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>England's brave Andy Murray edition
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1st for fuck arselel
>>68104615
2nd for oh holy shit do you even know how to make an OP
>leaving arseblog link in
>linking to wrong old thread
just downed a glass of ice cold water and poured another glass on my head. now coating toothpicks in vinegar and shoving them in my gums in fury. heads gone. about to take a bunch of sleeping pills and get rid of today. horrid horrid horrid. broke most of the keys off my keyboard too
>>68104711
Who are you?
Turned down a night out lids. Gonna spend the evening brain storming new /bet/ characters.
Down unreal. Not sure how long I can mentally keep this up desu
worst OP is recent memory pmsl
Down so UNREAL. Decided to make the new thread. Can't even do that. Having an absolute mare today lads. No more comments.
costa rica $
>>68104402
Sorry, I have to listen to Luca Fury's podcast first that I use as a crutch sometimes for my personal analysis. Card starts in 3 hours so there's still much time for bet placement. I'll be monitoring the whole card as well throughout the night for in-play bets.
Would genuinely pay Euan £100/month for his tips.
Get a smaller group of people paying more so can earn the same but lines dont go as quick.
Implying Murray will won.
>>68104868
Okay fair play mate
JUST 1 SLOVAKIA
>>68104649
i like your colourful extra flag :)
>this OP
going to be a DAC thread I can just feel it
>>68105079
Thank you Somerset.
>>68104790
Make one called Pedro pls
/bet/ needs more hispanic influence desu
>>68105107
Nacional -1 simply does not lose tonight
Here's a updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
>>68105230
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
>>68105273
>tips a team because they are "simply the better team"
pmsl
>>68105230
Who's the cutest trip :3
>>68105431
http://www.enspor.tv/canada-women-brazil-women/187594/
Please feel free to watch and tell me how to write it any differently
>slavs
well fukc
So did i win anything?
>>68105589
what? no
>>68105447
Uni, saw his pic
WHAT THE FUCK SLAVS
How big is one unit of a Euan tip for you? Personally, £20.
>>68105609
Why? I thought I won if holland won with that bet? did i misread?
>>68105686
£125
who is euan
>>68105690
Yes, you did. -0.5 from 2-0 is to win by at least 3 goals.
And on the off chance that this isn't nibs. Why didn't you put more than £1.67 on if you thought it was them to win from 2-0 up?
LONDRINA 11111111111111111111111111111111
anon so based
>>68105480
pmsl both teams equally tez. Unders huge
>>68105769
Ohh i see I'm retarded sick
the hell happened to the costa rica vs paraguay odds
either i misread them earlier or all of a sudden theyve completely flipped
do france even want the 4444444444444444444?
>>68105774
right right, I'm new
>>68105743
>>>/brit/
fuck off you spastic student mong
>brazil women just passing around the defence
zzzzzzzzzz
>>68105808
tenner on overs @9. Should be heaps of injury time
Love Island so tez
Both teams are fairly evenly matched but Costa Rica have done poorly in 3 of their last 4 Copa debuts.
Paraguay are strong underdogs (they knocked Brazil out last year) but have seen a recent slump.
Costa Rica without keylor navas. Joel Campbell starting.
Verdict:
>bankroll on Costa Rica
>>68106212
>not knowing Paraguay are tough as nails
>tfw Ramadan soon
sweating tbqh
>>68106484
LEE
E
E
Guess the TT
gentle reminder to vote LEAVE on the 23rd
Who /infidel/ here?
Everyone post their /bet/ TT POWER RANKINGS
Pro tip: ARP must be at the top
Addicted to Haribo lads
>>68106779
rings >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>68106752
List of /bet/tors https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms/following
>>68106752
no one cares about tt you smelly paki
>>68106709
i am.
for the simple reason that one day, the eu will force us to switch to the euro. it will happen if we remain. martin schulz has said he wants 'one europe' and 'one currency' (paraphrasing).
Really not sure if Euans tips came up as notifications. Missed both of them tbqh
Dominate the game and get shafted by a jammy long range FK. just boring really
>>68106752
1. ARP (BT tips)
2. Everyone else
999999998. Big_Al
999999999. ARP (Non-BT tips)
>>68106752
Euan is better than ARP
>>68107160
pmsl trip on pal
>>68107116
BT has been tez lately. ARP's own tips are dece, just shit at staking
Literally why isn't everyone on here following me?
>bengarrison suddenly thinking he's a big name after performing a smed better than a coin toss
kek
Lads, I just want to stick £20 in an account with somebody.
Anyone offering decent introductory free bets or anything?
>>68107392
Post your TT mate
>>68107561
better to put 200 or so in to take advantage of them matching your deposit
>>68107606
https://tipstertube.com/profile/absolutelyrektpmsl
>>68107633
Mate, I'm pretty rich (accounts manager) but most of the reason is because I hold onto my wonga like a jew.
>>68107714
yeah? So surely you'd want to take full advantage?
>>68107714
would love to test your chin
>>68107714
Good character
>>68107714
would NOT let you manage my accounts pmsl
>>68107714
>accounts manager
Can you manage Juveguy's TT account? LEAKING pretend money atm
>>68107813
Nah, I know I'm in the wrong place for "just a bit of fun XD", but I'd rather spunk £200 on Warhammer or even on a nice meal.
>>68106484
This desu. Gonna spend the days researching for the night lid.
Reminder that your "god" doesn't care when you eat
Reminder that Islam is the worst religion
>>68108350
what a fantastic excuse
>>68107284
Hu da fug r u?
>living in an area with enough ethnics to actually match one on Tinder
How long after a match is it weird to message someone? About a fortnight ago a genuine qt matched me and a total tumblr slag later the same day, reckon I can play it off?
>>68108487
immediately lid
>>68108350
Going on a cut anyway lad. Might as well participate.
>>68108487
I've messaged girls after months when I've been bored on the loo. Made some good bets too on tinder
Also Kurt wants on DNB on Florida Surf
Plus got a potential bet in an hour or so, stick around
Why are there so many pakis in these threads now?
>>68108622
Mark used to scare them off but now he's dead they all came flooding in.
>>68108622
It's just me and a few characters I've created
>>68104615
>Murray
>England
Pick one.
>>68108622
the country's going to the dogs lid, it's inescapable
>>68108622
Why are there so many pakis in this country now?
>>68108680
t. bengarrison
is this the famous American 'wit'?
>>68108680
pmsl what a blunder OP has made. His face must be redder than my Euros outright book
>>68108358
>>68108399
Can't wait for you infidels to get beheaded tbqh
>>68108734
mass migration. Doesn't explain this thread, nor why a non-white person would ever come to 4chan
>>68108743
>blunder
actually giggling rn lid, missed you x
>They don't know Murray was granted English citizenship after winning Wimbledon
>>68108787
Why wouldn't a non white come to 4chan? Half the Americans on /sp/ are black or Mexican. A black tripfag posts in these threads occasionally
>>68108871
Who?
>>68108871
>Half the Americans on /sp/ are black or Mexican.
no they aren't. there been like 3 documented nigs on 4chan. redwood, tensnake and that other weirdo
>Why wouldn't a non white come to 4chan?
Same reason you wouldn't find a white person browsing WSHH or black twitter. it's about as far away from nig/paki "culture" as you could be
>>68108932
>/bet/ is white culture
>>68108917
Albania.
Not to mention Euan is from Scotland and therefore not white, and even BritTurk is a paki.
Come to think of it, the only white tripfag who contributes actively is JWest
>>68108917
Sam Rothstein or something, the guy with 10 kids.
>>68108932
You're out of touch. Half the NBA thread is black. There's even a black with a brit flag who browses /bet/ too. Most of em care about being called a nigger as you do being a cracker.
>>68108994
>implying the J doesn't stand for Jihadi
a Jihadi west is his true aim
pmsl at the ref in the Aguilas game. Commit a foul and you're in the book
>>68108994
Why do you asume JWest is white? Because he supports Chelsea? Or because he has a job? Fair enough
>>68108819
>Scotland's brave leader
>>68108963
black people can't type 3 words out on a keyboard without tying in unintelligible ebonics spam
>inb4 you accuse ironic use of 2bh, senpai etc. as being evidence they browse 4chan
>>68109108
I'm black and what you said is false.
>>68109108
Just shows how out of touch you are m8.
4chan is anonymous. Just think of how many (you)s you might've given out to non-whites
>>68109141
prove it welfarious
>>68109108
mad whitey detected
>>68109078
it's known he is related to fred west.
>>68109184
Prove you're white
He literally had to be walked off the field by two people lol his brain Is probably franzen tier right now
>>68109241
you go first
>>68108994
>Scotland
Ethnic groups (2011)
96.0% White
2.7% Asian
0.7% Black
0.4% Mixed
0.2% Arab
0.1% other[5]
England
>Ethnic groups (2011)
85.4% White
7.8% Asian
3.5% Black
2.3% Mixed
0.4% Arab
0.6% Other[1]
>London
45% White
Actually had to run to the toilet before I wet myself
>>68109072
pmsl
>>68109179
>how many fake tips jamal and mohammad have lost money on
fucking glorious, isn't it?
>>68109298
I'm not the guy who claimed to be black. I just think tou sound like an Uncle Tom
so close
>>68109413
Need a few ethnics so you can get a dece kebab lad.
>>68109344
>White Scottish
Just factually incorrect, get a grip you wog
>>68109435
Kebab in this country is shit all over pal. Go to Germany if you want a decent one.
>>68109344
>glaswegians
>white
Pick one
>I made a 14 option bet
>if I win I become a millionaire
>8 are right already
>6 to go
>>68109463
This desu, I consider only England and Wales White of the British Isles
>>68109413
Off-topic (but all this shit is off-topic anyway)
How do you work out what the minimum amount of white people there are if there's 98.8% whites?
tears if you can't tell the difference between a white/black/paki tip
>>68109500
Nibs?
>>68109476
I'd rather stay in a post-apocalyptic Glasgow than London right now.
>inb4 not much would change in Glasgow after an apocalypse
>>68109483
So you have a 1/64 chance for it to win? Not very good odds desu. Also post slip please
>>68109523
I heard ur mum's a connoisseur
>>68109539
Maths GCSE was a long time ago, apl
>>68109556
Hope you're voting LEAVE or they will make their way north soon.
>White bois discover minorities run /bet/
ayyyylmao
>>68109556
Went on a time machine the other day I Glasgow. Went back 50 years. Nothing changed.
>>68109556
this desu, at least the rent is cheaper and deprived areas of london are just as bad if not worse than the shit areas of glasgow
>>68109697
Want a large on you not to be university educated.
>tfw I will never be as shrewd as Kurt
>>68109651
Disappointed Clarkson isnt on the new Top Gear?
I will be voting Remain because we are stronger as part of Europe.
>>68109697
Shocking patter. Have a word.
>>68109718
Would rather stay in the roughest part of Glasgow and fight a junkie for my phone on the way back from a night out than a get stabbed by some nig
>>68109787
Lost your money lad. Studying biomed atm.
Who /chicano/ here?
>>68109561
Germany vs Hungary (Germany)
Ivory Coast vs Gabon (Ivory Coast)
Croatia vs San Marino (Croatia, 5+ goals)
Slovakia vs Northern Ireland (draw)
France vs Scotland (France)
Djokovic vs Thiem (3-0 Djokovic)
Andy Murray vs Stan (Andy)
Nautico vs Joinville (2-0 Nautico)
Now I'm waiting for Luke Rockhold , Cruz, Peru, Corinthians, Brazil and Grêmio win.
I say my chances are pretty fucking high.
Aguilas to have a man sent off at any odds you can get. Will refund you if it doesn't win
>>68109793
>I will be voting Remain because we are stronger as part of Europe.
always knew you were a limp left winger with a 3 digit roll and a 2 digit IQ
>>68109793
zzzzzzz nibs
>>68109895
Would love to test your handshake. I bet it flops around like a wet turd
>>68109793
Having a look through the yellow pages for the best chin tester in Glasgow to sort you out.
Still need Gooz back like air :^)
>>68109895
Large on your oldman being a skinhead on benefits who use to smash you when he went out on the last
Refuse to believe anyone claiming they are voting REMAIN isnt nibs.
Every reply to this will also be considered nibs so dont try to bait me please.
Frothing at the mouth at the thought of more Euan tips tonight.
Imagine not having your rent subsidised by the govt.
Wouldnt be caught dead paying those full rates pmsl.
>>68110103
just so you know, muh mackers has told his sheep followers to vote remain, as it benefits asia.
jokes on him when we inevitibly switch to the euro at some point.
Jani pls, do your 'job'
>>68110103
I'm voting for whatever jenny tells me to vote for
>>68110249
My post being deleted won't stop me giggling at the mugs paying rent in full pmsl
>>68110230
isnt most of PGA racist though? think a lot would still vote LEAVE (note: not saying everyone voting LEAVE is racist obv)
>>68110298
jen's voting out like every true conservative should be
>>68110328
nah they're a collection of very delusional and spineless wet lettuces, remember when The Don said people prefer others of their own race and the whole page snapped at him pmsl
>>68110328
not sure - i'm not in it. my ukip candidate is black. shuts people up fairly quickly when they try and paint the party as racist.
inb4 ban.
Lay england to finish top of their group in the world rugby U20 championship.
Nothing I've seen from them in the past year suggests they should be favourites to win the group.
Only match they won in the U20 six nations was against italy.
Small on scotland to top the group @17 because its value.
Let's talk about football or snooker, because the vast majority of you have awful views on politics.
>jack nyquist
tears
>>68110723
what are your views, euan?
please do not say snp supporter.
>>68110772
he will just post nibs. easier to hide behind the fence telling everyone they're stupid.
>>68110723
THIS coming from the least nuanced person in this thread. I am in tears
>>68110799
might message him on tt 2bh.
Kurt with the BOTY
>>68110723
Goffy Boy
>>68110723
We are waiting for you to tip something lad.
>>68110852
>The match is tentatively scheduled to resume at 7:35pm. #CINvRIC
Charlotte team is a bit weak apparently. Will have to wait and see.
>>68110772
I am not an SNP supporter.
>>68110772
>>68110832
>>68110852
actually, lets just stick to snooker. I've seen some of your views on football too.
>>68110929
thank fuck for that.
reminder that they effectively killed charles kennedy.
As someone who is qualified to speak on the matter, I will post a write up on the EU referendum in the coming week for you pals
>>68111057
we know you will vote to remain, lid.
>>68110938
>>68110723
Am I having deja vu or did someone post this before?
>>68111145
must just be deja vu, mate.
>>68111096
true, but I think it needs to be put in clear terms why the advantages outweigh the disadvantages in staying in, and I'd like to discuss why the cons really aren't all that significant
>>68111206
>impersonating me
>>68111216
Jealous at the amount of nibs you're about to receive
>>68111206
you actually believe that? baka lid.
>>68111269
CLT v TOR2 unders x
>tfw your phone buzzes
>tfw its a Hass tip and not a Euan tip
>>68111303
what
details now
>>68111269
Fluminense +0.25 available in Asia @1.7
Fluminense have been good so far this season and seem solid to finish in a top position this year to make up for the absolutely tez performance last season. They finished 13th (yet still above LaChupacabra) but their prospects are better this year. They’ve already shown their credibility as a top side this season with success in other competitions – winning the Primeira Liga and reaching the semifinals of the Carioca 1.
LaChupacabra have started their season well but I still rate Fluminense as the better team and they certainly shouldn’t be underdogs here, even if they are playing away from home. In fact, Fluminense have had a good away record, with only failing to draw or better in one game. I have had a Brazilian girl I matched with on tinder translate some interviews for me and it seems that Fluminense and their manager are eager to come away with 3 points from this game and jump into an early top 4 position. They do historically have a bad record to the LaChupacabre’s but I feel like they can ‘break the curse’ tonight with all the quality in their squad. I tipped Fluminense last week on a 0.5+ handicap in a game they were rated as underdogs and they came away with a positive result in a 1-1 draw.
I’d say that the hosts have overachieved desu so far, and will definitely be tested tonight. They have quite a few absences to deal with too, with 6 key players unavailable tonight. LaChupacabra look stronger on paper, having scored 10 goals already. BUT 4 of these goals were from penalties and one was an own goal. The fact that their top scorer is available tonight doesn’t faze me – of Rangel’s 6 goals 4 were penalties.
With all things considered the value is definitely with the away team tonight.
>>68111319
I know this feel.
Dunno why I am following him, never get on a single tip of his.
>>68111349
>Impersonating me
>>68111349
>have had a Brazilian girl I matched with on tinder translate some interviews for me
Pmsl, on
>>68111330
Fuck off
>>68111349
>Brazilian shite
Eventually you will learn Brazilian (men's) football is lotto shite
Tiny on U1.5 FH in Toronto II. Just took the end of 1.7+ odds in Asia so cant tip on tt. GL if you follow x
>>68111507
>pen
zzzz
>>68111440
My Brazilian bets have been fairly profitable actually, but then again I do have an edge thanks to tinderplus
Charlotte not to score looks like a decent bet desu.
>>68109886
Won.
Lots of notifications from kurt tonight
>>68111677
I suppose some Brazilian slags make for better judges than brasil on bloga pmsl. Asked my granny to pick a random team on soccerway and she is less of a fraud than brasil
Tulsa Roughnecks' pitch personally offends me. Where do I complain?
>Americans chanting through the national anthem
Isnt that a death penalty in some states?
>>68111926
Does she have a TT lad?
Also on Peru -0.75 for an addict bet, the difference in quality between Haiti and Peru is unreal, Haiti squad is made up of Red Cross missionaries who decided to settle down after the earthquake
The Cincinnati stadium camera angle makes me feel sick. Who do I complain to?
>>68112298
Big_Al
>>68112298
Janny will sort that out for you
>>68112298
zzzz
Was too busy cleaning up my vomit to get on Cincinnati
>>68112140
>the difference in quality between Haiti and Peru is unreal,
You don't know what you're talking about
>>68112596
And you clearly haven't seen the teamsheets
WHERE THE BETS @
>>68112746
Atletico GO @2
Or take -0.25 if you don't trust me x
How much you lids have on Brazil? Fiddy here
>>68112655
Peru spilling spaghetti on every attack.
Woodwork just as typing this.
>>68112854
Yeah just seen. Haiti haven't been threatening whatsoever though
>>68112746
Corinthians DNB@3
>>68112908
laying this
>>68112908
? 2.5 on bovada
>>68112928
>Laying DNB
>>68112853
paul robinson's bail money.
>>68104615
English people have such pathetic physiques.
>>68112984
excellent patter
>>68112956
Was @3
>>68112984
probably looks better than yours (nohomo), though he needs a shave
>>68112853
Just a cheeky 5er on BR -1
I'm a coward better
>>68113084
I'm just a slightly fatter version; not fat, fat but an extra stone or so. Not an elite athlete but not fat.Literally the exact same body type.
>>68113064
they lost to full time potato farmers who have part-time plumbling jobs last match, tu loco
>>68113064
>Ameribets moves lines
>>68113215
They beat Santos last match m8
>>68113244
The American Mackers, including losing every bet I make
>>68113319
just noticed google said half time, in this with you t b h
>>68112826
1-0
Anyone else get on the Paradise game? 95 minute goal ended my hopes and dreams
>>68113319
Is it still at 3 for you?
>>68113502
It's @2.7 for me now
Pmsl, jew365 offering 3.75 for Corinthians SW while Ladbrokes offering same price for DnB
night lids
>>68113574
It's 2.8 in asia
>>68113574
>>68113666
DNB I mean
>hit the post
zzzzzzz
Fucking brick wall Coritiba goalie
c'mon better team, fight and win
Time to get on Peru
Backing DC, in case it wins and I get at least a refund on my DnB bet
>>68113848
Uno
Can someone explain profit vs. yield to me, not trolling.
>>68114237
This, I get ROI - ie, if I put £30 in total for a year on so and so's tips, I'd get the percentage that is their ROI back, but don't quite get yield
Please score Corinthians, my wife's son is begging you
>Coritiba player commits foul
>they're the injured one
FUCKING TIMEWASTING BUSPARKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inplay2g uses a £ but also uses European thousands separator
???
Fucked up big time tonight. Off to bed. Night lids. Eyes on the fix tomorrow :)
cutting myself after that missed sitter
inb4 only 3 minutes of stoppage time
111111111111111111111111111111
Hello refund
Guess the TT x
>>68115029
didn't get on DC when it hit the 70 min?
>>68115074
"Half-win Hass"
>>68115178
Just stake bigger friend ;)
222222222222222222222222222222
>>68115029
>>68115116
Hello win.
>>68115238
Surreal
>>68115238
congrats, good find
>>68115238
Shrewdest American I know. Except that one with the AO account in PGA
>>68115275
>>68115290
>>68115342
Cheers lads. Will be in Iceland in October. Will report on 3rd division games live
>ameribets wins ONE bet
>suddenly hes shrewd
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
On Minnesota SPECIAL
>>68115534
T.
Unloved child
Small on Guida now, prob up 2 rounds and 2.37
>>68115725
I would advise against that. Rball doesnt match twitter
>>68116060
well, he had it
Brazil -1.0 pls meme magic this guysl
BT wants a Large on the west coast fever
>>68115725
https://twitter.com/mnunitedgameday/status/739275186214703104
>>68116697
How do you know he wants it?
>>68116821
thought you were going to sleep lad
>>68116923
Still awake shaking at this value tomorrow. Or maybe it was the whole packet of Haribo I ate
>>68116874
Group chat, euan called him a mong
>>68117012
how do I get in he groupchat
>>68117217
Ask >>68116965
For an invite
>>68117217
No Yanks allowed
>>68117337
I'm shrewd though check my TT
>>68117381
link?
>Fever up by 5 already
BT so shrewd
Where is Juve? Miss the cunt desu
>>68120377
Still banned lid
>>68120410
Janny SEETHING he didn't get in on the Juve tennis tip.
Ffs that was in
>taking off Willian
He was the only one for Brasil that's looked half dece tonight
Bankrolling unders on all Copa America matches tomorrow
c'mon guys I'm down to my last 10 I need some guaranteed shit here to keep me in the game
>>68117574
bengarrison
fucking clay guida fucked up my 20x acca
>>68116060
>>68116270
big bummer
>>68123324
It was a valid bet >therefore it lost. Nah, but really sherdog and myself had him up two rounds. Shame he got knocked out in the third.
>canada
>>68104615
Brave ? He hits a fucking ball
please tell me some brit had 500€ on bisbong
any aussies/polacks follow vball here?
West tigers +7.5 LARGE
Fullback for roosters injured, Tigers get the wind 2nd half
>>68127087
still sure about this lid? tigers don't look like they're going to score 3 more tries
>>68127505
+7.5 is the handicap lad. Meaning they won't lose by 8 or more. But yeah, that was a stupid bet. Especially going large.
pmsl
well there goes all my money unless the sharks get up by 13+ tomorrow night
>>68123867
Australian humour at its finest
FEASTING before tomorrow
That feel when ONLY 6.07 yield in Asia bets only from 1 May till today.
>>68127650
shouldve bet on the volleyball games
>>68128428
Singapore U21 fixing again mate?
>>68128476
Keeping an eye on it, will let you know.
Morning. What are the bets today lidzzz
>>68128540
EBAM, Djokovic is cursed to never win the French Open
>>68128540
HFK Olomouc B -1.5 @2.05. At home, up a man against the team at the bottom of the table
>gf's lad
what did he mean by this?
>>68128723
he is raising his gf's son.
>>68128723
>he's an actual cuck
>>68128540
Also, Vietnam u21 -1 @1.71. Singapore keeper is beyond tez
>>68128750
Thanks mate.
>>68128723
i don't believe he's not someone from /bet/
friend sent me this pmsl, worth a shot or?
Gyeongnam FC - Busan I Park U2.5
France - Japan U177.5 hedging with France -2.5
>>68128822
On yuge
pretty confident on this tbqh.
>>68128822
MASSIVE
>>68128822
who tipped this? is it your mate's original tip?
>>68129109
No, he just stumbled upon it. I'll post a betslip with proof, I'm on med.
>>68128822
on L A R G E
Do you guys go on all the tips on everyone you follow
>>68129185
Hell, no. Evaluate first
>>68128822
on.
>>68129231
Place it infidel
>>68129246
he has done mate, no arrows
>>68129185
Usually do my own bets but follow just about every FlatAnon and Kurt bet, sometimes Euan and Ameribets depending on how plausible their bets seem, who else should I follow?
Here's the Zaglebie team themselves. So this team, basically age average of ~26, is playing against youngsters of 17. Contemplating a bankroll in.
PMSL, the defence age average is around 30.
>>68129290
Yeah but you're clearly the same toothpaste that tips "bankroll on" for something twice a day. Kinda loses all meaning when you use it like you do.
>>68129316
It's like you don't want money.
>>68129316
I'm taking it as a sign I need some time off that I can also identify separate from their patterns of posting
contemplating ARPing zaglebie
>>68129337
How did that work out for you yesterday when you "bankrolled" Serena?
>>68129347
*separate anons
>>68129380
? I did not have a single penny on serena
>>68128750
>1:2
Not as tez as the Vietnamese offensive apparently.
novak to win the tennis
murray to win the tennis
Hello. Where is that lad with the 1xbet account? What are the chances of ever seeing my money again? I'd like to know before depositing lots
Vojvodina -0.25 is worth a small
The amount of stupidity in /bet/ never ceases to amuse me tbqh.
PMSL
>>68129556
>says the ALGERIAN
pmsl
>>68129568
Says the scouser.
>>68129556
nibs
been lurking for WEEKS. still haven't got around to knowing wtf nibs means
>>68129605
Surely nibs
>>68129556
>>68129605
new in betting scene
:^)
>>68129635
If it were really an Albanian virus a guy in a white tank top and a rolex would come to your house, and infect your computer by manually putting a USB drive in it, then put his cigarette out on your mousepad and leave.
>>68129605
nibs as in nibbles
>>68129663
buying this one. cheers
pmsl the absolute state of /bet/
gone for a month and you're using the same gimmicks
>>68129736
where you been lid ?
>>68129736
we've got a couple new trips
>>68129754
>not using clover
wow france is absolute trash
>>68129773
not him, but windows phone has few good apps. on life support 2bh
>>68129754
>working class children
What did he mean by this?
>>68115074
>>68104896
>>68106602
>>68109083
>>68115725
>>68104896
Has a phone poster ever posted something of quality?
>>68129945
Dumb fredposter
/bet/ so so dull lately, heading to /mu/ for a while lads
TorasAngel SO fit
need 3 more Zalgirls goals like AIR
What you lids think of the latest tip from inplayer?
>>68130080
>trusting smebody who put a 10/10 on Russia winning @1.66
>>68130080
Think gambling just isn't profitable anymore.
Anyone else in the Limitless group? He hasn't posted one tip in the 3 weeks or so I've been following
This is what they gave me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfKnbq38Yg
>>68130076
PLEASE PLEEEEEAS 1 MORE
>>68129980
>unironically going to /mu/
Please don't come back.
>>68129605
Never Inplay Bets Son
>>68130282
this. /mu/ has horrid taste.
>muh kamye
>muh death grips
zzzzzzz
>>68129578
Are Albanians basically gypsies?
>>68130271
cba. would've been 5k up but am instead £200 down, so BORING
>>68130333
bettings for mugs
>grzgrinding
sounds like one of us, loving the bants
why has the "lord" gimmick not made its way from PGA to /bet/?
>>68130374
It's shite.
who's gonna win euro?
>>68130383
No it isn't.
>>68130386
Footballers. If you want me to go out on a limb I'd say a team from Europe.
>>68130394
Fight me
Life so SO tez after uni
>>68130426
Talking a lot of sense here, buddy
>>68130070
Is she actually a girl?
>>68130426
Mine is better, hated uni.
>>68130854
pmsl
>>68130991
jelly tbqh
>>68130426
Grim innit
Memerray time
I actually hate Euan so much
>>68131440
Why friendo?
Zaglebie time
1111111111
>Waking up to see that all your overnight bets lost
Need a bet like A I R
>ARP
If my roll is ~£500, what should 1 unit be? £5? £10?
>tipping from 1-0
Pmsl ARP will always be a slug. Still wins but the lad is a pseudo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRthGeO1QcA
who here thoroughly convinced by the young turks
>>68131596
minimum should be:
small - £10
medium - £25
large - £50
if you cant afford that, you shouldn't be betting
>>68131585
>>68131601
SO embarrassed. Even posted >>68129375. Might have to delete the account if it loses.
Does Euan think he comes across as shrewd by saying he "hasn't checked 365" on every tip?
It's one of the best resources about and should be your homepage, even if you're a limited seething little slug.
Euan's become really stuck-up post-holiday. Not really liking the attitude. Doesn't seem like one of /us/ anymore.
>>68131616
yeah I use that at the moment, except £20 instead of £25. cheers for confirming lad
>>68131601
>tfw ARP half arses everything and still has a better yield than Euan
>>68131680
>>68131733
Euan is a big fish in a little pond. The true shrewdies have their own swimming pools.
>>68131733
Prob didn't get his hole
>missed Euan's tip
>got on ARP's tip
loving life rn
>>68131788
Standing up and applauding this post.
>>68131783
pmsl this
>>68131783
his """""model""" cannot compete with the shrewdness of ARP
line is STILL at o5.5
SLAMMING unders tbqh
>>68131788
Love this analogy
Anyone follow orrifannar96?
Think Euan's been hustled by the Swedish mafia.
>>68132210
magic
>Czech Republic
Anyone watching that shitshow?
got caught up playing hearthstone and didn't realize the time
is clayray playing like a god?
>>68132179
I don't follow anyone who speaks with broken English
>>68132247
wanted to go on czech initially but forgot about the match
how is it?
Void that please Euan
>>68132273
He's doing God's work as per usual
>>68132247
gonna be x tbqh
>>68132247
crying
how can be one team so shitty?
>Czech Republic losing to Worst Korea
>Iceland lost to Norway
>Turkey lost to fucking England
>we didn't qualify from this group
NEED Gomel -0.5 line and the Czech team bus to crash and go up in flames
I would call out euan for tipping FH handis literally after the goal was scored, but cba
>>68132973
this.
given up arguing with the lad, he's far too stubborn
Need 2 Zaglebie goals like AIR
>>68132973
He literally didn't so you would be wasting your time.
>>68132599
England won all our games lid
DOWN
>>68133024
trip on
>>68133024
was while market was suspended everywhere and rball guy was adding the goal on.
Been wondering what the fuck was going on with the Murray odds.
>tfw just realised I've been watching 5 minutes behind on Sky+
Absolutely PMSL lids
>365 throwing on tantrum on the Zaglebie game and not allowing cash-outs
zzzzzzzzz
this is why I hate czech
>>68133151
just 1 more to equalize :^)
TEARS
D O W N
O
W
N
down insane. v v v concerned
>getting sent off against a team full of children
polskis so violent
Zag red card ffs
Gambling just not profitable anymore.
down WHOPPING amounts
Where can I order my exit bag?
ARPs head gone
Down so much
>Czech red
Praying to die in my sleep tonight
>>68133594
you wot m8
>>68133594
>>68133618
down GUMS
degenerates
>>68133594
>>68133618
JANIIIIIIIIII
>>68133639
pmsl
>>68133639
tears
I
AM
A
FOOTBALLER
another red for czech incoming
>>68133594
>>68133618
Trying this to numb the pain of my losses.
Czech em
>>68133787
that's the reason I posted it pal. I've done this for ages, but when I lose big or drink it gets very bad.
>>68133594
>I scrape gum till bleed
L I Z A R D
L I V E S
O N
>>68133618
I then cut them or press my nail into the gums till there's a deep mark and then press nail in and slide loop ove fingered and between teeth and rip the gums out between the teeth. Then I rebrush with everything again I don't understand why I started at night laying in bed when I was younger and can't stop. I have never told anyone this.
EUAN SO LUCKY
U P G U M S
grabbing the toothpick, grabbing the string. want death and death only. declaring everything as a loss and taking an acid bath
GUESS THE ACCOUNT
ffs """"england's""""" """""brave"""""" andy murray
put my wife's son's tuition on him @ evens when he was dominating the 1st set
>>68134230
MLB?
On over 3.25 goals Nybro v BW90 1.76 on 10bet, also available in Asia but odds are gone
Nybro is in disarray, with their coach resigning over their players just not trying anymore in their past few games. They've also signed a new keeper but yet they conceded 3 goals against Malmo who are dire going forward. Overs is also supported by the fact that Nybro's top scorer has come back from injury and has scored 2 goals already.
Definitely value in this line.
Only have a smed onthough
Want death.
shitty day desu
now vp is getting stomped as well
OFFICIAL THREAD SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojssXeghqY
>>68134230
absolutely REKT
pmsl
goodbye gums
>>68134529
PMSL what game?
>>68131853
HATING life rn
gums in tatters
>>68134495
Triggered desu
>>68131596
1 unit is 1% of your roll, so a fiver. Your bets should be 3%-4% moving upwards as your roll (hopefully) increases. Max bets are 5% and should be rare. Dont' overbet. Stick to singles and doubles only. Don't listen to the acca mugs on here. Asian Handicaps are your friends.
BT wants a smed on boavista slags -0.25
>>68134529
>falling for the rball meme
>2016
Reminder that Leicester won the title while conceding in most stats most matches
>>68134600
What the fuck are you on about? Betting a fiver won't get you anywhere
>>68134600
Reddit tier advice
>>68134600
Have sex NOW.
>>68134678
what's your advice?
>>68134651
If your bankroll is £500, you won't be betting fivers. You'll be betting £15-£20, maxing out at £25. Bets are 3%-4% - 3 or 4 units. Max bets are 5. You have to scale your stakes based on your roll otherwise, you end up like the fucking mugs on ehre with £150 i=n their account, chasing shit with £40 bets and then borrowing money from their mums to fund top ups (that they never tell us about).
>>68134699
It would be closer to what this guy said >>68131616
put £200 on a safe bet
NEED Essex to bring it home desu. And am very concerned by the lack of goals in this Nybro game, need BW to start taking shots ffs
>>68134736
>max bet £25
wew
>>68131596
you should probably go back to /trans/, /epl/ or /brit/ and stay there you smelly shitskin
>>68134736
>Max bets are 5%
wew lad. Do you know what a max bet is?
If your roll is £500 your average bet should be £25.
If you disagree you should have sex.
>>68134773
What part of scaling don't you understand?
You can start betting £50 when you work your roll up to a grand.
>>68134771
getting worried about my hampshire tip 2bh
Do you guys have any experience with pinnacle?
I'm considering switching to them from bet365.
Boring, fuck off boavista. all today's profits gone
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>68134838
Yes. Why not both? And if you are asking, stick with 365 because Pinny is only good for bigger limits, not more markets
>>68134812
I know what a disciplined max bet is. That's why I shake my heads at the daft cunts on here losing half their rolls on nonsense like that Polish shit up the thread.
>this nybro overs tip
pmsl so pseudo again hass
>>68134828
Serves you right you smug cow
S C A M
ARP blog hitting too close to home, lids.
>>68134901
it was a good bet you scruffy meff. it only lost because of a red card.
>>68134901
What "Polish shit" you talking about? Be more precise
>>68134901
>implying there has been a max bet in the past 2 months
Why would anyone pay £20 for ARP if Euan's services are £10?
think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone.
>>68134989
Struggling to even remember a max bet this year (that wasnt a palp)
>>68134999
>what is yield?
>what is good banter?
The last max bet was Chiefs +5
>>68134915
They've conceded 7goals in their last 2 games against the two bottom teams yet they'll probably hold BW to a 0-0 draw today because I tipped.
eyes gone
>>68134988
This >>68128822
>>68134947
It was unlucky. But shit like that is why you stick to a staking plan, so you're not chasing your half-roll losses because you're pissed off at losing a load betting blind on a fucking league you've never seen in your life on the account of some internet random
>>68135024
>+0.5
>>68135049
against who?
>>68135112
Patriots in the playoffs.
inb4 it lost therefore it was a bad bet
Don't choke this away Chokeovic
>he hasn't lost at least 40% of his roll on this weeks ARP tips
>>68135160
no, you're right
What is this bullshit?
getting a bit worried about ARP.
111111111111111111111111
>The city of BW 90 IF
gonna reback hampshire. head's gone
>>68135215
Just like Albania before him.
No one can stand realising Euan is shrewder than them.
People need to ACCEPT Euan is our god and leader.
>>68135296
>not trusting a paki's cricket tip
yield's gonna hit 20% by the end of the day. 30% by the end of the week. Euan doesn't stand a chance
>>68135138
In what world was that a good bet? Did you buy into the hype after they raped the texans?
HASS
reback cybu?
>>68135367
Flood gates have been opened for the wrong team pmsl
Got a medium on Floro 0.0 - away team have 3 subs and a u19 keeper with no experience
s h a k i ng
>Every game I keep an eye on but don't bet on ends exactly as expected
>Every bet I actually place loses
Nybro were on a +2 pregame I think, kek
>bengarrison going for low odd games to secure his streak
>>68135103
True. but would anyone really be max staking a game like that without any real knowledge of it?
>>68135670
>American /bet/tors
>>68135715
Was up so much from that match, thanks again lid x
>>68135715
I thought knowledge was pretty widely available on it tbqh. I remember being so angry I didn't trust it more
Reminder that if your average odds are under 2 you should just off yourself
Wew just realised I'm one of the most followed tipsters on tt lol
>>68135823
Thats what I mean. Info was there but hard to know how the teams would compare, even given the info. Like if Brazil play Fiji and you know Neymar and a few others are out, you dont quite know what the line should be, despite knowing the info. Inplay, however, it was much clearer.
>>68135642
kek I know that feeling
>>68135900
because you are a god, can you please charge a higher price so there will be less followers or it will end up being impossible to get on your bets
>not following TorasAngel or Big_Al
you're missing out Euan
>>68135900
>>68135935
do this but keep it free for /bet/ because we supported you on your way and people will leak the tips anyway
>>68135900
are you betting on any of the friendlies
Corners is THE bet for belgium v norway, SMACKING o4.5 fh
>>68136106
on Belgium RT7 too
>>68136026
International friendlies? No, not my thing.
>>68136022
>wahh wahh please spoonfeed me
Vile. I bet you think the Swiss government giving everyone free money is a good idea too
>he's unironically against a Basic Income
Could do with some basic income after today desu
>>68136239
It is, all forms of government welfare are cancer on society.
BELGIUM UNREAL
>hass
Large staking PPT -1 even without rball because I refuse to believe Virkia can win a game, need another collapse like they did in the second half last time
>>68136347
Talking huge sense here, pal.
Third bet ruined by a penalty. Shoving handfuls of sleeping pills down my throat.
