Upcoming events:
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6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68053472 (You) (Cross-thread)
News:
>Kevin Lee replaces Stevie Ray to fight Jake Matthews
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11848330/stevie-ray-out-kevin-lee-in-against-jake-matthews-at-tuf-23-finale
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk unhappy with how she is being shown on TUF 23
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11848950/morning-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-is-unhappy-with-how-she-is-being
>Mackenzie Dern gets opponent
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
>Clay Guida wants to be on Donald Trump's security detail
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/3/11850648/trump-2016-ufc-199-featherweight-wants-security-detail-donald-trump-presidential-election
schaub
Schaub
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
Conor McGregor
Bryan
Post yfw Bisbing deletes Rockholds chin
ngannou
>>68075800
Good meme and doubles
oh god here we go
>>68075775
>tfw linked the wrong thread again
>>68075803
Caraway
Francis
Ngannou
>Brazilians
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68075775
real previous thread here
>>68071040
>>68075861
Real thread btw
Brazillian BTFO DJ
>this repetitive rambling spic
Let's just stand and trade shots like men. No wrestling, no Jiu Jitsu just straight up manly fighting.
>there are """people""" itt that don't want Rockhold to lose
>>68075886
Dude is you serious?
>My question to you is
>Uhhh
>There's a lot of competitors
>So my question to you is...
>Uhhhh
>My main question is...
>Uhhhhhhh
>Do you wanna rematch with Dom?
>GGG BTFO
will he ever recover?
>openly admitting you have a bum knee
Put the house on bisping for red panty night
>>68075775
Does anybody like this format of OPs?
>>68075923
>Flag
>Wanting a Brit to win
Are you this cucked Argentina?
You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass - wat do?
When are weigh ins?
>>68075923
I just want Rockhold to win so my boy can have his rematch.
>>68075990
Be careful
>>68075986
t bh brits are pretty ok people, the falkland war was all a ruse
>>68075990
Very carefully pretend I didn't notice.
>>68075990
try to get out before he blows himself up
>>68075981
>events
>news
>old thread
what would you change
>>68075990
Be very careful
>>68076002
Weidman purposefully injured himself so he can fight in New York. Believe you me I will be in attendance for that fight, it's much more appealing than "Bisping vs. Weidman"
>>68076029
It looks like a mess
is there a press conference going on
>>68075990
>girlfriend
>>68075990
oblique kick to the knee
>>68076060
not specific enough m8
are you just rusing me
WHEN ARE WEIGH INS
>>68076088
No, I'm telling you what it is. It looks awful everytime. You should cut those events down by at least half.
>>68076095
stram starts in just over one bong
are they doing the full thing just for show?
>>68075981
Lose the parenthesis you don't need em
Just do a dash between the card number and main event if you feel it's really necessary like this
UFC 199 - Rockhold vs Bisping
Also you can take off the smaller shows desu, no one gives a shit about pancrase, Titan FC, or even invicta.
I'd focus on making it more compact and precise.
Hey
>>68076071
>54%
>>68076120
Got something to say Luke?
>>68076120
Come on finish your sentence
>>68076118
>no one gives a shit about pancrase, Titan FC, or even invicta
>I don't give a shit so nobody does
THERE'S
>>68076136
>>68076143
I-I'm a samurai....
>>68076143
Im a samurai
can't wait to see how bodied up Luke looks at the weigh-in 2bh
>>68076146
>I care about pancrase and Titan FC so everyone should
>>68076146
>this aggressive autism
You should learn to take criticism better
>>68076120
ho
lets go
Anyone in New Jersey?
>>68076071
hhehehehhe this really explains alot :)
>>68076173
>luke is the new era of clean fighters according to some literal who journalist
the natty king
Daily reminder that you can never be careful enough
>>68076221
MMA journalists are literally the bottom of the barrel of human intelligence
>>68076244
There is nothing worse than an online critic.
>>68076231
Was France ever careful?
>>68076231
Especially if you are a white german girl in new years eve
>>68076221
I feel like it's kind of hard to write in-depth speculation about something as crazy as the fight game. Anything can happen in the cage. It's like trying to analyze a dice roll.
Look into my eyes liddle man
>>68076291
aye joost put my hand on hees neck and I bent heem ovah
Why is this guy the most alpha person to ever live
>>68076305
if dis was a different toim I would invade his favela on horse back and kill anyone who wasn't fit to work
>>68076340
>>68076305
>>68076291
Is Conor on the spectrum?
>>68076340
How did he get away with this racism?
>>68076340
>kill
>not keel
did not conserve energy desu
Will bispings eye ever heal up? I kinda feel for him.
>>68076396
Be the judge
>>68076399
It's more of a nationalism thing
>>68076399
He called RDA a spic but it completely flew under the radar
>>68076396
brazil isn't a race
It's like they're stuck in the mud awmost
>>68076426
No, it's forever. Kinda shitty for Luke to use it for banter. It'd be like Jones calling Hammil a deaf motherfucker.
>>68076331
>gets btfo every day of his life
>alpha
>>68076481
Actually Bisping can have it fixed, he just has to wait until he retires Because of the possibility of it getting fucked up again. You can't get a license to fight most places if you've even had lasik surgery before.
>>68076331
>Has a sissy voice
>Has been KO'd stiff a number of times in his career
>Secretly gay
Yeah alpha for sure Abdul
>>68076493
he is a self made multi millionaire and is one half of the most popular podcast in the world. stay jelly brah.
http://nypost.com/2016/06/03/muhammad-ali-in-worse-shape-than-earlier-hospital-stays-insiders/
>>68075801
>closing the offside eye
He AIN"T mah nigga.
>>68076193
shut the fuck up you fucking normie. you're no longer welcome here
Remember that we are all /heem/ bros
>>68076514
Thats good then. Now he looks like he's wearing one of those cheap contact lenses for halloween you can buy on ebay.
>>68076590
Btw something tells me he'll win. He's one tough chav motherfucker. That knee right in the face from Anderson couldnt sit him down.
Thinking Bisping will win on heart alone is tantamount to thinking Paige Van Zant was going to beat Thug Rose.
>>68076626
I rewatched that fight today. I waited to judge that round until I'd seen the next one because I wanted to see how effective the knee really was since it was so late.
Bisping barley slowed in round 4 and 5. Anderson was giving him the business, but it's like the knee never happened.
>>68076645
The difference is Rose had heart too to go with her skill. Don't know if I can say the same for Rockhold just yet.
>>68076231
Durka Durka, Jihad jihad.
Be careful Durka
>>68075990
Shoot him in the face.
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
>>68076705
can he eat pork ?
someone recommend a good betting site, i want to put a cheeky 10'er on bisgod
>>68076715
>Bisbong
>Cruz
>Holloway
>Lombard
>Green
>>68076738
bovada
>>68076715
>111 unique posters
>>68076715
Bisping
Cruz
Halloway
Lombard
Green
>>68076674
>Don't know if I can say the same for Rockhold just yet.
Wew
>The state of you
>>68076738
bet365 is the best IMO
>>68076741
damn you're usually within the first 30 seconds
>>68076780
Autists have no heart. He'll shut down the minute he runs into adversity.
>>68076192
APPLEBEES
just fucking lol
25 bings till weigh ins
>>68076433
That's cocaine my man. You're in Argentina, you should know this
>>68076788
Yeah i've not really been visiting /heem/ lately
Work plus the quality of this general has fallen massivly lately
>>68076737
If he wants yer.
>>68076798
lol literally couldn't get any trashier
>>68076484
why do these fat cucks who clearly don't train feel comfortable to give any advice
>>68076815
Why do you mention Argentina?
>>68076798
Hang out with Pat Barry at Applebees while Rose plays with her dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbNU5GAInI
almost time
>>68076865
>word
>>68076865
apparently he does train but not enough to lose the man boobs
post yfw Faber wins
Alright lads whats your excuse for not training MMA
>>68076875
so what's the deal did some of the fighters already weigh in?
>>68076917
Yeah most have
Who even knows what they're going to do
>>68076558
hahaha lol how does it feel to still be a virgin in your twenties :)
>>68076928
Probably just announce the weights and have staredowns
>>68076928
30 minutes of rogan standup
>>68076558
>normie
>>>/r9k/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>>68076244
Luke Thomas easily has a 140+ IQ.
>>68076830
muslims cant eat pork as far as i know
Who's going to get their block knocked off tomorrow?
>>68076962
Piss off you twat
>>68076938
nah m8 i was just referring to you having a job and not being active here anymore. i assume all serbs are the same person. how's your ulcer?
>>68076989
Hendo's chin is getting permanently deleted
>>68076971
They certainly "can"
>>68076962
>not liking that
Stay vanilla.
>>68075981
> he doesn't like cut-n-paste, corporate sponsored generals on this Taiwanese image board
it's almost like you hate America
>>68076963
>Army cuck
>intelligent
But he is smart. As soon as they told him he was going to fight abroad is said he was attracted to Colombian men and had sick fantasies of sharing his wife.Got discharged.
>>68077070
>i was fine
>i was telling him not to stop the fight
>>68076715
Michael Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Green
>>68077070
it's incredible that either of them are able to do a woman who from behind looks like johny hendricks
>>68076691
The producers of that show are fight fans. Dana was on an episode and they used Chael in a promo.
>>68077111
who is that picture?
>>68077114
How do you know what Johny Hendricks looks like from behind?
>>68077143
UFC FightPass
>>68077124
Cerrone and Mac are buddies
https://youtu.be/KQPjQT1LlZM
>>68076715
>Rockhold
>Faber
>Holloway
>Henderson
>Poirier
BISBING WILL HEEM ROCKHOLD
ENGLAND GOAT
>>68077011
no im not that guy a misunderstanding took place :)there was a couple of us here
>>68077137
The guy who started WWII.
>>68077182
>WWII
>>68077171
>ENGLAND GOAT
>>68076715
>Luke Rockhold
>Dominick Cruz
>Max Holloway
>Hector Lombard
>Bobby Green
>>68077178
you'd think the headline would be "world war one started" or something
>>68077171
cuckold has MCL tear
bisbling confirmed champ
Is he the most alpha guy in the world?
3 BINGS
BINGS 3
SGNIB 3
>>68077251
>that flag
>voting for hillary
>>68077234
>Luke is fighting with one knee
>Bisping is fighting with one eye
>>68077227
>June 20 1914
Austria declared war against Serbia like a week after the murder.
>dana the cuck and one of the judges scored the first round of latest tuf epi fight for the girl in red
I fucking hate how lay and pray is worth so much, laying on top of someone for 20 seconds is better than 10 very hard strikes lol
>>68076715
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Green
Has everyone already weighed in with the new rules? Will we find out everyones weight after rehydration? Will they even get on the scales?
>>68077251
Yes.
I took a chance
WE ARE LIVE
>>68077302
They will read the weight that they weighed in at this morning. We won't know what theyweigh now. Rockhold said on his snapchat he is already over 195 now. It is just for show.
>>68076715
>Bisping
>Faber
>Holloway
>Lombard
>Poirier
>>68077302
Joe Rogan will announce the weights
>>68077234
>cuckold has MCL tear
wut
>>68077347
it's in the op and a sprain, not a tear
Jay Glazer a shit
Dana pls drop this bizarro Rogan manlet
>>68077327
that sucks, would have been interesting to know what everyone weighs after hydrating
Rockhold beat Weidman with a staph infection
How is a bum knee going to stop him from annihilating the Britbong?
>>68077387
Antibiotics make you feel better
Anyone with a stream hook up?
>>68077387
Weidman had a broken foot and pretty much no training camp
>>68077425
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-199-weigh-in
>>68077425
it's on youtube
>tfw you will never be a PROFESSIONAL HOT CHICK
>>68077425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbNU5GAInI
>Hear Stun guns name
>Isnt him
>>68077425
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
Wwhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInIhttps://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
https://youtu.be/2HbNU5GAInI
What a stupid rule. Why are they even stepping on the scales?
>Doing weigh ins without the weigh in
Why not just have a step for them to stand on
this is kinda gay. why get undressed when u already made weight
Flag on the ground. No hespect...
>>68077369
Dana pls go
What the fuck is this "official weight" thing Rogan keeps saying?
So they weighed in earlier at 10am? Then what in the name of Christ is the point of them standing on the scale and taking their clothes off hours later?
>>68077442
''''''''''''''''''''hot''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''chick'''''''''''''''''''''''
joe pls
Friendly reminder that weight classes are a social construct
Casey had better win for Ali
>>68077476
pictures probably
>>68077497
that thing is probably not even on
its just for the photo shoot
now we're watching men undress for LITERALLY no reason
Kevin "Big Bull" Casey
>>68077440
>>68077441
>>68077444
>>68077459
Thanks bros
why are niggers always so angry?
>>68077525
all part of being a Fite Fan
>>68077525
delet this
I think if you miss wieght at the 10 am weigh in and refuse to make it you should get your real weight called out
So you weigh in at like 203 for a fight at 185
>>68077541
You're seriously the worst poster in here. Kys please for the good of humanity.
Breese and Strickland are the same person
>>68077541
>2 black champions
>7 whiteboi champions
so they are already weighted in ? this is just for ceremonial purposes?
seems kinda gay desu senpai
That youtube chat is literally /pol/
What the fuck is Arianny's problem? She's barely even clapping.
Wtf
Where is BJ?
>>68077541
Why there is not muslim champions?
>>68077601
she looks like a mess
>>68077601
shut the fuck up goof
>>68077589
>7
Conor, Rockhold, Stipe and?? Where did you get the other 4?
england's own breese is a big guy for 170
>>68077616
got taken off of the card because he tested positive for IV use
what's with the double bracelet tattoo caceres has? is that a new trend?
>>68077636
Why are IV's bad?
>>68077636
positive for HIV? what the fuck?
I like it so much better when a fighter hands their clothes to their coach than when they just toss them on the ground for the coach to pick up like a fucking bum.
>>68077653
because manlets were getting BTFO in every weight class
>>68077649
No.
I like it Bruce Leeroy is my boy.
jessica "rhinoplasty" penne
>>68077626
Lawler, Cruz, JJ, and Tate
>Penne
mug pennis
Damn Penne has a nice ass
>James Vick
>6 ft 3 and 155
What a fucking lanklet
>>68077654
lol she still looked small next to penne
oh baby time for penne with her new nose
Penne should thank JJ for giving her an excuse for that nose job. Did wonders for her.
WEBM THAT FUCKING PENNE JIGGLE
>>68077653
they allow fighters larger than the weigh class they're fighting in to cut a shitton of water weight for the weigh ins and turn up to the fight bigger than your opponent
>>68077693
he has such a goofy face too
>Penne body
they look drained as fuck
>>68077686
>>68077686
I thought you said boys you dummy
>Lawler
>Cruz
What a funny man
>>68077690
>>68077691
33 years old
older than those freaks of nature ring girls
Someone cap or webm that ass.
What if Clay Guida was a girl?
30 BANANAS MINIMUM
>2 bananas
What the fuck?
>Bananas
C A R B E D
U P
>bananas
confirmed winning
>>68077686
Lawler's borderline brown, isn't he Filipino-American or some shit?
>>68077720
they shouldnt be, this is after they have already rehydrated. they did official weigh ins throughout the day and this right now is just for crowd.
CARB
UP
>>68077729
I would but my wife's kid is using the computer
Penne webm where?
what's up with rogan's tit sweat?
>>68077737
He'd be Gay Shaqueeta
>that Penne bunda
HE ATE THE BANANA
LOL
Are they gonna bang?
>yfw the banana was poisoned
>>68077779
It's man milk, that TRT is doing wonders
we are all /heem/
CARB THE FUCK UP
>the city of Bobby Green's scalp
>google "my boys are fighting"
>scroll down
>picture of Weidman's dad
Dustin's gonna knock this fool in the 2nd round, mark my words
>>68077793
CARB UP
is bobby going to stop memeing and actually fight for once?
>tfw casuals in this thread don't know how good green is
He's gonna tee off on poirier on the feet
>le brush my shoulder off and do nothing man
>>68077758
so whatever comes up on the scale now doesnt count ?
>>68077726
>>68077754
Cruz looks white as fuck but looking at Robbie now I notice some color
>>68077855
there is no scale.
lombard still juiced out of his mind
>>>>>USADA
>"How tough is that- to stay mentally challenged, DJ"?
Hendo is done
>>68077851
I know his head movement is superb and he's good at avoiding getting hit, but I don't remember him boxing up a storm against Barboza
Hendo looks old as FUCK
>>68077754
>>68077856
Robbie is a quarter pinoy (the most powerful race in the world)
Holloway my boy
Dan "dadbod" Henderson
This is the dope weigh in track. Reminds me of Jenny was a Friend of Mine.
why does guida still fight ?
>born and raised in the US
>one parent cuban
>walks out with cuban flag
what a faggot
>Luke and Sage aren't part of a breeding program
>>68077905
Name recognition mostly.
Man, this card is going to be awesome. Nearly every fight interests me.
wtf is the point of this?
>>68077929
to look at Penne's beautiful ass
>>68077905
cause he lives in a R/V down by the river, he doesn't know better. so he constantly has to fight to feed himself and his inbred family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tiCpEIng6I
>>68077805
came here to post this
>>68077862
>>68077928
yeh i might actually buy this one if there is no acestream kek
Dana's a big mean bald goof
>Cruz trying to say that Faber doesn't fight the best
>at the same time Cruz talks shit about how many times Faber have lost a title fight
Damn I love how they're promoting Cruz as the bad guy here.
Might make him a star.
>>68077942
this anon gets it
>>68077890
Because he is old as fuck. Many people here must have their mother and/or their father younger than him.
MY BOY Urijah Faber
Urijah will get the job done
Believe you me
something about master thong guys, he just looks so comfy in his own skin and looks like gravity has less of an effect on him
Dom is looking good
Faber has my goal body as a fellow manlet though
"""""""""""""""california""""""""""""""""" kid
look at joe's hand
does he have vitiligo?
>His smug little face
>Little
Smfh
>>68077957
>tfw Hendo is literally a 1000 years old
AND NOW LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT JESSICA PENNE'S BUTT IN THE MAIN EVENT
>tfw you will never go to the UFC weigh in with a huge bucket of chicken and eat the chicken with watching all the fighters weigh in and just throw all your chicken bones all over the floor and then grin as some MGM Grand employee sweeps up all the chicken bones as the Octagon girls watch in jealous as fuck that they can't eat fried chicken like me
>>68078050
That is hair. He is literally half ape.
>>68078045
""""""kid"""""""""
>>68077805
ficki ficki
wew
KEKHOLD
>>68078050
he does
>>68078050
yes he does on his hands
>>68078074
the kid part is factual you dummy
Costas filiwho
Is this the most one-sided title fight in history?
When did /heem/ become this cancerous?
Long shot but I'll ask. I don't have anyone to watch with tomorrow or split the PPV with.
Anyone know where I can get a stream for the actual fights tomorrow?
>yfw Bisbong heems Luke stiff
good for bisping keeping his pants on.
>>68078029
Dillashaw has a much better body than Faber.
>>68078100
Calm down or i'll heem you like Schaub to CroCop
#doucheylukey
so if they do this shit beforehand behind closed doors, how do we know its not bullshit?
>>68078105
>Costa getting blown the fuck out in the official promo
no bully
>>68078117
I hope so, luke is good, but is one of the most annoying fighters.
lmao
>Bisbling goosed em
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
>>68078109
It's exactly the same as it was before
Use 4plebs and go back to 2015, you'll find the same thing you've seen lately
dana is looking as red as you can get holy shit get this man to a doctor
Luke is SHOOOK
That finger pointing, top kek.
>>68078117
When was the last time Bispong heemed anyone? He couldn't even heem Anderson.
>getting booed in your home state
LUKE IS GONNA PENETRATE THAT SKULL TOMORROW
how come Luke can't talk without sounding like his mouth is full of toothpaste?
bisping is gonna get knocked dead by the real natty god
>that angry looking guy
Bisping by phantom DQ
>>68078174
they're all mexicans
SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW NIGHT ON PPV
>>68075775
Are there fighhts on today?
>Luke getting booed in his hometown
>Letting a Britbong get cheered in your hometown
>State of him
>>68078174
while fighting a foreigner wew
>mfw both Bisbong and Faber wins
Luke knows about penetration, believe you me
>>68078204
22.5 bongs away
>>68078136
That's actually a great question.
>>68078204
The dates are next to the fights...
American style. Month/day.
Has anyone been to the MGM Grand Garden Arena before? How is it? I'm seeing Crawford Postol there.
>tripping over your words in a rehearsed promo
>Those ring grills miring Luke's physique
smdh lads.
>Aljamain on fs1 right after losing
>that fucked up hair
JUST
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>68078204
ring of combat is tonight
If Rockhold unironically loses to Bisping, my hate for him will be insurmountable
>>68078195
but why would mexicans boo a fellow mestizo?
>>68078276
It would be the biggest title upset since Matt Serra beat GSP
>>68078258
thats not on fightpass and indie promotions are hard to find streams for
>>68078237
I was there for 194. Getting out is a motherfucker. They let you bring in your own alcohol though. Two drinks per person.
>>68078109
The route of decay began with Schaubposting, then up to Canada, on top of Rhonda and mewved thru McGoober to the present autism.
In truth, /heem/ was only good for about 9 months after it's initial inception.
>>68078286
i don't know, i know california is literally majority hispanic
>>68078237
It's a pretty nice venue. Never heard of that band but I hope you have a good time.
>>68078306
how much did u pay
>>68078217
dis guy
i picked rockhold bc he killed MY BOY, but damn if it wouldn't be nice to see bisping and faber win
same with dan h henderson
>>68078167
Someone pls serve him with webm of bisping floring anderson
>>68078234
thanks bb
>>68078323
>Never heard of that band
lol
Faber might win, looking nice thick and juicy...I don't know about Bisbong, I give him the same chances I gave OSP against Jones.
>>68078306
You can really bring your own alcohol?
I could bring two bottles of patron?
>>68078317
No /heem/ was pretty good until recently.
Too many underaged kids trying to be edgy to fit in to "4chan's culture" now.
>>68078368
Or Diaz against McGregor
>>68078306
I'm staying in a nearby hotel, so I'm not real worried about getting out of there.
Plus I'll have to hit up the sportsbook and collect my big ass winnings before I leave the MGM Grand
Top kek m8
>>68078420
Wut?
There's no comparison there.
Real fight fans knew Diaz was gonna win.
>>68078392
>alcohol
pitiful
>>68078424
What bets do you have
>>68075990
Call the cops. Get him arrested for sexual assault. Lawyer up and sue him , get him suspended from the UFC and jailed.
Begin an anti-sexual assault campaign invoking the power of SJWs and destroying his image permanently to the point that no major MMA promotion would take him, out of fear of invoking the wrath of femmenazis everywhere.
You can try to play toughest kid on the playground, or you can ruin his life. I'd choose the latter.
>>68078485
What kind of manchild wears sneakers with a suit anyway?
One of my most anticipated cards in recent memory and I completely forgot about the weigh ins.
Kek, should be fun tomorrow lads
>>68078485
but adidas owns reebok?
>>68078518
Yeah man if only that man child was as cool as you.
>>68078571
Relax Luke
Would getting a sponsor's ad tattooed on your body allow you to circumvent the Reebok deal?
How did Cruz look?
Is he still skinnyfat? Or is lean like he was in the second faber fight?
Why are they still taking off their clothes if nobody is reading the scale
>>68078420
Nope.
>>68078331
A lot.
>>68078488
You compared OSP to Jones, where OSP is light years behind Jones. Where as Bisping in this match up will give a competitive fight.
>>68078518
Ones with good sense of fashion
>>68078613
He looked leaner and bigger than fight against Dillashaw
I've talked a lot of shit about aljo, and I'm glad he lost, but I'm really like his commentary on the fs1 show.
He should do it more.
>>68078613
looks DYEL compared to faber
>>68078424
>I'm staying in a nearby hotel, so I'm not real worried about getting out of there.
Nah man I mean getting out of the arena. You gotta go through the casino to get in and out of the arena. I'm actually surprised the fire Marshall allows such a shitty system.
>>68078659
get rid of rashad he can barely read
>>68075990
Dudes like super religious and seems like a pretty nice dude.
Don't get triggered, he (and 99.99% of relevant ufc fighters ) would never look at , let alone make sexual advances on your 4/10 girlfriend.
A lot of top UFC fighters:
1) have so many groupies of hot women
2) are genuinely nice dudes
3) have media/contractual obligations that prevent them from acting out
Some guy tried to sue Ceronne for hitting the guy out of self defense. Even though nothing came about it, he spent a year or two fighting that case.
So don't worry bud, your ugly girl isn't going to be macked on by the UFC champ.
>>68078644
>Bisping in this match up will give a competitive fight.
The last fight was far from competitive, why do you think this one would be any different chump?
>>68078644
I'm not the guy you replied to.
Bisping will come to fight, but watch his first fight with rockhold.
He looked a weight class smaller, got manhandled, knocked out, and one armed guillotined.
That was a much bigger routing than osp vs jones.
And your dumbass tried to compare it to Diaz vs mcgregor. There's no comparison there potato.
>>68076715
Get your predictions in I'm done after this thread maxes out
>>68078644
Bisping can't last 2 rounds with Rockhold. There's such an obvious physical difference.
>>68078613
did USADA ban puberty?
How happy are you that Honda will never fight again?
YOU BETTER BE READY JON
CUZ I'M COMIN' FOR YOU
>>68078799
this is untrue
it was confirmed she would fight the women's bantamweight champ this december or january of 2017
>>68078799
She's on the New York card goof.
Where the brutal heems at?
There's been hardly any webms lately.
>>68078799
beaming with content
>>68078799
I'm sure she'll be back but I'm happy she's broken
can't stand egomaniacs who make everything personal
>>68078825
>>68078830
Oh come on, you know she's going to have another "injury" or some shit
>>68078822
THAT PIC I'M FUCKING DYING
>>68078726
Because I think, that Bisping is clever enough not to repeat the shit that got him to loose the last fight?
>>68078830
They're posted mainly during and after cards
>>68078317
Schaubposting was a /heem/ staple during the golden days.
>>68078799
Based on? I'm mostly apathetic but I'm sure she's getting the winner of Miesha and Nunes.
>>68078498
None yet, but I'm sure I'll be stacking paper to the ceiling.
>>68078880
I'm talking bout classic heems and memes goof, not live card webms.
>>68077170
My nigga
>>68078921
Lmao, dude just take your ban and relax for a few days
>>68078879
Bisping isn't on the same level as everyone else in the MW top 5. He went the distance with CB Dolloway, Thales Leites and Anderson Silva in unconvincing wins. He's slow and mostly a point fighter, I don't see how he heems Rockhold unless Luke pulls a Werdum and runs straight into his punch. He gets finished in the 2nd.
>>68078951
my sides
Bisping was winning the first fight until Rockhold headbutted and eyepoked him
>>68078990
That's unironically better than most women look with hair that short and zero makeup
>>68079037
>posting your ip
goof
>>68078822
kek gj
>>68079066
That's not my ip.
And oh no what are the notorious 4chan hackers going to do?
Oh and 209 STOCKTON BITCH
The Danas Eye View of Bisping & Rockhold stare down: https://amp.twimg.com/v/7657491d-8dde-4606-b259-2342706afd63
based DJ got his dick sucked in Croatian after the q&a
>>68078338
Tbh I want Faber to win. Why? Because then TJs Gonna fight faber. TJ will win. Then fight Cruz. All good.
>>68079134
Dana is a big guy
>>68079169
whiskey only
>>68079134
Rockhold and Bisbing clearly like each other
>>68079199
After Rockhold choked him out last time, he immediately helped him up and said how much he respected Bisping.
>>68078953
I disagree, but we'll see. Bisping is hard to knock out. He's got that diaz chin. Unless you kick him with shin in the head he'll be still infront of you.
>>68076924
source?
>>68079199
brock and the undertaker have a realer feud
>>68079134
Soft belleh
Soft belleh
>>68075883
>those pahants
>>68079134
Here is Faber & Cruz: https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/738882419143507968/video/1
what if michael bisping is unironically clean and literally everyone he lost to used steroids?
>>68079288
everyone he lost to used steroids but he is unironically not clean so wgaf
>>68079288
this is literally true
>>68079224
>Bisping is hard to knock out
189ers....wew
>>68079322
>brazil
>spends every waking minute thinking about fabers social life
>has no friends
>"i was finishing guys back then"
>has never finished anybody
are you fucking kidding me there's two Dong Hyun Kims in UFC?
they should have rejected and not signed the second one due to confusion. and also because he has no wikipedia page.
>>68079334
he gets rocked a lot but he has great recovery, he's only been knocked out clean once
>>68079355
>Two
Thats stun gun he just moved to 155
Reminder to report any and all illegal streams tomorrow night. You never know who might be watching.
>>68079338
What about UFC 78 bro?
Archives can be really fun to go through.
Peep the flag.
>>68079381
Nice try bro, I can tell asians apart.
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/maestro-dong-hyun-kim-set-for-lightweight-bout-with-polo-reyes-at-ufc-199
>South Korea’s ”Maestro” Dong Hyun Kim (13-7-3 MMA, 0-1 UFC) – no, not “Stun Gun” – has been booked for a fight against Mexico’s Polo Reyes (5-2 MMA, 1-0 UFC) at UFC 199. UFC officials today announced the bout.
>>68079407
jesus christ
>>68079407
c u c k
l i f e
>tfw rooting for Luke
>>68079407
I bet that dude was from heem and was just memeing and now is enjoying free shit for it
Does Bisping have English blood?
>>68079556
he's polish m8. he's basically the english version of artem.
>>68079556
He's a northern monkey
No
>>68079355
oh tough guy using cuss words
>>68079556
He's the illegitimate child of Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill
JON
O
N
E
S
WHEREEVERYOUCUMBOYIMSUCKING
i can't tell these guys apart though
>>68079591
he's a good looking guy
>>68079418
>Expecting people to remember and feel embarrassed about posts they made 2 years ago
>>68079586
what the fook m8, story ?
>>68079669
Probably you innit?
>>68079625
He's an average bloke.
NEW THREAD
>>68079551
>>68079551
>>68079551
>>68079551
>>68079669
>h-haha guise
>>68079716
ya havin a giggle m8?
>>68075775
Dafuq. That's some Oberynn Martell shit down there.
>>68079716
How dare you cuck the American autistic op?
>>68079767
>cuck
he used the list, i'm fine with it
new bread:
>>68079551
>>68079767
>>68079735
what can i say lads
>>68079622
the middle one is dan white
This was the first thread I opened so fuck any others desu
>>68079814
join my thread lad you are most welcome
>>68079551
>>68079322
>its a brazil claims everyone is on PEDs episode
>>68076715
diamond dustin
fidel lombard
maximum hallways
nick cruise
bisbeeng
>>68076715
>Rockhold
>Faber
>Holloway
>Lombard
>Poirier
>>68077387
Bisping is going to go full berserker mode.
Dan Hardy said so