE is hoping they can secure Rousey for an actual match at their biggest event of the year.
WWUFC
>>68195180
some english accents on women are sexy
some male accents, like guys who do documentaries are GOAT, others sound absolutely faggy
>>68195189
This is hardly a surprise
>>68194907
he actually never outright denied Brock would be at 200
>>68195112
>>68195112
please lads
>>68195180
I once had a swe gf with a super qt accent.
After we broke up, I couldnt even get it up for english girls because their voices and accents turn me off so much, the dirty talking, ugh.
>>68195164
Rockhold is pretty inconsistent and known for letting his ego get the better of him in fights he thinks are easy.
Same thing happened in Vitor fight.
Rockhold is a better fighter than Bisping on every level.
Bisping is a Cinderella story and he will lose the belt to either Chris Weidman or Rockhold in a rematch.
Would be great if Dan Henderson got one last shot at the title though and we can see another star spangled H-bomb
>>68195211
What r u doing mate
>>68195180
>hate english women accents
I rebell.... i agree
On a side note, why is everyone in the starwars universe a fucking bong now?
is anyone still watching Kingdom? I originally didn't want to continue since I thought season 2 was really weak, but I'm just bored enough to keep watching.
does anyone find this voice appealing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mLQ5oZqAUY
>>68195189
http://www.ufcstore.com/UFC199/Michael_Bisping_UFC_Fathead
Daily reminder to buy your officially licensed Michael Bisping Fat Head before stock runs out
>>68195232
>Mute
>Play
>Masturbate
>>68195180
american girls have the goat dirty talk accents though, nothin sounds as slutty
for men though, british is goat
I'd listen the fuck out of britbro's audiobooks
>>68195189
Why not a McGregor and Sheamus tag team match against the Undertaker and Nate Diaz?
>>68193744
>>68193753
I almost forgot how brutal the last couple minutes of this fight were. Gotta hope the rematch goes the same way.
>>68195189
Paige will no doubt be at summerslam.
>>68195232
that voice is the reason her bro is gay
>>68195252
I'm from Liverpool lad, my audiobook would subliminally teach you to steal.
>>68193859
>Light heavy above bantamweight
>>68195232
No, i quickly start to zone out of what shes saying, the accent sounds "dumb"
Its how a imagine stupid people talk
>>68195269
That must be really fucked to have a really hot sister, specially if your fat and unattractive like Paige's brother.
>>68195272
>I'm from Liverpool la
>>68195283
she's not hot, let alone really hot, but why would it be fucked?
>>68195292
wish I had that webm of the scouse fans doing chinky eyes and shouting twat at the derby
>>68195272
how are you from liverpool? aren't scousers sappossed teh bee oll whiny and like?
>>68195303
>>68193744
Is there a better example of: confidence deleted?
>>68194788
Rockhold was awesome at the press conference. I want him to get the belt back.
>>68194992
yeah
and she literally beats the fuck out of girls not in the top 5
>>68193829
1. WW
2. Light
3. Bantam
4. Fly
5. Women's Straw
(Power Gap)
6. Light Heavy
7. Women's Bantam
8. Middle
9. Heavy
>>68194173
Ronda
Ronda
Ronda
I never liked her, but didn't hate her, but after that PVZ story, oh boy, I hope her whole family gets burned alive in ISIS cage..
I'm not a fan of PVZ either, but that kind of behaviour toward someone who is much smaller is just..
I hope they let Cyborg smash her face..
>>68195311
Nah, don't get me wrong, a lot are, but it's mostly not as over-the-top as the morons you see on tv
>>68195312
That's the one, ahhh I don't know if I find it funny or embarrassing
>>68195348
funny desu
http://www.ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes/UFC_Hot_Dog_Brander
Lads, official UFC hotdog brander now only $11.99. Bargain of the century.
>>68195346
her brother being a pedo news broke the same week as that ronda story
>>68194882
Joe are completely right in that Ariel probably just wanted to be the one that broke the news about Bork.
If he loves the UFC and the sport so much he could've just waited and let them do that promo.
Also, Joe are right about why the fuck even care about the surprise promo. Just announce the fight.
Ariel deserved some bitch slaps and it's all over now and everyone can move on.
>>68195232
Ariel asking the tough questions
>>68195380
truly the greatest mma journalist of our time
>>68195346
>Chinese acquire UFC
>Introduce PED/TRT/Roids exemption in contracts
>Combine WSW and WBW to "Womens Division"
>Announce a one-event tourny PPV to determine the womens champ
>Round 1: Ronda vs Cyborg
>Ronda vs Cyborg booked
>>68195407
>>68195407
>>68195407
holy shit lads this is literally the citizen kain or mma stories. i can feel it becoming epic
>>68195420
Did my boy Jordan Mein give Paige the dick?
>>68195232
This is how I imagine american girls look and sound like.
>>68194882
wow what a deceiving punk is helwani. All those tears and he left out he had been warned. What a piece of trash. Never trust a merchant
>muh ethic mma journalist
top keks
>>68195439
your imagination is accurate except for the fat part
This is Demetrious Johnson's record since he became champion.
>>68194173
>Mighty Mouse
Enough is enough already
>Weidman Again
Always been salty about him ruining Silva's career, want to see him suffer
>Ronda Again
Everything about her rubs me the wrong way. And the way she fell apart after her last loss was beautiful
>Bonus Pick: Conor McGregor Again at 202
Not so much because I want to see him lose, I just really want Nate to win again.
/HEEM/ BTFO
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11874290/mma-fighting-statement-on-credential-bans-lifted-by-ufc
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11873586/josh-koscheck-out-of-fight-with-paul-daley-at-bellator-158
Lmao
>>68194173
>Conor at 202
His ego will finally break. He might fall harder than Ronda.
>Hunt at 200
He's more of an embarrassment to the sport than a pro wrestler.
>Bisping
I've hated him for his entire career. That's not going to change now.
>>68195511
you're a faggot
Is it true that they warned Ariel not to break the news?
>>68195474
How? Ariel cried like a bitch in front of hundreds of thousands of people and will never scoop news like that again.
>>68195511
>Hunt
I love you. FUCK HUNT.
>>68195468
Based manlet ever. Manlet haters aren't welcome here.
>>68195474
>It's a "ban hook nosed jew then lift ban due to public pressure" episode.
>>68195515
Have fun in your desert prison colony, cunt.
Thinking of streaming Rory and Wonderboy fights
Some questions though
1. Anyone interested?
2. Should I start the fights from the walkout, tale of the tape or fight start?
3. Should I play the fights chronologically, Rory first then Wonderboy or vice versa?
>>68195520
This. Ariel will never forget what happened to him and will be toeing the line for a while.
>>68195529
Do you watch his twitch stream?
>>68195534
what should I yell during the early prelims so you boys know it's me?
>>68195548
Not yet, is it good?
>>68195534
1. Yes
2. Tale of the tape unless you have the original walkout music
3. Only play fights with finishes. No decisions.
>>68195534
chronologically would be awesome, start with the walkouts
>>68195549
ADAN MOHAMMED
>>68195533
he's never left his country so he doesn't know he lives in a very bottom of the barrel 1st world country
>>68195549
First for Schaub
>>68195570
>He doesn't know that being upperclass can make any country enjoyable
>>68195558
Very good. Made him my boy.
>>68195443
Depends on which side you choose to believe really
Rogan does make some good points in that it's not that he's uncovering some major story that wasn't going to come to light, but instead just leaking news that he was supposedly gaining from a mole. News that they seemingly made clear they didn't want spread out.
>>68195569
buddy I'm not yelling mohammed in a giant crowd of white people lol
>>68195577
this is good though
>>68195598
if you were upper class you would have left that shithole and known better m8
>>68195606
He's been my boy since I started watching MMA and heard there was a division for my manlet brothers.
>>68195613
Just explain to them it is your name.
>>68195625
yes
Now that Bork is on the card and it's only a month away, I'm actually hyped as fuck for UFC 200.
>3 titles fights
>Bork vs Hunt
>Cain vs Browne
>stacked prelims
>>68195615
Shit hole
What do we do about height-cutting?
>>68195655
>caring about wmma
>interim isnt a real title fight
>>68195549
I could heem every here
>>68195483
I doubt Koscheck will ever fight again. He is mentally broken. Every recent fight he looked scared to even get in the octagon.
>>68195658
lol that's not a good argument china is a fucking shit hole
I remember that there were a couple of guys in here that complained about not being able to find the documentary Fight Life anywhere for free. It's been on youtube for a couple of weeks, I recommend checking it out before it's taken donw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx_8ncu3ius
>>68195664
everyone does it. everyone always says theyre 2 inches taller than they actually are, which means i have to, which means the next person does
i wish it would stop desu. everyone wants that magic 6' or even 5'10 number if youre a manlet
>>68195677
Tate vs Nunes is a good fight as far as WMMA goes.nunes will either heem Miesha early or get subbed when she gasses. I doubt it will go into a fourth round.
Frankie heeming Aldo is going to be amazing.
>>68195702
>which means i have to
I would literally want every opponent to think I was less rangey than I really was
>>68195664
perhaps someone in the ufc should actually measure them, instead of just asking about their height or taking the info from the internet.
when i renewed my passport last year at hte police station they asked about my height because the standards for passports had changed and now has biometrics. they didn't even bother checking.
>>68195611
If it's true that Helwani was told people would be sacked if he reported it and then did it anyway for muh scoop then he really is a piece of shit goof
>>68195664
chuck liddell lied about his reach too
>>68195731
he said it was shorter than it really was didn't he?
holy shit how did ariel not mention the part about being told not to let the news out
>>68195717
this, and his 2 hour drama fest begging for sympathy while omitting he had been warned makes it even worse
>>68195742
yeah
>>68195744
How are people surprised the Ariel is a sneak with a victim complex?
>You are gorgeous!!!!
>>68195443
whole thing was a two hour whinefest from someone who seemingly only now was finding out how the world really works
kind of reminded me of that article in New York Times a few months ago about how supposedly awful working at Amazon is. literally entry level crap you'd deal with in any job ever blown up to be some military style bootcamp
>>68195759
i was asking rhetorically
>>68195759
reminder that he even pulled the holocaust card to gain sympathy
but somehow forgot to mention he had been warned lel
What are the odds of seeing Lesnar german suplex Mark Hunt?
>>68195772
her sister looks british
>>68195780
i think that's because the guy who founded amazon owns the washington post
>>68195802
Less than 1% imo
>>68195744
Maybe Rogan is supporting Dana?
Dada5000 beat Kimbo so hard he didn't even feel the effects until months later.
>>68195845
rogan is scumbag hypocrite
>>68195857
TOO SOON
>>68195858
a guy traveling on planes for 30 years unironically thought they go one mile into the sky and that one mile is 30 something thousand feet
>>68195772
wouldn't recognize them as sisters at all, is this one of those "she's a close friend we pretend to be sisters" kind of thing. surely she can't be serious about being twins.
NATTY GOAT
>>68195857
From the thumb nail i thought that was an ice pack on his head
>>68195872
oh she's serious
>>68195857
Here's what actually happened:
I've been watching Game of Thrones, so I know this shit. When someone is supposed to die but you save them (or they are saved by someone else, whatever), then that means you owe the Red God a life.
Kimbo, according to the Red God, was supposed to kill Dada. I think. And Dada actually did die, but they brought him back.
So now Kimbo owed the Red God another life. He planned on taking that life in his upcoming match, but he took too long, so his life ended up appeasing the Red God instead.
So maybe Dada owes a life now? Or maybe Dana does. I don't really know the specifics.
>UFC 200 is in 4 weeks
>>68195870
there's a reason he plays the devil's advocate to such asinine lengths
i overall like him on a human level but he doesn't make it easy
>>68195888
>>68195921
>this guy
>>68195898
I think Dada only owes a life if he called upon the Red God, which in this case he might not have had
Tbqh I think he's more Drowned God judging by his cardio
>>68195907
le alphabrain shill man
Bork vs Cruz + Mighty Mouse
Who wins?
>>68195947
Now that I think about it, perhaps the debt has been paid with Kimbo's own life.
Kimbo was supposed to end Dada's life, and he did. So maybe it's actually Coker who owes a life after that, and HE paid that debt with Kimbo's life?
Here we see Ilir Latifi in his natural habitat, patiently starking a nervous cow
Young Latifis have to eat several times their own bodyweight in meat every day to fuel their play, which is preparation for a hard life of fighting in cages. This play mostly consists of suplexes and slams.
>>68195968
cruz and mm, brock was never good, he's obviously going to be even shitter now
>>68195983
I can't wait for Bader to end this meme.
>>68195968
How long until UFC starts doing tag team matches?
>>68195997
as soon as they can get them sanctioned
>>68196013
They can get them sanctioned, it's just ridiculous
>>68196029
>>68196048
less ridiculous than those fake sword fighters
>gatekeepers like Miocic and Bisbong are champions
What a time to be alive
>tfw kimbo and dada fight is probably what pushed kimbo over the edge
If the Diaz brothers had their own breakfast cereal, what would it be called
>>68196081
that or he tried jogging in the humidity 2 days ago
>>68196073
We /AVERAGE BLOKE/ now
>>68196109
Wake-N-Bake
what is the diaz brothers favourite banned chocolate?
https://youtu.be/2pbRNSMkDDc?t=1h4m18s
mystic rogan
he considered saying in commentary luke cockhold would get knocked out because of overconfidence
>>68196158
What time does he talk about the fight, mate?
>>68196109
Not Lucky Charms
Apple Slaps
Honey Smacks
Cookies Crips
>>68196181
the timecode linked is 1h4m18s, but he was talking about ronda (in a sensible way, thank god) around 54:00 or 55:00
>>68196154
Kinder Surprise
>>68196200
Cheers
>>68196212
mothafucka
>>68196109
Cholo Puffs
>>68196212
Kinder "im not" surprised
His name was Kevin Ferguson.
>>68194105
Conor would heem Robbie.
how did kimbo die?
>>68195420
I'd lick Paige's clitoris off.
>>68196323
He chocked on dat juicy chicken
>>68193753
>Getting btfo so hard that you're trying to take Nate "Jitz" Diaz to the ground as a last resort
When will they learn?
>Stephens vs Barao
is this fight worth watching?
>>68193829
Welterweight
Lightweight
Bantamweight
Middleweight
Heavyweight
Women's Strawweight
Light Heavyweight
Flyweight
A dog shitting onto the ground
POWER GAP
Women's Bantamweight
How possible it is that Rockhold is gay?
>>68196441
it's an alright fight
Barao looks good in the first but fades in later rounds
>>68196465
Too autistic
>>68196465
about 85% possibility
>>68196465
very likely
>>68194718
>long winded run on sentence
is this an irish thing or a conor thing?
>>68196496
The public BTFO
>>68196465
That could be a good reason as why he doesn't have a wife. Cruz might be gay too.
>>68196496
Lol speak for your own country.
>>68196511
nah, he was saying complaining publicly about ariel getting b& was pointless (to backpedal after saying that ariel was a gossip columnist)
he got btfo pretty bad
>>68195872
>>68195886
Uh, they're literally twins. Paternal twins.
>>68196522
cruz is autistic
>>68196544
>Paternal
>>68196510
based mcgoober, never change
>>68196465
no woman is on luke's level
>>68196561
A-autocorrect, senpai.
>"girl"
what did she mean by this?
>it's a "he's a VERY legit, HIGH LEVEL blackbelt" episode
>>68196593
she's the breadwinner in the Tate household
>>68196571
Okay I take that back.
>>68196571
this was an add
New episode of The Miesha Tate Show is up,
http://themieshatateshow.libsyn.com/ask-miesha-3-the-qna-episode
She discusses the Lesnar surprise, Ariel's banishment, and Caraway's win.
>>68196496
Except it did. Robin Black is a boy-band narcissist with an awful wardrobe and an even worse fucking haircut that spouts psuedo-psychological bullshit. Should HEEM himself
>>68196593
when did miesha say she was swiss?
>>68196650
muh 2% swiss heritage
>>68196629
over a staged pic to show how "not gay" he is?
>>68196649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zGgWvT5TJU
Talk shit, get hit. You wouldn't last a round in his world.
>>68196668
>He just took that photo to prove he's not gay
Pretty autistic famalam
>>68196629
>gay men don't hang around with women
Aldo is injured. Hopefully Holloway steps in.
>>68196744
source?
>>68196744
I hope he gets cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S44HFxpfKqU
Hearing about the referees conduct in the Mitrione/Browne fight is about to happen
>>68196693
>goes on millionaire match maker
>i-i was j-just having fun h-heh!
>>68196744
>Aldo is injured.
Sauce?
>>68196764
his source is reddit, reddit source is brazilian facebook. https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4mzon7/rumor_jose_aldo_is_hurt_and_has_to_pull_out_ufc/
getting the "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam." when i post the facebook link.
>>68196844
type fb.com instead of facebook.com
>>68196792
do you spit or swallow?
>>68196778
i wish 1% of the people who cared about the paid shill helwani's ban knew about this
>>68196134
How did his foot tattoo disappear?
>>68196844
I got it from frb Twitter feed actually, but yeah it was the Brazilian Facebook link
>>68193704
Connor looks like a twink, I bet I could beat this manlet up lmao
>>68196744
I'm going to heem myself
>>68196887
ah, i was only sure because it was posted there at the same time. guess news spreads quickly.
>tfw no tag team match at 200
Did aldo hurt himself flipping burgers at his restaurant?
My brazilian buddy actually went there and met him. Any brazilibros been to his burger joint yet?
>>68196872
This is a much bigger story because that referees conduct was woeful. After one of the eyepokes he literally told Matt to stop running into Travis' fingers
>>68196744
good. fuck that goof.
>>68196917
Maybe he should have listened?
>>68196885
Are you joking or are you not realising that one of those lads is Stipe and the second is Bisping?
post heem where a guy start punching heels of a guy he just heem'd
>>68196744
Thank fuck. Boring bastard needs to fuck off
it's a max holloway and frankie edgar giving us a fight of the year candidate episode
>>68196877
If that's true and pic related get that fight, I wouldn't be mad. It's his time.
>>68196744
If Aldo is injured that really sucks desu, Aldo vs Frankie 2 would've been a good match. I wouldn't mind seeing Holloway vs Conor 2 if he replaces him and wins that match.
>Ref takes issue with the doc not stopping the fight when Matt said he was seeing double
>Matt gets on the line and says some to the effect of "it's funny you have an issue with that because I told you I'm seeing double after 35 seconds of getting eyepoked"
Matt blowning this ref out
>>68196960
>implying Frankie won't wrestlefuck him
>>68196134
All white people look alike.
>>68196984
max has robbie lawler tier TDD
>>68196974
>lost to Holloway
>gets a title (interim) shot ahead of him
fuck off buddeh
>>68196996
has never faced a wrestler like Edgar, Lamas was the best wrestler he fought and defended his takedowns very well but there are levels to this shit.
Idea: if someone is knocked out instead of a stoppage, that round ends there and is given to the opponent. If the fighter knocked out is able to carry on the fight restarts at next round.
>>68196935
fuck i literally only realised seeing this post
arr rook same.
>>68196134
Europeans takin' ova with Usada
Yeah I consider Stipe full blooded Slav
>>68197012
I agree lad would remove all fluke """"wins"""" and we can finally have a proper sport. Not sure what to do with submission though, they just feel very cheap and dirty.
>>68196997
I think Holloway should get Conor directly, he doesn't need a plastic belt.
I'll wait to be upset about Aldo until it is actually confirmed by the jew
>>68197018
goofed up m8
It's the hair cut, and from the small pictures I can see how you'd think they are the same, different bodies on the canvas though
>>68197012
lol do you even know what medical suspensions are for. learn something about concussions too
>>68197022
>Yeah I consider Stipe full blooded Slav
he has full Slav blood since both his parents are Croatian.
>>68197028
I would say same with someone tapping out. Round is awarded to opponant and match goes on to next round.
Too many meme early stoppages.
>>68197031
Doubt Conor will fight at FW again, the cut was already very difficult but now he is gaining extra weight to move up to WW.
>Jose Aldo rumored to be injured
and here we go again lads.
>Horiguchi vs Seery
Is this fight worth watching?
>>68197039
Again i said IF they are able to carry on
>>68197032
he'll too busy counting his shekels and rubbing his hands together than he got off scott free lad
>>68197055
>Move up to WW
lol no
>>68197055
>>68197045
>>68197028
>>68197012
Bingbong "fitefans"
>Coming off a 5 year lay off to face Mark Hunt
Does Brock know what he's getting into lads?
>>68197073
im not saying he is permanently moving up but he is fighting at WW vs Nate and thus has to gain weight
>>68197061
Its remarkably easy to concuss somebody after they've recently suffered a concussion. We could get more Hendo-type comebacks, but probably shorter careers
>>68197086
>not wanting longer fights
Literal burger
>>68197055
There's no way he stays at welterweight once Nate beats him for the second time, and since Nate is actually a lightweight, I don't see him fighting there either.
>>68197045
i don't think submissions should be rewarded the same as knockouts, they are cheap and dirty and should be somewhat discouraged.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGXAbmToaLr/
How do we save him?
>>68196877
>combate
>>68197104
>People think Hunto is good
The state of the heavyweight division
>>68197117
didnt say that, just said he is moving up to WW for now (one fight). I think his future is at LW.
>>68197127
they're the most reputable mma news source in brazil
>>68197104
Such a mismatch in striking. Hunto is next level even compared to most actual mma fighters, let alone a mandrama faggot scared of getting hit. I can only think because its a once off, they dont care about Lesnar getting brutally heemed.
Should I get fight pass or wwe network?
I like MMA more but fight pass doesn't have PPVs
If I get WWE network will they show UFC 200 on it because brock is fighting?
>>68197138
Until he gets gobbled up by a ramadan-starved Khabib. Be careful.
>>68197176
Grow up.
>>68197176
>If I get WWE network will they show UFC 200 on it because brock is fighting?
Yes, UFC is WWE, this is known
>>68195511
Ditto to what Ausbro said. You're a megafaggot.
>>68197143
>combate
>good
Wait for official news, friend.
Also its just a rumor AKA things have been quite slow and we need to get some traffic
so.. aldo pulling an aldo again
>>68197179
more hunto
>>68197176
Acestream
>>68197209
NEW
>>68197179
>implying heeming 2016 mir is an achievement
>>68195511
>wanting hunt to lose to a walking meme
senpai pls
>>68193744
has mcgregor seen this
>>68197143
they've reported a bunch of stuff that turned out to be false before
and the facebook page reporting it isn't even the real combate page
>>68197133
>people forget brock folds once he gets hit
>>68197133
>heavyweight division
My favourite meme on /heem/
>>68197270
>People think he'll stand and exchange with a fat cunt
>>68197288
hunt by tko strikes from the bottom
>>68195772
>she will never dress as sexy Grunty for you
have you guys ever fallen for a meme? which one?
>>68197212
Not him, but how do I set this up?
Got any good links or guides?
>>68197349
mcgregor
>>68197057
Pretty decent scrap even if it's mostly Horiguchi beating the shit out of Seery. Neil has his moments though and he's tough as fuck.
>>68197349
Almeida.
>>68197356
download ace player 3.1 at acestream.org
then you hang around /r/MMAStreams/ on reddit until somebody posts an acestream code, copy and paste it into the program and wait for it to buffer
>>68197410
As easy as that?
Should I bother with VPN's and shit? I can't into them
>>68197349
The Luke Rockhold isn't gay meme
>>68197349
Phil Brooks.
>>68197349
Werdum
>>68197417
>Should I bother with VPN's and shit?
ask yourself if you're afraid of piracy and torrents in the first place
i've been pirating since i was a little kid. no VPN.
>>68197457
Ta senpai
>>68197349
i thought osp could break jones arm with a leg kick
>>68197552
Phew, thats the fight im looking forward to the most on the entire card.
>>68197349
Fedor
>>68197349
big ben
How would you stop her from taking you out?
>>68197752
*unsheathes Katana*
No rules on the street missy
>>68197349
literally started watching for Ronda from 183.
durian on kimbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU9N2VSJQVg
>>68196744
>>68196844
>>68196877
>>68196899
>>68196908
>>68196924
>>68196978
/combatenewsss is fake, official combate has nothing about aldo being injured.
>>68197349
I fell for the Ronda meme completely when I first started watching
>>68195346
she shoulda thrown one of these at holly
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