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>Welsh """banter""" edition
http://news.arseblog.com/2016/05/ramsey-the-banter-is-flying/
Bold thread >>68047278
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gentle reminder Elin is live on british television screens as we speak
>>68073623
I'll match every £10 sent to Juveguy for the next 30 minutes.
>Implying that article isn't completely made up by an arsenal fan trying to be funny
Euan being fooled by Londeners again sub-edition
IBT on Skallagrimur edition
>Much better team here and Skalla are fielding a strong team. Well coached and in shape. KB fielding a bit weak team here and form will come in to play 2nd half
>Just the other day there was a message from Joe Allen taking the mickey out of one of the other guys about his haircut.
>It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face
>And I know I also have a beard so I think that’s check-mate, Joe!
>put in the crying with laughter emoji in another message
>Gareth, you have a big white arse’, and now everybody calls him ‘WhiteArse’
Banter level: SURREAL
>>68073788
>It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face
Top kek
how can you go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY
to
>>68073623?
>/brit/
full of retards
>/bet/
full of retards with gambling addictions
hm, i can see this working.
Reminder that all Arsenal fans need to be grouped together in a confined area and made to fight to the death.The remaining supported is to then be shot.
>Need an Albania goal like air
>>68073857
fuck off lanky cunt
Down spastic
>>68073893
angry manlet detected.
The risk is the reward
>>68073946
fuck off not today
>>68073946
>Colombia
How's it feel to be a traitorous swine lad?
Albania pls
losing my head on the South Africa game. bracing myself for big losses.
>no Skallagrímur corner markets
zzzzz
>>68073997
Cocaine life bruh
>>68073697
>I'll match every £10 sent to Juveguy for the next 30 minutes.
sent him a tenner right away, please keep to your word
>>68073954
What are you on about Mohamed?
>>68073946
>fractional odds
Only marginally better than American odds
France -2 waiting to be smacked
2/7 that my rash turns out to be measles.
>>68074139
post pic
>>68074139
>he never had an mmr
>>68074309
Mate i did, but i had german measles a few years ago as an adult as well. Idk whats going on.
P.s. UP on Ukraine
>>68074315
>rash
pmsl hypochondriac
whack some e45 on there and it'll be gone
>>68074309
>having Austism
Do traders get paid based on how well they price up games?
Refuse to believe this France game ends 1-0
bitterly embarrassed by South Africa's performance. apartheid WHEN?
Is Euan paid now? Where do I send my greasy NOKs?
>>68074380
No.
>>68074537
No need for the attitude mate
>>68074530
Euan will go paid for a month until he's bored of tipping to 5 people. Then he'll open his account up again so he can enjoy the attention of the masses.
>MLB changing his profile pic to juveguy's
pmsl is this man deranged?
>>68074597
This. The boy is so dense and starved of attention that he publicly tipped a palp that could have cost him thousands. He STILL hasn't followed the other shrewd trips in figuring out that tipping is -ev.
>>68074688
autism
Unibet new site layout is a mess desu
>>68074524
just gotta give up with that game. stop retipping. you're doing better with the T20s
IBT IBT IBT IBT IBT
In what world does Colombia dnb lose
>>68074744
this one
Remain slowly drifting back out again, going to have another special on it if it reaches 1.5
Reminder that you will NEVER be as witty as Chris Finch
>>68074820
No one is going to vote remain you moron. It's only favourite cause it's the "safe" choice.
H A T E the french
Only just noticed the chuffing CSL has started back up. How many millions is everyone up this season?
>>68074971
0 because you haven't been spoon-feeding me tips you mong
>>68074956
>>>/heem/
>>68074971
First week of fixtures was over before I realised
>>68074971
None of them have been in Asia lid
>>68075009
shrewdie detected
the absolute state of TT. shake my head
>Euan going private
PMSL
>>68075009
In tears. M-maybe waiting a few weeks so they know how to price it
>>68075186
Don't kid yourself friend
hi guys who should I bet on to win the NFL next season?
>>68075186
No Toronto Croatia = No bald match fixing man
The glory days are over lad
>>68075289
Colts. Its coming home m8.
>>68074863
this poster is pathetic and clearly still a virgin.
>>68075320
aren't you the super fat guy that nobody likes? why haven't you commited Sudoku yet?
>>68075335
>that nobody likes?
nah i'm quite popular in /brit/
Since the CSL is now a 100% clean and legit league, my research suggests both away teams are value tonight. I will be conversing with my contacts to get as much as possible (£25) on these bets.
>>68075374
LOL :D
England to beat Spain in the darts is a bankroll job lads
>>68075405
mirin those 2s friendo
>>68075448
wew didn't even notice
made my day tbqh
>>68075444
up mums x
c-can SA still win?
No one excited about Copa America?
>>68075289
Da bears
>>68075374
what is the CSL?
>>68075574
crying to myself. went large
Taking bets lads
COPA AMERICA
USA vs COLOMBIA
Kick off time
Before 18:45 local time @2.1
After 18:45 local time @1.8
>>68075621
Czechoslovakian League
>>68075626
is there really no hope left? r-reffocs?
Tempted to put a cheeky tenner on SA
>>68075722
yeah, migth do that myself as well. west indies are still a god awful team that can still get all out under 150. not gonna tip it though
wickets WHEN?
>>68075647
>czechoslovakia
>>68075374
>>68075374
>Bovada carrying with limits of up to $500
FREEDOM
*laughs*
>>68075949
Can Canadians use Bovada?
>>68075989
Pretty sure they can. I know that bodog is owned by the same company and Canadians can use that
Are South Africa actually bowling well or is it just ultra conservative bat-out-the-overs?
>>68076014
They might be fixing for that then. Do you know if they have had last weeks games inplay?
>>68076077
Didn't see them. Their inplay for football is typically mainstream shite
As an American with Colombian background I've seen all the USA and Colombia matches in the past few years, and I have to say people are having a LAUGH placing these odds.
They are underestimating like absolute madmen the support the US will have, and overrating all the Colombian meme players when their best wins have been at home at 3PM with murderous sunshine in the mountains against the two worst away teams in South America.
USA +0.5 (or double chance in britbong terms) seems like a fucking steal, yes even at 1.63.
getting so fucking bored of this game. they're bowling tight lines and the west indians aren't showing much real intent.
>>68076113
Wew m8. Who have the US played well against recently that was dece?
>>68076147
I don't speak to Americans about the USMNT, because they will undoubtedly be "I started following in 2010" faggots. Soccerway that shit. Good day sir.
>>68076178
I already hate you
>>68076104
Cool. Smack $500 on Atomic SW and Brantford + to see if they change the odds plz
>>68076178
>check soccerway
Pmsl ok
>>68076202
Done
fucking finally a wicket falls and i win a bet
>>68076178
pmsl
>>68076264
Dont see much movement.
Can another American/Canadian do this too please?
Any ticket bets for free cash?
>>68076197
>>68076264
>>68076293
thanks for the (you)s lads
USA will not lose this game, don't fall into the trap
Anyone have a clue how to fund 1xbet/fonbet these days without giving your bank details to some dodgy russians? Skrill refuses to send the money. hard mode: the account isnt in my name.
Thanks x
>>68076338
Please tell me who the US has gotten a result against in their past 15 games and I'll agree with you
>>68076338
No one is even saying colombia winning is a sure thing. They are at 2.4 now ffs.
>>68076344
Been having this problem too. Even tried my card details (was gonna cancel my card soon anyway) and that didn't work either. zzz
gonna sleep. tired of this shit. anyone else still up with money on the cricket?
>>68076202
Just put 50 on double, that should do it. xx
>>68076495
I have considered emailing the bookies asking for a skrill email to send the money to directly (like Asianodds) but I tried with bet8.eu and they were for none of it. fonbet hardly speak English so I doubt they would understand.
>>68076550
bet8's german isn't it? they shouldn't be too incoherent
loving the MLB / juveguy makeup session. potential best buds imo
>>68076591
They just said to email Skrill to find out more. Skrill said it wasnt them etc. Asked bet8 for a personal Skrill account to send money to but they said not possible. Shame because they have good games.
> tfw my tipster tube is finally back in the green
how long should I wait to start charging people now?
>>68076550
My bf is from Russia, want me to ask him to help?
is IBT legit? An 80% winning percentage is pretty ridiculous
>>68076344
Bitcoins tbqh you can buy them with a debit card on circle and sell them for cash on local Bitcoin
What's more important?
>value
>yield
>ROI
>winners
>profit
>>68076765
yes, but ARP just posts them here anyway
>>68076813
Having sex. Please do it.
Bahia -1 tbqh. Looked dangerous to start and already have half of paysandu's back line on a yellow
>>68076813
IMAGINE answering anything other than profit
>>68076813
>yield
>ROI
Obvious bait
>>68076834
>100 tips with 10% yield using 10/10 flat stakes
>100 tips with 20% yield using 1/10 flat stakes
Which has more profit? Which is better?
>>68076796
Dont think they accept btc
>>68076833
I am going to soon.
Literally want to GAG on Euan's cock. Would do anything. x
>>68076826
Yeah but doesn't IBT live bet? It's not like I am constantly refreshing /bet/ every 10 seconds waiting for a tip to be posted. >>68076896
They do accept bitcoins
>got on @ 4
>south africa might win
>>68076896
yeah they do. 1xbet accept anything. they even accept fucking dogecoin
Can someone red pill me on entropay? I know it might be a stretch asking /bet/ to be useful this time of night but anyway...
I fund one card on my account from my bank card, then I can move it between cards on my account, right?
I can have cards with other people's names on my account and use them to deposit in to bookies accounts in the other person's name, right?
Do bookies know the card is an entropay card? Does this get you limited like Skrill?
Do entropay cards work with Russian bookies?
Will I get arrested for fraud?
Regards, Euan
>>68077052
>>68077027
My mistake lads. Thank you. WIll look in to this tonight. Do you know the btc limits?
>>68077076
yes and yes. x
S O U T H A F R I C A
>>68076834
rebacking -1.0
REFFOCS IS KING
SA are going to do it.
The absolute MADMEN
>juve tips the windies
we're as good as won.
>>68077036
>>got on @ 4
same here. thinking about cashing out now perhaps to be safe since i'm gonna sleep soon
>>68077224
Will probably end 2-0 tbqh
>>68077345
-0.75?
Guys i really miss Bale, will he ever play in the Prem again?
>Bowling wides
>>68077535
awful meme
>>68077449
'Yes'
juveguy surreal
>>68077665
His career is really taking off
Reminder to reback SA whilst they're above 3
down
>Recocks
Why hasnt the juveguy killed himself yet?
>it's a penalty with a card edition
This ref is a good lad
>>68078211
Can't troll from the grave
>>68078254
a red will go down just fine also
Was a second yellow. Keeper picked up a yellow for dissent a few minutes into the half and picked up one there. Mentally prepared for a missed penalty and an equalizer the way today's gone
>>68078292
rebacking -0.75 small
>>68078292
Brantford 1-0 m8. Hope you really did have $500 on +1.5 ;)
>>68078467
Was only @1.71, but was a good shout nonetheless
>This USA drift
pmsl, wasn't it supposed to go the other way?
>betting on women's basketball
who /hitrockbottom/ here?
Mackers has admin'd Dayton +1.75. Michigan are now value
>>68078710
Why? Just looking at this and soccerway shows a 4-0 loss for Dayton and 6-0 win for Michigan against K-W. Weird without being arsed looking in to reports
>>68078710
Pmsl no he hasn't
Need Euan's (metaphorical) warm embrace of a winning tip.
>>68078749
James Mckeown Yeah Florian I'm aware they beat them 2-0 a few weeks ago... Changes to those teams since and according to the commentary they have made a difference. Hopefully carries on. Isn't a bet for 'Soccerway punters' though.
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333333333333333 up mountains
Mackers absolutely DESTROYS lines
>>68078820
Congrats m8
>England would have finished this inside 18 overs
>>68078932
cheers x
>>68078900
would it be profitable to wait until the lines have been smashed and take the opposite of what he has? For example I almost put a special on Algeria -1. Still cannot imagine where his head was at when he made that tip tbqh Seychelles literally did not know how to pass the ball
>>68079029
Other than his specials (like that NZ womens game) yes
>Can WI hit 30 runs in 10 overs? Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z
>>68079222
pmsl
>>68079222
dayum. every 6 just caught
>Any other potential admin/group tips? Need to get sleep, been all day staring at odds, but feel like I will miss some good tips.
>>68078710
>go for a shower and miss an admin
ragin
>>68079481
Don't worry mate is was a pretty shitty tip his only reasoning was Dayton missed an early penalty and they made some substitutions lmfao
Who are you guys going to pick? Colombia or US?
>>68079558
Like how he tipped +2 small in the main group then 5 mins later tipped +1.75 med in admin
>>68079560
Colombia DNB and o2
>>68079673
>DNB and o2
Sorry, what do you mean?
>>68079727
If it's a draw I get my money back. And over 2 goals
Hass vs Mackers
Shaking
senpai
>>68079764
Shrewdie vs a Pseudo
pmsl wonder how it well end.
>>68079788
PMSL
What's he been on?
And are you not following anyone else??
>>68079803
Wouldn't say Hass has earned the right to be called a shrewdie desu
>>68079851
Michigan Bucks -0.25
Mackers offering up a gift here, Michigan are the far better team and have dominating for much of the match.
Can listen to the game here: http://www.gemcitysports.com/radio-3/
> Roberto Garcia from Mexico is in as ref for COL USA which means cards & whistles a plenty. He's given 6 reds & 25 yellow cards L10 matches.
wow how did you get this such important top secret information euan? surely the bookies don't know about this
>>68079754
ah okay. I'm not comfortable to bet on this match tbqh. It could go either way.
the absolute state of the betbright overround
>>68080086
>Both under 2
WEW
E
W
>>68080086
abso disgo
>>68080086
haram
>>le pseudo brown man losing another shitty bet
ffs when will he stop. BEYOND embarrassing pmsl
>>68080389
Leave HASS alone, he's been good today.
>>68080389
Good lad, fucking dreadful gambler pmsl.
Thoughts lads?
>>68080548
This, I don't care how well researched a tip is, it doesn't matter that team A was fielding their youth or that the coach for team B is off sick, when the tip loses
>>68080692
>moneyline odds
It's too late to try and convert these lad
>>68080692
no idea what I'm looking at here
>>68080692
>that DC price
Not terrible, but not great. Would rather have taken Colombia to win to nil @3.65
Up insane laying every hass tip. Cheers lid x
Hey /bet/, rate my bet out of 5 stars
>tfw no Colombian gf
Why bother living?
>>68079764
v. surprising result here..... kek
>>68081964
Talking HUGE sense here, pal.
>yfw USA win 1-1
BEGGING for that Colombian American to come back
>>68082721
He's watched EVERY game tho.
Columbia only up cause they have sun advantage
lay USA
LUMINOSITY
U
M
O
S
Pole here, don't bet on us, trust me.
>>68083722
already got a LARGE on Poland to reach the semis mate
>>68083855
Cash out lad
It will be 0-0 vs Northern Ireland, 0-2 vs Germany 0-2 vs Ukrain.
>>68083855
Poland so dire. Hope you've seen the match against the Netherlands (our worst squad in centuries)
>>68084061
Friendlies don't matter. Not when a year before a tournament, and not when close to one either. I know you think they do, but you must stop. Friendly performances/results have zero bearing on what happens once you get there.Huff & puff about tonight all you like. It doesn't matter.
>>68084061
Yes, we fucking suck. To be fair they were probably trying not to die right before the tournament, but that showing was woeful. Bookies and media way overhype Lewandowski. Ask any pole, he isn't that good for us, I expect bookies to make lots of money off Poland. I don't think we will even make it out of our group.
HOLY MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF REFBALLS
>>68084269
I'm going to repost the dick off this til the Euros. Grade A goffposting
>>68084393
wew. Feeling comfy af right now
dying to know if anyone has actually sent juveguy a fiver desu
>>68084478
Same. Was too much of a pussy to get on last night.
PMSL reading this convo between MLB and juveguy in the Albania - Ukraine tip comments.
>>68084838
>Gave juve a 5$ loan last week, he made over 100$ with it in a few hours. Then lost it all on a meme bet on ireland
pmsl
the muggy acca for saturday lids x
>>68085286
Where is Australia-Greece being played?
Should I just do o2.5 for all the good games of the first round of Euro and get free money like the last world cup.
That o2.5 train was approaching meme status
>>68085369
Home turf for the Australians, very much in form too. 1-0 or 2-0 certainly, greece has no offence
>>68085407
Are you the same guy that said Bulgaria was good enough to cover +1 vs Japan?
>>68085616
Yes I am. made a very good fortune of live betting on that match though so its all good
>>68085407
Hoping the travel will meme out the Greeks lel
>Serena at 1.6
Is there any reason I shouldn't put 100% of my bankroll on this?
>>68085930
Yes. She's looked terrible last 2 matches against shit opposition. Playing a player whose beaten her at this slam before. Also the world number 4 and pretty good otherwise. Can see Serena getting punished if she plays similarly.
>>68086141
Watched them and won large on both. She looked fine tbqh, sure she didn't win 6-2 6-2 but she basically did what top players always do and memed her way to victory.
I might just go large on Betfair and cash out when she wins her first service game and the odds drop to 1.3
Switzerland did not have as good a game as I was expecting. Lucky that was my free bet
>>68086294
Hmm caution would be advised. Can see a repeat of Australia happening. Also note she's been broken early in the last 2 matches.
>>68086481
Why would you use a freebet on Switzerland? Weren't the odds stupidly low.
>>68080964
Won.
>>68076338
>you
>>68076338
eheheh.
Making betfair acc just to lay the fuck out of Vardy to Arsenal desu
Broncos in NRL over 12.5 is a great bet. They are easily one of the in form teams and they are riding a high from winning State of Origin and the warriors are a sack of shit. Multi it with a Newcastle +20 handicap to double your winnings.
>>68088271
What about -4.5
>>68088302
for broncos? good bet also. This is 3rd place vs 3rd last place in a 16 team competition. -4.5 is being generous because people overestimate the fatigue of players that were a part of Origin.
>>68088347
Alright, so help me god if this loses I'm flying to Australia just to fuck your shit up
>>68088435
Come to Australia anyway so you can give me a blowy when it gets up
Rip Ali
>>68088458
If it gets up, will you be able to get it up ;)
>>68088458
Already have it down as a loss
>>68090231
Broncos will win lad. Just wait.
pmsl >australian tips
>>68090285
>haven't won all year when they don't get the first try
I'm skeptical
anyone bet on fagiano?
>>68090285
At least it isn't going to be a heartbreaker since they're gonna get BTFO
early morning poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10392700
What's new lads? Not been on in a few days
I have 8 dollary doos left, got some bets pending. What do i put this last 8 on?
>>68092649
storm by 13+
>>68092693
Worth a shot. Cronk is out but that shouldn't matter too much.
what tea do i buy
>>68092693
this is a terrible bet, storm historically bad when without 1 of the big 3 and Panthers have been in close games that go to the wire all year.
LOVE Aneder68. Such obvious lotto shite but always comes through for some reason.
>>68092849
We'll find out in a couple of hours. It's not that far fetched really.
>>68092849
>Storm won their last 5
>known for destroying the Panthers as Vossy just pointed out
>wet which suits Melbourne
>Storm best defensive team against the 2nd worst attacking team in the top 8
>haven't had one of the big 3 all season and still tied first on the ladder
>>68092733
>>68092849
>>68092921
Oshit Cronk WILL be playing tonight actually
>>68092849
>Cronk confirmed
>he didnt get on
Worth doing?
absolutely shattered to see the South Africa result
>>68092849
They've been without one of their big 3 all season ya big drongo
STRUGGLING to see why Euan's blog isn't featured.
>>68093190
mugu is gonna slap her m8. serena has been shit all week
any of you nigs follow afl? Why did the swans game drop from a 145 line to a 118 line? Because of the rain?
anyone betting on the australia-greece game?
O2.5 seems like free $
>>68093292
Pitch is absolutely flooded.
>>68093442
=gonna livebet on it
>>68093442
Got a small on an Australia clean sheet
hoping for a more mellow day of betting after the TT drama yesterday
Australia - Greece stream any1?
>tfw you stake a dog because a mate talked it up
I'm on Stralia HT
were greece even close to qualifying for euros they seem pretty dire
>>68094129
doesnt look like they'll score anytime soon
>it's a 'low staked bets win, high stakes' lose edition
PLEASE talk me out of staking THOUSANDS on Serena SW @ 1.62
>>68094223
weren't you the guy who lost on serena the other day?
she starts slow and is against someone who is actually decent
man this aus-greece game is slow af
>>68094234
No.
I'm some guy that lost 5k when Serena went down to that German cunt at the Aus Open.
On o4.5 corners FH for free money. Cashed out ht stralia
Cant find a single stream to watch Aus vs Greece, shouldnt have to shit out 90 a month just to watch em
>>68094288
know anybody with foxtel?
my parents have it and you can have it on 3 devices, live in a different state to them but watch it on my pc/ipad
>>68076113
Awww tears buddy!
Another Johny foreigner bites the dust, pmsl.
>>68094381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
>0-0
oh boy
Name the worst PAID tipster you invested in.
wow 5 mins extra HT? i wouldnt have cashed out the corner bet ffs
>>68094478
juve
>>68094559
only 4 corners tho
>>68094615
yeah disappointed
>need Storm to get one more try
Come on you purple faggots
well, bet365 has banned me once again. every time i fucking post here i get another account banned. fuck this stupid ass thread. FUCK YOU BET365 MOLE
THANK YOU BASED CRONK
>56 minutes
>still 0-0
there goes the bet then
>>68094682
:^)
cmon fuckin aussies
Calm down, Australia will score in the 79th minute.
hello flora, where is the goals?
https://www.periscope.tv/griffindinho7/1ynKOrpVwqwxR
AUS stream
>>68095071
https://www.periscope.tv/griffindinho7/1PlJQdmQNRNGE
sorry this is it
just score flora please
>9 shots
WTB today lids?
>not betting on u 1.5
Auz Greece
pitch full of defenders
Serena has no willpower left
fucking disappointing straya
>>68095235
should have bet on league desu we're actually good at that
STRALIA UNREAL!11111111111111111
>>68095323
AUS AUS AUS
I FUCKING CAME
'STRAYA
tears
What the fuck happened`?
WAT IS IT 1-0 OR NOT??? IT SAYS CORRECTION
It said they scored but it's still 0-0?
>>68095398
ball went out then in. no goal and my under .5 is still alive
STRAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
disallowed pmsl
>>68095420
PMSL
you're welcome everyone
REGISTERED
WOO
now a real goal. hahahahahah
UP massive
If youre an asshole, everyone will know you have a small penis —– but when im too nice, everyone says, that guys probably a fedora nice guy with a small penis. It seems like no matter what I do, people are going to find out about my small penis.
flora goal WHEN?
Drowning in vit d lids
down so much if flora don't score lol
got a free 5 dollary doos here where the bets @
So guys. WTB on the serena game pre match? I'll be watching and I want to put something on, small.
Making a large bet on the EURO.
Opinions?
FRA-ROU = 1
POR - ISL = draw no bet 1
ESP - CZE = both teams to score
FRA - ALB = 1-1
ALB - SUI = 02
ESP - TUR = draw no bet 1
ENG - RUS = 1
BEL - IRL = draw no bet 1
POL - NIR = 1
POR - AUS = 1-1
GER - UKR = 1
NIR - GER = draw no bet 2
WAL - SVK = first team to score
CRO - ESP = 2-2
>>68095809
Lmao, you're betting on correct scores?
>>68095825
no 1-1 means that the first team wins either in the first half, or the whole match
I didn't know how to write it
Serena in 3. 5/1
any good lads??
>>68096008
sorry 3/1
Total number of tiebreaks:
at least 1 @3.6?
Damn you guys sure got a hardon for Serena
>not trading on this match
ISHYGDDT
>she speaks French
im bankrolling /serena/
>bankrolling a man woman
ugh
>>68096168
LE PETER WEBB FACE
Is there a way to find out betting patterns?
serena @2 odds aler!T!!11
Life changing sums on Serena, we've seen this a million times before.
Traeven (TradingHeaven) desu
WE'VE SEEN IT ALLL BEFOREEEEEE
Can we be expecting a Euan tip today?
Large on Tanzania +0.5
need to stop betting hungover, down mums pmsl
>>68096823
>we
SUCH an enjoyable trade. Laying Serena once she goes up on next game
Can only imagine the shit eating grin on Peter Webb's face right now.
BACK BACK BACK
Can't stop looking at Muguruza's pokies
500 on serena @2.04 pmsl
>>68097193
I would't lose hope yet
>>68097193
tears buddy
>>68096878
laying this
ENTIRE student loan on serena @ 2.4
>>68097254
cannot stop throwing money at her
>>68097305
TEARS
>>68097330
all smiles ;) I got O2.5 sets too.
Can't stop trading, won't stop trading
Tanzania missed penalty. Need multiple forms of untreatable cancer
Fuck Serena
>>68097305
I just lost money because I thought he would make a comeback in the first set.
>>68097379
had a mare here, done it all wrong
FUCK 3,5 IN FAVOR OF MUGUZA
>>68097415
>She*
>>68097429
Literally how?
>>68086141
>>68086846
Warned you all
post books
serena's heads gone
>>68097461
Redder than your mouth after I've done testing your chin
>they actually believe Serena has a chance of losing this
>>68097490
It's just like yesterday with Djokovic.
>betting against the number when he is playing anyone but the 2nd
Been following Serena this whole tournament. She's weak early, then as the match goes on her physique outweighs the opponent every fucking time.
>>68097486
SO SO green now
>tfw only put bankroll on Serena at 1.6
Chasing losses on Basi Boom's 6/10 pmsl
>>68097590
LOL
REBACKING @ 3.7
who else /allin/
FFS HASS
>>68097590
>tfw only put bankroll on Serena at 1.6
It's 4.5 now.
>>68097637
it's at 5 now
>>68097590
>he has a roll he can all in
Pathetic
>>68097653
Yeah, but Serena is playing so bad..... I think I will lose money on this one.
>>68097663
>implying I can afford this
Welcome back Serena.
Damn, what a ball.
>>68097653
Where do you bet btw?
Post your face when she wins the second set.
=>>68097742
betfair exchange for tennis games
>>68097743
*relieved face* lol
>>68097743
*whooping sigh* lol
put a large on cybu's tip while in town. come back to find i put it on the wrong team FML
>>68097792
Get anything nice in town pal?
just done this, shaking
>>68097813
just some presents for mum and dads birthday
>just done it
It's at 5.5 now bud
>>68097857
They have the same birthday?
>>68097863
traded out mate. up sums
>>68097874
They're both this month lad
Almost cashing out so I don't lose everything.
HEADS GONE
Getting a half chub here lads
UAC desu
/bet/ on SUICIDE WATCH
fuck off serena. literally lost everything.
Fuck, my day started on the wrong foot.
speechless atm desu, down millions
>>68098018
>
Think you'll find most people were smart enough to recognise that a mainstream women's tennis match was correctly priced.
Its all gone lids.
Hope that nigger loses now though, seriously btfo bitch
Is the game still on?
DAMN SERENA
>>68098116
Still busy trying to win a game in the 2nd set
AIR
ITS NOT OVER YET, ITS NOT OVER, I REPEAT, ITS NOT OVER.
Down ungodly. Finding a new hobby, its been a pleasure lids.
SHAKING. Might be up GDP. If this comes through.
>the state of juve's TT if serena wins
cheeky tenner on serena @29
>the state of my wallet if Serena wins
>>68098188
DOWN LIFE
HIDEOUS SERENA, FUCKING HIDEOUS. NOT EVEN A FUCKING SET. BTFO
too easy lids
Pmsl. You were all warned.
;____;
Fuck
>>68098233
This tbqh.
who you lids on for The Derby?
gonna take a break from betting. just not my thing
lost £5 on that :(
so angry. just ate a whole pack of tic taks in one go. least enjoyable trade of my life. down 40% of roll, the whole of last months earnings.
Getting tired of all these non-cricket fags leeching onto my tips. might lock it up just for /bet/
Just gonna shitpost now tbqh. Need Juve back.
utter utter
Not following anything but IBT and Mackers tips in the future. Nothing else.
>>68098346
I lost £25. I would feel bad, but I won tenfold that yesterday, with Djokovic.
35 notifications from these lads. What've they been up to?
>>68098410
losing their student loans
time to go on germany
>>68098361
just downed a glass of ice cold water and poured another glass on my head. now coating toothpicks in vinegar and shoving them in my gums in fury. heads gone. about to take a bunch of sleeping pills and get rid of today. horrid horrid horrid. broke most of the keys off my keyboard too
tears
ITT: i bet on a losing favourite now im angry
why does juveguy tip so much? he's never going to recover his yield
Tears you mongs.
Pmsl at state of /bet/. Dread to think what would Jamie think.
>>68098543
t. call centre worker on a proxy
All right. Get onto my tip. Gonna win you lads back some coin
>>68098543
sex, have it
>>68098565
Up 1k yday and today combined.
Tears
>>68098591
dont have anythnig to put oon it mate.
>>68098624
trip on juve
>>68098346
4 here. All i needed was for serena to take at least one set. Blacks.
>>68098610
Up 2k personally pal. tears @ u.
uu
>>68098479
pmsl
nibs
>>68098269
cloth of stars ew.
>>68098673
Good job ;)
Algometer to win
Where is Euan?
>>68098839
In Jamie's pocket.
>>68098839
He's waiting for me to tip something so he can steal it to boost his TT stats
J West NEEDS to get a £50 haircut tbqh. Absolutely tez hair.
>>68098876
Albanians basically gypsies ?
Why are you all betting on mainstream shit? I thought that was the number 1 rule of betting to not do that
>>68098956
Number 1 rule is to make money lid, doesn't matter how you do it
>>68098956
Weekend /bet/ just like yourself since you ask such a question
Germany - 1.5?
>>68098956
Complete utter bullshit. If I see value somewhere, I'll go for it.
>>68099079
pmsl
have sex dullard
>>68099079
There was no value in the Serena game though, it was correctly priced
>>68098361
>down 40% of roll
Loew is playing a full team. Yes, they helped during the war but I have a sneaking suspicion Hungary will feel the Teutonic fury after last week's Slovakia debacle.
Hungary were one of the shittest, most dickless teams in the qualifiers so they should get trounced here if the Germans turn up.
Nazis -2 on the ching-chong handicap
>>68099219
Post slip please.
>>68099219
>if the Germans turn up.
They won't. Teams never play well in the friendly match directly before a major tournament. No reason to push yourself and risk getting injured and missing the tournament, too late for the manager to replace you in the squad if you play like shit. No incentive.
Still no bet from me but if I had to be on something I'd take the Hungary +, German's not been terribly impressive over the past year or so imo and no incentive to play well today.
Jjust downed a glass of ice cold water and poured another glass on my head. now coating toothpicks in vinegar and shoving them in my gums in fury. heads gone. about to take a bunch of sleeping pills and get rid of today. horrid horrid horrid. broke most of the keys off my keyboard too
>>68099378
damm is this what /bet/ is like after a loss
Kek that lino, was never offside
O1.5 first half germany
>>68099489
Linesman is on unders
>Sue Smith on BBC
disgusting ugly lesbian
>>68099436
Fuck off back to /cric/
>>68099489
On small
I do have a working stream but just found this when looking for a better quality one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UCA0fu-cXU
>When someone's stream of the match is just live vid of rball
tears
>>68099562
how about no
Did Germany just let a boat full of immigrants play for them?
Neur is a goat
>>68099219
rude tbf
Hello Germany where are the goals
>>68099889
its gonna be a solid 1-0, mark my word on this
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW who use fractional odds.
>>68099889
Here was one
Time for England slags
>>68099926
How the actual fuck was that off side?
bait out the biggest mug you know
>>68099942
Similar call a couple mins later at the other end just they hadn't scored with it.
Linesman is shocking.
see
>>68099455
>>68099505
>>68099999
>And german media is controlled by the jews
based.
any bookie offers euro prediction competition ? from group stage to final you predict results and the most accurate gets rewarded.
hope you know what i mean
Eberau shitting the bed. Down and concerned.
>>68099999
very true
>>68073946
>Serina
>the city of you
111111111111
>>68100189
>Serina
>the village of you
>>68100125
Tonybet are doing something similar for 100% prediction of brackets
Need new hobbies.
>>68100392
G at least 3
>>68100329
gambling
>12 of Bilbao slags' 39 DAs HAVEN'T resulted in a shot
Why aren't you on -1.5?
>>68100560
Just not profitable anymore.
just 1 more germany
>>68100683
T. H. I. S
>>68100677
22222222222
u9 corners slags i cant believe the sums you all should have on it @2.3
>>68100775
What?
>>68100787
slags match, rball guy must be having a stroke
>>68100816
Which one you autist?
Sirius goals?
>>68100853
never
>>68100880
Thought so.
>>68100843
Same as yourself
nice one germany
>>68100853
/bet/ magic strikes again
Sacrificing a newborn to the gambling gods for one more Sirius goal
>>68101034
>chis reeves
????
Norway FH handi handball looks great atm.
>>68101151
pml thought he had no money? how can he afford 25 (twenty five) quid on subs??
>>68101151
hahaha what the fuck
Thank you based gods
>>68101221
What price did you get?
>>68101255
@2.5
>>68101151
not real, all his friends are from the U.S.
>>68101151
what's the FB group called m8
willing to join up
impossible to get on that lux tip like
>>68101423
what was it?
>>68077076
Just home. Bumping this for answers x
>>68101151
>270 friends
>gets 0 likes for his profile pic
>>68101435
england slags from 4-0 instant goal
>>68101449
even Euan gets 13 pmsl
>>68101449
v v v strange man
pmsl juveguy now with positive yield
>>68101475
How do you pronounce Euan?
>>68101515
"Ee-an"
>>68101508
https://tipstertube.com/post/61941
kek
>>68101515
(you)-un
>>68101528
I always thought it was You-an
>>68101151
wtf is that middle aged dude actually juveguy
Need Gooz's ufc tip desu
>>68101577
Nah that's vic reeves
>>68101564
This.
Brits can't and thier pronunciation
>>68101515
Ew-n (as in "ew, get away from me your creep" with an N)
>>68101608
thought it was mike brewer
Why aren't you all following me on TT? up insane. Have two exclusive tips tonight for followers only >:]
>>68101618
like "oon"?
Iggs. Double your money. Tomorrow. Must win game. Will win game. It's a lock. Endorsed by Usain Bolt.
>>68101667
pic related
>>68101618
nah
it's
E - whan
>>68101706
link den
>>68099018
Netherlands look pretty tempting
Loving the juveguy-MLB banter desu
>>68101777
It's so embarrassing desu
>>68101811
this. utter cringefest
>>68101777
'Pay me £5 you fucking peasant'
I'm coming around to this guy
just downed a glass of ice cold water and poured another glass on my head. now coating toothpicks in vinegar and shoving them in my gums in fury. heads gone. about to take a bunch of sleeping pills and get rid of today. horrid horrid horrid. broke most of the keys off my keyboard too
>>68101777
Literally either trolls trolling trolls or a troll trolling someone well and truly on the spectrum.
Either way its pretty pathetic.
>>68101742
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bengarrison
flatstaking cunt
>>68101868
>or a troll trolling someone well and truly on the spectrum
which is which
>>68101866
>>68099378
Not sure if juve or Canada said it first desu but I don't imagine juve creates much on his own.
>>68101915
Took it from juve
>>68101915
original post was >>68098479. hope this becoming an ebin copypasta eases off his stress when he wakes up
so whose account is Jack Nyquist actually?
Major League Betting TRULY a strange little man.
>>68101891
????
>>68102131
t. juveguy
Did all the people following juveguy really send him a fiver?
I dont understand why he has 10 followers, he wouldnt let me follow. Quite sad desu.
>>68102226
yes. well worth it, best five of the queen's finest sterling i've spent
>>68102226
M8 it's just a fiver, well worth it desu. Ignore the tips that are clearly just for banterand you'll be HUP
lads wtf is going on with the costa rica odds, its gone from 2.6 -> 4
>tfw you created Juveguy through your joke tip
I don't know what to feel lids
Whats the difference between Eau de Toilette and Eau de Parfum?
>>68102542
>checked Goff's twitter first
Toilette is cheaper and more diluted. Perfume should last a long time, use it sparingly
>>68102542
Eau de Toilette contains less perfume concentrates, doesn't last as long
>>68102585
>>68102596
pmsl thanks lads, my gf just named a perfume she wanted and there were two options, should I choose parfum?
>>68102538
not sure how you'll live with that on your mind's eye
feeling smug desu
even if it was a muggy as fuck bet
>>68102630
It's more expensive obviously, but she probably knows the difference between the two so yes.
france -1.5 seems like free $
>>68102630
Perfume = blowjobs
Toilette = distracted handjob
>>68102767
Note that "eau de perfume" doesn't equal "perfume". In terms of quality:
perfume (least diluted extract) > eau de perfume > eau de toilette
Need Penarol goals like A I R. Don't have any lacrimal fluid left for more tears.
>>68102862
Yeah, but you rarely see actual Perfume anymore. And this guy's RossyBoy-tier gf isn't going to know the difference
Need pics of Goffy's wife.
>>68102925
Just ask him
>>68102907
Right, the other day when I visited Sephora to buy something for Mother's Day they had like 3 actual "perfumes" there.
btw I'll be posting a tip or two on my TT for tonight's UFC in 30 minutes with a write up. Last event a large came in.
Londrina -0.5 med
new thread when
>hass tipping every game in play
pmsl
>>68103639
>acting as if that's surprising
Londrina @ 1.9 GIFT
>>68103639
Just the one game actually
>>68103707
welcome back Hass, how was the ban
>>68103695
>>68103437
on, cant see somebody just lying on the internet
top chuckle
need COIN
>>68103780
that feel when its your turn to win a stupid bet
anyone watching the slovenia-ireland game?
it's slow as fuck isnt it
When the fun stops, stop.
Down more in the last 2 days than the last 3 weeks. Fucking crying.
100 posters surreal
EUAN PARK OMG!!!!!!!!!!
In tears watching everyone on my activity feed comment on a Euan tip. Someone please request he re-add me.
Shall we reback Ian?
>>68102996
Where's this write up mate?
will post 6-7 tips tomorrow morning at around 10am for the one day games. be ready!
cbfa
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