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first for Euan
2 more please boavista
quite surprised how good michael gove was on the sky debate programme on friday. for a hated man, he had the audience mostly on his side. cameron, by comparison, was amateurish.
>>68136849
Gove is hated?
2222222
now for the win please
the essex CHOKE is happening
>>68136906
Only by teachers and doctors
BELGIUM PLZ
Large staking PPT -1 even without rball because I refuse to believe Virkia can win a game, need another collapse like they did in the second half last time
>Belgium
Every time. Every fucking time.
Spastic cunts
>hass's pseudo overs tip gonna lose AGAIN
o i am laffin
>>68137142
-ve WHEN?
>>68136906
>>68137026
which gradually extends to the general public.
it's jeremy hunt who is hated by junior doctors, kek.
>>68137142
feel kinda bad for Hass, seems like he is trying to be shrewd but just cant be
>>68137142
Knew BW would let me down desu. I dunno why you'd feel sorry for me though with all the winners I've posted recently losing a small/med bet doesn't hurt much
>>68137039
African lad subbed on leggo
STILL dont understand the difference between yield and profit. What is more important?
ANOTHER wicket pmsl
would love another boavista goal
>>68137290
Roll gone
Is this really happening
>>68137350
>hit woodwork
fuck off, just fuck off
>>68137387
>the city of pubeguy
>>68137387
few nibs tho
>>68137387
who is this guy lol
>>68137387
>hey guys give me attention pleeease!
fuck off dullard until you have a gimmick that isn't the spawn of someone with the brain power of a 5 year old
>>68137387
>>68137412
Brought a tear to my eye. Might give him a free month when I go paid
>>68137432
>call someone 5 years old
>still get baited by them
if hes 5 you must be an embryo pmsl
>>68137413
juveguy.
>>68137465
What else can people do to earn a free month?
>>68137471
zzzz
3333333333
THE COMEBACK IS COMPLETE
UTTERLY SURREAL
>>68137250
I don't feel sorry for you.
>>68137506
nah, seriously. juve posted that guy's profile on his twtiter. i dont get all these inside jokes
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone.
taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
Is there a way to send a paypal payment without showing your real name?
Dont feel comfortable with loads of random tipsters knowing who I am desu.
And it's boavista *clap* *clap* clap*
boavista slags FC
they're by far the greatest slags team
the world has ever seen
>>68137582
it just shows your email doesn't it?
>>68137613
*clap* *clap*, *clap* *clap* *clap*, *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*, HAVE SEX!
>>68137531
Nothing.
>>68137582
Im sure they are all discussing with each other how much of a slimy leech you are.
Just realised if I remove the "active tipster" filter, I'm not 3rd most followed on tt. In tears and devastated
>>68137641
Yeah but my email has my name in it unless I can use a different one for the same account? Never used paypal to send payments like this before.
Need a /bet/ magic moment for the GrIFK game
>>68137664
>people offer a service by choice
>paying for this makes you a slimy leech
erm are you okay mate
>>68137647
yo roll so small you'd qualify for universal basic income pmsl
>>68137387
is this ARP's account? pmsl
wtf is the 365 sound for a wicket
anyone else UAC from boavista?
>>68137750
my roll is bigger than your cock lad
>>68137775
phil tuffnell rubbing one out
>>68137299
Yield is a measure of betting efficiency. (Profit - Loss) / Capital Employed, is how it's measured.
Bettor A has a profit of £100 from £1000 of bets
Bettor B has a profit of £100 from £500 of bets
Bettor B therefore has the higher yield (20%) than bettor A (10%)
A higher yield suggests more success at picking bets at higher odds.
Deciding which is more important - yield or profit - is up to you. You could say ARP makes the better picks but Euan is consistently more profitable
>>68137811
OWZEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do these meme tipsters even want money for tips?
Anyone going paid clearly doesn't have enough confidence to actually back their own tips
>>68137834
how is yield caclulated in relation to units though? say I have a 2 unit bet @ 1.85 that loses, and a 3 unit bet @ 1.9 that wins. what's my yield?
>>68137834
but Euan has a higher ROI and profit, ARP is a fraud
>>68137885
also is there any spreadsheet that does that for me? the one in the OP doesn't
>>68137904
Euan is a shite bubblegum tipster. Rarely ever tips in asia, a lot of the time he only tips on specific books where you are usually limited after 1 or 2 bets. If he goes paid he'll get a max of 20 people in his group
>>68137881
have sex
Jamaica @5, what am I missing here ? They beat Chile in a friendly and Venezuela are shit.
We like to bet with euan
cos euan is our mate
and when we bet with euan
he gives a tip in 8...
>>68137960
>in a friendly
there's your answer, do DnB
>>68137885
Assuming the units are a flat £10 each:
-2(£10) = £20
3(£10x0.9) = £27
£7/£50 = 0.14 = yield of 14%
Units are more a way of keeping track of your bankroll and staking amounts and such
Real Madrid B goal is coming
-0.5 @2.5
MED
LARGE on 0.0
@1.7
>>68138088
A "unit" is a percentage of your bankroll, is what I meant to say. Your roll will change over time but a unit will still be, say, 1%
>didnt stake BT's tip from 1-3
Need to have a word with myself
ARP needs to STOP tipping non-BT shite.
>>68138158
I suppose it's too late now that I've staked it, but, info?
>>68138290
http://www.realmadrid.com/real-madrid-tv
Watching stream, should score 2-3 goals already, Lleida lucky to hanging on 1:0 lead at HT
>>68138422
Ok cheers mate
Hass, this game's getting TIGHT
>>68138478
Really don't want Essex to win anymore, fucking melts
Decent chance you'll be OK then
>>68138559
Top patter desu
might go private myself after this win. these tips are crazy good.
>>68138422
On -0.25. Better not let me down
Why do people think Belgium are good?
Every time I watch them they play like shit, they just seem to have a load of meme players like Lukaku and Felliani who play well about once every 10 games.
>>68138657
they have a load of high rated players on FIFA
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU
LORD management team
it's coming home
fuck fuck fuck don't do this to me hampshire
>>68138721
Prestaking overs
never betting against essex again
>>68138815
CHAT SHIT
GET BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
>>68138721
Can you actually bet on this?
>>68138775
>2-1
>4-3
>2-2
>3-1
>2-4
5.25 seems about right tbqh
>>68138853
Yep
England XI
>>68138853
365 trading it
kickoff in 1 bong 30 bings
>>68138875
ROW XI
>>68138775
Where?
>>68138875
>>68138968
>XI
>Pakis in charge of maths
>>68138853
>>>/reddit/
student/bet/ out
>>68137039
>>68137290
Easy win, hope someone got on.
>>68138258
ARP needs to sort his head out, he has my TPV tip down as a loss when it won
>>68138853
summer is here
>>68138997
I've got ADHD lad
>>68138657
Pmsl
Just found a med but no bookies carrying it will let me get a med on pmsl
>>68138968
>Rest of the World celebs
>A bunch of sheep shaggers, jocks and paddys and a half Italian
>>68139059
Only because I just laid them ffs
>>68139089
wtb Ian lid, down spastic this weekend.
>>68139089
tip it then
Madrid pls
>>68139172
>>68139157
Not until I get on. Will tip 15 min before ko.
Also got another prestake for tomorrow. Absolutely smashing this betting business.
>>68139274
Fair enough lid, on 365 or not?
Actually, will be safer to tip/bet second half overs for the socceraid game, once they bring on the memes
>>68139274
Is it coming soon? I need to go lift pal.
>>68139274
my wife's ex-husband's nephew is coming round for dinner at 7 lid. you'd better make it quick or else his tommy soup will be gazpacho pmsl
>the state of this Real Madrid B defence.
>>68139508
Can't believe I've trusted a pole
>>68139528
never again
>>68139528
last time Euan did that he decided not to go paid
>>68139528
I'm down so much, I was desperate enough to get on, too. Can not believe my poor judgement.
pmsl Real red. Fucking hate you poland you fuck
Here we go lids. Slovenia +0.5
Reminder to put the house on Beach Futbol Club slags in 2 bongs 27 bings
No way they don't win by AT LEAST 3
>>68139920
Won 1-0 last month pmsl
>almost tipped real madrid b
>>68140020
>last month
>angus deyton was not only on the same field as diego maradona
>he won
>>68140056
Do you understand the concept of charity football matches?
>>68140084
Eh? This was the 2006 world cup wasn't it?
le niggerly donatello
>>68140161
you idiot
>>68140161
He was still fat in 2006 so I was willing to let you go unmolested for that post. Should've left it up.
SUCH a euan tip pmsl
Is anyone gonna tune in to the new Top Gear? Last one was an absolute mare.
>>68140848
might do desu, better than all the other DROSS on
plus joey was quite funny, muting evans though
>>68140890
Don't get the love. He was better than Evans but he did seem pretty forced.
Positive any lad on /bet/ could've topped the level of banter on the show last week
>>68140936
>implying any of us could say a word in front of a crowd
>Big_Al got on your tip
Nice of him to jump on the Mara only lotto 1/10 once the odds are gone. He'll be calling me a fraud next
>>68140848
Watching soccer aid lid
They're showing Africans drinking filthy water. Serious question now, why are Africans incapable of finding clean water or boiling it? What is stopping them doing what man conqured thousands of years ago? Why do I have to instead pay?
>>68141027
He'd be right
>>68141027
wwtb?
CANNOT wait for Euan to be removed from featured tipsters after this loss
"I almost tipped Ukraine United based on the friendly results I found on their website. But then I discovered they hadnt been posting losses."
>hadnt been posting losses.
Sounds just like Euan's spreadsheet tbqh
>>68141108
PMSL
Been trying out a new strategy for betting on soccer games that has been insanely profitable over the past few weeks basically you place a large amount of your bankroll ( like 25% ) on plus handicaps in injury time. Usually the odds are pretty low ( like 1.1 ) but I have been consistently making a profit. Basically free money. Feel free to try out this system if you lads want.
Haven't been around for more than a month, what are some current hot bets lads?
>>68141345
Thanks for sharing!,I'll try this out and hope for big profit$$$ Nothing could goo wrong #boom #bookiebashing
>>68141345
Absolutely genius, this will end well
>>68141345
Is that you meta?
Reffoc such a fraud
>>68141782
gonna take a shower and cool down. not been a great day, might've caught somethinf from ARP
>patrick kielty
man hasnt been relevant since about 2004
>dida
HUGE on unders
>>68141108
PMSL
thoughts lads?
pmsl marvin humes' first touch uglier than his wife
>>68141108
can't believe i missed this post
>>68142351
Would fancy the overs too. Venezuela tends to throw a lot of bodies forward, leaving them wide open at the back
Reminder that Olly Murs will never score in your lifetime
Euan is currently smashing up his Olly Murs CD's
>>68142962
His heart skipped a beat as that ball floated over Dida
Reminder to get on overs at HT when the change to shit keepers
Sitting with my dad watching this, trying to pretend I havent bet on Ollie Murs to score the first goal in a charity football match
>Slovenian finishing
zzzzzzzzzz
>>68143161
>Ollie
Don't act like you aren't his biggest fan
anyone know if you can withdraw on bovada via bitcoin? i know you can deposit with bitcoin but how about withdrawing? also can i transfer funds from my c-cex account to bovada??
>>68143306
Why do you need it for? It's not like you are a profitable bettor to have the need to withdraw. No American poster in /bet/ ever was, is or will be.
>>68143161
Have sex
>>68143306
if you visit sbr/covers, people are actually compalining that you cant WD from bovada with BTC but you can deposit
better luck next time
>>68143442
Talking big sense here pal
>>68143145
ty for posting lid
>yfw this England XI tip was Euan's medium that he was talking about
>>68144156
You forgot the face
>>68144209
not understand the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme""""
IA Akranes SW @2.1
Gremio just can not hit the goal
>>68144897
Pmsl
Probably more value now with the red
On Palmieras 0.0 smed, just had a dissa goal
>>68145012
O I am laffin
Disallowed goals all over the gaff
mackers has tipped notre dame any +
literal 365 only tho
>>68145133
no he hasn't
>>68145187
James Mckeown Would stake any + or even a 0AH here, Brittons Hill are actually already safe from relegation, nothig game for them.
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>>68145260
Literally just a tip based on 'they want/need it more' and people STILL pay for this pmsl
>>68144583
SURELY they will score any second now
>>68145012
PALMIERASSSSSS
>>68145450
Already had one disallowed for a sketchy offside call
>>68145441
Mackers admin record is superb so not sure what you're crying about
>>68145534
nice stadium
>>68145555
>not sure what you're crying about
I'm not sure I could have been more explicit in my post. Please read a book and then have sex, you greasy little spoonfed sixth former.
>>68145683
OK, calm down. Everything's ok.
>>68145660
Does look comfy, doesn't it?
>>68145555
>365 only bets
>group asia bets probably in the red over the last year
would love to test your chin
MACKERSSSSSS
>Hass has a positive ROI
whats going on? Am I in bizarro world?
>>68145810
Only 2 losses in the last 15 tips lid
ENGLAND
N
G
L
A
N
D
COMING HOME LADS
>>68145791
Yeah, if the game sucks you might as well just go fishing.
Of course I am not on the Mackers tip.. Literally can not win a bet today
Why isn't Defoe going to the Euros lids?
euan, screenshot of your donation?
>>68145882
I just refuse to believe you are shrewd. I do like you though. So if you stay positive for a while I will start getting on.
So cringey when people try to claim PGA isn't worth the monthly fee.
Totally clueless
>>68145936
You might wanna start following lid
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
>>68145971
Up massive from the volleyball tip so I'm thinking of going on holiday, hear Spain is nice this time of year
>>68145943
It's not becoming to make donations public
>>68146019
Begging you to have sex.
>>68146034
>le locked account meme
>>68145971
> do like you though
Why? he's just a boring paki who spams and samefags and has nothing to contribute, I don't mind people with interesting gimmicks but this dullard has absolutely none.
>usa vs japan game was abandoned due to inclement weather
>i bet the over 2.5 goals 3 minutes before canceled
>game ends 2-0
how are the bookies going to handle this?
Thoughts?
>>68146084
check their T&C for policies on friendlies, some books will settle it as a loss if the game was abandoned after a certain time (think it's 80 mins for friendlies with bet365)
>>68146080
>posts good, well researched tips, often in Asia
>nothing to contribute
I wonder who could be behind this post
>all these english lads playing for jamaica
another reason to vote out
>>68146172
nice meme
>>68146019
Calm down Joe.
>>68146163
I think you should have sex.
>>68146019
It isn't
>>68146045
Begging you to get a new meme and a personality.
>>68146080
Probably because everyone else on here these days are boring Pakis.
>>68145260
Reported. Enjoy your LIFETIME ban.
Mole.
o
l
e
>>68146231
Please have sex isnt a meme, it's genuine advice.
Genuinely cannot remember the last time I won 2 bets in a row
>>68146163
Also on Jamaica
>>68146080
Sound a bit jealous here lad, not been getting enough (you)'s?
>>68146269
I've been evading mackers since april 2014 so good luck with that m8.
>>68146308
maybe because you are a FRAUD
>>68146349
Mole.
Would LOVE to test your chin tbqh.
Need BT to just start up a TT already and make Euan and Hass look like pseudos
>>68146406
EXPOSED
X
P
O
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>>68146034
i went to madrid a few years back. temperature was around 39-40 degrees. was alright as it wasn't humid.
saw a bit of crime - best to not have your phone out. i remember seeing a guy get his phone stolen by a kid, kek.
>>68146480
>Hass look like pseudos
Subtle troll. Hass is beyond pseudo. Don't even bother reading this lotto "tips" desu.
Lots of money put on Cruzeiro and they have low odds even though Sao Paulo look like the favorites.
>>68146480
Can we STOP pretending Euan isnt shrewd? It's getting ridiculous now. He has the highest documented ROI in /bet/ HISTORY.
>>68146480
>making hass look like a pseudo
does that all by himself tbqh
>>68146574
Euan is a big fish in a little pond. The true shrewdies have their own swimming pools.
Trip on.
>>68146574
On fake odds on terrible bubblegum bookmakers like Unibet, Mybet, Marathonbet and pals tipped at 10/10 couple of times.
zzzzzzzz
Need Euan's Asia checking anon to report us with details.
>>68146574
His roi is fake though. No memes of joking, indisputable fact.
>>68146642
How's the bloga lid?
>>68146637
So you are pretending a 30% ROI isnt god tier?
>>68146644
proof?
>>68146535
>>68146585
Pretty sure I've got the best record in Asia out of all the other shrewdies.
Not to mention most my tips are researched beforehand and I often give dece writeups.
Who /comeback kid/ here?
HASSASSIN SO SHREWD
>Market suspended
>Stream 30s behind
>Cameraman getting hit by the ball
Why the fuck would that affect the odds. Get your shit together Betfair ffs
>>68145943
Im not one of those knobs who buy a homeless guy a burger then post the video on Facebook.
>>68146480
Need him to join tt so I can a slightly higher turnover.
>>68146718
Forgot name
Trip unban when Jani?
What up honkies ...
>>68146689
He tipped lots of fake bets privately early on to inflate his roi when it was terrible. There's your proof before you even more onto albania's reasons.
Been F5'ing this thread regularly. Good read. Banter levels died down a bit though.
Would love a bit of coin BTW
>>68146687
Might resume tipping tbqh,
cba though
>>68146689
There's been a lot of times that Euan has been called out for posting fake lines or tipping just after/when goals were scored. One or two times is understandable but it happens way too many times to just be a coincidence. Not to mention the many Marathon/Fonbet only bets and other such bubblegum shite.
>>68146838
pmsl
imagine getting blown the fuck out by Euan then crawling back into hiding pmsl pmsl
>>68146788
Hoping you'd died
>>68146797
This.
Once a FRAUD, always a FRAUD.
>>68146820
I will literally transfer you 10pounds if you just confirm me you are SP by posting with your old SP trip.
>>68146900
It's been banned for a month or so after Hass pulled an Italian Job on it.
>>68146349
pmsl, remember the time you literally told him your initials?
>>68146924
Refuse to fall for this.
Prove it somehow and I will paypal/skrill you 10pounds.
>>68146797
No I didnt. Those who followed could see the bets back then :)
Shout-out to Euan for being a bitch and banning me from his TT.
>>68146924
What does this even mean?
>>68146979
PMSL
>>68146642
>pals
which bookmaker is this?
>>68146961
You know my paypal. Will pay you back m8
>>68146986
I cracked his trip and while posting with it I got banned pmsl
Reckon I could do his new one too if have a word with Lux on the 4chan live chat
>>68146986
hass """"stole""" his trip. not sure if that's even possible. they're probably the same person 2bh
>>68146969
Yes you did. Was proven at the time.
