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>Welsh """banter""" edition
http://news.arseblog.com/2016/05/ramsey-the-banter-is-flying/
Bold thread >>68047278
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gentle reminder Elin is live on british television screens as we speak
>>68073623
I'll match every £10 sent to Juveguy for the next 30 minutes.
>Implying that article isn't completely made up by an arsenal fan trying to be funny
Euan being fooled by Londeners again sub-edition
IBT on Skallagrimur edition
>Much better team here and Skalla are fielding a strong team. Well coached and in shape. KB fielding a bit weak team here and form will come in to play 2nd half
>Just the other day there was a message from Joe Allen taking the mickey out of one of the other guys about his haircut.
>It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face
>And I know I also have a beard so I think that’s check-mate, Joe!
>put in the crying with laughter emoji in another message
>Gareth, you have a big white arse’, and now everybody calls him ‘WhiteArse’
Banter level: SURREAL
>>68073788
>It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face
Top kek
how can you go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY
to
>>68073623?
>/brit/
full of retards
>/bet/
full of retards with gambling addictions
hm, i can see this working.
Reminder that all Arsenal fans need to be grouped together in a confined area and made to fight to the death.The remaining supported is to then be shot.
>Need an Albania goal like air
>>68073857
fuck off lanky cunt
Down spastic
>>68073893
angry manlet detected.
The risk is the reward
>>68073946
fuck off not today
>>68073946
>Colombia
How's it feel to be a traitorous swine lad?
Albania pls
losing my head on the South Africa game. bracing myself for big losses.
>no Skallagrímur corner markets
zzzzz
>>68073997
Cocaine life bruh
>>68073697
>I'll match every £10 sent to Juveguy for the next 30 minutes.
sent him a tenner right away, please keep to your word
>>68073954
What are you on about Mohamed?
>>68073946
>fractional odds
Only marginally better than American odds
France -2 waiting to be smacked
2/7 that my rash turns out to be measles.
>>68074139
post pic
>>68074139
>he never had an mmr
![VnitVt4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1vAfKDo.jpg "VnitVt4[1].jpg")
>>68074154
>>68074309
Mate i did, but i had german measles a few years ago as an adult as well. Idk whats going on.
P.s. UP on Ukraine
>>68074315
>rash
pmsl hypochondriac
whack some e45 on there and it'll be gone
>>68074309
>having Austism
Do traders get paid based on how well they price up games?
Refuse to believe this France game ends 1-0
bitterly embarrassed by South Africa's performance. apartheid WHEN?
Is Euan paid now? Where do I send my greasy NOKs?
>>68074380
No.
>>68074537
No need for the attitude mate
>>68074530
Euan will go paid for a month until he's bored of tipping to 5 people. Then he'll open his account up again so he can enjoy the attention of the masses.
>MLB changing his profile pic to juveguy's
pmsl is this man deranged?
>>68074597
This. The boy is so dense and starved of attention that he publicly tipped a palp that could have cost him thousands. He STILL hasn't followed the other shrewd trips in figuring out that tipping is -ev.
>>68074688
autism
Unibet new site layout is a mess desu
>>68074524
just gotta give up with that game. stop retipping. you're doing better with the T20s
IBT IBT IBT IBT IBT
In what world does Colombia dnb lose
>>68074744
this one
Remain slowly drifting back out again, going to have another special on it if it reaches 1.5
Reminder that you will NEVER be as witty as Chris Finch
>>68074820
No one is going to vote remain you moron. It's only favourite cause it's the "safe" choice.
H A T E the french
Only just noticed the chuffing CSL has started back up. How many millions is everyone up this season?
>>68074971
0 because you haven't been spoon-feeding me tips you mong
>>68074956
>>>/heem/
>>68074971
First week of fixtures was over before I realised
>>68074971
None of them have been in Asia lid
>>68075009
shrewdie detected
the absolute state of TT. shake my head
>Euan going private
PMSL
>>68075009
In tears. M-maybe waiting a few weeks so they know how to price it
>>68075186
Don't kid yourself friend
hi guys who should I bet on to win the NFL next season?
>>68075186
No Toronto Croatia = No bald match fixing man
The glory days are over lad
>>68075289
Colts. Its coming home m8.
>>68074863
this poster is pathetic and clearly still a virgin.
>>68075320
aren't you the super fat guy that nobody likes? why haven't you commited Sudoku yet?
>>68075335
>that nobody likes?
nah i'm quite popular in /brit/
Since the CSL is now a 100% clean and legit league, my research suggests both away teams are value tonight. I will be conversing with my contacts to get as much as possible (£25) on these bets.
>>68075374
LOL :D
England to beat Spain in the darts is a bankroll job lads
>>68075405
mirin those 2s friendo
>>68075448
wew didn't even notice
made my day tbqh
>>68075444
up mums x
c-can SA still win?
No one excited about Copa America?
>>68075289
Da bears
>>68075374
what is the CSL?
>>68075574
crying to myself. went large
Taking bets lads
COPA AMERICA
USA vs COLOMBIA
Kick off time
Before 18:45 local time @2.1
After 18:45 local time @1.8
>>68075621
Czechoslovakian League
>>68075626
is there really no hope left? r-reffocs?
Tempted to put a cheeky tenner on SA
>>68075722
yeah, migth do that myself as well. west indies are still a god awful team that can still get all out under 150. not gonna tip it though
wickets WHEN?
>>68075647
>czechoslovakia
>>68075374
>>68075374
>Bovada carrying with limits of up to $500
FREEDOM
*laughs*
>>68075949
Can Canadians use Bovada?
>>68075989
Pretty sure they can. I know that bodog is owned by the same company and Canadians can use that
Are South Africa actually bowling well or is it just ultra conservative bat-out-the-overs?
>>68076014
They might be fixing for that then. Do you know if they have had last weeks games inplay?
>>68076077
Didn't see them. Their inplay for football is typically mainstream shite
As an American with Colombian background I've seen all the USA and Colombia matches in the past few years, and I have to say people are having a LAUGH placing these odds.
They are underestimating like absolute madmen the support the US will have, and overrating all the Colombian meme players when their best wins have been at home at 3PM with murderous sunshine in the mountains against the two worst away teams in South America.
USA +0.5 (or double chance in britbong terms) seems like a fucking steal, yes even at 1.63.
getting so fucking bored of this game. they're bowling tight lines and the west indians aren't showing much real intent.
>>68076113
Wew m8. Who have the US played well against recently that was dece?
>>68076147
I don't speak to Americans about the USMNT, because they will undoubtedly be "I started following in 2010" faggots. Soccerway that shit. Good day sir.
>>68076178
I already hate you
>>68076104
Cool. Smack $500 on Atomic SW and Brantford + to see if they change the odds plz
>>68076178
>check soccerway
Pmsl ok
>>68076202
Done
fucking finally a wicket falls and i win a bet
>>68076178
pmsl
>>68076264
Dont see much movement.
Can another American/Canadian do this too please?
Any ticket bets for free cash?
>>68076197
>>68076264
>>68076293
thanks for the (you)s lads
USA will not lose this game, don't fall into the trap
Anyone have a clue how to fund 1xbet/fonbet these days without giving your bank details to some dodgy russians? Skrill refuses to send the money. hard mode: the account isnt in my name.
Thanks x
>>68076338
Please tell me who the US has gotten a result against in their past 15 games and I'll agree with you
>>68076338
No one is even saying colombia winning is a sure thing. They are at 2.4 now ffs.
>>68076344
Been having this problem too. Even tried my card details (was gonna cancel my card soon anyway) and that didn't work either. zzz
gonna sleep. tired of this shit. anyone else still up with money on the cricket?
>>68076202
Just put 50 on double, that should do it. xx
>>68076495
I have considered emailing the bookies asking for a skrill email to send the money to directly (like Asianodds) but I tried with bet8.eu and they were for none of it. fonbet hardly speak English so I doubt they would understand.
>>68076550
bet8's german isn't it? they shouldn't be too incoherent
loving the MLB / juveguy makeup session. potential best buds imo
>>68076591
They just said to email Skrill to find out more. Skrill said it wasnt them etc. Asked bet8 for a personal Skrill account to send money to but they said not possible. Shame because they have good games.
> tfw my tipster tube is finally back in the green
how long should I wait to start charging people now?
>>68076550
My bf is from Russia, want me to ask him to help?
is IBT legit? An 80% winning percentage is pretty ridiculous
>>68076344
Bitcoins tbqh you can buy them with a debit card on circle and sell them for cash on local Bitcoin
What's more important?
>value
>yield
>ROI
>winners
>profit
>>68076765
yes, but ARP just posts them here anyway
>>68076813
Having sex. Please do it.
Bahia -1 tbqh. Looked dangerous to start and already have half of paysandu's back line on a yellow
>>68076813
IMAGINE answering anything other than profit
>>68076813
>yield
>ROI
Obvious bait
>>68076834
>100 tips with 10% yield using 10/10 flat stakes
>100 tips with 20% yield using 1/10 flat stakes
Which has more profit? Which is better?
>>68076796
Dont think they accept btc
>>68076833
I am going to soon.
Literally want to GAG on Euan's cock. Would do anything. x
>>68076826
Yeah but doesn't IBT live bet? It's not like I am constantly refreshing /bet/ every 10 seconds waiting for a tip to be posted. >>68076896
They do accept bitcoins
>got on @ 4
>south africa might win
>>68076896
yeah they do. 1xbet accept anything. they even accept fucking dogecoin
Can someone red pill me on entropay? I know it might be a stretch asking /bet/ to be useful this time of night but anyway...
I fund one card on my account from my bank card, then I can move it between cards on my account, right?
I can have cards with other people's names on my account and use them to deposit in to bookies accounts in the other person's name, right?
Do bookies know the card is an entropay card? Does this get you limited like Skrill?
Do entropay cards work with Russian bookies?
Will I get arrested for fraud?
Regards, Euan
>>68077052
>>68077027
My mistake lads. Thank you. WIll look in to this tonight. Do you know the btc limits?
>>68077076
yes and yes. x
S O U T H A F R I C A
>>68076834
rebacking -1.0
REFFOCS IS KING
SA are going to do it.
The absolute MADMEN
>juve tips the windies
we're as good as won.
>>68077036
>>got on @ 4
same here. thinking about cashing out now perhaps to be safe since i'm gonna sleep soon
>>68077224
Will probably end 2-0 tbqh
>>68077345
-0.75?
Guys i really miss Bale, will he ever play in the Prem again?
>Bowling wides
>>68077535
awful meme
>>68077449
'Yes'
juveguy surreal
>>68077665
His career is really taking off
Reminder to reback SA whilst they're above 3
down
>Recocks
Why hasnt the juveguy killed himself yet?
>it's a penalty with a card edition
This ref is a good lad
>>68078211
Can't troll from the grave
>>68078254
a red will go down just fine also
Was a second yellow. Keeper picked up a yellow for dissent a few minutes into the half and picked up one there. Mentally prepared for a missed penalty and an equalizer the way today's gone
>>68078292
rebacking -0.75 small
>>68078292
Brantford 1-0 m8. Hope you really did have $500 on +1.5 ;)
>>68078467
Was only @1.71, but was a good shout nonetheless
>This USA drift
pmsl, wasn't it supposed to go the other way?
>betting on women's basketball
who /hitrockbottom/ here?
Mackers has admin'd Dayton +1.75. Michigan are now value
>>68078710
Why? Just looking at this and soccerway shows a 4-0 loss for Dayton and 6-0 win for Michigan against K-W. Weird without being arsed looking in to reports
>>68078710
Pmsl no he hasn't
Need Euan's (metaphorical) warm embrace of a winning tip.
>>68078749
James Mckeown Yeah Florian I'm aware they beat them 2-0 a few weeks ago... Changes to those teams since and according to the commentary they have made a difference. Hopefully carries on. Isn't a bet for 'Soccerway punters' though.
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333333333333333 up mountains
Mackers absolutely DESTROYS lines
>>68078820
Congrats m8
>England would have finished this inside 18 overs
>>68078932
cheers x
>>68078900
would it be profitable to wait until the lines have been smashed and take the opposite of what he has? For example I almost put a special on Algeria -1. Still cannot imagine where his head was at when he made that tip tbqh Seychelles literally did not know how to pass the ball
>>68079029
Other than his specials (like that NZ womens game) yes
>Can WI hit 30 runs in 10 overs? Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z
>>68079222
pmsl
>>68079222
dayum. every 6 just caught
>Any other potential admin/group tips? Need to get sleep, been all day staring at odds, but feel like I will miss some good tips.
>>68078710
>go for a shower and miss an admin
ragin
>>68079481
Don't worry mate is was a pretty shitty tip his only reasoning was Dayton missed an early penalty and they made some substitutions lmfao
Who are you guys going to pick? Colombia or US?
>>68079558
Like how he tipped +2 small in the main group then 5 mins later tipped +1.75 med in admin
>>68079560
Colombia DNB and o2
>>68079673
>DNB and o2
Sorry, what do you mean?
>>68079727
If it's a draw I get my money back. And over 2 goals
Hass vs Mackers
Shaking
senpai
>>68079764
Shrewdie vs a Pseudo
pmsl wonder how it well end.
>>68079788
PMSL
What's he been on?
And are you not following anyone else??
>>68079803
Wouldn't say Hass has earned the right to be called a shrewdie desu
>>68079851
Michigan Bucks -0.25
Mackers offering up a gift here, Michigan are the far better team and have dominating for much of the match.
Can listen to the game here: http://www.gemcitysports.com/radio-3/
> Roberto Garcia from Mexico is in as ref for COL USA which means cards & whistles a plenty. He's given 6 reds & 25 yellow cards L10 matches.
wow how did you get this such important top secret information euan? surely the bookies don't know about this
>>68079754
ah okay. I'm not comfortable to bet on this match tbqh. It could go either way.
the absolute state of the betbright overround
>>68080086
>Both under 2
WEW
E
W
>>68080086
abso disgo
>>68080086
haram
>>le pseudo brown man losing another shitty bet
ffs when will he stop. BEYOND embarrassing pmsl
>>68080389
Leave HASS alone, he's been good today.
>>68080389
Good lad, fucking dreadful gambler pmsl.
Thoughts lads?
>>68080548
This, I don't care how well researched a tip is, it doesn't matter that team A was fielding their youth or that the coach for team B is off sick, when the tip loses
>>68080692
>moneyline odds
It's too late to try and convert these lad
>>68080692
no idea what I'm looking at here
>>68080692
>that DC price
Not terrible, but not great. Would rather have taken Colombia to win to nil @3.65
Up insane laying every hass tip. Cheers lid x
Hey /bet/, rate my bet out of 5 stars
>tfw no Colombian gf
Why bother living?
>>68079764
v. surprising result here..... kek
>>68081964
Talking HUGE sense here, pal.
>yfw USA win 1-1
BEGGING for that Colombian American to come back
>>68082721
He's watched EVERY game tho.
Columbia only up cause they have sun advantage
lay USA
LUMINOSITY
U
M
O
S
Pole here, don't bet on us, trust me.
>>68083722
already got a LARGE on Poland to reach the semis mate
>>68083855
Cash out lad
It will be 0-0 vs Northern Ireland, 0-2 vs Germany 0-2 vs Ukrain.
>>68083855
Poland so dire. Hope you've seen the match against the Netherlands (our worst squad in centuries)
>>68084061
Friendlies don't matter. Not when a year before a tournament, and not when close to one either. I know you think they do, but you must stop. Friendly performances/results have zero bearing on what happens once you get there.Huff & puff about tonight all you like. It doesn't matter.
>>68084061
Yes, we fucking suck. To be fair they were probably trying not to die right before the tournament, but that showing was woeful. Bookies and media way overhype Lewandowski. Ask any pole, he isn't that good for us, I expect bookies to make lots of money off Poland. I don't think we will even make it out of our group.
HOLY MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF REFBALLS
>>68084269
I'm going to repost the dick off this til the Euros. Grade A goffposting
>>68084393
wew. Feeling comfy af right now
dying to know if anyone has actually sent juveguy a fiver desu
>>68084478
Same. Was too much of a pussy to get on last night.
PMSL reading this convo between MLB and juveguy in the Albania - Ukraine tip comments.
>>68084838
>Gave juve a 5$ loan last week, he made over 100$ with it in a few hours. Then lost it all on a meme bet on ireland
pmsl
the muggy acca for saturday lids x
>>68085286
Where is Australia-Greece being played?
Should I just do o2.5 for all the good games of the first round of Euro and get free money like the last world cup.
That o2.5 train was approaching meme status
>>68085369
Home turf for the Australians, very much in form too. 1-0 or 2-0 certainly, greece has no offence
>>68085407
Are you the same guy that said Bulgaria was good enough to cover +1 vs Japan?
>>68085616
Yes I am. made a very good fortune of live betting on that match though so its all good
>>68085407
Hoping the travel will meme out the Greeks lel
>Serena at 1.6
Is there any reason I shouldn't put 100% of my bankroll on this?
>>68085930
Yes. She's looked terrible last 2 matches against shit opposition. Playing a player whose beaten her at this slam before. Also the world number 4 and pretty good otherwise. Can see Serena getting punished if she plays similarly.
>>68086141
Watched them and won large on both. She looked fine tbqh, sure she didn't win 6-2 6-2 but she basically did what top players always do and memed her way to victory.
I might just go large on Betfair and cash out when she wins her first service game and the odds drop to 1.3
Switzerland did not have as good a game as I was expecting. Lucky that was my free bet
>>68086294
Hmm caution would be advised. Can see a repeat of Australia happening. Also note she's been broken early in the last 2 matches.
>>68086481
Why would you use a freebet on Switzerland? Weren't the odds stupidly low.
>>68080964
Won.
>>68076338
>you
>>68076338
eheheh.
Making betfair acc just to lay the fuck out of Vardy to Arsenal desu
Broncos in NRL over 12.5 is a great bet. They are easily one of the in form teams and they are riding a high from winning State of Origin and the warriors are a sack of shit. Multi it with a Newcastle +20 handicap to double your winnings.
>>68088271
What about -4.5
>>68088302
for broncos? good bet also. This is 3rd place vs 3rd last place in a 16 team competition. -4.5 is being generous because people overestimate the fatigue of players that were a part of Origin.
>>68088347
Alright, so help me god if this loses I'm flying to Australia just to fuck your shit up
>>68088435
Come to Australia anyway so you can give me a blowy when it gets up
Rip Ali
>>68088458
If it gets up, will you be able to get it up ;)
>>68088458
Already have it down as a loss
>>68090231
Broncos will win lad. Just wait.
pmsl >australian tips
>>68090285
>haven't won all year when they don't get the first try
I'm skeptical
anyone bet on fagiano?
>>68090285
At least it isn't going to be a heartbreaker since they're gonna get BTFO
early morning poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10392700
What's new lads? Not been on in a few days
