Soccer Aid 2016 Official Game Thread #3
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Olly Murs the GOAT
>stream
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>Wilkes
/a/
>clive shilling unicef
pathetic
row row fight the powah
>these children have done nothing wrong
I don't know Clive. A lot of them are Arsenal fans.
did he say northhampton or northallerton, wtf :S
>all this shilling
GET OLLY ON THE EUROSTAR ROY
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
>Sheen subbed off already for that sports news guy
>spent more than food for yourself today
>£10
fuck off have i, stop telling me what to do you fat cunt
Robbie Williams' best album is Swing When You're Winning
Why do they boo Carragher but not Fowler?
Anyone else English yet can't stand this England team? They're all such boring people
PICK UP THE PHONE, BONGS
The begging for money is getting a bit grating now desu
Lineups for anyone interested
England Line up:
>Management:
Sam Allardyce, Robbie Williams and Bradley Walsh.
>Legends:
Jermain Defoe, David Seaman, Jamie Carragher, Phil Neville, Sol Campbell, Robbie Fowler, Danny Murphy and Kieron Dyer.
>Celebrities:
Louis Tomlinson, Damian Lewis, Ben Shephard, Danny Jones, Jack Whitehall, Jamie Theakston, John Bishop, Jonathan Wilkes, Mark Wright, Marvin Humes, Olly Murs and Paddy McGuinness.
Rest of the World lineup:
>Management:
Claudio Ranieri and Niall Horan
>Legends:
Cafu, Dimitar Berbatov, Edgar Davids, Fabio Cannavaro, Jaap Stam, Samuel Eto’o, Ronaldinho and Dida.
>Celebrities:
Patrick Kielty, Iwan Rheon, Sir AP McCoy, Matthew Morrison, Michael Sheen, Nicky Byrne, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Sergio Pizzorno, Shayne Ward, Sean Fletcher, Thom Evans and Gareth Thomas.
Mon ROW wake up lads
>tfw your old man comes round
>gets fish and chips for himself without asking
>puts the milk in before the teabag (???)
He's going in a shit nursing home.
>sheen already subbed for being a fat cunt
>Davids diving
Why does this faggot always act like a cunt
Are the celebrity players well known in England? Pretty much all of them are literal whos for me.
>>68142575
Spent £23 on a bottle of Kraken rum today. I have no guilt.
>>68142590
It's the reason the match exists in the first place, what were you expecting?
>>68142580
Probably a few City fans in the crowd who remember his time there before they were good.
RIP Sheen
He's off to have his heart attack, was in the post.
>dinho
>le be an average player, wear glasses and become a meme man
HAHAHAHAHA HE ONCE SCORED AGAINST SEAMAN
GET IT? THAT MAKES IT FUNNY NOW!!!
shame this isn't manchester city legends match. if they started losing, DCBW could disappear from the thread and have a solid alibi for being on the phone.
>>68142508
We get 7 years. My dad probably hasn't got 7 years left but my mum does.
>>68142630
autism
Why are the crowd booing Carragher? It's not like there are any actual Man U fans in the stadium.
That might have been funny if Ronaldinho and Seaman didn't do this same fucking routine at every charity match they play.
> King Power
broke my heart when I was 7 that goal
>>68142615
A few of them are pretty big like Damien Lewis, Michael Sheen, Jack Whitehall, Paddy McGuinness and Olly Murs
>Donaldinho
>>68142604
Does he know you're an elite virtual football manager?
>>68142615
They're all literally whos.
>>68142615
No. Some of them were semi well known about 10 years ago, but they're all pretty much Z listers now.
>>68142630
Autism speaks
>>68142595
Thanks.
Ronaldinho is such a fake ass bitch
>>68142639
think he finally gave that gimmick up, haven't seen him in ages
>>68142615
Yeah. Olly Murs was on X-Factor here, did a song with Demi Lovato that was actually not that shite.
>the state of Humes' first touch
>>68142646
>>68142667
Ahh yes, found the brain-dead sheep.
>>68142682
You mean you loved it and had it on repeat then.
text GIB
>>68142694
>Ahh yes, found the brain-dead sheep.
>wilkes
fuck off no one wants to see you score
Wish I could say this is the worse football I've seen at Old Trafford this season.
>>68142694
It's a charity match, lighten up la
>>68142639
>Manchester City legends match
Will zany comedian Mike McClean please stand up?
Him and that bird who once won FHM High Street Honeys now the face of MCFC TV
>mers
>Olly Murs
>Murs
Murrs out
>Murs
>MURS
>murs
>MURS
I hope the inventor of the vuvuzela died a horribly painful death.
>>68142714
isn't he supposed to be shooting at his head?
>>68142648
Some of the fans have United shirts on. Saw a couple before kickoff. They were both Pakistani.
>MURS
>Murs
>tfw Jaap Stam will never two foot you
> People rate Olly Murs
gtfo
>Big Sam with flashbacks from the Sunderland season
>Hurr durr murr
>murs
which players currently on the field do you suppose have a foot fetish?
>Muhhhrs
>>68142703
It was shite, but Demi Lovato has a great voice, not gonna lie.
>MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS
what a fucking mug
>Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad?
Top kek
Is >MURS the new >Torres
going for a shit text me if anything good happens
07394762547
How long is the half time break in these matches? Might quickly go out and spend a tenner on dinner.
>>68142746
It sounds like a swarm of African killer bees so maybe something to do with that.
>>68142771
I'm a blunderland fan and this is literally us.
>Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad
>DIVEIDS
>>68142800
what
This commentary makes me want to end myself
Olly Murs shagged my bird once. I didn't mind though.
Davids getting rekt
Davids takes this shit so weirdly seriously
>>68142803
Literal millionaire
Davids is going to break his legs for that
Humes is le pacey winger to the extremist
>>68142826
cuck
>>68142826
Same
>Chris "David Brent" Kamara
https://vine.co/v/O23nqVLX2EK
Shephard is one of those washed up fuckers that takes this way too seriously. Patrick Kielty is another.
>having to explain why Edgar Davids wears glasses
Fuck off Clive.
Remember when Edgar Davids was Barnet player-manager and gave himself squad number 1, just because he could?
>>68142592
>Because there's no silver bullet to fix it once and for all, children should starve to death
You are a colossal dickbag
I hope you get flooded and nobody comes to help you, because it wouldn't solve the underlying problem
let's see some murderball
>Hacking someone down in a charity match
Same old England
having flashbacks to the 2010 world cup lads
>>68142855
Cuck.
>Davids
>MURS.
>>68142883
That was a great time to be here. Came here for the Winter Olympics and stuck for the World Cup.
Would Rooney get a game for this England team?
what's the score
Retire that passenger
>Phil
would anyone take humes over sterling?
>>68142862
>https://vine.co/v/O23nqVLX2EK
Oh god
>MURS
>U
>R
>S
>Mrus
>Mouyrs
> All this King Power advertising
Why is this allowed?
>This meme England team is unironically more threatening than the real England squad.
>>68142883
who is that
>>68142862
Kek.
Now I want to go on a night out with Kamara and Brendan Rodgers
>>68142943
why not?
>>68142920
England: ((36/6) - (3*2))
ROW: 0
>>68142920
Semen slurping
>>68142955
me on the left
This Marvin lad couldn't trap a bag of cement
SHUT THE FUCK UP CLIVE
Prime Ronaldinho was the greatest player in history from an entertainment standpoint
>GOAT off
>GOAT on
>>68142960
The only good thing about Duty Free shops is cheaper fags
>>68142919
he'd actually take the sting out of this england's attack, that's the state of our fucking national team.
CHE CANNAVAROOOOOO
CHE CAPITANOOOOOOOO
Might have a five pound coffee tomorrow lads, just to see what Clive drinks.
marvin humes is fucking shite
>>68142957
Went on a night out with Kammy in Tenerife a few years back tbqh. He's the exact same as he is on TV.
cannavaro is a handsome man
remember when cannavaro did world cup coverage with itv?
most cringeworthy thing ever
>good coffee costs 5 quid
Costa btfo
>mfw Jaap Stam could easily slot in to any side in the world and improve them
>>68142963
The brackets are completely unnecessary.
>good coffee costs 5 pounds
err what
>coffee costs £5 these days
>buying anything other than an espresso
who the fuck is Johnny Wilkes
Based Carra
based Cannavaro
>>68143021
Sunderlands next signing.
>>68143021
Literally Robbie Williams' mate
can't someone fucking reduce Carragher to a heap
>elbow someone in the throat in a charity match
>scousers
popping out to the spaghettistore real quick, anyone want anything?
>>68143003
remember when Martin O'Neil destroyed Adrian Chiles lmao
Is there a stream that works in the US? Seems that stream checks where you are.
>drinking coffee
>>68143009
>The brackets are completely unnecessary.
>good coffee costs £5
>not buying super-strong Java and having it at home, rather than from some watered-down chain shit in town
>grow up int he city of liverpool
>play a charity football match
>still thinking you're in scuffles in the alleys
He just full-on elbowed him in the face.
>Carragher playing literal murderball
>>68143049
>implying it's possible to stop Carra
>>68143060
wonder what adrian chiles is doing now
>coffee costs £5
>The absolute state of London
Wilkes is such a cock
Who the fuck pays £5 for coffee?
> drinking the caffeine jew
you must reply to this post if you are a chelsea fan
I don't think carragher really gets the spirit of a charity match.
>>68143060
Remember this from Martin O'Neill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEcPlgi2s-w
Honestly Sam, sign Murs up for Sunderland, he'd be the best thing for our attack
Does this go to extra time and pens if it's a draw at 90 mins?
>>68143084
>>68143077
maybe it's special London halal coffee
>>68143012
British coffee culture is shit but it's not quite that shit.
>tfw no longer living in Italy so can't have a caffe corretto to start the day
>>68142995
Clive is showing himself to be out of touch as fuck.
>"Donate pls. £60 isn't a lot, you spent more on your dinner tonight. Give now."
Could you spare £10, the price of a _______ for charity today please?
First we had lunch, then coffee. What will it be next lads?
>>68143106
Just pens, no extra time
If you don't reply to this post your mum will die in her sleep tonight
>>68143103
Leicester O'Neill is best O'Neill
>>68143129
Rotherham child prostitute
>>68143129
Thai boy prostitute
dida trying too hard
How did Robbie Fowler get so fat so fast?
Liverpool need to sign Mark Wright asap
>>68143003
why?
>>68143129
>it's only a ten bag lads
Fowler was on the piss last night
>>68143133
hope you stub your toe on a door frame you cunt
>Fowler
>Carragher
>Phil Neville
where are the actual good England players from 15 years ago?
please donate 5 pound, the price of a postage stamp at Harrod's
>>68143166
He's fucking awful too
Who's the fat celebrity up front called Fowler? Was he in Corrie?
>>68143156
>wanting fucking boring english players to score
i'm english but i'd rather see dinho score
>>68143166
He was a bit fat when he was at Liverpool like 10 years ago.
>>68143174
He couldn't speak much English
>>68143133
Dick.
>>68143150
He was great back then, had some real edge to him.
Hope he steps aside after the Euros to let Keano take over.
>>68143129
pint in london
>>68143196
t. underage
>>68143133
DON'T DO THIS ANON PLS
>>68143196
>Fowler
>Carragher
Right there lad.
literally who the fuck is wilkes
>>68143133
lol, jokes on you m8, my mums already dead
>>68143152
>>68143153
you guys have got to fuck now.
this crossing is >Moyes ManU tier
>>68143129
Ten Rothmans and a couple of tins.
>>68143202
He was in Brookside la
>>68143243
Pretty sure they'd rather share a Thai prostitute.
>>68143239
Robbie Williams mate, literally all he's famous for
This is kind of shit 2bh
Who /supportingRanieri/ here?
going down to the shops, you lads need anything?
>>68143133
Oh dear.
>>68143133
Sicko.
>>68143224
>>68143232
Neither of them were starters for England lads come on
Didn't Davids play in the lower leagues a couple of years back and get sent off every other game?
>>68143269
Should be better with the meme keepers 2nd half. Dida is actually good.
swear these games used to have at least 5 goals by half time
>>68143239
Jonathan Wilkes (born 1 August 1978 in Baddeley Green, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire) [1] is Robbie Williams' mate.
>>68143284
He was going to sign for Leicester at one point
>>68143133
wow
>>68143196
Darius Vassell?
Emile Heskey?
Danny Mills?
Trevor Sinclair?
England have always been shite
Almost half time already? That was boring as fuck.
>>68143274
Oi want a nice coffee but im a quid shy of a fiver
>>68143261
haven't you got mental far left socialist policies to vote on?
>>68143133
cunt, mate
>FOWLER
humes is literally walcott
>fatler
>Fowler
how did fowler not finish that
fuck me this is shit, wish i'd watched shit gear instead
>Blobby Fowler
Fowler used to be deadly, wtf happened
im fucking hyped for the euros now
don't think i can wait another few days
it's killing me
might just top myself
>Fowler
top lel
>>68143316
Already done. Almost 80% no to basic income.
Riveting stuff
Fucking hell. How did Fowler manage that?
What is the best anime ever made, lads?
>BLOBBY FOWLER
>fat fowler dribbling past every defender
>Fatler
>>68143340
TG has been quite good
Davids thinks hes playing in the CL final
>>68143284
Barnet. He was player-manager.
>>68143356
shaman king
Davids will never not remind me of pic related.
will skip my half time coffee and donate it instead
Fowler couldn't even finish his dinner
>Dermot is still a thing
Christ
>>68143274
Jaffa cakes and Wotsit Wafflers, m80.
>>68143350
>being 20% mental far left socialist
>mfw
i thought england was fucked up
>>68143133
Rather embarrassingly replying to my own post, just in case.
Thanks for the yous lads
Fowler waddling around is the funniest thing I've seen all year
>>68143365
Fuck off Chris
>>68143212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G1Xe5vsAPU
did he even understand what he was saying?
>>68143382
Only Fifa game I've ever owned
Favourite part was tackling the GK and getting (at worst) a yellow card.
fuckin ell Fowler
used to be one of the most clinical strikers alive ad he does that
Just slurp my shit up senpai
FUCK SAKE ROW WAKE UP
I HAVE 100 QUID ON THIS GAME
Incredibly important half time viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
>>68143384
I doubt that.
>>68143382
Wasn't that the Fifa where transfers were just 'switch any player in your team for the GOATs'?
>charity match
>0-0
the fuck? Isn't the purpose of this to be entertaining
>>68143418
>le straight talking Irishman
Him and Keane are taking this meme too far
Reply to this post to die in your sleep tonight.
>robbie "god" fowler
Alright lads, what's the half-time wank going to be?
>>68143356
Kin-iro Mosaic
>>68143133
hello /v/
>>68143274
just grab me a lunch mate. will £9 do?
Top Gear has improved on episode 1. FACT. You are all turning the channel over at half time. FACT. These are the FACTS people.
>Betting on a charity match nobody except Davids takes seriously
>>68143459
now THIS i can get on board with
>>68143459
>>68143133
not taking any chances here lads
>>68143437
Oh fuck off /pol/
>>68143418
Probably not
The whole thing was embarrassing
>>68143484
le fact meme
>lightweight cordless hoovers
what an age we live in lads
>>68143484
Just renewed my Amazon Prime.
>>68143484
Nah mate I'm watching white chicks on concern. Can't stand Chris Evans
If I was a starving Zimbabwean child sitting on a farm with no corn, no grain and only 1 skinny cow, my stomach rumbling and a car pulled up filled with food I would be delighted.
If I was a starving Zimbabwean child sitting on a farm with no corn, no grain and only 1 skinny cow, my stomach rumbling, and someone came and plopped a nice juicy burger with a side salad and slice of cake I would be delighted
If I was a starving Zimbabwean child sitting on a farm with no corn, no grain and only 1 skinny cow, my stomach rumbling and I bit into the burger and it was cooked to perfection, the first meal I had eaten in 3 weeks, the juices filling my mouth with happiness I didn't know was possible, I would be delighted
If I was a starving Zimbabwean child sitting on a farm with no corn, no grain and only 1 skinny cow, my stomach rumbling and every bite of the burger got juicier and more tasteful, I would be delighted
If I was a starving Zimbabwean child sitting on a farm with no corn, no grain and only 1 skinny cow, my stomach rumbling and someone told me that Clive Tyldesley had touched my burger at some point in the delivery process I would spit it out onto the floor and I would say 'not for me Clive' before going back to starvation.
Fuck Clive Tyldesley
>>68143445
Best FIFA game.
Had the Super League on it or whatever it was called, and a fucking great soundtrack. Great game to play against the lads on and all.
>>68143491
RIP
>>68143496
not even from /pol/
>>68143459
>not posting heavenly pete
>>68143455
There should be a lot more goals in the second half when they take off the legend goalies. Dida's actually made quite a few saves.
Just gonna pop down the shop and spend £5 on some good coffee.
>>68143437
shoo shoo /pol/ ghost
>>68143458
>o'neill
>irish
>>68143484
>watching diversity gear
good goyim
>>68143459
please release me
>>68142512
This """""sport""""" gave me aids
>>68143555
Rich cunt
who /overwatch/ here
Literally binged all weekend lads my eyes hurt. Can't remember the last time a game did that to me. I've not showered since Thursday. I only left the house once and that's cos I ran out of food.
>>68143437
lmao why is every public speaker on the "out" side a massive cunt?
you guys are a fucking disaster, can't wait for the meltdown
>>68143562
>Martin Hugh Michael O'Neill, OBE is a Northern Irish football manager who is currently the manager of the Republic of Ireland national football team
Calm your autism
>>68143496
He'll grow out of it, don't worry
>Dermot "Insufferable fucking cunt" O'Leary
>>68143390
It's not even that far left of a policy. No different than unemployment benefits really. If anything it's even a bit better , since it would have meant startup companies could get employees, in the knowledge that the state would bump up their wages to an acceptable amount. It was still a stupid initiative that most likely wouldn't have worked in reality though.
>>68143484
Rafa would never support the new Top Gear. Don't impersonate him.
>>68143484
heremy clarkhon was not PUNISHD
>>68143458
Enjoyed Keane's dismissal of Hendrick, Murphy and McGeady the other day. He was spot on.
Just read his second book, actually pretty entertaining, you can get through it in half a day but some interesting snippets.
>>68143519
>calling vacuum cleaners Hoovers
>>68143579
Computer games are for autistic manchildren
>>68143556
>Yes, I said MAN-kind
makes me kek every time
>>68143589
>northern irish
>irish
don't you dare m8
post charity slags ffs
>>68143589
He's British senpai
>>68143579
>playing meme games
>>68143579
It's fucking shit and casual as all fuck
I wanted to like it but it's literal trash
>>68143618
This.
Cringe at people over 20 who play computer games
Ugh... I can't believe I'm posting on the same board as bigoted out voters...
JUST
>>68143653
I play videogames as I've nothing else to do but I at least have the decency to pretend I don't.
>>68143653
Is it really worse than posting here?
>>68143618
>waaah waaah waaaaah I hate fun
I have a full time job, play sports, have a normal social life. So what if I take a weekend now and the to do sweet fuck all. Get off your high horse.
>literally playing for mohammed
keeeeeeeeeeeek
>>68143653
>>68143618
>>68143673
Woah... so this... is the true power... of Reddit!
fucking hate this years FIFA lads, it's just fucking awful
>>68143556
Fuck off home, cuck.
>>68143618
This.
>>68143703
Never liked playing sports games 2bh
I just like watching
> I'm playing Soccer Aid for Mohammed
> The state of Americans
FUCK I missed Top Gear game thread
>>68143653
Good to keep in touch with pals
>>68143655
Here you go mate. This book helped me a lot.
>>68143703
PES won again
Reminder to love thy neighbour, regardless of what skin colour they are or what faith they adhere to :)
>>68143673
>>68143678
>>68143701
Love how upset the machildren get whenever I say this.
Fucking pathetic.
>Look at me I'm playing a game. wooo the dungeons! Woo pressed X and killed the dragons!
>>68143703
It has denuvo so I just gave it a skip desu
>Mohammed
>>68143694
Insecure as fuck.
>all these edgy fucking >mohammed's
We're talking about children here you massive dickheads
>>68143658
He's a right weird looking potatohead.
>>68143521
Good call lad. The Man in the High Castle and Bosch worth the subscription alone.
>>68143706
HEY ROTHERHAM! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
Who are you playing for, /sp/?
Fucking fuck off with this fucking muh kiddies shit and get to the analysis
>>68143740
Fuck off, you get what you give and muslims give a bunch of cunty shit
>>68143744
Sup reddit
>>68143618
>>68143653
>He says while posting in a thread about watching unfit, middleage men play football half-arsed
Hmmm...
>>68143740
niggers out tho
>>68143694
You should be having kids and raising a family. Not spending all your free time bashing buttons in front of a screen.
Grow up.
If you are an ABU you might as well kill yourself now because the next 50 years will be EXTREMELY unhealthy for you. Just a heads up...peace.
>>68143740
This
Not sure if you're joking or not but you should do it anyway
>>68143744
>look mom, I posted it again! xD
>look how mad the nerds get!
>m-mom?
Thank you based Schmeichel
>>68143701
>frog poster
>saving thumbnails
Fuck off
>no more 30 rock
>ever
Why even live
>>68143753
>Sweden
>>68142512
can any uk people tell me if copa america is on this player? i need a stream ty
Honestly the only sports game worth a shit is PES because of the 4CC.
>>68143753
Hope you're trolling swedecuck. Your posts have been a shambles.
>>68143770
Alright lad.
Haven't you got some dragons to slay by bashing x?
>>68143753
you're right
you can shelter them, they're all yours my friend
Evening /sp/artans
long time
>>68143753
Maybe worry about your own children, champ, they're gonna need it.
literally me
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465116256225.webm
>>68143821
>he genuinely follows the autism cup
ahahahah holy shit sort your life out
This racism thing is really getting old, it's choking the life out of 4chan to be perfectly honest
>>68143783
Why the fuck would I want kids in my early 20s? It would hinder my career prospects.
>>68143849
Hello
>>68143753
>Sweden
>>68143853
Nowt wrong with a bit of autism you fanny
>>68143863
>Having kids before you're 35
lmao
>>68143740
I live in a middle class area that is 100% white, educated, has no crime and is safe.
Who /golf club member/ here?
>>68143863
Because your early 20s are your prime time of fertility.
> muh career
good goy, stay a wage slave.
>>68143863
>muh careeeeeeer
>>68143855
This numale cuck thing is really getting old, it's choking the life out of 4chan to be perfectly honest.
>>68143888
have fun with your genetically disease mutant children
>>68143853
>He hasn't been an autism cup manager for 4 years
Get defo on
>>68143888
>being an old dad
those kids with old parents are always weird
>>68143920
Good lad
>>68143852
Is this a magic trick?
>>68143923
deffo
>>68143919
Good job in 10-15 years time we'll be able to edit them out with CRISPR-Cas :)
>>68143919
>>68143935
>Giving up your one shot at life to look after a kid
just don't get it senpai
>>68143875
>>68143850
>>68143847
>>68143824
>>68143811
I genuinely hope you all starve to death, or are the victims of a natural disaster, and nobody comes to help you
I hate mudslimes as much as you, but we're talking about C H I L D R E N
They have no agency. They are not to blame for anything that's going on. Grow the fuck up.
kielty is a fat cunt
>>68143914
>nu male cuck
Jesus christ, could you be more of a brainwashed buzzword using deluded teenager?
>Big Sam will never pick you up and slap your arse
jdimsa
>Big Sam piledriver
Fucking hell kek
>>68143923
Nah la
He's old and shite
Drinking some March of the Penguins.
>>68143953
cuckle doodle dooooo!
Why are we allowed to have Jermain Defoe?
He should (arguably) be in the actual England team
Hard to believe that grown-ass men have folders saved of smug anime girls
>>68143901
>Because your early 20s are your prime time of fertility.
We're not women you fucking fag, we can jizz out spawn at 100.
>>68143954
gets to bang cat deeley on the reg though
>>68143953
Would you distinguish between younger and older poisonous snakes?
>>68143953
How exactly are you going to ensure all that money actually goes to children?
DEFOE
E
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F
O
>>68143953
You shouldn't hate people because of their religion
If you grew up in a Muslim family, you will 99% be Muslim
>>68143979
You realise /mlp/, /a/ and /vp/ exist?
>>68143979
hard to believe some don't
>Jack Whitehall
Someone please tackle him so he has a career ending injury
REFBALL
Can't believe Defoe isn't in the actual England squad
>>68143953
gr8 b8 m8.
WHITEHALL C U C K E D
YES
DAILY REMINDER THAT SUNDERLAND ARE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE AND NEWCASTLE ARE NOT
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
DEFOE GOAT
HAWAY THE LADS
SHOULD BE GOING TO THE EUROS
>Defoe
>defoe
what a retard
>defo
Literally hattrick coming
REFBALL
>Niggers can't resist stealing
>Even fucking goals in a charity match
based England's brave jackie boy
>>68143953
The tolerant left, everyone. I'll say again, worry about your own fucking kids first, Sweden. They seriously fucking need you.
Wasn't even going in 2bh
>O F F S I D E
>F
>F
>S
>I
>D
>E
>INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND >INGERLUND
>DEFOE
cucked by a black
KEKED
BY
DEFOE
he was onside fuck off ref
>>68143753
>sweden
>>68144006
Fucking this. He gets to make out with Britt Robertson in his latest film, the lucky cunt. He's had enough good fortune.
That Whitehall shot was clearly curving away, actually.
>>68143459
sweet, sweet death
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
bit unfair to play with a player who scored 18 goals in the prem this season
Why is Defoe allowed to play? That's pretty unfair
>>68144041
story of this board
>dyer still on the pitch
is he, dare I say, back?
wonder how much coke Kieron Dyer does nowadays
>>68144016
>>68144017
Good posts
>>68144056
Looked like it was going to hit the inside of the post and go in to me
i fucking hope defoe doesnt get injured
>>68143744
autism
>>68144056
Inside of post and in for me.
>that faggot murrs flop
disgraceful
> Taking Serge off
#RanieriOut
This linesman is fucking shit
Defoe always plays right on the offside line but he's been onside for both of those.
>>68144089
Fuck, hadn't considered that.
>>68144082
HA'WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
dat hair transplant
Louis <333
>>68144056
Inside of the post and in.
>sergio off
fuck sake
Do we agree Defoe should be going to France over Rashford?
why is murs back on
Stupid sexy fabio
why the FUCK am I watching this?
>>68144130
Yes
REEM
BLOOTER
BLOOTER
BLOOTER
>Defoe is not in the England squad but Rooney is
BLOOTER
OH CHRIST
GET HIM ON THE PLANE ROY
>that keeping
wew lad
MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT MY FUCKING LAD MARK WRIGHT
JOSE ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH
>Kielty
Fucking kielty
BLOOOOT
JOSE SIGN HIM UP
>Fabio Cannavaro is 42
G O A L !
HE SHAGS MICHELLE KEEGAN FOR FREE HE SHAGS MICHELLE KEEGAN FOR FREE HE SHAGS MICHELLE KEEGAN FOR FREE HE SHAGS MICHELLE KEEGAN FOR FREE
patrick kielty is another fucking nobody who i only see in this shitty event
>that wall
>That save
>>68144130
Over Sturridge too tbqh
>>68144143
>>68144145
>>68144149
hivemind
>tfw you will never score a goal in front of old Trafford
So jealous of mark right now. What a goal as well
>>68144166
>>68144167
He's no Jamie Theakestone right?
>>68144190
sturridge been in good form
>GETTING SENT OFF IN A CHARITY GAME
why is that cretin in some sort of token management position?
who is even in goal for rotw?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
RED
E
D
>getting sent off in a charity game
rofl
SENT OFF IN A CHARITY MATCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guess he reached the tipping point
Fair yellow that
>red carded in a charity match, holy fuck
Lol red card
Red in a charity match
Top keks
OFFICIAL MEME GAME STATUS
>ENGLAND
>LITERALLY SENT OFF IN A CHARITY MEME GUY
THE SMILE ON JOSE'S FACE
>sending him off
What a wanker
AHAHAHAHAHAA
HE'S OFF
JOHN MOSS YOU SAD CUNT
IT'S A CHARITY GAME YOU FUCK
>Red card in a friendly on Thursday
>Red card in a charity match today
What is the world coming to?
lmao
I guess the ref reached his Tipping Point™.
>Getting sent off in a charity game
A new low.
> JON MOSS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68144229
kek
>getting brushed aside by a bunch of nobodies
Is Ranieri a fraud?
>>68144256
HOHOHO
>Sent off
>Charity game
Fucking kek
A FUCKING RED IN A CHARITY MATCH
>>68144229
kek
deserved. Been a dirty bastard all game, it's a fucking charity match you nonce
>>68144229
kek
Going to get a PROPER bollocking from big sam
BERBA
>>68144262
>(you)
>>68144262
>>getting brushed aside by a bunch of nobodies
Isn't that what happened to everyone else in the Premier League this year?
we're fucked
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND >ENGLAND
BOG SIM IS
U P S E T
P
S
E
T
john moss ruins another game
BASED BERB
>ROW need a legend to score
>BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV >BERBATOV
BERBAGOD
BERBAGOD
Why does Mark Wright count as a celeb when he was a former footballer?
LET THE FOOT SEE THE BALL
COME ON PADDY
im fucking dying
LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER
COME ON PADDY.
PADDY
A
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>>68144262
>YOU
>Paddy's hair
>>68144302
Which part of rest of the world you from mate?
>>68144229
oh is that what he's off
Why is Berbatov even allowed to play in this game?
Hahaha
TACTICAL GENIUS
Englabd are gonna get hammered now lmao
>"focking hell!"
>The city of Paddy McGuinness' bald spot
FUCK I MISSED THE BERBATOV GOAL ANYONE GOT A WEBM????????? FUCK I MISSED THE BERBATOV GOAL ANYONE GOT A WEBM????????? FUCK I MISSED THE BERBATOV GOAL ANYONE GOT A WEBM????????? FUCK I MISSED THE BERBATOV GOAL ANYONE GOT A WEBM????????? FUCK I MISSED THE BERBATOV GOAL ANYONE GOT A WEBM????????? FUCK I MISSED THE BERBATOV GOAL ANYONE GOT A WEBM?????????
Fockin ell
Is Ramsay Bolton on the pitch?
>>68144324
The same reason we put forward actual professional singers during Eurovision. Because we're shit.
>>68144343
why is defoe?
Who wants the PL fixtures early?
https://www.docdroid.net/syClcJY/premier-league-fixture-list-2016-17.pdf.html
R Paddy
all these early to mid 00 celebrities hearts must be fragile from the backstage coke
>work tomorrow
>>68144262
BASED DINHO AND BERBATOV
>All this refball
>fucking hell
ahahahaha
Good job 'paddy'
>>68144381
Defoe is still playing at a high level but not at the level of Berbagod.
B A L D
A
L
D
JUST
Jon moss is a nerd
BENULDY
FUCKING KEK
Leicester wins lol
BENULTY
Letting burbs take the pen
Ffs
Berbatov and Ronaldinho are majestic
JUST
He'll chip it
LET THE BRAZILIAN SEE THE GROUND
Paddy taking him out
ONE TOUCH TWO TOUCH WHATCHU WANT
PADDY MURPHY HAHAHAAHA
England in ruins
>>68144419
>one is still in the PL
>the other is a free agent, after having previously played in the Greek League
>Jamie Theakston
>born in Cuckfield
poetry
england on pooicide watch
DILLY DING DILLY DONG
>>68144382
Neat
Nothing really that special 2bh
Fuck, seeing Berbatov again reminds me Spurs ca 2007
Good times
Carragher scum
>>68144369
gute scheisse gute sCHeisse es ist einige gute scheisse alldort alldort wenn ich so sagen darf so ist es das ist, was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Gute Scheisse
>carragher
>the commentator acting like defoe has just evaded prime cannavaro
I hate that commentator so much.
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