Soccer Aid 2016 Official Game Thread #4
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>SIGN HIM UP WOY EDITION
56 mins
England 1 - 1 Rest of the World
Wright and Berbetov scored
>Stream
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
ANIME
BALLS
ENGLAND
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
Danny Murphy is so poor. Just standing around doing fuck all. It's a charity match but he should be doing more than this. Twat.
JUST
https://www.docdroid.net/syClcJY/premier-league-fixture-list-2016-17.pdf.html
>>68144449
YAS YAS YAAAAAAAAAAAS
IN A WORLD
lmao this will end 8-1
>>68144506
Who have we got opening day mush?
Rest of the World: 2
is England even trying?
Based Paddy giving pens away 2 minutes after coning on
>>68144506
Is there anywhere you can bet on this
Whitehall is surprisingly decent at footy
Carracunt
>that cross from Mark Wright
GET HIM ON THE PLANE
can't they just make it 11 vs 11 again for sake of the game
>>68144517
thailad is that you
>>68144533
the sad thing is that they really are trying
Carra leaving a foot in again
Dirty cunt
Fuck off Carragher.
>never won the league
>as many PL medals as his teammate Olly Murs
>>68144528
>we
What part of Tigers are you from m8?
>>68144528
Wet spam
Carragher getting mad.
What a moron
>>68144506
> Leicester with Arsenal and United in the first 3 fixtures
They're fucked
>>68144528
West Ham. Olympic stadium openers for you
Lads I know it's just a meme for a lot of you but I've been a Fox since birth. This means the world to me so I wrote Jamie a letter, I'd like for my fellow Foxes to read this and maybe be inspired to send one yourself.
Dear Jamie,
First of all , if you do decide to leave then you would go with our best wishes and thanks. What you achieved last year was amazing and we thank you for that. However, before you sign on the dotted line with Mr Wenger, consider the following;
1)!The grass is not always greener. We used to have a manager called Mark McGee who left Leicester for a "Bigger " club, Wolves. Where are they now and where are we?
2) Money isn't everything, when you an old man your grandchildren will not be asking you how much money you made
3) At Leicester you are loved, at Arsenal they may turn against you if you make a bad start.
4) At Arsenal you are not guaranteed to start
5) Do you want to play your football in a library or a cauldron of noise?
6) Do you want to have a chance for of winning the champions league or will you settle for a quarter final place? Arsenal have never won that competition
7) Would you rather play for Arsene or Claudio?
8) Arsenal are a club in turmoil
9) who has the best team spirit?
10) Do you want to belong to the beat loved team in the world?
The choice is yours , my friend. There is an old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" Isn't that what we learned when Nigel left?
Regards
Brisfox
desu I just want to see Ronaldinho go full galactico on some fat lads
>>68144528
west ham apparently
>>68144506
Fake. Liverpool are supposed to be playing the first 3 games away from home because they need to finish their new stand
>getting sent off in a friendly
>dirty tackles in a friendly
fuck me england are cunts
>for free
>>68144506
so obviously fake
>>68144595
fucking christ
>carragher
>>68144624
She looks kind of Muslimy to me, 3/10 would not bang.
Carragher you sadcase.
REFBALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
refball'd
This refball is getting ridiculous desu
Is Jack Whitehall playing?
Berbatov and Ronaldinho just passing it between themselves lmao
Stick a tenner on ROW going down to 10 men, free money lads
Defoe is so overrated
DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE
DEFOEEEEE
based defoe
>>68144595
Strong autism
>>68144506
>all United's big fixtures grouped again
Wtf
Also DEFOEEEEEEE
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA
NA NA NA
JERMAINE DEFOOOOOOOOOOE
>>68144674
>(you)
>>68144674
You
>>68144674
bet you posted this for the (You)s didn't you mate
De foe
>>68144674
> YOU
5-5 INCOMING
>>68144595
>king power stadium
>cauldron of noise
Cannavaro btfo
who provided that Beckham-esque assist?
>>68144662
He almost scored twice.
>>68144674
HAHAHAHA
DEGOAT
>>68144674
The city of (you)
>>68144694
>implying he didn't post that after he scored to reap in the (You)s
>>68144674
KEK
>>68144674
LOL XXX
EBJD
>>68144674
this better be bait because hes really not
look at how many goals hes scored for a relegation favorite side
ya dingus
>Rashmeme is going to the Euros instead of Defoe
Best game at Old Trafford all season tbqh
Bang
Av summa that ya Rest of World twats
>>68144674
>replying to this
he literally posted it after the goal how can people fall for this bait
James bond
>>68144720
It's one of the noisiest grounds in the PL. Especially compared to the Emirates
>>68144582
>>68144606
>>68144587
Tah lads. Might have to make a weekend of it and shit on their party.
>They no doubt have another "Goodbye Boleyn Ground™ ceremony"
More like Johnny Wilkinson amirite lads?
ON THE PLANE
N
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E
P
L
A
N
E
>>68144731
It appeared on here before he scored on tv.
>>68144744
mate he literally did it on purpose. he saw defoe score then posted it so people can spam >you at him
really pathetic behaviour, hope he gets raped in jail
How can anyone unironically think that Defoe isn't fucking brilliant?
>>68144595
WEAR THE BLUE
>spoiling Homeland
You cunt. Why.
Seems a bit unfair to use a Premier League striker against a bunch of singers and old people doesn't it?
Defoe would be in the England squad if he played for United
>>68144767
Pahahahahhahahhahhahahhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahhhhahahhahahhahha
>homeland spoiler
LMAO
>>68144797
>>68144811
Literally who cares: The show
>>68144783
Id have taken him over rashford all day
Based Edgar leaving one on carragher
England need to get Mark Wright and Jack Whitehall on the plane.
>>68144808
You made your club is financed to win a 4th place trophy? You fucking mad.
if i had to be one ginger, i would be damian lewis. is there a better option?
This is the hardest Berbatov has ever worked at Old Trafford.
>was that a spoiler
LMFAO
>2016
>being ABE
>>68144801
>Literally have Ronaldino, Berbatov, and Davids on the other side
>>68144808
Name me three grounds in the PL that are louder than the KP
>>68144806
Please God, make Woy leave this summer
>>68144834
Prince Harry obviously.
>>68144821
But muh age
Because clearly being a poacher who plays on their defensive line means you need to be young
I love Cannavaro so much bros
>>68144833
I'm a lowly York City fan, lad. You're right about Arsenal, but don't act like your soulless fucking bowl is any better.
>>68144857
Fuck of you plastic cunts
Everyone knows about you and your clappers
Fake atmosphere fake fans
Damien Lewis looks like a ginger joe allen
>>68144857
Stadium of Shite
KC Stadium
Selhurst Park
The only thing the KP had was something to cheer about.
That's why Defoe isn't on the plane.
De shit
>defoe
defoe did that on purpose
>D E F O E
>CAN'T EVEN SCORE AGAINST A CELEB GK
They should make these games more interesting:
Both teams player for a different charity. The winner gets the money raised.
lel
damian lewis playing just like ross barkley on the edge of the box there...
>Wales
I wish the England band were in the crowd tonight
>defoe
>Degay
>Defoe
>good
>>68144821
Defoe had his chance in 2010
Willem Dafoe is playing?
Who /LeagueOfTheirOwn/ here?
>>68144943
It's fairly clear he's not really trying in that shot.
>>68144946
What was the spolier didn't hear him
>>68144944
Channel 4 noncery
>>68144944
If England win the money goes to the NHS
>>68144976
>this english delusion
lol
>>68144767
yeah for one season
Leicester weren't even selling it out when they were promoted, fairweather fans
>>68144946
>still watching Homeland
I stopped after they went absolutely ridiculous with the story, and it turned out 90% of the characters were brainwashed to be terrorists.
>>68144984
Damien Lewis dies or something
Who gives a fuck
It might not even be a spoiler
>>68144984
[spoiler]Brody dies in S3[/spoiler]
>getting sent off in a charity match
Is there anything more JUST?
>>68144944
>Unicef vs Oxfam
>>68144961
Rooney had his chance 2004-now and only played good in one tournament
davids must still be fit as fuck
bet he still plays sunday league or some shit
>>68144946
What did Clive say
>>68144857
Man U
Stoke
WBA
Spurs
etc
http://talksport.com/football/loudest-fans-premier-league-revealed-150805161557?p=15
>>68144946
>being mad that shit from four years ago is spoiled
>>68144963
>Willem Dafoe was the voice of Clarence on the Birdseye adverts
cool that
>>68145011
S4 is better than S1.
who is this nigger coming on
>>68144801
If Defoe was actually trying he'd have a brace minimum already.
Call me a faggot but I can't stand grounds that are too loud
I just want to be comfy when I'm watching the match, not have some cunt shouting in my ear the whole time
It's why I like cricket.
>>68144868
beady eyed, thick cunt. no thanks.
I'd go for Una Healy and finger fuck myself senseless.
>Lewis
Bond would have scored.
>>68145055
Lenny Henry
half these wankstains like wilkes and kielty shouldn't even be gracing the pitch with such legends
>>68145049
WHAT?
>>68145072
>Una Healy
good taste anon
>>68145049
holy shit
Still better than womens professional football
>Every pound matched by the UK government
You mean the taxpayer
[spoiler]Jaime kills Cersei[/spoiler]
>>68145071
I understand where our coming from bbut it depends what mood I'm in
I prefer a load standing game tbf
>>68145114
can we not be sexist today
or this week
or this month
or this year
or this decade
or this century
or this millenium
>>68145114
I'd like to see this as a charity match.
Male celebrities vs. female professionals.
>>68145120
Well, we're paying it regardless
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>68145096
>>68145099
True story
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/may/10/willem-dafoe-birds-eye-ad
>>68145120
sshh
Literally who?
>>68145154
2016
0
1
6
>screaming little cunts
I think I'd have to an hero
>All those girls screaming
This is why I'll never go to Soccer Aid
>those shrieks
Damien tekkers
N I A L L
I
A
L
L
WHO /1D/ HERE?
>>68145154
PROBLEMATIC
>those screams
soccer aid is an embarrassment to English football
>>68145120
Don't be such a grumpy shit
>Those visibly wet girls in the crowd
Ridiculous
only reason they fill the stadium is tweens wanting to see these 1d lads
>one direction
career ending injury please
Cracker.
White women are a lost cause.
GET
HIM
ON
THE
PLAIN
It's coming home
DE FOE
E
F
O
E
kielty is shite
Feels a bit shit using an actual good striker like Defoe desu.
Not as if he's 40 odd and struggling to run.
Fuck off Defoe, pass it to Lewis or Whitehall or someone.
WOO
>Kielty
>pro forward
this is just fucking cheating
usual english bullshit 2bh
FUCK NOOOOO
MY 100 QUID
is AP Mcoy on yet
Defoe is literally a top premier league striker, how is this fair?
GET HIM ON THE PLANE WOY
>You now remember that other 1D guy getting flattened and throwing up on the pitch a few years back
>playing an epl striker against normies
>ROW BTFO
>>68145250
just now
>Defoe won't be at the Euros
>>68145244
KISS IT GOODBYE ANON
>>68145250
Flawless timing.
>niall can doggie any single one of these girls he wants at the flick of his wrist
Just kill me now
>>68145208
>paying for other people's mistakes 1000s of miles away when you have people living in poverty in your own country
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>68145261
Based Zamora
>>68145261
wasn't that a gabby agbonlahor testimonial
sounds bizarre now
>Bog Sim using his best irl player
Rest of the World are you even trying?????
>literally the entire world combined cant beat the mighty brave english lions
honestly lads I would kill to be one of the guys in 1D
they're attractive talented and rich, who wouldn't want that
>>68145264
this desu tbf
>>68145261
>by Gabriel "le shisha and pie man" Agbonlahor
Where ramsey
Where's Ramsay Bolton at
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>>68145226
the problem is that most of the ROW legends are actual legends, the England legends are mainly average to good former epl players. it kind of balances out.
Thank god Cuckhall hasn't scored
Get Mark Wright on the plane desu
Damian Lewis is actually decent
>>68145241
Isn't fucking Ronaldinho playing?
>>68145272
>>68145276
what position is he playing
Damien Lewis a GOAT
>Niall pussying out of that
What a nonce.
>>68145250
I learned the other day that AP McCoy isn't that short.
> Playing a PL striker who just scored 18 goals
Not really fair tbqh.
Dat Lewis
LEWIS OTP
>>68145333
centre half
>>68145284
It was Agbonlahor that flattened him, think it was the Petrov testimonial.
>that run from motherfucking Dick Winters
Shades of Bastogne there Jeff
Name my band.
>Rest of the world
>not getting BTFO
Choose one
BIG SAM FOR ENGLAND?! BIG SAM FOR ENGLAND?! BIG SAM FOR ENGLAND?! BIG SAM FOR ENGLAND?! BIG SAM FOR ENGLAND?! BIG SAM FOR ENGLAND?!
This homeland guy is actually sick
>>68145300
>harry styles got to bang taylor swift
>niall horan got to bang selena gomez
>zayn got to bang the fit one from little mix and gigi hadid
fair play lads
>>68145281
You think there should be 0 international aid?
I don't see how you can argue it's the fault of some starving kid that their county is a shithole
get Lt. Winters on the plane
>>68145326
he's playing a lot further back though isn't he?
Based Dick Winters!
The England keeper is literally a 'Cuck'.
>>68145325
So is Whitehall
>>68145336
surely he must be if he is a jockey
>>68145325
Lewis, Wright, Murs and Whitehall have actually been pretty good.
put etoo on already
Jurgen sign him up m8
What the fuck was that
>>68145357
why isnt the kid orange?
Honestly why are Defoe and Big Sam working together so well? I mean in general.
It just feels like Defoe's the complete opposite sort of player to the ones Big Sam likes, but somehow it works.
That terrorist from homeland is pure fucking skill
>>68145325
Not bad for an Eton lad.
>Work in the morning
What a baller Damian Lewis is
Get hyped
BANTER
>>68145364
don't have kids if you can't feed them, simple
>>68145411
I'm not in work until 4pm
SHOUT SHOUT
LET IT ALL OUT
>Ramsay Bolton
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Clive's banter
Please stop
Thought we were in for a Game of Thrones spoiler then as well.
>>68145377
hasnt been relevant since the late 90s
why is he here
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT ON THE PLANE
Defoe is literal quality I take it all back
>>68145380
no he isn't
he's made some decent passes in the box but he can't dribble for shit
OUR LAD LOUIS ABOUT TO COME ON
GIRLS ARE CREAMING THEIR KNICKERS AS WE SPEAK
>De foe
>de foe
>>68145385
>Murs
>>68145357
AYYO, HOL UP and White Boi
>>68145433
THESE ARE THE THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT
>defoe
Da fuck? I thought Ramsey Bolton was English
Niall is shit, AP McCoy is shit
take them off now.
D E F O E
E
F
O
E
>>68145384
He's not tall, but he's like 5'10. I expected him to be 5'4 or thereabouts. But apparently he's just really slim.
>Clive's banter
pretty good
fucking hell defoe is shite
>>68145399
he got cucked
>>68145371
They should move him forward then, theyre losing, it's only bloody Jamie Theakston in goal.
Melon Fuckers on!
>>68145461
COME ON
has Ramsey and his 20 good men come on yet
>>68145429
They don't use condoms because they've been taught it's immoral
People like having sex, anon
Even so it's not the baby's fault they're born
DONCASTER ROVERS ARE SHITE MATE
>De Foe
At least he looks like he's having fun
>Defoe being a greedy shit in a charity match
THATS WHY YOU ARENT ON THE PLANE
Defoe is trying too hard
>>68145411
>tfw free till September
Wagecucks are you even trying? I don't even know what to do with all these studentbux.
>>68145466
he's welsh
These Wane erection cunts need to fuck off
>Defoe should've made the England squad
>>68145439
Well to be fair, he's got far more right than Wilkes.
>>68145487
I'M TALKING TO (You)
>Defoe
>good
>>68145411
Sucks senpai
Monday, tuesday, wednesday will be so fucking shit but thurs and fri I'm on a business trip to Frankfurt which should be chilled
>>68145466
>Iwan Rheon
Like the most Welsh name in the world m8
>Robbie Williams
absolutely based
I really want Niall to score <3333
>>68145502
Tbf lad I was a student about two years ago, then graduation crept up. It happened to me and it will happen to you
Miss
I think Defoe put that exactly where he wanted to
>>68145377
>he now looks like a creepier version of Ashens
What happened?
why are women so weird lads? listen to them literally screaming in pleasure because a boy from a band they like is playing a game of footy
> All these normie middle aged single mums with their fat fuck ugly teenage daughters
I hate this country
lewis is literally zidane
>>68145439
He's the only English celebrity who wants to be a goalkeeper.
>>68145488
Ramsay and his 10 good men are playing right now, he came on a few minutes ago.
>all the young girls cheering over the 1D guy
>all the milfs cheering over robbie Williams
>Ramsay Bolton comes on
>"he's not a nice man, if your daughter wanted to marry him, talk her out of it haha"
>literally laughing at rape
What a time to live, lads.
send the whole of the team to euro 2016, better than anything woy can send
>>68145411
Really wish I didn't have to work
>>68145352
Fuck, of course it was.
Pass to louis pls :)<3
>tfw Ronaldinho will never pass to McCoy again after that shit touch
Nicholas Brody playing for all the Muslim converts in Bradford and Luton
Damian Lewis is actually playing on par with the legends
>>68145550
what position is he playing
>>68145502
>Remembering that absurdly huge amount of free time I had as a student
Take me back, I'd put it to so much better use
>>68145533
Honestly the way he was smiling makes me think he's just toying with them.
>>68145474
Damn, aren't short arses allowed to be the best at anything anymore?
>>68145522
What do you do senpai?
>Tfw having a team day at a castle where we basically play cards against humanity and eat expensive food whilst discussing our team's 'successes and failures' in the quarter this week.
>>68145571
OPEN THE DOOR
>>68145502
You realise you literally pay them back with interest right? It's not welfare.
>>68145404
He has a thing with meme niggers
You now remember Jay Jay Okocha
>>68145437
>Haha! I dunno if you keep up with the Throne Games but this fellow is a real stinker!
>>68145542
why are men so weird lads? listen to them literally shouting and chanting in pleasure because a boy from a team they like is playing a game of footy
>>68145472
who do you prefer? kyle WALKER or chris KAMARA?
Come on Louis <3
i want this to go to pennas
>>68145492
so we have to pay millions of pounds in aid because they didn't want to wear a condom? nah fuck that
what is wrong with the world? why is it always somebody else's fault when you fuck up?
>>68145574
This post gave me playground flashbacks
>>68145616
niall > louis
>>68145596
>Defoe playing right now
Robbie Williams is and always has been a fat cunt
LOUIS <3333
>>68145596
If they don't have jockeying, I honestly don't know what they still have.
>>68145581
Up North
>>68145607
>Jay Jay Okocha
REMEMBER THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCmhlCeo8zM
Reminder that England are down to 10
>>68145543
>mums who have facebook
the other mums set one up for my mum and she had me delete it
kek
>>68145642
Your mum got wet over him. Just remember that.
>>68145603
>9% off anything above £21000
>written off after 30 years
I literally don't care.
>>68145657
Getting carried by Defoe and Lewis
>>68145658
i rejected my mums friend request
![IMG_0311_172161-e1346562068983[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w589BWK.jpg "IMG 0311 172161-e1346562068983[1]")
Why isn't this mantra applied to Africa? It's wholly analogous.
Whitehall motm
>Lewis
Damien Lewis and Jack Whitehall could easily get into the England squad tbqh.
>>68145688
> Having facebook
gtfo
louis is unironically better than rooney
Omg louis is up against niall :O </3
>>68145679
Didn't think I cared until I got my job and started getting bonuses and some months they took £50.
>>68145692
Nah, it's captain Winters
Damian Lewis is the actual ginger Pirlo.
>>68145673
Nah my mum likes them spandal ballet cunts
Is Ronaldinho usually this much of a lazy and obnoxious cunt or is it because it's a charity match?
>Slippy L
hoping this goes to pens for entertainment value.
also, my stream (UTV) cuts out every few minutes. is it shit on ITV player also?
>>68145703
how else will I look at pics of girls I knew at school on their holidays pal
>>68145688
>post some banter on facebook
>my mum liked it
Does she want to fuck or what?
Could this England team beat the actual Scottish team?
Still #ComeBackZayn sorry lads.
who /sansastark/ here?
>>68145607
So good they named him twice.
Motm Mark Wright will go home to a celebratory blowie from michelle keegan
Is Damian Lewis the biggest celebrity there? He's in Hollywood blockbusters
>>68145748
I bet she's shit in bed.
>>68145738
You do realise that people can see who has viewed thier photos
I feel sorry for the rest of the world for not being born English.
Defoe is just so much better than everyone
>>68145709
I don't have an expensive lifestyle because I'm an unsociable shut-in hermit. I can live off relatively little.
>>68145741
this desu
never been the same since
>>68145725
Nah it's been really solid on ITV Player, to their credit.
>>68145720
Are you usually this much of a lazy and obnoxious cunt or is it because it's a charity match thread?
>>68145756
Jonathon Wilkes imo
>>68145748
doubt it, according to female rag mags they are in trouble
>>68145756
Him or Michael Sheen who was on in the first half
great cross by Louis :3
>>68145743
Actually that's Eric Djemba-Djemba
>>68145756
I'd say so. Homeland was watched by everyone before the Brodys turned it to shit.
>>68145748
He's upgraded from the chunky but funky lass from TOWIE. Well played.
>>68145690
That's literally the whole point of charity
GET LEWIS ON THE PLANE
>>68145756
probably
Michael Sheen's decent enough as well
and I guess the 1D niggas
>"best groomed man" is an award
The absolute state
>>68145756
Probably Robbie
>>68145794
Who's that bird on the right? She's well fit.
>>68145769
you aren't tricking me I've done my research
>>68145781
Me neither lad.
Trust me, I have one friend and I never buy anything. I just save most of my money, but even still when they steal £50 some months you think of all the shit you could buy for it and all the stress and meetings you sat through for it and it pisses you off.
It's hard to explain.
Davids is a useless twat.
>>68145756
Ronaldinho is probably the best known worldwide.
>>68145756
Robbie William is easily more well known.
>>68145756
One of the one direction people easily
>>68145794
>implying Boy George didn't confuse your penis as a kid
>>68145756
Nah. One Direction are bigger. Lewis is on a par with Sheen I think.
Time wasting in a charity game?
>>68145794
>sweet dreams are made of these
Michelle Keegan used to be nice when she was on Corrie.
Then she got with this fag, and turned into a typical botoxed Essex slag.
>>68145597
I work in publishing m8.
been a bit shit this year but I can't put my finger on why
Eto'o not even playing then?
>>68145743
>posting a picture of pele
What the fuck did that have to do with anything?
DRINK IT IN
>>68145836
>It's hard to explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXkm6h6uq0k
>You now remember the Slutslayer was in one of the previous matches.
IT'S COME HOME
>>68145876
Literal whos
WHO /COMING HOME/ HERE
ENGLAND DID IT ANON!
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
>>68145876
No Gordon.
>>68145794
They're both into guys so they can be compared I guess
>>68145789
ebin thread
>>68145876
defoe and berbatov trying to hard
Commentator trying to sound excited. Englands win here has got to rank up there with Leicester's PL triumph surely?
JUST
>>68145895
Top, top tune.
>>68145866
Fuck off lad. I look after the legislation for a huge international company and I never get taken anywhere that isn't London.
Why the fuck do you go to Frankfurt? Bullshit
LITERALLY COMING HOME
Fuck off Robbie you fat twat, you came on for 10 minutes.
Honestly Defoe could have destroyed them if he'd really tried there.
He's not even looking at all tired
Englands last win this summer
>>68145781
>>68145836
Iktf boys
>tfw put away 2500 in savings already this year because there's nothing I want to spend it on
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>>68145756
Niall Sheeran has 25 million twitter followers, so no
>>68145876
A literal premier league footballer was on the pitch with old men and fat celebs
jack "david beckham" whitehall
FUCKKKKK
FUCKKING 100 QUID ON FUCKING ROW
AND THEY LOSE TO 10 FUCKING MEN
FUCK THIS SHITTT
Get Defoe, Lewis and Whitehall on the plane lads.
>>68145925
People trying hard makes it far more entertaining to watch, though. If I wanted to watch a bunch of fat losers have a kickabout, I'd go down the bloody park.
Defoe went full Kevin Phillips and ruined that shit
IT'S COMIN OME
England have won back the soccer aid world cup lads! In your lifetime!
Literally who can stop >us
>>68145981
>you
Whitehall played him in
Fair play him putting it in
>>68145958
>Tfw was 500 into my overdarft in January when I started
>Tfw now got 1600 in a help to buy, 1500 in savings, 1k in my current account and bought a macbook air with all the high specs.
I don't even get paid much. That's how fucking pathetic I am.
>>68145955
we are still going to win one group match before going out mate
>>68145981
>betting on a charity match
Sort your life out.
>>68145942
>Why the fuck do you go to Frankfurt
Not him, but I can pretty much guarantee it's going to be for a conference. That's all Frankfurt is good for, it's like the conference centre hub of Europe.
I personally find soccer aid to be discriminative to the Welsh
It should be Team GB vs RoW
>>68145981
>betting against England
It's literally our year la
>euro 2016 champs
>brexit
>>68145981
>betting on this fucking shitshow
You deserved it
Get him on the plane, wand of a right foot.
All Soccer Aid has taught me is that posh twats are deceptively good at footie.
>>68145970
literally who?
>>68145955
lol we are going to destroy wales
They literally fielded the rest of the world and they couldn't beat us.
>>68145935
I'm disappointed that he didn't continue with this look desu
>>68145999
>bought a macbook air
>>68146008
Not far from Dusseldorf on the train which is a canny night out.
>>68145999
>bought a macbook air
kys
>>68146008
What do they talk about?
>Have you printed that book yet?
>Yeah we have
>Mint
>See you next quarter.
>>68146020
>tfw you never went to uni with Damian Lewis
>>68145981
That's like betting against the Harlem Globetrotters.
>>68145999
>macbook air
I'm disgusted
Niall and Louis get 10 minutes? and one the perimeter line?
they should be playing in the goal offense and everyone should be passing to them!
fuck soccer aid </3
>>68146051
Zum Eurige is a tip top pub
Only serve one type of beer but it's great
John Moss ruined that game, hope he never refs another Soccer Aid match
INGURLAND
VOTE OUT LADS
>>68145999
>Make a little bit of money
>Spunk it on a Macbook air
You'll never be rich mate
>>68146048
Not even arsed mate.
At the start of this year I had a laptop that overheated running google chrome and no money in my bank, I owed the bank money.
Now I have a couple of grand in savings, a laptop that works really fucking fast and still money to spare.
Couldn't give a shit what some nerd thinks on 4chan
>>68145999
>buying a mac
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
still creasing at that mong getting sent off in a charity match
>>68146085
Why would you drink anything but Altbier if you're in Dusseldorf though?
fuckin el boys just scratch and sniffed my balls and they reek. Time for a cheeky shower
>>68146099
>a laptop that works really fucking fast
>>68146099
>Couldn't give a shit what some nerd thinks on 4chan
Yeah you could though because you wanted to show off on /sp/ and now you're getting all arsey kek.
>>68146096
>Still saved several grand this year
Hmmmm. I never buy anything. Never go out and drink pints or buy clothes etc. If you go out ten weekends in a year and spend 50-100 quid a go you've already pissed away a macbook
>>68146099
congrats, you're a retard
>this laptop is shit
>rather than getting a good laptop for a nice price ill just spunk a bunch of the little money I have on an overpriced mac
>>68146127
Dunno, it's so fucking nice. Not sure why it's not made it outside of there 2bh.
>>68146014
>tfw brexit and the british high street returns with local produce at low prices, jobs increase and we kick them out.
Inb4 JF tries to brush it off as "just a charity match"
>>68146099
>justifying buying a memebook air
>I don't care what you nerds think
>>68146099
you care so little that you needed to remind us twice that you don't care
>>68146085
Great night out. Second only to Amsterdam in Europe for me.
Dear Jamie,
First of all , if you do decide to leave then you would go with our best wishes and thanks. What you achieved last year was amazing and we thank you for that. However, before you sign on the dotted line with Mr Wenger, consider the following;
1)!The grass is not always greener. We used to have a manager called Mark McGee who left Leicester for a "Bigger " club, Wolves. Where are they now and where are we?
2) Money isn't everything, when you an old man your grandchildren will not be asking you how much money you made
3) At Leicester you are loved, at Arsenal they may turn against you if you make a bad start.
4) At Arsenal you are not guaranteed to start
5) Do you want to play your football in a library or a cauldron of noise?
6) Do you want to have a chance for of winning the champions league or will you settle for a quarter final place? Arsenal have never won that competition
7) Would you rather play for Arsene or Claudio?
8) Arsenal are a club in turmoil
9) who has the best team spirit?
10) Do you want to belong to the beat loved team in the world?
The choice is yours , my friend. There is an old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" Isn't that what we learned when Nigel left?
Regards
>>68146138
>>68146133
It always makes me laugh, this contrarian shit
Better than some fucking laggy windows shite / clunky laptop.
It looks good, dead light and runs really fast with nice battery. Why do people hate them so much?
>>68146155
who is them?
>>68146074
>>68146015
>>68146014
>>68146007
>>68145993
LOOK AT THE FUCKING TEAMS
RONALDINHO FUCK SAKE
IT WAS FREE FUCKING MONEY
BUT THEY LOST
>>68146099
Should've got a Macbook Pro you pleb
>>68145411
>need to get up at 4am
>>68146187
Pakis mate
Kirsty Gallagher is a female specimen worthy enough for my dick.
>>68146184
>Better than some fucking laggy windows shite / clunky laptop.
>>68146190
And England had a current PL scorer.
>>68146184
>Better than some fucking laggy windows shite / clunky laptop.
I have a five year old MacBook Pro
Deal with it nerds
>>68146190
>Ronaldmemeho
He was shit m8
>>68146155
dem immigants, amirite?
>>68146203
Mate I'll just be going to bed then
>>68145411
>not working from home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
>>68146187
Scotland
>>68146182
Theakston was OK but I don't think Arsenal are looking at him mate. He can still play for England in Soccer Aid.
>>68146182
>cauldron of noise
>King Power Stadium
Pick one
>>68146235
no one is jealous of you pal don't worry
>Defoe has won more medals this year than Sturridge
Why isn't he on the plane?
>>68146203
>tfw up at 4:45 for a 6-2 shift
always get nervous during the fireworks expecting a bomb to go off
>>68146251
>Working for a scam 'make $400 dollars an hour' gig.
last exam on tuesday lads wish me luck
>>68145411
>tfw you love your job and are actually ready to go back after a quiet weekend
>Ranieri lost
Is the Meme Dream over lads?
Jack Whitehall is quality, get him on the plane
state of robbie williams tats
>>68146309
What do you do lad?
Can't imagine anything like that unless I was on the FCO fast stream or something and lived in Japan
>>68146305
GOOD LUCK ANON!
It's coming home, lads.
Anyone else in tears watching the post match celebrations?
>>68144722
Whitehall
Ahaha Robbie you cunt.
>£5.3m
top fuckin kek
that's fuck all
>>68146285
Bet that's not too bad if it's a busy morning
Piss off at lunchtime
>>68146350
cheers mate I'll make you proud
>Asking Jermain Defoe what is felt like to score a goal in a charity match
Why didn't Robbie Williams just fucking end himself in the late 90s when he got fat and depressed?
Would you lads take England going out in the groups in the Euros if it persuaded normies to vote #out? Think I would desu
>>68146385
Why are you walking towards the camera?
>>68145362
I've had sex with several girls myself you know
>>68146400
>I hope I'm old before I die
Prophetic
if every club in the PL just donated £2m to the cause then that's £40m. it's better than spending it on some overrated spic.
>>68146385
Are you kidding? You get that this isn't some Comic Relief level event, right? That's shitloads.
>>68146291
>tfw you are genuinely scared of fireworks
>>68146285
>shift work
>>68146395
so much this
she's still fit tho
i'd give her my children.
>>68146400
He would now have a reputation as a tragic genius. Maybe its best he didn't.
>>68146285
6-3 for me son
line manager likes to show up unannounced on a monday morning and give us all a hard time because he's a massive cunt
should be fun
>>68146339
I actually work for the FCO, and my job is pretty much just fucking around flying out to embassies and dicking around with their IT a bit. Shit is great.
Watch out lads
>>68146390
Monday is always the busiest day of the week at my work 2bh, probably won't even have time to clock watch
>>68146309
>tfw Accountant
>tfw the VAT man is in tomorrow and Tuesday
how do I get her to notice me
>>68146518
you seem like a good chap mate, wanna give me some money?
>>68146541
show her your sausage
I'm 23 and I never had a job.
>>68146445
no it's fuck all m8
it'll barely be enough to fund expenses for the upper class "aid" workers
>>68146599
Just bee urself and shake the managers hand lad
>>68146541
It's easy to get her to notice you. The hard part is getting her to notice you and think you're alright.
>>68146599
>tfw start my first proper job in 2 weeks
shitting myself desu lads
>>68146599
you're lucky mate, mine makes me want to die
>>68146541
Tell her that her hair looks nice.
>>68146506
How did you get this job?
CSFS?
>>68146599
Start with a shit job. That'll motivate you to get a better one.
>>68146541
What's the point
Even if she did she'd think you're a weird elitist sperg with nothing interesting to say
>>68146599
Honestly la, as shit as they are, the money makes it worth it.
>>68146541
shag her m8
>>68146541
My mate is 23, bought a fedora and still likes Panic! At The Disco. Don't do what he did:
>goes over to his school crushes house unannounced
>throws pebbles at the window like it's an American teen movie
>breaks the window
>Dad comes out and asks him what the fuck he is doing, smacks him about a bit
>>68146447
When I went to see Green Day years ago they were intermittently setting off fireworks (both them and Jet were) and I gotta tell you it was pure hell for me. I was never scared of fireworks and loud bangs up until then (and I'm still not), but they were so frequent and unpredictable (and obviously loud) that I was just blocking my ears throughout a lot of it in dire anticipation.
>>68146772
I genuinely don't know what goes through the minds of people like this. Like how do they not know what they're doing is incredibly stupid?
>>68146772
Straight out of a New Found Glory video
>you will never serenade Rachael Leigh Cook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz0qyYtcJb4
>>68146785
lol
Post your ideal woman.
>>68146805
Yeah, but the thing is, you're just the other end of the spectrum. You're so constantly self aware because of being on here that you become scared to do anything because you think it'll be embarrassing or something.
>>68146772
Literal cringe. He's like the mlady meme personified
>>68146805
He's a right fruitcake. Does other shit like leaving poems outside their houses and shit. Now he's into the whole "Rational Male" shtick.
>>68146858
He said woman
>>68146886
Something so attractive about red pilled women. I think it's the element of danger.
>>68146938
>drinking fosters
>red pilled
Matched a woman (30 to my 24) on Tinder, solid 7/10, who likes long walks and works in Greggs. How the fuck do I open up conversation?
>>68146886
I could put up with the hair and mangled earlobe, but Fosters? Fuck that
>>68146973
show us yer fanny
>>68146973
ask if shes ever had her pasty smashed at work
>>68146973
Are you an archaeologist?
>>68146973
a pun based on the greggs menu, im a southerner so i dont have the knowledge to think of one myself though
>>68146973
Fancy a Steak Bake and a Jammy Ring love?
>>68146973
Can you get me a cheap steak bake lad?
>>68146973
ask for a steak slice
>>68146973
can I put my sausage roll into your steak slice
who /firstcrush/ here?
>>68147022
This
Tried and tested desu
>>68146973
>You work in Greggs? Get your baps out
>>68146973
Ask her if she likes Donald Trump's rhetoric.
>>68146997
This.
>>68146886
Is that Grimes?
>>68147095
my first crush was my year 1 teacher
>>68147095
>tfw Tara Reid will never be qt again
>>68146994
Can;t understand it. It's not like their aren't better drinks for the same price.
>>68147165
It's really cheap and easily obtainable. it's not any deeper than that.
>>68147150
I know that feel. Her, Rachael Leigh Cook and Jennifer Love Hewitt were my three as a yoof.
>>68147121
>Grimes
Who?
>>68147272
a really talented music artist
>>68147095
Louise
>>68146973
"Show me your pasty"
>>68147489
Fuck
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