Kick Off in 30 bings
Why should we give these people money for their shit countries?
Look how developed we are. what help did we have? The whole success of the earth is based on how people and animals adapt and survive.
They should fight for themselves or die off. Either way I couldn't give a monkeys
/a/
Right lads. Name your favourite pringle's flavour.
What channel fellas
>>68140710
ready salted desu senpai
>Soccer Aid 2022
>ywn see Harvey Price go in for a two-footer on Dwight Yorke before trying to eat his face
Dead serious question, someone explain to me why Africans are drinking such filthy water?
Can they really not find any sources of clean water, can they not boil it? Early man managed to get clean water thousands of years ago so why can't africans today?
>>68140710
Ready salted desu
baby spice would still get it
>>68140710
Prefer Chilli Doritos with the hot Salsa tbqh
>>68140710
Sour Cream + Onion for life my G
>>68140710
Sour Cream
>>68140710
i don't eat crisps
>>68140744
you are such a stupid cunt.
They are a oil rich nation one of the richest in the world.
yet they want more billions in aid
>>68140710
Chef at Wendy's
$8/h
38
> Unicef Ambassador
> Clearly spent 100's of pounds on her hair dye
>Been looking forward to socceraid for a few days
>Just getting comfy to watch it
>'Don't let me down by the Beatles comes on'
>Spend a few hours going through Beatles songs
>Always thought they were overrated and just well liked as they were the first
>Suddenly feel like I'm on some music journey, getting feelings I've not had since I was 14
>In a really melancholy mood but just want to relax and watch some footie that will help a few brown people in a country I can't point out on a map.
Bad, bad feel.
>>68140700
>repeating the same shitpost cos you're desperate for (you)s
/brit/ fuck off
>>68140728
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>>68140761
Explain
>>68140761
He raises a fair point
Why did this trigger you so much?
>ngo builds new well and/or water filtration system
>the locals use it as a latrine and sell the the water filtration system for parts
>>68140710
It's ready salted
Anyone who disputes this is a WORM
>>68140710
Texas BBQ is GOAT
>>68140744
Because Africans are sub-human
>>68140710
Salt and vinegar. Particularly when the flavour-coating is particularly thick
>tfw i feel like im evil because i have no sympathy for selfish people who choose to have children when they aren't mentally / emotionally / financially stable to do so
i want to feel bad man but honestly i hope they all die to put themselves out of their own created misery
> the government are going to double it
You mean I'm going to double it through my income tax. ffs, utter retards
>>68140776
how do I unsubscribe from your blog?
who is the most /fa/ footballer
>inb4 anyone from Arselel
>>68140776
Whens your 16th birthday?
>>68140654
>panel of 3 women on a football programme
Are we giving them too many rights?
>>68140806
Yessss lad
Is there anyway I can contact Bradley Walsh about going on pub crawl?
>>68140793
I laughed so hard because it's true.
Although you missed:
>locals start driving around in 20 year old BMWs a few weeks later
>>68140821
Just stop reading lad.
>>68140829
Next eek lad, thanks for asking
>>68140710
who /ABRS/ here
>>68140786
Thank u
>>68140774
>look at me! I used to be a spice girl!
>look at me im nice and take pictures with black people! look at how nice i am!
>guys...?? please look at me!!
>I LITERALLY USED TO BE A SPICE GIRL! I SWEAR I WAS RELEVANT AT ONE POINT!
>>68140710
what's with your obsession with pringles? fucking weirdo
>>68140776
Ah, the 'Realising The Beatles were Amazing' moment. We all have it, senpai
>>68140710
sour cream
/pol/ shitting up yet another /sp/ thread
>>68140823
Literally Berbatov.
>>68140654
whos that yummy black girl? :3
>>68140830
retard
>>68140811
It's not their fault senpai, they are brainwashed from a young age that getting married and having kids is the be all and end all. Fuck education, fuck personal goals, this is what they are here for (strong religious undercurrent too). It's how we used to do it too tbf
>These terribly scripted "banter" segments
>>68140894
My gf
>>68140884
he's bald now though. He looks like your dodgy uncle
>>68140872
I implore everyone to ignore this post
Cant be dealing with another pol debate because of this retard.just enjoy the game
>>68140872
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68140867
Honestly feel like such a cock end.
Just thought they were hyped up and everybody liked them for the sake of liking them.
Now I feel like I've found a whole new spectrum. Just beautiful stuff.
Don't understand how they did it all in such a short period of time.
>have a lasagna left from yesterday
>eat it
>go for a run 5 hours later
>have to shit to fucking bad during a 12km run
>3 times where i actually thought i will shit myself
>somehow make it home
>tfw been shitting 6 times in the past 2 hours and my asshole feels fucking sore already
>tfw stomach/colon feel awful
>tfw made a huge mistake
>>68140894
Rochelle Humes.
>>68140823
Dani Alves
/r/equesting webm of boris johnsons disgusting tackle from a couple of years ago
>tfw the rest of the world legends are so much better than ours
>>68140894
"rochelle from the saturdays" is her legit name
>>68140806
I love salt and vinegar crisps that make your eyes water
Lads, I think we can solve the case of missing girl Madeline Mccann, if we really try.
Who /getting absolutely smashed watching this/ here
My life is a fucking meme
>>68140929
Have you been living under a rock? I couldn't avoid the Beatles if I tried
>>68140710
Sour Cream, purely because you can't taste the actual chip. What the fuck even is it? It's sure as hell not potato.
Should I vote leave or Remain?
What benefits do I get from the EU and which will allow me to carry on being a NEET
>>68140872
>i can't handle differing opinions to my own
ok mate
>>68140929
>>68140867
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
>>68140961
>Not having work in the morning.
Dole scum pls go.
Is Sheen still dating that Jewish """"comedian""""""?
Why do they call it soccer-aid when you Brits constantly chimp out about calling it soccer
>Hazard has another amazing game
Can Chelsea sue him? It is so painfully obvious he just didn't want to try for them and is now earning his move to PSG.
is charlie sheen playing
>>68140867
just wait until he gets to the "beach boys were better" moment
>>68140971
Ask in pol or int
Or do some research your self
>>68140961
Already drank half a 70cl bottle of Jameson
>>68140985
it's called football you fat bellend
>>68140929
The only thing that comes to mind to me about the Beatles, is the thought of John Lennon bleeding out on a New York pavement
>>68140915
The fuck off back there then. No one wants you tedious fucking shitnecks spewing your crap on here.
>>68140776
The Beatles and MJ are two I want to try out but theres just so much. Revolver is a great album though.
do not trust rich people telling me to spend money
>>68140830
yes
>>68140744
Early man didn't have Monsanto and other corp throwing shit everywhere. I went to Africa once, in some place the water is red or green because some company dindn't give two fucks about it. And you can boil green water as much as you want it won't change anything
>>68140960
i suspect the two people who drugged maddie and her siblings had something to do with
just a hunch like
>>68140966
Sadly I live in Britain so they just get wanked off constantly. I just mentally blocked it out thinking people were just saying they were great because everybody else did.
>>68141005
Do I look like a fish?
>that iceland advert
not buying from there anymore
it's interesting watching mcdonald's commercials in other countries.. they're trying so hard
in america their commercials are "just eat it, fatass"
> White women
> Black husband
Literally every advert. I'm not even exaggerating
Why does the BBC continue to force womens football down our throats?
>>68140981
>implying I'm not up at 6:00AM tomorrow
>implying I don't skip breakfast and drink rum to make the train to work bearable
>>68140823
Maldini
>>68140978
No one wants you fucktards shitting up a thread about SoccerAid.
>>68141045
their food is bottom of the barrel awful
>>68141054
It's all they can afford to show now, been priced out of everything else.
The Doors and Velvet Underground did more in two albums then the Beatles did in 10 years
>>68140710
southwestern ranch tortilla is the only kind I need
>>68140700
>Every country has the same natural resources as we do
>Every country has the same climate as we do, ensuring they can grow the same quantities of food for consumption and sale
>Every country invaded, raped and robbed others like we did and therefore have access to the same networks and trade links as we do now.
Please consider suicide. You talk about how developed "we" are but I don't see you as a developed human being at all.
Somebody link me a good amv
> All this wanking over Leicester
>>68141047
my impression was that fedora Americans scoff at McDonalds while telling you how that other burger place with 2000 cal burgers for $5 is so much better
Over here we only have McD and Burger King
>>68141047
the happy meal one, where they try to make it seem like it's healthy?
>in america their commercials are "just eat it, fatass"
Tbf it works
>>68141047
I don't know about elsewhere but where I live all the fast food places are holed together and Mcdonalds is always empty.
>>68141034
I live in Britain too lad, I'm just here in lithuania on holiday
I can't imagine that you never heard any of the songs though desu, just last week someone was blaring out all you need is love over in belfast
>>68141054
The match on yesterday was fucking dreadful. Serbia must have just picked eleven lasses in some park in Belgrade to make up the team, they were shite.
>>68141043
No, you look like a cunt
>i dress as a woman for fun
>donate your money to this charity
nah
>>68141102
Oh don't get me wrong, they get shit out and i've heard them but I'd never heard anything beyond their meme stuff.
>>68141088
>Over here we only have McD and Burger King
There are countless burger joints in my city. A meme I enjoy desu.
>>68141107
Stop trying to bait then you mongoliad
>>68141102
>in Lithuania on holiday
Remember once we had a Lithuanian housemate who brought back some mead from a trip home. Strong shit there.
>>68141054
BT Sport are worse.
>Eddie Izzard in Djibouti
>They sent him that far for a shit pun
>>68141076
Well meme'd my friend
If you want to say anyone is more influential in the world of rock than the Beatles is, then elvis is your only reasonable suggestion
ah yes, a shot of a malnourished african baby. very original
VARDY FAILS MEDICAL
Rev up those (2d) waifus
>muh emotional music
Just completely ruins it, fuck off
>>68141124
the UK always gets the hipster American brands first
think they opened a Five Guys at London not long ago
>Moving these people away from the middle of fucking nowhere is destroying their beautiful culture of stone buildings and starving to death
>Please spend unnecessary millions for the cycle to repeat.
>40 miles will take 2 days to walk
ermmmm no
>>68141082
The climate is not the problem m8.
>>68140710
OFFICIAL PRINGLE POWER RANKINGS
1. Ready Salted
2. Sour Cream and Onion
3. Cheese and Onion
4. Salt and Vinegar
>9001. Anything else
90000009001. Bullshit Mexican meme flavours with Chili and other shit that should never, ever, ever be in a crisp like beef and bacon, tortilla, BBQ etc. etc. etc.
>>68140776
Just wait until you get into classical music properly lad. It's like this x1000
WHY DON'T THEY JUST MOVE? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME WHEN THEY DECIDED TO SETTLE DOWN IN A SHIT LOCATION? FUCK OFF
>literally millions given to charity even year with this, and all the other children in need bs
>we never see anything about where it goes
It's a literal skellington
>be dirt poor
>have child
Bravo, Afripoors
>>68141088
yep that's pretty much how it goes
>>68141001
Yeah so why are they calling this soccer aid
You twat
>>68141131
top kek
literally lol'd in front of my family, when there's some malnourished on telly
fucking hell
>>68141125
You keep biting though.
Every fucking time.
>>68141176
The tortilla ones are always on half price in my local shop.
I wonder why?
>gonna take 2 days
>it's a bit hot
>don't bother
The parents are never as skinny as the kid. Is that something to do with breast feeding or is it legit greediness of the parents.
>Eddie Izzard says do it
That's it lads, I'm making a cuppa.
>>68141071
sure mate just pick up the phone to donate £10* to unicef!
*£1.50 will be used for actual charity needs
mentioning that pumping this money into communities like these where the inhabitants just keep popping out children and therefore keep exacerbating the problem isn't le pol bogeyman mate
>>68141137
Didn't say they where more influential
I'm not surprised look at the state of modern pop and rock music because of the Beatles
Fuck off Izzard. You're the last person to convince me of charity you lipstick wearing cunt.
>>68141157
Nah I just meant local burger places.
why do these cunts always just happily sit there with flies on them?
>>68141173
I'd say 2 days is a good estimate
There's always someone wearing an Arsenal shirt when they do these things.
>>68141128
Oh noice
I don't drink desu, but I've heard it is strong
Cheap as fug too, that's the best thing about this place
> Vardy just failed his medical
Fucking kek
Thanks mr skellington
DO IT NOW
GET YOUR PHONE OUT AND DO IT
>>68141199
it's called football you absolute weapon
Memes aside, why don't they just move to somewhere less deadly?
If I lived in Glasgow I'd just move for example.
>>68141220
W E W
E
W
>>68141088
Only children, the fattest of the fat, and niggers (who will literally shoot you if they run out of McNuggets) eat McDonald's these days.
There's always been better fast food joints, they just weren't as common and widespread as McDonald's, which capitalized on that. Now that's changed for most areas.
>>68141200
dying at this post
>>68140960
>Someone goes missing literally every 3 minutes in the world
>Somehow this one case is important enough to warrant 20 years of media attention, newspaper articles, books, and headline stories on the 10 o'clock news
'no'
What's the point of feeding these children? Most of them will grow up to be African degenerates.
>>68141241
Yeah the 50% stuff is good. Proper burns, but it's good.
>>68141185
it's because like 90% of their budgets goes to admin and overhead
>>68141183
They are moving... into Europe.
ITS COMING HOME
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>ranieri in charge of team talk
>>68141252
shit
ignore that number
70750
DILLY DING DILLY DONG
>>68141258
>Trying stand up tier jokes in text form
Autism
>>68141235
try not drinking water for 3 days and see if the flies bother you
Serious, uneducated question here
Why don't Africans develop settlements next to rivers?
>/pol/ shitters ruining comfy soccer aid thread
Is nothing sacred anymore? Nobody cares about your edgy alt right opinions, just talk about the footy ffs
What a shit team talk
Robbie Williams needs to die
FUCKING INSPIRATIONAL I'M CRYING LA
Way to ruin it Robbie ffs
>>68141219
Its their culture and way of life, they have as many kids as they can so they can all work to support the family and the parents get everything first
>Allah, Allah, Allah!
>tfw I only watch this to see Gordon Ramsay kick the piss out of shit B-Tier English celebs
>He's not playing
Fuck off Robbie
>Robbie Williams' banter
What a cunt, don't think he realised how much everyone hates him
>Allah Allah
Fucking hell Robbie
>>68141174
There are parts of Africa where sometimes it doesn't rain at all, all year round. Crops can't grow without water, this is taught to all 5 year olds in the country m8, where were you when this happened?
tears to my eyes boys
>cringe
Them few seconds it looked like Robbie was praising Allah
ALLAH ALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAH ALLARDYCE!
>kammy already
>Chris Kamara on co-commentary
it's like I'm watching late 90s Football League on Sky again
>>68141329
Gordon "I could have been a pro footballer but not really but I don't like to mention it as often as I can" Ramsay
>z list celebrities
>all the rest of the world people are lads from british isles + washed up brazilians
>>68141310
>just talk about the footy ffs
trying to, but these starving niglets keep getting ruining the show
whos the qt next to jose?
wow kammys donated 0.00001% of his fee for tonight
>>68141310
They're worse than niggers. Have to ruin everything.
>>68141373
his daugther?
>>68141310
This thread
1% percent people making pol teir posts
25% people moaning about pol
Your the problem
>>68141335
Plenty of places like that in the world where humans live comfortably. Thinking the climate is the problem is overly simplistic shit that they teach to 5 year olds.
> Vardy staying at Leicester on more money
/arse/ on suicide watch
AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLL
SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION
whos that peng mascot
5-2 to RoW cap this
who /hightest/ here?
>>68141373
Sam Allardyce
>>68141282
>raise 100 million pounds
>99.5 million goes on "admin fees"
>>68141405
>letting your daughter dress like that
what the fuck
this or top gear?
>>68141413
Really? Pity, wanted him to flop at Arsenal
>Robbie Williams Allah Allardyce
CAN I GET A TAKBIR?!
>>68141418
IV GOT A MASSIVE ERECTION
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68141413
>>68141243
>>68141152
what's the point in doing this? no one's going to believe you. you're just making yourself look incredibly pathetic.
>>68141405
would bang
but how the fuck does jose let her leave the house like that, ffs
CCER AI
>>68141410
The climate is the problem
They were seperated from European development and Asian trade by a huge fucking desert
There wasn't substantial trade in sub-Saharan Africa until well into the 11th century, even that was only around Senegal and west Africa - slaves going north into Islamic Spain
want to see dinho style
dont give a fuck about the score
>>68141418
tfw no girl has ever offered me protection
what a fine anthem
Murdering Abide with Me lads
>Abide with me
I'm alright with this
>>68141436
High test is a meme invented by SJW tublrinas as part of their fat acceptance movement. And it's actually working..
>Sol Campbell still exists
I thought he ran away to go live in the woods
why do they do this, there literally isnt a single person in the stadium who wants to see/hear this shit
>>68141495
Because you're a hideous fat paki
>Britain's Got Talent
Is that still a thing?
>>68141410
Sorry but if you don't understand the difference by now then I can't explain it to you.
You're going to need at least 5 hours on google lad. I suggest you get cracking now if you don't want to embarrass yourself with your ignorance and lack of understanding about how the world works in future.
It's good but it's no Jerusalem
Is Ronaldinho there?
aint even sold out
nobody gives a fuck anymore robbie, pack it in
>>68141522
isn't he desperate to become a Tory MP
>>68141310
>constant reminder of how fucking unfair it is that we where born in europe and they where born in a shithole
>"just talk about the footy"
I would talk about it if the guys on my screen where actually talking about it as well.
>>68141523
Rasheed
Better than the one at this year's FA Cup
>>68141475
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-3626261/Jamie-Vardy-uturn-stays-at-Leicester-on-new-120k-week-contract.html
HELP OF THE HELPLESS, LORD
ABIDE WITH ME
i've got proper sunburn lads
feels great
i was going for full blown sun stroke but the missus told me if i came inside she'd give me a handjob
summer is here
11 GOOD MEN
>harmony for one of the best hymns ever written
Triggered as fuck. Get a professional choir, ffs
>Mou's daughter
oooooooooo
>>68141405
I would fuck her raw like a dog
Me on the left.
>>68141521
>being this gay
>>68141393
>worse than niggers
t. Cuck
God, Cannavaro's so fucking sexy
what song is that?
RAMSAY BOLTON ON THE LOOSE
>>68141450
Med europeans are pretty chill about sex
>all these faggots with their families
where are the fucking hooligans at?
Where is death's sting? Where, grave, thy victory?
I triumph still if thou abide with me
>Pele is literally a 20 minute walk from me now
Fuck, weird thinking that
>>68141581
Lad...
>A celebrities Vs retired players match gets more people in a stadium that Woman's football
Still a higher standard of football than Pele scored his 100000 goals past
where the fuck have all these vuvuzelas come from?
>Lele
Mourinho patently doesn't give a fuck and is mentally preparing the ManU bus tactic in his mind
>>68141562
>getting triggered by harmony
There's nothing wrong with this you spacker
>>68141256
I am aware of this. So why is it called soccer aid then you muppet
pele the zoo animal
>Pele
Le statpadding third world league man.
>>68141594
>Med europeans are pretty degenerate*
ftfy
can a brotha get a stream
