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Previous thread: >>68053472
News:
>Kevin Lee replaces Stevie Ray to fight Jake Matthews
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11848330/stevie-ray-out-kevin-lee-in-against-jake-matthews-at-tuf-23-finale
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk unhappy with how she is being shown on TUF 23
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11848950/morning-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-is-unhappy-with-how-she-is-being
>Mackenzie Dern gets opponent
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
Other:
>Maia analysis and performance breakdowns courtesy of an anon on /heem/
http://pastebin.com/nAPNde1c
>BJJ Scout channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/BJJSCOUT
first for not cussing
>>68071050
First for fuckin cussin up a mutherfuckin storm
LADS PUT IT ON RICH EISIN HELWANI IS ON
>>68071050
Second for good clean respectful language
Anybody here posting at work? Basically getting paid to browse /heem/?
YOU'RE JUST AN AVERAGE BLOKE
>>68071050
Is goof a swear?
heem is so much better without that faggot trip. i hope he figures out how to cure his autism during his 3 day vacation.
>>68071040
Linked the wrong thread, my bad
This is the actual previous thread
>>68065010
>>68071056
oh fuck this one always gets me
>>68071071
kind of i'm getting paid to post at home
>>68071056
They say she'll be back in 2017...
>>68071050
First for no cussing allowed on 4chan.
Saying the "n-word" is a bannable offense.
>>68071056
Dude for a girl it's pretty alright
so I just watched all the embedded's, is dom an actual fucking loser walking his faggy dog and picking flowers? jesus christ what is this guy even thinking
>>68071138
Dude for a professional fighter whose striking was touted as the most elite and powerful in her entire division, it's pretty shit.
Why is Cruz such a psychopathic flower stealing asshole?
>>68071122
how much do you make? are you killing the game?
>>68071056
WORLD'S
MOST
DOMINANT ATHLETE
>>68071102
Pretty sure he got perma'd for ban evasion cuz anons kept capping his posts.
I kinda miss the webms desu.
>>68071160
It was definitely the most powerful in her division, though
but her division is weak as shit
>>68071056
When people tell you ‘Hey I was there when Muhammad Ali fought Sonny Liston’, ‘I got to see Mike Tyson beat Trevor Burbick’, that’s what I feel like when I watch her fight.
Holy shit Helwani just BTFO Colin Cowherd
>>68071168
Found my new picks pic
>>68071102
There's been a severe lack of brutal heems since he's been gone.
How would Saenchai fare in the UFC?
>>68071198
How can you say that given that she took the hardest heem in the history of the entire goddamn division in a striking clinic put on a by a more powerful, superior striker?
Holly fucked up Ronda's jaw like 40 seconds into the fight.
>>68071223
Can he defend the double?
It's a bit of a mistery.
>9 days til E3
>>68071231
Cris Angel is lookin good these days
Is Schaub actually in a relationship? I feel like his relationship with his girlfriend isn't actually real. He never talks or acts like he's in one. No one on any of the podcasts, including himself ever references that he's in a relationship of any kind. You'll occasionally hear Rogan reference having a wife. Never once hear about Schaub dating.
>>68071228
I feel like any woman would have been dusted by a kick like that from anyone at W135
>>68071102
What? Lol
/heem/ has been shit without him, especially late night /heem/
Not to mention the influx of casuals for the ppv this weekend. Been pretty lame desu.
>>68071203
Explain
>>68071271
He was with the mexican then made a baby with her and broke up with her supposedly.
Then he fucked Whitney Cummins, and then nothing.
>>68071287
6/10
>>68071280
>>68071189
just stop
nobody cares if you're here or not faggot
http://mma-math.com/proof.html?winnerID=3016689&loserID=2354347
all hail based t-rex.
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked by me jon
>>68071275
It's not like it was a flash KO outta nowhere. Ronda lost every single striking exchange in a fight that was nothing but striking exchanges. Ronda got fucked up for two and a half rounds before taking that kick.
>>68071228
Holly's a point fighter, not a power punchers. Ronda hits harder, Holly hits more precisely.
Who /bam bam/ here?
Top tier boy material
>>68071287
8/10
>>68071157
Quit cussing!
>>68071313
top tier bantz desu
he'd be top tier boy material if he's a certified meme killer
>>68071313
The Meme Killer is a better name than Bam Bam.
>>68071358
You don't think derailing both the Northcutt and Alves hypetrains certifies him as a memeslayer?
Helwani just killed it on Rich Eisen.
>>68071313
I want him to be champion more than anyone else in the UFC.
>ima get that dick jon
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you cum Jon?
Poirier is going to get cucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_71ts_V-vTU
>>68071479
doubt it
>>68071479
In the cage, Bobby Green's looked pretty mediocre to me in his recent outings. Shame too, he really impressed with debut win over Jacob "I'd like to heem Obama" Volkmann.
>>68071479
People said that about Caraway as well
The time of the reverse cuck is now
>>68071516
caraway lives with getting cucked so that's his world
Man, Cruz slaughtered Faber verbally. He's both smarter and a better talker, AND he has facts on his side. I don't know why, but the combination of Cruz's calm voice and his smart, well worded and to the point sentences makes me want to listen to him speak.
>>68071313
My boy
just watched the pre fight press conference...
wtf is up with that ugly ass fox analyst afro ho talking about "i talked to your mom dominick..she says your calm and in a good mood"?
fox needs to get rid of her and replace her with someone who writes their own questions
>>68071479
Naaah, not really.
Dom Cruz would make a better bro than cunt Faber. Fucking Chad asshole.
Dom doesn't need to spend all day trying to crush puss on boats with his bros, he trains, he walks his dog, he picks flowers, he has a job (something which Urijah would know nothing about)
Faber lives at home with a Thai man, and not even one of the good ones with nice jubblies and a hairless arsehole. He probably has ducks hanging from the ceiling and more rice than you can shake a stick at, and he doesn't even have a little dog bro to spend time with.
If anybody is gay, it's Urijah and not Dom. Dom does """"gay"""" things like have a little dog called Dojo because he's comfortable with his sexuality. Plus, would a bender have a collection of sweet swords and other weaponry in his house? I sincerely doubt it.
Urijah drives a big car because he's gay and is making up for his little cock. Dom drives a customised GTR because he likes cars and has a big cock.
>>68071615
It seems like he really tought the fight was over.
>>68071479
For sure my man.
>>68071636
It's amazing that he hasn't gotten hurt yet in this camp
Who else /Mackenzie/?
>>68071620
Shut up goof.
Karyn Bryant is great and has been around the sport forever you fucking casual.
synchtu be/r/heem
. between synch and be
>>68071671
get the fuck out of my thread little casual girl, no one wants to hear that "girl power" shit
>karyn bryant has been around the sport forever
kek
I didn't even know Ortega was fighting this week
>>68071627
Based.
>>68071664
why record this
Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson is doing a Q&A in 2 bongs 46 bings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3do_bRBT8w
IM NOT CHARLIE HEBDO AND NEVER WILL BE
>>68071732
>DJ has to pay attention to idiots instead of playing on his phone.
>>68071710
>I-I'm not the casual y-you are
>who's Karyn Bryant
You exposed yourself goof, feel free to stop replying and start over.
>>68071736
Seems like he wears that shirt for every event.
What a jerk
>>68071710
>defending karyn
>respect her so much she capitalizes her name
you're either karyn or a casual yourself
>>68071736
Whose quote is this?
>>68071676
Watching fights, Anderson vs bisping on now. I got Anderson taking round one.
>>68071757
kek
defending karyn in a thread by calling people casuals. fuck out of here with that shit
>>68071772
one of acbs be carefuls was wearing a shirt with that written on
>>68071785
You seriously are a casual if you don't know who Karyn Bryant is or how long she's been around the sport.
Sorry you're so upset you got exposed.
>>68071615
Will this ever be topped?
>non-Huntos trying to well-off KO
>>68071671
no offense but i hope you realize you white knighting on karyns behalf looks stupid as shit right?
just let it go, some people don't like her.
btw she's been around the sport as long as reebok so careful with the facts
>>68071556
>Man, Cruz slaughtered Faber verbally.
Not really. If youre talking about the press conference, Faber won.
Quick question for you handsome bastards. First some back story.
>be me
>Watch UFC heavily for a couple years
>go overseas for more years
>can't keep up with UFC because work
>now back in USA
>barely recognize any fighters
>have to watch Andrei Arlovski lose to Overheem
>Keith Jardine no longer fights (never great to begin with)
>They were my two favorite fighters
>only fighter I've seen in more than one fight is Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>Think she's a pretty good fighter, not sure she would beat Joanna Jędrzejczyk
So question is, should I try to catch up on everything that has happened in the last 8 years, or just say fuck it and watch from now onward?
I am happy for back
>>68071838
Just say fuck it
Watch the fighters you like, the most exciting fights, and the fights that got the current champions their belts, and just watch from here on
>>68071556
cruz be catty as fuck
faber is a total bro
>>68071838
Catch up on at least the last 3 years as that will inform what happens in the next 5.
>>68071873
For sure man
>>68071823
>I remember watching this on live TV
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyse and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond.
>>68071615
This shit makes me sad. What fucked up, backwards world do we live in that Bisping gets a decision win over Anderson Silva? His fall from the top has been probably one of the worst, considering how unstoppable he was.
>>68071838
>only fighter I've seen in more than one fight is Karolina Kowalkiewicz
How does this happen
>>68071838
The latter. Faggots will tell you to get fight pass and watch the spicy banger list, but I would just watch everything from here on out. If youre not a complete loser and have TV service, FS1, FS2, and the regional fox sports channels have old ufc fights all the time.
>>68071898
And let's not forget the sequel
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464978209335.webm
>>68071900
Explain the joke here please, I don't get why you post this every thread
>>68071911
>not enjoying his fall
>not enjoying the misery of his bandwagon fans/Brazilians as it all comes tumbling down
I felt bad when it happened to Jens Pulver, I'm enjoying it now that its Anderson Silva.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni8hD-HRwPM
who /Bisping Cruz Broship/ here
>>68071838
+1 for the latter, and when you see a fighter who catches your interest, maybe dig back into his stuff. It's a good life, being a fight fan.
>>68071832
I'm not white knighting anyone u goof.
I'm just pointing out you're a casual because you don't know her.
>she's been around as long as reebok
Oh ok so you're a casual and have only seen her on fox. What a casual goof.
>>68071939
you can tell how disgusted he was with the interviewer
>>68071900
please no please make it stop
>>68071736
What a piece of fucking shit
>>68071984
karyn?
>>68071919
Weird combination of not having cable or Internet at first and watching her vs. Markos, then getting cable right before she fought HeatherJo Clark
>>68071627
After everything went to shit when he had those string of injuries I don't think Cruz ever managed to rebuild it.
He looks happy though.
>>68071953
i just post it because the aussie doesn't like it
>>68072002
>>68071984
>interview from 2009
>sh-sh-shes been around forever
>leave karyn alone!
>c-c-casual g-g-ga-goof
must be nice being 20 years old
>>68071643
no he was obviously faking because he knew he couldn't beat bisping
>>68071836
>avoids answering questions
>M-MUH LOYALTY
>constantly tries to rip on Cruz for being on the sidelines, ignoring that he worked his ass off to come back from an impossible situation and immediately beat the guy that cucked Faber
Sure, bruh.
>>68071984
>leave karyn alone!
>>68071885
I like Faber, Cruz had the better points. Faber is basically ''Oh, you nearly crippled yourself? Well BOO-HOO!'' ignoring that Dom did in the past two months more then Faber did in 4 years.
>>68072077
Go back and read the thread from when the press conference was live. Faber's lines got the best reactions.
>it's saturday
>little pervert
Local boy on the ACB card hard a pretty rough first round. Seems to have gotten his senses back in the second though.
>>68071900
Welcome to "If I Did It" where we bullshit about facebook mom tier buzzfeed stories and politely laugh at Eugene's bad jokes to vainly absolve our white guilt and lament our sorry careers.
>>68072071
hmmmm, nah, not really.
>>68072137
>a small mistake and a high-school tier insult make up for avoiding answering legitimate criticism that completely undermines your entire stance
I mean, sure.
>>68072067
>>68072096
Nice samefagging goof
Just admit you're a casual and move on.
If you couldn't recognize Karyn and only knew her from fox
>Karyn has been around as long as reebok
Then you're a casual. Deal with it bro, you'll never be a real fight fan.
Weekend with Faber:
doing some matwork with Urijah learning that trademark alpha male RNC
sparring with master thong
going wakeboarding the boys and some hot girls
probably bbq and have beers and watch fights
Weekend with Cruz:
Spend 6 hours doig nothing but evasive footwork drills, no contact because Dom is fragile
get dragged to some quincera where no one speaks english
take faggy little dog for walk and end up being arrested as an accomplice to flower theft
>>68072141
That brazilian tap tho
>>68072196
What's a quincera?
>>68072196
>faggy little dog
Step too far. Leave the pupper alone.
>>68072209
He better be VERY careful after this fight
>>68072228
I was attempting to spell Quinceañera which is a party for a girl when she turns 15 in mexican culture
>>68072150
man, true full blooded africans are so ugly.
I understand you could make a case to mix with a latina, asian, or even some arabs, but africans are so shit tier.
You're basically sacrificing your personal enjoyment, and genetic line just to make an ape's offspring slightly more attractive. What a downgrade for your own offspring though.
>>68072196
Cruz is the champ and GOAT, Faber is a manlet cuck, deal with it.
americans are objectively the worst posters on /heem/
>>68072194
>i recognize karyn from 2009
>i'm the ultimate fight fan
not samefag, just recognize you sound pathetic by getting your panties in a bunch over karyn
i always think its hilarious when girls go on here acting like they are the nion fight fan by calling others casuals
>>68072228
its a celebration
Give that man his purple belt!
>>68072279
>showing out this hard for a perpetually injured decision machine
C'mon serbbro.
>>68072253
jej
>>68072258
Oh yeah, we do that shit too.
>>68072274
I don't know, there some tribes of african girls who look pretty fucking good t bh.
I..i like to cuss
PURP THAT BELT
>>68072282
sorry it's the spanish, french and germans (can't believe canadians aren't the worst)
>>68072294
Riff Raff would absolutely beat the shit out of CM Punk
watching fights: synchtu be/r/heem
>>68072282
I think the Dutch are worse.
>>68072194
>i recognize karyn!
>im a true fight fan
kek
I wonder if these muslim "russians" train anything other than grappling.
>>68072299
>decision machine
Bet you hate GSP too, huh?
>perpetually injured
And yet he's still a two time champ, as opposed to Faber's zero. I mean, really.
>>68072331
easily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsIfg_b_Og8
Rewatching silva vs bisping on heemstream
I scored it 49-46 for silva.
Only round bisping won was round 2. He got his shit pushed in, just look at his face.
Fucking London judges won't let bisping lose.
>>68072343
>Bet you hate GSP too, huh?
The roided up lay and prayer than was allowed to miss weight? I've never cared for him as a fighter.
>And yet he's still a two time champ, as opposed to Faber's zero. I mean, really.
Did you know that the UFC didn't always have 145 and 135 divisions? Did you miss the part of the press conference where Faber pointed out that Cruz has fought half the guys Faber has and none of the guys that beat Faber?
>>68072378
You scored it that way because youre a fucking moron
Anything else you need answered?
>>68072378
Bisping clearly won rounds 1 and 2. He also won 4 in my opinion but thats the swing round.
>>68072378
You're wrong/
>>68072339
Damn bro you really got triggered.
You'll notice only real fight fans recognize Karyn and agree with me.
Her interviews with rampage are goat.
>all these losers making themselves believe Faber didn't burn Cruz in trashtalking
Cruz is that little perfidious analyst that tries to sound smart when gets his ass handed to alleviate his pitiful state. What did Faber say that wasn't untrue? His hands aren't small? his highlights aren't jabs? Cruz will get his smug face beaten.
Pic related is Cruckz
>gets ko'd
>gifted the decision anyway
britcucks will defend this
>>68072437
>OSP will heem Jones
>>68072403
>>68072409
This is why British people shouldn't judge fights. They're even more biased than Brazilian judges.
>>68072437
>Lithcuck
>>68072428
i always knew her as the girl rampage wouldnt touch
>>68071838
Thanks for the answers everyone.
>>68072437
lithcuck?
>>68072319
t bh i'm the worst poster
Expect Dana to tweet out free tickets. There are still a shitload of seats available. If you live in the LA area I would post up at LA Live.
>>68072402
How did you score it then goof?
>>68072403
Nothing really happened it round 1, but I think silva did more.
Round 4 was close but silva busted bisping up the whole round landing harder shots.
Watching tj vs dom on heemstream now.
>>68072401
>Cruz has fought half the guys Faber has and none of the guys that beat Faber
All i'm hearing are excuses, m8. He had 4 years to win the belt after Dominic left, and if he was as good as he says he is he would have done it. He's a great fighter, and i am a fan, but he really is constantly making excuses. When Dominic damn near crippled himself, he clenched his teeth and worked his ass off to get back. And seriously, what kind of argument is
>you haven't fought the guys i've lost to
Who gives a shit? Seriously, really childish.
>>68072453
Silva took a cheap shot. He was talking to the ref at the time when Silva went for the knee.
SIlva also didn't finish him, Herb didn't stop the fight.
Bisping was dominating the fight up until that point.
Silva's days are over. He should just get one more win against a can and hang them up.
>>68072514
They made the event too expensive again or what?
>>68072530
Well his loss to Barao was a chickenshit Herb Dean stoppage. If you think otherwise I don't know what to tell you. Faber isnt in his prime anymore. When he was, he was champion of the best 145 division in the world where he beat Dom.
>>68072550
Yup. They overpriced. MAYBE if Weidman hadn't bitched out it would have sold better. But Zuffa overestimated how much the LA fanbase would be willing to pay for this card. Also, people here remember 184 turning to shit and were probably hesitant to buy tickets to another ufc.
>>68072551
Yeah, a 9-0 Dominic got fed to a 18-1 Faber, and then beat him in a bigger fight in a rematch when he reached his prime.
>he was champion of the best 145 division in the world
In the past. UFC is the greatest mma promotion now, and Dominic is the champion in the sport that has evolved since then.
>>68072378
I only just watched it for the first time yesterday. Couldn't handle the idea of watching Silva lose a fight to Bisping, even though I had already seen most of the highlight webms.
I agree. If anything, i don't see how it wasn't at least a split decision. Some of the rounds were questionable, and to be fair, silva wasn't landing much, or doing much at all in the first 2 rounds. But I feel like he won rounds 3-5.
lmao
>>68072651
rude
>>68072651
>bitches will unironically say someone 'talks like a stalker'
hoes these days...
>>68072708
He does though. Like you can imagine his voice on a creepy voicemail saying something like "I've been watching you."
>post yfw you imagine Michael Bisping actually somehow pulling off the win and becoming the """undisputed""" middleweight champion
>>68072748
ONE OF US
>>68072748
I think you should stop watching TV.
>>68072748
Well, personally, i love his voice. It sounds smart and serious and calm because he's confident in himself. The way he presents himself, that voice and his clever speaking make everyone listen to him. He doesn't have to raise his voice because people know he's got something important or interesting to say when he opens his mouth.
>>68072777
burgerland's very own miguel bispig
>mfw my grapplefu has never been posted here
>>68072708
Stalker-loser confirmed
>>68072777
btw, TRIPS CONFIRMED
>>68071838
Robbie Lawler vs Rory Macdonald 2 is a must watch. The entire main card of UFC 189, in general, is great.
wtf was this ref just now
>>68072847
He was REALLY keen to shove that mouthpiece back in
>>68072748
He sounds like Elliot Whatshisname. The kid that made the Supreme Gentleman video and shot up that school.
>>68072708
Creepy betas have the tendancy to have unrealistic ideals which they cling to and fantasize about, so of course stalk too.
effeminate men in movies are always portrayed as the hands of emperor that move in the shadows to make intrigue and backstab. They are like girls which naturally shittalk behind esch other and make their life unpleasant in inconspicuous ways, but, being men, they have much greater ability to make bigger plans and start them.
>guy in a deep guillotine spits out his mouthpiece
>the ref separates them to put the mouthpiece back in
>>68072881
id rather have steve mazagatti let people be choked to death than that bullshit haha
seriously, never saw something like this in my whole life
>>68072453
>Does not know the difference between a ko and knock down.
>>68072881
>>68072908
Holy shit
>>68072914
>knock down
is that what we're calling it?
>>68071964
He was a good fighter but i hated that obnoxious head dodge and i was happy when he finally dodged a little too late and got jawed for it.
>>68071102
Who could Demo heem?
>>68072951
Yes. If you are able to have a convo with Herb 2 seconds after getting hit with a knee then you didnt get KO'd.
>>68071967
Bisping but not Cruz, Cruz fight is too close could go either way IMO, i put some money down on Elvis as well
I heem'd myself today
To see if I have chin
I focus on the light
The only thing that's real
>>68072881
Kek, has this happened?
>>68073023
>m-mouthpie-mouth p-piece... mouth.. piece..
>conversation
Rewatching tj vs dom on heemstream
Dom clearly won rounds 1 and 3
Tj clearly won rounds 4 & 5
Round 2 is the deciding round
Super close I scored it 10-10, making the fight a 48-48 draw.
Judges obviously felt some sympathy for dom's injury story and gifted him the decision.
Not to mention that tj did more damage as Cruz could barely walk after the fight.
>>68073022
He's sort of a big guy
He could probably heem most flyweights if he landed flush with a powerful strike
>>68073022
His channel.
>>68073078
Nice b8
>>68073075
He wasnt' out. Are you really this dumb? You think Conor is the GOAT so it makes sense.
>Cruz stealing somebody's flowers
Yea he's entirely mexican.
>>68073149
>He wasnt' out
neither are half the people that lose via tko. in a real world scenario, bispongs death would have been simulated with follow up strikes as bispong would fail to intelligently defend himself. every real fight fan recognizes what happened to bisping that night, and we all know that anderson was the real winner.
>>68073149
>His nervous system literally short circuited as his face broke into several pieces
>Crippled against the cage with glazed eyes
>Puts on a poker face and gets helped to his stool, his ears ringing like the Saving Private Ryan D-Day scene
>H-he wasn't out
>>68073193
>neither are half the people that lose via tko
Yeah, thats why the fight gets stopped atfer a bunch of unanswered strikes. This was just the knock down and that was it.
>>68073242
>This was just the knock down and that was it.
In the real world you don't get saved by the bell. Anderson Silva beat Michael Bisping, no contention.
>>68073268
>In the real world you don't get saved by the bell
And who gives a fuck?
>>68073193
>>68073215
If you think Bisping was KOed I'd love to hear what you think it is that I'm going to do to you
>>68071313
/heem/'s boy?
>>68073280
>And who gives a fuck?
real fight fans
>>68073300
Well go to world star then real fight fan.
>>68073215
This
Fantastic description btw senpai
What time do the early prelims start tomorrow? 6 eastern?
>>68073268
In the real world Bisping would've caved Anderson's head in with stomps after the first knockdown
>>68073300
In the real world, soccer kicks, bites, small joint manipulations, eye gouging, and weapons are all allowed as well
>>68073285
Shitpost at me on a Mongolian pinball forum? I would fucking murder you, pussy
>>68073318
>if i samefag they might take me seriously
>ill divert this obvious fagotry with an obvious cover up of asking a stuoid question
>being this triggered that bisping list
>>68073336
soccer kicks should be legal, but all that other shit is not approved by real fight fans.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/muhammad-ali-life-support-family-8110536
ali is about to die guys
>>68073354
You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you murder me?
>>68073068
yes, on the ACB show thats live now. the guy that got screwed went on to lose a decision.
>>68071306
I dropped the screw in the tuna
>>68073388
I'm a samurai
>>68073431
You're just an average bloke
>>68073268
>>68073300
"In the real world" someones eyes were going to be gauged 1 minute into the fight. Thats the most retarded statement you could have made.
Also >>68073324
And >>68073336
>>68073099
shut up
>>68073376
Yeah, humans die, that's what we do.
>>68072196
Hello Urijah
>>68073376
He had an epic run. RIP legend.
>>68073468
Ebin
*tips samurai helmet*
>>68072196
And still, Cruz is gonna get the win.
Truly one of the best.
>>68073085
I wonder how tall demo is
UFC 199 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 5
https://youtu.be/Ni8hD-HRwPM
>Dos Anjos is such a boring, shit tier champ he has to defend his belt on Fight Nights over and over.
Brazilians really are shit at making money. All the lower weight hue champs (Aldo, Barao, RDJ) make jack shit for money.
>>68073450
You've never simulated anybody's death before, bud
>>68073545
Check the record, bud
>>68073545
"Zip it little guy. I'll put a quarter in you."
>>68073532
shut up
>>68073559
Stop waving your chin flap
>>68073532
>Barao unironically made $27k to defend the belt and was doing his laundry in a dirty tub when he was a UFC champion of the world.
Nice 'sport'
>>68073572
Hey
>>68073572
Better watch that lip.
everyone be quiet
The scary reality that Britbongs could finally have a UFC champion in 48 hours
>a Basebore player that comes off the bench once in maybe ten games makes 10x the money and gets 10x the pussy of a UFC champ
UFC will never get elite athletes in their ranks. Maybe 1 or 2 at any given moment.
>>68071479
>that "hair"
Lmao what the fuck is this shit?
>>68072253
did local boy win? I'd hate to think that faggot benefited from his cheating ways in the end
>>68073675
Wrestlers are elite athletes and we're going to get a fuckload of them m8
>>68073675
Those athletes only become "elite" because they can afford the best steroids the moment they sign their first pro contract.
Hey
>>68073675
Fuckin saved
>>68073712
yeah he submitted him for the second time in the third round
Is ACB streaming on Youtube? Post a linkola, faggots
>>68073738
nice
thought he was done in the first round for sure
>>68073731
How's it going man?
>go to ufc youtube page
>luke rockhold vs michael bisping ea simulation
>rockhold ko's bisping in the first round
>>68073765
I'm a samurai
>>68073769
Wow that game is really realistic
>>68072651
>>68072708
>tfw Cruz is the r9k of fighters
He's going to go full out Elliot soon.
I'm putting this entire thread on notice
>>68073769
>Cruz wins by decision
These outcomes seem highly likely
>>68073738
should have gone Paul Harris on his ass to teach him a lesson
>>68073675
>>68073737
>tfw i have it saved too
When the fuck does he fight again /heem/?
Believe you me I'm putting a cheeky 5er on Bisping Cruz
post yfw bisbong, faber and henderson win
Why has /heem/ been so shit and childish lately?
>>68073921
Believe you me you'd be better off flushing that 5er down the toilet believe you me
im so bored lads I wish it was on tonight. I need to do something with my life.
Is stonegrasp's knee injury legit?
>>68073675
thats god tier
>>68073922
>bisbong faber hendo guida parlay
who has the cojones?
>>68073973
nah hes just that shook
So now that jones is off coke, weed, and alcohol, can we all agree that they are peds?
>>68073973
Just an excuse. He's a giant cuck
That samurai bit was a little too cringey
Did Dana tell everyone to cut promos like Conor during their press conferences or something?
>>68074044
Drugs are for sure a ped, they're also a life enhancing drug.
There's a reason they're illegal, the government doesn't want an enhanced populace.
>>68071056
I have trained for boxing once and I could throw purer punches than that.
>>68071311
Debatable. If Ronda had Holly's skill, she would probably punchharder but she doesn't.
>>68071056
How the fuck did anyone look at that and think that's good.
>>68074277
prove it post yourself
>>68071138
TATE has lightyears better striking.
To say nothing about girls who are actually good at it.
>>68074100
I wonder if it was not always like that, maybe Conor is being such a good trash talker that he makes us realize how bad other fighters are at it.
Look at Bisping, he is probably considered as one of the best shit talker, but he just speak loud and doesn't let his opponent talk, he's not that good at all.
>>68074331
>TATE has lightyears better striking
Yeah no
>>68071231
>you will never get manhandled and stomped on by momma Cat
Why live?
>>68074357
Of course she does. Watch their second fight.
>>68074361
are you the same german who keeps posting that everyone here could heem him
>>68074331
Anyone got the miesha vs cat webms?
>>68074381
The second fight is the reason why I said no
In case the guy doing the UFC199 picks is still lurking.
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68072196
>Weekend with Faber:
>Creeping on PVZ
>Creeping on TJ Dillasnake
>Creeping on a UFC title
has there been a bigger cuck than Faber? he's just surrounded by things he wants but will never have.
30 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3do_bRBT8w
>>68071736
>constantly wearing a t-shirt endorsing the brutal murder of anyone who says mean things about your religion
I don't WANT to hate fighters just because they're muslim, but they make it really difficult
Name my band
>>68072148
>>68071900
my sides
>>68074490
who are you talking about?
>>68074514
chuck liddell and the manlets
Just watched last tuf episode.
Lmao Joanna is being way more of an ape than Cláudia. Who would've thought. Why isn't Joanna doing any damage control yet? Reebok must not be thrilled.
Bisping blew Rockhold the frick out on a ontological level in the presser, tomorrow he'll plant the final seed of doubt in his small reptilian brain #andNew
So it would seem that anyone that wears a suit,tie and sunglasses in UFC is officially biting Conor's dick, why did this meme have to exist?
>>68074582
>i don't read the OP
>>68074617
And then you woke up.
>Getting a haircut on the embeddeds
Did Urijah curse himself?
>>68074582
>Joanna is being way more of an ape than Cláudia. Who would've thought
Who would've thought? Perhaps anyone familiar with slavs.
I think Cruz would like to have a camera crew following him all the times, he's very lonely.
We should send him a card.
>>68074657
Rockhold is fighting on the same card. He's safe.
>>68074582
Look at the OP >>68071040
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk unhappy with how she is being shown on TUF 23
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11848950/morning-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-is-unhappy-with-how-she-is-being
I've not really been watching TUF but I found the news pretty interesting
>>68074638
People used suits long before Conor, the sunglasses part could be true but i havent seen anyone relevant pulling it off
>>68074680
Reddit please go
>>68074680
I found the address
Alliance Gym
795 3rd Avenue
Chula Vista,CA 91910
I think a nice message with a collage of dog pictures being happy would be nice
>>68074638
>People wearing suits is cause they're copying Conor
Damn 189ers
Remember this thing
Why was it allowed to happen
Did I miss the weight in ?
>>68074490
You're a dumb sack of shit with an IQ of about 40.
Your reading comprehension is shit and you should leave the thinking to people that actually know how to do it.
>>68074680
We are his only friends it seems.
I actually feel so bad for Cruz, i wish i was boys with him and dojo.
>>68071287
10/10
>>68074638
>why did this meme have to exist?
Because a shitload of people only came in when Connor did.
They don't know they forced Aldo to buy a suit back when.
>>68072011
Are you a fucking faggot?`What's wrong with that shirt? People don't have to like you just because your office was shot up by lunatics.
If Hillary gets assassinated, will that change the fact that she's a massive cunt?
>>68074680
>Uriah wins the belt
>Cruz ends up in hospital
>Uriah sends him a card and a pic
>"get well soon fagit"
>>68074761
>you should leave the thinking to people that actually know how to do it.
How undemocratic of you, Germany.
https://youtu.be/ZjIAXtvAHkI
2 fights ago Joanna said she wanted to fight 5 more times
Claudia is the future of the division everyone else is literally shit
>>68074760
Oh so they already did the weight in at 10 am and later it will be just Rogan reading the weight and then the staredown, from what I understand.
I don't think I like this new thing.
>>68074761
I mean, why else would you wear a shirt like that
>>68074793
Time for some bants
ta senpai
>>68074793
>I can sell sand to an Arab
wow didn't know that Bisping was racist
no longer my boy
>>68071287
12/10
>>68071556
Cruz believes he "outwrestled" a guy outside of a wrestling match (impossible) because he took him down for 3 seconds.
Pointfighters...
>>68074789
that's an suv, not a truck
>>68074800
Because he finds it gay that people indentify with a satire magazine that was disliked in his circles before that attack happened. It's cringeworthy. Well to him.
Just because they get rekt by terrists, doesn't mean you have to be sympatico with people that shit on religions. (not just Islam, what you guys don't know, Muslims don't hate blasphemers for insulting Islam, but for insulting religion. It's like being "racist" in America for them)
>>68074787
Hey, you're welcome to dislike someone even after they're violently murdered. No one has a problem with people shitting on Osama Bin Laden even though he was assassinated.
But if you're gonna make a public statement about having no sympathy for a group of people who died in a terrorist attack, and their only crime was making fun of some guy you have a hardon for, yeah you're kind of a cunt.
I tip your wages Nate yeh
>>68074793
>Bisping
Is he supposed to be the good guy here?
He comes off like a baby
>>68074392
That would be a girl who is actually good at it. :^)
>>68074862
>implying you're old enough to drive
>>68074793
>This guy couldn't sell water to a thirsty guy in a desert
>I can sell sand to an Arab
Rockhold looks pretty emotional
>I tore my MC...MCL
>>68072378
Reminder if you thought Silva beat Bisping you are literally a cuckold
>>68074793
Holy shit does AKA just have no bants whatsoever? Luke got fucking destroyed
L I V E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3do_bRBT8w
>>68074950
>Demetrious Johnson
Who gives a shit?
>>68074961
fight fans
>>68074793
Kek Bisping is gonna get KO'd stiff
>>68074885
You guys don't understand that other places of the world actually have a concept of "honor". You guys used to have it as well, which is why "dueling" used to be a thing. The reason why you overlook that is that they're Muslims. Newsflash: non-Muslims care about honor way more than you do as well. If you take out the fact that terrorists exist, religious Christians all over the world would have an easy time agreeing with Muslims that blasphemers are dogshit.
I agree with you that whoever the guy that wears this shirt is a too, but you are blinded by the complete lack of honor of whereever you live. It's not Muslims that are different from you, it's everyone that isn't you.
>>68074793
>sell sand to an arab
never heard that one before
>>68074961
Fight fans.
They both dress like edgy teenagers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NqlKJwWhDE
>>68074999
they both look like teenagers too
>>68074793
YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU KILL ME, MICHAEL?
>>68074950
no one cares
>>68074961
>justbleed 189er detected
>>68072137
redneck little shit pls go
>>68074987
Yeah and if you're different from me in this regard you're a huge faggot. Don't really see the issue.
I get that it's a cultural thing, and I get that it's not restricted to Muslims, or even to the non-western world. It's still a shit piece of culture.
>>68074961
I do kid
>>68074898
Percent chance Nate saved absolutely any of his winnings?
I'd say about 2%
>goldberg's banter
>Goldberg making jokes
LIVE MANLET Q&A
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3do_bRBT8w
>>68074712
tfw I work 2 blocks from there
S P I C Y
>How difficult is it to stay mentally challenged?
>How hard is it to stay mentally challenged?
"how tough is it to stay mentally challenged"
oh goldie
holy voice crack
>>68075094
>difficult, hard, tough
pick one dicks
>I'm sick with a bad cold
>let me go to a public area and touch/speak into a microphone dozens of people wil also use
What a dick. who does thar?
>>68075113
he said tough i was the only right one
>>68075121
An Alpha Male
>>68074793
>mfw Bisping said "DO WHATEVER DAFUK YOU WANNA DO"
>>68074490
fuck charlie hebdo, tumblr tier
>>68075121
Virgin faggot losers who follow this joke of a "fighter" mickey mouse all day watching him play video games on twitch
Seriously where are all the real men in the UFC?
I'm the least hit fighter in the UFC
-CM Punk
>>68075097
FUCKN A GOLDBERG
>>68075145
>go up to Meisha with the nuts hanging out
Lads bryan callen says schaub knocked out stipe in sparring
Tfw you can't kill yourself because there will always be an awesome card on the horizon
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
>>68075203
But of course.
@johnnyfight
>>68075215
Why are there no women on the card?
DJ vs Dillashaw would be an incredible fight
>its a Schaub is unable to take criticism episode
>>68075203
We all know this is accurate because Schaub is the natty HW GOAT
>>68075146
Don't talk to me or my boy ever again
Daily Reminder:
Valentina Shevchenko - WM Strawweight Champ
Dominic Cruz - Flyweight Champ
Urijah Faber - Bantamweight Champ
Nate Diaz - Featherweight Champ
Khabib - Lightweight Champ
Nick Diaz - Welterweight Champ
Vitor Belfort - Middleweight Champ
Jon Jones - Light Heavyweight Champ
Stefan Struve - Heavyweight Champ
>>68075226
The one WMMA fight on 199 isn't really main card material
>>68075263
So the only alternative is an all-white male card?
Where is the diversity?
>>68075226
Because we live in an oppressive patriarchal society.
>>68075215
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
>>68075258
Two of these are accurate
>>68075189
>Thanks to USADA all these fighters gettin' caught using all these damn pre-grains, creagains, beta gains, whey gains and damn libido gains. Which can only be found on officialhodgetwins.com!
>>68075248
>Defending some fat neckbeard cuck instead of one of the GREATEST FIGHTERS OF ALL TIME Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub
delete your 4chan account immediately
>>68075274
if they were all white males then that would be true diversity since it is the biggest minority on earth
>>68075302
its a pretty awkward interview desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzfPzROSqQ4
>>68075302
guillotine yourself
>dj plays basketball
kek
>>68075325
>white males
>minority
>>68075345
he is the basketball
>>68075330
>tfw Schaub could kill both of those losers at the same time
boxing is such a goof sport
wow didn't know mighty mouse is such a racist
no longer my boy
cant support a bigot
training in a gi BTFO
how does dj not have pit stains when he's dancing and boxing around on stage, while i get my shirt soaked just by walking to the toilet and back
>>68075338
I'm sorry I upset you Dan! Please forgive me!
god goldberg is so awkard
>>68075376
I think it's called deoderant son
>>68075248
What happened?
>>68075400
They make Fifa 16 in like 20 different languages. Wow!
>>68075376
>fat people browse /heem/
for sure fucking KO yourself into a grave my man
literally who is this manlet doing Q&A right now
>>68075442
How tired do you think Pat is of fucking that boy now that she completely fucked her shit up?
>>68075360
A middleweight boxer would knock Schaub out cold
>>68075432
Dan Rafael said that Schaub's post fight interview was the worst ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzfPzROSqQ4
I miss him
>>68075416
i do use deodorant, with some antiperspirant thing or whatever, doesn't stop it
>>68075441
not even fat. even during high-school when i trained like crazy, i still sweated like crazy.
>>68075215
Michael Bisping (because why the fuck not)
Dominick Cruz
Max Holloway
Hector Lombard
Bobby Green
>>68075465
in a boxing match
a middleweight mma fighter could submit tyson fury
>>68075394
Sorry you have to defend your boyfriend on a Taiwanese imageboard Callen
Someone please ban the piece of shit muslim german
I sincerely hope you fucking die in a terrorist attack you fucking piece of shit
>>68075490
The fuck is that?
>>68075511
A female
>>68075465
A middleweight boxer would get D'arce choked and then Schaub would fuck the boxer's wife on the boxer's unconscious body
>>68075456
If anything is makes things more hot.
>fucking long hair Rose while she has some high socks on
>getting head and rubbing bald headed Roses head
>fucking delicious flat chested Rose while admiring her boy hair
Nothing wrong or gay. I envy him because he got her when she was 16 and he was 32
>>68075498
In real life. Golovkin would fuck Schaub's shit up before he could ever take him down. Boxers are peak athletes at the highest skill level. MMA is still archaic and Schaub retired because his chin is made of Cain's knee tendons. Tyson Fury is 6'7" and close to 300 pounds. Brock Lesnar would shit himself.
>>68075498
I bet a 145 grappler can put him to sleep.
>>68075540
Trying so hard.
>>68075545
>In real life
in real life a 115 pound woman would shoot both of them before they could do anything to her
>not understanding the purpose of a microphone
>>68075552
MY
FUCKIN
WIFE
>>68075523
Looks like a creepypasta image.
>>68075540
Muslim trigger the shit out of me t bh
>>68075548
ye
>>68075552
>Being brainwashed by the patriarchy
>>68075571
It's cosplay of a character from a game called Life is Strange.
So what are you guys doing for freaky friday?
>>68075545
In real life Khabib would toss Floyd, the greatest boxer in history, on his fucking head in 5 seconds. Don't be a goof
>>68075552
internalized misogyny desu baka
>>68075504
cry more
>>68075548
be careful
>>68075590
Going to go talk to some slags
>>68075601
DROPPED
>>68075590
is that what she calls visiting her brother in prison?
>>68075590
Switching bodies with your mom.
and people wonder why he's a shit draw
>>68075597
Ok.
All british """men""" are piece of shit pirates that literally stole my island
>>68075552
MIESHA
REDPILL
TATE
>>68075590
shitposting on heem and thinking about which pupper i should get
>>68075545
Have you ever watched James Toney vs Randy Couture? It's relevant in the context of this topic of discussion. Also, if it got to the ground, a 185 pounder actually could submit him. Size and strength aren't as important in jiujitsu as they are in boxing.
>>68075552
FITEFU
>>68075545
>this 1993 logic
>>68075591
One hit from Floyd would put the entire nation of Dagestan to sleep. You guys seriously don't know what you're talking about. The top 1% of boxers are infinitely more talented individuals than anybody who has ever competed in MMA.
>>68075552
Pretty based
>>68075661
We're trying to have an actual discussion here m8
>>68075661
One hit from Floyd and he would break his fingers because he has no tape or gloves on, Khabib would eat the shot and would already be securing the double leg
GOLDIE
O
L
D
I
E
I wrestled in high school and did tae kwon do for 5 years. Id literally kill any boxer at any weight in a street fight. Not even bragging just being real
>>68075601
>Jamal Jenkins: don't play the sexist card
Who is this?
B I S P I N G
>post-wall roastie in a Star Wars shirt
yuck
Who /nofriends/ here? Cruz is one of us.
>>68075755
jon jones and holly holm
>>68075755
Tyron Woodley and Paige VanZant
>>68075601
what did funkmaster say
>>68075775
NEW
>>68075768
15 years strong
>>68075769
thank you
>>68075755
That's Prince and Britney Spears
>>68075736
>Tae Kwon Do
Sloppiest of all the martial arts. You can bob and weave all day, but if the boxer grabs you with his bare hands you're fucking done.
>>68075782
>12 posts early
>>68075755
2 chimps
>>68075763
sexy as fuck voice tho
>>68075755
me on the left
>>68075215
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Hendersonnn
Poirer
>>68075792
If any boxers "grabs" me, he will be going for a ride
>>68075736
Are you Benson Henderson?
>>68075786
how old are you lad?
>>68075215
rockhold
cruz
hollaway
henderson
green
>>68071287
9/10
is it weird that goobs doesn't have a headkick ko?
>>68075950
no since he uses kicks to setup for punches
>>68075950
It's fucking weird but Bryan Callan of all people explained why.
Goobs doesn't throw kicks to knock people out. He throws them to get close, hurt the body and maintain space.
Fuckers basically a fancy puncher.
>>68075763
>post-wall
>>68075159
When is he going to fight? I've heard about it for a while now and I wonder if we're just getting our leg pulled.
>>68075442
>I fuck my trainer
>>68075545
>Golovkin would fuck Schaub's shit up before he could ever take him down.
Schaub would literally just walk through his punches. He sparred with Carwin on the regular, that little manlet wouldn't even hurt him.
Hell, fuck Schaub, google Gabi Garcia.
>>68075552
I literally want to bathe in her sweat right now.
>>68075661
>The top 1% of boxers are infinitely more talented individuals than anybody who has ever competed in MMA.
And Michael Jordan may be more talented than any boxer to ever step a foot into a ring.
He would still get rekt like there's no tomorrow.
Point is, boxers are shit fighters, because their ruleset doesn't allow for real fighting to happen. Him beating Khabib in a real fight is only slightly more likely than Messi doing it.
Also:
>Featherfist Mayweather knocking out a guy of Khabib's size
KEK.
>>68075736
>Id literally kill any boxer at any weight in a street fight.
Literally anyboxer at anyweight would murder you.
>MUH TAEKWONDO
>MUH HS WRESTLING
KEK.
