5 Round Middleweight Title Fight
Luke Rockhold(c) (15-2-0) vs. Michael Bisping (28-7-0)
5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
Dominick Cruz(c) (21-1-0) vs. Urijah Faber (33-8-0)
Featherweight
Max Holloway def Ricardo Lamas via SPICY BANGER
Middleweight
Dan Henderson defHector Lombard via rd 2 SHADOW REALM KO
Lightweight
Dustin Poirier def Bobby Green via rd 1 TKO
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST
Featherweight
Brian Ortega def Clay Guida via rd 3 HEEEEEM
Lightweight
Beneil Dariush def James Vick via rd 1 HEEEEEEM
Women's Strawweight
Jéssica Andrade def Jessica Penne via rd 2 TKO
Featherweight
Alex Caceres def Cole Miller via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:15pm ET / 3:15pm PT / 11:15pm BST
Welterweight
Sean Strickland def Tom Breese via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Light Heavyweight
Luis Henrique da Silva def Jonathan Wilson via rd 2 TKO(gnp)
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-4-0) vs. Elvis Mutapcic ends in a majority draw(29-28,28-29,28-28)
Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Dong Hyun Kim via rd 3 TKO
SCHAUB IS GOD
First for HEEM of the night
stream plz
>>68121121
HEIL SCHAUB
BANG
hope the title fights do not dissapoint cause its been amazing so far
>>68121152
ufc.tv
>crowd silent with dumbass actors
>crowd goes wild with chuck
it just keeps getting better
BORK
BORK
BORK
>Cruz backpedaling to a decision again.
>>68121210
>They're both upsets
>This card will never be topped
Who do you guys got?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401231
>>68121152
network.wwe.com
>>68121152
>2016
>stealing content
LESSSSSNAAARRRR??????
>>68121286
Please god let that happen.
>Brock
OMG
UFC 199 COMFIRMED FOR GOAT CARD OF ALL TIME
>No double knockout at the end
Who Lesnar vs Hunt??
>>68121357
That would be amazing. Is that an option when betting online? double-ko in the last round?
>2016
>Mandrama fights
>yfw /asp/ will pollute /heem/ for the next month
>Spicy bangers all night
>Literally so spicy cant handle it
>Brock comes back
Greatest card of all time
My WiFi went down straight after Hendo fight
Please tell me what I've missed. I saw Brock got confirmed, how did they announce it?
This card has been one heck of a spicy banger
>inb4 Cruz marathonfest
>>68121520
the only thing you need to know is you're in the wrong thread
>>68119982
>>68119982
>>68119982
acestrea.m dead?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Is Dominick Cruz the Roy Jones Jr. of MMA?
Jesus, what can Faber do? Dude looks perplexed
>urijah has got to attack the legS
Thank you rogan IKR
Nearly time for the first ever British UFC champion
where is the meme magic?
>>68122636
Roy Jones is fun to watch though
Cruz stinking up another card.
>>68122605
does anyone else think Dillashaw looks like Doug Funny with gyno?
YOU NOW REMEMBER MIGUEL TORRES.
where can i watch the fights?
FABERS HANDS BROKEN AGAIN?
5am, feeling pretty sleepy
>Urijah doing a little shuffle
what a lel
>>68122637
Retire.
Who here is \using an illegal stream\ here?
Could a fellow anonymous member direct me to an illegal stream for my viewing pleasure. Please share if you are using the stream as well.
Thank you
30-27 Cruz. I hope Faber pulls out some meme magic.
soooo 30-27 Cruz
Why is Faber standing on the outside.
>>68122663
can't break your hand when you're just punching air
URIJAH IS DONE
cruz doesn't even look good but he's outstriking him
towelhead faber
30 - 27 Cruz
Faber confirmed rattled
LMAO
>>68122637
boot the cunt
Faber needs to retire and be a full-time head coach at alpha manlet.
Sigh...Faber isn't even trying now.
>>68122680
http://singi.club/wlive28.html
WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, FABER FAGS?
>>68122687
Because he got dropped
>Mobility based fighter with crippling leg injuries
>Nobody throws fucking leg kicks
>>68122662
http://singi
.club/wlive28.html
>Casuals will say Cruz sucks
People who don't like this fight be honest how long have you been watching combat sports?
KICK HIS FUCKING LEGS
DO SOMETHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68122645
Nahh, not enough power and in ring antics. pernell whittaker would be a better comparison because of the footwork.
What's faber's game plan other than hope the judges are retarded
>>68122680
its not hard to use google
Will Faber get fined for that?
Why does Faber still get title shots?
>>68122678
who is skeeter then
>>68122699
#CRUZMISSLE HERE
>>68121080
That /spicy/ push
cruz is a treat to watch
>>68122680
http://w ww.stream 2u.tv/watch/37982/1/UFC-199-Rock hold-vs-Bisping-2.html
Take the spaces out. You're welcome
>>68122713
Haymaker
Faber landed 8 of 41 strikes in round 3
>>68122713
free torque gear for the judges
why did fabers corner not tell him that he's lost the first 3 rounds and needs to pick it up?
URIAH MORE LIKE URINE
>we almost got a Cruz heem
>>68122713
Hope they're also blind, too.
Miracle guillotine coming wait for it faggots. Faber wins by guillotine round 5.
That disrespect
HEEM INC
LETS BANG BRO
>Jon..
>>68122647
Hello 194er
another decision for cruz
>>68122706
15 years
>>68122680
Nice try dana ya goof
>>68122651
TJ is the rich dude in 80s movies who wants to shut down the protagonist's family's ski resort.
>>68122709
Manlets will forever be btfo in combat sports.
>>68121269
>Faber moving backwards even more
Fuck Cruz
Such a boring/jew style of fighting
Urijah pretty much needs a finish here
What a meme...he could pull it off but if TJ couldn't do it then I don't see how he would.
>>68122759
Nah I just see Doug Funny with bewbs.
>>68122680
Dana pls go
It's another episode of Cruz goes to decision. Sure is an exciting fighter :~)
>people actually like dominick cruz
I really wish for Urijah throwing a leg kick at Dominick's knee in the 5th round, and it gets fucked yet again, making Faber the winner. But I know IT WONT FUCKING HAPPEN
>I hate seeing technique
pls stop with this
they're both missing and backpedaling jesus this fight is shit especially for a trilogy .. way to end it pussies
>>68122780
Agreed
>BREAKING NEWS: Brock's opponent at UFC 200 has been named to be, Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub. Both fighters come out of retirement to face each other at the event
HOLY FUCK
>>68122780
He's a boxer. He hits for points like Mayweather
>>68122780
hahahhaha i love manlet tears
it would be cool to see cruz picked apart
it feels like if someone really tried they could exploit his style pretty well
all of this non-fighting, typical cruz-n-snooze
Does Faber gameplan for fights? Because he still looks like he has no idea how to fight Cruz
>>68122780
JUST STAND AND BANG BRO JUST STAND AND BANG
Oh shit
>>68122653
Holy fuck, I'd completely forgotten about Miguel Rape Jokes.
>Getting dropped twice by Cruz
Faber is finished
>>68122780
We get it. You're a casual.
Shut up and try and learn something.
GONE
HEEEEEEEM
>>68122775
R A T T L E D
A
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L
E
D
>>68122791
I hate Cruz but I hate Faber more.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>Faber's chin
honestly just pathetic
>still cant finish
U cant make this shit up
>>68122821
Im sure boxing fans say the same about floyd mayweather.
>Faber finally tries to throw a kick
>It's hilariously comical
>faber wondering why TJ left team alphashit
this performance is why
Why cant anyone hit Cruz in the face every time he ducks the same way over and over again?
>>68122804
>if someone really tried
That person doesn't exist as far as I know.
>THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF FABER
why no leg kicks? seems like an obvious strategy
this is sad, faber is getting completely btfo
my stream is one million light years behind
>>68122815
Cruz just broke his hand
>>68122831(You)
IS FABER... DARE I SAY IT... SHIT?
does cruZ have a huge dong or just a chubby? how do you have a chubby with a cup?
>>68122829
>I hate Faber
how
faber is getting tagged while just standing still
he needs to at least pull the trigger and try for a counter
cruz is a high functioning psychopath
Cody No Love is going to heem Cruz.
>>68122815
Cruz hits hard when he plants his feet.
He just rarely ever plants his feet while he punches.
Cruz has broken hands and legs and feet and he's still OP
>>68122793
If an injury happened in the 5th, it'd go to the judges, I believe.
>>68122846
you should do the same with mayweather desu
i really don't get this fight - please let it end
>>68122849
Cody will save us from this faggot
>Cruz breaks his hand
Made of fucking glass
Cruz is the mayweather of mma
40-36 Cruz
CRUZ WILL BE HEEMED BY CODY DESU
>>68122864
just old
Faber pls.
Pls don't retire the little manlet that couldn't
>>68122846
AND ROIGHTFULLY SO
>>68122875
(You)
>>68122799
I wish.
>quick bang
>>68122864
Nah, he's just past it and fighting somebody who makes most people look like shit.
Faber landed 9 of 46 in round 4
he's down all 4 rounds on every unofficial scorecard
>le putting the breaks on the spicy card fight
Every time.
>>68122882
It would be a TKO (injury)
I think i'm probably just gonna goof people who picked Faber right now, unless he somehow gets a knockout
master thong is inspirational
>>68122849
I was thinking the same thing, and the way he hesitates with his kicks and decides to just not throw it while standing completely straight like a fuckin beanpole.
Cruz is literally injured and Urijah still can't beat him.
>yfw faber gets a freak heem in the last 10 seconds of the fight
YOU LOST FIGHT
ONLY KNOCK OUT
faber is a hip hop sociopath with weakness of will.
TIGAH STYLE
YOU LOSE I DON'T CARE
>Dominick Cruz is putting on a show tonight
jesus christ joe rogan is fucking retarded
>grab his ass
no homo
Tong is literally fucking crzy ???!!!!!!
why does he yell ??
>>68122867
He is not just a manlet, but a turbo manlet
He is manlet who named his team "Team Alpha Male"
He looks stupid
He is from California
U ROST NOW
U NEED KNOCKOUT
>There are people ITT that don't undertand how good Cruz is.
Casuals OUT
cruz is the conor mcgregor of mma
>>68122891
>glass hands broken on glass chins
it's like poetry
This is the last championship round of your life Faber... give it a good go.
>TIGER STYLE
>>68122852
conor mcgregor would time him into a big left within 2 minutes
>>68122921
Faber is going all out now
Honestly the only one with decent handspeed to beat cruz is Cody No Love Garbrandt
>>68122928
should have said that after 3
even manletbowl is spicy as fuck today, this card is gold
alright do you guys actually like combat sports or do you just want to see someone get knocked out?
Master Thong giving it to him
>not enjoying cruz
heem yourself my man
when cruz actually attacks attacks, it's scary
yeah... idk if this is a good fight for mighty mouse to take
>>68122849
If professional fighters who do this for a living, study his tapes and still can't hit him in his "predictable" way, why do you think you, an arm-chair fan sees something people don't already know?
BASED MASTER THONG
Time for Faber to pull a Miesha.
This screaming Asian coach Faber has is priceless.
He's right though. Swing for the fences kiddo.
>>68122916
I'm not sure about that. I definitely recall fights where an injury occurred in the last round and it went to the judges.
I believe Bisping/Belcher ended that way.
based master chong
>THAT FUCKING THAI HYPE MAN
YOU LOST NOW ONLY KNOCK OUT
YOU LOSE I DON CARE
ONLY KNOCK OUW
>Cruz has been looking for the finish about a dozen times already
Do or die faber just fucking go for him who cares anymore.
>>68122933
Cruz is a pretty good barometer for casuals
This is why you don't have a young meme coach.
>Justin: Okay Faber he's gonna dance now like uh-
>Master: YOU LOSE NOW! YOU KNOCK HIM OUT NOW TO WIN! DO IT!
Cruz-Johnson II will be the highest level fight in MMA history
This match is like a Sim vs Cammy matchup or some shit lmao.
faber gets a guillotine if recurring integers
What the fuck people don't like this fight?
YOU ROST FIGHT!!!
Lel, best corner ever
FABER CAN'T TOUCH HIM
Dominic Snoooze is so fucking boring, praying for a faber heem
>>68122955
Both which is what this PPV has been perfect for.
MASTER
THONG
H
O
N
G
>>68122915
At least it was co main before it went like this, main event will be a banger m8, it's not going out of round 2
Cruz getting reckless
Believe in my boy Faber
>>68122948
Garbrandt is utter shit. Marcus Brimage outstruck him.
What went wrong?
Well, we knew this was gonna happen
>>68122978
Bisping/Belcher was from an eye poke if I recall.
If a fighter falls and breaks his arm like Shogun did or when Browne blew the fuck out of his knee in the Bigfoot fight, it's a tko.
Cruz has the torso of a 6 foot man
GIB HIM DA KICK FUCC BOIIIII
BASED THONG
>>68122936
Faber is not just a turbo manlet, he is a super turbo manlet: championship edition.
>>68122997
im just frustrated at faber. Just fucking bang or get banged.
>>68121080
Karate kid faber and the asian master
YOU KNOCKOUT NOW
>Losing to a guy with 3 ACL surgeries
>>68122989
your mom was a pretty good barometer for my dick last night faggot
>faber completely ignoring his corner
Lol
faber is like jessica eye, he's not doing anything
SIMULATE HIS DEATH
>>68123013
He didnt do a poo out of his chin before the fight
>>68123013
he was born with two asses
Ali wasn't GOAT enough to get a heem out of a Cruz fight.
>>68122997
one sided decision win, cruz never in trouble
the tj fight was way better
Kek Urijah such a meme fighter
TJ was much more of a challenge
Dillashaw would destroy Urijah
lol fabers buttcrack
cruz should see if rockhold is single, they'd make a cute couple imo
>>68123015
Yeah, could be. I think it's if the injury is caused by an unintentional foul, it goes to the judges.
I love how Faber just completely ignores his corner like "SHUT THE FUCK UP THONG I GOT THIS"
>>68122989
Rogan says he's putting on a show, but it's boring as fuck.
>>68123013
Pants fell down.
Take a shot every time he's "Trying to get the finish"
DOM PLEASE LET HIM BANG
>>68123029
its because he can't, not because he's not trying to
Faber is just pathetic
>>68121080
THE PANTS AGAIN!!!
Reebok pls!
>ass
>Faber outclassed to the point his pants are literally falling off
50-45 Cruz. Too bad every single fight he's in is boring as shit to watch.
urijah should just let him take him down, he's not gonna do shit on the feet
>>68123013
Cruz went to a retirement home while Faber kept fighting
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
PANTS GATE
>>68123048
It's boring because Faber got shook and gunshy. Don't blame that on Cruz.
if theres a time for memes its now son
Points fighters are the worst kjnda fighters. Call me a casual, but ask any fighter what they plan to do in a fight and they wont say "go to decision".
REEBOK STRIKES AGAIN
Rogan calls accidental male nudity a """"free show"""""
>>68123026
Jokes on you my mom is my dad.
>Reebok in charge of making fight shorts
OUTPOINTED AND OUTPANTSED
Faber vs Guida, winner gets to fuck a fat 16 yr old
Thank God that's over.
>>68123065
hes making an ass out of himself
>that awkward hug
that hug at the end.. cuck
Dat ass
>Hug
Holy shit.
FABER
FAGS
BTFO
WHERE YOU AT, AMERICAN FABER FAGS?
WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT?
>>68123046
Correct.
50-43 cruz
>LITERALLY FUCKING PANTSED
Faber looked great in round one at least. Cruz is just too fucking elusive with his mewvment.
LMAO that hesitation to hug
Jesus, that hug was akward
imagine if the reebok malfunction happens on a fox card
>>68123013
He fought the best defensive MMA fighter of all time
just retire faber
that fight was dope, y'all are a bunch of plebs
>>68123091
pretty sure guida does that on the regular already
>putting on a clinic
Yeah a win-off-points manlet clinic
>>68123095
haha
GETTING DROPPED BY THE DECISIONATOR AND LOSING EVERY ROUND IN THE PROCESS
I'm so fucking sick of Urijah Faber getting title shots.
>>68123065
Urijah is gonna be the butt of all jokes tonight
Faber has been on the decline for years. He lucked out some eye poke win. and lost EVEN WORSE to Barao.
AND NEW
Atleast we get to see michael bisping fufill his destiny
>>68123109
The moment Faber abandoned the wrestling, it was over. This is my opinion.
Urijah is still the only one to simulate death
>>68123048
It's actually really interesting to watch if you are actually into martial arts and not just some white trash slub watching UFC.
It's always a treat to see super technical fighters at the top of their game.
>49-46
Cruz schooled him
>just bleeders mad
I like it
it was a good fight
50-45 Cruz
Easy
Well this card was good until the decisionator ruined it.
Faber is a dinosaur, no improvement, no solutions, no heart
poor faber, got completely dominated, not even close
Faber cares about his physical appearance more than all else
FABER WINS EZ
Damn dude, Cruz is just too damn good. I don't think Mighty Meme can beat him
urijah:
>"I Love Life Guys. Cody gonna finish my dirty work,"
$60.00 boy butt
Bummer. Faber was done once he got dropped.
Oh well. I'm rooting for Dillysnake in the rematch.
>tfw cruz soaks his legs in an ice bath for 24 hours after every fight and prays he can do one more
>>68123131
was literally just thinking that. I would fucking die.
>all these """"""fite fans"""""" (casuals) mad
Get off my /heem/ please
>>68123132
lmao tbqh
50-45 Faber
>>68123095
Not much else to do when you are assed out
Bisping will heem Cuckhold in the first round.
>totally outclassed
>butthole chin
>getting beat up so bad your pants fall down
manlets BTFO
Fertitta looks straight out of a movie about unions, casinos and the italian mob
CHECK THE RECORD DOM
>50-45
weeeww
>that guy filming Faber's shorts falling down
I was getting bored by the end of GSP's run but goddamn Dom is so interesting to watch, even if he goes to a lot of decisions it's never boring.
>>68123141
The only thing that sucked was Faber looked completely lost and had no business being in the cage with Cruz again.
>one of the judges gave Faber a round
Not even giving Faber the first round? That ain't right.
>>68123131
Got a good hearty laugh out of your post. It's good to have fun.
imagine how ridiculous cruz will be once he finishes puberty
>49-46
lol what, other than round 1, what round could they argue for faber?
>i'm not surprised
>>68123134
Faber was at his best when he would get in full guard and throw short elbows. Dudes need to stop falling in love with their hands.
CAL-I-FORNIA KEK
>All these casuals and/or Faber nuthuggers mad about Cruz dominating this guy
I love it. Haha oh man, based Cruz.
>I'm ready for 5 rounds every fight
kek
>>68123171
because that's literally his life.
Is this the last fight of the night
JUST GOT HERE
Cruz should let Faber wear the belt so he can keep his shorts up.
BISBLING NEEDS YOUR ENERGY
Rogan was praying he'd get a good look at Fabers ass
I AM NOW A #CRUZMISSLE
Why do so many MMA fans hate Rockhold?
It's jealousy isn't it?
>49-46
Same guy that gave TJ 49-46
based boy
thanks for shitting up the card urijah
dat voice crack
>>68123186
round 1
>>68123186
Eh, round 1, what are you not getting?
>>68122761
Did you see the Dariush prelim fight?
>>68123186
his round ass
lmao "and god too"
>>68123065
>>68123095
>>68123126
his best days are definitely behind him
>>68123180
thats true tj would beat him without much trouble I think
>>68123141
no it wasn't, quit trying to be the "le more advanced than le casuals man"
it was a bad fight
NO NEW CHAMPIONS TONIGHT
>>68123048
a moon show?
>>68123154
Mighty Mouse would easily beat him today. Not even close.
i love you monster energy
>>68123199
Damn casuals
>>68123202
god speed bisbin
DRINK MONSTER (tm)
IS THIS THE LAST FIGHT ?!
>>68123154
If they were the same weight class it'd be a good fight but i think DJ would win. Cruz has an unorthodox style but if anyone can expose him it's mighty mouse, but not at 135 and they wouldn't fight at 125.
>>68123136
UFC fills the man drama void left in me after WWE went to shit.
Such an easy money card. If only Faber would get brain damage so we can stop having him shoved down our throats
jesus christ cruz is boring to watch
>gayber
fabers game plan was completely off
>Monster energy drinks
thanks Monster Energy
wat
>>68123182
First round was somewhat arguable. Cruz outclassed him the complete rest of the time and its no surprise he won.
>>68121080
$0.25 have been deposited in your account
>>68123139
fire that judge
cruz broke faber's eyes yo
cruz is a midget slayer
this ain't fair tho
RIP BISPING
>>68123214
>>68123216
>>68123221
fucking hell, i need some sleep, in my head 49-46 is 2 rounds for faber.
im sorry lads
>shilling no love
With all these fighters who want Brock, is it possible we could get a triple threat or a fatal fourway?
>Joe complimenting a man who got his pants beaten off
>>68123228
its ok you want to see knockouts nothing wrong with that
>>68123217
For what belt?
>>68123207
He's an arrogant prick. Great fighter and amazing body though. I'm always mirin.
LOOK AT FABERS CLOSE EYES
I LOVE YOU MONSTER
jesus fuck I knew he was going to mention Cody. Urijah is a real cuck
>monster energy
>stayed with me
>Master Thong
MICHAEL BISPING WILL FULFILL HIS DESTINY
>>68123226
for the fight, he worked off his butt, chin up faber
>say "I love you" to your sponsor
Kek Bisping gonna get KO'd inside a round.
I did enjoy that fight, this has been a quality card, will need to rewatch that Cruz fight.
>Reebok
Just do it!
Monster Energy Drink I love you
>Faber shouts out No Love just like he shouted out Dilly
What a genuinely great dude.
>>68123238
why is he crying?
when will they learn?
Rockhold heem and we did 5/5 baby
Thats the easy fight left.Hope fluke wont blow it
BIS PING
BIS PING
BIS PING
Man, they put Faber on a platter and still went to decision
>>68123205
kek
>>68123243
>(you) the casual.
Dominic Cruz more like Dormentic Snooze
wtf are faber's teeth loose?
Faber couldn't touch him
>>68123269
it's all Team Alpha Male has left
I kinda feel bad for Faber, at least i'm still in it, just Bisping left
master thong realising how irrelevant he will be now that faber is done
where were you when dom "the decisionator" cruz literally decisioned the pants off uriah "the butthole chin manlet" faber
>>68123291
Most fighters thank and love their families, friends, team... Dom thanks and loves his sponsor.
>Faber trying to push for the Cody fight
Fucking Team Alpha Fail
>please give Cody a title shot
>>68123283
Come on now. Faber is a bro, helping out his teammates.
>C-c-cody can beat you
Damn Urijah is salty
>>68123048
It's fucking incredible and rogan is right. Anyone who watches UFC needs to have one year MINIMUM in a REAL grappling and striking discipline.
does cruz have autism ?
>>68123305
fighting is fighting, faggot. that fight was boring as shit. go show your mom your new tapout shirt,MMA connoisseur
>gameplan against cruz
>constant pressure
spastic
Faber is such a good little cuck
Faber knows how to pull guillotines out the ass
>>68123322
Hey the last guy he said give a shot to heem'd Barao
Cruz blows meme mouse out now even worse than he did years ago. don't let joe's BLACKED mindset make you think otherwise
did anyone notice fedors name when they listed undefeated streaks in ufc?
is he include because he was in strikeforce?
>he's choking up
feels bad man
>>68123273
Garbrandt would get buttfucked against any top 5 bantamweight.
>Dat sneaky Paige behind Demi
>>68123320
kek
>Matt Hughes getting booed
based crowd
faber's chin looks like a nutsack
Time for pissbong to get heemed in the 2nd.
>c-congrats to Cruz... uhh... wh-what a performance
PAIGE SPOTTED
master thong going to get his legs broken after betting everything on uriah
>>68123325
he is a bro, maybe too much of a bro. I honestly would have liked to see him win.
>>68123241
you'll enjoy it so much more when you start getting into the actual fighting aspects of it. Cruz is a real treat, his movement and use of angles is pretty insane.
DAT PAIGE AND DEMI
>>68123316
I want Bisping to win, would be GOAT card
>>68123048
It's "boring" cause you have a low fight IQ and are a casual and dont understand what you're watching.
>>68123256
what are you doing in england SuK
Paige photobombing again
>>68123337
Hey yo, my buddy TJ..
faber is such a nice guy, clapping for cruz when they announced he won, then complimenting him at the end of his speech again
top bloke
WHO /WEEEEEWWWWWW HOOOOOOOOO/ HERE?
>>68123338
I think he can at least win a few rounds against Cruz.
Wake up Michael, it's all over incoming
>>68123291
>GTR drivers
how many more bongs until bispong gets heemed
>tfw bisbong does the fisticuffs
>>68123339
It was UFC Strikeforce Pride and something else
>>68123365
Nah, it was an okay fight but Faber shelled up to hard.
>>68123339
they count ufc/wec/strikeforce/pride
anyone going to see this?
who /fanzant/ here?
>>68123361
Fuck off normie. Cruz won this fight for autistic betas everywhere.
Dan Henderson #smokedthatcuban
I'm 4/4 so far. Why did I pick Bisping
DID YOU GUYS SEE PAIGE
>>68123332
>you see hitting and not getting hit
>what is this bullshit, i want to see trading punch for punch for maximum brain damage
>why don't they just BLEED REEEE
Pick all 3 you ginormous faggot.
>>68123355
dat bitch was raped as as child by her brother.
more at 11
I don't dislike Rockhold but I hope Biscuitping heems him
>>68123344
Our definitions of sneaky are a bit different.
>>68123389
>m-my wifes son can beat you
Fuck that was awkward, why do they have such shitty seats.
I swear I wouldn't pull out of Demi until she's in labor
Sometimes I like to fall asleep at night and imagine Silva and Chael, Faber and Cruz sitting on the beach drinking beers in the mid 40s and being best friends.
Wake up Britbongles
It
is
all
over
(Actually go to bed, you stayed up this late just to watch Bispong get viciously KO'd)
>>68123339
Brock v Fedor confirmed
That was so disappointing of Faber. Good bloke but has always been a one dimensional fighter, and now he's aging.
>>68123256
turn on your proxy
Did Bisbong bring a pillow?
Imagine a person from 2010 being told that Michael Bisping would be a future UFC champion. They would literally laugh themselves to death. That's why I want Bisping to win so bad. If he wins I'm going to build a time machine just so I can go back in time and kill people with laughter by telling them that Bisping will one day be the best fighter in the world.
>>68123278
None, regular featherweight I think. But, a winning manlet nonetheless
>JON JONES
>>68123396
You wanted to know how Uriah Faber feels
>>68123389
I can honestly say I've never been into Warcraft, never gave WoW the time of day. So no.
>JON JONES GET YO DICK TOGETHER, I'M SUCKIN
JON JONES GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER, I'M SUCKING
>>68123405
He looks pretty good!
Retirement 199
>>68123389
women orcs aren't that good looking - fuck off with that movie that should of been made 10 years ago.
>>68123389
Of course not
>tfw one day someone is going to catch Cruz with a huge heemblow
I don't like this feeling
Faber was classy about it. Didn't blame his shorts,three breakfast,energy mismanagement or other trash for the loss.
>>68123414
fuck you
>>68123405
>That nigga behind Hughes
Creepy.
>JON JONES GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER IM WAITING FOR IT
The Animal Kingdom TV series is inspried by an Aussie flick of the same name. I loved the movie. Watch it!
>>68123344
Demi confirmed for Dana's next pet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6sukLm5w1c
>>68123405
Seeing Chadlet makes me sad, why didn't we save him bros
>>68123396
If Bisping wins, I'm 5/5.
>>68123241
Yes, white trash.
Stephan
Bisping couldn't even be champion if rockhold let him bring a weapon
>>68123332
Shouldnt you be at a Buffalo Wild Wings somewhere with your morbidly obese wife throwing up light beer intermittent with your fiery gorilla shits? This thread is for men who know about the sport, retard
pls luke let bisping last until the 3rd
Oh I bet you I could
>>68123430
>>68123431
huh neato
Rockhold-Wiedman II would have made this the goat card
>>68123460
like a gun?
Hey pussy, you still there?
>>68123384
>>68123386
yeah thats what i kinda figured, just kinda got hype after brock was announced to come back then saw fedors name and thought some intern fucked up and revealed fedor signing
>>68123449
We have the UFC's best scientists working on rebuilding his chin
Mcgregor v Faber would have been hard to watch if you like Faber.
>>68123448
If that's real time, she doesn't look bad.
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>68118274
>>68118274
>>68118274
>>68118274
NEW
NEW
>>68123440
kek
was rooting for mr Faber but he was outclassed.
People that call Cruz boring are silly, he's one of like 4 fighters winning with an incredibly unique style and no one is slipping and throwing anything like that
He knocked faber on his ass several times and wasn't afraid of scrambling in the pocket.
TLDR: gb2 worldstar
>>68123413
Meanwhile Lidell and Ortiz are smoking cubans and GSP is being an autist hanging off a coconut tree from his legs
>>68123427
if i was your tio I would ko so hard you would wake up 3 days later wanting a fat dick
>>68123449
He's alright bro
He's enjoying his break
>>68123460
rockhold has a torn mcl
>>68123460
Wow, rude?
>>68123421
need to beat weidman and jacare first mate
>>68123427
>eso sentimiento cuando Juan chinga tu chica
>>68123435
Shes half orc half draenei. In the movie shes half orc half human.
>Tfw you love mma and boxing but the uk only produces boxers
13 champ boxers 0 good mma fighters
Bisping gonna get slept in the 1st round.
How many bongs until the ping?
>>68123346
We were saying "Hughes" dummy
>>68123473
I half expected to see her again behind aldo
>>68121080
so fucking robbed.
fuck this SHOW
>>68123439
I don't know anything about nothin' tbqh, but I feel like if people start noticing the most common pattern of movement (leaning to one side, causing opponents to overcommit to that side, and leaving them only one direction [the opposite of the direction he leans] to circle out of) it all comes crumbling down with a well placed strike.
>>68123498
>fuck off
i heard they lost 100mill on that debacle of a movie
>>68123430
>>68123431
Lol wut
>>68123332
the sad thing is that this is probably not bait.
>we could have been watching OUR BOY regain his belt tonight
>instead we watch bispiss get KO'd
>>68123449
He's retiring to his riverboat. Him and Urijah are going to eat all the fish their little tummies can handle
>>68123439
AND STILL FUCKING WEIRD
>>68123521
>one "boring" fight
>fuck this SHOW
you ungrateful fuck
>you will never nut in demi lovato and raise your giant shouldered child with her
why live bros
>>68123488
Just like our chinese cartoons
>>68123586
I had the same thoughts.
Reminder Cruz just ruined the best card of all time.
Bisping = STRONG AS SHIT
Cockhold = WEAK AS PISS
>there are people who unironically think Dom can lose @135
Just look at what he did to DJ and the clinic he just put tonight, 135ers cant knock him out and no one will be able to best him in a decision, he is too good, faber looked like a retard trying to hit him.
We are truly lucky for having Dom back, anyone whos not a casual can see the beauty in his fighting style.
i love rockhold as the bad guy
he does it so well
>>68123586
Do NEETs think shes hot? Theres better slags at my local mall desu
>>68123586
Wilmer Valderrama somehow does though. So... You can feel even worse about your life.
WOOOHOOOOO
>>68123626
I love how untouchable he is. Faber just swung at air so much it's amazing
wohoooooooooo
>>68123626
>putting on a clinic
>connecting at a rate of 1 in 4 punches
lmao. he should have been able to finish the old man in the second round.
BASED
>>68123651
Oh come on now
WOO HOOO
Cuckhold is getting his boring ass opened tonight
>>68123626
You could beat him with leg kicks. I mean literally even YOU could beat him with leg kicks.
I would love to If Bisping wins I would love to see Bisping-Weidman and Rockhold-Jacare.
>>68123732
he will just take you down
>>68123736
Rockhold/TRT Vitor 2
>mfw a bum like bisping can compete for a title
the middle weight division is a joke
>Ali soundbite
>No DMX Stopping the Rain
Dropped.
>rockhold not walking out to danzig
confirmed for losing
Shaking here lads. I know theres almost no chance of bisping winning but fuck it i'm hype as fuck for this
Sith Lord Rockhold
>tfw I was stressed as fuck because song 2 is not long enough and would have finished before Bisping got to the ring resulting in a really awkward silence but the UFC sound guy was a real pro and just put it on repeat and no one noticed.
>>68123823
I hope he at least can do something, make something happen and go out like a bad motherfucker, even if he losses
Let's GO BONGS!
>>68123874
Yeah I really just want a good fight for championship.
REMEMBER
ROCKHOLD PROMISED FINISH IN 5 MINUTES
IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, BISPING EFFECTIVELY WINS NO MATTER WHAT THE RECORD BOOK SAYS
I like Rockhold, but...
LET'S GO BISPING!
WHO HYPE AS FUCK HERE?!
>>68123915
>damage controlling before the first bell
wew lad.
Did you guys know you can learn to ride a Harley? Just like your favorite UFC fighters?
>>68123874
I'm just happy he's finally gotten a title shot. It would be nice if he got to touch the belt once before he hangs em up. And he beat Silva. Good guy deserves it.
BISPING C'MON! Smash that faggot stoner.
>touch you in a second mother fucker
GET HIM PING! GET THAT SON OF A BITCH!
>>68123955
he didn't beat silva, ya dum-dum
>I'll TOUCH YA IN A SECOND MUVVA FUCKA
based Bong
>>68123921
>Rooting for a Muslim
>tfw when you want to hate rockhold but he is just so fucking sexy
>>68124046
he is dreamy as fuck
>>68124046
>>68124058
>ywn be a 6'3" UFC Champion with a huge cock
Why even try honestly.
BISPING!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!!
Well that happened. Spicy HEEM to close it off.
AYYYY I FAKKING TOLD YOU BISPING GAVE HIM THE SAME PUNCH LIKE WIDEMAN DID TO SILVA AYY AYY 1ST ROUND TKO NIGGER
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
TOUCHED
O
U
C
H
E
D
FUCKING BISPING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Fuck bisbong
OHH MY FUCKING GOD
>>68124016
talk shit now mother fucker
Well. I can't say I was expecting that.
BISPING !!!! CARAJO !
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>2016
>Bisping is the UFC middleweight champion
>UFC
>pillow fists
well at least rockhold can prepare dc for the humiliation properly now
fucking amazing, great card, love it
BONGS ARE BACK BABY
Would breed his daughter with my french-canadian seed.
>>68124298
MW is now like HW where there is a rotating door of champs. Pretty sure Bisping won't defend his belt.
>>68124404
You don't even have a union jack on your flag. Non-whites are Non-eligible I could breed a champ into her DESU.
the real loser in all of this is weid"""""""""""""man"""""""""""""
Fucking rockhold is still sexy even after being heem'd what the fuck
>>68123460
You were saying?
>>68124522
I used to have one senpai. I'm still in it!!
>>68124522
you'd have to heem bisping first to get his permission