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Hello darkness
hope he suddoku's
bisping putting the bantz spurs to him is glorious
No.
No card can ever top this. I've said this at least five times in the past two years.
But this time I'm serious.
I love you, monster
Cuckhold's pissy face at the press conf was so funny
Top 10 for LEFT HOOK LARRY
If you hate Ariel, you are UFC shill with no objectivity.
Who /LeftHookLarry/ here?
15/10
Rockhold remind anyone else of Vegeta?
>>68126183
So who doe Bisbing fight next and can he defend his title better?
STILL MY BOY
Luke brought these bantz on himself. I actually like the guy, but gotta be more humble
Cruz is undisputed GOAT.
>Bisbong on his second beer
L E F T H O O K
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>>68126163
It's the exact opposite m8. If you love Conor you have to love natty GOAT Bispong. It's just this one autismo american who's hating right now.
>>68126206
>hating jews makes you a jew
?
>>68126183
Sudoku when
Has Schaub commented on tonights events?
>>68126213
hahahah
can't wait to see Jones destroy him
>>68126212
no but Cruz reminds me of Jin Kazama
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
>>68126198
>tfw your only friend is your corporate sponsor
>>68126232
>Report does his job as a reporter
>Gets mad at him
Grant, UFC has every right to ban him, if they want a group of UFC shills as their reporters, they have the right to do so.
>>68126213
kek that was me he told to get off his twitter what a nig nog i aint even briton
>>68126226
more like undisputed YAWN
What beer is Bisping drinking?
is it special edition UFC BUD LITE?
>>68126213
>the city of AKA
>good guy Bisping
I like Left Hook Larry a lot better than Bisping tbqh
NIGGA IS DOING ETHER WITHOUT A BEAT
HOLY SHIT
>tfw u get btfo by a guy on a two week camp
>>68126231
I've disliked Bisping for his entire career. Sorry if I don't feel like sucking his dick now.
>>68126251
High Life
>American Kuckboxing Academy
>>68126251
looks like he's switching between beers the bottles are different colors
Can one of our reddit correspondents report on whether they are but hurt with bispings post fight bants?
>>68126198
>>68126243
Who the hell says "I love you" to some big company sponsor?
>>68126243
>Cruz is beloved by his gym.
>My fightfu Angela Hill "stayed with him" while training.
he does alright I think
Cruz would make Conor look like dogshit
Shitty meme fighters getting lucky knock outs is killing the ufc
>>68126206
I actually hated him a long time ago because he asked nothing but softball ass bland questions all of the time.
I'm fine with him being the one to report leaks, as I'm fine with not seeing him being a television reporter/interviewer. As I'm fine with the UFC telling him to fuckoff for trying to shit where he eats.
>>68126257
>tfw you btfo a guy on a two week camp
lmao luke mad as fuck
>>68126236
who cares hes a cheeto finger douchebag faggot
Luke about to leap over and get caught by LHL.
Holy shit I crashed into a tree two weeks ago and just pulled a two inch splinter out of my chest
What the fuck
>>68126259
>I've disliked Bisping for his entire career. Sorry if I don't feel like sucking his dick now.
>THE SALT MINING OPERATION OF LUKE ROCKHOLD
KEK
K E K
KEK
L E M O N S
luke is so mad rn
>>68126250
Kek, get cucked.
34 days....
>Going to celebrate this victory tonight with a fresh, hot, Papa John’s Pizza, as well as a nice cold Budweiser.
>>68126288
>CHEST PIECE CHESTER
LEMON LUKE
Rockhold's face is priceless.
SALTY
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>>68126259
Luke please, get back to selling Part 3 lmao
>i have nothing against the guy
but you just called him an asshole...
lol
I got a bad feeling about Luke's future. I think this is the start of his decline. I see him going Loss-Win-Loss in his nxt three fights
what's this left hand Larry business
Dan henderson vs Bisping 2 pls
rip literally the only good journalist covering this trash sport
>>68126288
look where you're going next time
Hendo just retire pls
there is proof that i predicted bisping winning
thanks, based britfuck
>>68126314
CORN TO THE CORE
Shit this nigga has the longest pen in the world
>you now remember the tripfag spamming that Faber was going to win while posting the same few webms of Faber knocking Cruz off balance
50-45
HAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT
dan henderson's head is 90% potato i am sure
>>68126324
Left Hand Larry is the champ m8
Hendo should get a retirement match at MSG
>>68126217
damn straight
>>68126332
>literally seething
>>68126332
i almost feel bad for him. almost.
>>68126332
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
>>68126217
NEVER
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HE'S FEELING THE MEME MAGIC
>>68126327
Sorry your reporter-fu got rekt
All memes aside, we've just lost the best journalist who didn't give a fuck and actually acted like a journalist and not a shill (even when he "worked" for them).
That's always a massive blow. Also BASED waifu Esther.
>>68126341
The biggest surprise to me in the fight was Cruz didn't really use those nice uppercut-type techniques he had so much success with against TJ
How many of you won money on Bispong?
>>68126174
>>68126066
He's so salty holy shit
I don't understand him, he does this shit himself, has rubbed people the wrong way and is generally always cocky, yet when people do it back "I...i don't like him he's so mean"
Pretty sure Bisping wanted to touch gloves and he refused, I think he has every right to tell him to piss off after that
>>68126341
Damn, that upkick tho.
How do you think Hendo feels hearing Bisping flap his lips about being champion
Brock should fight Carwin again.
>Shane Carwin @ShaneCarwin 2h2 hours ago
For everyone blowing up my phone, yes I would take this fight @UFC 200. I would love to knock Brock out. Any time, any place
>>68126351
he is literally salty though
>2-1
>>68126343
No lad I mean where did this fresh meme come from.
>it's 2-1 really
bisping just CANNOT stop shitting on luke and i absolutely love it
>>68126363
lol, what important shit did Ariel ever do
>>68126236
The GOAT is making a comeback.
Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub 1h1 hour ago
HOLY F*CK did that really just happen!!!!!! Congrats @bisping what a crazy time to be ALIVE! 10 yrs in the UFC and finally gets a shot
luke is going to get forever bullied by bisping
SUSPENDED
>you're suspended, shut the fuck up
bisping just won't let up KEK
BISPING BANTER
LEFT HOOK LARRY'S LEMONADE BTFO KEKHOLD.
BRO BRO BRO
YOURE SUSPENDED
>>68126341
Who gives a fuck. Bisping just literally KOd rockhold.
MIKE GOLDBERG LITERALLY JUMPING FOR JOY FOR THE NATTY GOAT LADS
FUCKING KEK, LUKE GETTING TOLD
>>68126381
Bispong KOed Rockhold with a left hook and knocked down Silva with one as well.
"You can call me Left Hook Larry!"
BISKING
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Luke BTFO for 90 days
jesus
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I can't wait to watch Jacare smash Bisping.
fucking BISPING
>"YOU'RE SUSPENDED SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>MICHAEL "PRINCIPAL-THE COUNT-LEFT HOOK LARRY" BISPING
>>68126369
Hendo is 45 with a sexy wife. He's too fat and happy to care at this point.
>>68126372
Someone better get fucking slept in the first five minutes, or its going to be a snooze-fest.
>>68126409
Michael bout to go balls deep in that lady boi
MICHAEL
FUCKING
BISPING
>You're suspended, shut the fuck up.
godamn hes shitting on luke so much that i'm staritng to feel sorry for him
J U S T
>>68126192
It is called seppuku you manlet fuck.
This damn press conference
>>68126402
I missed that thanks f a m
urijah sad
even if i dont like bisping/cruz what a great card
Bisping isn't a good winner but he's being somewhat cheeky
Luke is a horrible loser
But they say show me a good loser I'll show you a loser. Hard to be humble in defeat and he's getting needled about it too.
>>68126432
>being this new
Stupid fucking weebs
Dominick's voice is so soothing.
Would buy audiobooks from.
>Cruz doesn't really hit people
Cruz talks like a psychopath
walking off a movie set
Michael The Count Bisping on 2 weeks notice.
He did it lads. GOATest of GOAT cards.
I don't get how people can't into bants by now, what are you doing on /sp/ fags
>>68126217
C L O S E T F A G G O T
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>>68126433
possibly the best one i have seen
>the city of Luke Rockhold
>>68126432
I'm certain a subaru is needed for you, one that drives over you
>>68126452
Fucking this. He should do voice acting.
So this post fight presser was entertaining.
Fuck, JewFC is going to start charging for the post fights aren't they?
NO HANDSHAKE
>i-i-it's not just me out here
>i-i love my training partners
>>68126452
>W-w-we'll see
THEY FUCKING CUT THE STREAM WHEN BISPING WENT TO ROCKHOLD
>Le I don't make any money off them man
He's self funded I AM NOW A #CRUZMISSLE
anyone see luke refuse to shake his hand right before it ended?
Cruz getting the last stab in there
>Luke refusing to shake hands at the end
WHY DID YOU CUT IT
>>68126257
>tfw he was filming a movie too
>tfw you personally picked this guy
>tfw you said you were a samurai
>It is a losing venture for you guys against me
B.T.F.O.
>cutting the presser when Bisping and Rockhold are face to face
FUCK
ZUFFA
>>68126452
>>68126455
>tfw no American Psycho audiobook as read by Dominic Cruz
>luke refusing to shake hands
kek
LMAOAOAOA Luke refusing to shake Bispings hand
>Bisping goes to shake Luke's hand
>something going on
>the cut the camera
MICHAEL
"I REKT YOU IN SPARRING M8"
BISPING
IS
THE
NEW
MIDDLEWEIGHT
CHAMPION
OH SHIT LUKE SWUNG!
DID HE SHAKE HIS HAND I NEED TO KNOW
BISP(NG AND LUKE GETTING HEATED
SHOLLER GETTING FLASHBACKS
Do you guys think Faber is gay?
Whenever someone starts getting up around 40 and is still single you have to wonder. I know he's a manlet but he could get a girl like Chadlet did.
>>68126470
>not liking Cruz from the start
I'VE FELT HIS POWER
I'VE FELT HIM
HE'S WEAK AS PISS
>>68126453
He really believed himself there. Shelled up quick as fuck after he got rocked.
>>68126372
>Not Frank Mir
Nigga is begging for a third match with Brock and isn't over getting his shit rekt.
>>68126351
>>68126374
yeah , lol, did you see not shake bisping's hand just before the stream cut out
was he right?
luke is such a salty bitch lmao
>Anderson Silva
>Luke Rockhold
>Matt the only guy to ever beat Jon Hamill
>first brit
Bisping is unironically in contention for GOAT MW
dominick so obsessed with the money aspect
like dog it's faber's gym/legacy of course he's going to rep it at every opportunity
N O
T O U C H
Jacare vs Bisbing you guys got?
HOW DO THOSE LEMONS TASTE
>>68126503
I don't think so, he seems like any typical cali surfer chadbro
He'll probably settle down once he's retired
>tfw you started the BISKING meme
hottest meme going these days
>>68126446
He's worst than Weidman and Hendricks when it comes to these excuses. Bisping is a massive dick.
It's a great combo, Rockhold makes retarded excuse and says he wins a million times out of a million if he never learnt how to jab, Bisping tells him to get fucked and BTFOs him. It's great.
>Don't come in too overconfident pal, I'll wipe that smug look off your face
>>68126526
bisping all the way
he is on fire
>>68126526
Jacare by submission
>>68126526
Bisping, he's the natty GOAT that will thrive in a post USADA world
>>68126526
Jacare by easy peasy sub round 1.
>>68126526
gut says jacare easy but who knows bisping could do a holm vs rousey thing maybe
>>68126521
He's got to support Master Thong's gambling itch somehow.
Was this the real fight of the night /heem/?
>>68126453
Emma Roberts beat up her boyfriend worse.
>>68126526
Idk about that but Jacare will run right through him but no one can take that left hand shot yeh
>>68126430
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>>68126526
Jacare would probably finish Bisping in round 1, like Luke would've if he wasn't an autist.
>>68126521
yeah, even if he is getting a percentage who cares? its not like cody is getting a shot any time soon. he needs to let it go
>>68126526
Bisbong decision
Brock vs Hunt would be honestly based
>>68126546
Yes
>Dom's glorious awkward movement
>his great analytic mind
>that tasty smooth voice
N-no homo?
>>68126546
>manlets
keku fuck no
they have no power
>>68126526
>picking a hue in a post-usada world
>>68126526
When is the Madison Square Garden card?
Weidman is fighting for the belt at that event.
Not sure there is time to give Jacare a shot between then and now.
>>68126526
I'd go with Jacare. But after today I have doubts.
>>68126526
Gatorman unless for some reason he does the same thing Luke did. I just don't see Bisping stopping the takedowns and bjj fuck.
>>68126526
Bisping could win if it goes to decision.
>>68126556
>>68126556
it's hyping a fight for dom's benefit if anything
>>68126532
Good job Conor.
Bisping can't stop burning Rockhold tonight
BISPING TOP LAD
So can we agree that Lawler, Cruz, Jones and MM are the only champs with a high fight IQ?
DAMN
https://youtu.be/Y8fJdGUQ1Lk?t=53m49s
>>68126561
Post USADA,this is Romero's destiny right?
Nick/Whittaker vs Romero would be a banger.
>yfw bork's opponent is cm cuck
>>68126257
>>68126551
do this one pls
What a fun fucking night. Had a blast. I'll do a more detailed blog tomorrow morning. I'm pretty tired.
Leave Lesnar to me
>>68126526
Bisping.
>Braziians
>post USADA
>>68126217
no longer my boy. all my previous boys have been replaced with Holloway for that gangster ass shit he did in the final round of a fight he clearly dominated.
>if anyone can supply me with a webm of that it would be greatly appreciated.
>>68126561
too bad for you he only fucks his dog
>>68126590
how much were your tickets?
NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHOT
>main event making everyone forget that hendo killed lombard
>>68126583
Of course
>>68126596
How pathetic. Take the loss like a man and keep it moving.
>luke could have wrestlefucked bisbing so hard
Cocky fucker forgot Vitor deleted his chin.
UFC in the 2010s
The JUST dynasty, especially in regards to fighters doing something stupid and getting caught like
>Weidman
>Rockhold
>Werdum
>Aldo
>Anderson
To name a few
>It's 2-1 really
>You just got knocked out, I think you're suspended
Hahahahahaha Bisping is just too much, if you don't enjoy him you're literally a prissy little faggot. Rockhold is SEETHING
>>68126590
sleep tite fite fan
>>68126596
what a sore loser Cuckhold is
i am getting hard knowing he's going to cry himself to sleep. hope BisKing gives him the same tears when his faggot family dies of cancer.
>YFW /asp/ pollutes /heem/ for the next month because of brock
>>68126603
$525 for the pair.
>>68126583
>lawler
>iq of any kind
>>68126596
Luke in the white
Michael in the black
This was the last time they spoke as friends
>>68126583
Every time Lawler fights Rory his IQ drops a few points.
>>68126616
it wouldn't have been half as funny if rockhold hadn't gotten so mad
>>68126613
No Ariel around to tell us what a great storyline this is...
>tfw we will never see Nick Diaz vs Michael Bisping
tbqh I just want to see how amped up Nick gets pre-fight from Bisping's shit talk
>>68126584
>bisping calls him a faggot
no longer my bloke
>>68126622
/asp/ died cause of WWE cancer
fuck them. there use to be good martial art discussion there
>>68126589
>>68126386
>BRENDON "TBD" SCHAUB VS BORK 200
>>68126628
Best thing about it is that he clearly won that brawl too.
>>68126613
>Take the loss like a man
No one would take a loss to Michael Bisping by KO like a man. That's damn humiliating.
>>68126514
RARE
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Predict what will he say about the Rockhold.
>"Bisping is so rude at the post-fight presser and I hope Rockhold shuts him up!"
>>68126566
UFC 205 in November
Mid November I think
Something tells me they'll guarantee Jacare the next title shot after that, he'll wait around like Woodley
>>68126596
>>68126613
Can you imagine what went through little sholler's head at the time?
Almost letting it get out of hand again, poor guy
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66930157/#q66941653
I called it lads
Best card I've seen since the blood orc paid trtibute to the blood god tbqh
UFC200 looking like it got BTFO before it even memed
>>68126596
>trying this hard to get a rematch
>>68126584
>fucking faggot
what did he mean by this?
>>68126596
>"Oh look guys what a good sportsman I am!"
>>68126643
kek thanks
>>68126660
Rockhold vs Weidman would be a bigger sell.
>>68126663
Too bad we had to sacrifice Ali to get it though
First Werdum now Rockhold. When are we going to get some actually consistent champions.
>>68126638
Damn I forgot about how Bisping was campaigning for a Nick Diaz fight. He even said something to Nate on FS1 and Nate was like "...my brother's interested in big fights."
>>68126637
He needs to be tossed around by GSP again
And I really like Hardy
>just got home from work
>Bisping won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS TOO GOOD
I CAN'T HANDLE IT
THANK YOU BASED MMA GODS
>>68126584
lol Bisking calling Cuckold a faggot.
GOOD FAGGOTHOLD
When we look back on MMA history.
How important and impactful will USADA be in hindsight when discussing the GOATs of the sport?
>>68126622
>Mfw /heem/ has been polluted since UFC 189
>Mfw UFC 190 got a sticky for no good reason
>Mfw watch both WWE and UFC although WWE is wankery the past few months that Brock has jumped ship
>>68126644
The
Big
Dickbandit
It all makes sense.
>inb4 bisping faggot comment becomes a sports controversy for the next 48 hours
>>68126628
>tfw he wants to bang and you let him bang bro
god bless
>>68126644
Brendan Schaub would unironically KO Brock in under 30 seconds.
>>68126584
bisping called him a fucking faggot... top kek
well, he's not wrong
EVERY FIGHT IS DIFFERENT
>>68126596
>American working in England is suing his colleagues for too much banter.png
>>68126680
i dont think we'll ever see a champ with more than 2-3 title defenses(other than mighty mouse).
>luke so obsessed with the destiny imagery like a rubiobot
>>68126678
>It's an underdog praising poster on /heem/
>>68126628
homie went full Johnny KillAHaolie Stone
>all this tasty banter
butthurt fighters are the greatest
>>68126667
Luke likes men and bisping used this as an insult.
>>68126689
who?
>>68126695
Perfect
I'd hate to be Rockhold's escort tonight
>>68126695
that ""fucking faggot""
>>68126628
LET. THEM. BANG.
>>68126183
Reporter
>are you two ready to bury the hatchet?
Faber
>yeah sure, Cruz is a great fighter and I respect him a lot
Cruz
>HOLD UP! I TRAIN THE BEST FIGHTERS EVER! URIAH IS A FAGGOT WHO ACTUALLY TRIES TO EARN MONEY OFF OF HIS GYM! WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? FUCK FABER!
I'm a huge Cruz fan but the nigga needs to stop speeding out on based Faber. He was being nothing but nice but Cruz keeps bringing up unrelated bullshit trying to instigate stuff. Almost as bad as Salthold.
>>68126719
he's in for a rough one
>>68126689
Who?
>>68126686
fucking hate libs and SJW getting buttmad over the word faggot. You can call someone a faggot and not get jew'd over it
>>68126526
I got Jacare, but if Bisping wins he is the GOAT for me.
>>68126719
>he thinks Rockhold needs escorts services
>>68126698
Lawler? pretty sure he beats woodley
>>68126584
I admire Bisping's ability to be in a heated argument in one sentence and a cheery average bloke the next.
Top lad
>>68126707
>implying Bisping isn't my boy
>>68126695
topkek
>>68126584
Now Karyn Bryant is gonna get permaheemed by Dana and Lorenzo
>faggot
Bisping gonna get Fury'd by the UFC due to SJW pressure
>>68126596
>Getting your chin deleted by a 17 day Bisping and then again at the presser by a drunk 17 days Bisping.
pottery
>>68126596
>Insults the fuck out of person without the "just selling the fight" excuse
>Expects to shake hands
Is he fucking dumb or what? Hate this fag.
>>68126695
KEK
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>>68126689
who?
>>68126724
That was weak as fuck.
Like, do Cruz's gym train all those athletes for free or something?
>>68126724
Faber brought up first the fact that he has "many killers" in his team so the rivalry with dom would continue
Dom was just not being a retard there, faber tried to promo his "boy" right after the fight ended because he makes money off them.
>>68126636
Well that's how bants works
Think of it like b8 here, when no one responds it's pointless, but when you're drowning in (You)'s, it's just too much fun to stop
>>68126719
YOU JUST KNOW
>>68126724
You're such a damn casual. Faber says these things all the time, Cruz is just smart enough after all these years to see right through it, Faber will be back to trash talking him by Tuesday just like he was trash talking TJ for no good reason.
Faber is a dick and a bum and I'm glad he lost.
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>>68126744
>Mike thinking about the holocaust.mp4
SAY MY NAME
>>68126716
>>68126728
>>68126752
Haha, funny joke guys, glad we can all have some laughs about the greatest heavyweight of all time Brendan "Dick Too Big" Schaub
>>68126737
if he doesnt get KO'd stiff by Woodley then he is for sure getting fucked up by the winner of Rory/Wonderboy.That's 3 title defenses max.If he somehow wins all of these he is the goat WW(fuck GSP and his roidgut.)
>>68126584
Where did he say faggot?
>>68126745
if ufc wants to seem like a 'legitimate mainstream sport' they probably have to do something about it
kobe dropped it a year or two ago talking trash on the court and it became this huge thing
>>68126770
Fedor.
Korean fighters confirmed for insane
that first fight wtf. dude was like a zombie and kept coming at the spic
B I S P I N G B A N T E R
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>>68126770
Bok "3 million buys" Lesner
>>68126770
BAAARRRRRAAACKKKKK LEEESSSNNNAARRRRRR
>>68126341
no one unironically thought faber would win. they where shitposting in case of an upset in which case they can say "i told you so"
>The city of Luke Rockhold
Name 1 (one) person who was BTFO more than him
>Can you guys bury the hatchet
>Urijah drops kayfabe and says he's a good guy
>Dom shits on him and his gym
>Urijah says yea it's funded by us it's a losing venture
>Dom says yea it's clearly a losing venture
Urijah looked like he was about to burst into tears at that moment. Holy fuck. Ruthless Cruz.
>>68126770
BORK
>>68126770
Mandrama Hack
>>68126758
plus that gym is faber's baby and legacy
he talked up tj and chad the same way whenever he could
>>68126719
I just had a fun mental image of Cuckhold doing an American Psycho thing, I can totally see it.
>>68126770
BORK LASER
>>68126774
top lad
>>68126780
SOON
>tfw Featherweight only gonna get spicier
>>68126770
Mike Lient
>>68126580
>tfw my name is actually conor
>>68126689
>schaub heems bork
>goes to wrestlemania and heems every there
>calls everyone nerds
Who's next for Lucas?
>>68126795
is the cruz is a psychopath statement true or a meme
>ufc could literally make a fedor vs lesnar fight but it will never materialize
why even live bros
Why is Brock such a draw?
Can someone dump all the heems from the card?
>>68126794
werdum and ronda
>I hold all the records in this game yeh
>PPV record yeh
>Gayte record yeh
>UFC 200 is dead in the fookin water without me yeh
>Maywedder foit is on
Brock will come back and smash records for UFC 200 then leave again and hold that record till UFC 300
>UFC has to import mandrama fans to sell PPVs
when will this stop
>>68126724
dom "thank you monster" cruz is def spergy and took the prefight bantz too personally but he's right about what he's saying. also faber was being an emo crybaby how can you side with that?
>>68126804
Nah, Holm had the mercy to stop when the fight ended. Bisping killed a man in the cage and on the mic
>>68126815
hahaha...
>>68126820
big meaty american man with a sword tattoo
what's not to love?
>>68126820
he's a big as his personality.
>conor
>>68126770
BAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK LEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSNNNNNNNNNAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>68126820
He's a freak athlete and has this viking aura to him.
>>68126817
I'd guess the UFC has two or three times more psychopaths than the average population
>>68126816
Permaheemed by weidman at MSG
>>68126825
>when will this stop
When UFC stops existing as a sport since they've always done it since the days of Ken Shamrock.
>Unironically denying the handshake
Luke is such a salty, petty nobody cock guy
>>68126820
3 million a week WWE viewers
LUKE VS ROMERO
>>68126820
he's a physical freak
>>68126830
his wife is hot
plastic hot but hot nonetheless
she has the classy lady slutty face
>>68126774
why are u shilling for him he hates you cheeto fingers nerds
not even close to a average heavyweight just got fame cause of joe rogan
2016 is bisbongs year
> be Bisping
> be from Manchester
> don't suppport Man U
tfw I never liked Bisbong, but tonight he fought the 1 guy I would root for him against
MY CLIENT
>>68126810
CHAN
SUNG
JUNG
Haven't watched any UFC since all the 'entertainment' of the original Aldo/Mcmemer fight.
Sounds liek this card was pretty great, think I might watch it.
Curious about the Ariel thing being mentioned, what happened?
Any other nifty tidbits I may have misses recently?
>>68126795
is it possible that cruz is single and lives alone with his doggy because women despise his personality when they get to know him?
>>68126816
Probably wrestlfucking Vitor.
>>68126824
Do casuals still care about brock lesnar?
>>68126834
Good call actually, Nate was even outbantering him before the fight.
>>68126770
BROCK
R
O
C
K
>>68126816
Lots of therapy then heemed by Jacare or Weidman
>>68126820
Cause he's a freak athlete...and let's face it I bet a bunch of people in here did start watching MMA cause of him.
>>68126753
Cruz just made himself look like a cheap-ass that's too good to pay his training partners like most pros.
>>68126774
>speech impairment
>does podcast
>>68126816
Retire he's washed up
no one likes him and Bisking put him in his place.
>>68126858
Ariel leaked Brock @ UFC200 and got permanently banned for it.
>Bisping balls Luke a faggot
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGQziIDOH4n/
>>68126834
Yeah, this counts. Very similar situation
>>68126853
He was wearing a United shirt on Embedded
>>68126849
>blacklets
He learned.
>>68126753
yeah I love Cruz and thought it was super weak too. I think he just will never let go of the fact that faber gave him his only loss.
>>68126861
Why wouldn't they? WWE and MMA have a huge cross-over in terms of fan base, I don't know why a lot of people find this such a bitter reality to process.
Also tonight's card was easily top 5 of all time.
>>68126842
Fuck off faggot, no one goes hard on the loser at the post presser except for Bisping, who was an utter asshole. What kind of sportsmanship is this?
Not surprised Luke didn't shake it.
>>68126861
Yup.
My friends are casual and they care more about Bork than Bisking.
Bless Ali for giving us such a wonderful event.
Rip Ariel
Ali BOMAYE
>>68126865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>68126777
at the very end kek
B A N T E R
I
S
P
I
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G
>>68126861
I'm wondering this desu, I don't know if he's as big of a draw anymore, especially given the age and the diverticulitis
its almost 4 AM and I just spent 30 min shadow boxing and mewving around
then I cooked some egg whites
had to abort my planned fap, im too pumped I want to bang
>>68126878
USADA is gonna be all up in his shit starting tommorow morning
MMA news is all over /r/all/, we did it reddit!
>>68126842
>Fake handshakes when 100 cameras are on them
>>68126893
would ronda beat the rock?
>>68126894
>Fuck off faggot
kek, what an absolute pussy you are
Cockhold should just retire & join the porn industry.
Why do Britbongles have such an overreliance on their left hand shot?
Is it genetics?
Important poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401950
in wwe who is the guy who always comes back to win every match
is that john cena
Reminder that Dominick Cruz is /heem/ incarnate and if you dislike him than you're going against ourselves.
>no gf
>no friends
>slightly autistic
>his only companion is his dog
>intelligent as fuck
>has to say he loves his sponsor after the fight cuz there is no one else
Dom is literally the GOAT, meme magic shall never let him lose.
>>68126842
> screams fuck you after winning
> then wants the other guy to congratulate him and be gracious
He's a dick.
>>68126879
ohshit, really?
Seems harsh as all hell.
How early did he leak it?
Also, I'd be banning/firing the leaker, not him. Just doing his job.
>>68126921
Is his chin deleted?
>>68126217
WHEN YOU TAKE THIS NIGGA BELT BUT HE STILL TRYIN SELL YOU OXY CLEAN
>>68126894
Rockhold was making up excuses before he even lost, fuck him
>>68126820
gorillas are the biggest draws in zoos, so
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGQziIDOH4n/
>"oh shit shouldn't have said that"
lol
>>68126919
1 year ago someone would have said yes and made an argument for it.
"Ronda Rousey can beat 50% of the male bantamweights competing today"
-Joe Rogan
-UFC Commentator and analyst
>>68126745
McGregor unironically called RDA a spic at a presser and literally no one cared.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401958
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401958
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401958
>>68126927
His key is that he harnessed meme magic.
Ali and Ariel were sacrificed for this card. RIP
>>68126927
>we are intelligent as fuck
dunno about that bud
should add he almost ruined the goat card also
>>68126927
I forgot:
>extremely talented and capable but is also broken
>>68126937
based
>>68126861
I don't give a fuck at all but I think wrestlefags love him.
>tfw mandrama will never leave
>>68126945
ariel's sacrifice is for 200
>>68126563
>5'11"
>manlet
>>68126945
rest in paradise ,_,
What needs to happen at 200 for it to be as good as 199?
Reminder of the best WWE crossover into the UFC
>>68126928
>Adrenaline and hype from Bisping
>Once everything is done and dusted after shit talking the presser for a Part 3 he STILL refuses to shake hands
Yeah Rockhold is the real dick here. Couldn't wait to pick up the mic and call Bisping a maggot, I'll kill him etc. Fucking pleb I'm glad he got deleted even if I lost money on it.
>>68126945
>Ariel
Literally no one cares about this bum. He ruined big news and Dana had to go and do hardcore damage control.
>>68126939
No he didn't
RDA said speak that sounded like "spic"
They were showing Conor speaking and he said speak at the same time
>>68126926
Yes, but his career is winding down now.
Right now that position is being held by a samoan faggot who doesn't possess 1/4 the mic skills Cena has.
>>68126927
>tfw no energy drink company to stick with me through rock bottom
>>68126830
>American
He's from Valhalla you Irish dweeb.
>>68126938
his arms are really big so it would be easy for ronda to get the armbar
>>68126931
he's never had his chin tested
he's old and washed up
>>68126965
DC needs to literally suck jones dick on the octagon
>>68126950
He almost ruined it for casuals you mean, the way he fights is a sight to see to any real fight fan
>>68126931
With tonight plus getting decapitated by TRT Vitor? I can't see how it isn't. It's probably gone the way of Silva's now
reminder that grappling is retarded and the only way to fight is to stand and bang
>>68126965
Gonna have to sacrifice Roy Jones Jr.
>>68126965
remade from the bottom, starting with only bjork and hunto as the main event
>>68126973
tiny ireland literally had a ufc champion before all of the united kingdom
just a reminder
>>68126937
Top bantz from BISKING
Seriously though, other than Big Foot, who can Brock beat in the top 10? Or will they fish out a bum for him to run through thus proving that UFC and WWE are pretty much identical.
>>68126314
and a MONSTER energy drink on the side
>>68126894
You obviously missed the part where Rockhold got caught in the act of talking shit about Bisping.
When Bisping arrived I saw FEAR in Rockhold's punchdrunk face.
>>68126966
He must've really fucked his shit up huh
>>68126937
>2 BEER BISBING
The Natty GOAT
Bisking The Based
>>68126975
it would be like fedor beating choi
>>68126930
>I'd be banning/firing the leaker, not him.
I think they realized that's impossible to do. Ariel knows everybody and is friendly with everyone and has been breaking news like crazy for the past couple months since the FOX firing. It's probably the leakiest ship ever.
>>68126965
Jones wins via highlight reel KO
Brock mauls his opponent with hammer fists
Edgar and Aldo put on FOTY
Miesha gets heem'd
Cain gets heem'd
>>68126966
Looks like he's never raised his fists in his life
>>68126966
Fuck yeah Brock vs Punk 2. First fight was real close. But Heyman kept interfering. They'll be in a cage this time so no one can interrupt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_LB7UZNB8
will he get into trouble for calling luke a faggot?
>>68126937
Bisping is so based
Wish he could just enjoy the moment rather than have Cockhold up there bitching at him but it is what it is.
Also
>/heem/ can't into bants
lmao
STOP BULLYING LUKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68126983
underrated
>People care that an eceleb can't go to UFC events anymore
>>68126425
truly the luckiest man in the world rn
Is 199 officially /heem/?
>spice all around
>autism all around
>memes all around
>the madman bisbong actually did it
>"I love you monster"
>ariel
>bork back
>>68127002
probably be force to aplogize cause of faggot SJWs
>Mfw Bisping pulled out a Matt Serra
>Mfw Rockhold has to live with the shame of being KO'd in the first round by Bisping
>>68126926
Yeah John Cena. And yes like >>68126970 says his career is winding down but he's still huge with the kids and huge for merch sales plus crossing over to movies/pop culture like The Rock. Cena has a lot of sway back stage though so he might stay in the business but he'll have options.
P.S. Fuck Roman Reigns.
>>68126986
90% of the world thinks that Ireland is part of the UK anyways
>>68127010
why ban???
>>68127002
Bisping is a real fucking cunt. Zero class at all.
>>68126993
would ronda beat fedor?
>>68126820
watch his post ufc100 speech to see why, the reem can be a ball of muscle and maul motherfuckers but brock is also an autistic farmboy who screams and says funny shit
>>68127015
rockhold got some pretty funny shame on his record already with vitor posterizing him
>>68127010
what a great storyline
>>68126965
Miesha tits need to fall out in the middle of a very heated exchange so that there cant be a break in the action
>>68126945
Worth it. I say we sacrifice Holyfield and John Morgan next.
>>68126966
>picture before the Reebok sponsorship
>employed this long with no fights
Lol. It's insane. His Twitter is filled with boreshit hockey with nothing actually materializing. His mma career done before it started.
>>68126988
Brock vs Cody East
>>68126990
Tbh I think it's come to a point where Rockhold overtakes Travis for me in the most unlikeable fighters list. He's cocky af and then starts crying when he gets slept
It's not a wonder Werdum, The Chris or Bisping don't like him. The former two are generally thought to be easy going guys too.
>>68126937
get a few beers in him and he opens up
SOMEONE JUST ARIEL IMMEDIATELY
>>68127013
>waahhhhh why cant real life be like 4chan
Call someone in your work place, if you even have a job, a faggot and see if you'll just hop off scot free
>>68127020
yeah but all that matters is that brits know it isn't
>>68126894
it was entertaining. god forbid anyone have fun in a press conference and deviate whatsoever from the 10 year old "he was a good fighter, i respect him" script. luke had some things to say as well, same as faber/dom. quit being so fake
>>68127002
probably if the SJWs get wind of it. although brock went on record saying he doesn't like gays a few years ago and hasn't got any backlash. just depends if he becomes a target or not
>>68127025
maybe in 20 years
>>68126988
From the WWE release statement this is a one off for UFC 200 to beef up the buys and he has to compete in Summer Slam in late August which he couldn't do if he gets deleted by a Top 10 or Hunto. Carwin or Mir I'm feeling. Unless UFC goes full retard and does a Japanese style David vs Goliath match between Brock and Connor.
i'd chuck a cheeky fiver on rockhold offing himself if there was somewhere to bet on this
>>68127022
Because he leaked the news about Brock at UFC 200. Zuffa already parted ways with him after his Rory interview. He should've treaded carefully.
Bisping still owes the true GOAT a rematch
>>68127040
Werdum actually has a pretty split camp
Some people think he's a complete douche
>>68127040
You know the mistake he made here? Not that he got hit with the left hook, but he gets clearly dazed and stunned then instead of pulling guard and just chilling, he decides to get right back up cause of how arrogant he is.
>>68127051
they should go really crazy and have him fight john cena in a sanctioned mma match
>>68127051
Any link to the WWE release statement?
>>68127040
>[THE CHRIS MEME DETECTED]
I'm sorry sir, you cannot use that here
who else cant wait to train ufc again on monday?
186
>>68127042
You read my mind.
>>68127002
Hendo couldn't give less of a fuck and just wants to walk by.
>>68127040
Can't fucking wait til broken knees man btfos Travis, way bigger shithead than luke.
>>68127057
Still the only man to ever 'defeat' Jon Jones.
This is what happens when you eat steak 3x a day like Luke did on embedded.
>>68127012
>>"I love you monster"
Who said that? I missed it.
>>68127040
Forgive my Striking 101 analysis, but: entering that deeply on the step-in jab, lead leg inside your opponent's lead leg, having no other punch behind your jab, and then pulling back in a straight line. That's a pretty significant compilation of mistakes isn't it?
>>68127010
>big eye browed manlet can't go to ufc events anymore
Give a fuck, tell me when rogan retires for some actual news
>>68127064
Not sure if that's arrogance or him legit being rocked and not really knowing what he was doing
It didn't take much to put him back to sleep after all
>>68127064
GSP said this is what really lost him the Serra fight. He was so pissed about getting stunned by a guy he was a huge favorite against that he rushed back in and got slept vs recovering
I gotta give Bisping credit for not rushing right into the guard either. That was a calculated follow up
>Chris Weidman fans
Embarrassing. Let him go through Romero first.
>>68127067
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/715193-wwe-issues-official-statement-on-brock-lesnar-ufc-200-fight-announces-when-lesnar-will-return-to-wwe-tv
>>68127085
Cruz
>>68127088
has the manlet cuttof went up to 6'4 now?
>>68127085
Cruz did, Monster is his sponsor
the difference between luke and weidman is that luke is no longer his dad's boy
>>68127088
Can't wait. Stann on every card will get me so erect.
>>68127090
It's arrogance. It's like he wanted to get up quickly to play off that he was hurt. He also had his hands down like a faggot.
>>68127090
>not really knowing what he was doing
He knew what he was doing. It's not like he's a white belt on the mat so he's fine just pulling guard and recovering, but he just needed to get back up then gets dropped again.
Fuck him though, he was being way too cocky for his own good.
>>68127040
What is wrong with MMA fighters? They watch one Roy Jones Jr highlight and then to replicate him. E.G Bobby Green,Luke.
>>68127107
LITERALLY SEETHING
>>68127097
ta senpai
>>68127086
Yep, completely out of position
>>68127094
exactly.
Luke vs Whittaker and Chris vs Romero are the fights to make.Nick gets Belfort or Silva while Bisping gets Jacare.
>>68127107
LMFAO ITS REAL
>CM Punk has been employed by the UFC for 549 days
>>68127120
TJ Dillashaw did the RJJ impression tonnes too, but he grew into it in a way and made it work for him at least.
>>68127047
>it was entertaining. god forbid anyone have fun in a press conference and deviate whatsoever from the 10 year old "he was a good fighter, i respect him" script. luke had some things to say as well, same as faber/dom. quit being so fake
The guy was just knocked out and got his belt taken away, now Bisping is sitting and insulting him, it's like how much is enough? Get over already.
>>68126628
"This was my favorite moment ever when they decided to do this." -Joe "That Was The Best Fight Ever" Rogan
>>68127084
>bigg rigg's steak restaurant closes
>loses next fight
>conair eats 3 steaks a day
>lost next fight
>luke eats 3 steaks a day
>lost next fight
this has to be a pattern, bigg rigg needs to open his steakshop again
>>68127107
Weidman vs Rockhold 2 for challenger pls.
>>68127099
JUST
>>68126815
>implying dana would ever give """schaub""" that fight
>>68127120
trying to get back up too quick is what really fucked him over
he probably could've recovered from the first shot
>>68127040
>>68127135
i agree, especially considering luke is a bit special. if you know what i mean
>>68127132
Literally 0 fights. Is he even in a camp anymore?
>>68127135
pussy
Somebody JUST Ariel right now
>>68127147
CROATIA'S OWN MIRCO BISPIOCIC
>>68127135
tbf bisping didn't show up until a really awkward moment when luke was already talking some shit to answer a question
that started it all off on the wrong foot
>>68126628
>Winning 3 rounds
>Decide you don't care and just stand and bang for the last 10 seconds
Would you guys still respect him if Lamas KO'd him here?
why are mma stars unable to string more than 2 wins together? inferior athletes?
>>68126552
i've been saying forever that luke and bisbong are both bad match ups for the chris
>>68127136
>getting upset over a hypeman doing his job
>>68127132
I can't imagine how much Dana regrets signing that lemon
WEAK AS PISS
>>68127159
hell yes
>>68126927
If you have him on snapchat you know this is true. It consists entirely of just him and his dog
Nobody talking about Holloway?? He's pretty clearly the next champ.
>>68126546
This confused me a first. I thought Stun Gun dropped to Lightweight there for a minute.
>>68127159
I'd never respect someone who got KO'd by a dude with a rat tail mohawk
Great so for the next 2 weeks every offical ufc post on youtube/facebook/whatever is going to have whiny faggots crying about Helwani, just like they cried about Stitch. Hey idiots, did it work for Stitch? Move on. What a dumb think to waste energy being mad over, especially after such a great night of fights.
>>68127159
yes.He is bound to be the FW champ given that he' ll obliterate the winner of aldo/edgar(conor is never going back to FW).
>>68127132
>Uriah Hall has fought 5 times since CM Punk signed with UFC
>Uriah Hall hasn't even fought this year
>>68127159
I'm fairly sure he knew he wouldn't get knocked cold but yeah, I'd have to vacuum tomorrow if I lost.
>>68126815
tells all nerds to 'beat it'
>>68127160
There are a million ways to die in MMA.
>>68127149
>>68127135
Yeah, but Rockhold has this arrogance about him. Saying shit like "I was playing around with him" and "doing things I don't normally do" as his excuse
That's literally tier 1 dick move. When you lose you shut the fuck up and take it like a man.
>>68127090
He should've pulled guard like everyone else
>>68126880
lel at Henderson being in between this all thinking "hmm should I just smash him here for the fuck of it"
>>68126965
Meisha and Bork need to fuck inside the octagon with Joe Rogan, Mike Goldberg, and Bryan Caraway commentating and Steve Mazzagatti as the referee.
>>68126745
look at all these buzzwords.
pathetic
>>68127240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9l58GUZNc
This fucking card
>>68127160
The gloves. Even the GOAT can get caught and put down in MMA.
Also, it takes years to get good at one martial art. Imagine getting good at 3-4. All it takes is one bad matchup and you get rekt. Case and point: McBallsack and Honda.
So thin gloves + sport complexity = nobody is going to reign supreme. This is now and forever the future of the sport.
>>68127160
>> NCAA and Olympic Medalists getting rekt on a regular basis
>> inferior athletes
Go to sleep, Mayweather.
>>68127312
which is what made the anderson/GSP/aldo/jones era so amazing, they mastered it all for so long
>>68127166
He's not even fucking young. Lets say he gets a win on that new guy. So he's 38. How many fights can he do? 3? 4?
This guy isn't some roiderd up lesnar who has to cut to get to 265, he's looking to fight at WW.
>>68126400
I'm really proud of bisbing.
>>68127411
Same. I hope he gets at least one succesful title defense in
>>68127173
woah. can you share any snaps? or will he delete you if you save them?
>>68127466
https://www.instagram.com/p/_sbdE7KIBw/
>>68126678
watch the postfight, bisping gets drunk and tees of on luke because luke wont give him credit
>>68126794
lombard
>>68126658
>"well i was sayin' man "rockholds got his chin up high" and then bisping hit him with that left hook he hit anderson with and OH MY GOD i just couldn't believe my eyes he put luke on QUEER STREET with that hook" *schaub chimes in* "left hook larry" *rogan* "left hook larry is right man bisping has arguably the cleanest left hook at middleweight. all that work with jason parillo sure is paying off" *callen* "how long do you think it would take me to develop a hook like that?" ....
>>68126675
>expecting a heavyweight to be a consistent champ
>>68127090
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Nothing will ever top this. Nothing.
The way he goes limp, the way ever Bisping shot connects perfectly, the way Bisping's tasty wife is going to fuck his brains out finding him more attractive than ever after he just knocked out a Super-Chad on two weeks notice while not even training. He's transcended now. He's entered the history books and Luke will NEVER EVER EVER EVER be the same. And then, as if it wasn't complete, he gave us about 15 new amazing memes at the post fight presser while tanking a couple beers and making fun of a clearly autistic cuntfaced former Chad who has to take 3 months off to make sure his brain still works.
GOD BLESS US!
EVERYONE!
>>68126967
>Fucking pleb I'm glad he got deleted even if I lost money on it.
You can be my wingman anytime bro. True fight fan right here.
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