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>>68127165

>brocks back
>Michael "the cunt" Bisping wins
>Holloway lets Lamas bang
>early prelims fight of the year
>Rockhold spergs out in the post fight
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artem
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Schaub
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>mfw I realized conor will ko nate in the rematch
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ngannou
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Cruz
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Lads, Bisping is the champion. What the fuck is happening? Is this some sort of alternate universe? This card broke the conditioning. This is a simulation.
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Anyone got webms of the Cain or Reem fights lads?
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>Connor wins a title, Ireland comes out in full force.
>Bisping wins a title, England comes out in full force.

The UK needs to be disposed of. Immediately.
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>>68128315

I really hope he does. As much as I like nate I prefer the potato hype train.

He just demolishes them verbally, then physically, then proceeds to collect checks.

Fucking McGroober had to ruin this shit with his garbage BJJ. Fuck the touch butt and practice your jits, you fucking idiot.
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>>68128327
Isn't this post against Official Simulation Rules? Enjoy deletion by the programmers.
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>thinking Tate won't win
>thinking DC will let the goofy fuck control him
>thinking Brock won't get put into a sideshow for the MMA elite
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I enjoy his use of the word 'faggot.'
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Phillip Brooks has been employed by UFC for 547 days.
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>mfw somebody says a cuss word
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>>68128315
>tfw Diaz will put the last nail in the McMeme coffin
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>>68128300

This isn't the first time he's done it.
This is big news.
While it doesn't look like a big deal to you, leaking big news like this to your measly twitter does affect sales and marketing, especially when a deal like this involves multiple parties like Brock, his lawyers and WWE, and there are probably clauses and agreed upon protocol that need to be followed
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>>68128343
>le conor has bad jitz maymay
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>>68128338

Stipe " I am the Champ" Miocic /Left Hook Larry/General Potato man fight card in europe when?
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What does conor hope to achieve by having a rematch with nate?
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>>68128358
>CM PUNK same age as Fedor
>implying his debut won't be an embarassment
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How do you guys feel about that tall guy with the brown hair?

He throws a great jab. Saw him fight at some event a few months ago.

What's he up to now?
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Why did Rockhold have so many excuses at the post-fight presser

>muh knee
>this man can't compete with me
>y-you're a fuckin' dick
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>>68128369

ufc 207/208
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>>68128358
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>>68128358
contracted, he hasn't got paid shit by zuffa
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>>68128376
To avenge his fucking chin I hope. He got rocked and then tapped in a fucking sad fashion. Nate put the spectacle to bed.
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>>68128376
Getting the win back. If he can do it his GOAT status is reinstated.
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>>68128367

>3 submission losses
>Nate was in full mount in under 5 seconds from the time he shot for that pathetic takedown
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>>68128376
Maybe he, unlike most people around it seems, has real pride and wants to revenge his defeat.
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>tfw bisping will never let you fuck his qt duahgter

feels bad lads
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>>68128388
>naming literally 8 people with that description
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Rick Story vs Conor McGregor fight of the century
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>>68128384
>Reporting is telling information that has already been disclosed to you, not sneakily getting it.

this fakkin eejit
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>>68128391

dunno, but I don't like him. no verbal wit and seems like an overall dick

its a shame hall turned out to be a meme. Silva 2.0 in MW when?
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>>68128401
Pride and wanting to get revenge are never good. He should just accept his losses and move on, beat up more manlets.
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>>68128391
I missed it. Was he actually being bitter? What a fucking douche bag. It's your fault that you went in cocky and relaxed as fuck.
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>>68128376
>mfw Nate heems him again, leaving a thorn in Mcgoober's career forever.
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>>68128315

>Diaz brother
>Getting KO'd

Better lace those gloves with vibranium and come out swinging in the 1st.
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reminder that every man has an equal right to bang, denying someone of this is a human rights violation
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>>68128396
You realize he is making at least some money off of being in video-games and a few Q&As right?
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>>68128407
>>tfw bisping will never let you fuck his qt duahgter
pretty sure he wouldn't mind
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>the only champions who can actually retain their belts are decision kings like cruz and mighty mouse
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>>68128316
Making it just for you m8
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>>68128412

>Doesn't know the difference between reporting a story and leaking it

Cry s'more Ariel.
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>>68128399
That's because Conor was on the verge of being knocked out and shot that shitty takedown
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>>68128421
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>>68128410
>Story wins one fight since his injury
>FOTC

Okay, Derrick Lewis.
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>>68128367
Nate's jitz is light years away from Mcgoober's. Fuck Iceland, Conor better go to fucking Antartica for a couple of years before he even think of out jitzing Nate
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>>68128332
Hot off the presses
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a14923b1-ee43-4c75-9911-8a920e7b3204.webm
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Thoughts on Ariel Helwani situation??

http://www.strawpoll.me/10402342
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402342
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402342
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>>68128419
Mate the presser added another point to an already 11/10 card
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>>68128407
can you imagine having bisping as your father in law? I bet he would be even more of a dick than he is in the UFC.
probably would force you to some kind of mma shit with him just so he could beat you up a little
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>>68128433

And Robbie Lawler
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>>68128433
>mighty mouse
>decision king
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>>68128444
need another option of, i dont give a shit about that whiny jew
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>>68128438
>Doesn't know the difference between reporting a story and leaking it

lmao you are literally describing yourself.
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>>68128440

Why didnt Conor do this in the first fight? Saw this webm spammed a lot before the fight but all I remember happening is this
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>>68128433
>hurrrr durrr decisions are bad

Mighty Mouse has finished 5 of his last 7 fights anyways
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>>68128444
Funny to be honest.

Though I do hate how UFC excuses Jones's felonies and illegal behavior and all they do is give him a slap on the wrist.
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>>68128397
>>68128398
>>68128401
>Avenge his chin
>Getting the win back
>TomCruiseLaughing.mp4
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>>68128440
>the one time
>thinking Diaz is going to get outboxed
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>>68128440
>having your brother throwing in the towel cuz ur getting beat up
Why do people think Nate is good again? He should pray and adore Conor, that fight revived his career in an unseen way.
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>>68128433

lighter weights have less power in their hands. It allows people who are light years ahead of everyone else in terms of their technically proficient to maintain their lead

In higher weight divisions all it takes is one shot to drop the champ. See Miocic and Bisbing
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>>68128444
its just his fuckup

nothing wrong with leaking a story

but nothing wrong with a company wanting to protect their potential big bux
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>>68128442
based ariel
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>>68128454

lmao got me there buddeh lmao

>>68128461

>slap on the wrist
>got stripped of the title
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>>68128444
Who gives a fuck?
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Friendly reminder that Conor only trained for Diaz for 11 days. Diaz had been training for Conor since his fight with Michael Johnson.

Diaz is also 2 weight classes above Conor.
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>>68128445
how were cruz and faber? still talking shit or are they okay now?
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>>68128433
>decision king
>mighty mouse
>finished 5 of his last 7
>higher finish rate than any other current champ

Are you havin a laff m8
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>>68128472
Had it been any other schmo you can guarantee UFC would have cut them from ever fighting again.
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Bisping may be a cockeyed ugly bastard and Rockhold is a beautiful hunk (no homo) but Bisping had momentum from beating Silva and true determination.

He'll make a great champ until my boy make his comeback.
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>>68128444

I think I don't care enough about some lone MMA journalist who keeps clashing heads with the UFC cause he wants to get more twitter followers and reddit sympathizers.
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>>68128457
was training for a 5'8 midget. Didn't have his range down.
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CAN YOU SEE ME NOW
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>>68128480
Faber being nice but Cruz still has a big chip on his shoulder.
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>>68128443
Someone post this.


On a separate note, how much do you guys think Dana is paying Nate to take a dive?
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>>68128477
And he swapped with Nick between rounds
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>>68128440
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>>68128496

>Faber being nice

You mean like he's nice to Dillashaw?
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>>68128483
our boy will be a champ again in no time
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>>68128493
lmao i miss brock
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>>68128419
He was bitter but only because bisping was rubbing it in real hard
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>>68128496
Probably because the one time he didn't run he got fucking choked out.
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>>68128440

This is what conor should've done. Trying to box with a guy who trains with literal professional boxers.

Only thing is...is conor even a good enough kicker to even do this? He talks about training in Karate/TKD but he has no black belts in either.

I think diaz is just the worst possible matchup for him. He's a better boxer and better on the ground than mcgregor. How can he even compete?

McGregor's wins usually come from him outboxing his opponents..
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>>68128440
That was actually an early stoppage. The towel was thrown in, but Diaz recovers if fight goes on.
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>Conor nuthuggers are back

Why?
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>>68128449
>>68128459
>>68128481
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>>68128518
Delusions
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>>68128511
>ignoring the fact that cruz has completely schooled alpha fails every time he fought them after that
fuck off faber
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>>68128518
never left m8

conor is my boy 4lyfe
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>>68128518
To keep UFC relevant.
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>>68128457

Also connor is not known for being a good kicker. He's never once KO'd someone with a kick.

He usually outboxes his opponents and throws kicks to the body or as setups for his combinations.
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>>68128518
mandrama fags came back
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>>68128511
hello fatguy from TAM radio
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>>68128518
>MY SECRET CLUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why are Americans so infatuated with an Irishman?
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>>68128477
>2
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>>68128532
>running around
>schooling

Typical for someone that is from Brazil to say that.
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>>68128496

Pretty fucking poor form desu.

Cruz won the fight and didn't need to be a mutt. Doubt they'll ever rematch either.
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>>68128511

Faber can start breeding kids right now in his gym to fight Cruz when he's 40 and they'll still lose to him.

>F-f-ight my boy Cody No Love'
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>>68128512
He will KO Diaz with a lucky punch. Diaz chin can't hold up forever.
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>>68128546
kek
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>>68128551
Conor is a Featherweight. Nate is a Welterweight. That's a two weightclass difference.
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>>68128547

>Casuals casualing about a meme fighter who lost on 10 days notice
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>>68128552
>being this much of a casual
Bet you also think mayweather is shit and runs around right? :^)
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>tfw you realize your boy will win back his belt because bisping is no match for him
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>>68128550
>Americans

>s
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>>68128558
>Implying Cody the Boxer wouldn't drill the rabbit back into the ground
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>>68128573

>This casual understanding of weight classes

They both weigh around 170 lbs walking around, only difference is that Nate doesn't starve himself to go fight 5'6" manlets then call himself the GOAT
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>>68128581
post-USADA chris stands even a slight chance against natty GOAT bisping
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>>68128573

lmaoing at these lies.
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>>68128556
After the fight Cruz praised Faber while faber was nice but also said "Dom hits hard but not as hard as my boy cody no love", already taking a shot at Dom and trying to promote one of his shitty alpha fails.

Dom is just not a bitch boy that will play it up for the media and try to look nice for faber.
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>>68128577
I think Cruz is shit and runs around.
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>>68128573
Nate is a lightweight who cuts a fair amount to make weight.
Conor is a featherweight who cuts a fuck load to make weight.

They're both natural lightweight fighters, Conor just likes the size advantage at FW. It's not a coincidence he lost the first fight he had against a rangier fighter.
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I just realised conor vs nate 2 is at WW. What the fuck is conor thinking?
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>>68128597
That's because you're a retard 189er
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>>68128597

I think you're a casual who just started watching this sport at UFC 194
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>>68128605
read the thread.
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>>68128598

Why can't they have same day weigh ins to prevent people from cutting weight? Why not just incentivize people fight at their natural body weight?
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>>68128598
who is max holloway
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friendly reminder that based cruiseposter was right yet again
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>>68128606
>muh "I started watching since belfort debut"

Don't deny he runs pussy.
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>>68128605
What do you think he's thinking?

>lost fight at welterweight
>wants to prove he can beat Nate at that exact weight

Not hard

Dont ever talk to me like that again
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>>68128605

Probably thinking about not being a bitch
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Hey /heem/, just wanted to say I'm back from my shopping adventure.

It's fucking pissing down here so much worse, so I did okay leaving when I did.

There was some asian girl there in one of those sort of hippyish knit clingy mini dresses, wtf lol.
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>>68128613
Next challenger for the title.
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Just told my mom after watching Bisping win a belt that I can do anything I want.

She said go get a job.

I says mom shut your whore mouth
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>>68128613
Someone with a much shorter reach than Conor
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>>68128616
Runs the entire division yeah you fucking retard

What exactly do you think the point of him running, is? For the hell of it? Of course you do. You're a fucking retard
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>>68128394
Literally looks like bald Kosheck.
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>>68128623
i read this 5 times and have no idea what you're trying to say
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>>68128632
I have no doubt this actually happened.
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Missus is still pissed that I watched 199 instead of taking her out. Still not talking to me.

>it was worth it
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did he deserve it?
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>>68128636
>he actually thinks this

Because if he doesn't he'll have that 2016 1080p 4K version of that guillotine. Add another retard in your reply to make you any less wrong. Pussy.
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>>68128440
Did you know Thomson's shin was permanently dented from that?

What the hell are the Diaz bro skulls made from?
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>>68128623
Glad you survived senpai. Did you give the BWC?
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>>68128654
>not watching it with you like my girl did

Get a fighter, not a quitter.
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>>68128655
Yes. Esther Lin being banned is shit though, she didn't do anything and she's taken hundreds of the best MMA photos of all time.
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>>68128598
>They're both natural lightweight fighters
Conor didn't cut any weight to make 170. Nate had to cut ~10 lbs to make 170.
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Now will he stop being cocky in the ring?
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>>68128656
>193ers trying to discuss Dominick Cruz's skills and fight style
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>>68128670
He was getting fat on a boat in mexico and not even training
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>>68128678
no
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>>68128678
>"he's flaunting"
>"This upsets me, somebody stop him!!"

Whiny ass twat.
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>>68128655
nah. that should just prove the UFC has a rat who leaks shit early. not ariel's fault. he's just doing his job
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poor cockhold
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>>68128678
After that performance, he'll have to if he ever plans of challenging again because I can guarantee that he won't be a rematch. You can't be a champ for one fight, get KO'd in first round and have a rematch. He'll have to work his way back up.
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>>68128681
He wasn't getting fat he was sick and vomiting profusely everyday. There's also no doubt that not training causes you to lose muscle mass. Nate was lighter than he would have been if he were in Stockton training.
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>>68128388
Moo Saucy got meme'd by a dumb nigger but rebounded

he also knew Lyoto was cheating
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>>68128680
>BR Internet forcing you to wait on that dial-up reply from two hours ago

If only it was as fast as Cruz.
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>>68128678
Nah, he's a piece of shit Chad who got BTFO by BASED BISKING and he can't handle the bantz
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Cesar vs Puppers
When will we see a rematch?
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>>68128581

Rockhold has just been exposed as being weak as piss

And we all know Weidman is slow
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>>68128670
Nate should be at Welterweight but he got memed on by dudes his size so he went to a lower weight division to try to beat up on smaller guys, exactly like Conor did.
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Paige or Hendo's baby girl?
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>>68128696

>Chad

This isn't your /r9k/ hugbox
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>>68128594

chris has a better chin, he never would have gotten wobbled by bispiss
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>>68128695
>that pathetic attempt at bantering
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>>68128683
Henderson is a sack of shit the way he elbows clearly unconscious opponents.
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>>68128712
>wanting to deal with dating Hendo's baby girl

LMAO

Fuck that nigga.
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>>68128656
He outgrappled Cruz the entire time, your stupid point still makes zero sense

You're a fucking casual idiot

Go kill yourself

Retard
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>>68128708
Nate lost 2 fights at Welterweight by decision and won 2 by KO he didn't get memed
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>>68128721
tought guy using cuss words
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>>68128697
did he died?
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>>68128721
Still salty are we?
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>>68128717
>classic gb2r

Nice to see 2012 memes finally got to the dirty water region.
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>>68128729
*He got outgrappled by Cruz the entire time
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>>68128712
with those firm yet thick thighs and the way she can move her hips i'm gonna have to go with paige
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https://amp.twimg.com/v/c6dfa2b3-83da-4daf-97cb-a555bb24b824
This is unironically the greatest thing ever
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>>68128729
>sperging out this hard
Don't pop a vein, pussy. I could outgrapple your faggot ass.
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anyone got a pic of bisbong sitting with the belt at the post fight presser? preferably with a shit eating grin
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>>68128729
>he outgrappled Cruz
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>>68128713
Go to bed Luke.
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>>68128655
FREE ARIEL
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>spicy as fuck all around
>greatest fight pass prelims
>guida losing in last 20 seconds
>penne got slaughtered again
>bobby green slept after shit talking
>old man hendo KO's roid monkey with head kick then backwards elbow
>lombard on the ground forever
>holloway and lamas are just bleed as fuck with a legendary bang sesh
>fabers pants falling down through the entire fight
>fabers second ass revealed
>bisping KO's luke cold
>bisping is the middleweight champion
Am I missing anything? Can we solidify this as one of the greatest cards of all time?
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>>68128739
>sperging so hard you typod

Wonder what it's like to be a Stan.
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>>68128746
>oh no i got btfo, better call him mad!!!!!

How about you pop a bullet in your thick fucking head, retard
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>>68128764
>ariel gets Palestine'd
>Rockhold throws a bitch fit after he cant take the banter
definitely top 5 events of all time
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>>68128773
>ill call him a retard and keep typing Kys!!!!

Take your own advice, pussy.
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>>68128765
>being such a dumb sperg retard sperging out you didn't even notice the first time

lmao
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>>68128746
you lost, uriah. get over it.
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>>68128712
>wanting to get heemed into another galaxy
i think i'll stick with the undercover Bonobo thanks
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why are the Americans so upset?
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if Conor takes the rematch his career is over, he's not cutting to 145 again and losing two in a row to Nate will crush all momentum
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>>68128779
>typing to two different people as if we're the same person

S P E R G
P
E
R
G
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>>68128764
Also they announce Diaz/McNugget 2 and they announce Bork returning to fuck caraway's GF while he watches
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>>68128708
Wouldn't happen to the GOAT
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>>68128590

lol. conor more likely is 160-165 and nate is probably 180. for their fight anyway with conor eating up and nate coming of vacation
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>>68128764

>Am I missing anything

Yes the first Korean - Mexican guy fight, that draw between Spacey and Mutacpic[sic] (Great call by the judges), and Brock being back.
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>>68128778
>no you!!!

God you are so fucking pathetic
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>>68128780
>uriah
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guys this isn't SA, stop calling each other spergs.
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>>68128789
>it wasn't me, I swear!!!!!!!

Take the L
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is there a way to find out what music the fighters used on their walkouts? like the ufc or some autist online keeps track of it?
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>>68128655
Idk, but it's perfectly within their rights. Ariel knew he'd been stepping on toes lately. UFC probably wanted the press through their outlets and not MMAFighting too. That's monetary loss.
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>>68128807
First reply without a retard, impressive. Maybe you'll make it to a gym.
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>>68128800

What excuses will you have when Conor gets humiliated again? He was too busy focusing on Floyd?
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>>68128795
nice framerate makes it so easy to tell what's going on and it's definitely not a worthless gif you should delete right now

thanks john smith
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>>68128752
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>>68128744
imagine how hype that would have been if helwani didn't spoil it
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>>68128818
And you've made another reply that is indicative of someone who should immediately end their life

I suggest you follow up on that and make your parents proud for the first time in their lives
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>this will be the conversation

>"well i was sayin' man "rockholds got his chin up high" and then bisping hit him with that left hook he hit anderson with and OH MY GOD i just couldn't believe my eyes he put luke on QUEER STREET with that hook" *schaub chimes in* "left hook larry" *rogan* "left hook larry is right man bisping has arguably the cleanest left hook at middleweight. all that work with jason parillo sure is paying off" *callen* "how long do you think it would take me to develop a hook like that?" ....
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>>68128708
>>68128823

>Wouldn't happen to the GOAT
better quality
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>>68128744
>Jones being driven
I wonder why lmao.
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>>68128825
>imagine how hype that would have been if helwani didn't spoil it

This. It'd have been so great. I can only imagine the exhilaration the people who woke up to the news feel, but now I had to read about it from some scrummy little tweet.
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>>68128825
Nobody actually expected him to fucking show up at the end of it, you shill
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Is Faber the natty GOAT? He doesn't even take vaccines.
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>>68128821
none. i was the only one yelling stockton at the venue i went to see 196 at and i got drinks thrown at me for it fuck mcmemelord
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>>68128832
>typing like this all of a sudden to prove something

How's the autism?
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Was Hendo's heem last night Top 10?
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>>68128836
I cannot fucking wait for Joe Rogan to retire or die
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Bisping vs Jacare
Luke vs Whittaker and Weidman vs Romero or
Luke vs Weidman 2 and Whittaker vs Romero
Diaz vs Silva
Belfort vs Machida
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>>68128851
I've been telling you to do humanity a favor quite a few times now, kiddo
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>>68128856
>disliking Rogan

Kek
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>Rockhold during the post-fight press conference

that was the best part of the ko
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>>68128856
Just kill yourself. Much quicker.
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>>68128848
That's the point. How hype would it have been if there was no indication at all that they were even considering Brock
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>>68128849
obvious signs of growth hormones
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>>68128856
He should just retire and do fight companions every card 2bh. Would be dope.
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>>68128865
He's shit-tier

Brian Stann does his job better
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>>68128859
Are you having a hard time understanding what I said? I'm quite the teacher if you have learning disabilities.
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>>68128856
Same, screaming roided drugfucked idiot
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>>68128849
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>>68128869
I didn't expect Brock to be in that, at all. I would've had the same reaction since I was skeptical of if he was even returning.

Quit shilling
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>>68128877
agreed
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>>68128655

What did this cunt expect when he leaked that secret?
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>>68128877
Negative.
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>>68128865
it's because he takes Rogan seriously. many fite fans make this mistake and get triggered.
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>>68128879
Not at all. You seem to be having a hard time understanding since you haven't hung yourself yet you waste of fucking life. Your mother is a complete fucking embarrassment to humanity for not aborting you. Your father is equally a pathetic sack of shit, like you, for raising you.

Your entire bloodline is a fucking joke
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BisGOAT is natty p4p best
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>>68128897
>im a navy seal copy pasta response

Lmao
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can someone be MY BOY and link me to the thread where bisbong heemed rocksalt live?
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Lesnar vs overeem
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a1dbaecb-a013-4483-93a0-12228a4489d7.webm

Brock vs Cain with spinny Lesnar
http://webm.land/media/tmp/71f3d5cb-90ab-473a-8492-614ef3ebeee7.web
http://webm.land/media/tmp/cf635ebe-46de-4304-b84f-bba146480471.webm

Someone upload these pls, on mobile.
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>>68128897
tough guy using cuss words
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>>68128913
I didn't say I was navy seal

You seem shook
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>>68128895
He's a hype man. What do you expect from a hype man?
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>>68128884
This is a work safe board. Delete that pic
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So was it the new weight-cutting that led to the great card?
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>>68128697
Cesar is legitimately retarded. Blows my mind that he literally gets paid millions of dollars to broadcast animal abuse.
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>>68128922
>doesn't know the reference
Wew buddy. You're a handful.
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>>68128936
>im only pretending to be retarded

No replicating, reality, retardo.
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>>68128939
>still being confused

I know this is harder than your 9th grade English but I think you can do it.
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>>68128871
this
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>>68128947
Oh I see, you're not trolling. You're just actually retarded

You should fucking hang yourself
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>>68128895
>Needing a commentator to embellish everything
Stann-Anik works better. Stann is a straight shooter and Anik is the soulless shill.
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What are the chances of Browne heeming Velasquez into oblivion?And who should Poirier fight next?Johnson or Cerrone(once he gets ragdolled by Cote) make sense.
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>>68128962
>same response for an hour

I'm at work, I leave in 20 minutes. Meanwhile, you're sitting down at your computer anxiously awaiting the next possibility to say the same thing.

Paaaaaathetic.
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>>68128982
It's a heavyweight fight. Everything is 50\50
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>>68128856
Ur opinion = WGAF
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>>68128988
zzzzzzzz

Try harder in the next life once you claim your own in this one.
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>>68128777
>ariel gets Palestine'd
that made me laugh more than it should have
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Couldn't watch anything today as I was busy having a gf

Tell me what everything that happened or I will HEEM you, peasants
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>>68128982
Yeah i'd say Johnson or maybe Pettis for Poirier
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What's this about Lesnar?
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>>68129001
>this predictable

I got some ocean view Property in Idaho for sale.
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>>68128919
Oops messed up the Lesnar spinny link
http://webm.land/media/tmp/71f3d5cb-90ab-473a-8492-614ef3ebeee7.webm

Someone b a lad and upload these pls
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>>68129009
>having a tiny cock
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>>68129009
>Being so whipped you couldn't watch what was, not even trolling, a Top 3 card of all time and Card of the Decade thus far
You couldn't HEEM a paper bag mate I'll fuckin dink you
GOAT FIGHTS ALL NIGHT
BISKING DRUNK
ROCKHOLD SODIUM OVERDOSE
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>>68129016
He's fighting on 200, looks like against Hunt, will be announced on monday
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>>68128982
Cain beats Browne the stipe desu
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>>68129027
that's a shame lad. Hopefully someone loves you for your personality

>>68129030
you would get fucked up lad. Don't get cheeky
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>>68129009
>not taming her to watch the gods battle

HEEM a shower stall pussy
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>>68129019
You actually thought that made any sense or was even clever in any way

Your wit is about as good as your life is valuable

I suggest you stop trying at both and call it a night

>uhhh cruz is bad becuz uhh
>hahaha uhhh autism
>yeah your english is like uhhh

I can't wait till you fucking kill yourself. I'll be laughing right alongside your worthless parents :)
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>>68129009
Bisping absolutely btfo Cockhold. Luke's salty as fuck. Wouldn't even shake his hand after the presser
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why would the ufc put brock against hunt instead of some can...
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>>68129046
I know you're only talking to me like that because your missus wears the pants kek.
I mean not watching Hendo send a roid monkey to the shadow realm? You fucked up mate.
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>>68129052
I thoughr you actually wised up and ran like your buddy Cruz. Come get sum ya pussy.
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if nate chokes out connor one more time will he end his career?

how do you recover from that
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>>68128407
please bisping I was cheering for you bro.
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>>68129085
You go back to fucking aldo, Mendes and Edgar to reclaim dominance then try going back up, not against nate. Otherwise, he's Silva status.
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>>68129072
>i thoughr

You are such a stupid aspie
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>>68129085
>how do you recover from that

fight at featherweight or just do meme fights in sold out Dublin arenas.
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>>68129099

He is already ducking Edgar.
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>>68129099
>Otherwise, he's Silva status
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>>68129067
Agreed, Brock is absolutely not ready to fight ranked heavyweights, he will get destroyed
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>>68129032
That's crazy. Looking forward to it.

>Lesnar comes back from retirement and fights before Punk ever does after being signed for years

How were the threads when Bisping got the KO?
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>>68129128
get a dog bro
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>>68128440
Nick help I am fighting a guy at the same weight.
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>>68128422

lol the fuck was that
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>>68128422
this is how i fight
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>>68129099
kek Holloway will perma HEEM him
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>>68129009
>Not making that bitch watch with you, no matter how bored she gets

LEL fucking shit cunt, I'll see you in the Octagon soon.
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>>68129138
The live thread is still up:
>>68118274
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>>68129169
Awesome. Thank you.
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>>68129182
Your welcome
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so how does conrad finish bork at 200?
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Who will they feed to Brock?
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>>68129056

to be fair bisping came in late with a beer then started instantly talking shit
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>>68129216
kek can i watch this anywhere
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>>68129225
my place
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"you're a fucking faggot"

what did bisbong mean by this?
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>>68129216
Rockhold was talking shit like a pussy before Bisping even got there
>He's a maggot
>I'll fucking kill him

Champs can arrive when they want.
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So I just woke up, checked the results like an imbecile instead of just enjoying my media blackout until i download the torrent and yeah, I just realized what in the fuck happened.

I dare say I'm kinda happy about Bisping getting his own cinderella-ish story and whatnot. But god dammit Luke!
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>>68129215
Carwin.
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>>68129236
That Luke and Cuckmier share Jons cock.
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>>68129215
One punch will narrowly miss Brock and he will go fetal.
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It's the perfect time for bisbong to retire now desu
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>>68129215

Fedor
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>>68129260
I think he could beat Jacare. He has sharper punches and good TDD.
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>>68129215
It isn't a feed it's a one off to beef up 200 PPV buys. It'll be Fedor or Mir. Cap this.
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>>68129215
>"bring in the Schaub"
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>>68129260

why not take the pay day?
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>>68129295

He doesn't beat any of the top 5, I still can't believe he won.
>>
Have we heard what Joe Rogan thinks about all this?

Need a podcast link now
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>>68128443
you guys realize overeem was fully roided there right?

going to the body of a guy with an intestinal disease...

it's not really a knock against brock that he lost so....
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>>68129312
>Doesn't believe in the Natty GOAT.
Fuck off you new zealand kant this is the land of Bisking.
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>>68129322
>only the people who get caught are on steroids, the ufc is totally clean, i swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68128444

Helwani is a punk muslim frenchie

he's always acting and bullshitting and being a douche bag and trying to slide in slick questions
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>>68129322

Brock is all natural, I think he's on a gluten free diet and just takes fish oil supplements.
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>>68129328
good post
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>>68128477
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/left%20hand.webm/

How fucking much are you going to post that webm?

wew, Conor hit him. Big fucking deal.
>>
He did beat nr 1 just a few hours ago tho
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>>68129312
fuck off we're full
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>>68129301
>Schaub makes 10 mil
>KO Lesnar in round 1
>BTFO mandrama
>wears TFATK merch to the cage
>tells dana and reebok to suck his big brown dick in the post-fight speech
>callen, schaub, and rogan sing big dick bandits
B A S E D S C H A U B
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yah know mark hunt durn to brock

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/round-6-dana-white-tells-mark-hunt-to-stay-ready-for-ufc-200/news-story/f0fcc4506519a2d3ce35d550704dcbf7
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>>68129328

It's nice he got to be champ and is probably clean, but he's the worst ufc champ in the last 10 years. He gets absolutely dismantled by whoever he fights next.
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>>68129356
hahaha would be so epic schau/b/ro!!
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>>68129322
Reem is still as good if not better now. Lesnar despite being disease-free is also an old fuck who's been play fighting in man soap operas the past few years. MMA passed him by
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>>68128296
>>Michael "the cunt" Bisping wins

Butthurt yanks can't handle the fisticuff bants.

I laughed so hard when I realised that the surfer bro faggot was getting heemed by "pillow" fists Bisping.
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>>68129353
>defending a literal muslim

no u
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>>68129370
>hates schaub
>posts trap
sounds about right
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>>68129367
Talking about Luke?
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>>68129377
cool meme wanna touch the tips of our dicks together
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>>68129370

Who is she?
>>
>>68129367
WE'LL SEE AFTER YOUR SUSPENSION IS UP

BUDDEH
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>>68129384
Let the liking Schaub meme die already, it was never funny.
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>>68129395
lmao my dude
schaub is eternal
sorry
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>>68129370
who's the slag?
>>
Rockholds face when Bisping starts calm Cruz and Faber in press con. "Peace and love".
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HAHA, LUKIE FLUKIE DIED COZ HE IS A PUKIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEKHOLD BTFO
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>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
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>>68129330
>>68129335

overeem popped on roids, the UFC test

brock has passed the NCAA, NFL, UFC, and WWE steroid tests...

on top of that, overeem's brother is a juice pig, and he started his career at 205

Brock was skinny 200 pounds in high school....it's so fucking racist to hear people negate the fact he's a physical freak, he's 99th percentile, once in a generation type of athlete, people he's wrestled against in the NCAA have superb owl rings as offensive linemen, overeem isn't anywhere near that type of athlete, overeem is 220ish pounds naturally, brock is 280-290, brock was a 200 pound teenager so....

please display some hint or evidence that brock's on roids

it's not a negative that roided up overeem who had to cut weight to make 265 beat his surgically repaired and rotting intestines up, it doesn't make lesnar a shitty fighter to lose that way

>>68129373
>Reem is still as good if not better now.
everyone is better at jackson wink...big deal, he still has no chin and brock will out wrestle him
>Lesnar despite being disease-free is also an old fuck who's been play fighting in man soap operas the past few years.
he's 38, same age as the majority of the top 10 lol and hasn't been getting concussed, you have no idea if he's been training MMA, he doesn't wrestle every week like the regular WWF plebs, he's big time
>MMA passed him by
he's same age as werdum and has way better genetics
>>
who /believeyoume/ here?
>>
>>68129409
wow what an ugly girl to be taking a photo with....

Really questioning big brown now...
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>>68129432

>brock has passed the NCAA, NFL, UFC, and WWE steroid tests

lmao tbqh famz
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>>68129432
>WWE steroid tests...
lmao nice bait my dude
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>>68128836
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>>68129432
>WWE steroid tests
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>>68129442
better lookin' than ur mum m8
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>>68129466
hnng

she is my fetish, I need more
>>
>>68129458

niccce
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>>68129216
>Rockhold is a mental midget who can't handle the bants at all

Explains why all he does is surf and talk shit about fighters, if he has to stick around long enough to listen to them he gets all butthurt about it.

I hope they have Bisping fight Jacare next and let the California Cuckhold fight Vitor again, would be 10/10 would roid again if Vitor knocks his ass out again.
>>
>>68129452
>>68129461
>>68129446

the bait was calling you people racist you dipshit

the WWF has to take a hard stance on roiders every now and again because they can't have another federal trial or inquiry on vince mcmahon dealing steroids again after chris benoit murdred his family and himself, they gotta sacrifice a lam every now and again, they actually have to pretend to have more of a steroid policy than the NCAA

>>68129466
Actually she's not, my mom was a fucking smoke show at the same age, not some every day LA fake bimbo that are a dime a dozen in hollywood
>>
Rockhold probably lost on purpose, he was obsessed with getting that vitor re-match and it was never going to be for the title.
>>
>>68129474
>Schaub got to come inside this
literally a fertility goddess. props to Schaub for dropping hogda and picking up some HIGH TEST. hes the hero heem deserves
>>
>>68129466
very average mestizo latina with fake tits who cleaned up for a night. and not even well, look at how heavily her face is powdered.
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>>68129562
>hes the hero heem deserves

no the fuck he's not, she's 1 out of 500,000 women in LA that look like that, she's a dime a dozen and a basic bitch
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>>68129518
Post pics of mom then
>>68129562
>Schaub gets her
>Travis stuck with obese suicidal Ronda
Schaub won in life 2bh
>>
Lads I really did not see bisbong winning this one. Good for him desu, he's always been just a top5 gatekeeper.
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>>68129584
Travis, are you on vacation in Vancouver?
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>>68129583
>>68129584
fuck off r9k, take your autism back there
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>>68129562
>hes the hero heem deserves

A no chin flabby beaner with a twink haircut is the hero heem deserves? No wonder the only decent Kiwi fighter was a Samoan who would sooner be called an Aussie than a Kiwi, you're all gay cringey faggots.
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>>68129634
SCHAUB = GOD
HEIL SCHAUB
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>just woke up
>watched the event


HOLY FUCK BASED BONG WTFFFF
>>
>>68129610
Why doesn't Travis leave her? Can't he do better? Would she really kill herself if he left?
>>
Who the fuck are your plastic champs yanks?

>trains for like 6 months
>brit trains for 17 days and HEEMS THE FUCK out of your champ

get your shit and your shitty sport together, MMA will never be as good as boxing at this rate
>>
>>68129610
>Post pics of mom then
she's in her mid 50's and looks like shit now compared to my dad at the same age

>>68129620
>>68129627
again, she's an average fake tits california mexican mix thing, she's a dime a dozen, nothing special about her, he';s not a ladies man because he's with her, in fact she's a detriment to his virility as a slut fucker
>>
>>68129627
>muh r9k

you're projecting lad. she's an average looking latina and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>
>>68129677
>unironically being this /r9k/
>talking about how hot your mom is
this is getting weird dude
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>>68129660
Did anyone here make some cheeky bets? They could've cleaned up well on Bisping.
>>
Good morning /heem/. I just woke up. Unironically what did I miss? Which fights should I watch?
>>
>>68129670
watch the dave chappelle skit about oprah
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>>68129698
>feels threatened by disagreement
>begins metaposting

everyone you know thinks you're a weak little bitch
>>
>>68128734
damn daniel
>>
>>68129701
>tfw betted on Bong when the odds were 900plus
Glorious shekels
>>
>>68129701
With all the memes so far this year I'm inclined to believe DC will beat Jon Jones in the rematch
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>>68129698
>unironically being this /r9k/
you would know wtf that means...I don't because I'm not a virgin

she's a dime a dozen LA ho, she wears forever 21 at the clubs and doesn't buy drinks
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>>68129704
ur not bangbro dont try that just woke up shit
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>>68129677
Damnit drake get off the internet desu
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>>68128734
he caught roid monkey with one of those too lol
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>>68129704
bisping got submitted in the first
faber ko'd dom in rnd 4
other than that mostly boring decisions.. holloway lost to lamas etc
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>>68129724
tell me about israel
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>>68129719
I tip your wages yeh
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>>68129734
unironically just did, haven't watched any fight
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>>68129729

if DC KO's Jon and then Rumble/Glover,is he the goat LHW?
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>>68129724
Hows Jerusalem man? I only know abou it through h3.
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>>68129758
Unironically yes
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>>68129731
Uh excuse me, this is a bully-free zone
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>>68129738
just because you're a fucking loser who's never been around actual hot women and you drool over make up and fake tits doesn't negate the fact that she's a fucking dime a dozen LA no talent

she ain't shit, she's nothing special, he's fucking weak for getting her pregnant like the pleb he is

I guarantee he's got that basic bitch muhamed ali t shirt on the next podcast that all the MMA douche bags wear, all that "retro" fighter gym training shit.....gag me with a spoon (that's what 90's girls say)
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>>68129758
Just beating Jones will do that
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>>68129777
lmao you're alright lad, take a rest and come back in a few hours fresh
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>UFC can't keep a marketable champion for more than 6 months
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>>68129747
>>68129760
Jerusalem a shit. Tel Aviv is ok. Overall shit country to live in unless you have lots of shekels
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>>68129801
I seriously think that guy is a virgin or something, also, how would a canadian know about Cali?
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>>68129801
it just goes to show you how much of a loser shaub is to knock her basic ass up, first pair if fake tits that lets him hit it from the back and he blows his load in her....

but look who he runs with, rogan's a fucking TRT manlet who's bald with a european hag syndrome dyke wife

and brian callen's a fucking 1950's bisexual
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>>68129777

too much maple syrup mate? take a fucking look at the way you're carrying on and wake up to yourself before you make even more of a fool of yourself

and i've got a huge dick, so i can fucking talk this kind of smack
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>>68129816
I lived there for 5 years cock sucker

just because you never leave the basement doesn't mean your projections are reality for everyone else

>muh rk9
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>>68129817
i agree
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>>68128678


>getting KTFO'd by Bisbong
>slouches sadly against the cage as Rogan interrogates him about his hubris


my keks left orbit tbqhf
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it hasn't even sunk in bisping is the middle weight champ

its fucking crazy and i think he can beat the aligator
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I bet Hendo was sat at that press conference watching Rockhold and Bisping go back and forth just thinking "I could heem every here".
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>>68129817
>>68129827
go trane some UFC, burn off some heat my man, relax
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>>68129847
>its fucking crazy and i think he can beat the aligator

2 juice pigs in a row?
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>>68129701
>Cormier loses title
>Cain loses to Browne
>Khabib gets sentenced to lifetime in prison for terrorist assault implications

AKA on suicide watch confirmed
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>>68129855
fuck you buddy

you're the fucking loser thinking schaub's old lady is something special

now you don't want to chat shit and get spicy banged online?

I'm fucking off to tim hortons soon for a spicy ice coffee hash brown and fucking egg mcmuffin with cheese

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO BROTHER WHEN CANAKEKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUU

>me on the left
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>>68129883
I like it my man, a little abstract for my shitposting preferences, but it was some good laughs. Good posting with you canuck
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>>68129779
do you mean literal goat or best lhw?

cos dc will never be lhw goat
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>>68129883
isn't tim hortons the lowest tier coffee place?
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>mfw I could HEEM cuckhold any day of the week
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hope our brave tabloids pick up on the bisping story and it spreads like wild fire then we vote out and england wins euros t b h
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damn dustin won again the only fighter i hate more is mark hunt
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Bisping? More leik BisKING!
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Can someone dump all the webms in order?

Also have we reached a consensus on helwani? I think he could've waited until after the promo, but the excitement of breaking news that big is understandable.
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>>68129922
>hating Mark Hunt

most low test nu-male beta opinion I have ever heard
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>>68129935
TMZ will hire that rat in a heart beat
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>>68128296
Pillow fists bringing the bants as per
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>>68129915
He would just come back and fucking kill you
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>>68129423
>>68129390
Lana Rain if I'm not mistaken
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>>68129935
I mean, it's not his fault someone told him the news. UFC should get mad at the source not the reporter
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>>68129946
Hunt is a faggot tumblrina
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>>68129964
RARE
A
R
E
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>>68129148
sa wad dee krap
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Alri lads, Bisping here

Cockhold's NEVER getting this belt back
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>>68129897
I actually shit talked it mightily yesterday with a good friend

They for years have taken advantage of their stance in Canadian culture. It's actually sickening, they sell tassimo and kurig shit, but it's extremely overpriced considering....like wtf Canada doesn't even grow coffee beans and there has never been a mention of where their coffee comes from. So that being said, you are blatantly and up front paying for a brand name...it's disgusting. They've also gone so far away from their home cooked food feel, I was gone for 5 years, came back, they're basically mcdonalds tier now when it comes to food. They do stupid shit like price maple flavored things higher than the same drink without maple flavor and call it Canadian this or that. When burger king (owned by warren buffett) purchased Tim Hortons the first thing he did was raise the price of coffee by 10 cents...doesn't seem like a lot but shit, he probably increased revenue by 10% and nobody blinked. Also they are stingy as fuck when it comes to giving you bags to put your food in, if you get a combo or meal, they will literally hand you a hash brown with a 1/2 sleeve on it and the burger wrapped in the flat paper and you're just left to hold onto them separately. Instead of putting them in a bag so you can close the bag and your hashbrown doesn't fall the fuck out of it's sleeve onto the floor. They're just cheap parasites praying on Canadians who still 100% associate the place with hockey and the family vibe hockey has to many Canadians.

At this point the only alternatives are local spots without drive thrus and starbucks, which is just too overpriced
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>>68129946
hunt got mad irl because a kid said 'nigga' in a video game. and not even as a slur, just the way kids say 'sup nigga' and shit.
>>
>>68129215
It would be a good pay day for Fedor if he could just sign the fucking contract
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It feels good for my homeland to finally have a UFC champ
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>>68129983
gg Count
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>USADA comes into play
>Weidman and Cuckhold are now suddenly shit
>natty Bisping becomes champ
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Name a fighter with more heart than BisGOAT
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>>68129729

Jones looked like shit in the OSP fight. Wouldn't be surprised at all.
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>oh my goodness
>oh my goodness
>this is why this is a crazy sport ladies and gentlemen

joe rogan's commentary for the bisping victory was embarrassingly bad. he needs to go now
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>>68130005
>>68130005
USADA is paid by the UFC

they're not a government agency operating independently

the UFC pays them handsomely to do tests

If they fuck around and hand a positive test to the athletic commission without dana and uncle lorenzo's go ahead they're fired and lose some gusto in the world they make money in
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>>68130028
>he needs to go now

only person to replace him is bas rutten....
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>tfw people are texting me and bothering me

Fucking normies that doesn't understand the true European fight fan lifestyle where you either have to wake up in the middle of the night or just don't go to sleep at all.
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who /AverageBloke/ here?
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>>68130037
I love Bas but they really should get a native English speaker
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>>68130030


Yeah that's why they popped Mirko so he couldn't headline the Croatian card, makes sense.
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bisping is gonna talk so much shit to his sons
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>>68130044
speak for yourself northerner
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>>68130017
Is that Mike Goldberg excitedly jumping up from his Announcer chair at the end cause Bisping won?
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>>68130028
I sincerely want Rogan to fuck off and die

Did anyone give a shout out to that dead Muslim boxer?

>>68130038
>having people contacting you
>owning a phone
>calling other people 'normies'
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>>68130049
>Yeah that's why they popped Mirko so he couldn't headline the Croatian card, makes sense.

what I said is true though, USADA is paid by the UFC, they're employed by them....you can say what you want, they aren't a government run organization and they are paid by the UFC
>>
>Getting your chin deleted by Bisbing

kek'd
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>>68130026
when?

round 1?
round 2?

when?
>>
"Ariel was never my friend."

t. Dana white
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>>68130017
Pausing it at 8-9 second mark for dumbfounded rockholdt face and super excited Goldberg
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>>68130049
Mirko never popped for anything you goof, his tests even came back clean

After he got tested he told them he used, and still didnt test positive
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>>68130049
>http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2015/9/9/9271811/can-boxing-trust-usada

>The collection agents found evidence of an IV being administered to Mayweather. Bob Bennett, the executive director of the Nevada State Athletic Commission, which had jurisdiction over the fight, says that USADA did not tell the commission whether the IV was actually being administered when the agents arrived. USADA did later advise the NSAC that Mayweather’s medical team told its agents that the IV was administered to address concerns related to dehydration.

I actually have a reason for saying this though, the article is what it is
>>
>>68130087

When did he look shit?

He never looked good
>>
dan henderson is one the of the best physical athletes in ufc history. period
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>>68130111
Same shit you autist.
>>
>>68130079
yeah too bad they're not honest like government officials lol
>>
>>68130118
and they didnt let Manny take a brufen for his shoulder.
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what happened to that idiot helwani?
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>>68130128

I wanna be 45 and still heeming people just like him
>>
>tfw your boy finally does it
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>>68130162
got ejected from the media room before the main event and told he was banned for life from UFC because he reported on Brock a few hours before the actual announcement
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>>68130173
feels great

>>68130177
oh god that's almost as good as rogan getting banned that makes my day
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>>68130131
>>68130144
do you niggars forget the cavanagh screenshot from his phone that was from "conor trouble" and said "may be best if he sat out for a while" or some shit?

diaz told everyone mcgregor was on steroids....how would diaz know? because he's got roiders around him like jake shields...shields would probably know 1st, 2nd or 3rd hand the dude who would be juicing up mcgregor when he;s in vegas or LA

it's no different than barry bonds being walked intentionally because his peers know he's a juice pig

juice pigs know juice pigs
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Post the JUSTed Ariel's please.

I can feel his butthurt eminating from here, dude won't be allowed to cover the biggest card of the year and he's a Brock man drama fag.
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>>68130173
tears of joy lad, can't keep a good man down.
>>
>>68130207
oh i don't trust usada, i just thought your government line was funny
>>
>>68130216
His poxy show is gonna die when UFC fighters are barred from going it.
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>>68130233
Eugene and Kid Nate are the future.
>>
>>68130216
i'm sure he'll use his connections to nose his way back in with the ufc
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>>68130247
*talk like i'm ghetto voice*
>Eugene, you're Ri--ha-nna
mmmmmmmaaaaahaaaaaa
>>
that scumbag florian didn't get fired ariel will probably be ok
>>
>>68130247
They were hardbanned before it was cool.
>>
>>68130287
Florian has UFC connections and always has been a company guy, Ariel spoiled the return of Brock and I'm sure UFC spent a substantial amount of money on that ad. I can see where they are coming from.
>>
>>68130216
>he's a fag.
ftfy

he always does the whiny female child voice and pretends to be innocent and stupid when asking fighters questions he shouldn't

french muslim faggot, speaking of that, he's on his knees 5 times a day, how fitting
>>
Can't believe Rockhold fucked up so bad. What the hell was he thinking.
>>
>>68130318
>muslim
>>
>>68130335

>Fucked up

He got USADA'd
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>>68130318
He's Jewish
>>
>>68130318

He has literally the most Jewish nose every.

>Muslim
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>>68130335
He thought he could outbox the superior boxer.
>>
Doesn't hbo prosecute people who leak spoilers for game of thrones?

Ariel is lucky he only got banned and not sued.
They went easy on him desu.
>>
>>68130017
unironically paige
>>
>>68130382
>getting punched by rose and escaping poorly applied subs is the same as fighting the best male fighters in the world
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>>68130335
Wrote Bisbong off as an old man and forgot about old man power.
>>
Wake up Luke, its all over.
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>When the fight was over I thanked you
>I pick you off the canvas but you came up to me and started saying DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

>YE GOT KNOCKED OUT YE SHOOT UP YE SIT DOWN

Wow, I hope Bisping will have cancer and die, what a major fucking cunt.
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>>68130415
>getting knocked out by bisping
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>>68130415
i have testicular cancer and i find this comment offensive and inappropriate
however, i won't report you because there are way worse things in life, such as testicular cancer
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>>68130415

Rockhold is a cunt though
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when will he apologize to connor?
>>
Michael Bisping lost to Thales Leites.
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>>68130335
>What the hell was he thinking.
fuck im the best, fuck im the best, fuck look at me im good, fuck im the best, fuck im the best
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>>68130415
>Chris Weidman's face when this whole evening
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>>68130342
>>68130358
>>68130368

yeah...he's jewish, sure he is lads....

he's a fucking muzzo from montreal
>>
Conceive
Believe
Achieve
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>>68130415
>Dana, 50 geez baby!
>>
Reminder Luke had a torn MCL and would have been able to avoid that left hook if he had 100% power in his leg to back out from the exchange
>>
>>68130173
Didn't he say that after Dan stole his soul with his KO?
>>
if someone wouldve told me 5 years ago that bisping would become champ and he would do it by ko'ing the other guy I would laugh at your face and spam tom cruise pics all day

man what a sport
>>
rockhold's glass jaw exposed
>>
bisping ko'ing rockhold is so surreal to me wtf i bought into rockhold hype hard
>>
>>68130542

>buying into the Rockhold meme
>>
>>68130409
>tfw meme magic is real
>>
>>68130558
>he thinks bisping will be a legit champ
>he doesnt think that this was a fluke
bisping will get destroyed by the next guy who fights him

cap this
>>
>>68130446
How is he? He's a nice surfer guy who'd befriend anyone in real life. Bisping is some cunt who talks shit non-stop "just bantz m8". Luke's never done anything except talk bad about Belfort.
>>
Was that the first time bisping has ever knocked anyone out?
>>
>Lesta win the league
>Bisbong wins the title

Who can even stop us from winning the Euros
>>
>>68130542
Chris Weidman left some meme in his system with that spinning kick and it was enough to make Rockhold a meme himself
>>
>>68130572
go lift some more weights
>>
>>68130572
probably, his motivation for the past ~15 years is gone
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what did he mean by this
>>
>>68130597
its that /heem/ poster that went to the event
>>
>>68130597
california btfo
>>
>>68130597
shook from that moment on
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>Salty Luke Rocksalt
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>>68130597

gsp back at it again
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new thread?
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>>68130577
Yeah I think it's the first time he's ever actually knocked someone out, just a couple tko's besides that.
>>
Dan Henderson would smash Michael Bisping in a rematch. Give him a shot.
>>
nre thread

>>68130648

>>68130648
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>>68128744
That's a damn good promo
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