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>>68047257
dont be lad, Raufoss are beyond tez. Once Lyn score one they'll come flooding in.
>>68047357
i can donate a [spoiler]you[/spoiler]
>yfw England still don't win this
>>68047447
goddammit
>>68047454
I'll be down monumental if they don't
today:
1) lose a bunch of money because serena doesnt win in 2 sets
2) lose a bunch of money to a mackers algeria tip
3) lose a bunch of money because the btts doesn't come through because portugal gets red carded
AMA
>>68047508
>not betting on match odds
>backing Mackers
Any youth tournaments starting soon?
>>68047508
How does it feel to be Dutch?
>>68047508
Been one of those days m8. Down on BTs tip and soon to be down on Lyn Oslo :^).
>>68047570
Nothing special. At least happy that I'm not Portuguese.
>>68047650
Rather live in Portugal than Holland
>>68047508
will you get into esports?
>>68047683
But in Holland you can smoke weed everyday 420 blaze it m8
>>68047722
and they have glorious advocaat.
>>68047508
Why does it always take 3-4 attempts to land at Schipol?
>>68047508
Lost a bet and 2 re-backs when my team got a red in the 29th minute. then my other bet lost, because my team couldn't score a pen in the 90th. Also had a large on Taipei Over 4.5 but they just stopped scoring after the 2:2. Don't really feel like any of the bets were terrible, but I'm down insane.
>>68047707
no
>>68047722
yes
>>68047754
mystery
>>68047764
down insane as well, fuck it
>>68047508
>2) lose a bunch of money to a mackers algeria tip
The tip was +2 so if you followed the tip you would have broken even. Or you could've laid it when it went as far as +1.25 due to PGA mongs pushing it way too far which is almost always what happens.
refuse to believe that Lyn dont score at least 5 in the last 15 minutes. Surely they dont completely money train vs all the average teams in the league, and then lose to fucking RAUFOSS, who have the worst league record in years
>portugal is actually attacking
>>68047754
What
I've flown to and from Schiphol dozens of times and not once had to do multiple attempts
>England
ffs just kill me already
>>68048089
Do you recognize this picture? ;)
Odds for England now at 1.8 again. Am I ballsy and stupid enough to re-back AGAIN?
>>68048153
Do it.
>>68048177
DOING IT
who else /reffocs/ todays
raking in the £££££'s
When did LvG join England?
>>68048153
I did it too, it seems a good deal tbqh
>>68048212
Almost evens now, can not stop topping up
Le wiggly arms man will score
tbqh entire bankroll on dnb england @1.10
>>68048454
Me too. Hope I don't live to regret this
Surely, SURELY England score any second now
>>68048454
This is not a good idea, imo, portugal isn't really playing that bad, they might as well get (very fucking) lucky and end it with a 0-1
>>68048670
Trips confirm goal happens in the 84th minute.
15 minutes more than enough for them to get one in the net
england are actually shit
This has always been England's problem. We're good against shit teams but as soon as we play anyone inside the top 10 in the world with an organised defence we can't break them down and concede silly goals.
It's still coming home lids.
not scoring that...my god.
Not gonna chase losses tonight. The only thing I'll chase will be dozens of sleeping pills with red wine.
Who saw Cameron getting BTFO
Bankrolling Leave WHEN?
>short corner
IT'S 0-0 FFS
>>68049090
It's rigged bruv. There is no democracy, the elites won't allow you to make any important decisions that might be against their interests.
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Thank the lord
1111111
FINALLY
11111111111111
ITS COMING HOME
T
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C
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I
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G
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O
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
up INSANE
>>68048852
Close mate
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WE DESERVED THIS FUCK IT
Gonna by my wife's son a new go kart now lids
>the lads when Smalling saves the day
>Some mug on TT tipped England -1 at about HT
I mean the goal wins me money but I honestly think I would rather have seen that terrible tip lose rather than scrape a refund which was clearly the best case scenario
SHAKING
Its actually coming home.
>>68049408
Yeah, I was just thinking: Had I not watched the game and had I not seen how poorly England were playing, I probably would've gotten on something silly like England -1 too, after the red.
So today
>Won on Serena
>Won on Djok
>Won on England
>Lost on Chinese Taipei
>Lost on Serbia u21
>Lost on Macedonia
Been ok on the whole, I just need to stop betting on stupid leagues I know nothing about wew
Post your end result if pepe and ronaldo would have played and they wouldn't have had only 10
>>68049590
was mugs day today desu
ok England just lost me a great tip.
any inspiration for today/tommorow?
>>68049663
posting a dutch muggy acca later tonight. gonna do some research.
>>68049616
1-0 to England
>>68049590
Wouldn't have been such a terrible day for me had I not re-backed 3 bets multiple times that I ended up losing. Up now thanks to relentlessly re-backing England.
Hi everybody! I'm new to betting but I've been following this thread for a few days. Seems like soccer is the least profitable and esports the most profitable. Am i right or wrong? I think I'm going to place my first bet tonight. Digital chaos to win against Wings.
>>68049857
Thanks for the tip, Meta.
>>68049857
God bless you leafy
>>68049857
Trip on, Metaknight
>>68049857
Tennis is probably the most profitable, but you can lose your head easily and it's stressful af.
>>68049929
I lost my head 5 times during serena today
>>68049857
LOVE this gimmick, completely blows Juveguy out of the water.
>gimmick
Reminder that England will never win a tournament whilst everyone that supports them is English
>>68050134
THIS, get off the bandwagon cunts
Friendlies don't matter. Not when a year before a tournament, and not when close to one either. I know you think they do, but you must stop. Friendly performances/results have zero bearing on what happens once you get there. Huff and puff about tonight all you like. It doesn't matter.
>>68050246
Thanks Goff
>>68050246
He's a tosser
>>68049857
Canadians SUCH characters tbqh
>>68050246
Nick's talking big sense here tbqh.
>>68050353
I think you mean reindeer m8
>>68050353
Thanks for this.
Almost forgot pmsl
>>68050353
Looks like a shit line up
>>68050353
>Not watching classic who wants to be a millionaire
Reminder to pre-stake France slags because the price won't hold until kickoff tomorrow
WTB tonight then lids?
>>68050864
waiting on USA slags lineups desu
Gonna setup a kickstarter to fund my betting career
>>68050864
What's WTB?
>>68050982
Fancy going halfers, One Juve fan to another ?
>>68051014
>fan
Who /dimbleby/ here?
Fucking bitterly hate Juventus
>>68051058
jonathan>
Really shitty panel, not worth watching. Last week was a baller though
When're they gonna get Skinner on
Jordan @ 5.5 seems to good to be true.
Any reason for this, UAE are shit?
>>68051194
Never mind, what a load of waffle
*tunes in*
dunnno I DUNNO LOL!! Dunno ........
No wonder he's your man, Hass
LA -1 @2.35 is at minimum a refund
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
What're they clapping?
Mugging up my fresh 365 with Cavs +6
>>68049701
what do you think about these ?
Switzerland H/F @1.66
Ukraine @1.94
Japan @1.57
>>68051240
Go for btts maybe
>>68051301
Hass finally won a bet
>>68051411
>owen jones
fuck off
Liz Truss a high functioning autist
all on cavs?
>>68051465
I'd give her one desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9lxApMJWng
how does cameron put up with her shit
>>68051472
If you want to lose, sure. Gonna lose by double digits tonight
frankfield perpetually suspended eyebrows are infuriating to look at
>>68051509
So adorable
>>68051563
She looks like you'd have to give her instructions when she tries to suck you off
>>68051587
At least she can talk
>>68051411
He's a champagne socialist with no real clue how the world works, except for the sheltered bubble he lives in, but presents his retarded socialist ideas as the only way to get things done. The very epitome of a party-following political troglodyte.
>>68051621
What board is this?
/pol/, they have their daily pro-Farage general
>>68051533
Not talking sense here pal. The cavs put up a very good fight against the Warriors last year and this time they are about twice as goof because Love and Kyrie are healthy. Also their bench is much deeper and improved.
Lizz is cringe-inducingly bad. This is sickening to watch
>>68051337
Got my eyes on it
>>68051741
While I agree with both of your statements, I don't see the Cavs covering in game 1. They've been off for almost a week now, plus they gave up over 105 points to the Raptors twice in the conference finals.
>>68051621
Saved
Im getting tired of winning, 10 in a row now!!!! Next up UFC 199 I recommend all of my folllowers to look into that easy money. Wizard out........ mic dropped
>>68051864
#BackBisping?
>>68051877
Top bloke but been pretty poor tonight
Next week
>Farage
Can't wait to see Juve begging for money again tomorrow zzzzzzz
>>68052003
>Asian
>Farage lover
>Trying to be funny
SWIPE LEFT
>>68052023
>trying
Pmsl
>implying you wouldn't superlike
>>68051957
>this is quote unquote "banter"
>>68052183
>letting your girl fuck other guys on the side
wew
what's the bet on NYCFC- 'real' salt lake, americans?
Rafaela DC @2.75 is too far imo. They didn't look half bad in the first half
>>68052218
Wouldn't touch it. Take either Dallas -1 or LA -1, both above evens
>>68052183
this is a cuck-free zone i'm afraid
>>68052223
Missing alot of regulars tho lid
>>68052194
>>68052253
>Not enjoying as many of god's fruits as possible
>>68052311
Gluttony is a sin pal
The state of some of you. Letting your bird get ploughed.
>>68052337
so is drinking alcohol.
:^)
>>68052337
betting is haram lad
>>68051013
What to bet m8
kinder egg posting lids?
>>68052218
Large on u2.5
>>68052655
but there should have been 4 goals already... so open
pmsl juveguy banned
>>68052646
KInder egg posting is still offtopic
>>68052675
Hass too
heres the muggy for tomorrow. xx
>>68052669
Yank teams though remember, went large as well
>>68052712
note that the first match starts 08:00 AM UK time
>>68052712
How do Asian lines work with accas?
>>68052712
Also wtf is Asian Handicap 0? Same as DNB?
>>68052882
for instance, if romania wins by 1 it'll become void. if canada is 0-0 ht it'll become void, the odds will disappear but the acca lives
>>68052911
Yes
>>68052911
Why is this happening in 2016
Hello test
>>68052911
exactly the same. odds differ sometimes.
>>68052917
make this a shout on TT and I will
>>68052917
pmsl
>>68052712
pretty well made lad,
on it as always
>>68053124
Never in doubt :^)
>>68053106
thanks mate, gl ^
>>68053146
Comfy throughout :3
>>68053193
btw what's your reasoning on bulgaria +1
that's the only one I don't get
>>68053124
What kind of competition goes straight to pens tho
>>68053250
Copa Argentina apparently. Think that Copa de Brasil does as well
>>68053235
bulgaria by no means a walk-over, think the best japan can get is 1 goal diff
NYCFC SW @2.05
>>68053466
>Hope Solo
Didn't she used to be a qt not so long ago?
>>68053466
>tobin
whenever i see that name, i am reminded of peter tobin. bad name desu.
>faroe islands DnB @ 2.62 against kosovo
>>68052655
Sweating
>>68053719
seething
>>68053719
RIP both of us
>>68053842
>>68053779
The first half had fucking nothing in it, where did all these goals come from
>>68053878
Its MLS goals come from anywhere
Today I decided to bet on the complete opposite of what you morons suggest, and I'm making profit on my pennys.
Keep it up, tomorrow I'm going to try it out with some real money.
Im liking u210.5 for the NBA
Sorry bout that last one
What yall eatin?
>missing a free header in the 6 yard box
wew
>>68054003
I hope you get seafood poisoning and die.
>>68054003
Is that you Jameis?
>Betting on MLS
Why the fuck do I do this to myself lids?
>>68053958
Why? If the memechucks go through it's going well over
>>68053958
Leaveland's road defense was beyond tez against a dire Toronto offense though
>>68054115
The Cavs play at a notoriously slow pace, and it'll be crucial for them to slow down the game and set up their half court offense if they want to win this game.
>>68054088
Because we have an addiction
>>68054187
You know they've all said they're gonna be chucking a bunch of 3's right?
>>68053469
I was on this as well. Haven't seen a collapse in men's football of this size for a while
are we betting on the usa womens soccer game? i see the line is moving more in favor of Japs winning. No Carli worries me.
FC Dallas half time @ 2.20
>>68054477
reasons?
>>68054452
Its only moved very marginally, would watch for bit before sticking anything down but overs is a little tempting, be surprised if both sides don't score.
Reminder that GSW is literally free money
>>68054774
This tbqh
>>68054730
Because they're the breast
>>68054959
Being rained off I think
>>68055081
Ehhhh. Do the bookies refund?
>Lebron given an assist for that Kyrie floater
If the scorer keeps this up, that o43.5 points + assists + rebounds will sail in
>>68055153
Yes I think so
>>68055339
Gotta wait 24 hours for my fifty squid. Bedtime I think.
japs score!!! hope nobody had USA. good time to get in the live line for USA though
Can Warriors -8.5 win?
>>68056324
2 goals now wtf!!!
USA score lel
>>68055153
>>68055339
Game's starting back up in 20 lads
Please god
>>68060158
>Mfw I got on +8.5
Want Death
>>68060275
>Lebron o43.5 points + rebounds + assists
>finished with 44
>got 3 assists on scores that were after a couple of dribbles
HAHA TIME FOR CASHOUT
>>68053958
Tears if you werent on
>>68060158
In during Warriors win by 15.
>>68060425
Are you the same Aussie that was on the -6 with me? If so, congrats
>>68060457
Nah different Aussie, was close to throwing them together in a multi
>>68060457
Not him but -6.5 surreal
Rebacked -2.5 in play
>>68060158
NBA IS SO FUCKING FIXED GOD DAMMIT
>fixing an in-play line
'no'
>MlelS officiating
Beyond dire. Can see why everyone hates Americans
>>68060158
LOL
>metaknight thinks secret will win manilla major
>on a f i v e (5) match loss streak
Should've listened when I said they're not making it out of groups desu
>when you refresh balance after a big win
better than sex tbqh
>>68063718
literally everyone said that
>>68053466
Crystal Dunns head looks like a guitar plectrum
Good morning lads. Do you add money to your roll when you have some disposable income or do you just put it in a savings account or something?
Need Bosnian corners more than AIR
>>68064227
>I will never know this feel
>shit365 have home and away mixed up again
just 1 more bosnia
red card bosnia fucks over the muggy acca, it's definitely worth another attempt without em
>>68064740
LOL 2-2 what the fuck denmark btfo
>>68064740
>doubting Bosnia
even with 10 men they were looking more likely to net one
>>68064757
epiCCCC
>>68064757
ehhh nice one.
>>68064757
nice one
please end at 2-2
cheeky fiver on bosnia @33 pmsl
Three dubs in a row please.
who's top scorer in the copa lads?
FUCKING DENMARK FUCKKKKKKK
Expected the Vietnamese kids to put up more of a fight. Are they coming back ?
I'm advising Richmond SW medium in the AFL tonight.
Odds been dropping all day, but I still see value.
Richmond with basically full strength side, key out for North.
Played in Hobart on a Friday night (first time for AFL ever) in freezing conditions
Shrewdies will go >bookies don't know this, but I still think Richmond should be closer to 2.10 for my money.
GL
x
>>68064757
dat
>>68064927
On LARGE
Can't remember the last time I won a FH AH bet from 0-0. Must be the least profitable bets I place. Always regret it, still place them again and again.
>>68064927
TT'd the win lid x
think Hass reckons himself a flip basket expert now pmsl.
just seen big_al and juveguy's back and forth last night pmsl
Still waiting for Big_Al to wipe my account so I can go public
AFL never again
FRAUD
Refuse to believe the Aus anon makes coin on this "sport" has he ever posted a spreadsheet?
>>68065040
ARP once again confirming he is clueless. No idea why you would tip this.
Need Thai kids goal like A I R but it's just not going to happen
I've been on some bad bets in my time but AFL ones are by far the worst
>>68065273
Need someone to go through and confirm that ARP would have a negative yield if you took away all the BT tips
thailand o1.5 value?.
Richmond SC U20 were around 2.5 when ARP tipped the AFL Richmond
>tfw they're about to win
>>68065430
Yeah, I got on Richmond DNB @ 2.75
Patiently waiting for HASS to tip Green Cully
>>68065420
22222222222222
>>68065447
how much you had on
>>68065447
Thank god
>>68065475
What were the odds? I'm on -0.5 @1.9 from 1-0. Kind of regret it but I don't think bet365 had the team goals market for that game. Was it on Unibet?
>>68065484
1.77 I believe, Unibet.
Pmsl at that euan snapchat
small on Jordan o1.5 teamgoals. @2
Med on Bulgaria +1
Decent side, Japan missing a couple
Which one of you slugs is Bessus?
>>68065547
Thinking the same tbqh, Japan got smacked way too much. Gonna wait for in-play though
>>68064927
never following an AFL tip from this place again
thanks
ginzan runs at 18:30 at bath. wonder if it will do better than last time? currently at 11 on 365.
>>68065594
Was this a flatanon tip that bottled it?
PMSL fucking knew I would regret it. >>68065484
Fucking joke.
japan game televised? any streams? spoonfeed needed
>>68065632
HOLD UP. Was the goal disallowed?
>>68065601
think so.
>>68065634
http://antena-sport.com/antenalive.html
JPN 1111
>Bulgaria
DAC between this and following afl anons bet
>>68065683
Should have waited
>>68065675
omfg it was the leicester meme okazaki magic
Fuck it's looking like an o3.5 game
Metro slags were @2.4 at some point. Way too high imo
WTB on lids? anyone got any real tips?
>>68065721
Voiding this...
Bulgaria o0.5 @1.78 is free money.
>>68065441
11111
I'm way too big on O1.5 FH in the Japan game Complete lack of restraint today.
Small on Bulgaria Sw
big on China -1
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCy7lLQwToI
>>68065821
222222222222
>juveguy hasn't said he wants Euan's cock size on Kiki to beat serena yet
Bit worried
>>68065821
Just went supermassive on o2.5
My mother called me, saying she now respects what I'm doing for a living, but I should remember that I'm not getting a pension.
What are you guys doing for old-age provision?
>>68065941
I don't plan to live that long.
MED on o2.5 fh
O 3.5 FT seems reasonable imo, what do you think? I kind of expect / hope that Bulgaria can sneak one in and Japan shouldn't have too much trouble scoring another one either.
>>68065964
Well, Bulgaria is gonna score one for sure. I can see that happening and then Japan ending it with a 3-1
O2.5 is based
>>68065920
>>68065963
HUP x
>>68065963
3333333333333
Missing Juveguy tbqh
just came to that 365 goal sound
Didn't get an Overs HT in, only my O3.5FT ; ;
sMALL O 3.5 FH. still going strong w/ attack both sides
>>68066015
Serena already broken
He knew
>>68066047
44444444444444
>>68066047
VOID THIS
FFS was on the phone, couldn't place any further bets before the goal.
baka at +1
cheeky tenner on o7.5 FT
Serena so tez
>>68065941
Put your winnings away? And not live hand to mouth
>>68066113
I thought she was shot in Cincinnati the other day
Who /kikibertens/ here
>>68066147
pmsl
>>68066143
I live a frugal life and don't spend much anyway, so I can actually save a lot, but I don't see the point in having my money sit in some bank account with little to no interest. Not sure what to do with it, maybe put it in a fond or something.
>>68066147
Good post.
>>68066147
Cringing
2-1 correct score Serena match @3. confidence 7/10
>>68066198
Fuck off thought police
ARP with a -41.67% yield over the least 7 days
>>68066248
>least
>>68066248
>tfw also down over the last 7 days
Only -3.55% though, lost a SPECIAL stake yesterday. Gonna be up after the Japan game.
>>68066283
what was the special?
>>68066283
Unsure how you can lose a special stake, your staking system must be completely wrong and what on earth was a special stake yesterday? I'd pack this gambling lark in if I were you.
>83-33
chucking to myself over what a bad bet this was
>>68066283
>lost a SPECIAL stake yesterday.
would LOVE to know what that was.
wasn't even a large yesterday outside bubblegums.
>>68066308
Every week some johnny foreigner comes on and raves on about a great bet in his league or a sport they closely follow and every single time it turns out to be a disaster. No sympathy for the mongs who still follow this shit.
>>68066302
Yep, after being profitable for years I should probably just pack my shit after losing that one bet. I'm just not cut out for gambling.
>>68066371
What was the special stake you mongoloid?
>>68066371
Tell me what the 'special' was yesterday, I'm dying for a good chuckle.
Med o5.5 japan game.
>>68066397
the initial line was o1.5
value's long gone lid
>>68066381
>>68066387
I admit it was an impulsive bet and not worthy of a special, but I don't regret it much. It was Over 4.5 in the Taipei game.
>>68066431
PMSL lotto shite like that isn't even a smed
>>68066431
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wew lad if I were you I'd withdraw all my money and get a full time job
>>68066397
555555555555
>>68066456
666 PMSL
>>68066449
>>68066455
Already breaking even again, w/e. Been tilting a lot lately, but I'm getting it under control again.
365 is pretty slow on the Serena match for some reason.
>>68066493
Post your last 10 bets please, I'm very intrigued.
up INSANE on this Japan game. What the fuck.
111111111111111111
>>68066515
really how much
>>68066108
ONE MORE FOR SUMS
>>68066542
probably about 100NOKs
>>68066549
one more for the cheeky tenner bet to come in too l0l
Half an hour to go and Japan o6.5 teamgoals is 1.6. Going large.
>>68066508
Excluding the 5 bets I already won from the Japan game:
Richmond DNB from behind
Thailand U21 -0.5 from 1-0
England
Osters -0.25 (loss)
Taraz +0.5FH & Astana SW
>>68066582
>England
good man
>>68066582
Lotto
Lotto
Lotto
Lotto
Lotto
>>68066582
Somehow read 5 bets instead of 10, here's the rest:
The Taipei loss
BW Linz 0.0
Anif -0.75
Lafnitz 0.0
Estonia -0.5 (loss)
rebacked williams small at$1.55
>>68066618
>$400 is a small for me
>I'm such a big boy
PLEASE JAPAN, 7!
Japan will never score again in our lifetimes
>>68066613
pmsl whatever you say. I'm constantly up on Lotto then, that's cool with me. I don't mind placing Smalls when I think there's value, you can continue overstaking on spoonfed tips.
>Serena trolling us again
Cheers senpai, rebacked at 1.5
>>68066674
PMSL best comedian on here desu
No more goals on Japan game, those who backed late are going to get done
>>68066704
Games like Anif ended 7:1 and I was on when they were 1 behind, for evens, being able to re-back -0.5 for evens several times, but of course it must have been lotto if you weren't on.
NEED an Adelaide goal
888888888888888 OMG YESSSS LOL
888888888888888888
>>68066742
Pmsl it must have been a good bet if the guy who special stakes random overs was on lmao
>>68066729
>HE WASN'T ON
>>68066835
Already Uac from first 6 m8, had no need to risk it at this point.
SMALL ON 8.5 LMAO
>>68066824
>He placed a bad bet so all future bets he's on must be bad too
Ok
9999999999999999999 UACCCCCCCCCCCCC
9999999
couldnt hop on o9.5 before the penalty. FUCK
just 1 more china
What a FEAST
Has everyone thanked Japan yet?
Thanks Japan.
Thoughts on Murray v Warwanka?
>>68067339
Murray
Got a $10 bonus bet
What do i put it on?
>>68067366
want long term future or something quick
>>68067380
Something quick I guess. It's a free bet and I'm bored
>>68067390
Thailand -1 @ 3.1
>>68067390
china -2 euro handi
>>68067390
Ronnie O'Sullivan to win the worlds 2017
It is overcast & cold. If I see men walking round in sunglasses on the racecourse today I will place a yellow sticker marked DANGER on them
https://tipstertube.com/post/61560
HOW did i miss this
baka
>>68067390
Switzerland -1.5 is pretty good
3h tho
>>68067491
>profit is still -150
just watched the last episode of the uk office again lads
in tears once again
wtb to cheer me up?
THAILAND!!!!!!!!
>>68067527
Live fast, die old
>>68067557
Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."
who here missing the tripfags
>>68067608
You obviously. Trip on, Juvie
>>68066015
who /waiting for a Euan tip/ here?
>>68067632
he's almost been in spain for 2 weeks now
getting absurd now
>>68067627
>>68067608
they all got banned for discussing question time PMSL
>>68067608
I miss the old /bet/ with Maple
>>68067687
>tfw he's on next week
>yfw you backed Murray above evens
>>68067701
Absolutely hate him, but think he's hilarious at the same time.
When nige is there, everyone else gets BTFO
>>68067754
>hating one of the few mainstream politicians who genuinely cares about their country
why?
Based Thailand
>>68067397
tears if you werent on
>syria
>dangerous attack
kek.
>>68067783
>genuinely cares about their country
>>68067783
I guess I'm just not racist.
He's hilarious though, I like him more than Cameron... but I guess that goes without saying.
>>68067783
>one of the few mainstream politicians who genuinely cares about their country
Pmsl at this utter retard. Lunch break is over Calijah, you under-educated, mouth-breathing little shelf stacker.
thailand o3.5?
literally only just found out that doggy sex wasn't always anal, mind blown
>>68067909
I've taken it, but I'm worried that it won't pan out. Need some lady boys as distractions to hit the fourth.
>>68067917
Could be a Goffpost
>>68067933
Never in a million years would Goff tweet that, clueless
>>68067492
Went for Switzerland -2. It's midnight here anyway so hopefully I wake up with some free cash
So many nibs
>>68067860
>>68067866
Take the posters down.
daily reminder to vote remain, so i can move there
>>68068096
Daily reminder voting LEAVE is the most imprtant nation-wide decision of the entire history of the country.
The Euro 2016 is coming up! We will be having a competition with cash prices for the tournament. The format will be very simple and easy and will introduced soon! Who´s ready ? Have a good weekend!
Why does MajorLeagueBetting HATE juveguy so much?
>people are starting to not hate juveguy in here
>Betting on Ladyboys
333333
>>68068194
His gimmick is funny now
On my KNEES for a Euan tip.
tap
>>68068557
have sex
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
4444444
Down life last couple of days, wow need some time off
>>68067922
glad i was on
>>68068561
i've had more hot sex than you've had hot dinners, slug
>hot dinners
PMSL
>>68068609
Why are you saying 'tap' then?
>>68068607
Yeah dude was struggling to stay in myself, but Syria have absolutely blown me away
Murray to take set 3?
Switzerland -2 seems risky as fuck now
U2.5 seems like the better bet now
thoughts?
>>68069075
I have U3.5 large.
cybu such a fraud
>>68069095
What? You can Cash Out with good profit, and still it's 0:0
>>68069117
Line didn't exist 30 seconds after your tip
>>68069141
Line didn't exist after 2 mins aprox
Big boys came in and smashed line
You could get on
>>68069233
tfw not a big boy ;_;
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386298
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386298
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386298
Also, how to get a gf?
>>68069403
welcome home friend
>>68069403
I'd pay you but what's the point? Someone will just leak every tip here lid.
>>68069403
Do another 'simple show of hands' on TT pmsl
>>68069415
Thank you friend x
>>68069424
Thats the last thing I need to work out: how to stop leaks
>>68069428
will do
>>68069428
nibs
>>68069403
How was Spain lad?
>>68069442
send tips via PM
send a 'false' tip once in a while to someone and see if it leaks out
See, that's what I don't get. If you're so successful a tipper, why do you need a tenner? My money will have more value going to Juve
>>68069462
That's so fucking homosexual
>>68069457
Shite desu
>>68069462
Too much effort. Might just not accept any accounts I know to be from here.
>>68069473
trip on. It is a token of gratitude to show you appreciate my knowledge. And I'm needing a new watch
Want aggressive cancer for not checking Macedonia womens lineup
>Switzerland's national anthem
>>68069535
Still smashing handis desu
what's the bet on the switzerland game?
>>68069535
Need an absolutely SILLY amount of goals ffs
>>68069535
>That miss
>>68069633
pmsl
>chris reeves
J O E
O
E
>>68069633
Alex has a very good point, so harsh talking to a customer like that
>>68069633
pmsl
Total corners first half O4.5 switzerland game @2 im on medium
le no goals when i get on meme
>>68069633
>you'd of
bet he's a ukipper
>>68069673
What did he mean by this?
>>68069706
mackers aftertimed - joe tried to be funny
>PGA
Need GOALS ffs
stupidly staked -0.5 fh
>he's not on moldova +1.5
How did Mackers go from £5k to £2m?
I quote:
"They have only lost by more than a single goal margin in three of their last 16 matches, and they have an even better record on the road with just two of their last 16 trips away ending in a comfortable victory for the opposition.
Switzerland have only won by more than a single goal in one of their last ten outings as well, and that came against whipping boys San Marino."
welcome back Euan
Nice work Euan
Done it all wrong.
Not on Euan's bet as on a -0.25 in asia and 1.6 on 10bet skins cbfa
>>68069824
Could have got next goal DNB on Unibet lad
>>68069791
Great info m8, England haven't been winning by many recently so I'm just waiting for them to come up against someone like San Marino so I can smash the San Marino + based on this logic
Cheers Euan
>>68069836
Limited to about 10 quid a pop on these games lid
>>68069847
pmsl
>>68069633
Extremely rude to speak to a customer like this, Alex is right. Is is James' job to tip winning games yet he failed to do so
Macedonia slags O9.5 goals? @2.18
>>68069866
talking big sense pal, if you want to treat this tipping service like a business, need to treat customers with respect
>>68069885
Do it.
>>68069897
>>68069897
on small.
>>68069911
Bad bet
3/5 corners get. come on boys.
>>68069782
Can someone explain this? He must've been taking on serious risk at times to earn so much so quickly
>>68069967
the question is how he did it with all those limited accounts
>>68069967
In play betting was new and traders were inexperienced, so prices were bad. Easy to do a bit more research than everyone else and rake it in
MajorLeagueBetting going HAM
>>68069967
Bookies were absurdly clueless back then though, imagine having matches like UCD Waves once a week.
>stealing my memes
fuck off HASS
>>68070029
pmsl
>Slovenia Women substitutions
JUST
Lids lids lids. How are we :^]
Any bets for Goodwood? In for a big one.
>People still odn't realise that MLB might be a bit autistic but he is every bit as much of a troll as juveguy
Its just trolls trolling trolls at this point.
>>68070027
>>68070032
Thanks for the info m8s
>>68070032
Did they not limit though?
>>68070074
Euan has surpassed you, how does that feel?
>>68070094
trip on euan
Could someone PLEASE just give juveguy a tenner, the little rascal deserves it
Did anyone besides me won money with Viterbese v Sporting Bellinzago?
>>68070094
pmsl
>>68070116
inplay2g
>>68070116
>betting on HUEHUEHUE
Lost my fucking house on Palmeiras last night
Yes i want more tips and lower yield PMSL
>Hass and Juve getting BTFO by MLB
>>68069894
Just bought a sub to PGA. how do I access the fb page...have I to wait for the admin to add me??
I want everything instantly, it's 2016 goddamit
5 CORNERS GET.
>>68070152
>betting on HUEHUEHUE
I don't even know from where those teams are :DDDD
>Lost my fucking house on Palmeiras last night
>betting on Gremio winning Palmeiras in Allianz Parque
Next time you ask here and I will give you the tips.
>>68070179
message macker's woman you entitled slug.
>Euan making a tryhard blog post
makes me cringe
give it up euan for goodness sake
worlds gone mad if people pay euan the fud the same amount as king kurt
>>68070213
>>68070225
Have sex. NOW.
>>68070090
Not as quick as they do now
>J West completely ignored
PMSL, bet he is shaking with RAGE right now
Can someone talk big sense and give me a good writeup. Willing to out a few monkeys down.
>>68070310
Hello friendo, how are you? Missed you desu
MajorLeagueBetting is one autistic fucker. Holy SHIT lmao.
Cringing at the thought of Euan introducing himself to drunk freshers as a "professional gambler and paid tipster" he'll probably think of some slimy chat up line which starts with "I bet that I can..." the guy literally makes my skin crawl. I'm not going to even get started on the claims of his roi going off his "personal spreadsheet" the strangest little man in all of Glasgow.
>>68070310
They're racing horses m8, not monkeys
>>68070340
Have sex please.
>>68070328
V good desu pal. Quite busy irl. How's the wife?
PMSL euan BTFO, how will he ever recover?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386628/r
>>68070338
true, but he is actually funny, unlike pubeguy.
It is overcast & cold. If I see men walking round in sunglasses on the racecourse today I will place a yellow sticker marked DANGER on them.
>>68070328
Are you on Albania in the womens volleyball?
>The city of Euan
>>68070375
would PAY good money to see you do this.
>>68070368
did someone post this elsewhere
surprised at the volume of responses
>>68070404
It's from euan's TT
>>68070340
Applauding
Euan, sign me up lid. Can't wait for all these penny punting leeches to be whining about how nobody tips when you go private whilst I'm up sums from your tips
>>68070340
Genuinely concerned about the size of Euan's ego
>>68070368
BTFO
T
F
O
>It's a Hass tips 8 different games at once episode
In what world do the Swedish children not win tonight?
Not surprising J west shows his ugly lil rat face when Euan is deciding to go paid
>>68070484
Does hass have a new TT?
>>68070484
>It's a Hass tips the same pixel punt 3 times episode
>it's a /bet/ takes over TT episode
>>68070574
/bet/ IS and always will BE TT
>Genuinely surprised you can afford rent and an internet connection@juveguy
kek
>>68070594
pmsl
Small on Azerbaijan 1st half 0.0
Canada starting a weakish team but solid bench
Stream here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyybHxCdkV0
fucking kek
>it's a S_L_A_G_S pretends to not be part of /bet/ episode
>>68070368
imagine actually putting this poll up. how embarrassing
>>68070663
https://tipstertube.com/profile/s_l_a_g_s
Why did he void all his rebacks? utter fraud
MLB is SURELY a very clever troll.
>>68070195
and who would that be exactly. help a pleb out
>>68070716
Wouldn't say very clever but I do guarantee he is a troll
>>68070725
finnie sk
really have to wonder what BT would think about all of this
>>68070715
Jaziri retired. Most bookies, including Pinnacle, voided handicaps
>>68070745
nah, he's been on TT for ages. complete numbskull
>>68070760
fair enough m8
Marge on Reipas 05.5 surely they get 2 here
This feud between MLB and juveguy is getting uncomfortable now.
>>68070814
shrewd goal before halftime
>only 91 posters
Zzzzzz
>>68070747
top man cheers
post yfw Moldova win 2 - 1
>basi-booms looks similar to our hass.
>>68070922
dunno why i green texted that. drank too much today.
Big_Al is getting a notification for every post in that thread
Not the best time to stake
>>68070956
>Big_al follows 700+ tipsters
stalemate please
Has Euan done a line of coke on the plane? Since he's got home he's been a busy, busy man
>euan stealing my bet
>>68070814
>>68071024
>He doesn't follow me
I'm actually a well-respected tipster on the tube, got a yield over 15% maintained over more than a 100 tips. OFten interact with the mugs because I'm going paid after the summer. No-one knows I'm from /bet/ cos I don't shitpost and actually have a positive yield
>it's a bovada takes forever to confirm a result edition
>>68071078
Cool story, brother
Arp and Juveguy genuinely funny guys
Well overstaked Reipas tbqh
>try to bet on boylesports
>our automatic risk controls have rejected your bet
what did they mean by this????
>euan getting MAD
>>68071184
it's their way of saying you're limited, usually to stakes of £0
>>68071213
I dont even think I have ever placed a bet with them pmsl
CANADAAAAAA
>>68071276
Happens to me all the time, make a new account, try and stick a bet on, 500 or so and it's rejected or sent to trader and I can't stake more than pennies. Does my NUT in
>>68071289
you will win the race there next week max. current odds at 12.
>Chat shit get banged
PMSL
out shitting all day, did I miss anything? cba to read thread
>>68071369
Top lel at this dumb loser missing bet of the year
Just got 3.71 commission from asianodds for the month
>>68071369
Drama on TT lid
>the majority of Sweden's u21 starting 11 are white
Imagine the parallel universe they are playing in
Its all coming up Euan right now
>>68071418
>Its all coming up Euan right now
>Steals his tip from me and doesn't even thank me
Cunt tbqh
under whatever the card line is in the Sweden Georgia game. Georgian player just basically murdered a swede and didn't even pick up a card
>>68071417
because
>somalis
>good at football
'no'.
>MLB's new avatar
Bessus Drivastus MUST be Albania
> Congratulations? I don't know what you want me to say. It's the ultimate mug luck, betting on 1. women, 2. tennis, 3. a tie-break. Looks like they equally out errored eachother for you to save some of your red, well done.
PMSL
M
S
L
Why is Euan so cranky? The comments on his blog are pretty funny desu
>>68071641
he literally cannot handle the bant
>>68071641
Because he himself has zero wit or personality and cannot get involved.
>>68071667
he's trying to keep this aura of "professionalism" on TT
>>68071641
strawpoll got to his head I reckon.
enjoyable.
Anybody offering cards in play on this Kosovo v Faroe Islands game? Seen some unreal tackles and aggression so far.
>>68071834
>112.7% overround
PMSL
Who /albania/ here?
>>68071958
what does this even mean
>>68071990
got btts, 100% gonna come through.
>>68072021
The higher the percentage the less the odds match the expected probability.
In an ideal world it would be 100% and on Betfair they shouldn't be much higher than that.
112% is ridiculous, it means the odds quoted are way too low.
>logs in
>50 notifications
why the fuck did i like that Euan post
>>68072021
means if you flat stake every outcome you'll be up 112.7%
>>68072069
You know you can turn off notifications for a given tip/shout/blog/whatever right?
>>68072088
12.7%*
>>68072088
PMSL
>>68072088
>>68072088
Do the bookies know about this?
a 'few' is 3+ euan
not 2
>>68072088
but what if shan dun wins then? you'll be at a loss...
When does Euan go paid?
euan seems to be in a BAD mood
Miss bird's sweaty basketball bets tbqh.
>>68072022
10 minutes it took..lol
>>68072431
nothing like sweating up a storm as Bird tips the unders in the 4th qtr of a terrible basketball game
euan to block MLB
would be hilarious
Reminds me of Euan desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwe8RLb3cjg
FLATANON CALLING FLATANON
PLEASE LOOK AT THE CARDS FOR GOODWOOD
2 RACES LEFT, DOWN SPASTIC ATM
>>68072619
>A fraud asking for another fraud's help
pmsl
>>68072619
Kachess was very impressive
>>68072619
tweet him lad.
@flatanon
>>68071641
Because I hate getting 40 notifications and having to read it all to see if someone is posting something important.
surely a med on Goals to be ODD in france slags game
>Sweden will never, EVER score a second in our lifetime
>>68072668
Yep, spent ages researching etc, girl likes name and puts a fiver on and comes in. One to monitor in next meets.
>>68072738
It's good banter. Stop being a grouch lid
>>68073012
>J Wedt
Confirmed as anon shitposter
>>68073040
Not even as good banter as the Welsh national team whatsapp chat desu. It's just muh secret autism club posting outside of the secret club.
>>68073030
I cba doing it for every post when it is only a few doing it. Their loss, not mine.
>>68073135
>implying Owain Fôn Williams and Jazz Richards wouldnt have W O R L D banter
Kosovo a man down and Faroe islands have been dominating 2nd half DAs. +0.25 is a marge
>>68073222
>Bookies don't know they've had a man sent off OR monitor the stats
>>68073183
http://news.arseblog.com/2016/05/ramsey-the-banter-is-flying/
Dunno mate. The Welsh seem really dull.
>>68073083
Cbfa removes my trip each time.
Delve in the last lids?
>>68073265
>Just the other day there was a message from Joe Allen taking the mickey out of one of the other guys about his haircut.
PMSL
>>68073265
Elin has just been subbed on guys <3
reffocs do I back SA from here @1.56?
>>68073279
Posting from Kerwin's phone again lid?
Made a new thread, like
>>68073623
>>68073623
>>68073623
