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/heem/ THE NATTY GOAT


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Is the rest of the world even trying?
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first for gay sport
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bork
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>>68130648

1st for gas ariel
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What did Bisping mean by this?

>getting heemed by Bisping
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>Rest of the world finally off the gas
>England suddenly champs

hmmmm
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no one can take that left hand larry shot
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>>68130672
he will be forever haunted by this loss
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aka is done
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First for this is a bad dream
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SPICY BANGERS
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>bisping champion

Lmao what's next Diego Sanchez becoming the lw champion ?
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>>68130675

in one division via fluke and ohio got their first championship before you
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>>68130689
how did this fight go
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>>68130672
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
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>>68130689
hardest puncher in the division
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Who gonna fight brak Laser?
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>>68130709
me
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>>68130709
Fedor
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>>68130697

>Fluke

Or we are finally on a level playing field
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>>68130703
it's on mma core
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>>68130709
artem
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Guys, a girl psychologically told me that she will let me bang. What do?
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Thread Theme

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>>68130683
especially since bisping is gonna lose the belt in his first defense against literally anyone else so cuckhold will never get to reheem himself

calling it now, next middleweight titlefights will be:
bisping vs. silva 2
silva vs. weidman 3
weidman vs. rockhold 2
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>>68130717
Fajdor fight in June tough
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>>68130720

>fluke

yeah he couldn't do it again. probably not 9 out of 10, irrelevant now but he won't hold the belt for long, bisping loses to every MW in the top 5.
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>>68130731
Bang
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So this was bisping's first ever legit knockout right?

And is Anderson the only one who can take that left hand shot?


>>68130721
Fight pass you mean
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>>68130748

>being this delusional

Go get some sleep Luke
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>>68130743
silva hasn't won in three years no way he gets a shot
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10403351
http://www.strawpoll.me/10403351
http://www.strawpoll.me/10403351
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>>68130709
Pat Barry Rose confirmed it
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>>68130731
Give her that sweet ficki ficki dick. Her mouth is saying no but her eyes are saying yes.
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I had a gut feeling about last night. Same with Werdum vs Miocic, Silva vs Bisping and this one.

MY BOYS? WHERE DO I BET ONLINE? I've made pretty good predictions so far but there's no place to bet here and I need one on the internet.

Recommend some for me lads.
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Jacare vs Bisping
Weidman vs Romero
Rockhold vs Silva


Book it Dana
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BisKING
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>you will never be as salty as Luke Cuckedhold
His tears are like sweet honey. From smug tv interviews talking about half round KO's and how much of a samurai he was to seething with his arms crossed like a petulant autist, calling Based Bong a maggot. S&W retirement plan is def on the cards boys
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>>68130747
Exactly they're gonna pull him off that one and put him on 200 two weeks later.
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What an incredible night of fights, and Bork is back, and Nate vs Conor is official.

Dana bless.
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Friendly reminder that the first fight would have gone the same way if Rockhold didn't headbutt Bisping early.
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>>68130786
Hard to believe. But if that is true I will have a permaboner for a couple of months
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>>68130784
BAWAHAHA
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Face it: Luke Rockhold is a better fighter that Bisping
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>>68130814
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>>68130814

FACT Bisbing deleted his chin
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>You now realize that Hendo HEEM'd Roidard so hard he couldn't even attend the presser
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>>68130648

i got a visit from the police this morning because i lost my shit so much when bisping won last night that i pissed off like 3 different neighbours.

i fucking love this sport.
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>>68130805
Would Russia even be mad if he got pulled off an efn card to fight Brock Lesnar?

It's happening lads, I can feel it.
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>>68130814
I want to see immediate rubber match, Luke will learn a lot of caution from this upset
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>>68130814
Be careful.
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>>68130814
>Getting slept by a fighter worse than you
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>68130648
Just saw the fights
aint that some shit
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>>68130814
Face it: Luke Rockhold got BTFO by a middle-aged fighter with a 2 week camp
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>tfw rockholds fan can never show his face in /heem/ again
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>>68130847
>living in a council flat
I'm just glad you found a little happiness in your bleak life, brother
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>bisping retires with the belt
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>>68130763
silva literally knocked out bisping three months ago and then lost the decision
the fight would make a shit ton of money and silva defending the championship again even more

other than weidman who is injured or an immediate rematch with rockhold after his suspension, who else is there? mousasi is already scheduled, machida and belfort come off losses as well. souza has literally zero marketing value. i would jizz myself if they gave henderson a shot

but you're right of course, they're most likely just gonna wait for rockhold or weidman
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>>68130847
I just finished that movie, weird timing to see a .gif of it on /heem/ of all places.
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>>68130784
> Bisping talking shit even after losing the first fight is just "lel bantz m8"
> Rockhold saying anything whatsoever is "smug asshole"
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BisGOAT should go up to 205 and heem Jon Jones.
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>>68130889

>silva literally knocked out bisping three months ago

But he didn't
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>>68130876
I will stand by my boy 4eva
What a crazy year of fights though holy shit, maybe Bisping really is the natty goat
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its going to be Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk

brock is going to F5 punk through the ring and into the core of the earth and if you believe in jesus you can believe in this too
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>>68130896
Watch the fight again m8
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B T F O
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>>68130907

>Never went out
>Was talking to Herb
>'KO'd'

Fucking casual
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>>68130896
when you drop like a sack of potatoes after getting kneed in the face, i'm gonna call it a knockout
he was literally saved by the bell
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>>68130922
>mfw a pillowfisted Brit heems me
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Michael Bisping is unironically the greatest natural fighter in UFC history
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>>68130922

>Luke JUSThold
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>>68130903
What if I don't believe in Jesus?
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>>68130814
He got knocked out in the first round by a guy with "pillow fists" and one eye.
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CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>68130927
Dude he was dead on the floor after that knee, was literally limp for a second or two
Anyone got a webm?
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>>68130929
doesn't really matter what you call it though it wasn't a ko
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>>68130942
neither does bisping and he's the GOAT
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Rogan sounded dejected on commentary when bisping got the win lmao
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>>68130922
>tfw you get BisKING'd
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>fluke Rockhold can't even defend the belt once
>gets heemd in the first round
>wants an instant rematch
Lmao
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>>68130922
>>68130938
>>68130953
delete these
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>>68130961

No he wasnt you cunt

He got up and WON THE FUCKING FOURTH ROUND
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>>68130648
What would happen if Jones vs Bispong supermach happen and Bispings son says Jones will ko Bisping?
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>tfw I can relate with Ariel because I too have been banned
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>>68130743
since people already dislike rockhold (except my wife) if he doesn't get a rematch every accomplishment he make people will just meme with
>"KOd by 10 day dad bod brit bong in first round lol"
disappointing 'cause luke was shaping up to be the next p4p goat
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>>68130989
jones would toss him around and choke him out
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>>68130989
>betting against their dad
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>>68131003
Damn that sounds pretty cucked
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>>68131018

>When you nut but he keeps punching
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>>68131003
That's what he gets for fighting cocky with no defense. Cocky fighters really are getting BTFO in recent years. Fighters refuse to quit it though.
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Would you go?
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I hope Bisping's sons have learned an important lesson.
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>>68130703

the roidy dyke let go barrage after barrage of punches and never tired....so compared to every single other man's fight and the fact that men are physically better than women

expecting her to piss something like the blood from the creature in the "alien" movies isn't out of the question
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The saddest part is that Weidman is STILL probably going to get the next title shot
UFC can't resist that America vs the world shit
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>>68130814
Cuckhold is just lucky he didn't have to fight Weidman again
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>>68130922


>mfw I realise I've made a terrible mistake
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>>68130709
Jon Jones. DC will pull out and bork will use his NCAA wrestling to somehow win a decision. /sp/ and /asp/ implode from shitposting and have to be nuked
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>>68130929
ur a fuckhead that knee was a cheapshot when bisping was talking to the ref
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>>68131034
Those kids are gonna cop a life time of banter from Bisping now.
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Can't wait for Brock Lesnar vs Tobiad BorDeaux
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>>68131003
>p4p goat
Just accept Mighty Mouse as your lord and savior.
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>>68130953
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
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>Reminder Luke had a torn MCL and would have been able to avoid that left hook if he had 100% power in his leg to back out from the exchange
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>>68131031
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>>68131066

well, ultimately it was bispings fault because "protect yourself at all times"

and ultimately it shows how much of a chin bisping really has.
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>>68131078
>bro mighty mouse would totally beat any champion if he were their size
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>>68131067
i laughed so hard when he hugged his daughter then his son was looking to embrace and bisping pushed him aside for his wife
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>>68131078
Midgets don't count.
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>>68131083
>Do you know where you are?
>Do you know where you are buddy?
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>>68131034
His eldest son picked him though, posted a whole thing on Reddit about no-one thinking his dad could do it a few days ago
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>>68131094
wHat, he hugged all of them in turn
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>>68131067
Good. Bisping would die for those brats.
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>>68131103
Link please
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>>68131033
yeah man, Faber knows how to party.
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>tfw your boy becomes the MW champ
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So what makes brits such a dominating nation and americucks such weak cucks?
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>>68130929

SILVA IS A BITCH

WILL TAKE A CHEAP SHOT

HE KNEW HE WAS LOSING

HE WAS GETTING CLOCKED LEFT AND RIGHT

STILL GOT ROCKED BY A WOBBLY BISPING

SILVA OVERRATED LIKE FEDOR FOUGHT FAVORABLE COMPETITION LOL
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>>68131033
I bet he did have a lot of fun there after the loss and coming off the Adrenaline Rush and starting to feel all the injuries
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>>68131121
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4lzqaf/my_dad_fights_for_the_ufc_middleweight_title_on_2/
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>>68131118
Lmao no, he pushed his son away to hug his wife before him.

Not like it's matter, his son is like 16 or something.
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Putting the flag banter aside for a minute lads, was that one of the best cards from top to bottom ever?
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Why was Ariel excommunicated by the UFC?
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>>68130938
>hello darkness, my old friend
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>>68131152
Are we not talking about during his walk in? because I just double checked it and he hugged them all in turn and gave each of them a kiss on the temple
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>>68131175
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>>68131133

Superior island genes
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>>68131175
I think it was because he broke the Brock thing before the UFC did.
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>>68131133
most people with a good life in england stayed in england

it's mainly the failures that left their home countries for the uSA
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>>68131180
Yea, I misunderstood you. But, his son went for the hug before the wife and Bisping pushed him away.
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>>68131180
it was here, my players being shit so cant get the exact moment but you can see it
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>>68130922
>Le sleepy samurai
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Can we say future champion or what?
Made a fight with Ricardo Lamas look like a mismatch
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>>68131158
For me it was. Starting from the early prelims to the main event...almost all Fights were spectacular and exciting.
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>>68131207
Oh fair enough, I skipped the post fight interview because I didn't want to hear a brit talk shit
i'm not mad by the way i was never mad fuck you
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what was dominick cruz's walkout song?
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>>68131234
it was shit
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>>68131234
Some autistic dubstep shit
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>>68131230
Strickland vs Breese was the only outright bad one imo, and even then it wasn't that dull, just devoid of dramatic moments.
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>>68131217

shame we will never get to see him vs conor 2.

although him vs aldo should be great.
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>>68131217
so did Chad Mendes. He very well looks like it though, but who knows how he'll do against Frankie/Aldo/Conor
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>>68131217
that island trash lost to a one legged mcgregor
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>>68131234
Hip to be square
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>>68131260
Yeah, when he was 21 years old. Holloway looks better every fight.
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u guys are trolls
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Really looking forward to Heavy Hands this week.
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Hendo vs Cuckhold?
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>>68130941
this picture should always accompany that nickname
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Rockhold v Belfort 2 seems to be the logical match up IMO
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>>68130784
>tfw a Bong was drunk near me
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lads I tear up whenever I see Bisping celebrating with his family :3
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>>68131301
Jacare is the clear contender, however the fags will probably give it to Weidman
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>>68131280
Dr. Patrick Wyman completely loses it and cusses out Connor in 9 languages edition
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>>68131158
the 5 round Cruz snoozefest takes it down a notch
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>>68131301
post USADA belfort is a total joke
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>Lesta win the prem
>Bisbing heeming Rockhold inside a round to become MW champ
>EBAM about to beat Choke and win Roland Garros

Feels GOAT to be British
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Who /lifelong/ here?
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>>68131329
That fight was pretty good imo
Even contained some rare footage of Dominick Cruz hurting someone with strikes
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>>68131332
>EBAM about to beat Choke and win Roland Garros
i dont give a fuck about french, is this actually going to happen or?
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>>68131332

theres no way we cant win the euros with this kind d of meme magic on our side.
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>>68131276
but his best fight is still the Cub fight
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How the fuck Brock Lesnar not gonna piss hot before UFC 200?
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>>68131280
But Rockhold is a flawless technician who doesn't rely on his physicality and only 3 different strikes.
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>Lesnar is the co-main over two (2) title fights
we r legitimate sport
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>>68131357

Yes meme magic wills it
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>>68131078
i love based MM but i was talking about a p4p goat that's marketable and will sell ppvs.
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Is Max Holloway the fighter /heem/ wants to be?

>actually wants to bang
>can heem people
>got a high test wife
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>>68131374
Daddy Dana's money
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>>68131323
Pretty sure it will be Jacare, although Bisping v Weidman at MSG would sell very well. I think Weidman needs to win 1 more fight to be in title contention, maybe Weidman v Silva 3?
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>>68131091
do you really think he wouldn't?
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>>68131379
The original main event was the featherweight champion fighting a lightweight at welterweight in a needless rematch with an interim featherweight title fight lower down the card.

if there was ever a pretence that the UFC is a fight league, it's been dead for a while.
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>>68131407
He couldn't beat cruz, I highly doubt he would beat Jon Jones
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>>68131407
Yes, his style is tailored to his size. He couldn't pull half the shit he does if he were fighting men with pop in their punches and actual weight to shift in a clinch.
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>>68131392
Dominick Cruz is the fighter /heem/ is.

>can't heem anyone
>no friends
>no gf
>only a cute pupper
>might be on the spectrum
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>>68131374
simple
he's not gonna piss
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>>68131407
jbj would shit on him
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>>68131397
You'd think so, but UFC has shown that the money fight is what matters to them.
See: DC vs Gustaffson
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has anyone got the Faber looking shocked meme pic?
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>>68131450
I guess but Jacare is seen as more of a legit contender than Bader was.
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>>68131276
He looks better when he doesn't fight Poirier or McGregor. He's always looked good against every other fighter.
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Last night was unironically the best card of all time
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>>68131459
I got you homie
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>>68131450
DC vs Gus wasn't for money it was for a good fight. It didn't draw jack shit. Bader would have drawn more.
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>>68131392
>alright cunt, man fight right now!
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bisping vs nick is the fight to make

fuck hendo, who cares
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>Dana told Hunt to 'stay ready' for UFC 200
Oh fuggg
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>>68131477

memes out the ass
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>>68131490
>DC vs Gus wasn't for money
Maybe not directly, but it was clearly so the winner either way would be a big match for a returning Jones
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>>68131459
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>>68131501
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>>68131477
>Ali passes
>His spirit blesses us with the spiciest card in recent memory and many memes
ty champ
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>>68131496
Hunt would murk Lesnar in less than 20 seconds.
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>>68131485
not that
the one where he got attacked by skeleton mode McGOAT

he had the same baffled look on his face for 25 minutes last night
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>>68131519
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>>68131524
Mate I would be biting my nails when that fight started, couldn't call it because it'd all depend on what happens in the first minute. A takedown, or a single clean punch?
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>>68131544
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>>68131562
He took that loss so well
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>>68130814


2 WEEKS

W
E
E
K
S
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>>68131544
Its so rewarding to see Guida get knocked into senility.
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>>68131562
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>>68131591
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Is it fair to say that this card was better than 189?
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>>68131591
Hendo is the dirtiest prick out with those elbows on someone fully unconscious.
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>>68131519
>mfw every time a lanklet lose his legs and goes all wobbly
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>>68131591


Has Lombard been placed in Schaub's Lazarus machine yet?
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>>68131615
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WEAK AS PISS
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>>68131621
Definitely as a whole, IIRC 189's prelims had some dull fights.
For the main card though I'd say that 189 was better.
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>>68131615
I wonder what he said to Dana?
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>>68131520
>Big shitty Brown said that the last fight night was better than 199
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YOU ALL DOUBTED THE NATTY GOAT

APOLOGISE
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>>68131660
Who cares what he thinks?
Serious question.
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>>68131465
amazing
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>>68131651
yeah this was a better card all around, had more meme magic too IMO.

Kim v Reyes was as good if not better than Lawler v Rory 2.
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silva rematch now please
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>>68131687
It's funny to meme about.
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>>68131392
>high test wife

those are implants
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>>68131709
>Kim v Reyes was as good if not better than Lawler v Rory 2.
Nah nigger a legendary fight with two guys fighting at the highest level is better than two prelim shitters playing rock em sock em robots, even if it was awesome to watch
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Cruz never fights people taller than himself. His movement is meme movement for midget opponents.
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>>68130814
>>68130814
>>68130814

ITS TRUE

but he was a spastic cock sucking overly confident cunt last night and he paid for it.

SO FUCK HIM

He didn't learn from the Vitor fight. He won't learn from this either.

All that fucking talent and ability gone to shit because he couldn't control his ego.
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>>68131755
>he lost because he was cocky and not because Bisping caught him clean with a hook on the chin
jesus christ worse than le shook fags
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>>68131260
>>68131276

Holloway was also on legged din that fight.

Btich McGregor fans are such cunts. He had nothing back up that MCL bullshit excuse.

Max actually had a borken foot.

Now look at your Potato hero.

Flaking off running away from nate the great.
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simply epic
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>>68131425

but Dom is succesful and many people actually like and respect him.

no one likes HEEM not even HEEM.
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>>66941653
>>66941653
>>66941653

I predict dese tings
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>>68131798
How long until someone photoshops Bisping in a redcoat costume knocking out Rockhold with the white house burning in the background?
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>>68131796
Actually, McGregor injured Holloway's foot with a leg check because Max was a scared pussy running away and throwing kicks landing with the foot and not the shin because he didn't wanna get close.
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>don't come in too overconfident pal, i'll wipe that smug look off your face believe you me
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>>68131837
nigga, what?
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>>68131862
im a samurai
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>>68131862
>tfw didn't believe him i
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lads i made my first time ever sports bet on this card. i played 0,50 € on Bisping and made 2,76 €
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This guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass at a bar... what would you do?
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>>68125984
Is there more to Rockhold's excuse list?

Will he be telling us he was on antibiotics and had a broken arm soon?
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>>68131885
I said in April that Mike would follow up his win over Anderson by taking the beat and forever being remembered as the natty goat
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Had exam in the morning. just saw the fight. Holy shit. At least my boy Cruz won.
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how much money will i have once these fights are done?
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>>68131951
>political '''''''''''''''''''science'''''''''''''''
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>>68131465
Woa
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How many times a day do you listen to Song 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
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>>68131591
Bisping vs Hendo II is the only fight that makes sense right now.
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>>68131951
What was the exam on?

>>68131939
good call
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>>68131908
"Honey, hold my TRT..."
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>>68131987
Song 2? More like Song Poo
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>>68131983
>>68131994
literally the professor asked me the difference between real science and political science. kek
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>>68131989
Hendo really should retire, even if he wins taking an shots at 45 could significantly damage his health in
>>
Why are we acting like Rockhold and Bisping aren't 1-1?
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>>68132060
He can retire when he is champ.
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>>68132076
because bisping is 2-1
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>>68132076

Would have been 2-0 for Bisbing if Luke hadn't head butted him in the first fight
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>>68132076
*2-1

Bisping confirmed at the post fight presser that not only did he win the sparring match, he heemd Fluke in it.
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>>68131951
>Holy shit. At least my boy Cruz won.

He doubts the dominator

alpha male castrator

little faber berator
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NATTY GOAT
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Who should Bork Laser fight?
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>>68132038
*loads up on left hook*
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>>68132113
Bigfoot
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>>68132113
Fedor but that prob wont happen unfortunately. Josh barnette?
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>>68132113
goob
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>>68132113
Mark Hunt is the only realistic and available option from the ranked fighters. Other 2 options include Fedor and Carwin.
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>>68132113
who cares heavyweight is a joke
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>>68132108
Not to mention Cuckhold's win should be a DQ due to illegal headbutt.
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>>68132113
>>68132113

PLEASE BE HUNT OR JDS

Lets HEEM Dana to make this happen
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>>68132091
>>68132108
>i won this sparring match once
Come on now
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>>68131901
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>>68132113
Dana told Hunt to 'stay ready' for UFC 200
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If they get Hunto to fight Bork, they will pay off Hunto not to heem straight away.
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>>68132167
spicy comfy card
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>>68132113
Bork vs Mir III
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>>68132151
>>68132157
I think it's gonna be Hunt, he said that Dana told him to stay ready for 200 a while ago + he's probably the most popular heavyweight. We'll find out on Monday.
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>>68131078
>Twitch streamer
>goat

Kek
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>>68132167
my boy Stephen
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Hope it was worth it, oven dodger
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>>68132194
Mir is banned atm I think.
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>>68132195
Yeah, although I think they might have told Hunt to be on stand by if Brock's original opponent doesn't pan out. I think they knew they were getting Brock for a while.
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>>68132195
>We'll find out on Monday
where did you hear that lad? I heard Ariel say a couple of days but I never heard a set date.
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>>68132195

>We brought Jared Rosholt to fight Brock at UFC 200
>We believe this would be a very exciting and competitive match
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https://youtu.be/F9XpA98PnOg
https://youtu.be/F9XpA98PnOg
https://youtu.be/F9XpA98PnOg
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anyone feel bad for rockhold's mum and brother?
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You know, Brock being on 200 makes it actually feel special and not just Jones/Cormier 2 with two extra title fights now
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ALWAYS BET ON BROCK NO MATTER WHO HIS OPPONENT IS HE WILL F5 THEM INTO OBLIVION SCREENCAP THIS POST THE GOAT HW
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>>68132259
uhm, I don't know actually, I read it somewhere. I'll see if I can find it, gimme a minute.
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>>68132229

Not a big fan of Helwani's style of antagonizing fighters. It's almost like TMZ but that's pretty shitty of Dana to revoke his pass like that.

Fucking Zuffa is ran by clowns and snotty children.
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>>68132270
tbf his brother probably thought a green dragon had just roasted his brother alive with it's fiery breath
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>>68132113

McGregger
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can 200 even top 199? It was such a great night all around. It would have been practically perfect if Cruz had deleted Faber's buttchin
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>>68132290
Dave Meltzer said it would be on SC monday
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>Luke Rockhold is #3 on the best P4P fighters list

Lmao
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>>68132310
kek
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>>68132316
199 had a feel good factor about it
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>>68132265
That's another excuse in the books. Hope those lemons keep him going
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>>68132313
diaz vs Memegregor vs brock vs cm punk in a catchweight fatal fourway book it dana
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>>68131656
>"Stockton Muthafucka"
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>>68132265

Man I hope he fucking learns for real this time. Vitor already tore him before and he still acts like he's invincible.
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Is it correct to claim that any division with a long reigning champion is a shallow division? Bantamweight and flyweight for example.
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>>68132167
Anyone else shit their cacks anytime they see Rory??
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So will Bork be a better fighter since he's had like 4 years off to better his striking? He literally can't get submitted because of his brute strength and he's just gonna wrestle fuck Mark anyways. Could his striking and especially his striking DEFENSE actually improved enough in the past 4 years (assuming he's been training, which I'm sure he has been) to be a contender?

Do you think he's been training mma for the entire 4 years he's been back with the WWE?
>>
CONCEIVE
BELIEVE
ACHIEVE
>>
when were you when luke outcold was kill?
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>>68132365
MW and WW were not shallow when silva and GSP were the champs
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>>68131421
cruz had a clear size advantage and was using that size advantage to his full extent by putting lots of focus into wrestling for that fight. that, plus mm has gotten way better since.
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Remember that idiot in heem the other day saying he though Rockhold was literally the goat and title defense didn't matter?
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>>68132317
>>68132290
>>68132259
yeah that's probably it. Hopefully it's true.


>>68132376
Mark has pretty great TD defense.
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>>68132365
Not always, it sometimes can make it feel that way. For example GSP was a dominant champion but when he left WW became really competitive and is now probably one of the deepest divisions along with LW.
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>>68132317
Hey you wouldn't happen to have a link to anywhere I can get the new WOR would you?
I like hearing Meltzer break down the fights afterwards
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>>68132400
Won't matter against Lesnar
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>>68132353
revenge
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>>68132113
Not going to be anyone that can bang, I suspect.
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Has Brock ever F5'd anyone in an UFC match?
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>>68132332
it was a good guy sweep, that rarely happens
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>>68132376
>He literally can't get submitted

Literally go back to Plebbit.

He tapped hard to Frank MIr.
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>>68132422
Well this is a Lesnar coming off a four year layoff without training and post-USADA to boot
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>>68132325
who? that nobody?
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>>68132388

The best of MM will never come near the worst of Cruz.

Mouse will get wrecked this time around since Cruz has improved.
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>>68132421
Sorry I'm posting from work, to summerize Dave thought it was a fantastic show but was pissed about Ariel being ejected
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>>68131615
diaz pointing to his shirt and look at the "cruz alliance" in the back, are we going to see the end of the Reebok deal?
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>>68132430
Or grapple, I suspect.
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>>68132376
>Do you think he's been training mma for the entire 4 years he's been back with the WWE?
Probably, He's appearance were pretty limited, it was in his contract.
>>
Fedor?
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>>68132490
He's been at least training since April
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>>68132365

No.

GSP fought guys that tore through the previous guys and were on winning streaks.

When he left you saw the belt passed around.

WW was a bigger shark tank than LW during GSP's reign.

Now LW and WW are pretty deep with talent. MW a close second. LHW used to be the prestigious division but now the talent's starting to dry up.
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>>68131633
>implying you can control yourself when in that state
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>>68132430
>>68132484

ROY NELSON THEN?
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>>68131439
>
kek

i could maybe see john getting his dick sucked by the judges but if dc and guss could give it to him the way they did mm would probably give full camp jones a run for his money.
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>>68132511
>MW a close second
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How happy are you for Bisping?
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>>68132516

Nelson could clock him hard and then there goes your Brock Lesnar hype down the toilet again.

Losing to Roy of all people. Dana would commit sudoko in the octagon.
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>>68132167
Super risky fight to risk Wonderboy's title chances in. Rory can definitely take the W here. Should be a banger.
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i got my head done
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>>68132565

WAKE ME UP
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>>68132167
>you now remember aubin-mercier' last fight
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>>68132547
Much more than I expected seeing as I was/am/will be rooting for Rockhold.
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>>68132547
pretty happy desu

I threw my hands up in the air with a huge smile on my face when he dropped cockhold. I haven't done that since ronda lost.
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>>68131392
BJ would be proud
>RIP natty GOAT
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When did Bisping say "That was Easy"?
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>>68132582
this desu
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This guy deserves a lot of credit for improving Bisping's boxing.
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>>68132547
Loved it. Always good to see a cocky spaz like Rockhold get heemed
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>>68132547
Happy for the guy, Rocklel is an arrogant fuck who didn't even bother to show up and thought he didn't have to do shit to win it

Just shows that its only real champions that can hold on to a belt
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>>68132588
Even when he dropped him I was on edge because it wasn't over yet, after he dropped him again though and poured it on I lost my shit

Didn't even shitpost HEEM SLEEPY immediately
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>>68132531

Where else?

Bantam has Cruz and TJ.

FW has Aldo and Frankie. Mendes is shot now. Conrad is too shook to even defend his belt.

LHW has Jones, Cormier, Johnson and undecidedly retirment Gus

HW's latest talent was Stipe and everyone else new is fat,heaving and cardiophobic.

MW at least has Luke and Weidman looking for a comeback, Jacare incoming then Bisping shaking things up. Romero in roid limbo.
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>>68131392
Holloway is trying to create his meme so hard
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>>68132647

DC HELP ME

DC
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>>68132547

just a little bit. Had a gut feeling he'd win after watching the Embedded series.

Luke was too cocky for his own good.

Even Javier Mendez was a fucking prick acting like he didn't need to train Luke for Bisping.
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>POST YFW "CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?!?"
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>>68132547
I literally collapsed on the floor making high pitched orgasm noises when Big John stopped it. Literally nothing in sports could possibly top that.
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>>68130775
I've had that gut feeling with About Luke and Werdum as well. And I wanted both of them to win. It's hard to bet against somebody when you want them to win but have a feeling they're gonna lose.
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>>68132692
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>>68132647
the question mark kick!
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>>68132476
Or because MM vs Cruz looked like a man vs a kindergarten kid. Cruz is a midget basher. He gets his glass chin cracked against someone who's 5'9 +
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>>68132635
>>68132639
If Rockhold is 'cocky' and 'arrogant', what's Bisping then?
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>>68132652
man, are you doing it on purpose? or just for the yous?

bantamweight has garbrandt, assunçao and mr.tate
feddaweight has holloway, yair rodriguez and stephens

do u even look at the rankins
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>>68132762

A warrior
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>>68132454
No shit. I'm saying he won't get subbed again to a leg lock, and sure as hell never a guillotine or rnc or armbar
>>
>196 - new champion
>197 - new (interim) champion
>198 - new champion
>199 - new champion

How many new champs will 200 give us?
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>>68132762
>what's Bisping then?
bantz master
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>>68132652
BW, FW, LW, WW are all 100x deeper than MW, LHW, HW, and FlW
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>>68132647
>you see this luke?
>this is called a fist
>I throw these at arrogant motherfuckers chins
>>
>>68132740

Cruz is what ? 5'8? Not that much difference. It's not leaps and bounds.

MM went down because he was too small. That's it, just live with it. If Jon Jones was the greatest why doesn't he go up and own HW's already? He knows he'll get shot to hell. Even Gus nearly tore him apart in a close decision.
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>>68132762
Cocky and arrogant, but he also has humility, as evidenced by the post fight presser. Bisping clearly and blatantly turns up his cockiness and arrogance to sell PPVs and he's honest about things when that's the better thing to be. Rockhold acts like a cocky, arrogant shitter at all times.
>He's a maggot
salt mountain
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>>68132781
>Literally can't get submitted
>literally CANNOT GET SUB

Gets sub, taps.

Fuck, do you even know what literally means?
>>
>>68132652
>>68132773
also bryan ortega, whom they try to sell us as a grappler but the kid knows how to stand and bang delivering vicious knees

2016-17-18 gonna be un spettacolo
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>>68132647
KEK
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>>68132762
The world champ
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>>68132794
not counting the interim belt, Tate and Cormier lose their straps.
>>
>>68132762
A true lad who can into banter

For some reason it seems some of you prissy faggots can't
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>>68132821
>blaming shlomo white and not that retarded leprechaun for his antics
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>>68132794
Only Jones.
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>>68132846
fuggen lel when the fight's over maybe, before that he's just awful
>he's just selling the fight bro that doesn't count
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>>68132875
Nah I got tate winning nunes will burn herself out by the end of round 2
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>>68132773

FW is losing talent fast. There's no new guard.

BW
>Carraway
>deep division

Dear lord anon. Why?
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>>68132817
> not that much difference

Funny guy.
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>>68132895
Listen, I'll wipe that smug look off ya face believe you me son
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>>68132895
the state of australian posting
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>>68132856
I like Ortega but he is not a round winner which is essential at the highest level but he is still young and improving.
>>
>>68132878
>he's not a prick it's just banter
Double standards
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>>68132821
tfw taking it up the ass? what?
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>>68132911

That's the midget. I was talking about TJ and Faber. MM isn't in BW anon. He fled south a long time ago.
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>>68132898
Definitely going to be spicy for the opening rounds for sure.
>>
requesting the Rockhold copy pasta
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>>68132913
>>68132915
Seems I struck a nerve. Truth hurts, huh?
If he had humility it'd show any time other than then when the fight is over.
>>
>>68132918
I think its an image thing, bisping is a family man, Rockhold comes off as a fratboy.
>>
An Anon said that ever since Weidman got BTFO by Weidman, the UFC has been absolutely bananas.

This is one of the biggest upsets I've ever seen. This coming from a guy who bet 20 euros on Bisping.

Literally how the fuck did a shit eater like Bisping knock out a Rockhold?
>>
When was the last time bisping managed to finish someone?
Pretty cool seeing an old school guy like hendo with that elbow too, was that practiced?
>>
I knew Cockhold was a piece of shit but I didn't know he was in a class all by himself

even Conard wasn't as big of a fuck face after his loss and that's saying something
>>
>>68132979

>Weidman got BTFO by Weidman
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>>68132962
"You are going to have a really good fight and hell you might even win, I'm not the best fighter ever by any metric and I'm going to try my best and hopefully I can get the win!"
- no one
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>>68132618
Right after when he was holding his union jack mouthpiece up to the camera
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>>68132962
I disagree with your post.
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>>68132989
Weidman vs Weidman the biggest fight since Brock vs Lesnar
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>>68132985
>was that practiced?
I think he said it wasn't after the fight
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>>68132979

Like everyone said Luke did come in way too arrogant. Watch the Embedded. His own head coach saying he doesn't even need to bother adjusting Luke's techniques because Bisping is basically done for.

Stupid man. Just like ALdo's coach yelling at him to end the fight with one punch.

underestimate someone, get your humble pie.
>>
>>68132930
Each inch counts more for smaller guys. And Cruz always has the height advantage, whether it's small or large, he always has it. I don't buy into any footwork unless it works on taller opponents. Conor's movement was exposed as a meme. Cruz and Thompson would also be exposed against taller skilled opponents.
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>>68132997
What? There's tons of nice fighters. You must just not know about them since if a fighter doesn't play the wrasslin trashtalk game you don't give a shit.
>>
>>68132762
>If Rockhold is 'cocky' and 'arrogant', what's Bisping then?

https://youtu.be/pDX9_yrF-S4?t=1m6s
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>>68132821
Name?
>>
When will people realise that the "2 weeks notice" thing is bullshit?

Diaz destroyed Conor on 2 weeks notice. Mini Mendes gave Conor the second toughest fight of his career on 2 weeks notice. This shit happened on 2 weeks notice.

You realise that's an advantage, right? A guy was preparing for the other for months for another guy and suddenly he has a new opponent.
>>
BTFO

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/739326540853317632
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>>68133038
Says who?
People like Hunt, JDS, Mighty Mouse, Robbie Lawler are among my favourite fighters and they never shit talk before or after a fight.
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>>68132986

EH.

Difference is Luke owns up to it in front of Bisping.

meanwhile McCuckgregor goes on twitter pretending he nearly won against Nate and started posting favorable pics of himself during the fight.

Then he gets owned by Nate with one liners like whitebelt, he wasn't in it, etc. LOL

At least Luke won't pretend to take the high road only when the cameras are on.
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>>68133067
Are you trolling?
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>>68133002
Thanks, will listen out for it on the rewatch
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>>68133042
Oh so all the shit Bisping talked going into the fight doesn't count because he was nice after it. Yet again more 'it's just le bantz lad it doesn't count'.
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>>68133037

WTF?

You actually believed in Conor's movement?
He had fucking basic footwork and the left hand. That's it. That's what everyone who wasn't a fanboy was telling everyone else.

Then they get surprised when Conrad falters at what is basically LW without the weight cut come fight night.
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>>68133079
At least McGregor can admit he lost fair and square, deluded as he comes across that's one thing he seems to understand. Rockhold was making excuses even BEFORE the damn fight
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>>68132229
Fuck this guy. Nick Diaz said it best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqz4Jcy9kdQ
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>>68131591

i laughed even more when he was still sleeping on the ground during Hendo's interview.
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>>68133063
abella anderson. I don't know the sauce though. I've been looking for it for hours
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>>68133120
>making excuses
It was literally confirmed that he was injured jesus christ you people are fucking nutters
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>>68133120
Connor's profile picture is STILL him holding two belts. 1 that he is no longer in the weightclass for and 1 from a fight that never happened.
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>>68133120

LOL McGregor was talking about sweeping Nate and actually thought he out grappled him.

Hell no, if there's any delusion it's McGee.

Wouldn't even show up to a press conference he felt so embarrassed.
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>>68133067
>You realise that's an advantage

I see what you are saying, less time thinking about the fight = less mental pressure = better fight produced by the fighter
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I just woke up and i can't belive my eyes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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>>68133173
Stupid pussy you don't know shit
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>>68133210
>>68133067
>>68133086

I get what he means.

Nothing to lose mentality.

If you lose, two weeks eh? Good effort.

If you win, two weeks eh? Not fucking bad!
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>>68132986
I really don't think he was bad, was just continuing the back and forth that went on after the KO
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>>68133251
oi where can i get the new WOR
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>>68130814
It's true, he entered octogon like he's going to fight me and not bisping.
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>>68133275
alt.binaries.mma if you have usenet access
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>>68133170
Found it thanks to the name.

http://www.julesjordan.com/trial/scenes/abella-anderson-anal_vids.html
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>>68133067
Yes, short notice fights are overrated. like they are not fighters at all and they can't fucking fight TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE, come on
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>>68133312
http://spankbang.com/d4kx/video/abella+anderson+jules+jordan
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https://youtu.be/Qy_ghzqOM9w
https://youtu.be/Qy_ghzqOM9w
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>>68133067
Werdum should have taken the Stipe fight on short notice, at least that way he had a built in excuse for getting KOed stiff
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>>68133030
That and the fact that he was shook by Bisping on the fight conference.

It's not only that Luke's an autist but that Bisping is on Conor level of bantz.
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>>68133362
You know that the big deal about short notice is the cardio factor right?
Nobody ever said it diminishes their skills.
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Post yfw Mark Hunt eats Brocks lunch
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>>68133387
Conor's shit-talking is crippled by losing I wouldn't make that comparison
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW
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>>68133402
They are always prepared, top fighters are always prepared.
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>>68133406
That wouldn't happen, right?
He's not going knock him out and eat his Jimmy Johns right?
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Meltzer said that Brock Lesnar isn't fighting Mark Hunt.
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Since USADA all americans are losing their belts

Degenerates
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Is 2016 the year of the GOAT?
>Silva came back
>Jones came back
>Bork is back
>GSP is coming back
>Diaz is coming back
>Chael is coming back
>Fedor is on Fightpass
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>>68133444
Meltzer said your grandma sucks eggs
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>>68133413
Bisbong has like 7 losses on his record, he's far removed from being GOAT. The guy shit talks from his back.
I'm talking about how SHOOK they can make people by talking and Bisping is up there. He destroyed Luke mentally before they got in the octagon and basically jabbed him out of his title.
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How much earlier Helwani leaked the news about Lesnar? They banned him for life L O L
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>>68133460
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Can we trust anything Dana says?
https://youtu.be/ffKKmTgsfV8
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>>68133465
about 2/3 hours before, kinda spoiled the surprise.
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B O R K
O
R
K
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>>68133452
>Chael is coming back
i missed that, who's he fighting?
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>>68133460
Shut up queer bait.
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>>68133387
>>68133413

Conor's banter is high school level. It's more irritating than anything else.

Dominic Cruz is the one that makes you lose sleep.
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>>68133492
no
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>>68133497
Not much of a surprise tho tbqphwyf
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>>68133492
Why would anyone trust Dana White?

Seriously, how could anyone trust Dana White.
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>>68133312
>>68133374


LEGENDS!!
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>>68133492
This is actually understandable though, he's not just going to tell us that Brock's back and it wasn't a mistake and shit. It ties in to why they got so mad at Ariel. They wanted to shake up the fight world, but instead the news got leaked hours earlier and it was even reported the plans are to announce it during 199 so it wasn't the huge surprise it should have been. We saw it coming
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>>68133503
He is still suspended for a couple months but he very heavily implied he is coming back on Helwanis show a couple weeks ago
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Now that we know Rockhold can't take a punch and Weidman is done who will dominate the MW division?
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HOLY BUD was that ever a fuckin upset

were the threads just fuckin retarded last night boys? I was raving about that for hours, my wife was fuckin pissed when we got home because I wouldn't shut up about Bisping winning
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>>68133518
Your high-school level banter literally made the sport tbqh, shit sells
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>>68133575
B I S P I N G

F O R


L I F E
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>>68133518
Because Dom speaks facts.

He's so eloquent and cutting, the fucker is nuts.
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>>68133598
It won't top 199 but damn will it be fun

Will Bork be at press conferences?
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>>68133575

>Weidman is done

kek, he will send bispiss back into irrelevance when they fight
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Michael "Don't Count me out" Bisping
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>>68133579
>conor made the sport
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>>68133376
Bisping confirmed 2-0 against Rockhold

Second fight doesn't count because of headbutt
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>>68133552
But Dana out right denied that Brock was gonna be there.

He could have said "no comment".
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>>68133575
Punch was right on the chin while he was moving back and bisping was moving forward, those kind of shots would most likely dropped anyone. if he stood in the guard he wouldn't got dropped, but 'it is what it is' - McGoober
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I hope Bisping schedules a rematch with Rockhold, pulls out with an injury 10 days before the fight, reschedules the rematch again, pulls out with an injury five days before the fight and retires with the belt
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>Conor vs Nate was made official last night
>literally nobody cares because Bork is back
I run this game, yeh
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Anybody else feel like the concept of "the champion" really starts feeling watered down when it gets passed around this much? There have been 3 middleweight "champions" in the past year. And they all talk about getting "my belt back". You've got Weidman and Rockhold both saying they're getting their belts back soon, and the whole thing is just starting to feel kind of silly t b h
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>>68133552
>>68133629

It was damage control, if he said 'no comment' then it would have pretty much confirmed that Brock was coming back.
>>
Fluke Rockhold
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>>68133661
haha
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>>68133661
Why are you celebrating the fact that a reporter was fired for doing his job and not jut being a shill?
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>>68133661
haha
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>>68133651
because bork transcends mma. conor might have been the most famous mma guy but bork is more than mma
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>>68133704
Ariel was shillmeister #1 for years prior to this though, he bit the hand that feeds him.
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>>68133664
Weidman wil get HIS belt back at MSG. Rockhold can go fight Vitor or silva and then get a title shot. He never even defended his belt and got heemd in the first round.
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>>68133704
he spoiled the surprise for us.
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When will A.K.A put a lock on their doors forever, i mean what's the point, they just fuck up fighters. They are always overconfident, injured. Fuck that shit, they are ruining the game.
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>>68133664
The championship belt is just a visual representation of who the true #1 fighter in that weight class is.
Any other shit ascribed to it is just semantics designed to romanticise the notion.
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>>68133741
Was what he just not suppose to not report it?

Also, UFC spoiled it for you days prior.
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>Getting KOed in round one by Bisping
>Getting told to not act like a dick by Bisping

How mentally broken is Luke right now?
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>>68133664
Holding a belt is supposed to be hard. It's a sign of a competitive environment.
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>>68133575
>rockhold can't take a punch

I hate this way of thinking. Go back and watch Rockhold/Weidman. He can clearly take a punch. >>68133631 this anon describes why he got dropped.

Anybody, under the right circumstances, could get knocked out by anybody in this sport. Doesn't mean Luke can't take a punch.
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Can bork take a kick to the stomach?
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>>68132113
Ngannou would fuck him up.
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Where were you when Brock cut the greatest in octagon promo of all time?
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tfw all my boys are dropping like flies except for based Demian Maia

Is Luke coming back?
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>>68133775
Luke got rocked by Jacare a couple times, Bisping heemd him in sparring, Vitor heemd him with a wheel kick, Bisping heemd him again last nights.

Rich kids shouldn't fight.
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>>68133779
Nah man in his last fight he showed that his ground game is literally hold on for dear life and buck upwards
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>yfw Ariel goes full heel-mode and drops bombs on Zuffa
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>>68133746
>>68133766
Maybe they should have an upgraded belt for when the champion gets past 2 title defenses or something.
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>>68133748
I understand its his job but I also understand why UFC was pissed off, you shouldn't be surprised when people get pissed off at you when you're a reporter.
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>>68132113
Werdum. If he win we have a good fighter and title contender, if he loses BTFO. Simple as that, no baby steps, Mir, Bigfoot and fighters like that, i don't think anyone want's to watch that shit
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>>68131424
This, i love how he didn't respond to you.
>>
>>68133858
I fully understand why UFC was upset and they have every right to kick him and take his press pass.
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>>68133785
>tfw Mir is banned for 2 years so we won't hear him shit on him
>>
Everytime I think r/mma is not so bad, they just embarrass themselves again. Look how they're all reacting to Jewani being banned from the UFC as if the ban will actually last
>>
>>68133878
The American flag makes this post so much better
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>>68133858
Ariel has been intentionally scooping the UFC the past couple weeks since he got fired. He announced Woodley vs Lawler and Reis vs DJ on Twitter like a minute before they did on UFC tonight. He has every right and arguably a duty to as a journalist, but he should have seen this coming. He knew who he was dealing with. I'm sure he will get his credentials restored once Dana cools off.
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>>68133764
Hope he learned his lesson. And to think Bisping actually got to him mentally. He went almost full brazillian with this shit. Not even protecting his face
>>
https://youtu.be/uVY21BPyL_I

>I'm looking for your chin pal, and it only takes one.

basedbong
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>>68133881
How much do you think bud light will pay him?
>>
>>68133764
Be careful.
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>>68133916
agree, he knows what he is doing and shouldn't be surprised when shit like this happens. I guess they will make him sit out until after 200.
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>>68133903
Don't get me wrong, it's good that Ariel did his job, but he's now become a liability for UFC and it's understandable that they would take his press pass.
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>>68133492
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>>68133810
>bringing up an example when he got "rocked a couple times" 5 years ago by one of the top middleweights
Wouldn't that mean that he can take a punch, since he didn't get KO'd?

>bisping heemd him in sparring
Give me a fucking break, you really buy into that trash talk?

>can't take a punch
>mentions the time he got knocked out by a wheel kick
>what is a punch
>>
>>68133954
How about not letting massive news like this leak in the first place? Why punish others for your own incompetence
>>
>>68133965
It's all indicative of a glass jaw.

Rich kids shouldn't fight.
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>>68133954
They profit of him as well though, a lot of hype is created on his show
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>>68133954

If you don't want news reported on, don't fucking share that news with a godamn reporter, tyreese
>>
ariel should have been fired for not reporting the truth about paige sletten
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>>68133924
more than nuffin' and some viagra to get on top of his wife
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>>68133920
all the pre fight stuff is even more amazing to watch now
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>>68133976
Look at every single question he asks. He's constantly instigating. He's a piece of shit.
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>>68133986
>>68133976
UFC expected him to be a shill, he wasn't gonna be a shill.

And if they want a shill, why not just hire your own reporters?
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>>68133986
>making fun of someone for being african-american while defending a jewish person
>>
Chael says Bork has always been under UFC contract and has been doing his mana dram just because Dana let him.

https://youtu.be/ARpUmJuHl8c
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Did Bisping get on top of his wife last night?
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>>68133779
I think you'd be surprised.
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>>68134024
Chael says a lot of things
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>Bisping being an insufferable asshole even after suffering one of the most humiliating defeats in history is ''lel banter m8''
>Rockhold being salty cause he fucked up and Bispings a cunt is ''lelelel cuckold''
Fuck you britcucks, i hope you realize your cyclops is a second tier fighter who was handed the win by Luke's ego. He's getting murdered in his first title defense against literally anyone. Jacare, Luke, Chris, it doesn't matter. The smartest thing to do is retire now, he'll still be a faggot for running but at least Rockhold wont turn him into paste.
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>>68134024
that is 100% factually incorrect and it is the complete opposite in reality.
>>
new thread
>>68134088
>>68134088
>>68134088
it's new
>>68134088
>>68134088
>>68134088
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>>68134062
>who was handed the win by Luke's ego
I agree.

I realised recently why I really dislike Luke. He is so churlish all the time, doesn't have a sense of humour, is AWFUL at the trashtalk to the point it is cringy and worst of all he is disrespectful in the ring. He was treating Bisping like Silva used to treat people.
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>>68134100
new
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>>68134062
You're a faggot, Bisping admits he can be a dick and also praised Rockhold for being a great fighter and basically said he had no ill will towards him

Rockhold relied by saying that Bisping can't compete with him in the cage
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>>68133972
The ufc don't owe anything to ariel. If they don't like how he does business it's totally justified to tell him to fuck off.
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>>68134024
That's literally the complete oppose of his deal.
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>>68133862
Werdum is fighting Rothwell at UFC 203
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>>68134062
I don't think Bisping cares what people thinks, he's full confident now, he has his belt and that's what matters the most to him. Most wins in the division in the history. I doubt he's bothering himself with the questions of being best ever, muh 13 title defences and shit. I'm happy for the guy even i don't really like him.
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>>68133975
>Rich kids shouldn't fight.
You sound like an idiot. That has nothing to do with anything.
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>>68134160
lol someone struck a nerve
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>>68134122
This. He fucked up, but honestly, now i'm worried for Bisping. Luke is usually such a passive dude, but he was legit pissed now. If he gets a rematch i can see him kill Bisping worse then he did Wiedman.
>>68134131
>Bisping admits he can be a dick and also praised Rockhold for being a great fighter
Was that before or after the giant ''FUCK YOU'', the ''I KICKED YOUR ASS IN SPARING'' and the general insufferable cuntness? You're fucktard if you think that ''ya m8, it's all good'' is enough after all that dickery and disrespect. Just because the degenerate Britbongs thing 'BANTA M8'' is a thing, doesn't mean normal people do.
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>>68134158
>I don't think Bisping cares what people thinks
Good for him, he's still getting murdered in his next fight. He's honestly not a the top level. Silva is a shadow of his former self, and Luke fought like he's not even a top 10 guy. Bisping literally hasn't beaten anyone to prove he deserves to be here. This wasn't anywhere near 100% Rockhold (his fault, he lost the belt for it, still), and if he has to fight Wiedman now, i see him wrestlefucked into retirement, but if he has to fight Luke again, i see him straight up murdered. Like i said, i never saw Rockhold this mad, and the usual passive, soft-spoken Rockhold turns people into paste left and right.
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>>68134253
The fight starts when you sign the contract. Mental warfare is part of the game. What kind of idiot wouldn't take any advantage he can get?
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>>68134389
The problem is he was talking shit after getting heem'd by Luke in their previous fight. And the problem is, he was a dick once the fight ended. Like Luke said, he showed his true colors. Even fucking Connor gave Aldo some respect, and i don't think there was ever a man that was as insulted and disrespected and mentally destroyed as Aldo was by Connor.
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>>68133188
One of if them the interim title, the imaginary belt
>I don't give a fuck about the belt
>OI DON'T GIVE A FUCK EIDER
When will they learn?
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>>68130814
That's wha makes this so sweet
>>
I'm new here. What does "heem" mean?
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>>68132113
JDS or Hunt
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