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cockhold on suicide watch
Polands own michael "the cunt" Bisping gets the win
>>68126183
schaub
artem
the hybrid
rockhold confirmed gay
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
>tfw Vince McMahon buys the UFC
Luke Rock-who-ld? haha
memes
JUST HELWANI
Bongland did it lads
What kind of uber-can will they have Brock fight?
>AKA are all gonna lose all the belts, so fuck you.
>>68127165
>that second stare down mid bang
scary
>>68127178
his division is held hostage by mcgoobs, with goof aldo and goof edgar begging to fight him
a 9 winstreak by a talented 24 year old would have any other division taken over by FUCKEN MCGOOOOOOOOOOF
Brock vs Punk, Vince McMahon will interfere to set up Vince vs Dana at Wrestlemania
You heard it here first lads
When is he stepping into the octagon with the intention of fighting?
>>68127202
Mir would make sense, but the talks are Fedor vs Bork.
>>68127189
world manlet champ
>>68127192
lmao rekt
So how bad is Bisping going to mindfuck and Facial Abuse Chris? Look
>"I fooked up the guy who fucked you m8"
>"Jesus isn't real"
>"looking a little small since USADA Chris"
>"God won't protect you from me"
>>68127202
Fabio Maldonado
>>68127197
michael's daughter
i would
Great so for the next 2 weeks every offical ufc post on youtube/facebook/whatever is going to have whiny faggots crying about Helwani, just like they cried about Stitch. Hey idiots, did it work for Stitch? Move on. What a dumb thing to waste energy being mad over, especially after such a great night of fights. Its just another example of low income losers looking for a reason to vilify the ufc so they can feel like its ok to pirate their events.
How do you think Hendo felt hearing Bisbong run his mouth off the entire time?
>>68127217
Mir is suspended, would have been a perfect fight.
CM PUNK EMPLOYED ALMOST 2 YEARS EDITION
>Cruz vs McGregor @ catchweight is a real possiblity
>>68127197
>Thicc Australian wife
That's it lad.
>>68127174
HEIL SCHAUB
who else sad we won't get to see more of cockyhold
he was just getting started
heeminder
>>68123962
>>68124057
That was the greatest UFC card I have ever watched, I'm so happy I could watch it with you lads.
>>68127242
BELIEVE ME YOU
>549 days
>>68127217
Fedor is fighting Maldonado
FOR THE LOVE OF MEMES SOMEONE JUST HELWANI
>>68127244
me too
want to suck my dick?
post fifth round robbie
>>68127250
every OP should have a day count of how long phil brooks has been in the ufc without fighting
I'll wipe that smug look off ya face
how good would have it been if bisking had said i'm not suprised motherfucker into the camera
>>68127228
BisGOAT would absolutely destroy Hendo.
>>68127244
How great the card was almost made up for that Russian CP poster in the game thread. I've been coming here for years and never saw that shit.
>>68127254
Got what he deserved. Why would a company keep a guy around who keeps leaking shit? Typical rat Jew.
>>68127228
Probably thinking about shutting him up again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh7F4HXH8uA
>>68127228
>ishouldvefinishedthejob.jpg
is bisping getting laid tonight
Lads that was the goat card and a fantastic Heemspeak fight companion
Top lads
Top memes
Top heems
You just got knocked the fuck out mate, I think you're suspended
>mfw Cock Chestnar returning and Bisping winning both knocked Dindu Ali's death off the front page of E!SPN
Will Bisping be knighted now?
How would Brock fare against Ngannou?
>>68127242
>This meme actually happened
>>68127228
old man pissed his pants
he's retiring cause he know he can't beat BISKING
GOAT
Retired Anderson
Retired Cuckhold
Retired HENDERSON
>>68127265
>oi im not surprised u cheeky blokes!
>>68127267
Rematch when
BRO BRO BRO
succ
>>68127228
No juice Hendo would get fucked up
>Mic-cael Mic-cael....es time I ready....I back...es time
>>68127228
hendo coming back for a title run
>>68127302
that wont stop being funny
Did Lombard wake up?
Reminder that not only did Hendo not die but he won via second round ko. Imagine a hendo/bisping parlay. Shit probably paid 20 to 1.
man UFC 200 with Honda, Conor, Brock and DC/JJ2 all on the card would probably reach May/Pac ppv numbers
>>68127299
michael never recovered, true story
rip michael bisbong 1979-2011
>>68127244
y-you too
>>68127276
pm his son on reddit, he probably knows
>>68127299
Hendo would need a reinforced steel wall built around him go stop Bisping obliterating get soft poof
Last event I watched was UFC 193.
Want to get back into it, plan is to watch all the events since then. Are any of the that bad, that I should just skip?
how is my husbando dong-hyun~~:3
DONT MAKE ME BLOW ON THAT DICK JON
The happiest people in the world today: Every middleweight contender.
>>68127285
I still can't get over how that motherfucker flips with just the momentum of his arms and POWAAAAA. I hope Firas is able to really train him
>>68127302
why does cormier look so much like pepe?
>>68127323
UFC 33 is the goat card of all time
>>68127314
It's amazing he didn't take a longer layoff from the Magny fight to begin with
Now he's been killed twice in one year
What a madman
I'm just an average bloke
>>68127165
"This was my Favorite moment ever when they decided to do that" - Joe Rogan
>>68127332
>DC deleted Luke's chin
kek
>>68127299
The prettiest KO my eyes have ever seen
>>68127334
looks like some crazy no gravity dragonball-z shit
he is a freak of nature
>>68127190
And then fights Donald Trump for the title of POTUS in the ufc 200 main event.
>>68127299
It is true that Bisping actually died here?
I've heard that the current one is just another fighter that had surgery and hypnosis done to be the next Bisping.
Just a rumor though.
regional heem from today
>USADA comes in and finally cleans up the sport
>On a level laying field, the NATTY GOAT wins the Championship
Not a coincidence. GOAT card.
>>68127343
>Rampage vs. Arona: Black Lives Matter Edition
Now that Cruz almost finished faber twice(straya you still got the cap of my prediction) what is next for him? He certainly looked another level
maybe the reason rockhold is getting knocked out (by vitor too) because he cuts a lot of weight? people thought bisping was supposed to have pillow hands, but maybe it's just rockhold's weightcut?
was he able to absorb big shots in the weidman fight? i can't remember
>>68127359
fucking HEEMED
is he dead
Poor kid
>>68127271
I'm not sure if anyone liked him. His interviews are always awkward because he doesn't know how to coax and just fires off the most intrusive questions imaginable. Even Nate made fun of him getting fired from Fox. Also his personality is just so fake and I can't remember anything interesting he has ever said. Because of that he was only useful for leaking information and he might run out of bridges to burn pretty soon.
>>68127368
Mighty Mouse
>>68127368
superfight vs yair rodriguez
JUST
ARIEL
PLEASE
>>68127332
>i didn't drop Luke
If Bisping can HEEM Rockhold DC absolutely dropped him many times in sparring
>>68127250
>>Hypocrite
>>Whiner
>>Coward
>>Manlet
>>Doesn't lift
>>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>>Emo geek
>>Entitled brat
>>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>>Reads comic books
>>Pathetic quitter
>>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>>Hissy fit enthusiast
>>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>>Meat-fearer
>>Booze-dodger
>>Pudding belly
>>Straight edge weakling
>>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>>Ultra-sensitive
>>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>>Doesn't like to party
>>Zero coordination
>>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>>Still watches The Walking Dead
>>Never drew a penny
>>Tragic gluten-free diet
>>Potty mouth
>>Brittle bones
>>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>>Hasn't taken a shower
>>Hasn't hit the weights
>>My Chemical Romance fan
>>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>>Awful tattoos
>>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>>GTS stolen from KENTA
>>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>>Adored by beta morons
>>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>>Cried about Lesnar
>>Cried about The Rock
>>Cried about HHH
>>Cried about Vince
>>Cried about The Big Guy Ryback
>>Cried about the doctors
>>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>549 days employed by UFC. 0 fights.
>You won't even last a round this time Bizbing
>>68127357
>Venom Bisping
>>68127378
mm will never fight cruz again, by the time mm will be ready, cruz will be out of the sport
Be honest, is he the greatest of all time?
>>68127368
He'll prob fight Dillashaw again. Dodson should be ending the Garbrandt meme around that time.
>>68127375
His mom will be Luke's escort for the night
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/4/11859804/brock-lesnar-close-to-finalizing-deal-to-fight-at-ufc-200
is this why ariel got banned?
>>68127357
First Bisping was killed there
His clone malfunctioned after Vitor detached his eye permanently
Boonbong 3.0 is the nattiest, GOATest Bongbang yet, with identical facial features of that of a disfigured Bingbong 2.0. The "disfigured" eye actually is a targeting computer and detects power levels
>>68127397
They call him Bisking for a reason.
>>68127399
you mean his dad
>>68127398
>He'll prob fight Dillashaw again
I dont wanna see that 2bh cause there's a chance he could lose.
MM superfight sounds way more appealing.
>>68127400
Yes. And rightfully so!
>post yfw Cockhold got rocked and slept
>>68127400
That's the word, worst part is that photographer Esther Lin also got caught in the crossfire. She's also banned.
>>68127190
nipple implants?
>>68127397
If he beats Jacare, he is the GOAT middleweight.
>>68127368
Dillashaw then Mighty Mouse
Struve-Bork at 200 when though
>>68127418
so hard to take photo's
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKKmTgsfV8
>>68127416
>chance he could lose
he won after 10 years in rehab
he'd win the next convincingly
>>68127397
Netherland's own Michel Bispijn, truely a hero
Jacare beats Bisping
Weidman beats Rockhold 2
Weidman beats Jacare
>>68127397
>yfw Natty Bisking was right and only lost to roided up cheaters
>>68127436
>Weidman beats Jacare
Wew la'
>>68127435
Fuck off Russia or I'll slap one across ya chin silly bloke
>>68127426
struve vs bork would break 2mil ppv's
I hope dana is smart and books this
>>68127417
>mfw Undertaker challenges the winner of Brock v TBD
>>68127217
>Fedor vs Bork
Am I the only that found it weird that they listed Fedor for having 15 title defenses when it popped up during 199? He was never signed to the ufc
>>68127416
MM has said he won't move up until he sets the record for title defenses. Johnson has a far better chance at beating him than Dillashaw.
>>68127343
Is that what people complain about when they say blacks get fucked up by the police over there?
Will he get booed out of the stadium after Mickey Gall starches him?
>>68127397
Brasil's own Miguel Bispinginho Da Silva is a true legend
>>68127305
>Anderson becomes champ again
>Fights Weidman again
P O T T E R Y
So Mark Hunt tweeted UFC told me to keep ready. Hunto vs Brock?
who you guys got?
>TBD IS A MOOONNSSTERRR
>WUURLD CLASS STRIKING
>WUURRRLD CLASS BJJJ
>TOUGHEST TEST YET
>>68127417
>mfw I just realized Taker and Brock are gonna do it .....for real
Michael Bisping beat Anderson Silva and KO'd Luke Rockhold to become UFC champion
what the fuck
>mfw a bunch of English crumpettes are rooting for a Turkish man.
Expected desu.
When will someone JUST Ariel?
Other than Michael Bisping, is there a single good white fighter?
REDDIT FACT
>Every person that beat Anderson Silva in the UFC has become Middleweight champion.
My boy Anderson still breaking record after dead
>tfw after 10 years NATTY GOAT is the first English Champion
Beautiful.
>>68127454
the white dude looks mixed
>>68127473
Jon Jones is pretty good
>>68127464
He's taking advantage of a weak pool at the moment.
He's going to lose it next fight. Just watch.
>>68127473
daniel cormier
>>68127482
jbj is black
>fucking faggot
what did bisping mean by this?
>>68127473
Cruz
>>68127454
Yep. According to black people in da hood it's okay to fight with the cops but when they retaliate it's time to riot because reasons.
>>68127470
What did he even do?
>>68127431
he never said "no"
everything he said was true
>>68127459
I cannot go against Super Samoan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_jzW4bWdI
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>>68127484
if the pool is weak, why are you saying hes going to lose next. sounds like this is the BISPING ERA
>>68127465
He was born on a military base, ya dum dum.
>>68127459
yes pls, brock is dumb enough to take that fight
We literally memed Bisping into being champ
Does this mean DC will literally suck Jon to submission?
>>68127498
>implying he is getting a shot
LMAO
Rockhold vs Romero and Bisping Vs Jacare
>WWE and UFC brokered a deal to have Brock show up for UFC 200 in July then go back to WWE for Summerslam in August
>The state of Conor "literal who" McGregor's records
All of them will be smashed like Luke's jaw tonight. Believe you me.
>>68127482
>tfw Jones should have lost from a toe injury and we missed out on Sonnen becoming king of /sp/
What happened to the erla of de foitin irelish?
YOU ALL DOUBTED THE NATTY GOAT
ALL OF YOU
APOLOGISE
Any chance Brock faces CM Punk?
>>68127431
what a fucking clown with that excuse, just say it was a tech error, total goof
>>68127503
>beats the GOAT (twice)
>beats Machida
>beats Belfort
>goes 4 rounds with Rockhold even after getting his face smashed
>doesn't deserve to reclaim his belt from Bisbong
is u srs?
>>68127501
it could be an easy fight for Brock, Hunt has shit grappling defense. Gets taken down and then hammer fist into shit.
>>68127473
dominick cruz
dos anjos
>>68127509
ikr
>>68127417
And I loved every second of it.
>>68127507
As nice as it'd be to see, especially given how Brock probably doesn't really give a shit he's the top draw as long as he's getting paid, I think casuals are still far more interested in Conor and Nate/Conor 2 might actually edge out more buys
>>68127529
>dos anjos
he asked about white fighters
Gastelum has a fat ass face.
>>68127509
This. I accidentally drank thirty beers for lunch and slept through the event on accident and now I think I might have died and woke up in some weird afterlife.
>>68127496
He literally said Brock is retired minutes before an ad came out showing that Brock will be fighting in the next PPV
>>68127503
He's the greatest Middleweight of all time and only has one loss on his record ever
>you will never be permaheemed by an old man
Why bother living at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVJdZWpi95Q
>>68127501
I want brock to come back in and get heemed hard.
Between miocic, hunt, and overeem, he's getting Alezhimers by the time he hits 45 if he comes back into the octagon.
>>68127527
He is not getting a shot la, Jacare vs Bisping and Rockhold vs Weidman 2
Cap this
>>68127528
he has zero chance of taking hunt down without getting hurt, lesnar freezes when he gets hit
>>68127459
The amout of fucking cash for both of them would be immense. Hunto will delete Brock.
Bisping said faggot on camera, is he getting stripped lads?
>>68127537
>casuals are still far more interested in Conor and Nate/Conor 2 might actually edge out more buys
I beg to differ. Brock is a bigger attraction and both companies know this.
>>68127189
what is the origin of the no cussing meme?
The only way UFC 200 will top this card is if Bork fucks Meisha inside the octagon with Mike Goldberg, Joe Rogan, and Bryan Caraway commentating.
this move is GOAT
>>68127527
>not giving the shot to the guy with a 2,457 day streak, 10 title defenses, and KO'd the current champion in his last fight
>>68127541
That's Cub Swanson you idiot
>>68127527
>>beats the GOAT (twice)
Fluke wins
>beats Machida
>beats Belfort
Inconsistent fighters
>goes 4 rounds with Rockhold even after getting his face smashed
He was just prolinging the inevitable
Face it, Weidman is a fraud especially since he got beat by Rockhold.
>>68127537
even is no fan of ufc wants to see brock fight (which wouldn't be the case) a million wwe faggots will buy the card
>>68127540
if you aren't black or asian, you're white
>>68127563
silvas place is back here in the jungle with his grandchildren
Who should Rockhold fight next /heem/?
>>68127512
>Sonnen retires with the belt after winning by toe injury
>comes back to fight Bisping because he already beat him once
>wins boring decision
>Sonnen becomes first two division champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM
>>68127542
my sides can't handle all of this
>>68127563
>KO'd the current champion in his last fight
dafuq is you talking 'bout
Jesus Christ almighty our lord and savior
>mfw I just watched that Reyes vs Kim fight
Insanity. What the fuck is that Kim guy made of...
>>68127527
The combined age of Weidman's last 3 opponents before Rockhold has to be something like 150 years or something.
>>68127573
Weidman/Romero
>>68127580
probably south america
>>68127558
You really think so? I don't know, I just feel he's lost some of that draw over time and the sport has changed. People want to see all the trash talking now and Conor's delivering that in spades whereas Bork won't really be.
Weidman vs Bisping @ MSG
Jacare vs Rockhold 2
Silva vs Hall
Belfort vs Machida
>>68127549
>>bisbong memes his way to a win over Jac
>>Luke spirals into a suicidal hurricane and gets TKOd by weidman.
can it happen /heem/?
me on the left
>Saves UFC 100
>Back to save UFC 200
name ONE (1) MMA event superior to UFC 199
>>68127559
Cruz said something along the lines of
>oh tough guy, using cuss words
to Faber after he swore at him
>tfw both boys win
>>68127334
Looks like gymnastics tumbling or high diving in the past there. Dangerous skills. He'll probably take someone's head off with a spinning kick and they'll have to go to a break while looking for it.
>>68127563
CHECK THE RECORD DOM
>>68127586
link?
I wanna watch it again
>>68127596
A man can only dream
>>68127601
UFC 189
>>68127542
>I accidentally drank thirty beers for lunch
>>68127605
And Faber replied
>I like using cuss words
>>68127566
Weidman is far from a fraud you memeing faggot
>>68127542
psh, it's not that big of an upset. Not like when Soto destroyed Dillashaw.
>>68127594
Brock may be an autistic spazz but the little he says is bretty good and people mostly like him cause he's a big white gorilla
that "do you see me now" shit he said was powerful imo
Jacare will sub Bisbong inside of two rounds and Bizbing knows it.
>>68127165
Bisping getting drunk tonight. Somebody needs to grab a camera and ask him what he thinks of Muslims. Guarantee the answer will be hilarious.
>>68127516
Can you do it on the one where he's looking sad/devastated?
So what does this Ariel thing actually mean? He won't cover MMA anymore, or that he'll have far less inside scoop for UFC and won't really have any material worth reporting?
>>68127598
the one with the boobs and dressed like a hooker?
or the pre-pubescent closet case?
>>68127595
>mfw I'll be there for all the spicy bangers
anyone else wanna see Hendo's son vs Bisping's son? Who do you reckon would win?
>>68127632
Jacare will be the betting favorite.
>>68127580
SANTA MARIA
Somewhere in Latin American. Go Argentina.
>>68127633
good point. ariel's free now, so he should start following fighters around.
>>68127631
Well I hope he does prove to be a draw
Conor running his mouth about numbers all the time gets a bit much, it'd be humorous if Bork comes along and smashes it. As I said I just don't see it though
After that main event, betting on winners and losers in MMA looks like such a coin toss now. Also of all the main events we've had in PPVs since UFC 193, the only favorites to win was Jones against OSP. That's insane. There have been upsets in all the main events for the past 6 months and that's not even looking at co-mains.
>>68127642
Hendos, Bispings son has no heart, he said his dad would lose that's why Bisking elbowed him and kissed his wife instead
>>68127224
she looks like she smells delicious
>>68127644
Is there a single fighter in the top 5 Bisping would be favorite against?
>>68127637
Most likely non of those.
He still has the scoop because he stills has friends high up in Zuffa, and because he is mad as fuck right now most likely he is gonna shit all over Dana in his next MMA Hour and then proceed to fuck up every secret they have.
>>68127642
hendos son has that genetic KO power inherited from hendo and bisping song is just a skinny nerdy kid with no chin
1776 would happen again
MICHAEL
THE COUNT
BISPING
>>68127654
>I don't see it though
Brock > Conor in terms of popularity any year. Also HW fights tend to draw more cause like Goldie said, people love the big men.
>muh jacare
>forgetting pissping has laser guided strikes
>thinking BRs can handle the stand up game against the legend
No one can stand up to the pissking
>>68127666
probably not satan
does this mean Bisbong is our boy now?
>>68127660
wrong son, idiot
>>68127654
Do you not know how autistic man drama fans are? Just go to /asp. and see how infested that board is with nonsense.
>>68127657
>he hasn't bet on underdogs besides Bones, Mouse, and Cyborg
do you HATE money?
>>68127397
Greatest Of All Gate Keepers
HOW DO THOSE LEMONS TASTE
>>68127668
I can heem you into oblivion.
Jacare is weak as piss. He will try and take Bisping down and BisGOAT will push him off.
>>68127675
This. The Hendersons have a strong overhand right that goes back centuries.
BISKING DOESNT CARE ABOUT SHITE AMERICAN DUI LAWS BELIEVE YOU ME
>>68127601
Pride Shockwave 2004
Did Luke actually took a dive?
He looked like he's going in the cage to lose.
Is it just me?
>>68127681
he's one of them
Goodnight /heem/
Sleeping extra tight tonight
>>68127599
The hero we need but don't deserve.
>>68127668
>I said white girls.
apex kek
I can't think of anywhere you'd be able to get white bitches that thick who are attractive. UK has some thick white sluts but they are dogs. USA would have some but they're all whores.
>>68127706
Being a faggot is a crime in Russia, i would recommend you to stop riding Luke's dick
>Brock is back in 1 month
>>68127688
I do know a lot of people have lost money betting on main event favorites.
>>68127687
/asp/ is horrible cause there are no mods and it's practically /b/ 2.0 with one autist running around rampant. I honestly hope that guy doesnt start posting on here cause by the looks of things it looks like he's on 4chan all day.
>>68127706
Piss off Russia you've been posting utter bullshit all night
>>68127598
I thought this was Bisping's family for a second
>>68127615
>>68127516
Moar JUSTed Ariel's please
>>68127725
Miami?
Bisking doesn't care about shite American DUI laws believe you me son
>>68127726
why would you want to see an old man who cant stand getting hit fight?
just because he looks like an albino gorilla?
>>68127732
>asking for this shit all night
Did u get blocked on Twitter retard?
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
>>68127585
I''m 245 right now (yeah I'm a bit fat) and I've trained boxing for 3 years. 2nd degree black belt in shokotan.
I could KO miocic if he wasn't looking at me too. Doesn't make me a world champ.
It means I know how to throw a punch/kick at someone's chin when they aren't paying attention to me.
Its really not that hard to KO someone if they aren't actively trying to evade you or roll with the punch.
>>68127725
That's a shoop unfortunately. It hurts me to tell you.
>>68127748
Why would you not want to see Brock fight? When has he ever been in a boring fight?
>>68127741
lel inb4 he crashes and kills his entire family
>>68127299
I was thinking this too. I hope it happens
>>68127741
The absolute madman, Jones 2.0 incoming
>Michael Bisping, UFC Middleweight Champion
smdh
>>68127725
>getting off to photo shopped asses.
>>68127764
delet this
"UFC 200 won’t break 1.5 million buys"
-Conor McGregor
>>68127748
You'd know all about primate genetics wouldn't you Brazil.
>>68127729
what show is this
>>68127565
You almost got me.
>>68127773
It still won't honestly
can someone post a poirier/green webm?
thanks in advance
>>68127776
more than you'd know about quads aussie
Imagine being woken up by Big John and being told you just lost the MW title to Michael Bisping
>>68127725
who is this? why is her ass fucking perfect?
>>68127778
The Goofanos
>>68127770
Still want.
>>68127470
he's so fucking annoying and snakey
he acts a lot and it's amazing he's the #1 guy
can't wait for joe rogan to retire from announcing and take his place
I chose you Bisping
>Only Conor can beat UFC 100s record
>>68127767
was bout to post this, has he learnt nothing from jbj
>>68127741
>drunk driving
>calling another fighter a faggot
>current year
ABSOLUTE
B
S
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U
T
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MAD MAN
>>68127220
>Jesus isn't real
It'll make him a zealot
>>68127786
>lost bet to do dishes cause of that fight
Glad I bet on the nig who decided to bump lips in a fight.
>>68127778
The League of Extraordinary Goofs
>>68127769
Rockhold ruined the Middleweight division
you guys think most of today's matches went almost full boxing because of Ali?
Even the submission specialist never attempted a takedown
>>68127808
kek
>Weidman
>Aldo
>Ronda
>Dillashaw
>Rockhold
>Werdum
Belts getting passed around these days like blunts in a college frat party. Long gone are the days of a champ who has the belt for at least a year.
stop using my name
is yall finish or yall done
>>68127805
thanks sempai.
lol @ all the fools saying green is underrated he has great boxing etc yesterday
>>68127805
Dustin have looked real good at 155.
Give him a top 5 guy now.
I can't believe how cocky MMA fighters get after one or two wins and then go out and fuck around as if they have indestructible jaws.
Tip: Homo Sapiens have glass jaws. Period.
>>68127799
UFC 202 will unironically be the best selling PPV in history, face it, normies love the potato
I've got mouths to feed
>>68127824
I told you lads, Poirier is a bad motherfucker, green was getting slept.
>>68127820
>kdh will never be your oppa and gently spoonfeed you slimy sea creatures
>>68127818
Fighters get complacent. Complacency is the key to destruction.
"I won the title, I'll not train today, I can take a day off" when really they should be training harder.
>>68127757
Yeah but Bisbong wasn't KO'd I don't know what fight you watched
>>68127751
What the fuck are you talking about?
I dont have twitter.
Faggot
>"brock lesnar is still a draw"
>>68127832
That potato got me into UFC big time and into dieting/working out. Literally the modern Ali.
>>68127197
his daughter is a qt tbhfam
>>68127842
I really hate it when a fighter says, "My belt" You never hear Lawler say dumb things like that.
>>68127854
Ur opinion = WGAF
>>68127850
Got his glass jaw shattered by one punch from a middle weight.
>>68127832
Yeah..lesnar isn't really exciting in his trashtalk or fighting style
>>68127854
Stop worrying about other ppls business pussy
>>68127856
probably more than ever considering he's still in the WWE, is popular as fuck in the WWE and going back to it after 200
>>68127850
Stipe schooled this guy.
>>68127865
125 is shit it doesn't count
>>68127856
>Mandrama is still culturally relevant
lmao
>>68127818
the fuck you on about man, rockhold would be the only one that didn't have the belt for >1 year
>realize that Rockhold was feigning modesty when he "helped Bisping up" after choking him out
right before the fight Luke said something like "the next time I'll be shaking his hand is when I'm picking him up off the canvas"
He was doing what he said he would do
Anybody have the webm of hendo finishing lombaroid
Who is this?
>>68127856
More of a draw than any Brit alive.
2 million buys for UFC 200. Would be 2.5, if it was Ronda vs. Holm 2.
>>68127818
the problem is that champs see the belt as a finish line when it really isnt
>>68127888
An innocent man
>>68127832
you underestimate how many wwe fans will buy 200
Rockhold is weak as piss
>>68127888
Alpha male
>>68127894
>thinking Holm is a draw
>implying Miesha wouldn't kill Ronda today
>Bork is back
LADS. WHAT A MORNING TO WAKE UP TO.
>>68127882
Yeah I agree. There shouldn't be any weight divisions below 155.
The excessively light weight divisions are like the special olympics: give everyone a shot, but at the end of the day: the awards mean shit
>>68127912
>this casual didn't watch the best card ever
>>68127874
Found Ariel's white knight
How butthurt are you right now?
>>68127887
https://media.giphy.com/media/26BRsUrgZ9uCefi4o/giphy.gif
>>68127911
>Thinking a lot of people wouldn't tune in for Holm vs. Ronda rematch
Wew lad
>>68127894
lmao Brock isn't even challenging for a title, Jon's last fight did poorly, normies could care less about current WMMA, normies only know Jose Aldo from the Conor fight, this card will only do decently because it will be advertised to hell and back
>>68127914
>getting your record this embarassing by a 45 year old man
>>68127907
y'know, when i saw him eating at a fancy restaurant in one of the embeddeds i felt like he was maybe getting comfortable, but then i said "nah, he's way better than bisping. there's no way he will get comfortable and let himself lose"
>>68127928
>Conor nuthuggers in this much denial that Brock still holds the PPV record
>>68127452
Was combined pride/wec/ufc
>>68127905
Wrestlemania this year didn't even have that many viewers. Something like 1.3 million, and only like 200k PPV buys. That's their biggest event all year
>>68127928
jons fight was vs someone no one had ever heard of
jon vs dc 2 no matter what card it was on would be 7-800k easily
>>68127927
>not a Misha vs Ronda fight
Lombard has lost the ability to finish people. Typical Lombard fight now is he hurts them, swarms but can't finish, gassed.
UFC 200: BROCK VS FEDOR
https://rbth.com/sport/2016/06/02/fedor-emelianenko-to-join-ultimate-fighting-championship_599543
Fedor signed with UFC THIS WEEK
just watching kim vs the beaner
gold fight loving it
>>68127938
>asspies about to get btfo by ppv numbers mayweather and mcgoat
>>68127914
those goddamn follow up elbows
what are some other recent brutal kos?
>>68127914
i love hendo's herky jerky old man celebration.
>>68127943
was brock on that?
>>68127927
Meisha's striking is sub par. She won the title by submission.
I'm no Honda fan but you have to literally be downs to tell me that shit is going to work on aRouseMyNutts.
Tate beats the brazilian. Honda beats Meisha Tits and Holm burries her dildo into Honda's vagina once again forcing her into retirement permanently.
>>68127850
He's literally a coconut.
>>68127950
>Fedor not retiring gracefully
FFS
>>68127912
>Staying up to 3 in the morning
Literally check your Yank privilege
>>68127950
gonna need a more reliable source
>>68127938
>He gets paid $0.00 to shill for Zuffa on a mongolian couch review forum
>>68127950
FUCK YES
>>68127957
Amanda literally beats Miesha everywhere
Miesha is getting memed on and Caraway will cry cuck tears
BisGOAT
>>68127921
Exactly, there are only 5 real divisions. HW, LHW, MW, WW, and LW
>>68127943
I know you dont know what youre talking about cause you think WWE still do PPV buys. 100,000+ people filled cowboys stadium to watch people pretend wrestle for 6 hours, Shaquil O'neal made an appearance, WWE and UFC both know how important Brock is and they wouldn't have brokered a deal, which I'm sure is worth millions of dollars if they thought they wouldn't be able to beat McMemer's records. UFC will be making millions, WWE will make millions and so will Brock.
>>68127955
yes, but he didn't headline and wasn't even co-main event. His match didn't get too much attention and it was a lame match.
>>68127955
I have no idea dude, I don't watch that shit. I think so
>>>68110458
I was going to put money on it but they where only offering 7/1 which is not a big enough payout.
>>68127970
>He gets paid $0.00 to ride Conor's nuts since UFC 189
>>68127914
HEEM SLEEPY
>Fedor the striking legend vs an all-american wrestler
Welp. Brock ko or Fedor tap.
>>68127981
That's why I mentioned total viewers, I know they have that $10 dollar a month subscriber thing. Don't pretend half of those people would've watched Wrestlemania if they had to pay $60 bucks though.
>>68127943
>>68127955
>>68127987
No Brock wasn't on it and it was one of the Top 5 worst WM's ever.
>>68127955
yeh, his match was one of the more hyped ones but ended up lame because pg
>>68127991
I tip your wages yeh
>>68127997
Fedor is a former Sambo world champion...don't see him getting tapped by brock McTubbs
>>68128017
I just don't need to see a man out of his prime fight a man in his. That shit is like watching CroCop fight again. I don't need it.
>Lesnar vs Fedor at UFC 200
Biggest PPV event in history forever. mcGoof completely and utterly BTFO. After Diaz bitch slaps him around and flogs him again he will be on the undercard.
>>68127950
man FUCK dana seriously for not including mcnugget on this card if this is true. the this fucking card couldve pulled like 3 million ppvs but that bald fuck had to get a wild hair up his ass and ruin everything. throw a ronda rematch in their, and feed gsp some can and it could be the biggest night in combat sports history
>tfw placed a hunnid on Bisbong when the odds were still 900plus
Brock Lesnar will literally embarrass himself by running away and turtling up after the first jab. Why is he coming back? There has never been somebody to react worse to getting hit in the history of professional combat sports.
>>68128004
That makes no sense. WWE and UFC have always had a cross-over in terms of fans and WWE are a big marketing platform for when actors want to advertise their stuff, cause no other show runs weekly that draws in millions of viewers and a live audience of thousands of people. It's comical that people think Brock has lost his appeal. Are you joking?
>>68128010
>Brock wasn't on it
But he was you dummy
>>68128029
Reminder that in 2016 "The Year of Memes" Conor McGregor will unironically KO Floyd Mayweather on New Year's Eve.
Meme power wills it.
Fresh brock webms
http://webm.land/media/tmp/948f5ab1-6e87-4499-a5d4-64e91b6f3b2d.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/dc694784-5a7e-4aec-8d68-cc99e229f496.webm
Can someone upload these? I'm in my phone
>>68127966
>>Fedor not retiring gracefully
Yeh. Seriously, these guys don't realize they are FUCKING OLD.
When you get old you have sustained injuries, are slower, and less explosive. Its not that you aren't skilled enough, its that your body has deteriorated so get over it
Werdum will never win the title back. Niether will overeem. Neither will arlovski.
Once you get "chinny" you're not coming back. Ever.
>>68127914
>this moment
>tfw when they switched the camera to chuck
true legends
>no post-fight show from the Jew
>>68128039
My bad he was, the match was that forgettable though can you blame me? Don't book a NHB street fight in a PG era where you can't show blood.
>>68128036
I don't get it either dude, I'm sure the check is fat as fuck, but they better give him a fight against a real can or he's getting his shit fucked up. MMA has left him behind.
TELL ME ABOUT BORK WHY DOES HE WEAR THE PENIS ON HIS CHEST
>tfw I skipped a concert I had already bought a ticket for to watch this card instead
>>68128025
Fedor and brock are like the same age lol
>>68128036
for an obscene amount of money
Ngannou vs. Brock
Give the real fight fans(heem) what they want
No man has had a more impressive MMA career than Dan Henderson
>Big John Manhandling both Bisping and Rockhold
damn he really is a huge motherfucker
>>68128044
I'm more interested in webms of Brock getting his shit pushed in by Cain or GOATerreem
>>68128036
>Hey Brock, here's 10 million to fight some can, you might get KO'd but that's fine compared to Mr. Dong Hyun Kim who will be getting $10k for the next 4 months despite getting brain damaged for 3 rounds.
>>68128059
What concert?
>>68128036
I'm sure he'll feel really embarrassed when he's sippin on a Coors light getting on top of his wife on a bed of money the size of that seen in Breaking Bad.
>>68128063
pls don't revive this meme
I saw fedor listed on the longest winning streak right after Cruz won his fight
does this confirm him being signed
>>68128045
Dan Henderson is a prime example. Incredible finish but he was stiff as a fucking board all fight. He gets in there with someone 20 years younger that can run around him then what?
I'm all for fighting until you lose but man, I don't want to see a mockery of your record either which funny enough, look at who Henderson HEEM'D who also got BTFO by Magny if I recall correctly.
>>68128045
Tell that to Michael Bisping.
I think it's fairly possible Bork has still been training since he went back to WWE, obviously not at the same level but still training
Definitely at a higher level in the past few months, I can't imagine that the UFC, WWE, and Brock haven't been talking for at least a couple months
I remember reading a story back in November how Brock was coming back, I think, he's definitely not just jumping straight from nothing to a fight
Everyone post their best borks
>>68128061
One has 50 professional fights, the other has a few. Who's bound to have more mileage?
>>68128082
thats why they matched him up with lombard dummy
lombard literally just stood still infront of hendo
>tfw when you want to bang and he lets you bang bro
>>68128063
Brock getting cucked would be too much to bare
>tfw heem finally rids itself of mandrama fags
>now brock comes back and they do too in full force
just heem me now
>>68128031
>man FUCK dana seriously for not including mcnugget on this card if this is true. the this fucking card couldve pulled like 3 million ppvs but that bald fuck had to get a wild hair up his ass and ruin everything. throw a ronda rematch in their, and feed gsp some can and it could be the biggest night in combat sports history
fuck no, there's only a limited amount of views a single card can pull. This way he can get about as much view for 202 as he does on 200.
That Hendo fight was nothing more than a coin toss. No skill involved, just whoever connects hard fast wins, Lombard got the edge first but he has horrible shot selection and doesn't know how to close out fights.
>>68128095
no greater show of respect
>>68128094
Lombard moved gracefully comparatively to Dan who stood with his head on the line.
>>68128090
Based post the middle fingers one
>>68128104
Why are you such a weak as piss lil wanker buddeh?
The more I think about it the more I could see a Fedor vs Brock being a reality.
>Show match for obscene money and PPV buys
>Putting Brock against anyone but Carwin or Mir would put his SummerSlam appearance in jeopardy
>The only awesome fight besides Mir or Fedor would be Hunto and he could literally delete Brock and also would disrespect Hunto.
Do we live in a timeline where Lesnar vs Emelianenko happens?
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>68127924
>gif
Go to bed mate.
>>68128094
>lombard literally just stood still infront of hendo
To win against lombada:
>Survive the first round
>fuck him up in the second after he gets gassed
Went through the same way his last fight, and the guy he was fighting got rocked harder than Dan.
INGURLAND
INGURLAND
INGURLAND
INGURLAND
WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT AND WE'RE WORLD CHAMPION
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68128093
No but that anon ( I presume you) said he doesn't want to see a guy in his prime fight someone out of his.
How does that make sense? They're both out of their prime. They're 38
Good morning /heem/. I unironically just woke up it's 4:17 AM here. What did I miss?
>Everywhere around me is flooded
>Roads closed everywhere
Okay /heem/, I need to go to the supermarket so wish me and the Hilux Surf luck.
If I don't come back, at least we got to meme together.
>>68128133
I doubt that, magny was rocked hard but dan nearly died
>>68128031
You're not very smart. It's not in any way a wise decision to have Brock, Ronda and Conor on the same card money wise. You might get 2.5 million buys, but you can get twice as much putting them on separate PPVs.
anyone have a webm of bisping knocking out rockhold?
>be hype af that 201 is in my home town
>few fights announced, they're pretty okay
>202 getting stacked
>>68128073
He's already getting paid millions. Surely there's a diminishing returns to value when it comes to money. He lives out on a farm. How much does he even spend? Does he have no dignity?
They should have a Chuck-cam during the fights
He must've been going berserk tonight
>>68127845
My bad mate, meant to reply to the guy you replied to.
>>68128010
Brock was in a forgettable match with Dean Ambrose.
WWE don't care about PPV dollars because they stream it on their VOD/streaming service the "WWE Network".
It was indeed a shitty WM but only because it was badly booked.
>>68128152
He's a freak athlete and has a lot of accolades and two big companies are just throwing money at him, and you say he should turn it down for dignity? Top kek so many people would love to be in his position, granted he doesn't even do all that much for WWE and he'll most likely be fighting a can in a month's time.
>>68128141
50 fights, professional. Over a 20 year period over a guy who has had 4? Profesional fights in 2 years?
Who's going to move like they're 38?
>>68128115
only in the beginning and he didnt move laterally, hence why hendo caught him a few times
Also did you guys notice that lombard literally ragdolled hendo after hendo rocked him hard? his strength is insane
>>68128071
Post the one of block flipping off the crowd, I'm doing the overeem fight rn
>>68128164
Yep totally agree I corrected myself here >>68128051
>>68128134
UFC'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>>68128152
Brock is secretly using his money to gather gorillas from around the world, to answer the age-old question.
>>68128170
>Strength
He's really good at judo
does this prove that rockhold doesnt have perfect god tier genetics
obviously he lacks elite fight iq
>>68128134
>semen slurping sport
I'd be interested to ask what gay sport you alternatively watch.
>>68128104
I'm with you my man. I will KO any of these mandrama fags in one punch
>>68128151
lawler sending woodley back to being might mouse's side kick
a hue trying to break the other so called undefeatable champ
Bloody Luke Rockhold
>>68128146
Rewatch Magny fight. Magny got fucked off.
>>68128045
Fedor has done it the right way and fought spectacle fights for fans and paydays against lesser opponents as he aged.
>>68128109
I would go balls deep and get nationwide attention.
Goober vs. Floyd (in memory of Ali literally EVERYWHERE)
Brock vs. Fedor
GSP vs. Silva
DC vs. JJ
Ronda vs. Tate
we mainstream now
>wake up to bisping being the champ
lmfao this sport is a joke
>>68128183
Just too cocky. Obviously Bisping is a good striker and can give anyone issues in standup, but Rockhold is just so much quicker and more powerful and he was landing some hard shots on Bisping before the KO, thought Rockhold was about to pour it on. Bisping had some nice shots before that too though.
Hespect
>>68128147
I know that, but the whole aura behind 200 months ago was that it was going to be historical with tons of exciting fights, and what do we have now? Jones winning by decision, aldo and frankie running for 25 mins, and a fat out of shape Brock getting ko'd by Hunt?
>>68128151
>Mfw UFC 205 is in my city
>>68128205
What a night for Tito
Bisping champ, Ariel BTFO
>>68128193
It's true that could have arguably been stopped. Magny was getting ragdolled.
>>68128169
My point is that Emelianenko is by no means in his prime. He lost 3 straight in strikeforce. His past four fights have been against literal whos.
I agree that he stuffs his russian dong inside of Lesnar's closeted butthole if they actually do fight, but again, Emelianenko is no way in his prime
BASED
FUCKING
BISPING
>>68128196
bj penn vs cm punk
sage vs can
then tons of gate keepers and spicy bangers to fill out the rest of the card
>people unironically thinking 2016 can draw more than mcgregor
I will tape myself cutting off my nipple and post it here if UFC 200 makes more than 1,5 million buys.
>>68128192
YANKS ON POOICIDE WATCH
>Jewboy got Palestined by the UFC
Eat a dick, you kike rat.
Anybody remember which fighter it was where there was a webm of them trying to stick their fingers into the other guy's cuts? Was it Faber or Mendes maybe?
>>68128217
Well, thinking about it. It makes sense for a match up but I'd rather talk about Fedor the legend and not Fedor, the poor guy in 2026.
>>68128222
>I will tape myself cutting off my nipple and post it here if UFC 200 makes more than 1,5 million buys.
Brock is a bigger draw than mccregog
>>68128228
should have happened 2 years ago
>>68128222
Back to youtube
>>68128230
mendes v mcgregor you casual
>>68128230
pretty sure it was mendes during the mcgregor fight
>>68128142
Bisping KOd Rockhold.
Cruz wins by UD
>>68127657
Lack of GSP makes UFC look less professional. They need some real men to be real champions again.
>>68128228
Inb4 Rogan defends the jew
>>68128226
Calm down you spastic casual.
>>68128238
I'm not a casual. Here's the webm btw. Found it before you replied.
>>68128235
>its 2010
You
Brock plus DC Jones will do 1.1 at best
>>68128228
What happened? did he shit on the ufc?
plz no bully
pic unrelated
What kind of month are we in for /Heem/?
>British shit posters
>/asp/ mandrama shit posters
>>68128220
>getting so fucked up you go to the press conference in an hospital robe
>opponent is sipping on beer
>try smack talking
>he schools you there too
>he cracks open another beer
>but he still downed you quicker than he downed that first bottle
being Rockhold now is suffering
>Cruz runs around and gets UD
Shocking. Didn't realize UFC needed a Mayweather.
>>68128222
ronda maybe
>>68128252
I was literally just watching Holloway-Miller where this happens twice. I think it was less dirty and more they're both lanklets used to fighting much shorter dudes though.
>>68127397
Lester's finest desu.
>>68128250
If GSP steps into the cage in 2016 he will be put away.
No place for old men in the lighter divisions.
>>68128263
he leaked brock's return everyone guess
>>68128263
He leaked Brock's return and potentially cost the company millions in advertising.
>>68128254
thanks
>>68128254
How many years did the natty GOAT shave off rockhold's sentient life with that second left hand?
>>68128208
>Brock
>ever being out of shape
>facing Hunto not Fedor
You are stupid mate.
>be Rockhold
>fuck the hottest women LA has to offer
>lose a meme fight
>fuck the hottest women LA has to offer
Yeah... Truly is suffering lmao
>>68128268
>not enjoying the work of a genius that cruz does inside the octagon
Mad redneck, bet you like "bangers" right you little casual shit
>>68128259
Lesnar vs Fedor alone will be biggest PPV in history.
>>68128268
>Runs around
I love when casuals get btfo by Cruz everytime even when he took down and dropped Faber twice
>>68128266
better than the brief ngannou period 2bh
>>68128280
how's this his fucking fault?
>>68128276
He's not going to come back for a championship run. It'll be some weird/fun match and he'll probably still win.
>>68128285
>not having watched Velasquez vs Lesnar aka King of Cardio vs "yea I ran mile this week"
>>68128289
you do realize rockhold is gay, right? Its an inside thing that people dont talk about, like when Silva pretended to not speak english, this is why bisping called him a faggot
>>68128254
>Bisping foot trip.
Beautiful.
>>68128267
>tfw even Bisping btfo even his own non believing kids
must feels great
>>68128273
you got a webm of them? love headbutts
>>68128285
>thinking Brock is in UFC shape
he's nowhere close
>>68128300
Because he leaked it? The UFC can let whatever press they want in. Dudes need to stop acting like this is a civil rights issue. Ariel bit the hand that feeds one too many times.
>>68128300
How is it his fault that he tweeted the big breaking news before it was officially released? Well, he tweeted the big breaking news before it was officially released.
Is that a bad thing? No
Is it okay for a company to protect themselves and their investments by getting rid of someone who is fucking things up for them all the time? Yes
>>68128318
>Brock isn't in UFC shape despite not being in great shape all year and training since mid-April
But I guess you're the expert here.
>>68128318
UFC shape and Saving UFC 200 shape fighting a can or Fedor at your age are 2 different things.
>>68128280
>A journalist reported news
wew lad
>>68128318
lmao we got an expert here
>>68127850
he's been KO'd like 4 times
>>68128353
First of all:
>MMA """"""journalist"""""""
Second of all, not reported, leaked. Reporting is telling information that has already been disclosed to you, not sneakily getting it.
>>68127943
>200k PPV buys
uhh, all the "PPV" are free if you have their Fight Pass equivalent so nobody buys them anymore
>>68128384
why are people acting like it's the panama papers or some shit. there's really no reason for him to tweet that brock's back other than for some (You) and I told you so's
>>68127706
>Did Luke actually took a dive?
>took
its take you silly rooskie
>>68127729
>no recoil on gun
i hope dana heems himself
>>68128353
>a company tells the guy costing them millions of dollars to go away
w
wew
w
>>68127599
duke nukem biopic
>>68127914
he was sleeping so peacefully.
>>68127850
>>68127850
Good chin, not great. Got heem'd plenty of times
>>68127888
Machine of Peace
>>68127527
>beats old guys
Hey he might just have a chance to reclaim the title
>>68127816
I liked it. They all showed Ali hespect
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