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/heem/: bispings left hand has more power than vitors heel edition


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ufc 199 officially best card ever
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Schaub
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NATTY GOAT
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I missed it all lads!
I've been MIA for the last while.
I need webms of the Bisping fight NOW.
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Bisping vs Jones, who takes it? Both full camp
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>>68137927
Natty GOAT
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NATTY GOAT
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Might have been the best moment of the night. Actually Rockhold getting knocked out was probably the best. Here Max Holloway had clearly won the fight but agreed to just slug it out til the end, pretty big risk for no real reward.
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>>68134100
Literally nothing on this planet contains more power than ViTRT. Instead of having the death penalty we should just put convicts in a cell with a roided Vitor.
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I believe in the exact moment my words were something along the lines of: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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>I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
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I wish I had more webms of the other 20 knockdowns that happened this fight. Here is the end of Hendo's career probably.
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And here is what should be but probably won't be the end of Clay Guida's career.
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>>68138131
I counted 5 flash KO's in a round and a half fight. Pure chaos the fight.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHd4BQIiGw
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>>68138174
If Ortega can get his striking to 70% of what his ground game is, I don't see anyone beating him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2REZSj4XnE
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What did they mean by this?
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When will Germanys very own Christian Weidenmann regain the middleweight championship for his homecountry?
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>>68138336
Frankie will complete the trilogy.
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>>68138336
Average blokes are taking over the UFC
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>>68138356
Michael Bisping will submit him and become the greatest of all time MW
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>>68138058
That or the Lombard HEEM.
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When will Nick The Tooth replace Joe Rogan?
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>tfw chin delete by BisKING!
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>>68138058
>blindly swing ur arms for the last 10 seconds of a fight
>people somehow find this impressive
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>>68138477
Schaub
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Words cannot describe how happy I was last night to see Bisping win the belt. Dude's put in the effort and time and kept it clean when all his opponents keep getting popped for steroids.
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>>68138356
UFC 205 @ MSG
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https://amp.twimg.com/v/c6dfa2b3-83da-4daf-97cb-a555bb24b824

https://amp.twimg.com/v/c6dfa2b3-83da-4daf-97cb-a555bb24b824

https://amp.twimg.com/v/c6dfa2b3-83da-4daf-97cb-a555bb24b824

https://amp.twimg.com/v/c6dfa2b3-83da-4daf-97cb-a555bb24b824

https://amp.twimg.com/v/c6dfa2b3-83da-4daf-97cb-a555bb24b824
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>Bisping fails post fight drug test
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>>68138497
Natty GOAT
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>>68138473
The impressive part is the confidence it takes to put so much on the line and give the other guy exactly what he is asking for. Also kill yourself.
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Jason Parillo predicted Bisping winning by left hook

https://youtu.be/oL8Umoes-fc?t=55m58s
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>>68138574
That's Georges still though familia
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>>68138570
wouldnt that be something
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Does Rockhold have a questionable chin or did he just get caught on the button?
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NATE DIAZ IS CURRENTLY @ +100

GET FREE MONEY WHILE YOU CAN
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LEFT HOOK LARRY
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>>68138473
Holloway was actually aiming his punches though which is why he was connecting.
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I couldn't manage to watch the entire post fight press conference. Why did Luke flip out at Bisping so hard? Did Bisping say something severely disrespectful?
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Now that the UFC has 2 Irish champs, can we expect to see more cards in Ireland?
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>>68138356
if this will ever happen, for sure its gonna be a tanned german or a german slav. No way your average Fritz has the heart and willpower to take a UFC belt...
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>>68138765
After he heemd Luke he went over and asked him if he knew where he was.

Pretty cheeky.
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>>68138765
He's a very salty guy. As Bisping was walking in, Luke was talking shit about him. Bisping being Bisping decided he might as well rub it in more and have a laugh, but Luke's pretty pretty and as with Werdum way back when, took everything to heart and bitched
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>>68138791
Cheek is warranted when he didn't want to touch gloves and was cocky in the fight itself
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NIGGERS GOT BTFO LAST NIGHT
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>>68138765
He was just selling the rematch, it was shit tier acting.

If you seriously think he was serious you need to go watch WWF
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>>68138878
yep luke got everything he deserved
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#TEAMDANA
#FUCKSMELLWANI
#peoplelikethatgetslapped
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>>68138336

Honestly looks like a clone
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who would you take in a decision?
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>>68138892

Let me help you out kid:

>>>/b/
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>>68138919
or he was just pissed because he just lost a shit ton of money and a championship and it was completely his own fault
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Bisping on fire, AKA is terrified
Bisping on fire, AKA is terrified
Bisping on fire, AKA is terrified
Bisping on fire

na na na na na na na na na
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>>68138473
>havin raisins for testicles
>postin it again
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>>68138979
sorry no bull posting for you this week
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>>68138336
Why did he steal Stipe's haircut?
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>>68138979
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>>68138765

Bisping insulted him after the fight and he got mad. Understandable reaction but he got that coming for fighting like an idiot. He fought even worse than Werdum.
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>>68138979
Why are you even here?
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>he didn't put a cheeky tenner on Bisping & Hendo
Lmao @ you retards
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>>68138991
he sounded like a fucking retard on counter strike who just got headshot

it was fake as fuck
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>>68139005
>>68139010
>>68139048

Okay >>>/b/uddehs
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what bisping means when he says he's natty is that he only uses safe cycles

to illustrate, if this was a race bisping would only go over the speed limit in parts of the road with guaranteed zero radars, whereas agressive roiders would take more chances

bisping feels cheated pretty much the same a natty would because these guys are gaining advantages over him and USADA is somewhat at fault for not catching them, so he pulls the natty card and cries about it all the time
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>>68139090
>that flag
>this topic
Lol
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>>68138658
Caught on the button, imo. He ate some pretty clean shots from weidman and was fine. If you watch the way the punch lands on his chin, he'd have to have a fucking chin of granite to not have gone down.
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checkmate, atheists
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>he bet on Faber because a tripfag told him to
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>>68139048
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>>68139132
Is Rory autistic?
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>tfw Strickland, Holloway, Hendo parlay


What a based night.
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199 was my 3rd live UFC. I also went to UFC on FOX 1 and UFC 194. I live in LA.

Got to the Forum in time to see Bruce Leeroy and Miller scrap. That was a fun fight. Right away I was impressed by how loud and involved the crowd was. Sometimes the prelim crowds can be kind of dead. Lots of support for Alex with some Leeroy chants. Though it was shitty he didnt get a rogan interview.

The crowd in my section was super chill. Got to chatting with a few other fight fans about who they wanted to win and whatnot. The Penne fight was whatever, she got memed on. Hard to believe that chick fought for a UFC title. I kinda wanted the ref to let it go a little longer to punish Penne for wasting everyone's time.

My plan was to piss and buy a beer during the dariush fight cause I knew the lines would be long and I didnt really care about that fight. But I saw the line for the men's room and thought "Fuck the forum, I'm not buying any of their overpriced beer if I have to stand in that line when it's time to piss." Granted this was still the prelims and the arena wasnt close to full. So I didnt even drink all night, which was no big deal. Anyways the Dariush fight turned out to be interesting cause we got to see a guy get eyepoked twice, then rally and get the HEEM. The crowd went nuts for that one.

When I bought my tickets, I thought I was gonna be seated right next to the tunnel where the fighters enter from, but that turned out to be not the case. But I could look down into the tunnel I was next to and see the fighters pacing the hallway before walking out. So right before the T-city/guida fight is when I noticed this.

Anyways Guida/T-City was a good one. Guida actually got the bigger pop and got some chants even though Ortega is an LA boy. But everyone loves a vicious come from behind third round HEEM. So when he threw up the LA hand sign he got a good roar of approval from the crowd.

cont...
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BGQ0b1kpJcv/?hl=en
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>>68138658

His chin is fine. He was just arrogant and thought he needed to get back up right away instead of acknowledging he just got dropped by Bisping. If he pulled guard and just chilled he'd have recovered easily.
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Oh yeah, I think it was before the Ortega fight they showed a tribute to Ali video. This was different from the one narrated by Dana. It had a bunch of iconic Ali pics compared to pics that have been done by UFC fighters, like the one of Jon Jones underwater. Really well done and tasteful.

What I wanna know is did they have the part where Joe and Dana yell at the FS1 audience to buy the ppv? Cause after Joe interviewed Ortega, it was like 6:59.

The Baba Oreilly montage was fucking awesome like it always is. The Face the Pain intro was fucking awesome like it always is. Even hearing the music that they play while Mike Goldberg welcomes everyone was great.

Poirier vs Green. Both guys got good pops even Green is the hometown boy. I don't know why he had his hands down the whole fight and let Poirier hit him like that. I liked seeing Dustin get the TKO win. Always been a fan of that dude. If you've never seen the documentary Fightville, it's a must watch.

Then they aired the Ali package that was narrated by Dana. That was really good. There was an Ali chant in the arena but I think it fizzled out kinda quickly. Someone in the thread said it made the broadcast.

cont...
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>>68138765
Luke pointed out that when he choked Bisping out the first time, he went over to the cage and helped him up, showed him hespect, etc. Whereas Bisping ran over and was taunting him and saying "do you know where you're at?". I definitely see Luke's point, but to be fair it was a much bigger moment for Bisping, so he probably just got caught up in it. Also, Bisping semi-tried to squash the beef a little in the post presser, saying all joking aside Lukes a hell of a fighter etc. But Luke wasn't having it and kept calling him a dick and saying he got lucky
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>>68138770
Ireland has approximately the same population as Louisiana. If we had two champions from Louisiana do you think they'd get more cards? Keep in mind that Louisiana as one of the United States of America is infinitely more relevant to the world than one of the united kingdom's states.
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>>68139193
This. Literally Pierre/Serra 2.0
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Feel bad for Helwani for missing Bisbings win :(

And wtf is wrong with UFC banning him for life, for sure that's gonna backfire.
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>>68138942
Oh no our special announcement got scooped by a journalist. Let's bully him. ;-;
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>>68138765
He said immediately after that it was the easiest fight of his life. That's a pretty big insult.
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It seems like Americans are the least knowledgeable about MMA in /heem/.

Why is that?
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>>68139213
Luke was so incredibly salty, lel
I almost feel for him but he was such a dick I just can't sympathize

Happy for Bisping though
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You're living in the first quarter of 2015. Everything appears to be in its right place. You decide to fast travel forward into the future to check out the current rankings.

>Bisping is the MW champ
>Miesha is the Womens BW champ
>Cormier is the undisputed LHW champ
>Conor was defeated by freaking Nate Diaz
>Stipe fucking Miocic is the HW Champ

You begin to sweat turbulently as you pull your hair and question what on Earth has happened.
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Anyone have the predictions from last night?
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>>68139213
I guess the guilt and embarrassment and frustration at how much he fucked himself really got to look, and to top it off Bisping was being a major cunt in the most critical part (right after the KO), so when Bisping cooled down and tried to squash it it just pissed Luke off even more. I get it.
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Hendo/Lombard. I actually thought, "Is it possible Dan gets hurt really bad and I witness it?" I was surprised by how loud the arena got for his country music walkout. I know Hendo's a longtime fan favorite, but I mean the dude was like 2-6 in his last 8 fights. Liek I wasnt super exited about this fight. I thought it was be an easy win for Lombard. Right away when the fight started there was a Hendo chant. Then there was a let's go hendo chant. Then there was a USA chant. Whenever Dan landed a hit people cheered. When Lombard took him down, a dude behind me yelled "Stand em up!" When Dan got up, everyone cheered. When Lombard starting connecting with punches and Dan was reeling, you could feel everyone thinking "Just hang in there Hendo, you can do it! You can make it out of round one!" If ever there was a moment where a UFC crowd gave their energy to a fighter, it was that moment. When lombard had hendo on his back and was working that submission, everyone was willing Hendo to get out of it. And when he did the place when crazy. This was the moment where I was like "fuck yeah this is awesome."

Second round I dont remember what happened before the kick. In my mind that kick happened pretty soon in the round. But I vividly remember the kick connecting cause you could hear it, and Lombard catching the kick and thinking" well he's gonna take hendo down" and then Dan landing that elbow and Lombard dropping and Dan landing those punches putting Lombard to sleep. The fucking forum went nuts. Everyone jumped to their feet. Everyone was high fiving each other. Imagine being at a stanley cup game 7 and your team just scored a game winning goal in the last minute. It was like that. I think part of it was the fact that they had just shown us the Ali tribute, so seeing an old timer like Hendo do it one more time felt extra special. That right there was the moment of the night for me. I could have walked out of the Forum right then and felt like I got my money's worth.

cont
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>>68139174
you sound like a giant asshole
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>>68139048
>>68139143
Who you got for Gus vs. OSP? Is this Gus's chance to finally defeat a black american?
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Llamas Holloway was a good one. Holloway just looked so much better in the standup. That moment at the end was awesome. Apparently Joe Rogan love it, I'm downloading the PPV right now and havent watched yet. Solid 3 round scrap.

Cruz/Faber. One of the moments I was looking forward to was being in the Forum when California Love hit. I knew the crowd would get loud and it did. Lots of people singing along.
The first round was good. The place got loud when Faber picked up and slammed Cruz. But after that second round knockdown, it was clear Faber wasnt gonna win the fight. By the fourth round I was tired of Cruz's faggotry. The dude took all that energy the previous fighters had built up and pissed it away with his faggot style of movement. I mean yeah, he tagged a Faber with some solid shots, but he's known as the Decisionator for a reason. I'll think twice before buying tickets to a card with him in the future.
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>>68139219
>Hey Mom! I made the post implying that Ireland is in the UK again, haha!
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>>68139337
were people excited over seeing the brock promo in the arena
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>>68139337
>>68139298
It sounds like it was awesome and a GOAT event to go to live. Glad you enjoyed it, friendo.
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Main event. I don't think anyone actually thought Bisping had a shot of winning. But when he put Rockhold to sleep the place went crazy. Not as crazy as it did for Hendo, but close. I think a lot of people legit wanted to Rockhold to win, and that's understandable. I was cheering for Bisbing was stoked for him to win in such amazing fashion.

All in all, a great night to be a Fight Fan. Much better than 194 which was way more expensive. Oh yeah I forgot about the 202 promo. Nate got a HUGE pop and standing ovation from the crowd. That was really cool.

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>>68139288

I honestly wouldn't believe any of this if anyone told me about it. What a crazy year it has been.
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>>68139373
>all those empty seats
was this after the fight or something?
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Why are all the GOATS natty?
1.Natty God Bisping
2.Nate
3.Nick
4.Cruz
5.Caol Uno
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>>68139384
Donald Trump is the next president.

I think somebody made a time machine last year and accidentally sent us into an alternate reality.
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>>68139337
>The dude took all that energy the previous fighters had built up and pissed it away with his faggot style of movement.
fuck off man, blame the players not the strategy.

If cruz is so good at footwork, why don't fighters grapple him? OH WAIT he's good at that too. if he uses footwork so much why don't they legkick him? nope, shit don't work. he's a master of the game.
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>>68139290
Yea. I actually don't care that Luke was being kind of a sore loser. It's more honest than "he was the better fighter tonight, congratulations" and a week later go back to shit talking and begging for a rematch like so many others do (conor... aldo...). It make him look bad, but really he was just being candid
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>>68134100
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>>68139423
Cause only low test bitches use roids

Literally the kinda cunts who get fake tans and calf implants

Pathetic bitches who have pathetic bitch DNA and create pathetic low test bitch sons who also need roids to compete with high test godmode white males
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>>68138320
haha really?
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>>68139337
>didnt like cruz
fake fitefan detected
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Am i gay for thinking about having sex with Luke Rockhold
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>>68139418
Judging by the screens in the pic, looks like Rogan is interviewing Rockhold. I'd imagine many people probably left as soon as he got KO'd so they could try and beat traffic
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>>68139462
>no fight companion for 199

i wish rogan would just quit the ufc
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>>68139337
>The dude took all that energy the previous fighters had built up and pissed it away with his faggot style of movement. I mean yeah, he tagged a Faber with some solid shots, but he's known as the Decisionator for a reason

L O L

Will casuals ever stop getting blown out by based Dom? I guess he should have gone chin up and blocked punches with his face like Werdum and Luke yeh?
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>>68139477
same here bro
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goals <3
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>>68139337
>>68139431
also i don't think it's fair to blame cruz when it's to be expected from a weightclass so close to flyweight.

DJ is simply becoming an anomaly. The lighter weight classes are expected to not have the same punching power, and in exchange we get awesome footwork and 500 strikes thrown each fight.

I still liked the jessica andrade vs penne fight even though they're incapable of knocking each other out, lol.
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>>68138463
>SCARED
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>No one talking about Andrade

she was scary t b h
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Cruz would unironically meme on Conor for 5 rounds
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>>68139590
I hate to be this guy, but Rogan/Goldie is the goat commentator team. Big UFC events just wouldn't be the same without him/them
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so, we are still having Rockhold vs The Boy at msg right?
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>>68139651
He's too small for FW
If Conor was a BW, this would be true
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>>68139611
>The lighter weight classes are expected to not have the same punching power

>He missed Dodson, Cody and MM fights

This meme about there being no ko power in the lighter weight classes is dumb. There's far more technique going on there but there are also a good amount of knock-outs. I far enjoy that more than the HW division where the person who wins is the one who connects first.
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>>68139651
yup
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>>68138096

GET BISBANGED
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>>68139651
only at 135 lol
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>>68139682
the're literally the same height
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>>68139683
Dude it's statistics. It's pointless to name names when there's statistics.

heavyweights only need to brush each other with their fists and it's the opposite for the lighter weights.
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how does rockhold have the audacity to tell a guy, who just knocked him out cold, "i will fucking kill you"?
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>>68139037
>even worse than Werdum
I gotta disagree. Luke fought stupid as fuck and made a big mistake, but Werdum was literally charging chin-first at Stipe when he got KO'd
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>>68139682
This desu, I reckon he'd have trouble with Conor's power at 145. He's never been KO'd before but he's been rocked, never know though
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>>68139722
YEW'LL DEW NOTHIN
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>>68139711
......

so is lombard doesn't mean they are the same size you fucking retard
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>>68139711
frame is completely different.
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Frankie vs Cruz is the fight if want to see
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>>68139723
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>>68139723
Because he's salty

>>68139731
Werdum was rocked seconds prior to that charge, he perhaps wasn't thinking straight
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>>68139722
>UFC Marks getting worked AGAIN

And somehow WWE gets insulted for being fake?
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>>68139723
He was concussed.
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>>68139723
How does a guy who previously got kicked in the head and then submitted in their first fight say he's gonna beat the guys ass this time?

They obviously are both capable of beating each other. Luke beat him handily the first time, bisping beat him handily this time. Trash talk from both sides is equally justified imo
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>>68139337
>I'll think twice before buying tickets to a card with him in the future.
Good riddance, faggot.
>>68139606
This. Dom is literally causal filter.
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>>68139723
>how does rockhold have the audacity to tell a guy, who just knocked him out cold, "i will fucking kill you"?

cause he's rockhold. He's smug in victory, smug in defeat
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> According to Rockhold, the major failing in his bout was a combination of overconfidence, a desire to try something new, and a little bit of luck falling in the British fighter's favor

Kek
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>>68139249
>Knocking someone out in the first round without having to pass any guard or avoid any take downs
I understand its insulting but it's also true.
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so, was it true? did the headbutt have an effect in the first fight?
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>>68139731
>>68139731

Luke also had his chin up
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>>68139735

Conor would only have the power advantage. Cruz is the better boxer, grappler, and championship round fighter. Conor would gas like he did against nate, except Dom would drag it out 5 rounds and have Conor gasping for air and looking like dogshit.
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>>68139826
the major failing in his bout was getting heemed
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I hope none of you feel sympathy for Helwani.
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>>68139803
Bisping is a cunt though, don't forget that.
The guy can't take a joke without going mad (see TUF). He should sleep with his belt because he won't keep it long. Jacare will eat him alive, Romero will eat him alive.
Rockhold is a sore loser but what did you expect ? He's a rich Cali boy who got everything handed to him in his life.
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>>68139723

Cause he's the overall better fighter

>>68139722

DEY ALL WANT DAT RED PANTY NIGHT YEH
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Who is TBD?
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Did Cruz's awkward fighting style remind anyone of drunk style kungfu?
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>>68139845
But he was stepping in with the jab, and was in the process of stepping back out when he got countered. That's not as bad as simply running straight ahead at your opponent, swinging for the fences
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Good thing this Helwani-Zuffa shit didn't happen in Vegas. Otherwise, you'd be reading missing persons reports about him. Ferttita mafia would bury him out in the desert.
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>>68139908
To Be Determined
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>>68139711
this
mark hunt should be a ww as well
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>>68139877
It's not only that, but Rockhold already beat Jacare and already beat Bisping.

He can eventually beat both.

I'm just happy that Bisbong got his shot and made it work, it's all he ever wanted. And fuck me if he didn't deserve it.
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>>68139877
>who got everything handed to him in his life.

Not true. And even then you don't get handed a UFC title by doing nothing.
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>>68139877

Bisping made fun of Matt Hamill on TUF. Heartless. Hopefully he's matured
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Reminder that rich kids shouldn't fight.
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>>68139877
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>>68139846
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>>68139877
dw bruv, our boi will set things straight
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>>68139908
Todd "Badass" Duffee
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>>68139846
dont be stupid cruz would have absolutely no chance to beat conor at 145

conor would be so much bigger than cruz it would not even be close to close
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>>68139933
>It's not only that, but Rockhold already beat Jacare and already beat Bisping.
by bullshit decision. Many argue jacare should have won the decision .
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Weidman = Hughes
Rockhold = GSP
Bisping = Serra
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>>68139915

He was stepping in with his chin high, Rogan also noted it before the heem came. He was also being so passive in the fight, it's like he didn't care and he was just taking it like sparring.

Even when he got dropped the first time, he wasn't in any real trouble until he tried to get right back up, Anderson got dropped but at least he had the fight IQ to pull guard and defend using up-kicks, Rockhold was arrogant and got back up then got KO'd for good.
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If you're not from Manc, you're wank.
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>>68138096

>that first hard straight jab RIGHT on the button
>Bisping doesn't miss a step

Underrated chin imo. When he's not fighting roid monsters it's a different game.
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Think that might have actually been the best card ever lads. I'm still on a high from all the meme magic
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>>68139855
so basically "tell us before you report news so we have control" = "professional standards"
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>>68139855
That's a good point by Sholler. I dont really care about Helwani. I see a lot of pathetic losers whining about him on all the UFC's facebook posts this morning. they're saying shit like "You ruined a great night by firing helwani" These idiots are so stupid they think their whining will accomplish anything (how'd that #bringbackstitch movement work out?)

Apparently I hurt some feelings by pointing out that Dominic Snooze is a faggot fighter. Oh well. Feel free to shell out hundreds of dollars to watch a segment of dancing with the stars. I want to see a fight, not performance art.
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GIVE ALLIGATOR MAN HIS SHOT REEEEE
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>>68140023
He's kinda right though, protocol is to reach out for comment before publishing.
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>>68140037
zuffa shill
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>>68140037

>Feel free to shell out hundreds of dollars to watch a segment of dancing with the stars. I want to see a fight, not performance art.

thats almost on the level of the irish cucks saying diaz was a pussy for choking out mcgregor.
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So it just kind of dawned on me that Bisping and Henderson were in the same post-fight press conference, and both had big victories. Seems like Hendo could have called Bisping out for a title shot since he destroyed him the first time. I guess it's just kind of a given that he's too old now?
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>>68140057
but why? just so they can say "no comment" or "don't write that fucking article you piece of shit"
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>>68140005
Did a tour around that building. Funny how shit and tatty it looks around the back
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>>68139987
Like many argue Faber won the second fight with Cruz.

Which is bullshit. Stop. You don't know better than the judges, these people are professionals. It's not some anon cunt on 4chan that will do their job better.

Plus, he beat a pre-USADA Jacare. Jacare's biggest win of his career is beating a post-USADA deflated Belfort. Just fucking stop.
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>be shifty jew
>get fired, get banned

lol get rekt, montreal scum
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>>68140005
Filth
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>>68140037
>Apparently I hurt some feelings by pointing out that Dominic Snooze is a faggot fighter. Oh well. Feel free to shell out hundreds of dollars to watch a segment of dancing with the stars. I want to see a fight, not performance art.
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>>68140103
HE HURT EM
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>>68140049
shut up
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>>68140037
>Dominic Snooze

Get off the computer Andre Fili. Or whichever Team Alpha Fail member you are.
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>>68140073
Literally this.
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>>68140087
>Like many argue Faber won the second fight with Cruz.
>Which is bullshit. Stop. You don't know better than the judges, these people are professionals. It's not some anon cunt on 4chan that will do their job better.

yea just like their GSP winning the decision hendicks
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>>68140076
Yes. That's the standard protocol and etiquette. That's how it works in the real world.

>>68140073
It's actually nowhere near that level, dummy. The Diaz bros fight. They don't dance around and "perform movement." I bet you think Condit beat Diaz.
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>>68140124

Jacare deserves his shot.
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>>68134100
Just finished watching.

Still laughing.
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>>68140037
Oh no, a fucking professional fighter actually uses skill and technique and wins all of his fights, what a faggot. Kys, casual scum.
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>>68140037
>this salty
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>>68140057
Not only that but what did Ariel had to win by telling Brock was back two hours before the official announcement ?
It's a race to the scoop, kinda useless.
It's not like he broke an insane exclusive story that he worked on for weeks.
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>>68140174
>Dana
Lmao.
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okay, i missed the whole Helwani thing last night. from what i gather, he reported some inside info and was subsequently fired for it during last night's event? stripped of credentials, which, i guess were UFC credentials b/c how else can a company strip a journalist of his credentials? that's not the way it works unless Helwani is a PR guy posing as a reporter while working for the UFC.

can someone clue me in if i have it all wrong here?
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>>68140076
It's just how journalism works, if you write about someone you have to give them a chance to comment. Suprises me Helwani didn't do that.
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>when you nut but DC keeps sucking
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>>68140037
>I want to see a fight, not performance art.

Dominic Cruz knocked down Faber twice and took him down multiple times. Just cause he isn't a stand and bang dummy and actually quite literally is the least hit fighter doesn't mean he's "running away" my casual friend
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H-hey
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>>68140203
>>Dana
did you even watch the fight you dumb spic?
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>>68138058

this guy is way too big for the manlets at featherweight

if he has any sense of decency he'll fight at 155 or 170
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>>68140207
He's just a journalist who got banned for life from all ufc events.
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>>68140175
>dummy
Holy shit, what a faggot, and a tripfag to boot.
>waste of life neckbeard faggot posting on 4chan is gonna tell a fucking two time world champion how to fight
I'll never get used to this.
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>>68140200
>what did Ariel had to win by telling Brock was back two hours before the official announcement ?

More twitter followers and reddit sympathizers.
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>>68140212
just feels like a reason that was invented afterwards, by a lawyer.

where's the warning, then?
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>>68138096
>the thing that rockhold did qualifies as a jab in mma
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>all these rustled (Yous)s

Like I said, when you pay money for a UFC ticket, you can talk about how great Cruz is. I saw him live last night. His fight was the objectively the worst one I saw. i didnt see the fight pass fights, maybe there was a boring decision on there. He's not a good champion. We'll see if you all are still on his nuts in a few weeks where he tears his uterus or fractures an ovary.
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>>68140207
>subsequently fired
they can't fire him because they don't employ him. he was stripped of his UFC credentials and banned from attending events.
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>>68140245
Did you watch Cruz and Faber's second fight?
Cruz won 49-46 that one and 50-45 this one.
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>>68140255
>if he has any sense of decency he'll fight at 155 or 170
he's skinny and very fragile you dumb fuck. He almost broke his hand punching faber in the face.
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>>68140255
t.conor
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>>68140183
Chill, bruh.
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>>68140297
here's another (you)
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>Hunches
Dominick Cruz will lose his next fight
Luke Rockhold will Lose-Win-Lose his next 3 fights
Bisping will not successfully defend his title
Conor will beat Nate in rematch

Post your hunches, /heem/
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>>68140311

I agree. Conor should be fighting at 155.
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>>68134100
>199
>best card ever

motherfucker wait till july
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>the only person saltier than Luke Rockhold right now is some Serbian cuck posting about muh cultural marxism and laying arbitrary conditions for Bisping to prove himself

Newsflash, there is no such thing as losing/winning against a 100% fighter, all fighters carry injuries so using that as an excuse to take away from Bisbongs win makes you look retarded.
Reading through your posts in the last thread and this one has been hilarious and thought provoking, but only because you are such a triggered cuck.
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>>68140297

Going to a UFC event doesn't mean you aren't a casual. You're still a casual in every sense of the word.

>He's not a good champion
>Came back after being off for 4 years and beat the guys at the top of the division and retained his belt in dominating fashion

Yeah he's just awful.
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>>68140297
>Like I said, when you pay money for a UFC ticket, you can talk about how great Cruz is. I saw him live last night. His fight was the objectively the worst one I saw. i didnt see the fight pass fights, maybe there was a boring decision on there. He's not a good champion. We'll see if you all are still on his nuts in a few weeks where he tears his uterus or fractures an ovary.

it's cause you saw it live from 2 miles away that you didn't know shit and keep talking out of your ass, reatd. Every professional fighter talks about how great Cruz is and he was the one chasing faber, faber running away.

Go back to worldstar if that's the kind of fights you wanna watch you retarded shit.
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>>68140245
DID you?

>He thinks a fucked up face means anything
I guess Conor won against Nate, right?
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>>68140338
>Dominick Cruz will lose his next fight
I don't think so. He's in his prime, and has pretty good momentum right now.
>Luke Rockhold will Lose-Win-Lose his next 3 fights
God i hope not.
>Bisping will not successfully defend his title
Unless a miracle happens, absolutely. In all likelihood Wiedman will murder him.
>Conor will beat Nate in rematch
I wan't to believe.
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>>68140037
> Feel free to shell out hundreds of dollars to watch a segment of dancing with the stars. I want to see a fight, not performance art

I can imagine Cruz fights suck live, especially in the cheap seats and following holloway's tribute to let me bang bro. Still a great fight, Faber was doing ok in the first round but completely shut down after getting tagged in the second. Cruz doesn't look as invincible as MM does and they're both in pretty shallow divisions.
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Something I just remembered. Going back to last night. While I was taking a piss, my gf said someone threw a beer cup at DC. Was that on the broadcast?
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>>68140299
>>68140256
gotcha. i was under the impression he worked for the UFC. so who does Helwani work/write/report for? is he freelance?
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>>68139462
>that time
Bisping confirmed for browsing heem
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AND SO I LET HIM BANG
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>>68140398
definitely not lol
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You know remember the greatest hype fight in UFC history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hduTvqt7vPU
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>>68140389
>I guess Conor won against Nate, right?

No you dumb beaner, Hendricks didn't get choked the fuck out. Fucking hell, does your retarded ass even know how analogies work? stick to spanish, puta.
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>>68140412
He had a job as an analyst on Fox but was let go from that a few months ago. His main gig is at MMAfighting
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rip ariel
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>>68140356
For what?

Brock to get punched in the gut and immediately keel over and cry for the ref?
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>>68140435
>Being this meta
Kys.
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>>68140338
>Cruz defends his title against some shitter while the UFC pushes Garbrandt.
>Rockhold fades into irrelevancy. Loses to Romero.
>Bisping loses belt to Jacare. Jacare faces Weidman in NY (unlikely but you never know).
>Conor loses rematch with Nate again. Vacates 145 and moves to 155.
>Aldo schools Edgar again and fights Holloway in early 2017.
>Jon Jones loses to Cormier.
>Brock gets KTFO'd by Hunt or JDS.
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>>68140338
>Dominick Cruz will lose his next fight
If it's a rematch with TJ then sure
>Luke Rockhold will Lose-Win-Lose his next 3 fights
Seriously doubt this. I think he beats Romero and Weidman again. As Werdum says, he was just being "too cock"
>Bisping will not successfully defend his title
Yup, he pulled a Matt Serra there.
>Conor will beat Nate in rematch
Yeah so that they can set up a 3rd fight, that's why Dana met with Nate to sell him on the idea.
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>>68140433
>6'3" 300lbs man in a fetal position
never was that entertained from a fight
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>early ufc, royce gracie:
"i'm not here for the money. i'm here for the martial art, for the honor of the family. i have no plans with the money, i'm gonna keep being myself and train and teach"
>today's ufc, conor and bisping:
"at the end of the day it's all about the money. i wanna get paid. i put on an act for the fans to get paid even more. pay me bitch"


what went wrong and at what point?
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>>68140412

mmafighting.com which is part of SBnation which is owned by Vox media

http://www.voxmedia.com/pages/about-vox-media
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brock lost his last to fight overeem

how do you think a fight of brock vs econoreem would go?
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>>68140364
>>the only person saltier than Luke Rockhold right now
is the Britbong cuck that got triggered to point of replying without actually tackling any of my arguments.
>all fighters carry injuries
Not talking about injuries. Rockhold fought like a retard and gave Bisping the win. His performance wasn't even worthy of top 15. This was not the Rockhold that murdered Machida and beat Wiedman.
>laying arbitrary conditions
Just beat a top guy who's still in his prime and is not fighting like his iq just got divided by ten. Not really hard. Beat a well performing Souza or Wiedman in the next fight and i'll eat my words.
>but only because you are such a triggered cuck
>a fucking britbong calling anyone a cuck
Top lel. You're literally the second most cucked nation on the planet, after Sweden.
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>>68140476

>Implying anyone can survive getting kicked in the body by a roided out Overeem, let alone if you have diverticulitis
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>>68140503
>"i'm not here for the money. i'm here for the martial art, for the honor of the family. i have no plans with the money, i'm gonna keep being myself and train and teach"
bullshit the rest of the gracies were cut off and only royce got rich. Rickson was pretty upset about it too and he was much better than Royce.
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>>68139826
No, he had a load more excuses than that
>>
Reyes vs Kim was one of the spiciest bangers I have ever seen in my life

There needs to be a category above just mere spicy, this was pure rocket fuel level of spice
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>>68140501
>pls no bully
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>>68138102
Herb Dean should have reffed this fight, and we could have seen it go into the 2nd round.

>>68130743
YES PLEASE
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>>68140297
>ticket for event
>doesn't show up for prelims
> stun gun/reyes is literally FOTY
casual scum
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>>68140453
cool, thanks.
so basically he subverted protocol for a scoop. i figure he could probably used some leverage with the UFC by contacting them and saying he'd postpone reporting on it for a first interview with Brock or something. that course of action might not have sat well with UFC brass, but it might not have gotten him banned from attending future events.
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>>68140503
You DO know that Gracies are scum, right?
>i'm here for the martial art, for the honor of the family
>which is why i'll cheat literally every chance i get, complain all the time and lie about everything
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>>68140536
>Not talking about injuries. Rockhold fought like a retard and gave Bisping the win. His performance wasn't even worthy of top 15. This was not the Rockhold that murdered Machida and beat Wiedman.

Big deal retard, same happened with jose and conor but you don't see anyone defending jose. It's the mind game that bisping played and won against dimwitted rocksoft.
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>>68140555

>Blocking 99% Of Punches With Their Faces: The Fight
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>>68140533
econoreem probably still shits on him
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>>68138336
>slavs
>looking different from each other
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NATTY GOAT
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>yfw on Monday DC has to see the man who heemed his boy
>Luke loses again
>Travis heems Cain
>Jones cucks DC again

Also Meltzer is saying Brocks opponent is being announced tomorrow night on ESPN. Hunt,Mir are definitely not viable opponents. Lesnar/Punk is not happening kek.
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Talking about the Gracies, the gym on Hawthorne in Palos Verdes/Torrance just closed down. It was there for years. I passed by as I drove to the Forum yesterday. Maybe they upgraded to a better space.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/rodrigo-gracie-jiu-jitsu-torrance
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>>68140602
Eceno gets ragdolled.
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>I rekt you in sparring m8
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>>68140601
Well I didn't say it was a beautiful technical display, just a spicy banger
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>>68138497
gotta admit, I'm starting to like the old cad.
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>>68140597
Jose ran into a perfect counter, he didn't throw the shitiest jab ever with a completely exposed chin, pause for some fucking reason, go back in a straight line, and then try to get up right when he got tagged. Seriously, Luke could have salvaged it at any point until that second punch.
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>>68140659
>Lesnar/Punk is not happening kek.

PLEASE don't tell me people believed this to be a possibility in a serious way.
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>>68138574
Uh...gsp, m80.
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>AKA in charge of holding belts when USADA is in town
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>>68140659
hopefully helwani will break the story before the announcement

oh wait kek
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Is the mewvment movement dead?
>>
how can a casual still think any ufc athlete is natty when brock lesnar is fighting at 200?
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>>68140597
Had nothing to do with mindgames, t b h. Rockhold already beat the fuck out of bisping once, he assumed he could easily do it again and got caught with a good punch.
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>>68140751
it will die with Conor once and for all on August 20th.
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>>68140735
>le slin gut man
>natty
lel
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>>68140595
>You DO know that Gracies are scum, right?
>inventors of MMA are scum
kek shutup, that family alone has contributed more in recent history than your entire country.
>inb4 muh tesla
tesla was an american that worked under big boss edison, dummy.

>>68140777
he was angry, wanted to teach bisping a lesson, got TAUGHT. He even said he didn't underestimate him in the post press.
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>>68140592
>so basically he subverted protocol for a scoop.

No, he had an inside source and like a journalist reported on the inside sources information. If he had contacted the UFC about it, they simply would have released the information first.
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>>68140803
0 (zero) failed drug tests
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>Conor - 3 steaks minimum
>Gets subbed
>Big Pigg - 3 steaks minimum
>Gets KO'd
>Guida with the bananas
>Gets KO'd with a knee
>Cockhold - 3 steaks minimum
>Gets KO'd

>Getting a haircut during embeddeds
>Coming out to Eminem
>Wearing black shorts in the main event
>>
went to bed early last night, just finished the main card. god damn, based fucking bisping. holloway fight also a highlight. hendo too, shouldn't have doubted him.

am i getting it right that ariel was thrown out for blowing the brock announcement early?

also watching prelims now, this reyes - kim fight is spicy af
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>>68140828
>7 eggs minimum
>undefeated
>>
BELIEVE YOU ME
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>>68140828
The reason he said he got the haircut convinced me he was going to lose
He said he didn't want his hair to shake around when Cruz hit him, which would supposedly make the judges think Cruz did more damage than he actually did
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>>68140814
>Inventors of MMA
Nigga what? It's not hard to hype your shitty family up by basically winning early bum fights before UFC and MMA even had universal rules
>>
@68140814
Shut the fuck up.
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>>68140659
>yfw on Monday DC has to see the man who heemed his boy
You mean at FS1 or what? Cause Bisping isn't always on there and I'm pretty sure they shoot that on Wednesdays.

I gotta say I like that AKA is losing their titles. Fuck that camp. Even if Cain beats travis, who cares, its not for a title.
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>>68140536

>makes no arguments other than salt and muh feels
wow how will i refute that

>his head wasn't in it! m-maybe next time!
the sport has a physical and mental component, and rockhold was and is soft. This has happened to countless other fighters so crying about that is pretty pathetic.

>Just beat a top guy who's still in his prime and is not fighting like his iq just got divided by ten
>and is not fighting like his iq just got divided by ten
There we go, laying arbitrary stipulations again. Why are you in denial?

>serbia
>got cucked in the 90s by NATO and has been irrelevant ever since
lmao way to look down on anyone else
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>>68140814
Jesus, how new are you? Seriously, what the fuck are you doing here? Do some fucking research before you spurt uneducated drivel, newshit.
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>>68140828
Wearing black shorts isn't a choice, the higher ranked fighter wears black shorts. And the champ obviously wears black/gold shorts
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>Gus beat Jones
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>>68140751
yes. mcgoobs confirmed touch butt in the park is poor preparation for a fight
>I was doing so much bounce foot-work, the balls of my feet were burned to a crisp. Looking back, it was ridiculous. I don't know what I was thinking.
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>>68138781
Will power is so important. And you see in so many different team sports that only Canadians and Americans have the willpower to change the outcome of a competition.
Nordics are good in solo sports, but not so much in team sports.
>>
I liked it better when quoting was against the rules
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>Jon...
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>>68140720
>Jose ran into a perfect counter, he didn't throw the shitiest jab ever with a completely exposed chin, pause for some fucking reason, go back in a straight line, and then try to get up right when he got tagged. Seriously, Luke could have salvaged it at any point until that second punch.

Luke gets caught, idiot. Have you even seen OP's gif?
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>>68140828
I'm glad you brought this up cause I was thinking about the steak thing in bed last night. I'm starting to think maybes these vegans (Nate, Bruce Leeroy, Tujillo) are on to something.

Anyways andrade came out to eminem and won. My gf and I were joking that Penne should have watched out to "mom's spaghetti" cause penne is a pasta.
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>>68140952
>even accidentally glancing at any op ever
lmaeo what a loser
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>>68140943
ive had enough
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
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>>68140037
Fuck off Cody Garbage
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n-no t-touch
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>>68140991
good leaves more coom to me
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>Michael Bisping is the """undisputed""" middleweight champion of the world
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>>68140976
Nate isn't a vegan, he eats shrimp
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>>68140991
>finally gets a champion
>going away
wew laddie
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>>68140906
>Jesus, how new are you? Seriously, what the fuck are you doing here? Do some fucking research before you spurt uneducated drivel, newshit.
>serbia contributions since 1940
nothings
>Gracie family
BJJ

single family rekt your entire country lmao kys faggot
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>rewatching card
>skipped ahead to Hendo/Lombard
>rewound it to see the cutgirl rub vaseline on Lombard
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>tfw no tweets from Ariel for over 12 hours.

I-is he dead lads?
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>>68141061
he's shutting his goof mouth
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>Can you meme me now?
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>>68139090
Brazil in charge of PED's. lol.

Whoa - look out for that mosquito!!!
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>>68141032
>nate isnt vegan
Tell him that.

https://youtu.be/lgASjqtbUPY?t=37
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Don't come in too overconfident pal, I'll wipe that smug look off your face believe you me.
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Is Wonderboy doesn't beat Rory I'll kill myself.
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>>68140037
God you are such a dumb faggot
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Bisping went from begging for a fight with CM Punk to middleweight champion in a year.
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>>68141089
I take it back theres a natty in ufc again >>68141083
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>>68141061
I picture Fertitta whacking him Joe Pesci in Casino style
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>>68140900
I'll see you at his first title defense, Britshit. I'm ready to come here and eat my words, while you'll be hiding like a bitch.

>>got cucked in the 90s by NATO and has been irrelevant ever since
>cucked
I know it's a buzzword, but it really doesn't apply. We're doing pretty alright, could be better, of course, but hey. YOU, on the other hand:
>Government literally allows girls and women to be raped and does nothing about it
>actual Brits have less rights then muslims and niggers
>wants to confiscate all weapons so you can't even defend yourselves
>promotes muslims over their own culture
My boy, when i say you're cucked, i don't mean that in some buzzword way, like you got rekt, or rused, or anything like that. I mean you are LITERALLY ''Ahmed and Jamal fucking your women while you do nothing about it but watch and cry'' cucked. So who THE FUCK are you to look down on anyone? Unless, of course, you're muslim or black, in which case sure, Britain's great for you then.
>>
So is UFC 200 now officially #RedHorseshoeNight? Or is it still #RedPantyNight? Regardless though, Jon and DC are going to get fucking paid because of Brock.
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>>68141115
if he was in Vegas, they would take him out to the desert like they did in Casino.
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>>68139912
No, but it reminds me of Sergio Martinez. They even look a lot a like.
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>>68140900
>>68141132
Oh yea, also
>uses shitty anime reaction images
>calls anyone autistic
I think we're done here.
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>>68141132
>Croatia coming in hot
>>
Costas Philippou

More like

Costas Philliwho

Hey buddeh listen to me, every fight is different believe you me
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>>68141061
The Fertittas and Dana have him at gunpoint in the desert

Mossad is on the case
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Is Meme City your boy?
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Name a better poster than Serbiabro

Protip you can't
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>>68141132
>literally a serb
kek why is every serb on 4chan such a shithead?

pic related, serb literally means slave with bad shoes.
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>>68141132
>I mean you are LITERALLY ''Ahmed and Jamal fucking your women while you do nothing about it but watch and cry'' cucked

this honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
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>>68141257
dockbro
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>>68141253

>Le lose 3 rounds man then start charging in with 30 seconds left
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>>68141169
>>68141262
>murica damage control
Cucks protecting cucks, i guess.
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>>68141257
Kenya
Netherlands
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>>68141294
Shut the fuck up before I bury you in your docks
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>>68141274
Hahaha holy shit, thanks man.
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>>68141296
>Lose 3 rounds

I get it, you fell for the 'Guida moves like a fucktard, he's so exciting and winning' meme
Off yourself my man
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>>68140180
Croc boy deserves to get heemed by Yoel
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>>68141274
>this honestly
are you retarded? Do you only live on the internet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-b11PcC8rs
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>>68141297

>Cucks

Quit misusing this new buzzword you just learnt
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>>68141257
Even though he's mad at me for not liking cruz he's a good fight fan poster but I wish he wouldnt get sucked into /int/posting so easily.
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>>68141253
>anabolic steroids
My boys are natty
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>>68139174
thanks, bro
cool to hear how it was on the spot
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guys... I miss all the schaubposting and /ngannou/ posts.

what happened to Adan/lmaobud?
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>>68141333

He was going to win that fight if it went to decision you dumb inbred. He was also losing the Brandao fight till the 3rd round.
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>>68141347
Your women castrated you, fags and trannies and niggers have more rights and freedom then you, you're shamed for being white and straight... i think it applies pretty well.
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>>68141362
People have other stuff to talk about. You'll get attention again later
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>I got my head checked
>By a jumbo jet
>It wasn't easy
>But nothing is

What did he meme by this?
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>>68141362
We are always here
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>>68141375
>He was going to win that fight if it went to decision you dumb inbred
Yes, Ortega was
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>>68139213
>But Luke wasn't having it and kept calling him a dick and saying he got lucky
Wow, he's such an asshole.
It seemed that his IQ went down a lot after Vitor. I guess we can expect hi to have trouble tying his shoes, now.
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>>68141297
>the name of his ethnicity is literally slave
you can't get cukd more than that, tomislav
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>>68141132
>>68141167
Serb-bro just BTFO britcuck
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Brock vs Nelson
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>>68141132
>hiding
why would I be hiding? From you? And your e-rage? lol okay kiddo, i wouldn't want to piss you off

>thinks all british people live in inner city poverty
>believes daily mail sensationalism targeted at low IQ working class plebs (like yourself)
I'm middle class and white and can happily avoid that by living in a nice community away from poor people.
Meanwhile you live in a country filled with poverty and white niggers. Why do you think you're any better than the minorities in this country? Shouldn't you be out on the construction yard trying to earn your meagre wage my dear friend?

>abloobloo anime images
clutching at straws i see :^)

>i think we're done here
Maybe you are, but none of the nonsense you have said has really convinced me you know what you're talking about.
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>>68140037
>all these faggots triggered by you insulting cruz
kek heem is filled with more pussies than r/mma i could knockout every single one of them
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>>68141479
he's fighting that memer the beast or whatever he calls himself now
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>>68139222
>Feel bad for Helwani for missing Bisbings win :(
>And wtf is wrong with UFC banning him for life, for sure that's gonna backfire.
the fuck??
what's the story here? i haven't heard about this
how stupid can the UFC be? after treating Brock and GSP like shit, you figure they'd learn after those guys walked and the UFC revenue plunged to the point where they had to hype women's mma.
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>>68141497
Nice samefag, bud
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>>68141415

It's not willful stupidity anymore is it?
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>>68139855
Helwani can be a NEET now. He can just interview people on his podcast at home and watch UFC events from home in his PJs
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>>68141524
Broke news that Bork was coming back for UFC 200, confirmed in a promo during 199

No excitement was spoiled
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>>68139290
yeah, it's understandable but in that same situation, someone like GSP would still be humble and classy. Luke just makes himself look trashy and stupid doing that shit.
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>>68141578
godamn it tyreese are you ever stupid
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Where were you when America's own Mike "The Patriot" Bisping knocked out fellow colonist and union sympathizer Luke "Benedict" Rockhold in the name of liberty without taxation?
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>>68141382

>Your brain on /pol/

Might as well have some kind of head trauma. Were you recently spiked on your head?
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>>68141578
thats the first round. The judges had the second round split for Ortega and I thought he was winning the third round. He would have most likely got a split decision win.
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>>68141524
apparently smelwani ratted out that Bork was on 200 before uncle Dana did his big carny reveal

I guess that pissed them off enough to remove kike
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>>68141103
I'm right there with ya pal. My boys have been losing left and right. Hopefully Lawler gave Rory brain damage and Wonderboy will finish him early. Cause I don't see it going well for him if it goes into the later rounds.
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>>68141382
lad...
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>they're bringing bork "doesn't react well to strikes' lazer back in the USADA era
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>>68141480
>country is literally laughing stock over how cucked it is
>''B-But it doesn't happen to m-me''
And?
>clutching at straws i see
Not really, i like anime. But judging by your spam and the images you use, i can already tell what kid a ''person'' (using the term loosely) you are. My honest advice: Kill Urself My Man
>Shouldn't you be out on the construction yard trying to earn your meagre wage my dear friend?
No? Like i said, we're doing ok. Getting desperate, i see, you're spewing literal bullshit now. That's ok, i'd go crazy too if i was half the cuck you are.
>why would I be hiding? From you? And your e-rage?
I meant not being man enough to come forward and eat your words. But you're too retarded to understand even that.
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>>68141578
>one round is the entire fight

get out cecil
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>>68141613

The poor serb thinks that all of the US = san francisco during gay pride.
Literally has no perspective other than whatever cliches he's fed through """"redpilled"""" youtube videos.
Pretty funny tbqh
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>>68141460
Except by actually getting cucked, like you and bongfag here are.
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>>68141668
I felt a little bad for luke after seeing DC's face, but then i remembered he's a smug shit and i hope he gets beaten up again and again
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>>68141610

>tyreese

Ah yes I just love all the /b/ kid casuals we get after every card, but I'll bite into your bait cause I've got nothing better to do. Guida won the first two rounds, he won the first one in dominating fashion. Ortega's corner was shouting at him to go for the finish cause they knew there was a chance the judges had him down by 2, some guy was literally shouting, "TIME TO GO TO WORK" if he was leading comfortably there was no need for that, he did the same thing in the Brandao fight.

Mouthing off stupid insults you just learnt yesterday from your cesspool homeboard (/b/, /pol/, /int/) does not make you right you irrelevant moose, you could be trolling but this site is full of so many idiots I fail to believe that you.
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>>68141612
I don't know but I was right here when Sweden's own Mikael "Greven" Bispingsson KOed the jihadist sympathizer Luqa al-Rockholdi

Truly a blow for equal rights everywhere
>>
All of you are acting like a bunch of bitches. "Oh my country","your country sucks","cuck cuck cuck!". None of us were involved with NATO in the 90's. "Jamal and Achmed", "Las Malvinas". None of you have do anything to improve your country. Why do you care what they're doing and who they're fucking? Care about what you're doing. This is why I could heem each and every one of you. Instead of training,taking scoops of Mutant Whey,lifting,going out and meeting people all of you are arguing on a Polynesian Paper Producing website. On the sports section. You are arguing about politics on the sports section. Instead of lifting,fighting and becoming a 5%'er all of you are talking about dumb shit. If you guys talked that shit to me I don't care where you're from, USA,Canada,Argentina,Spain,Croatia all I know if you bleed red. And I make green,lining my pockets, stealing your lunch money. I'd heem each and every here.
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>>68141694
Rockhold looked pretty handsome in the post-presser. Considering he just got ktfo.
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>>68141397
I never even knew the lyrics til now. I thought it was "got my head shaved"

Here's his walkout. I broke my galaxy last week and had to use my shitty old moto x last night.

https://streamable.com/kx87
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Believe you me every fight is different, it only takes one shot.
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>>68141616
I had it for Ortega, Rogan and Mike had it going completely Guida's way though
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>>68141748
guida lost round two and you're a burden to your loved ones
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>>68141748
>>68141748
>muh being right
>muh argewmints

You're a retard who belongs on Reddit.
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>>68141748
>Guida won the first two rounds

he won the first but lost the second by split
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>>68141753
I want to throw one of these animals in a cage with a Chimpanzee and see waht happens.
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>>68141777
believe you me, lad.
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>>68141774
Did Bisping get more cheers than Rockhold?
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>>68139437
luke is an asshole tho
look at him pretending it wasn't Chris' stupid kick that gave him that W.
Saying Bisping got lucky after he hands Luke's ass to him.
he's just a bitch and a whiner, that's all. nothing more than a good-looking Johny Hendricks
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>>68141796

>This is the best he can do

When summer school opens, tell your fellow teens to teach you how to be a proper troll.

>>68141809

>How dare people discuss MMA in the sports board? Let's talk about cucks and black men's dicks.

Why are you even here? Go be retarded somewhere you'll be accepted for it.
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>>68141839
>Did Bisping get more cheers than Rockhold?
yes cockhold is too smug for anyone to like him. He was getting booed in the press conference until they started talking and people took his side against smuggypants
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>>68139552
In the dream are you catching or pitching?
>>
So the samurai meme, that dies now?
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>>68141887

So fucking based kek

Werdum /stillmyboy/
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>>68141774
who came out to song2? cockhold?
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>jon jones! get your dick together boy, cuz i'm succin!
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What did he mean by this?
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>>68139609
lol
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>>68139552
>Am i gay for thinking about having sex with Luke Rockhold

why does everyone think luke is handsome? I don't see it, he looks like your average bearded white guy. He's no GSP.
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>>68141919
>>>/casual/
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>>68141919

>who came out to song2?

Damn casuals
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>>68141883
Pfffft
Think I'll be staying
Cry some more cucky
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>>68141694
great pic
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>>68141938
I've been practicing Jon. you better be ready.
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>>68141969
here's a better version
>>
We're all friends here
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>>68141839
I think during the introductions probably bisbing. I might be biased though cause when youre cheering youre not really listening to compare, and I was cheering and clapping for bisping and not really reacting to rockhold. The crowd way louder when song 2 hit than when rockhold's shit rap track hit, but that's more likely because fight fans know song 2 is bisping's song. It's an iconic walkout song. I couldnt even tell you the artist Rockhold came out to.
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>>68141892

If Rockhold were a real samurai he would have killed himself already for bringing shame to his ancestors
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>>68139722
Carwin's punching power is incredible. Look at his massive hands here making Brock's look normal.
Carwin lifted Mir off the ground with that hit in their fight. Mir is a big boy.
I'd love to see Carwin fuck up Brock this time.
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>>68141968

>Pffft

Go on finish your sentence buddeh. Nothing to say eh?

>Denmark

Literally who even cares
>>
Conor, sans tattoos
>>
>2016
>getting heemed by Bisbong
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>>68141953
where have you been mexico
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>>68142057
I'm pretty sure Carwin's neck is fucked up beyond repair
>>
>>68141947
>>68142008
Do you think it somewhere hurts on the inside when you are crushing the dreams of someone you know to pursue your own?
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>>68142064
>who cares
you do lmao
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succ
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>>68141829
It ends bad for the chimpanzee. Trust me. Be careful.
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>>68142072
wow, sans steroids too
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>>68142083
yeah schaub really fucked him up in their sparring
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>>68142008
dumbass shouldnt have shaven the beard. Probably would have saved him from getting knocked out.

Ever notice how bearded guys get KO'd far less than beardlets?it's basically a pillow on your jaw
>>
Are vaccines a performance enhancer?
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>>68142119
Is Carwin to blame on Schaub's non existant chin?
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>>68141953
>>68141955
no really guys I need to know
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>>68141980
>if i want to take jon down 100 times, i'll take jon down 100 times!
>>
>>68142083

It's ok, if he fights Brock he won't need to worry about head movement
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>>68142127
There is science supporting the beard as a fighting asset. Also Faber says cornrows protect your scalp from getting cut by elbows.
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>>68139723
Vitor reduced Luke's IQ by about 30 points, and Bisping dropped it even lower. I'm surprised Luke can still string a sentence together.
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>>68141382
America is not California
Openly transfag people in the south will literally get ridiculed and assaulted on the street
t. South Carolinian
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>>68142127

Reminder that this body type is the natty limit for all divisions, everyone else is on the gas.
>>
>>68142161
damn that scrawny fro dude must be bulletproof then
>>
So we got Rockhold, Weidman, Jacare. Who fights who? I guess Weidman isnt worth talking about since he's getting surgery. So Rockhold/Jacare rematch? What about Yoel Romero?
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>>68142127
will he end the black beast meme?
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>>68142147
Yes, no one gave Schaub more head trauma than Carwin.
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>>68141693

>country is relevant and prospering
>some cuckold from a backwater baltic shithole makes up statements about British culture based on little to no actual knowledge
We don't actually care if small pathetic countries laugh at us, we know its just sour grapes since their countries are merely "doing alright" (i.e grovelling for hand outs). The fact that any serb would give an arm and a leg to come work in Great Britain is proof enough that you, as a people and as a country, are cucked by default.

>i like anime
Opinion discarded

>getting desperate
I'm not about to get desperate in an argument I'm clearly winning. Your delusions about a country based on /pol/ threads are in no way backing me in a corner. Rather it is clear that you are looking for any reason you can to one-up your clear superiors.

>man enough
hahaha what. I don't want to know how fragile your sense of masculinity is if its tied to something so trivial. If bisbong loses i'll just accept it and move on with my life. I'm glad im not as big a saddo as you mate.
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>>68142147
100% absolutely yes
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>>68142211
YA SUSPENDED 90 DAYS FOR GETTIN KNOCKED OUT BUDDEH
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>>68142163
>Vitor reduced Luke's IQ by about 30 points, and Bisping dropped it even lower. I'm surprised Luke can still string a sentence together.

did luke get slower after that headkick? he sounds a bit dim, talks pretty slowly. Bisping got rocked so hard from vitor, his retina was detached.
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>>68142176

>Justifying yourself to a Serb

Someone living in literally any part of the US has a higher quality of life than anyone in Eastern Europe
>>
Any predictions for Bork "Anywhere But The Face" Lesnar vs Shane "Murdered Frank Mir With My Bare Hands" Carwin?
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>>68140037
>That's a good point by Sholler.
You've got to be kidding. You can't be this stupid.

>I want to see a fight, not performance art.
OK, Just Bleed.
You realize these guys are athletes whose job is to win, not entertainers whose job is to thrill you, right?
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>>68142213
>will he end the black beast meme?
shouldn't you be rooting for your fellow dark skinned friends?
>>
>>68140880
Yeah, that was a very interesting thing to say. If that's even a little bit true, then MMA judges would be the most worthless sports officiators on the planet.
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>>68142127
You DO know why "elite" athletes all have beards, right? It's to hide their big disproportioned jaws as a results of all the hgh/steroids.

Whenever you see beard, assume hgh/steroids.
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>>68142289
nah, I like roy
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>>68140057
protocol?
he's a fucking reporter, not their fucking lap dog.
fuck off, commie.
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>>68142263
Its something that annoys me since moving to europe is all. Everyone thinks america is like cucked cali, easily one of the worst states of all
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>>68142289
>shouldn't you be rooting for your fellow dark skinned friends?
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He died for our sins
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>>68142213

>wanting the black beast meme to end
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>>68138096

Rockhold's defence is so fucking disrespectful. What did he think, that he could take any hit from Bisping, a seasoned MMA pro? He doesn't deserve a rematch.
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>>68142224
>Serbia
>baltic
You're not really doing yourself any favours here Nigel
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>you will live to see a fat manlet, mark hunt, walk off KO lesnar with a million mandrama fags watching
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https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/739532806804623360

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/luke-thomas-is-the-most-insufferable-mma-journalist-there-is.3259595/
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>>68142156
>where that dick at jon?
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I'm happy for bisping really, but i feel like the middleweight belt is going to move around soon. Jacaré can beat Bisping and Weidman can too. Either fight would be fair for the first bisping title defense, but if Weidman gets the shot first, my guess is that he will take the belt and jacaré will take it from him in the next fight. Hope they don't rematch luckhold, that would be as stupid as rematching aldo after 1st round knockout vs mcgregor.

Seems like the only champ who is apparently dominating his class currently is mighty mouse. Lets see what happens with bones. The only way I see for the 200 card beat this one is with a Cormier win, preferably with knockout, but thats very unlikely.
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>>68142318
>It's to hide their big disproportioned jaws as a results of all the hgh/steroids.
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>>68142357
>Shlomo got BTFO
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>>68142365
I don't dislike the black beast, I like roy more.
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>>68142357
He made sure to kill our lord and saviour first.
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Is there a list of /heem/ approved videogames? I saw the movie list. I'm not talking about EA UFC,Marvel vs Capcom or regulated shit. Refs,time limits. I mean real fighting. On the streets. Pipes,pipebombs,bottles,bats,real fighting. Pic related.
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>>68142376

>Making fun of mandrama fans when they're the ones you need to keep your sport from not doing horrific buys
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Did Ali's soul pass through the Forum before going to heaven last night, /heem/? Did he power up Hendo and Bisping on his way out of this realm?
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>>68142383
>I'm happy for bisping really, but i feel like the middleweight belt is going to move around soon. Jacaré can beat Bisping and Weidman can too.

Bisping should retire as the world champ, pursue movie career. Better money, he's too old either way.
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>>68142373

Lel, ffs m8. I don't know why i wrote that, i couldn't even point out serbia on a map
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blood magic was at work last night lads. ariel's career and ali's life fueled Bisbong's abilities
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>>68142456
F
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>>68140174
>yea just like their GSP winning the decision hendicks
watch the fight again, and turn off the sound so you don't hear Joe's constant cheerleading for Johny. GSP won that fight, and don't tell us that "look at his face" bullshit, that's not how adults judge fights, ffs.
GSP looked like hell after every fight, and BJ Penn looked untouched after every fight (until the end of his career).
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>>68142411
I've been playing Bully on my PS4 and it has some fun fighting mechanics. You can throw combos and do ground and pound. Also downloaded San Andreas. Remember in that game you learn new moves in each city's gym. I always liked the second set of moves the best. You had the knees to the head from the clinch.
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MAKE WAY FOR THE NEXT CHAMP. MAY HE REIGN FOR THE NEXT HALF A DECADE

seriously though, he's the scariest looking fighter in the UFC roster
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>>68142411
>/heem/ approved videogames
>Pipes,pipebombs,bottles,bats,real fighting

>UFC 200
>doctor stoppage after aldo blows edgar's legs off with a grenade
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>>68142411

I could heem every here on ufc 2
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>>68140200
- wut?
lol
you'd be a great coach
"OK, you've got the 100m sprint now, but don't bother trying to be the best. What's the point?"
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>>68142411
>movie list

?
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>>68142509

He got stopped by Romero.
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>>68142474
>GSP pussy punches are comparable to hendrick's powershots
yeh nah
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>>68142543
Jacare won the fight 29-28, though
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>>68140212
>It's just how journalism works, if you write about someone you have to give them a chance to comment. Suprises me Helwani didn't do that.

that is patently untrue
you owe your subject nothing, especially in this kind of story.
where in fuck do you get these bullshit ideas?
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>>68142543
>split decision

Romero is also the most jacked guy in the roster though
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>>68142509
[arm gatoring intensifies]
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>>68142411
I was always taking the black guy at this game, does it means I was a cuck?
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>>68142384
Sorry to burst your bubble.
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>>68142576
check the records bud
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>>68142531

>Getting mad you got a lifetime ban for leaking important news

>Flag

Makes sense. Ariel is the only relevant Canadian in MMA today, that's weeks removed from Rory getting his chin permanently deleted.
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>>68142611
NEW
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>>68142543
Romero is also the most jacked guy in the roster , but he's not as scary lookin as THE GATOR
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>>68141952
Bearded white guy? He doesn't have a beard...
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>>68140245
how a fighter LOOKS has nothing to do with anything
lol
go back to wwe
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>>68142593
If you're writing an exposé or something damaging about a person or company you ethically have to give them a right to reply.

That isn't required in this case.
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>>68142607
>what are camera angles
i'm not saying roids dont affect jaws, but it's not that significant.
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>>68140277
that Lowlander has no idea what he's talking about.
no reporter is required to give anyone a chance to comment. that is complete bullshit Pays-Bas made up.
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>>68142492
Wasn't that third set? The gym in San Fierro was the kung fu one I think
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>>68140918

It just seemed like bullshit that it was a unanimous decision. I expected a split. Both Jones and Gus looked like they didn't know who won.

Whatever though.
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Is he still your boy /heem/?
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>>68138174
Is there a bigger faggot then Clay Guida
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>>68142411
Sleeping Dogs is pretty fun
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>>68142411
>>
Where are the offial fight threads? Please someone hook me there can't find them anywhere
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>>68142671
He has "LA douche stubble" as Rogan calls it.
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>>68142211
I thought word was that weidman was gonna recover quickly and be able to fight in only a few months.

Anyway, here's how I see it going:
Fight A: Bisping vs Jacare
Fight B: Rockhold vs Romero
(Weidman needs more time off)
Fight C: Weidman vs. Winner of Fight A
Fight D: Winner of Fight B vs Winner of fight C
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>>68142224
>>country is relevant and prospering
It's not the 19th century anymore, m8.
>I don't want to know how fragile your sense of masculinity is
Probably not as fragile as your sense of nationalism considering you replied to my posts on two different threads just because i wasn't sucking your bong's dick, Ahmed.
>Your delusions
>I'm not about to get desperate in an argument I'm clearly winning
>Calling anyone else delusional.

>Opinion discarded
Shit, m8, you sure got me.
>Your delusions about a country based on /pol/ threads
Hahaha. I love this. This ''/pol/ is the source of all negative opinions on a country and is always lying'' meme. No, cuckmed, i don't get my info from /pol/. I get it from news articles and broadcasts from your very own country, from newspapers and internet. But i'm sure all of those lie too.
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>>68140175
>>68140212
>>68140277

>invented afterwards, by a lawyer

Actually, it is a required standard under libel law that publications do all that is reasonably expected to confirm their stories and to receive retorts from the organisations or people they are writing stories about. This obviously isn't a case of libel, but reaching out for comment is a professional standard which EVERY journalist knows, because it allows them to protect themselves. The fact that >leredditsfavoritejewreporterman thought he was above this standard demonstrates how fucking mighty he thought he was.

Needed taking down a peg or three.
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>>68142835
check the archive and search for OFFICIAL UFC 199
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>>68141753
how would these 2 beasts fare against current HW competition
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>>68141036
>Gracies invented BJJ
Just stole ground techniques from Judo and simplified them. Holy shit, keep making me laugh, newshit, this is incredible.
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>>68139826
Hendricks v.2
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>>68142970
But I'm using clover i don't want to watch it on a web browser
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>>68139989
you figure Rockhold is going to come back from this and be untouchable for the next decade?
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>>68142282
Brock dies.
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Are there any other Slavs in title contention?
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[arm gators viciously]
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>>68142381
>you think i'm just going to stand here and not let you get your dick sucked jon?
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>>68143341
Bisping is Polish
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bisping is as english as RDA is brazilian
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>>68142437
>Bisping should retire as the world champ, pursue movie career
not a bad idea, he's a good-looking dude - he could do anything Jason Statham has done.
It'd be nice to see him make some REAL money for once.
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>>68142557
way to casualize it, Ethan
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>>68142599
not every fetish means you're a cuck.
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>>68143688
he already has a role in the new Twin Peaks so maybe he could do more of that kinda stuff if he doesn't suck in it
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>>68142668
Uh, why is Luke wearing his wife's blouse?
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>>68143621
bisping is actually half polish
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>>68142769
I remember that guy. Did he died from the heart disease from the 'roids?
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>>68142959
lol
everything you said is crap
you don't understand law at all
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>>68143688

isnt he the highest earning ufc fighter?
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>>68143019
>Just stole ground techniques from Judo and simplified them. Holy shit, keep making me laugh, newshit, this is incredible.
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>>68143080
>>68121080
Try finding your way from there
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Leave low ppv ratings to me...

Kimbo vs Bork when?
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>>68138096

LMAO

Getting heemed by a shit-tier MW like Bispiss proves Rockhold is and always has been a massive faggot.

Look forward to seeing Bispiss get destroyed in his next fight against Weidman, Belfort, Jacare Souza, Uriah Hall or literally anyone at 185 they throw against him.
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>>68139803

ROCKHOLD = KEKOLD
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>>68140918
Never forget that Gus hammered Jones so hard Jones cried backstage due to the pain.
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