Kick Off in 30 bings
Why should we give these people money for their shit countries?
Look how developed we are. what help did we have? The whole success of the earth is based on how people and animals adapt and survive.
They should fight for themselves or die off. Either way I couldn't give a monkeys
/a/
Right lads. Name your favourite pringle's flavour.
What channel fellas
>>68140710
ready salted desu senpai
>Soccer Aid 2022
>ywn see Harvey Price go in for a two-footer on Dwight Yorke before trying to eat his face
Dead serious question, someone explain to me why Africans are drinking such filthy water?
Can they really not find any sources of clean water, can they not boil it? Early man managed to get clean water thousands of years ago so why can't africans today?
>>68140710
Ready salted desu
baby spice would still get it
>>68140710
Prefer Chilli Doritos with the hot Salsa tbqh
>>68140710
Sour Cream + Onion for life my G
>>68140710
Sour Cream
>>68140710
i don't eat crisps
>>68140744
you are such a stupid cunt.
They are a oil rich nation one of the richest in the world.
yet they want more billions in aid
>>68140710
Chef at Wendy's
$8/h
38
> Unicef Ambassador
> Clearly spent 100's of pounds on her hair dye
>Been looking forward to socceraid for a few days
>Just getting comfy to watch it
>'Don't let me down by the Beatles comes on'
>Spend a few hours going through Beatles songs
>Always thought they were overrated and just well liked as they were the first
>Suddenly feel like I'm on some music journey, getting feelings I've not had since I was 14
>In a really melancholy mood but just want to relax and watch some footie that will help a few brown people in a country I can't point out on a map.
Bad, bad feel.
>>68140700
>repeating the same shitpost cos you're desperate for (you)s
/brit/ fuck off
>>68140728
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>>68140761
Explain
>>68140761
He raises a fair point
Why did this trigger you so much?
>ngo builds new well and/or water filtration system
>the locals use it as a latrine and sell the the water filtration system for parts
>>68140710
It's ready salted
Anyone who disputes this is a WORM
>>68140710
Texas BBQ is GOAT
>>68140744
Because Africans are sub-human
>>68140710
Salt and vinegar. Particularly when the flavour-coating is particularly thick
>tfw i feel like im evil because i have no sympathy for selfish people who choose to have children when they aren't mentally / emotionally / financially stable to do so
i want to feel bad man but honestly i hope they all die to put themselves out of their own created misery
> the government are going to double it
You mean I'm going to double it through my income tax. ffs, utter retards
>>68140776
how do I unsubscribe from your blog?
who is the most /fa/ footballer
>inb4 anyone from Arselel
>>68140776
Whens your 16th birthday?
>>68140654
>panel of 3 women on a football programme
Are we giving them too many rights?
>>68140806
Yessss lad
Is there anyway I can contact Bradley Walsh about going on pub crawl?
>>68140793
I laughed so hard because it's true.
Although you missed:
>locals start driving around in 20 year old BMWs a few weeks later
>>68140821
Just stop reading lad.
>>68140829
Next eek lad, thanks for asking
>>68140710
who /ABRS/ here
>>68140786
Thank u
>>68140774
>look at me! I used to be a spice girl!
>look at me im nice and take pictures with black people! look at how nice i am!
>guys...?? please look at me!!
>I LITERALLY USED TO BE A SPICE GIRL! I SWEAR I WAS RELEVANT AT ONE POINT!
>>68140710
what's with your obsession with pringles? fucking weirdo
>>68140776
Ah, the 'Realising The Beatles were Amazing' moment. We all have it, senpai
>>68140710
sour cream
/pol/ shitting up yet another /sp/ thread
>>68140823
Literally Berbatov.
>>68140654
whos that yummy black girl? :3
>>68140830
retard
>>68140811
It's not their fault senpai, they are brainwashed from a young age that getting married and having kids is the be all and end all. Fuck education, fuck personal goals, this is what they are here for (strong religious undercurrent too). It's how we used to do it too tbf
>These terribly scripted "banter" segments
>>68140894
My gf
>>68140884
he's bald now though. He looks like your dodgy uncle
>>68140872
I implore everyone to ignore this post
Cant be dealing with another pol debate because of this retard.just enjoy the game
>>68140872
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68140867
Honestly feel like such a cock end.
Just thought they were hyped up and everybody liked them for the sake of liking them.
Now I feel like I've found a whole new spectrum. Just beautiful stuff.
Don't understand how they did it all in such a short period of time.
>have a lasagna left from yesterday
>eat it
>go for a run 5 hours later
>have to shit to fucking bad during a 12km run
>3 times where i actually thought i will shit myself
>somehow make it home
>tfw been shitting 6 times in the past 2 hours and my asshole feels fucking sore already
>tfw stomach/colon feel awful
>tfw made a huge mistake
>>68140894
Rochelle Humes.
>>68140823
Dani Alves
/r/equesting webm of boris johnsons disgusting tackle from a couple of years ago
>tfw the rest of the world legends are so much better than ours
>>68140894
"rochelle from the saturdays" is her legit name
>>68140806
I love salt and vinegar crisps that make your eyes water
Lads, I think we can solve the case of missing girl Madeline Mccann, if we really try.
Who /getting absolutely smashed watching this/ here
My life is a fucking meme
>>68140929
Have you been living under a rock? I couldn't avoid the Beatles if I tried
>>68140710
Sour Cream, purely because you can't taste the actual chip. What the fuck even is it? It's sure as hell not potato.
Should I vote leave or Remain?
What benefits do I get from the EU and which will allow me to carry on being a NEET
>>68140872
>i can't handle differing opinions to my own
ok mate
>>68140929
>>68140867
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
>>68140961
>Not having work in the morning.
Dole scum pls go.
Is Sheen still dating that Jewish """"comedian""""""?
Why do they call it soccer-aid when you Brits constantly chimp out about calling it soccer
>Hazard has another amazing game
Can Chelsea sue him? It is so painfully obvious he just didn't want to try for them and is now earning his move to PSG.
is charlie sheen playing
>>68140867
just wait until he gets to the "beach boys were better" moment
>>68140971
Ask in pol or int
Or do some research your self
>>68140961
Already drank half a 70cl bottle of Jameson
>>68140985
it's called football you fat bellend
>>68140929
The only thing that comes to mind to me about the Beatles, is the thought of John Lennon bleeding out on a New York pavement
>>68140915
The fuck off back there then. No one wants you tedious fucking shitnecks spewing your crap on here.
>>68140776
The Beatles and MJ are two I want to try out but theres just so much. Revolver is a great album though.
do not trust rich people telling me to spend money
>>68140830
yes
>>68140744
Early man didn't have Monsanto and other corp throwing shit everywhere. I went to Africa once, in some place the water is red or green because some company dindn't give two fucks about it. And you can boil green water as much as you want it won't change anything
>>68140960
i suspect the two people who drugged maddie and her siblings had something to do with
just a hunch like
>>68140966
Sadly I live in Britain so they just get wanked off constantly. I just mentally blocked it out thinking people were just saying they were great because everybody else did.
>>68141005
Do I look like a fish?
>that iceland advert
not buying from there anymore
it's interesting watching mcdonald's commercials in other countries.. they're trying so hard
in america their commercials are "just eat it, fatass"
> White women
> Black husband
Literally every advert. I'm not even exaggerating
Why does the BBC continue to force womens football down our throats?
>>68140981
>implying I'm not up at 6:00AM tomorrow
>implying I don't skip breakfast and drink rum to make the train to work bearable
>>68140823
Maldini
>>68140978
No one wants you fucktards shitting up a thread about SoccerAid.
>>68141045
their food is bottom of the barrel awful
>>68141054
It's all they can afford to show now, been priced out of everything else.
The Doors and Velvet Underground did more in two albums then the Beatles did in 10 years
>>68140710
southwestern ranch tortilla is the only kind I need
>>68140700
>Every country has the same natural resources as we do
>Every country has the same climate as we do, ensuring they can grow the same quantities of food for consumption and sale
>Every country invaded, raped and robbed others like we did and therefore have access to the same networks and trade links as we do now.
Please consider suicide. You talk about how developed "we" are but I don't see you as a developed human being at all.
Somebody link me a good amv
> All this wanking over Leicester
>>68141047
my impression was that fedora Americans scoff at McDonalds while telling you how that other burger place with 2000 cal burgers for $5 is so much better
Over here we only have McD and Burger King
>>68141047
the happy meal one, where they try to make it seem like it's healthy?
>in america their commercials are "just eat it, fatass"
Tbf it works
>>68141047
I don't know about elsewhere but where I live all the fast food places are holed together and Mcdonalds is always empty.
>>68141034
I live in Britain too lad, I'm just here in lithuania on holiday
I can't imagine that you never heard any of the songs though desu, just last week someone was blaring out all you need is love over in belfast
>>68141054
The match on yesterday was fucking dreadful. Serbia must have just picked eleven lasses in some park in Belgrade to make up the team, they were shite.
>>68141043
No, you look like a cunt
>i dress as a woman for fun
>donate your money to this charity
nah
>>68141102
Oh don't get me wrong, they get shit out and i've heard them but I'd never heard anything beyond their meme stuff.
>>68141088
>Over here we only have McD and Burger King
There are countless burger joints in my city. A meme I enjoy desu.
>>68141107
Stop trying to bait then you mongoliad
>>68141102
>in Lithuania on holiday
Remember once we had a Lithuanian housemate who brought back some mead from a trip home. Strong shit there.
>>68141054
BT Sport are worse.
>Eddie Izzard in Djibouti
>They sent him that far for a shit pun
>>68141076
Well meme'd my friend
If you want to say anyone is more influential in the world of rock than the Beatles is, then elvis is your only reasonable suggestion
ah yes, a shot of a malnourished african baby. very original
VARDY FAILS MEDICAL
Rev up those (2d) waifus
>muh emotional music
Just completely ruins it, fuck off
>>68141124
the UK always gets the hipster American brands first
think they opened a Five Guys at London not long ago
>Moving these people away from the middle of fucking nowhere is destroying their beautiful culture of stone buildings and starving to death
>Please spend unnecessary millions for the cycle to repeat.
>40 miles will take 2 days to walk
ermmmm no
>>68141082
The climate is not the problem m8.
>>68140710
OFFICIAL PRINGLE POWER RANKINGS
1. Ready Salted
2. Sour Cream and Onion
3. Cheese and Onion
4. Salt and Vinegar
>9001. Anything else
90000009001. Bullshit Mexican meme flavours with Chili and other shit that should never, ever, ever be in a crisp like beef and bacon, tortilla, BBQ etc. etc. etc.
>>68140776
Just wait until you get into classical music properly lad. It's like this x1000
WHY DON'T THEY JUST MOVE? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME WHEN THEY DECIDED TO SETTLE DOWN IN A SHIT LOCATION? FUCK OFF
>literally millions given to charity even year with this, and all the other children in need bs
>we never see anything about where it goes
It's a literal skellington
>be dirt poor
>have child
Bravo, Afripoors
>>68141088
yep that's pretty much how it goes
>>68141001
Yeah so why are they calling this soccer aid
You twat
>>68141131
top kek
literally lol'd in front of my family, when there's some malnourished on telly
fucking hell
>>68141125
You keep biting though.
Every fucking time.
>>68141176
The tortilla ones are always on half price in my local shop.
I wonder why?
>gonna take 2 days
>it's a bit hot
>don't bother
The parents are never as skinny as the kid. Is that something to do with breast feeding or is it legit greediness of the parents.
>Eddie Izzard says do it
That's it lads, I'm making a cuppa.
>>68141071
sure mate just pick up the phone to donate £10* to unicef!
*£1.50 will be used for actual charity needs
mentioning that pumping this money into communities like these where the inhabitants just keep popping out children and therefore keep exacerbating the problem isn't le pol bogeyman mate
>>68141137
Didn't say they where more influential
I'm not surprised look at the state of modern pop and rock music because of the Beatles
Fuck off Izzard. You're the last person to convince me of charity you lipstick wearing cunt.
>>68141157
Nah I just meant local burger places.
why do these cunts always just happily sit there with flies on them?
>>68141173
I'd say 2 days is a good estimate
There's always someone wearing an Arsenal shirt when they do these things.
>>68141128
Oh noice
I don't drink desu, but I've heard it is strong
Cheap as fug too, that's the best thing about this place
> Vardy just failed his medical
Fucking kek
Thanks mr skellington
DO IT NOW
GET YOUR PHONE OUT AND DO IT
>>68141199
it's called football you absolute weapon
Memes aside, why don't they just move to somewhere less deadly?
If I lived in Glasgow I'd just move for example.
>>68141220
W E W
E
W
>>68141088
Only children, the fattest of the fat, and niggers (who will literally shoot you if they run out of McNuggets) eat McDonald's these days.
There's always been better fast food joints, they just weren't as common and widespread as McDonald's, which capitalized on that. Now that's changed for most areas.
>>68141200
dying at this post
>>68140960
>Someone goes missing literally every 3 minutes in the world
>Somehow this one case is important enough to warrant 20 years of media attention, newspaper articles, books, and headline stories on the 10 o'clock news
'no'
What's the point of feeding these children? Most of them will grow up to be African degenerates.
>>68141241
Yeah the 50% stuff is good. Proper burns, but it's good.
>>68141185
it's because like 90% of their budgets goes to admin and overhead
>>68141183
They are moving... into Europe.
ITS COMING HOME
T
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>ranieri in charge of team talk
>>68141252
shit
ignore that number
70750
DILLY DING DILLY DONG
>>68141258
>Trying stand up tier jokes in text form
Autism
>>68141235
try not drinking water for 3 days and see if the flies bother you
Serious, uneducated question here
Why don't Africans develop settlements next to rivers?
>/pol/ shitters ruining comfy soccer aid thread
Is nothing sacred anymore? Nobody cares about your edgy alt right opinions, just talk about the footy ffs
What a shit team talk
Robbie Williams needs to die
FUCKING INSPIRATIONAL I'M CRYING LA
Way to ruin it Robbie ffs
>>68141219
Its their culture and way of life, they have as many kids as they can so they can all work to support the family and the parents get everything first
>Allah, Allah, Allah!
>tfw I only watch this to see Gordon Ramsay kick the piss out of shit B-Tier English celebs
>He's not playing
Fuck off Robbie
>Robbie Williams' banter
What a cunt, don't think he realised how much everyone hates him
>Allah Allah
Fucking hell Robbie
>>68141174
There are parts of Africa where sometimes it doesn't rain at all, all year round. Crops can't grow without water, this is taught to all 5 year olds in the country m8, where were you when this happened?
tears to my eyes boys
>cringe
Them few seconds it looked like Robbie was praising Allah
ALLAH ALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAH ALLARDYCE!
>kammy already
>Chris Kamara on co-commentary
it's like I'm watching late 90s Football League on Sky again
>>68141329
Gordon "I could have been a pro footballer but not really but I don't like to mention it as often as I can" Ramsay
>z list celebrities
>all the rest of the world people are lads from british isles + washed up brazilians
>>68141310
>just talk about the footy ffs
trying to, but these starving niglets keep getting ruining the show
whos the qt next to jose?
wow kammys donated 0.00001% of his fee for tonight
>>68141310
They're worse than niggers. Have to ruin everything.
>>68141373
his daugther?
>>68141310
This thread
1% percent people making pol teir posts
25% people moaning about pol
Your the problem
>>68141335
Plenty of places like that in the world where humans live comfortably. Thinking the climate is the problem is overly simplistic shit that they teach to 5 year olds.
> Vardy staying at Leicester on more money
/arse/ on suicide watch
AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLL
SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION
whos that peng mascot
5-2 to RoW cap this
who /hightest/ here?
>>68141373
Sam Allardyce
>>68141282
>raise 100 million pounds
>99.5 million goes on "admin fees"
>>68141405
>letting your daughter dress like that
what the fuck
this or top gear?
>>68141413
Really? Pity, wanted him to flop at Arsenal
>Robbie Williams Allah Allardyce
CAN I GET A TAKBIR?!
>>68141418
IV GOT A MASSIVE ERECTION
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68141413
>>68141243
>>68141152
what's the point in doing this? no one's going to believe you. you're just making yourself look incredibly pathetic.
>>68141405
would bang
but how the fuck does jose let her leave the house like that, ffs
CCER AI
>>68141410
The climate is the problem
They were seperated from European development and Asian trade by a huge fucking desert
There wasn't substantial trade in sub-Saharan Africa until well into the 11th century, even that was only around Senegal and west Africa - slaves going north into Islamic Spain
want to see dinho style
dont give a fuck about the score
>>68141418
tfw no girl has ever offered me protection
what a fine anthem
Murdering Abide with Me lads
>Abide with me
I'm alright with this
>>68141436
High test is a meme invented by SJW tublrinas as part of their fat acceptance movement. And it's actually working..
>Sol Campbell still exists
I thought he ran away to go live in the woods
why do they do this, there literally isnt a single person in the stadium who wants to see/hear this shit
>>68141495
Because you're a hideous fat paki
>Britain's Got Talent
Is that still a thing?
>>68141410
Sorry but if you don't understand the difference by now then I can't explain it to you.
You're going to need at least 5 hours on google lad. I suggest you get cracking now if you don't want to embarrass yourself with your ignorance and lack of understanding about how the world works in future.
It's good but it's no Jerusalem
Is Ronaldinho there?
aint even sold out
nobody gives a fuck anymore robbie, pack it in
>>68141522
isn't he desperate to become a Tory MP
>>68141310
>constant reminder of how fucking unfair it is that we where born in europe and they where born in a shithole
>"just talk about the footy"
I would talk about it if the guys on my screen where actually talking about it as well.
>>68141523
Rasheed
Better than the one at this year's FA Cup
>>68141475
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-3626261/Jamie-Vardy-uturn-stays-at-Leicester-on-new-120k-week-contract.html
HELP OF THE HELPLESS, LORD
ABIDE WITH ME
i've got proper sunburn lads
feels great
i was going for full blown sun stroke but the missus told me if i came inside she'd give me a handjob
summer is here
11 GOOD MEN
>harmony for one of the best hymns ever written
Triggered as fuck. Get a professional choir, ffs
>Mou's daughter
oooooooooo
>>68141405
I would fuck her raw like a dog
Me on the left.
>>68141521
>being this gay
>>68141393
>worse than niggers
t. Cuck
God, Cannavaro's so fucking sexy
what song is that?
RAMSAY BOLTON ON THE LOOSE
>>68141450
Med europeans are pretty chill about sex
>all these faggots with their families
where are the fucking hooligans at?
Where is death's sting? Where, grave, thy victory?
I triumph still if thou abide with me
>Pele is literally a 20 minute walk from me now
Fuck, weird thinking that
>>68141581
Lad...
>A celebrities Vs retired players match gets more people in a stadium that Woman's football
Still a higher standard of football than Pele scored his 100000 goals past
where the fuck have all these vuvuzelas come from?
>Lele
Mourinho patently doesn't give a fuck and is mentally preparing the ManU bus tactic in his mind
>>68141562
>getting triggered by harmony
There's nothing wrong with this you spacker
>>68141256
I am aware of this. So why is it called soccer aid then you muppet
pele the zoo animal
>Pele
Le statpadding third world league man.
>>68141594
>Med europeans are pretty degenerate*
ftfy
can a brotha get a stream
>>68141588
SHE SAID NO RAMSAY
SHE SAID NO
OH RAMSAY SHE SAID NO
>>68141548
>game is held by a children's charity
>WHY DO THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT STARVING NIGLETS?!!
I hope Edgar Davids breaks a guys leg tonight, took the game far too seriously last time.
Lads, it's the rest of the world
Ramsay Bolton is a fucking manlet
Jerusalem > abide with me >>>>>>>>>>>god save the queen
I'm not even anti monarchy it's just a shit song
>>68141621
It's tacky shit senpai
Listen to a too British choir sing this and tell me if they have harmony
>>68141622
americans just can't stop saying soccer what a stupid fucking country
>75 years young
Pele ded soon. 2016 will claim another
Pele is a poor mans Kane
>>68141643
Mark Wright please.
>>68141630
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>>68141581
abide with me m8
>short break after our last short break 2 minutes ago
did I switch to NFL football by mistake
> All these yound lads with Hitler Youth haircuts
Has anyone told them?
>>68141622
Because there are adverts every 5 minutes, like American football. Real football doesn't have that many.
>>68141653
This tbqh
>Olly Murs
Fuck off.
At least get some good celebs in like Ant and Dec, Simon Cowell, Prince Harry, the Gallagher Brothers, Ian Brown, Paul McCartney as assistant manager etc. etc.
Fucking Olly Murs for the 10th year in a row. He didn't even win the fucking X Factor, he was about 4th.
The rest of the world is apparently a couple of Irish and a few Europeans.
>>68141653
Where does LOHAG come in? How about IVTTMC?
>Love Island at 9
Know what I'll be switching over to
>>68141653
Agreed, fellow bong.
>>68141664
And Maradona will live until he's about 100 on a diet of cocaine and beer
>>68141653
I always liked land of hope and glory
>>68141661
Too*
Top
>Every time a One Direction faggot gets the ball the woman will screech
Why do Woman have to ruin football.
What sponsor dragged Pele out his lair this time?
>>68141681
>the Gallagher brothers
Noel would play for the ROW and Liam would play for England. That would be class.
POTATO
>>68141698
tell us
>>68141661
My next door neighbour is lithuanian and i fancy her. How do your women like to be courted?
>>68141661
The congregation sings the melody, choir sings the harmony. This is common practice
t. a lay clerk at a Cathedral
If you could have public sex in any football stadium in the world that was filled to capacity watching you which you pick?
Me? I'd pick the Nou Camp desu
I like winning these games so we can say
>rest of the world, are you even trying
good fun desu lads
>>68141721
No idea, sorry m8, I'm British
If you were in lithuania just being British might be enough
Just ordered 5kg of almonds for £39.99, lads.
>>68141653
Land of hope and glory > god save the queen > Jerusalem > abide with me > every other countries anthems
>>68141639
I'm not questioning why they're talking about it, I'm explaining why >we keep talking about non-sport related topics.
>>68141237
You must be a fat fuck. I run 10km no bother in less than a couple of hours and I'm not an elite athlete by any means. I still eat junk food 3 times a week and a shitload of soda/beer
>>68141728
Jarrow Roofing FC stadium as that way there'd be nobody there.
>>68141728
Wankdorf stadium
yes it does exist
>>68141728
San Siro for me, mate.
>>68141762
Are they activated? If not you got mugged right off.
>>68141722
Fuck
>>68141759
Fuck sake
>>68141715
Ever watched Japan of South Korea play in a world cup? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Howard Webb back at his home ground, nice homecoming for him
>>68141762
better activate those cunts
>>68141728
etihad so nobody would be watching
>>68141688
Why would non-Irish celebrities give a shit about this event?
>>68141653
This is one of my favourites 2bh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
>>68141776
>I run 10km no bother in less than a couple of hours
You should be able to walk 10km in under 2 hours.
>>68141653
>>68141763
>No mention of I Vow To Thee, My Country
Plebs
https://youtu.be/87Xkr8z3lEo
>mourinho's daughter is shagging niall horan
>>68141728
The Britannia.
Just to prove I could do it on a cold tuesday night in Stoke.
>>68141728
The Emirates. It would be like 60,000 collective cucks sitting in the corner.
dubs and fowler breaks ronaldinho's legs
>>68141728
The Den
>>68141790
Fuck no.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>Actual Ronaldinho
Haha holy shit, who are the other legends?
>>68141813
>>68141816
Good lads
>>68141786
It doesn't. It's Stade de Suisse now.
Jonathan Wilkes has forged a career from being Robbie Williams' mate. Fair play
>>68141821
ayyyyy lmao
>>68141816
Was just talking about the big 3 in terms of national anthem candidates
Rest of world will win this easily won't they?
>>68141841
there's been 2 hours of build-up fuck off and find out for yourself you muggy cunt
>>68141841
Kieran Dyer
>>68141816
>tfw they always miss out the best verse because it's too overtly nationalist
I heard my country calling, away across the sea,
Across the waste of waters, she calls and calls to me.
Her sword is girded at her side, her helmet on her head,
And around her feet are lying the dying and the dead;
I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of her guns;
I haste to thee, my mother, a son among thy sons.
>>68141821
I'm so fucking jealous of this prick.
Travels round the world singing songs to stadiums of people, more money than he'll never need, can retire whenever.
Gets to play at Old Trafford for something to do.
Will probably jet to LA afterwards to relax by a pool.
I never used to be like this, I have no idea what happened.
Anyone got the squads?
was mourinho just a 1 decade wonder
>>68141858
ROW
Don't care though really.
>>68141821
it's always the faggiest looking cunts that get the best girls
>>68141821
NEED her insta
I'm not sure we're all hoping for that Clive.
>>68141866
It's too imperialistic and British empirish
Really reminds you of how fast the PL is 2bh
>>68141877
no you are, it's a wonder how you lived longer than a decade!!!
>>68141884
The good looking ones are always gay though.
I can confirm.
>>68141869
I have a few mates who socialise with him abit i hear hes a nice chap and quite grounded
>>68141784
>haway the roofers
kek Ranieri look sos disgusted
>>68141884
not really
t. faggy looking cunt
>Booing carragher at a charity game
Stay classy Manchester
>>68141876
Look at the teams m8
>>68141906
Oh don't get me wrong, out of all the unbearable cunts who are celebrities he seems like a genuinely top lad.
Doesn't make me any less jealous though.
Is Defoe playing?
>>68141884
The thing is, he's ugly as fuck and looks like a no-necked manlet troll.
He'd still be a virgin if he wasn't in Wand Erection.
>>68141869
Get some perspective dickhead
There were africans STARVING TO DEATH on your screen a minute ago
I bet they're pretty jealous of you, you prick
>mfw Mourinho/Big Sam doesn't give a fuck and plays all the legends at once and no celebs, doesn't even make any subs and wins 30 or 40 nil
who /ROW/ here
This tempo is shocking.
Seria A tier.
>>68141861
>there's been 2 hours of build-up
You mean 2 hours of le donate to the African warlords look here's a stick thin babby pls gibe monies
never seen leicester complete this many passes before, mad shit
>>68141921
As a Liverpool supporter, I'd be disappointed if they didn't, honestly.
RotW being btfo
>>68141939
this is definitely something Sam has thought about
>>68141946
hello m8
Who's the captain for ROW?
>>68141923
I feel ya
Who /supportingRanieiri/ here?
> King Power ads
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAIS RULE THE WORLD
fowler looks fat now holy fuck
He was great at Masters footy
If we win this, will it be bigger than when we win the Euros this year?
dubs and olly murs is a child molester
This game sucks I'm done
Olly Murs is actually half decent
>>68141962
>expecting high tempo with non-footballers and 40+ year old retired players
come on m8
>>68141927
but this is true of nearly every celeb ever, male or female
people wank themselves dizzy over people like mila kunis when i see hundreds of girls better looking than her every day just walking through the local shopping centre
>Fowlshit
Mark Wright is great at football and gets to bone Michelle Keegan. Life isn't fair
> King Power sponsors
What the fuck?
>soccer aid
>none of the proceeds go to the memory of the 96 who tragically lost their lives at Hillsborough, lest we forget
Injustice and a disgrace la
>Sergio is from Leicester
>Playing for ROW
>>68141984
>Masters footy
Do they still do that on Sky?
We were still Division 3 shit when it was popular, never got a look in.
kettles on lads
what are you drinking?
>>68142006
>i see hundreds of girls better looking than her every day just walking through the local shopping centre
Where the fuck do you live
based Dida
that pass
Pizzorno to score another peng tonight
>>68141605
They won 7-0 and couldn't fill the Wycombe Wanderers ground.
>Murs
KEK
Having a real keeper is a bit cheese
Murs > Kane
What a fucking run.
>>68142024
Half Italian
>>68142027
How did you take that picture?
Does dida age? He looks literally the same as I remember
So pathetic when you have people like Murs, Wilkes and Kielty who's lives revolve around this game
>>68142006
The only celebs I've ever considered to be true 10/10's are Emily Rataewgqwoiuegqki and Bar Refaeli. All the other ones are not even close to some of the girls I saw in college.
>>68142027
Irn Bru
>>68142044
In the 2nd half it's celeb goalkeepers
Top save there
>>68142027
gay kettle 2bh
>>68141728
the Azteca
>>68142014
He was a good semi-pro left-back. He played for a team I managed on FM once and actually got up to League 2 level on my save.
>>68142052
like this m8
>>68142021
that's all fine but did you know West Ham are moving stadiums?
>>68142006
That's the point, lad.
if fowler was so good how come he never played for england
>>68142028
See, there you go again. Putting celebrities on a pedal stool.
Murs doing more than Vardy and Kane did for England
>>68142044
I think they get to play one half with a retired goalie, and one half with a celebrity.
>>68142027
I have the exact same kettle, haha!
>>68141821
she's not even attractive
>>68142058
Would love to see that Emily take black cock.
>>68142076
How did you draw that so quick
>>68142038
It's 2016 and you just posted a 260x145 gif.
>>68142026
It was great. Can remember one or two teams taking it dead seriously, and they practiced religiously.
>>68142027
Lech here lad
So are we agreed that Murs is elite?
>>68142069
enjoy the piss bottles
>>68142094
Me too but in grey solid kettle lad
>>68142105
Only one I could find lad
>>68142086
Murs hasn't got Rooney waddling around behind him forcing him out to the wings
Sheen already looking dead
>>68142126
that's exactly why
it would be apex mad
>Fowler already sweating like a pig
Remember when Mourinho subbed off the Man vs Food guy after like 2 minutes?
Fucking hell Michael Sheen looking a bit heavy
Based Cafu
Who /takeaway/ here?
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LwL-xw7Zyk
if you can't afford to feed a kid, then don't fucking have one?
why should i feel bad because pajeet couldn't pull out
>>68142028
>that one 'lad' who is always making comments about how 'fit' that 'bird' is and despite being in his mid 20s still talks about 'birds' as though he is 12 years old and just discovering sexuality for the first time like an over-excited hormonal teenager
fowler and sheen having a competition for fattest man on the field
I'd be more inclined to donate money to Ronaldinho wanking on a webcam again.
>>68142166
looks nice that lad
is it a local takeaway? don't recognise that pizza from any chains
>>68142027
a Barbera d'Asti
ahahaha fowler is such a fat cunt
>>68142166
Fuck me
Why do the English have such a disgusting diet?
>fowler
MORE LIKE FATLER
>>68142166
Did you ask for them to empty their bins on your pizza?
>>68142166
Mad jelly apart from the tomatoes
>blobby fowler
GET MURS ON THE PLANE
>>68142170
He's probably shit with women too.
Honestly I'm proud to be shit with women and sexually repressed as a bonus.
>>68142076
You've got little feet mate.
>>68142170
>he doesn't talk about fit peng tings with the lads
doff my cap to you squire
>>68142169
As much as I'm probably going to get greentexted for this, blame the Catholic church. They're the ones sending missionaries over there, and telling people it's a sin to use condoms.
fowler is shit get him off
literally better than the Copa America
> Murs
What the fuck, someone give him a professional contract
>>68142179
Yeah mate, can't do better for £7 tbqhwy
Fucking hell Murs is England's best hope
Cheeky banter that Clive
>>68142170
>Go out with a few mates
>One of them spends the entire night saying variations of "she's not fit, neither is she, neither is she. I've only seen like 2 fit birds all night" while everyone else is actually talking to girls
It's weird because he's easily the most normie of us all and yet he seems so fake when presented with girls.
>>68142169
Nobody is forcing you to watch or donate. If you don't want to then just turn over rather than boring us with this shite
Remember when Mourinho got called out by Shane McMahon on Monday Night Raw?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03uhlG-JixA
>>68142227
Why would you get greentexted for that?
Youre right
>>68142243
>7 quid for a pizza
blimey
>>68142243
bit jealous not gonna lie
>Jose Mourinho, England manager
pls
>>68142169
Shhhhh la'.
The problem isn't families having 8 kids and rape gangs patrolling the streets daily and the backwards culture they all live in. It's because of the sun.
>Mou's daughter.
Yum
>Mou's absolute disgust at this football
Did Mourinho's daughter get a nose job?
>>68142227
*tips*
It's just niggers acting like niggers m8.
Murs is GOAT
>As much as I'm probably going to get greentexted for this, blame the Catholic church. They're the ones sending missionaries over there, and telling people it's a sin to use condoms.
Cafu and stam struggling to handle Oli Murrs
Kek
>>68142254
He's probably stuck in the closet?
god this is shit
>murs trying this hard
Pathetic
>>68142254
He's probably cripplingly socially awkward but can get away with it around the lads.
>>68142243
Get a frozen one for a couple quid looks better than that
>>68142295
t. Seamus O'reilly
>>68142284
She gave me a nose job.
Why doesn't Ronaldinho just dribble through everyone and slot it in
>>68142281
he better get used to seeing it at old trafford
>>68142265
Because any time you criticise religion here, no matter how valid, you're inevitably going to get fedora responses.
>>68142281
>ffs this looks like 2015/16 Chelsea
>>68142254
He's either shy or gay.
If he's gay, get him to give me a ring.
>>68142227
It is a sin to use condoms. Having premarital sex is a sin as well though, so they shouldn't be diddling in the first place unless they are married.
phil neville is woeful
Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
Touch of a rapist mate
>that touch
>>68142295
Doesn't help that their own governments tell them herbal remedies are more effective at preventing the spread of AIDS than condoms either.
......
>>68142301
He's very much straight. Women fawn over him frequently too. That's why it's so weird.
>>68142315
Far and away the most socially competent among us.
>>68142340
See above.
>>68142315
that doesnt describe me at all
>that touch
>That touch
KEK
Holy shit what a ball by fowler
>Because any time you criticise religion here, no matter how valid, you're inevitably going to get fedora responses.
>>68142254
>while everyone else is actually talking to girls
For what purpose?
>Marvin
>dat touch
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68142358
>Women fawn over him frequently too. That's why it's so weird.
Gay men tend to be attractive men. Faggots generally aren't, but gay men are hunks
>The city of that touch
>>68142359
It's all of us m9
I can do fine among the lads and other people's GFs, but I sperg out around any actual women.
>>68142372
Means to an end.
>>68142374
>de gaye
>>68142372
>virgins
>mfw this England side more exciting and dynamic than the actual NT.
HODGSON OUT
BRADLEY WALSH IN
>>68142386
>hunks
You sound like a faggot
>>68142386
He's definitely not a "hunk".
>>68142403
Maybe I am.
>ywn play footie for a full Old Trafford
IS ROW EVEN TRYING
>>68142402
Memes aside I think Big Sam should actually be England manager.
>Tfw got a grad job and the work is horrific
>Tfw just want to NEET living in my parent's house and then inherit it and live mortgage free
Murs > Sterling
>>68142424
They're playing with Leicester meme possession
Wilkes is shite why doesn't Robbie just play?
>>68142431
Shit thought this was /brit/ my bad.
Murs rinsing that americuck rb
>>68140700
Calm down Ahmed.
>>68142431
*inheret it and you have to sell it to afford the tax
>>68142369
That mum in the mirror is the sad cherry on the cake.
>literally begging for donations
>>68142470
My dad plans to sign it over to me and my siblings soon so if he dies it's classed as a gift and we pay no tax
HAVE YOU DONTATED GET GOYMS?!!!
Fuck off with this muh children shite
>>68142491
Do you have any idea how inheritance tax works
>>68142491
Literal council estate logic
>>68142496
Yeah
Remember when Clive Tyldesley chucked in an LMFAO reference during a Man United Champions League match?
>>68142508
If it's 7 years before they die it doesn't get hit with IH
Carragher taking it really seriously. Obviously
>>68142484
>>68142496
>>68142497
The whole point of this match is to raise awareness. What the fuck were you expecting?
>>68142496
Got 200 quid on England first goal
I'll give a fiver if it wins
>drinks break
why
Fuck sake ROW wake up I have 100 quid on you cunts
>>68142426
agreed, but i can't see him being as obedient to the FA as hodgson is with regards to being forced to field certain players.
>>68142535
Ignore them, they just want somebody to question them so they can start spamming /pol/ stuff again
>>68142508
We get 7 years. My dad probably hasn't got 7 years left but my mum does
>>68142496
The government doubles the donations using taxpayer's money so yes, as have you.
>how dare they raise money and ask for donations for a charity that makes the world a better place
have you donated yet /sp/?
>>68142491
LOL, transfer it 8 years before death if you want to avoid it. Honest advice.
>>68142535
raise awareness of corrupt governments, religious extremists and people too retarded to wear condoms
sending money doesn't address the underlying problems and actually ease the pressure on solving them
>professional foul
>in a charity soccer match
>jamie carragher
>from the city of liverpool
>>68142592
>Because there's no silver bullet to fix it once and for all, children should starve to death
You are a colossal dickbag
I hope you get flooded and nobody comes to help you, because it wouldn't solve the underlying problem
>RONALDINDU
>>68142392
Which is...?