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>post fight presser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3OfZa5HBWQ
>>68124382
>"Sorry Reebok"
>>68124460
>Monster Energy Drink I love you
rockhold is homosex
[crocs heartily]
Is Bisbong ready for him?
Congrats to Britbongs
RIP IN PEICE ESTHER LIN
Focus: UFC 199 - how my whole site lost credentials
>the good guy won
>Getting KO'd by Bisping
WTF man?! Wasn't even a TKO
A KO
Have they announced Bork's opponent yet, or just that he's fighting at ufc 200?
Final version, apologies to anon that I accidentally deleted in left corner.
Luke isn't getting any of this tonight
>DC foreshadowing Jon Jones result
Rockhold literally gave him the belt. Fuck, i don't expect a top ten guy to fight like this, let alone a world champion. Easy come, easy go, i suppose.
>>68125172
He's fighting T.B.D.
>Banned for life.
>>68124382
I could watch this cam about a million times.
Is it even disputable now that the true natty goat has revealed himself?
>>68125150
ilu gatorposting Br
>>68125164
>Leak big news
>Oh no why are we being booted out
>>68125164
This makes the night 11/10, fuckin' goyms.
Damn. 189'ers BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! This is the greatest fight card of all time.
>>68125172
I think they said they're announcing it on ESPN tomorrow
Hopefully Ariel spoils it beforehand
>>68125168
Foot inside stepping jab, then backing out in a straight line - that's a recipe for getting fucked up.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/739325375923269633
HOLY SHIT!!!
Jesus Christ. What a year.
>>68125192
FREE ARIEL
i hope a reporter has the balls to ask about ariel at the post fight presser
>It's a new champion becomes a cocky douche after winning the belt and gets BTFO episode
KEK.
>Esther being punished for Ariel's kikery
Fucking Jews
>>68125172
Kurt Angle
>>68125192
KEK
>>68125192
what happened?
>>68125192
FUCK YES
THANK YOU REEBOK
THANK YOU USADA
THANK YOU DANA
THANK YOU MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS
>>68125164
The kicked out Esther Lin? Damn.
Rockhold was way too cocky and fought like an idiot.
Still my boy, and I know he will learn from this defeat, and come back stronger than ever.
>Ariel Helwani is the new Josh Gross
I think Bisping made me believe in a God
>>68124382
Dont worry America. Leave the bong to me.
Cholo beats Yuro
weidman is done
>>68125150
that croc was built in the 70s, he's nearing hendo age tier
Anybody got webms of the holloway x lama fight?
>>68125199
>leak
he doesn't work for the ufc, he didn't leak shit. he reported news.
>Say Werdum is a cocky bastard for letting Stipe beat him
>Go in acting cocky just like the guy you just criticized and get KO'd
MEME MAGIC
BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT MY BOYS
>>68125186
And then there was one
>>68125192
Is Ariel the Rory fan of mma media?
>ariel
Morgan's time to shine
>>68125192
IT'S ANUDDA SHOAH
>>68125239
Believe you me, nobody from MMAFighting.com will ever have credentials to anything UFC related ever again.
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>>68125192
he deserves it, reporters who leak shit are scum
>>68125186
>Tuck that dick Jon, i ain't sucking no more
>>68125192
TOP LEL
>>68125203
You realize Esther got kicked out too right
If it was just Helwani it'd be great
>>68125192
What happened?
>>68125244
diaz-bisping sounds fucking lit, but nick needs to win a fucking fight for christ's sake, he literally hasn't won since 2011
>>68125198
[nuzzles externally]
>>68125232
He's salty UFC didn't let him go backstage for candid interviews.
>>68125192
>This card was so Goat it was even goat 40 minutes after it was over
>>68125261
Just like Loretta Hunt?
>>68125272
They leaked the Brock news like an hour early.
>>68125192
wow he is literally #BTFORLYFE
CURSE OF THE REEBOK BLACK SHORTS STRIKES AGAIN
Also reminder that cuckhold getting a haircut in the last embedded came into effect for this card therefore the curse is now active.
Well these brits need atleast 1 good fighter congrats wont last long tho
>>68125192
>Shlomo BTFO
>>68125192
Thought he was banned before?
>>68125192
Based Dana White Power.
>>68125273
Nick has never lost a fight, only been robbed by corrupt UFC judges
>>68125226
>Bisping's always been a cocky douche who remembers he's an average bloke in the cage
Imagine if he pulls off a title defense
>>68125192
Jews on SUICIDE WATCH
>>68125293
2 UK champs right now lad, and 3 once Overeem wins.
>>68125251
the UFC doesnt owe him anything
>>68125261
dunno bout that, danas selling up
>>68125192
SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR RUINING NEWS ABOUT THE PPV GOAT
>>68125272
He leaked Bork Lazer when he's still under contract with WWE apparently?
>>68125297
source on this?
>>68125244
this would be amazing and he will be cleared in august. its a fight bisbong wanted.
>>68125306
no shit. that doesn't change the fact that he didn't leak anything.
Guys.
Do you think it is possible for a card to be better than this?
Serious question.
>>68125295
No, he was fired from FS1 for spilling the Diaz-Conor rematch for 200
#retired
>>68125190
This. In the past 6 months we've seen 3 champions dive face-first into heem-street in the first fucking round. This one really pisses me off because Michael Bisping just seems like such non-champion material
>>68124382
>American wins
Nobody bats an eye
>European wins
Its like a 100 year celestial event and the shitposting starts.
>>68125245
Gonna laugh when Rockhold beats him again in the meantime.
>>68125295
He was fired from fox. Now he's banned from even coming to UFC shows.
BORK IS FUCKING BACK
>implying this isn't a huge "FUCK YOU" to Conor
>>68125273
Because he's too busy doping. He need to blaze his victory blunts after, not before the fight
>>68125271
They can always get another slut with fake tits to snap shit.
>>68125164
Damn, shit got real
>>68125302
How long do you think Bisping's reign will last? I hope he can defend at least once successfully before retiring but I don't think he can beat Weidman or Rockhold if he isn't fighting like a cocky idiot.
>tfw no more soothing Esther Lin photo narrations
If Dana White and UFC told the Brock spoiler in explicit confidentiality to reporters then she deserves the ban. If she just got a hot scoop then Dana and crew can go suck lemons.
>>68125192
>this card
>>68125192
What did he do
>tfw just realised I've hit the peak of enjoyment that'll I'll ever get out of MMA and nothing else could possibly top it
>>68125326
how didn't the cunt learn to keep his mouth shut then then
>>68125327
>cooler heads
>Ariel being this cocky 2 hours ago
lmao goofs btfo
>>68125323
realistically, no
ideally this card could've had 0 wmma and a competitive opponent for cruz, but that's nitpicking considering how great it was overall
>>68125245
>literally begging
man, that just hurts
>>68125192
hahaha haha hahahaha hahahahaha
>>68125315
Or they were still putting together the fight and Ariel leaking the news forced UFC's hand into announcing the fight soon.
UFC were probably negotiating last minute deals and looking for Brock's opponent and this guy leaking it could potentially have set them back a whole lot, especially when complicated deals are involved and with Brock also being contracted to WWE.
>>68125336
Why should he be mad? He's fighting in August against Nate Diaz again.
>>68125356
Weidman heeming the fuck out of Rockhold would be the peak for me.
>>68125321
he reported a leak ergo he leaked it
no shit
if it werent for him the 'leak' wouldve been contained
he 'leaked' it to the world
>>68125331
Americans winning happens often, Euros have to really cherish the wins they get
>>68125343
Esther really did had a great eye for photography.
Why was Rockhold fighting like a complete idiot everything he did was half assed. Why didn't he pull guard when he got dropped, he could've had time to recover but he chose to stand up and twirl like an idiot into Bispings first. I was rooting for Rockhold but glad he got humbled
>dana gets bitch slapped by nate
>prelims spicy as fuck
>undercard spicy as fuck
>bork announced for ufc 200
>poirier puts that conor wannabe chimp down
>hendo puts lombard in a coma for 5 minutes
>holloway stands and bangs
>cruz nearly heems faber
>bisping KOs luke in the first round
>jewani banned for life
GOAT night desu
>>6812527
3 fights
close fight
robbed
NC
>>68125340
>reddit in flames.
>nights grows to 12/10 keks
>bisbong is STILL the natty goat champ
CAN IT GET ANY BETTER
>>68125339
Esther could probably use some fake tits desu
>now kevin iole and that disgusting human being in the bright blue polo shirt have to report news
https://twitter.com/BoxingBusch/status/739323809283604480
https://twitter.com/BoxingBusch/status/739324660140101632
https://twitter.com/BoxingBusch/status/739324919914319873
https://twitter.com/BoxingBusch/status/739325417321078785
Absolute
Mad
Man
>>68125331
everyone was pretty happy when Diaz beat McGoober and Stipe beat Werdum.
cool your jets lad, this is normal in HEEM.
>>68125340
>actually defending Ariel and his crew
Jews deserve to be punished for their conniving ways. Anyone who has a problem with this needs to take a nice long look in the mirror.
Walked away with 17 grand can't believe people thought Luke would win fucking losers. See you guys at UFC 200.
>>68125265
You are retarded.
>>68124507
NATTY GOAT
>>68124558
>tfw my WiFi cut after Lombard
>Was down for 30 minutes
>Missed Holloway fight
>Just about to go screw it and watch it tomorrow
>Starts working again
>That Co-Main
>That Main
GOATEST OF GOAT CARDS
Gonna need to watch the Holloway fight since I missed it but that Main is wank worthy.
I..it was my birthday too and both my Boys won. Literally best card every and has made my day. Things weren't going so well
>>68125323
Didn't think they'd be a better card than Ronda getting sheem'd, was wrong, didn't think anything would get better than Aldo getting starched in 13 seconds, then Condit/Lawler happens, then right after Conor gets taken to Stockton, Stipe KOs Werdum, and now this...honestly it has been a crazy year for MMA...unbelievable things have been happening the last 2 years and I ain't complaining.
Rockhold is a bum
I bet it's going to be Rockhold vs Weidman and the winner goes against Bisbing
>>68125378
check the threads for the alternate views of the finish, i think that first punch turned off his lights; getting up was a reflex.
>>68125362
based Ariel
that card was really spicy. good night heem
>>68125328
Can't wait for Chris to murder him. I just hate it how he's going all ''Fuck you'' to Rockhold who clearly underperformed (his own fault, but still), when in their first fight Rockhold dealt him what might be the most humiliating defeat in history. He's a real asshole.
>>68125302
>Overeem
>uk
mcfaggots a fluke and shouldnt have a belt
also he said brits as in british not irish not Netherlands
>>68125394
>he cant believe people thought luke would win
if you want to keep that money don't bet on MMA again
>>68125389
stop shilling this guy here
>>68125392
I'd tell you to do the same but then you'd get sad
Post full Rockhold vs Bisping fight lads.
>>68125267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uneYz201p0
>>68125379
>Conor wannabe
Green's been doing that gay shit long before Conor was in the UFC buddeh
still glad Dustin killed him though, believe you me
>>68125406
this
>>68125316
I think it's The Strain.
My pubes are stinking from this card.
>>68125412
Weidman has always been a fucking faggot
>>68125334
Kek. Attention seeker BTFO
>>68125389
If he called the first round KO then he can be as smug as he likes, but Strikeforce was not some shitty bush league org.
Of course Ariel got banned. He's given a press pass, he's given an inside scoop by the UFC. It's not like he's just some average dude, they help him and other certain press members out and give him more access than average guys and then he tries to leak as much as can just for some more website views.
If you wanna do whatever you want, don't expect favors.
>>68125331
nofun.jpg
>>68125414
>implying he's telling the truth
bet slip or full of shit
>>68125374
journalists don't leak stuff. insiders do. journalists report the leak. the whole idea of coming down on people who leak things is because it's dissent from within. the journalist is doing his job by reporting it and the company is free to remove his credentials. but the idea that you seem to have that the journalist is somehow doing something wrong...is wrong.
>>68125331
Well its a ''RARE'' occasion thats why
>>68125413
>mcfaggots a fluke and shouldnt have a belt
>Ariel banned
hahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahaha
AHAHHA
>>68125379
>Conor wannabe
Green always does that you idiot, and Conor didn't start taunting in the UFC but I guess casuals gonna casual.
>>68125414
Nah site I use has me at 98% win ratio since ufc 96 already got the picks for 200 jones,fedor if it's vs Brock,Cain,tate the rest are small money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3OfZa5HBWQ
Less than 5 minutes. Lets see if Cuckhold shows.
>>68125265
What exactly did he leak?
does someone have a hendo webm? i missed that fight
>>68125383
we still have the post fight presser
>>68125379
>cruz nearly heems faber
and this is somehow a high point lawl
Anybody have the Hendo heem?
MICHAEL
THE COUNT
BISPING
WE DID IT BONGLADS WE DID IT ON THE GOAT OF GOAT CARDS. TRUE NATTIES WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL
CONCEIVE
BELIEVE
ACHIEVE
IT'S DESTINY
Did you cry tears of joy heem?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68049619/#68051798
So what happens now at MW? Does Jacare get the shot so they can easily match up Chris and Luke? Or the other way around with Jacare vs Rockhold rematch?
Or the crazy UFC no logic thing and Anderson gets the rematch because there is no chance he works his way back to the top?
why all this hate on Ariel, I don't understand.
will brock have a beard at ufc 200?
>Tfw you put a cheeky 20 on Bisping via first round KO
>>68125394
Bet slip?
>>68125433
>cant handle the bants
>>68125421
>>68125450
he was moving exactly like conor does
he was trying to be mcgregor and then got heemed, deal with it goofballs.
>>68125479
oy vey!
>>68125265
edgy
>>68125434
Clearly someone outside of the UFC leaked it to him (probably Heyman, very jewishly).
The dude is a reporter first and foremost and he has to report what he knows. Obviously there's politics as to what you can reveal and when, and this is the result of that.
>>68125412
Yep. Couldn't have said it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3OfZa5HBWQ
Post fight presser should be live any moment now
>>68125474
aus might have a better res version
Is "believe you me" the new "Mark my words"
Also, Weidman has always been slow, believe you me.
What the fuck, this event is crazy.
1. What the fuck is up with Rockhold?
2. What the fuck is up with Ariel?
>>68125463
that brock would be on ufc 200
>>68125300
Tonight he was on a mission though. Guy never sits down on his punches and literally every shot he threw at Cuckhold in the death combo was full force punching.
Bisping always had the skill but he never committed to his shots. He always was looking to move after and looking for another.
If he has after all this time learned how to punch with power, he could very well knock out a couple people.
>>68125486
Green and Conor both try and pretend they're Ali.
Hey
I'm a samurai
Anyone here wanna be a pal and tell me what that link is that has all the fights? My little brother missed the fights and I wanted to show them to him if not I'll just torrent it or something but I remember that one dude that uploaded everything
>>68124382
>UFC 199 Post Fight
where's /HEEM/
why the fuck are you retards talking about ariel helwani when michael fucking bisping, the guy no one gave a chance in this fight, just became the champ
amazing
don't even like the dude
Isn't Bisbong a massive Ariel homer? Couldn't he just be like where the fuck is Ariel Helwani, I've waited all this time to be champion and get the only nonshitty postfight interview and now he's banned? Kinda sucks.
>>68125396
Holloway fight was sick, special mention for the last 15 seconds when holloway tells lamas to plant his feet and bang, and they actually did the absolute madmen
>>68125478
Based on Weidman's tweets, he is certain he gets the next title shot in his hometown New York @ Madison Square Garden.
>>68125507
damn, Hendo is ancient and still hits hard as fuck.
Hall of famer for sure.
>>68125394
proof or GTFO
>>68125511
believe you me, USADA is the greatest think to happen to the UFC full stop.
i only woke up for the end of the holloway lamas fight
what was so great about the rest of the card?
>>68125512
>1. What the fuck is up with Rockhold?
He took a fuckton of money to take the beating. Plain and simple. Odds against Bisping were way too high.
>>68125519
*commits sapporo*
>>68125523
can someone explain /heem/ to me?
>>68125537
Spicy fights from top to bottom
Seriously.
>>68125526
Helwani getting banned is pretty massive news
And everyone s talking about Bisping you cuck, everyone is also in complete shock
>>68125512
>What the fuck is up with Rockhold
Fought like an idiot and got his ass knocked out.
>What the fuck is up with Ariel
Leaked Brock Lesnar at 200 I think and is now permanently banned.
The thing that irks me is that Rockhold had the nerve to make fun of Werdum for clowning around with an opponent then he goes into the fight with his chin up and gets heemed by Bisping of all people.
>>68125527
that would be a bro move. i hope he does it.
>cuckhold lost against Bisping
>the same bisping who got BTFO by Silva and could barely land any punches
Damn, Silva could be the champ by now if only he wouldnt fight like a fucking goof
>>68125539
Get the fuck out faggot.
>>68125542
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
If Rockhold somehow gets a rematch whining his leg or something.. I'll fuck up myself
>>68125542
high energy exciting matches
Anyone got a webm of Bisping saying "Fuck You" on top of the fence at Rockhold, I chuckled hard at that and kinda made me forget what I'd just seen.
>>68125542
Brain hemorrhage shortened.
>>68125511
>believe you me
That's coming back into usage now? Feels like it's been decades.
>>68125192
>Did nothing unethical
Even if that were entirely true Dana banning you isn't unethical either.
Karma is a massive bitch
>>68125542
Highly
Effeminate
Erotic
Males
>>68125486
>never seen green fight before
>being this unironically casual
>>68125559
>Could barely land any punches
>Nearly heemed Canderson twice
>>68125537
the whole fucking thing
Ariel Helwani Verified account
@arielhelwani
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the cheese.
Catch ya's later.
>>68125356
THIS
H
I
S
This is HEEM nirvana
This is it lads, nice knowing ya goofs
>>68125542
Hella
Easy,
Excellent
Mate
Just proves the UFC were the one's tell FOX to get rid of Ariel.
>>68125559
>Anderson Silva champ again the same day Ali died
What a story that'd have been yeh
>>68125414
why?
choose one
>>68125522
nice try dana
>>68125582
>this in denial about fighters wanting to be mcgregor
>>68125478
That's funny, I was thinking that about Anderson as well. Especially since his loss to Bisping was relatively controversial. But in reality, I don't think there's a way they can justify it, especially with Chris and Jacare waiting in the wings for their shots. And Luke, regardless of his god awful performance tonight, deserves a rematch soon as well. Only fair since Bisping got to rematch him not too long after getting destroyed by him
>>68125559
>brazil
yeah, silva had success with one cheap knee (don't blame him for throwing it, but it was still a freebie)
you mongs also forget to mention bisping essentially dominating the exchanges and also knocking silva down in the first/second
UFC 200 has no chance of matching the Ali magic that spiced up this card's bangers.
>>68125563
He's not getting a rematch
He'll either sit a little bit until the Weidman and Jacare kerfluffle is dealt with and/or fight someone like Whittaker or Mousasi/Brunson winner in the meantime
Maybe even Uriah
>>68125589
Check Anderson face after the fight and check Bisping face
Anderson was toying with him all the time, and thats what makes me mad
>>68125603
Meisha
>>68125603
the one who doesn't look like missy piggy
>>68125561
>mfw I sav'd that description
>>68125603
they're both cunts
>>68125560
Do you think it is impossible?
>>68125512
Rockhold was doing well and fired off a hard straight right that landed square on Bispings chin, but apparently that made Bisping pop his ult instead of getting heem'd. It was unpredictable and bizarre how fast Bisping threw that combo after getting styled on.
>>68125603
obv joanna unless you have low standards
>tfw you know it'll be impossible to enjoy 200 after this amazing card
>>68125608
>memes
>tfw woke up way too late and missed everything
>>68125577
He did nothing unethical
>Karma is a massive bitch
For reporting that something MIGHT happen? I can't imagine anyone watching the PPV was actually spoiled of any excitement even if they read the report
>>68125577
memes aside, helwani provided a lot of great moments and a great platform for a lot of great moments. like conor's first big push came from an appearance on the mmahour. getting bullied by rampage and cheick. that nate interview last week. mma would be much less fun without him.
>>68125603
>fat pushing through the laces on your dress like cheese through a grater
>>68125297
I haven't laughed this hard since Rockhold got heem'd
based webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3OfZa5HBWQ
post fight presser
>luke rockhold btfo
>cormier next
is it over for AKA?
>>68125631
nah Joanna is bae. the editing team for TUF is just trying to make her look bad
>>68125603
Right i guess
>>68125619
You can't win a fight by eating punches to the face.
Both scored knockdowns.
Bisping simply outworked him in the later rounds because for whatever reason Anderson chose not to fight back.
His own fault. Natty GOAT is the champ, eat a poo.
>ariel even leaked his own permaban
that jew is too good
>I hate Ariel
>>68125619
Stay delusional
This card gave me an out of body experience
>>68125643
It's almost 4 o'clock/
>>68125579
>dat ham planet staring at my oc in your oc
feeling all warm inside n' shit
>>68125232
He leaked the Brock news or so I read.
>>68125619
>comparing damage on a white guy to a black guy
>>68125638
lol wat? rockhold stepped in too hard with the jab and lisping countered. not too hard to see
>>68125478
Bisping tried to fight Nick. But UFC was light on talent at the time. Nick realized his star power worth and opted to make the Anderson fight instead. Money fights
Bisping vs Nick for the MW title (imagine the fucking memes)
Anderson vs Bisping 2
Bisping vs Jacare (co main of something,UFC 202 maybe?)
Fuck Chris. Dude's neck is fucked up and he's gone to shit since USADA. Luke got BTFO too since USADA.
I want Bisping vs Kennedy for the build up
PRESSER IS LIVE BOYS
GET IN
GET IN
>>68125560
easy mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3OfZa5HBWQ
WE'RE LIVE!
>>68125643
get your shit together cunt
1. Bisping vs Weidman @ Madison Square Garden
2. Jacare vs Silva in Brazil
3. Cuckhold vs winner of 1.
4. Winner of 2 vs winner of 3.
>>68125664
Feels like virtual reality
POST FIGHT IS LIVE
>>68125619
anderson wasn't toying with shit
his whole game is counter punching
he is not going to come forward
you think he made the choice to go to decision? clearly he's toying with him, so he could've got the knockout at any time
fucking retard brazilians
>>68125356
>I've hit the peak of enjoyment that'll I'll ever get out of MMA
Bullshit:
>Last 6 months
>Aldo loses after being undefeated for 10 years
>Weidman loses
>Wonderboy Thompson and his beautiful kicks ending big pigg
>Cruz comes back after being out 4 years and beats 2 chumps who have been active and on top.
>Condit vs. Lawler
>Rory vs. Lawler
>Great prospects like Ortega, Yair, Cody No Love, Sage, Ngannou
>Pettis getting exposed over and over again
>Conor loses to Nate on 10 days notice
>Ronda loses to Holly Holm
>Holly Holm loses to Miesha Tate
>Jones vs. Cormier 2
>Bisping is unironically a UFC champion
>Brock is back for a fight in 4 weeks time
All these in a year and your casual self says you've hit your peak?
>>68125316
This, is it from The Strain?
>>68125677
>mfw everyone forgets that that fight already happened
>even me
>>68125632
It's not possible that a fighter would throw a fight in a way that makes him go through concussion protocol, miss a ton of possible fight time, and a guaranteed continued PPV point purse.
>>68124382
AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HE HAS NO PUNCHING POWER THEY SAID
2016 YEAR OF THE UPSETS
you now realize you will never see a card like this again
>Ali dead
>Ariel dead
>Faber dead
>Penne dead
>Bjork reincarnated
>Hendo reincarnated
>Bisbling reincarnated
>Rogan retiring
>Hendo retiring
>Dana selling UFC
full circle
>>68125619
bispings damage came from a knee to the face while he was talking to the ref cos he had no mouthguard
>>68125640
>tfw missed most of this card
>tfw 200 is going to be goat on names alone
I dont really care about prelim whos fighting over scraps
The UFC is totally within their right to ban Ariel. Why is everybody so buttmad?
>had a dream a few weeks ago that brock was coming back
>it actually happend
>>68125701
yes
i seriously can't believe it
the most pillow fisted 185er of all time comes in on 2 weeks notice and heems a guy who hasn't lost a fight in 3 years
>>68125658
>for whatever reason Anderson chose not to fight back
Thats exactly what im talking about, Anderson could have won that fight way too many times but he didnt, he just stand there and wait for Bisping to recover, thats exactly what im complainig about.
>>68125655
AKA are all gonna lose all the belts, so fuck you.
>>68125712
ariel is fun. we like fun.
>Post yfw Ariel runs into the conference with c4 strapped to his chest
Bloody hell look at Urijah's face
>>68125265
Why though? Do you actually care about the integrity of the hype machine?
Who gives a fuck when you find out a fight is happening besides ufc bigwigs?
>>68125172
probably going to be hunt
>Faber came down from 163
Jesus fucking christ, he's 37
Also
>Faber might move up to Featherweight
MCGREGOR VS DIAZ II
HOLY SHIT
faber looks like he is dying
>>68125712
The problem isn't that it isn't their right to do it, rather that it's a fucking asshole move to pull.
>>68125643
>tfw fell asleep during the late prelims and woke up when Hendo/Lombard was getting hectic
Jesus christ Faber, write a damn book.
>>68125704
Bisping literally has power; it's science.
>>68125705
>>Dana selling UFC
cause he owns it right? retard
2 WEEKS NOTICE
I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
>>68125728
he's trying to talk up a fight with conor
>>68125732
>>68125733
>>68125724
he was probably crying for a bit lads
>>68125685
not me desu
>>68125732
>Dominick Cruz did this to him
lol
JUST
>>68125712
They are and so was Ariel in reporting it. There isn't really any standards to UFC reporting, though so who the fuck knows anything. Same thing happened to Sherdog long ago.
JUST
>>68125734
So is leaking their news.
>>68125718
>He could've won the fight at any time!
>But he didn't!
>And that's why he lost!
k
>>68125731
>Posting Soa
You my nigga famalam.
>>68125739
>mfw remembering that argument like 3 years ago
oh if that brit could see us now
Is Faber going to kill himself after this?
>>68125617
It will be Rockhold vs Hendo
Huge KO made him through the top in contention
Henderson vs Whittaker, Hall or Mousasi
Jacare needs to huge KO too get him back at contention too.
>UFC Hawaii
>let's have an event at a football stadium (lol) where people would have to fly from the west coast to view
Good luck niggers.
>faber unironically wants to move up to 145
has anyone considered the possibility that faber is severely depressed and suicidal
>>68125747
Yes it is you faggot
I'll fucking wreck you
>>68125734
It's also an asshole move to leak news that could have ramifications of millions of dollars
>>68125732
are his eyes permanently fucked like that?
>>68125672
He's right mate, that was a classic right cross, not a fucking jab. lel jab. God so many young new heemlings tonight.
Holy shit mates.
This card was crazy territory.
>Dave having that pre planned answer from the book
Good job lads
>>68125542
It comes from "heem sleepy".
Someone, probably a Brazilian, said it one time when someone got KO'd or something. It caught on. So now these are "heem" threads.
>UFC: Yeah well since you asked we got something special in store for tonight. Brock is coming back. We just want to make UFC 200 special for the fans. Have the man who headlined 100 be on 200. Keep in quiet until we reveal it man. We want the fans to be surprised.
>Jewani: sure
>BROCK IS COMING BACK!
Imagine the reaction on here if we didn't know. Imagine the buzz on the internet. Ariel took that from them. Fuck him.
>mfw the le short camp meme has finally been put to rest
>Even Sholler was surprised by the Brock news
WEW
>thank you i appreciate the question
>i will not answer out of respect
jones should have literally killed sholler
>>68125756
>>68125769
That's his job.
>>68125773
Rockhold is a south paw. He tried a jumping in jab, and dropped his hands.
>>68125772
Doubtful, those are just burst blood vessels in the eyes. I've had them from a headbutt during training once and once even worse when I vomited and the pressure blew them out lol.
>>68125732
Hey but casuals told me Cruz doesn't really hit anyone.
>>68125779
>Someone, probably a Brazilian, said it one time when someone got KO'd or something. It caught on. So now these are "heem" threads.
the origin is literally just from a wshh video m8
uhhhh shit
>>68125646
Again even if everyone agrees that what he did wasn't unethical, Dana banning him isn't unethical either; it's his rodeo, he can decide who can come and has to leave for pretty much any reason.
Karmas a bitch in this context because he thought he could get away scott free because he believed what he did wasn't unethical, only to be BTFO'd by a guy who literally was not acting unethically
I hate Conor. Stupid fuck holding up the division like a cunt.
>>68125706
Yup.
Anderson's always been a dirty fighter with no honor. I love his technical skillset and arrogance in the cage, but he was losing up until that point.
Credit where credit is due: bisping won that fight fair and square.
>>68125722
M8 he's as wooden as a tree stump
>>68125792
He didn't until now
>>68125787
damn
J U S T
>>68125523
thank you for reminding how fucking destroyed Rory was in that fight, quality meme friend
>>68125784
Okay that's cool but if UFC want to ban you for life cause you're ruining their promotion they can very well do it.
>>68125769
Ramifications of probably a hundred million dollars in press completely destroyed by Jewwani. Not even the top story on ESPN because of what Ariel did. He completely fucked the UFC over.
>>68125784
That's fine. Now he can do it from outside the arena. Kek.
>>68125712
no one really cares about Ariel they just like drama
Hendo has such a weak chin for getting wobbled baddly, but the strongest for not going totally out
>>68125379
It's like our outlandish sarcastic greentexts are becoming reality.
>>68125808
still my boy
I know he will come back stronger than ever.
>>68125781
What? WE never said it was impossible to win on a short camp, especially when the fight is short.
Fighters thath aren't usually known for their conditioning pays a price.
Has there ever been an athlete who got got between sports/promotions so easily and dominate like Brock? Wrestling, NFL, UFC, the athleticism required for WWE. Fucking genetic GOD.
https://twitter.com/allelbows/status/739329711495516161
;_;
>>68125734
How? Reporters get kept out of locker rooms and press conferences all the time for leaking team info. They usually rely on sources than being there anyways.
Ariel had a choice between being a reporter who shows up and interviews people at press conferences and being the kind that uses sources to leak info. Very few are both.
>Conrad Vs. Nate 2
Into the trash.
>>68125542
http://www.worldstarhiphop(dotcom)com/videos/video.php?v=wshhfCQpG8y006cNS3DH
about 1:30ish
>>68125773
r u retard?
MICHAEL THE COUNT
>>68125728
Yeah, I was rooting for faber. Its a shame he got old.
>>68125799
>Dana banning him isn't unethical either
How exactly do you come to that conclusion?
>it's not unethical
>but so is punishing the unethical action
Literally retarded
>he can decide who can come and has to leave
That doesn't make it ethical or even really fair to
>he thought he could get away scott free
That's not really karma
>who literally was not acting unethically
It's a gross overreaction, it's unethical to any non-aspie
>>68125805
Is that so?
>>68125831
This. I hope Meltzer's next
>>68125827
>Got his chin deleted
>come back stronger than ever.
Huh. Funny.
He is hot though.
>>68125808
He's still a rich athletic handsome millionaire.
I FUCKING HATE HIM!
>>68125808
Shoop the hair on him
what is the drama, I missed out
>>68125840
cruz is a good fighter, but he's not an entertaining fighter.
>>68125829
Schaub
ufc must be shielding brock from usada if hes coming back
>>68125800
For what? All of 6 months? With an interim title fight coming up anyways?
As opposed to all of Aldo's funtime injury games?
Is Ortega magic? I know it's weird but follow this
>debuts at Brown/Lawler
>night of spicyness
>second fight at Boestch vs Hendo (Hendo won that night btw)
>the entire card imo is awesome
>UFC 195
>Condit/Lawler
>tonight
>UFC 199
>Reddit crying cause some MMA """""journalist""" got life time banned for essentially spoiling big news
You think if someone leaked the ending of a big summer blockbuster he'll still have a job?
>I WAS WINNING UNTIL I LOST
Hahahahahaahahahahhhahahah COCKHOLD
>yfw no other "journalist" and "reporter" is going to ask about Jewwani
>>68125847
Meltzer is never backstage and in the reporters area AFAIK.
Destiny is real
>>68125703
i'm talking about real money not the pocket change UFC fighters win. This is far more common than you think. Anyway, it's just an hypothesis, Rockhold looked terrible today.
>Champs that lose the belt after 0 defenses call it """""my""""" belt
cuckhold is such a faggot holy shit
>>68125829
>Brock
Who?
>>68125864
yeah he's coming across as a salty little bitch right now
>>68124382
Fuck. Can bisping pull off a title defense?
Weidman and Jac are the prime canditates for a title shot.
>>68125859
underated as fuck look how much hype that faggot chad beavis got and Ortega doesnt get shit
>i-i guess d-d-destiny is real
>>68125861
shit analogy
Still cocky
Keep making excuses ffs, you're not a retard, you know what it's like to fight. Stop chatting shit
>>68125876
>This big sense of entitlement of recent champs feeling like they own a damn belt
>>68125877
Yeah. Just fucking take the loss like a man. Two weeks notice, and you got your ass handed to you.
McGregor took it like man, you can too, now wipe your vagina.
KEKEKEKEK. Say hello to Bellator's newest lead reporter.
Can't believe people are defending this nigga like he's Ed Snowden.
The Ghost of Ali wanted Rockhold to get knocked out
>>68125829
>dominate
>rockhold continuing to dig deeper
>rockhold calling bisping a dick
oh shit
LOL ROCKHOLD SO SALTY
LUKE FIRING SHOTS!
HE
FUCKING
MAD
LMAO
LUKE MAD AF AHAHAHAHA
ROCKHOLD MAD AS SHIT
>>68125877
You're a fucking piece of shit
LMAO BISPING WITH A BEER
AHAHAHAHAHHA LUKE BTFO
THIS ROCKHOLD BUTTHURT
>Cockhold shook
You're getting emotional Luke
>I wanna fucking kill him
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROCKHOLD YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU'RE MORE COCKIER THAN ANYONE HERE, HANDLE THE BANTS
ahahahah
>>68125864
He's not entirely wrong,
>>68125727
carwin*
THIS BANTER
DRAMA
R
A
M
A
>>68125910
>Rockhold annihilates him
>is a sportsman about it
>Britbing beats an extremely underperforming Luke
>''HAHHA FUCK YOU''
British piece of shit.
>Rockhold getting KO'd twice in one night
luke is handling this pretty well
>>68125482
M8 the meme magic around Rockhold extended to the bookies as well. I put £15 on Bisping knocking Rockhold out on ridiculous odds, I picked up £195
>>68125900
>McGregor took it like man
He didn't though
#CuckedOUT
>>68125901
>Ed Snowden
>Defending a limited hangout hatchet man
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
At least Luke is honest. I hate seeing fighters act all fake and shit.
GOAT POST-FIGHT CONFERENCE
Bisping making this presser just as good as the card
PART III HYPE BEGINS NOW
ahahahahahahahahah
Bisping is fucking killing me right now
lol
>this card
>this presser
doesnt get much better
ARIEL GOT BANNED?!
LMAO
even the post press is fucking amazing
literally the absolute best ufc of all time
blessed ali has cleansed this fucking game
Luke getting absolutely BTFO
>watching the post presser
Rockhold is a super faggot. lol glad he got HEEM'd
>>68125917
im literally crying watching this
>>68125841
>How exactly do you come to that conclusion?
Can you not deny someone access to your home or property? Can you not ask someone to leave it? Are these unethical?
If you invite a man into your home and one of the rules you lay down is that he is not to shit in your bedroom toilet, and he then proceeds to shit in your toilet, you can ask him to leave and to never come back. That's not unethical. You can call it stupid, but not unethical.
LUKE BTFO
TOP KEK
KEKHOLD GETTING REKT BY BISPING AHAHAHA THE MADMAN
luke cant handle the bantz
>Bisping's bantz is better than McGregor's
This card man. This card.
>LUKE KEKHOLD
KEKHOLD ON SUICIDE WATCH
I'm guessing reebok made him wear that shirt after what happened?
>Literally fought in the octagon
>still tries bickering with him and bitching afterwards
The fight's done, you got to handle your business and you got knocked out. This is why you can never like Cockhold
Oh god Bisping just savaged Rockhold on the mic. Rockhold's career is fucking OVER. This is too great.
>>68125900
>McGregor took it like man
At first he did, and then he came up with all the excuses
MARK
Y
WORDS
O
R
D
S
>>68125900
Have you not payed attention to how much of a salty fucker McGregor has been lately?
"b-but I went up TWO WEIGHTCLASSES"
KEKHOLD SO MAD LMAO
>>68125958
Why?
>>68125944
yeah he did with some lame ass excuse
>>68125864
I WAS OVERCONFIDENT
I HAS STAPH
MCL TEAR(lol not really)
JET LAG
IT WASN'T MY DESTINY
TRIED TO JAB HIM
BISBONG LAYING THE MAD SMACK
>thanks Luke
top fucking kek this is too much
11/10 card
11/10 presser
lads i'm so happy
threadly reminder that memes, meme magic and destiny are real
>>68125948
There was at least a larger convo there about whistleblowing.
>>68125847
Meltzer is bros with Dana tho. He's know Lorenzo,Frank,Dana and Joe Silva for a long time. He's admitted to knowing about shit ahead of time for both the UFC and WWE. And is told in confidence. Because he knows millions of dollars are on the line. Yeah it might get you lots of traffic but don't be surprised if you're never invited back.
this presser is better than the fight
All according to plan
FIFTY G'S BABY
Bisping>McGregor
THE BANTZ
YOU WILL NEVER BE THIS MAD
LMAO
DAMN
this might be the first post fight presser to break out into a fight
kek
Bisping btfo luke
This is the best fucking day
BISKING
I
S
K
I
N
G
why do are UK faggots acting like niggers
Drunk Bisping is based
Holy shit this is fucking hilarious.
Rockhold deserves the bants before going in the fight like a moron. Hope he doesn't get the rematch desu.
My fucking sides
Thank you based natty goat
>50 GEES BABY
Ali has given his energy to Bisbing.
This card just went to a 12 with the presser.
>>68125903
and the ghost of Cosell wanted Ariel fired
>>68125983
No he didn't. He got butthurt about it on twitter and had a meltdown.
LUKE YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU
>>68125984
I think you've listed all his excuses. He was making them even before the fight against Bisping coming in on 2 weeks notice lmao
>I CHOSE you BISPING
Next he'll be saying he ate wrong and made bad decisions because of it
>>68126013
GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND APOLOGISE LUKE
50 Gs
THE NATTY FUCKING GOAT
13/10 and rising
Cruz BTFO Faber
this presser is based
LMAO FABER ON SUICIDE WATCH
Cruzzzzz Ruseeeee
>dominic shitting on faber still too
>>68125966
>can you not deny someone acesss to your or property
Oh, so now you're calling Ariel a burglar. Phenomenal logic
It is unethical. It's a stupid overreaction
>Luke sulking with his arms crossed
This card delivering before, during, and after.
10/10 night lads
Bisping is a fucking dick. Never stopped talking shit even after losing the first fight, now wants Rockhold to kiss his feet after winning this one.
FUCK GUYS! MY DICK IS SO FUCKING HARD! AMAZING FIGHTS AMAZING BACKROUND SHIT AMAZING ANNOUNCEMENTS AMAZING POSTPRESS CONF.
Dude is this real or man drama?
How old is Bisping's daughter? Asking for a friend.
Absolute bullshit
Everybody knows that Rockhold would kick this old faggot's arse 99 times out of 100 and now you are sucking his dick because he got a lucky knockout against a guy that clearly didn't take him seriously. Bet you are all Weidman fans
Holy shit, Bispng is a fucking asshole piece of shit.
>YE JUST GET KNOCKED OUT YE
Jesus, you have your belt, now show some respect.
>Faber gets wrecked
>Fight c-c-cody
FFS this guy is so pathetic hahaha oh wow this presser is gold
scholler banter
anyone have a link to where i can watch the press?
>i lost because i tried to show off my fancy new technique
>literally a jab
Why is Faber still talking?
BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING BISKING
>Luke talks insane amount of shit as a cocky prick
>Bisping KOs him and doesn't do some bullshit shake of hands show of respect instead just tells him to fuck off
>"why is he so mean ;_;"
lel cuckhold
This is so good
>GUYS GUYS PLEASE
HAHAHAHA BISPING YOU BASED LAD
PROPELLED INTO ETERNAL BOY STATUS
I liked Bisping for about 10 minutes. Already done with that.
[500 replies]
make a proper heem you lazy cucks haha
Bisping's head is fucking GIGANTIC right now, holy fuck the ego is 10x the size of Ronda
>>68126049
literally in the OP
>>68126044
fuck off slav cock sucker
>this weak ass autistic "banter" from my boy Cruz
rockhold salty as FUCK
luke got big brothered out there
>>68126014
RIP giant ariel titties
>>68126043
People will bandwagon. That's how it works.
Hendo and Ortega just kicking back kek
>>68126043
S A L T Y C U N T
Wow Bisping actually pulled a Matt Serra
>>68126035
yeah noticed that too, funny as fuck
>>68126049
it's streaming on ufc's youtube page
>>68126036
it's 4pm you turd
Ain't fuckin nobody talking about 135, what the fuck
>>68126060
>Rock cuck'd
Hold yourself buddeh.
>Chris thinks Luke is a cocky smug asshole
>Bisping thinks Luke is a cocky smug asshole
>Rockhold thinks th...they're the problem not me
>>68126063
oh shit my bad thanks
I got a bad feeling about Luke's future. I think this is the start of his decline. I see him going Loss-Win-Loss in his nxt three fights
>>68126034
>Oh, so now you're calling Ariel a burglar
Literally didn't.
Are you drunk?
>It's a stupid overreaction
Only yours buddy.
>Luke Cuckold spends the entire pre-fight media bs talking about how Bisping was going to be his "Little bitch"
>"YOU'RE SUCH A DICK MICHAEL HAVE SOME CLASS"
>>68126026
haha i forgot that one
>I CHOSE YOU BISPING
>>68126062
Enjoy while it lasts. I really don't know who the next mw champ is. Hopefully Hall
>>68126075
could have fooled me. its dark as hell where i am
>>68126060
cmom hes funny as shit
literally called Dom being a jesus freak yesterday
>>68126051
Kek, the thing is he contradicts himself. He said it's something he did a lot in camp, but apparently it's a fancy new technique in this fight
GOAT post-fight conference
>>68126088
>literally didnt'
This is literally what you implied. Your first sentence described burglary
Are you drunk?
>only yours buddy
Good one, dumbass.
>>68125966
He can still probably buy a ticket and show up, they're just not giving him the access he had before.
Bisping is damn hilarious
>rockholds shits on bisbong tells media he was a douche
>bisbong walks in drunk with a fucking beer and acts like a douche
fucking goat post fight
Since when is /heem/ full of babby faggots who can't handle any banter?
LEFT HOOK LARRY
LEFT HOOK HARRY
E
F
T
H
O
O
K
L
A
R
R
Y
>CALL ME LEFT HOOK LARRY
Cruz would BTFO of Garbrandt. He got outstruck by Marcus Brimage. All he has is power. No clue how to string together techniques. Way too macho to fight with discipline. I'd rather Dodson or Dillashaw II or Johnson II.
>>68126081
MW division is a shit show. Not a fan of any of them besides Hendo desu.
LEFT HOOK LARRY CONFIRMED GOAT
>Bisbong giving Luke technical advice
I hope tonight never ends
>>68126099
is there a single fedora tipping champion in the UFC?
>>68126116
bisping is the bantz king right now.
>>68126099
Go tip your fedora among your peers
>>68126119
>>68126122
go to bed aus u people cant fight for shit go get some cuck in u
>>68124382
Left Hook Larry UFC Middleweight Champa AKA GOAT
>>68126124
Dude shit shows are great, just sit back and appreciate the chaos and memes.
Hendo is muh boy tho.
How can I banter britbros?
>bisping pls stop
Bisping's nose tip is weird.
Hendo vs. Bisping 2?
>>68126098
Funny? The funniest thing about Bisping is watching his career get cuck'd and now we don't even have that any more. Absolute bum division.
ALL THESE FEELS
GET FUCKED ROCKHOLD
BASED BISPING
>>>68126137
It's 2 in the afternoon kek
>Just knocked the bum out in the first round
B T F O.
>>68126137
>American """"banter""""
Luke posting from his phone lmao.
>knocked the bum out in the first round
kek
Based Bisping
>that moment when max just wanted to bang
wow that was fucking movie shit, does the motion, swings like a madman, then asks him if he wants more before the horn is blown
the madman
>>68126129
literally bisping
also barnett was champ and is the biggest fedora tipper alive
>>68126130
I bet these faggots crying are the same ones who says Conor is GOAT for his trash talk
I was happy for Bisping, but he's a real piece of shit. Can't wait for Chris to kill him.
>>68126147
the tip is my favorite part
>>68126147
ye wtf is that
greatest post fight presser ever desu
>"You're destined to be my bitch"
>"I chose you because you're an easy fight and I like beating you"
>"I'm like a samurai he's just an average block"
>gets blown the fuck out in the first
>"he didn't show me respect after the fight and told me to fuck off ;_; ;_; ;_; what a dick"
Is there any fighter more pathetic?
bisping is a faggot
GIVE HENDO HIS SHOT REEEEEE
>>68126145
Watch Bisping and Tyson Fury pressers. Don't take yourself seriously. Be like water my friend, when you get someone as mad as Rockhold just play with them, the world is your oyster.
Brian Ortega is really hot, I want to suck his dick.
anyone notice that ortega is starting to talk like rener?
>>68126162
Barnett isn't a 4chan/reddit fedora tipper
>>68126180
he's a cutie for sure
>>68126183
New
>>68126176
Hendo hasn't won two consecutive fights since... I can't even remember. That would be egregious. Bisping should fight Jacare while Rockhold and Weidman kiss and makeup.
>>68126163
It's the exact opposite m8. If you love Conor you have to love natty GOAT Bisping. It's just this one autismo american who's hating right now.
Bisping should be arrested and stripped of his title for his behavior.
>>68126107
>>68126088
>>68125966
>>68125799
My trip dubs speak truth.
>This is literally what you implied.
I didn't imply anything, I sismply stated a fact that you can decided who is and isn't allowed on your property/at your events.
Take this scenario:
You invite me into your home, we have an argument over UFC and you ask me to leave and to never come back. Are you acting unethically?
>>68126174
Yeah, people who feel like Rockhold but try to be subtle about their excuses. Much better to just be open and hostile like Rockhold.
all these autists saying bispings a dick, does any non-anglo country know how to banter
>>68126174
Conor McGregor
>>68126153
>>68126154
aus acting like they're in UK wut?
>>68126181
happens when you are around certain people a lot. some once asked me if i hang out with this guy a lot and i was like "yeah how did you know". she told me i spoke like him.
kinda embarrassing tbhfam
>>68126186
He's a metal head. That's definitively fedora.
Please post yfw when Left Hook Larry unironically became UFC champion
>>68126197
shit analogy
fuck off dana
>>68126092
>Luke Cuckold spends the entire pre-fight media bs talking about how Bisping was going to be his "Little bitch"
It's called selling the fight mate
>bisping already drinking another beer after like 10 minutes
kek
>>68126186
>manga/anime fan
>metalhead
>magic the gathering fan
>has nietzsche in his living room and makes sure to tell visitors that it's not just for show and he's actually read it
he's 100% fedora
>>68126201
Go to bed
>>68126208
why im a girl?
>>68126201
its funny how bisping even looks like stipe
>>68126229
He's a former UFC champion and actually lifts.
LOOK TO MY RIGHT
>>68126244
no fucking shit we're talking about ufc champs who are fedora. jesus christ you're a fucking idiot.
>>68126204
hurts to say it but aus bantz is on par with uk. infact aus vs uk makes for the best bantz in any sport.
>>68126229
100% Fedora
https://youtu.be/IaPG3YoQ5N8
>>68126233
>girl?
>>68126262
fedor puts the fedor in fedora
HOW DO THOSE LEMONS TASTE
>>68126262
>O-o-o-one of us
Here: >>>/r/atheism
>>68124382
so much salt from Luke
Bisping is so drunk lol
>>68126274
Truth.
>>68126313
he has had like 3 beers max. doesnt even seem close to drunk
>>68126336
weight cutting makes you have a way lower tolerance mate
MY BOY HAS BEEN AVENGED
GET HIM OUT OF CRYOSTATIS LONGO, IT'S TIME TO...
PUT
A
HOLE
IN
HIS
FUCKING
CHEST
>it's a Bisping thanks people again episode
>>68126349
they are not cutting weight anymore mate
Lemons Salthold
OH GOD STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD JESUS CHRIST....
>tfw your boys are moving up in the rankings
>werdum and luke lose the belt, dom and mm are unstoppable, mcgoober and rousey meme is over, jones probably gets his belt back, spider might get another shot, hendo retires on a fotn win, ariel is permabanned
i could go on for days. it feels like all is right in the universe. im just worried it goes downhill from here unless we can sacrifice more boxers or something
>>68126371
Lol do you really think cutting 30 pounds in 2 weeks doesn't have an effect past the day of the weight cut?
He just told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP your suspended! DA,mnnnn
Bisping is an asshole
somebody give luke a hug
>>68126391
i dont think you understand that drinking 2 4% beers isnt much for anyone.
>>68126435
why even be there? he's literally retarded
reaching his hand to luke at the end
the mad cunt
>Cuckold wouldnt shake bispings hand at the end
haha fag
>>68126444
After having fought in 6 mma fights, 2 boxing matches, and countless BJJ matches I can assure you, your tolerance is much lower than it was before you cut a substantial amount of weight.
>>68126435
DC is going to give him a motivational bj right now.
>Can you guys bury the hatchet
>Urijah drops kayfabe and says he's a good guy
>Dom shits on him and his gym
>Urijah says yea it's funded by us it's a losing venture
>Dom says yea it's clearly a losing venture
Urijah looked like he was about to burst into tears at that moment. Holy fuck. Ruthless Cruz.
>>68126486
division you compete in and vid of your matches , anon
otherwise you're just seagaling us
>>68126490
dunno why DC is getting all the hate
honestly, he seems like a nice dude. He kind of sucks dick at smacktalk, but he gives off the vibe of a general overall good dude
>>68126515
I think Cruz just forgot what he was talking about, he went on a rant about his gym then was like "herp derp"
>>68126536
Haha I know better than to post personal information onto 4chan. But I used to walk around at about 170ish and cut to 155 for MMA fights, got as low was 149 for some BJJ matches. It most def. has an effect on your alcohol tolerance. Especially the night of, after sweating, being exhausted from the adrenaline dump, etc
>>68126555
i completely agree but the dick sucking meme is kinda funny. i honestly hope he kills Jon.
>>68126578
This. I competed at 135 and would get back up to 152, then after post-dump weigh in be at 148. I drank after my first night like a tapout goon and was shitfaced after 2 beers.
>>68126578
>Haha I know better than to post personal information onto 4chan
so you are basically a fat basement dwelling neckbeard
fucking UFC plebs cut off the stream as rockhold and bisping were shit talking
will mma fighting have it?
>>68126625
>I competed at 135
manlet confirmed
>>68126647
haha sure man.
BTW can someone please tell me what HEEM really means. The suspense is killing me.
>>68126174
>just an average block
>mfw
>>68126682
>haha
kill yourself
>>68126717
>edgy
>>68126670
DELETE THIS!!!
>>68126682
get the fuck out of here
>>68126652
anyone??
bisping followed him as he walked away and extended his hand and rockhold started mouthing off and the stream cut off
I am wondering if bisping wanted a spicy banger because he's drunk
>>68126682
Blacks say "heem sleepy" when someone gets knocked out on ebaums world.
I was told this was the reason. Not sure if it is but its the closest thing I've come to as far as an explanation.
Also "heem" is synonymous with KO, if you haven't figured this out.
>>68126850
I always figured it was an acronym for something, and yeah I've noticed it gets used that way too but who the fuck knows. I give up trying to figure it out
>>68126877
it comes from a video where a gang member gets ko'd. a graphic that says "HEEM SLEEPY" pops out
>>68126877
>>68127032
found the video
http:/ /www.worldstarhiphop. com
/videos/video.php?v=wshhfCQpG8y006cNS3DH
remove spaces
>>68125942
yeah i was gonna put £10 down on Bisping but pussied out and only put £5, life is suffering.
Also fuck green i bet money on him and all he did was trash talk.
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