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Previous thread: >>68049619
News:
>199 weighin procedure explained
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11827266/different-weigh-in-procedure-for-ufc-199-explained
>Diaz won't be fighting irish can
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11843138/dana-white-ufc-is-looking-at-another-fight-for-conor-mcgregor-that
>Honda 2017
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11841566/dana-white-ronda-rousey-gets-immediate-title-shot-upon-return-aiming
>Luke Rockhold is actually a samurai
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464902739294.webm
/SCHAUB/ general?
h-hey
3rd for my boy forever Dominick Cruz
SCHAUB
Croatia's own Mirco Bispiocic will take the MW belt back home
FABER
>I'm a fucking Samurai
>>68053505
Real thread
>>68053506
GOAT hairline
>tfw Califorrinyaas own Urijah Faber is finally going to get his belt
>>68053529
I hope you're the sperg and are about to have an episode.
People who think Rockhold's performance was bad today need to go and watch Weidman's at the Unstoppable presser.
>"I'll rip your heart out"
>rare footage of someone from dagestan losing edition
someone post the footage of shahbulat shamhalaev getting gunned down
>Luke literally admitting he has a bum knee
Dropping a cheeky tenner on bisping
>>68053566
shut up
>>68053566
Shut up.
>>68053566
i dont care what u say hes still my boy
>Schaub
>>68053566
well, nothing can beat unstoppable in terms of cringeness, it was all around suicide tier
Howcome every OP now is an unfunny faggot who makes it 20 posts early
>>68053566
Lol it amazes me how luke beat both bisping and chris yet they both out embarrased him at press conferences
Be careful, /heem/
>tfw Urijah wins the belt
>>68053648
Yew'll dew nootin
>>68053566
it's worse for luke because he's supposed to be le cocky chad man but he unironically has autism.
>i-i'm a samurai
>>68053633
I don't get it either. He insists on making every thread. He thinks people care about having a million events that nobody looks at in the OP.
I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
People don't look at him objectively and are just jealous because he's good looking in addition to having so much else going for him. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.
He's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything he's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.
It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.
But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.
McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.
People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?
I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.
Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.
Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?
That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
>>68053633
what would you consider funny
>>68053680
How will Bisping fare against an actual samurai?
>>68053680
>le cocky chad man but he unironically has autism.
makes me like him desu. truly one of us.
>>68053712
What a broke motherfucker. Look at those little arms.
That ain't the money fight.
>>68053723
looks average
>>68053707
Not him, but I prefer a variety of OPs [embed] instead of one autist making every thread. it should reflect all of the people who post here, not just the sperg who posts the thread early every time because of his autism.
>>68053702
holy fuck is this pasta or did you type all this autism out
>>68053702
this is my second favorite defensive nuthugger pasta after the begrudger one
>>68053755
How about instead of calling me autistic you answer my question?
Which fighters might be on the spectrum?
Rockhold
Rory
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
>>68053790
Ryan hall.
>>68053790
Nick and Nate for sure
>>68053790
myles jury
>you now remember myles jury's sports psychology session which included holding a sword and pretending to be a king
>>68053790
>Rory
>might be on the spectrum
>might
Rory is the single most autistic athlete in professional sport history.
>>68053702
but being obnoxious and talking over people/not letting people talk over you is basically all the skill you need for these retarded banter circus shitshows
ie tyson fury, donald trump, etc
>>68053824
kek myles "that guy was easy" jury
>>68053795
ROCKHOLD
FABER
HOLLOWAY
HENDO
POIRIER
>>68053712
Why would he dominate yet ANOTHER Brazilian post-USADA? Everyone wins with Bisping.
>>68053795
Posted in last thread >>68053809
>>68053824
>jury jiu jitsu
>>68053795
Rockhold via heem.
Cruz via UD.
Holloway via heem on third round.
Lumbard via heem.
Poirier.
lads dana is getting old..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJAkdcmHels
>>68053859
why spanish people hate brazilians so much?
the only place I was ever mistreated when traveling was in a spanish airport
I'm a fucking samurai, and I can siltently destroy any here
>>68053795
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Porier
>>68053911
I'm not Spanish, but I assume everyone hates you. You guys are like a race of mongrel savages, y'know?
No offense.
faber sucks at talking shit so bad lmfao
>>68053907
>still calling Anderson the GOAT
nobody believes that anymore, right?
>>68053927
>, and
>siltently
>any here
Relax
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Porier
>>68053472
>199 weighin procedure explained
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11827266/different-weigh-in-procedure-for-ufc-199-explained
Interesting desu ne
>What fighters do love about CSAC's new rules is getting to weigh-in earlier with more time to rehydrate. Dominick Cruz spoke about it during a recent episode of UFC Embedded. Luke Rockhold addressed it on The MMA Hour with Ariel Helwani on Monday. In the typical weigh-in procedure, fighters must stay on weight for hours waiting for the 4 p.m. weigh-in show. Not in California this week. They can wake up, cut the rest of the weight, step on the scale and they're done. They can begin eating and drinking again.
>"I'm excited about the weigh-in early," Rockhold said. "I think it's stupid to sit there and deprive yourself and wait for all this bullsh*t to go through and stay dehydrated and let your body keep sucking fluid from your brain. It's that downtime. Once you've made the weight, what's the point of sitting there just to please everybody? The PR side of things. It's not healthy. I think it's smart on their part."
>What will happen to the regular, television weigh-in fans are accustomed to?
>It won't go away and will largely be the same, according to UFC vice president of public relations Dave Sholler. It will remain at 4 p.m. Fighters will still pose on stage and square off with each other like the weigh-ins we're used to. The only difference will be that Joe Rogan will announce the weights that were previously recorded rather than the ones read from the scale right then and there.
>>68053942
yeah right Dom, go make some friends while Faber prepares to steal your belt
The "might be on the spectrum" list
Rockhold
Rory
Ryan Hall
Myles Jury
Nick
Nate
pls add
myabe Cruz? His best friend is his pupper and owns a fuck load of swords but he is quite charismatic.
>>68053957
You'll be the one relaxing after I triangle choke you from my rubber guard
>>68053795
Michael Bisping
Urijah Faber
Ricado Lamas
Hector Lombard
Bobby Green
>>68053988
sage
dana
>>68054011
I'm always relaxed. I keep it nice and flowy.
Stress=death
>>68053988
BJ Penn at 145lbs
>>68053980
>faber bigger than cruz
what is this delusion
>>68053988
Good list so far. Maybe DC? He's pretty fucking awkward
>>68053980
>Got BTFO so bad on the presser he couldn't even look up straight
Faber is a joke.
>>68054050
nah DC seems like a homely guy, could see him being a mall cop or something
>>68053795
Mihael Bisping
CruzMissile
Holloway
Lombard
Pooirier
>>68053988
Ferguson
*Cruz soft voice cracks*
"Im the BEsT AnaLySt in the world..."
>>68053938
I think spain is just not very pc for a first world country
>>68053795
Luke "I'm a samurai" Cockhold
Sir Dominicus of the Cross
Holloway
Henderson
Poirer
daily reminder to worship the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR1rd34wqGw
OFFICIAL 199 PRE-FIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE BANTER RANKINGS
>I'm here to embarrass the other guy with facts-tier
Cruz
>Getting frustrated with clearly better rival over a rubber match you'll lose, but occasionally funny-tier
Faber
>I can't win the fight so I'll try to clown on you-tier
Bisping
>Aye... bisping..bisping..I'm a fucking samurai-tier
Rockhold
>>68054063
>cruz mumbled some retarded shit about Dillashaw
Faber is going to destroy this fag
Re: the press conference
We should cut them some slack for being such goofs. They were 20hrs out from weigh ins so I bet they were all pretty light headed.
>>68054091
*pets dojo internally*
>>68054099
>ywn play mini putt with sage
>>68054099
Good shot Haha
>>68053648
tread lightly, /heem/
>>68054109
based hassyposter
>>68054095
Nobody really is that PC in Europe anymore desu. Except England, Sweden, France and Germany.
>>68054122
>Mumbled
More like coherently broke down Faber's entire career and his failures of touching the belt.
He's a loser and Dom exposed him. And will expose him Saturday once more.
>>68054109
>trying to have a conversation with an annoying autist
Faber
>h-hey bizbing bizbing
Rockhold
>>68054160
capped, anyone else wanna post some comments hating on faber so i can make a collage and goof on you
>>68054173
Dominick fucking destroyed Faber. He talked facts. In a coherent way while Faber was visibly shook. Sit the fuck down, you lardass motherfucker.
https://youtu.be/eccUmVWLixw
>daily reminder that you're all just AVERAGE BLOKES
>>68053795
Poirier
Lombard
Holloway
Faber
Rockhold
>>68054194
Capped yours. Imma laugh at your sad ass.
>>68054127
Best time for a press conference really
>>68054195
i just added everyone from the last thread, no one post in there now lol
Jake Matthews vs Kevin Lee
Who do ya got and why is it Jake?
>>68054204
BELIEVE YOU ME
>BELIEVE YOU ME
BELIEVE YOU ME
COME SATURDAY NIGHT I'M TAKING THAT BELT
>>68054230
You're no average bloke.
>>68054250
If you believe
YOU CAN ACHIEVE
>>68054250
aye hol up im a fucking silent samurai
>>68054198
careful now
>>68054230
thanks famalamia
It amazes me how cruz has so many fans
>>68053472
Best title ive seen in a while
Who is the ref for Bisping vs rockhold III?
Won't be surprised if rockhold tries a dirty trick again when he realizes he is outclassed.
>>68053795
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68054283
Why wouldn't he?
>Smart
>Backs up what he says
>Elusive fight style, borefest for casuals but intense as fuck for people who follow the sport for a long time
>Shits on the Alpha Fails consistently
>Coherent as fuck
>Put down Dillashaw
>Put down DJ
What's there not to like? Literally his only flaw is having "Cruz" as his last name since it implies a Spaniard family line, other than that he's the perfect boy.
>>68054357
>intense as fuck
kill yourself
LGTSS...
>aldo
https://youtu.be/D5lwHWcDbFQ
>tfw faber wins the belt
>>68054357
>borefest for casuals
Is it? I had a casual watch Cruz/TJ with me and even he enjoyed the footwork and elusiveness of Cruz despite barely watching the sport
>>68054393
>Faber fanboy awaiting demise
Wew lad.
Go back to >>>/asp/, 194er.
How close was Ronda to finishing Holly?
>>68054127
I thought it was a good press conference with good banter. I just watched it while reading the old thread.
>>68054424
>watches all of cruz analysis and thinks it makes him smarter than everybody else
back to >>>r/mma
>>68054422
It usually is. I tried to watch it with some casual friends back in January and explained how cool this cunt was but they were just bored. Saying shit like "WHY DOESN'T HE JUST KNOCK HIM OUT?".
Next Monday went to the gym and everyone was post-fight hyped over it. Except this sad Dillashaw cunt.
How THAT guy has any fans surprises me.
>>68054465
Follow your own advice, Junior and try to stay there this time.
>>68054424
give me more comments to add to my collage when faber BTFO of cruz
>mfw i realized Urijaf is /pol/ af
top lad desu
>>68054357
Shut the fuck up
>>68054417
Every Fox Sports affiliate has at least one token hot female correspondent. In LA it used to be Heidi Androl, but now it's Alex Currie.
>>68054510
nice
there is a trump rally in about a bong
>>68054500
>Faber
>BTFOing anyone for the title, ESPECIALLY Cruz
It's like you enjoy being miserable.
>>68054510
>Tainting /pol/ with that miserable never-belt-holding manlet who ducks backstabbing team mates
>>68054522
>Faberfag
>>68054357
>put down dillashaw
Dillashaw won
>put down DJ
He should put down a 5'2 125lber
>>68054549
Faber simulated your boy's death with a one-armed-guillotine.
>what's up everybody thanks for comin out today we appreciate it
"Duane Ludwig is a mad scientist, him and Dillashaw are some of the best striking in the world"
>stands in one spot throwing loaded up power punches for 5 rounds
>>68053795
>Picking Faber AND Bisping
>>68054572
>Dillashaw won
Not what is says on the records.
>Defending DJ's loss
How fucking sad are you?
I bet you feel threatened as fuck because his last name is "Cruz", you cuck. Can't wait for him to clown your boy and put an end to his shit career.
>>68054604
He choked out a kid on a couple weeks notice and who was a rookie at the time.
He then got meme'd on.
How come he hasn't become a champ while Cruz was gone? How come he ducked TJ? How come he failed to touch gold while being in the UFC for so long?
Cruz comes back and in no time wins the belt again after scoring a victory over Faber.
Sit the fuck down, Faber fagboys. Conor heem'd over your boy verbally and now so has Dom. Faber's a joke.
Will we start to see more mma fighters come out in support of trump?
>you will never see a fighter walk out with a MAGA hat on
>>68054701
>shit career
casual detected everyone knows the california kid is a legend
its funny how Conor goofed himself into irrelevancy, the last big news about him was a "Mayweather vs Conor" poster that looked like it was made on ms paint
>>68054722
i read an article that said ronda voted for roseanne
>>68054676
You just watch, believe you me.
>>68054510
>anti-vaccer
>/pol/
>>68054745
>Legend
Dom exposed the shit out of him.
Not like McMeme hadn't done it before, but Dom was just more devastating because they're long time rivals.
>Calling MOI a casual while unironically defending Faber
>>68054832
>exposed him
Dom got choked out then barely scraped a decision, don't dig yourself a deeper hole casual, just cause reddit tells you Cruz is a super genius doesn't mean it's true
it was made on ms paint
>>68054701
>gives anon shit for defending DJ's loss to Cruz when DJ was a rookie and fighting part time
>defend Cruz's loss to Faber
Top fucking kek. Gobblin that Cruz dick so hard
>>68054871
>choked out
See >>68054701
>Barely
Every time someone scores a decision there's gotta be some nay-sayer faggot coming in saying it was "barely" a decision.
Kill yourself. I say this mostly ironically but in your case I mean it, rid us of your casual bullshit. You reek of 194.
>>68054832
>Defending a hop scotch point fighter who is brittle as fuck
Say what you want but urijah is built for battle
>>68054940
Cruz got dropped multiple times while never hurting Faber AT ALL
>inb4 muh advanced footwork made him lose balance
>>68054943
Yet still no UFC belt around his waist. Lost all significant fights. Aldo beat him, Edgar beat him, TJ would've eaten him alive, Barao beat him.
He's shit. He's literally the definition of a meme fighter, bigger name than skills.
this journalists are cringey
>>68054940
>he doesn't think that fight was a close decision
how does it feel to have cruz tiny dick in ur ass all day, your tripflag only started showing up after 196 bud
>>68054983
And dom fought NONE (ZERO) of those fighters
>>68054981
>Cruz got dropped multiple times
He was literally back on his feet right afterwards and was balanced. That's not "dropping someone". If he dropped him, why didn't he capitalize? Why didn't he finish him?
>Being this fucking casual
I get that you've been here for 6 months at most, but for fuck's sake, at least try to watch some more before you talk. Or at least go to a gym yourself and see what it's like to get "dropped".
>>68055002
I bet you right he was autistic.
>>68055017
>getting dropped always leads to a finish
you're a fakkin eejit m8
>>68055003
It wasn't a close decision. Not even the Dillashaw one was close.
>Anon knows more than professional judges
Wew lad.
>>68055011
So? He's the champion. He's the target, he has to chase nobody. He already beat the guy who's considered by many the P4P #1 of the planet. He already beat Dillashaw who was considered an upgrade of Cruz. He has nothing left to prove. Faber on the other hand is a clown who lost every big fight he had.
Sit down, Faberfag.
>>68055063
>Strawman
Nice one. Good to know you're walking out of this, Samurai boy.
>>68054777
>goofed himself into irrelevancy,
I agree with you about the poster and I think it's a bit retarded, but it's definitely got people talking. He's far from irrelevant
>>68054722
Faber had Trump's book on his shelf on Embedded
>>68054852
In the past
The consensus on neo/pol/ is memes and white nationalism
They don't care about anything except being opposed to SJWs
>>68055090
>muh rhetorical fallacy
reddit is probably more your speed, friend
Man, Cruz's gonna be devastated when Dojo dies.
>>68055192
>Gets BTFO
>Devolves into Meta posting
Alright.
>>68055233
>you btfoing anyone
>>68055292
what did she do to her face
>>68055292
Look at this thread and look at you. You got shook so hard you devolved into meme image reactions and meta posting.
>SHOOK
>>68055314
Nose job?
>>68055330
>he doesn't realize its 3 people blowing him the fuck out at once
i know you're new but try and keep up
>Ducking a fight when you're the Champ
Does Rockhold have more English blood running through his veins than Bisping?
>>68055330
>meta poster accusing others of meta posting
that's pretty meta, guy
>>68055372
>Still meta posting
Boring. You got verbally heem'd. Better luck next time.
>>68055377
If he had refused the Bisping fight you would've accused him of ducking Bisping.
He already has a victory over Jacare. There's no winning with you retards.
>>68055377
>ducking a fight for your first title defense
are you the champ if you've never defended?
>>68055522
Yes unless youre dominick cruz and never beat the champion
>>68055461
No, because Bisping was filming a movie and obviously not training.
Souza is thought to be the tougher fight here, hence Rockhold avoiding it and picking 2 week Bisping as a """"""choice"""""" is him ducking Souza
>>68055522
Who is champ?
are you American if you've never been shot at school?
>>68055986
AND HIS NAME IS
McGregor will fight Dos Anjos/Alvarez winner at UFC 202.
>>68056200
thanks Dana for this official announcement
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Lamas
Henderson
Poirier
>>68055917
Didn't Souza straight up say he was injured and then backtraced saying he wanted in once Bisping was making waves?
Or do you believe everything Bisping says and his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""anonymous source"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
Rockhold said he chose him. He has nothing to prove to either men, he beat both. How is he ducking a post-USADA Brazilian monkey who's biggest career win comes over a deflated post-USADA Belfort?
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
>>68056200
sounds legit
I bet Dana is pissed at Nate for not doing the rematch so he's going to give Conor the title shot as a fuck you
>>68056200
if that happens, the UFC has officially jumped the shark
>>68056549
Exactly.
>>68056496
Rockhold literally never denied anything Bisping said. Not only that, it was Rockhold who changed his story through the press conference, so of course I believe Bisping over Luke.
He ducked Souza and thought he'd get an easy fight from Bisping since he's doing a movie. Be as delusional as you want.
>>68056496
excuse me m8 but how many times has Luke Rockhold beat Chris Camozzi?
exactly
>>68056607
Jumped it when Nate/Conor 2 was announced for no reason as the headliner for 200
>>68056623
>Already beat this guy in the pre-USADA era
>But he's ducking guys!
Holy shit, how dense can you be? I get that you're sucking Bisping's dick so much and hanging onto his every word, but try to take a step back and think here.
>>68056549
>>68056200
it's just another stunt to pressure nate into a deal
goobie is too autistic to walk away from this fight
>>68056681
THE FIRST FIGHT WAS THE BIGGEST FIGHT WE'VE EVER DONE AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THE REMATCH U GOOF
>>68054083
>that file name
i keked
>>68056753
I didn't mean in terms of shekels Dana, calm down
>>68056725
jacare gave rockhold a tight fight, for all his similarities to weidman, i think he did it for greed, not cowardess
wow there are so many goofs that picked Bisping
do you know smth that I dont maybe?
he was terrible un hus last fight and almost got heemed to a 40 years old Silva
>you're just an average bloke, I'm a SAMURAI
>>68056811
Belief in BOY
>>68056811
no money on the line a good amount of people just pick their boys
>>68056804
Whatever his reasoning is, he doesn't need to explain it. He beat both men.
The Britbongs have a hard time wrapping their heads around the fact that he has nothing to prove against any of them, ESPECIALLY a post-USADA Brazilian he defeated BEFORE USADA came into play.
So I don't see the big deal here. Obviously Bisping brings more money into the table, so if that's the reason, I don't see the issue.
Any of you went to the Chris Weidman signing in Times Square? He's so fucking nice and has a pair of mits on him, looks tons better irl too
>>68056929
You met The Chris? Tell us all about it anon
>>68056929
how big did he look compared to the average man there
i met an amateur guy who fought at heayweight once (got heemed in the first round by a guy with a sumo type physique) and it seemed like our skeletal frames were the same size, although he had more muscle on him
>>68053795
> Rockhold
> Cruz
> Holloway
> Lombard
> Green
>>68056891
can you post more than 3 times without saying post usada brazilian?
>>68053795
Rockold
Cruz
Holloway
Hendo
Green
>>68056200
>title fight on one month notice for both fighters
Not happening, even assuming neither need medicak leave
Goodnight /heem/
>>68057163
Perhaps. The date will be negotiable.
>>68057167
goodnight bro hang in there
>>68056963
He signed two shirts for me which was awesome, the people there were trying to give me shit but he said nah it's alright I can sign both since my brother couldn't go with me and took a picture real friendly not as autistic as I thought he'd be with all the shitting stories and he sounds just like when he talks in interviews which was weird cause people like DJ and McGregor sound REAL different at signings
>>68057016
He was smaller than I thought, though could just be cause there was only white guys and girls there, big hands on him though and thick as fuck forearms
Who /DESTINY/ here?
You all laughed when I claimed Jouban as my boy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGTsLtLkHO/
>>68057313
Based Boy, Weidman is cool man
>>68057313
He sounds like a real human bean.
Has anyone ever met Schaub?
>submission (choke)
>>68057420
Memes aren't real life.
>>68057438
>submission (terror)
only real fite fans know who this is
>>68057167
good night /heem/ bro
h-hey..bizbing
>>68057345
>>68057375
Yeah, added the two shirts, was so bummed when they tried to say only one per though I get it but he was real cool.
>>68057420
i went to his live shows he's funnier in the live shows though may be on purpose idk
If anybody needs help sleeping tonight feel free to hop on my guard.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
pour some out for your boys
>War Machine
>Joe son
>Aleks
>Sage
>bizbing gets knocked out cold
>herb lets the fight go on
>wins a split decision
Any live MMA events you are planning on going to soon /heem/? I'm thinking of going to the Ferguson/Chiesa event in South Dakota and the RFA event in Minneapolis in July.
>>68057770
>Shogun
>Mayday McDonald
>Jorge Masvidal
>Hunt
just got done watching garbrandt vs almeida. fuck this guy has timing. next bantamweight champ for sure
>>68057069
Are you a post-USADA Brazilian?
>>68057770
Fuck off, Rory.
MICHAEL "THE CUNT" BIIIISPINNNGGG
>>68057868
why do you hate our inability to roid properly?
Who can stop them?
>>68057931
Understand that it's not the roids I hate, it's the Brazilians. Not the needles, but the skins they pierce.
No offense, friend.
>>68057760
added to the list
>>68057989
>no offense
Why would anyone find that offensive?
lol Embedded taught me that Bisping's son goes to my old high school
>>68058019
People mind feel offended if you tell them you hate their race, nation and would nuke them into glass if given the chance.
>>68053979
They still want to hide how much fighters rehydrate? hoping someone gets a cheeky look at the numbers
>>68053795
>Bisping
>Cruz
>Lamas
>Hendo
>Green
>>68057989
>>68058079
why? are you brazilian?
it's pretty common to find other brazilians with this exact mindset, and I don't blame then really haha
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68053795
Bisbong
Faber
Hollaway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68057868
I'm not Rory fan you faggot, he got banned. Seriously go back to r/mma or kill yourself, or both. War Machine has a large following on Heem
>>68058142
I'd probably kill myself if I was Brazilian (or Spanish for that matter, I'm here on a very long sabbatical).
Tell me the truth, friend. Are there any actual white people in Brazil or is it a myth?
>>68058188
>Literally outing yourself as the Rory fag
Report him boys, he's back in the pen!
>>68053472
so, are we gonna get extra embeddeds for this one? if we get one tonight that's 5 and we aren't at weigh ins yet.
maybe we will get 6-7
>>68053795
Rockhold (California combo complete)
Faber
Holloway
Hendo (Lombard no juicey)
Poirier
>>68058197
10-20% of the country is white
Rory sucks dick. He's going to quit in the Wonderboy fight like he did in the second Robbie fight. When he faces adversity he crumbles. He has no heart. Watch the Condit fight where he gives up. If he had heart and ambition I wouldn't hate. He's trash. And I hope he leaves the UFC with a loss.
>>68053795
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68058227
>report him boys
do you realize what i would do to your face
>Watch JRE Sam Harris recent ep.
>theyre talking about veganism
>Joe starts shilling saturated fats, oils, cholesterol and how the lipid hypothesis is a myth
ugh
>>68058176
baka u dummy
>>68058322
Joe literally blamed people eating carbs and too much sugar for the popularity of bad sitcoms today.
>>68058245
is that same sambo? got anymore?
>>68058263
I don't think it's heart, i just think his body fails his mind.
needs some yoga shit to deal with pain, since the mind can suppress even pain the ANS deals with along with the mental CNS stuff
>>68058251
>>68058292
Fight me.
I once spent three months in Brazil and had an awesome time besides the whole toilet paper thing.
>>68058361
I must admit some degree of guilt here - I would never trip, but when I post predictions (which are usually guesses, sometimes I write out an explanation of why I think that), I use screenshots from a rare old judo book posted on /asp/ before /asp/ went to shit.
Pic related
>Rockhold isn't really injured
>finishes Bisping in spectacular fashion
>goes on about how he performed even when injured at post fight presser
>fails drug test
>>68058604
>fails drug test
There are two types of UFC fighters. Those who get caught and those who don't. Rockhold is the latter.
>>68059023
What makes the difference though?
More advanced supplements, paying off officials, or what?
>>68053950
found the 196er
>>68059170
I'm a 200er actually, DC submits Jon Jones by blowjob, screencap this and bet the house
>>68059023
Doubt he's natty when his nutritionist is on the gas
>muh supplements
read what Jose Canseco said about McGuire's locker, guys who shove the supplements down your throat are trying to say "hard work and awesome supplements, u jelly?" while they roid up like natty athletes like all the IFBB bodybuilders
>>68059215
>yfw that was his plan all along
>he's been practicing all this time to be able to give Jones a blowjob good enough to make him tap the mat
>>68054438
not close at all. are you serious? that punch was all arm and holly was off balance from a kick.
>>68055017
kek, this fucking guy
>>68059157
>>/fraud/
I suspect UFC brass know that matchmaking sells, so they use USADA as a means to give advantages to whom they want to win. For example, if they want fighter A to win, they say they will test fighter A and B, but A might get tipped off. I have no way to prove this, but if I was making bank running this I would do it.
I think it also depends on the half life of the compound. Certain drugs take forever to clear. Certain fighters do their camps out of country (foreign fighters I am sure make it particularly tough). I am sure you can also get masking agents and use various cutting edge peptides and all sorts of things currently being developed.
>>68057989
spain is the brazil of europe, you dirty fuck
>>68059666
That would be Turkey in terms of brown skin dirtiness, violence and drugs.
>>68059157
>What makes the difference though?
first, USADA works for the UFC, they aren't a governing body or working for one, the UFC pays them
second, some guys don't need a load of gas, just enough to make sure training can happen at 100% and they can train more than once per day, over training is real, best explanation I've heard about it was from Dorian Yates the former mr.olympia, and if that nigga on all those roids can over train...well anyone can, less roids it's easier to piss out/dilute out, this is why not only are the roids banned, but the masking agents/chemicals and the IV's and things like them that would flush the roids and roid byproducts out, some failed piss tests are not roids, but the byproducts of taking artificial hormones, there is a hair loss drug on the banned substances lists for most pro sports leagues
third, HGH, if the NFL can't properly test for it and they're billions of dollars a year richer than the UFC, HGH is more expensive than roids though
fourth, EPO/blood doping, why do you think athletes now all of the sudden are having all kinds of problems with blood clots?.....
sources:
>"Of the 2,798 HGH tests from various sports analyzed last year at labs accredited by the World Anti-Doping Agency, zero turned up positive.
>The USADA's Travis Tygart is an outspoken critic of the NFL's new plan. "You pretty much have to be a fool to test positive" at a team facility, he said."
>http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11832255/nfl-hgh-blood-testing-setup-flaws
>"The answer is obvious, said longtime anti-doping scientist Don Catlin.
>The isoform test that the NFL used this season to test for HGH "doesn't catch many people at all," Catlin told USA TODAY Sports. "It's not a test that's designed to really do that. It will catch you if you just used it a few hours ago, but if it's a day or more, it's not going to find you."
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2015/02/02/hgh-testing-effectiveness-questioned-debated-facade/22715375/
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Peahead
>>68059726
>turkey
>europe
>>68059564
I read another post theorizing that there are compounds of PED nature which you can take before you fall asleep and are down to undetectable concentrations before 6AM (USADA's favourite time to knock on the door)
>2016
>still believing any pro athletes were always natty
>>68059796
>EU
>Turkey
>keku
>>68059564
>>68059728
Interesting..so I guess Brazilians are generally less discrete about PED usage
Would be nice for some ppl to do that carbon isotope ratio test that Durian is always going on about.
>>68059478
>Trying to talk smack 2 hours later
>>68060066
>still lurking 2 hours later
kek
>>68060115
What part of "sabbatical leave" did you miss you fat lard?
>>68060184
no one cares about your personal life but it's obvious it was a forced sabbatical due to erratic behavior and mental illness.
>spanish flag
>not spanish
>hates spaniards
>cruz is his boy
>>68060007
>The isoform test that the NFL used this season to test for HGH "doesn't catch many people at all," Catlin told USA TODAY Sports. "It's not a test that's designed to really do that. It will catch you if you just used it a few hours ago, but if it's a day or more, it's not going to find you."
I don't know if that's the exact same test but....
I assume, ASSUME that rich piana's cycle where he's using HGH every other day or some shit, I assume the HGH testing has to happen within a few hours regardless of what test it is
I assume this because piana has to take it so often so I assume it shoots through his system, unlike the other steroids which he takes less frequently
at least that's what I remember from his video
a small dosage of HGH would probably do wonders for MMA fighters, make them feel like teenagers again where you can run around gym class, play a game of basketball or basketball practice then go home and run around with all your lil niglet friends until night time and never be tired or sore
>>68060273
>Being obsessed with me
This while going on about "mental illness", boy you sure aren't doing yourself any favours here.
>>68053795
>Rockhold
>Cruz
>Holloway
>Lombard
>Poirier
What if a fighter bathed in stem cells is that USADA allowed?
>>68060344
>being obsessed with cruz, faber, and brazil
>being obsessed with just generally being an annoying asshole
go back to /r/mma
>>68060344
>get made fun of after blogging
>y-you're obsessed!
>>68060418
>Talking about stuff and proving people wrong on a subject is being obsessed
Meanwhile you memorise details about my personal life.
Get a life, son. I'm not even sending you (back) to Reddit, I'm just straight up telling you to get up and leave and do something else with your time.
>>68060472
>Shook so hard he has to meta post
Didn't I clown you goofs enough tonight? Do you want more?
>>68060378
I'm sure Angela Magana gets showered in cum before every fight and she's fine.
>>68059728
>HGH is more expensive than roids though
That touches on one of my main thoughts around all this - how many fighters can actually afford the high tech PEDs?
NEVER FORGET RIP
>>68060501
>"memorizing"
>literally just looking at your ugly dirty spanish cuck flag and reading your unintentional self hatred comments
Lebron coming to MMA
>>68060616
>Projecting this hard
>>68060614
DELET
why does floyd have to contact dana to organise a boxing match with mcgoober
isn't it simmilar to when ali fought that pro wrestling nip?
its a different sport in a way it would be like if mcgoober wanted to take an f1 race or something? how's dana going to stop him?
>>68060674
i'm sorry for your loss but i will always honour his memory
>>68060755
Thank you for your kind words, he stepped up on short notice when nobody else wanted to fight Cro-Cop, he always gave it his best, and he was a great ambassador for the sport too.
>>68060803
at least you now have australias brave naturalised michael whittaker and maker hunt
truly great australian sportsment
>>68060920
We're working on claiming Dan Hangman Hooker as well.
>>68060966
yes another true born australian so much talent is coming out of australia it seems
>>68060629
this post rustles my jimmies
>>68061036
You forgot Holloway
>>68053795
Luke Rockhold
Dominick Cruz
Max Holloway
Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier
QUICK!!
Claim your waifu
>>68061089
thanksss
>>68053795
Rockhold Via KO
Cruz via UD
Lamas Via robbery
Hendo Via K.O
Porier via UD
>>68053702
Just wanted to give you a (you) and say that I completely fucking agree bro
>>68061205
snow HAH laaaaation
>>68053795
Cuckhold
Cruz
Holloway
Hendo (because >picking againts your boy ever)
Porier
>mike
>>68061329
dios mio, he's handsome as fuck
>>68057842
Yeah I'm going to 199.
>>68061417
>>68061417
there use to be an epic meme of that girl in the black jacket eye fucking all the fighters during the weigh ins, walks to the cages, and post fight interviews. She's hilarious, sherdog stalked her, she's a california MMA official
Pic not related different girl eye fucking the fighters..
NEW JACK SLACK ARTICLE
>NEW JACK SLACK ARTICLE
DOMINICK CRUZ: ONE MORE GHOST FROM THE PAST
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/dominick-cruz-one-more-ghost-from-the-past
>>68061532
>>68061550
>>68061557
>NEW JACK SLACK ARTICLE
Oh yippee, can't wait to hear how boxers from the 1800s are relevant to mixed martial arts today
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
if bj penn was a can he'd be called bj can
>>68061983
If Spaniards weren't lazy and actually worked for a living they'd be called mexicans
What is wrong with MMA fans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhGfh0W8t80
>rewatching TUF 10: heavyweights on Fight Pass
>Schaub's first two sentences
>says "for sure" twice
>>68053795
ROCKHOLD
CRUZ
HOLLOWAY
HENDO
PERRIER
>>68062010
kek
only real fight fans know who this is
>>68061870
is that his mom
>>68061557
>he promotes hack slack
hello casual /heem/ browser
>>68053795
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Green
>>68061223
I need more aunty L in my life
h-hey...bizbing..b-bizbing
>>68060537
>how many fighters can actually afford the high tech PEDs?
I heard HGH was $10,000-$30,000 a year...
anyone from /fit/ can confirm or?
we could just budget out which guys can and can't afford to do it
>>68061156
claimed
>>68062765
how much a year depends on how much you take some spend 100k a year and others like 10k, but most fighters probably aren't on HGH to enhance their performance
>>68062765
If they can get someone to microdose their joints they don't need much. HGH works much better on connective tissue than muscles.
>>68062776
>but most fighters probably aren't on HGH to enhance their performance
I would assume recovery/injury recovery first, extra training because your body isn't shit second, and then getting big and skrong
some guys won't be able to afford 100k a year, actually probably 1/2 of the UFC roster
lord knows some guys need it though, vitor, bigfoot silva
overheem looks like he's got a load of hgh guts leftover
>>68062811
>tfw bad knee and shoulder
>tfw will never get HGH therapies and have by body heal itself
>tfw canadian "health care"
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68062765
Lombard was paid six figures. Fought once or twice a year and was buying some Metal Gear Solid stealth type steroids. But those were pretty expensive. I'd be pissed if I was Lombard. Spending all that cash and still failing the test.
>>68062819
no one in the UFC spends 100k on HGH, taking large amounts of HGH is only what body builders do which is why i think it's impractical for fighters aside from heavyweights like bigfoot. I'm pretty sure most the PED's fighters take are for being more explosive.
>>68062860
i think a lot of it is for training recovery
sparring takes a large toll on the body
>>68053702
>I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
is there such a thing ? i don`t think he is awkward, but he does strike me as a shallow person. that being said i obviously don`t know him in real life, so i could easily be wrong. as for him being handsome and a talented mma fighter, who could argue against that ?
>>68062819
>>68062886
HGH is not test. It's more similar to estrogen in function. It's a meme drug fooling people because it has the word "growth" in it's name. Growth? Muscle growth? Anabolic performance enhancing?
It's not performance enhancing. No study has ever found positive effects on athletic performance.
http://annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=741027
http://grg51.typepad.com/steroid_nation/2008/03/review-from-sta.html
>>68061329
>samurai
GSP had to be on some of the most high tech designer PEDs
That little leaf boy had a gut like he ate BJ Penn
>>68053795
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
>watching ufc embedded
okay, rockhold is literally gay.
How would he do in the UFC?
>>68062917
I hate this meme
>>68062928
DC turned him gay.
AKA is now ACA - American Cocksucking Academy
>>68062951
>the GSP is natty meme
jon
>>68062961
>the GSP is a roider meme
>>68054098
Hey Ronda, what kind of fall from grace do you want?
http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/er.2003-0035
"GH and estrogen levels show positive correlations in prepubertal girls and boys...the effect of testosterone is dependent on aromatization to estrogen because treatment of boys with nonaromatizable androgens (oxandrolone and dihydrotestosterone) fails to increase GH secretion (14, 15, 16). This is further supported by the studies in pubertal boys and adult men given tamoxifen, an antiestrogen, which abrogates the stimulatory effect of testosterone on GH (17, 18)."
Athletes literally pumping themselves full of estrogen when taking this HGH garbage.
>>68062978
dont be such a dumb cunt mate
>>68062936
Little cuck boi. Just like Conor. All talks,some action but mostly a clown. Pic related is the real reason everyone should do roids.
>more power
>better looking
>better endurance
>better recovery
>heal quicker from injuries
>the UFC would become more aesthetic
>more money to watch cool,sexy, in shape people fight
>easier to market ripped people
>stronger chins everywhere
>Reem,Werdum,JDS,Hendo,Shogun,Wand, and more having iron chins because of roids (confirmed)
6x scoops a day. 3x a week. All day everyday.
>>68062961
I meant the 'designer ped' meme
>>68062928
He's got a pretty severe case of the not gays
>icut a dick out of fabric and put it on your back when sleeping bro, hahaha faggot
>>68063013
20 SCOOPS GOD DAMMIT, RIGHT BABE?
>>68053795
rockhold
cruz
holloway
lombard
poirier
DurianRiders new vid is a good lesson on gear, remember when you take too much T it turns into E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7sY8k5OSGU
>>68063021
that's the opposite of the not gays. the not gays would be if he were always talking about how he totally 100% likes women.
>>68053795
BISping
Cruz
Holloway
HEndo
Poirier
>>68063072
>i put a dick on your back bro hahahaha
>you wanna go get some pedicures bro?
>lets watch 300 while we workout bro
>>68062855
>I'd be pissed if I was Lombard. Spending all that cash and still failing the test.
yeah no shit
>>68062860
>I'm pretty sure most the PED's fighters take are for being more explosive.
or not losing it when they are dehydrated, that's something else I forgot about, cutting weight and training camps leave you weaker, if they can take a couple pops to the butt and come into a fight feeling fresh and skrong, wtf wouldn't do that when the assumption is everyone else is doing it
>>68062886
I've been at a boxing gym and I had to take time off boxing training because it was making me weak, like there was threshold where I wouldn't get any worse. But I had to stop to get strong and stay strong. Like if I was lifting for a month, then did a month of training I'd lose some gains. I had a great all organic diet, drank loads of water, swam in the ocean, all that fancy hippie jazz shit, I couldn't get around losing strength that I had gained. It wasn't a huge problem, I wasn't going to compete and I was able to take time off to lift. If I did a cardio program and lifted I would keep my gains, boxing and bjj class after and I would lose strength. I would say I'd lose 10-15% strength while boxing and bjj.
>>68062910
yeah, NFL guys, MLB, IFBB pro's are just buying into memes with no bay area collective laboratories to prove otherwise
>More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance.
> The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted.
did you even read what you posted? fucking aussie shitposting
>>68062951
it's not a meme, I've heard it from Canadian NFL players that GSP is on hgh
>>68063005
>Athletes literally pumping themselves full of estrogen when taking this HGH garbage.
>prepubertal girls and boys
>Athletes
>>68063101
>it was making me weak
No you silly leaf. You've always been weak. Just like your leader.
>>68063142
>implying he's weak
if you knock them out, they will win
>>68063101
> yeah, NFL guys, MLB, IFBB pro's are just buying into memes with no bay area collective laboratories to prove otherwise
Yes, they are. Literally no study has ever found benefit.
Increasing HGH levels doesn't help performance, it lowers performance, that's the data.
Athletes take levels even greater than what doctors consider ethical to do studies on.
You think that it will suddenly become performance enhancing at a higher level while performance harming at the lower level?
>prepubertal girls and boys
"This is further supported by the studies in pubertal boys and adult men"
AND ADULT MEN
Try giving a single piece of evidence for it working. So far you've got "well, athletes wouldn't take it if it doesn't help...so that's my scientific evidence."
>>68063142
lmao is that trudeau
>>68063142
fuck that, I wasn't training in Canada, there's 0 boxing gyms worth the price here
Growth Hormone are naturally higher in women than men
Men: < 5 ng/mL or < 226 pmol/L
Women: < 10 ng/mL or < 452 pmol/L
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/2089136-overview
>>68063201
Yup.Typical Canadian. Tapping to strikes like GSP. Taking a dive like Rory against Robbie and Conduit. Glass chins like Goulet.
>GSP is natty
>>68063195
>that's the data.
from kids, and non athletes
>that's the data.
actually it's not, the studies themselves say
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
and
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
>while performance harming at the lower level?
are you referring to the study you posted about kids?
>Try giving a single piece of evidence for it working.
pic related literally had a laboratory giving it to him for performance enhancing
>>68063222
dam son ur so smart it must mean something right
>>68063252
>not getting fat after retiring
>>68063229
>>68063142
Trudeau is just about the only person I'd expect Jake Shields or Cathal Pendred to be able to heem
[arm gators angrily]
![Gabi-Garcia.0_standard_709.0.0.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t3MIVoL.jpg "Gabi-Garcia.0 standard 709.0.0.0[1]")
>>68063222
>222
Confirms Gabby is natty. She brings out the worst in men. How she works out,diets,trains correctly to make all kinds of gains. Then everyone is jealous of her and accuses her of roids.
>>68063263
>can't tell fat from slin gut
>>68063283
>Then everyone is jealous of her
she's easily the least skilled MMA fighter I've ever seen that's been called professional
>>68063254
I posted multiple studies. They found no benefit for performance on athletes.
> "More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
That's not data, that's a comment. Data is numbers. Numbers show no benefit. More research is needed because athletes take dangerous levels doctors can't put ethically people on to study.
The study about kids was in my second post. Here is the study:
http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/er.2003-0035
It was not only on kids, it also look at adult men.
"This is further supported by the studies in pubertal boys and adult men given tamoxifen, an antiestrogen, which abrogates the stimulatory effect of testosterone on GH"
> and adult men
>>68055426
What makes you say that?
>>68063283
the only thing I'm jealous of is her celltech regimen
Why does Bizbing talk with that retarded person accent? did Henderson hit him too hard?
>>68063301
because bisbong is unironicly half polish
>>68063013
iiiiiit's mootherrrrrr fuckinnnn shaaaake tiiiiiime!
god damnit! hahaha
>>68063345
WHATS UP GOD DAMMIT,HUHUHUH
Prime Silva vs Prime Rockhold?
>>68063345
>>68063361
man dont fukin talk to me im here to trane not to talk
http://annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=741027
"Participants were young (mean age, 27 years)"
"strength and exercise capacity did not seem to improve. Lactate levels during exercise were statistically significantly higher in 2 of 3 studies that evaluated this outcome"
"Growth hormone treated participants more frequently experienced soft tissue edema and fatigue than did those not treated with growth hormone."
27 years old, no increase in strength or cardio, rather greater fatigue.
The only benefit to HGH is to raise lean body mass via water retention so you can perhaps look fuller for a short period of time.
>>68063369
prime silva would clown cockhold into the next century
Rich is a keto kid why aren't you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrfOsQd6ZWA
>>68063296
dude you're arguing with literally 0 studies to back up what you are saying, in fact, the studies themselves state "More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance." so w/e data you seem to think is there isn't, as "More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"which abrogates the stimulatory effect of testosterone on GH"
>abrogates
>"To abolish, do away with, or annul,"
>abrogate
>" to cancel or revoke formally or officially; repeal; annul"
>men given tamoxifen, an antiestrogen
>men given an antiestrogen
you didn't even read the articles you are posting, you're just shitposting
I'm done
I'll go with the actual Laboratory studies carried out by Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, Mario Jones and the bay area laboratory co-op which proved HGH enhanced athletic performance
>>68063013
>reem
>verdum
>wanderlei
>iron chin
is the curse international?
>>68063391
http://annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=741027
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>>68063431
I am loving TUF but let's see what happens on fight night
Gollum still has a chance regardless of how shitty she is as a coach
>>68063408
I'm posting study after study showing the negative effects!
http://annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=741027
"the increase in lean body mass from growth hormone is due to fluid retention rather than muscle hypertrophy (77–79). A nonrandomized study in experienced weightlifters supports this view. Yarasheski and colleagues (80) provided high-dose growth hormone to college football players and weightlifters and found that it did not increase muscle protein synthesis or decrease protein breakdown, suggesting that an increase in muscle mass from growth hormone use in such athletes is unlikely."
> men given an antiestrogen
What is your point here?
Right, when men are given an antiestrogen, testosterone does not raise growth hormone. When men are given estrogen, growth hormone is raised. When men are given test without an antiestrogen, growth hormone raises because test without an antiestrogen raises estrogen.
You keep hanging to this "more research needed", which was only said in regards to that one study, I am posting multiple, and that was said not because the effect is unclear, but because the effect at the exact dosages cheating pro athletes use is unsafe to give to subjects.
>>68063470
>I'm posting study after study showing the negative effects!
http://annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=741027
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>>68063401
I've been looking into this keto diet. I've heard of people losing gains. But Rich is MAKING GAINS. Getting BIGGER by the day. I need to check this out. Hopefully I make gains too. I train bodybuilding in a gi 3x a week btw.
>>68063431
GSP was on the international cover for UFC 2009 and still beat Alves at UFC 100
>>68063435
And? It's unsafe to give people poison.
> GH found to be poison at low level
> can't say it's poison when taken at a higher level!
> And since it's unethical to give people poison at such a high level, you'll never be able to disprove my unverifiable claim that it helps when given at huge doses!
I mean, they have done studies on animals with long-term use and found disastrous effects
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growth_hormone_in_sports
"With regard to adverse drug reactions, there is data from animal studies that "long-term administration of human growth hormone can increase the risk of diabetes, retention of fluids, joint and muscle pain, hypertension, cardiomyopathy, osteoporosis, irregular menstruation, impotence and elevated HDL cholesterol."[6]"
But, of course, that's animals, entirely different in humans, right?
>>68063499
nah watch the vid god dammit rich is trying to lose 75 pounds, just make sure you stay off the gas cause too much T turns into E as you can see with these bitch tits, right babe?
>>68063525
gotta confuse the viewers right, babe?
>>68063516
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
stfu faggot
Guys for the recor-for the record an hour ago Jon called me "the lamest, biggest, pussy he'd ever met in his entire life."
So I mean if(boo)-if.. an hour ago he said "you are the lamest, biggest, pussy I have ever met in my entire life", so believ-it believe what you want, but this i-hes lying to you guys again.
>W-What he say?
Yo ju-
Am I the biggest, lying pussy you've ever met?
>Are you the biggest pussy?
Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
>Uh?-
Is that what you told me?
Is this not real now? Are we pretending? Are we pretending again?
>I can-
>It's hard to hear you.
*off-mic* Are we pretending? *off-mic*
>Huh
Dana: He said "are we pretending again?"
>Oh n-
Are we pretend-
>No we-
Are we doing this fairy tale shit again?
>No you are the biggest pussy I've ever seen. For sure.
Okay
Are we pretending again?
Hey because I know what you said to me over here.
>What you say?
Dana: He said "I know what you said to me over here."
>That you're a pussy tha-that you're forever gonna be my pussy?
*off-mic* What? *off-mic*
>*off-mic* That you're forever gonna be my pussy *off-mic*
Tha-and also that I'm forever going to be your pussy.
>Yeah.
Okay, we'll see.
I like it Jon but I like it BUT I WANT YOU GO TO ACTUALLY BE HONEST WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE FOR ME.
That's all I want.
>*Jon indicates to Dana he can't hear what he said*
Dana: Be like you are here like you are with them.
>>68063574
Luckily for us, more research exists!
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1550219
"quadriceps muscle protein synthesis rate, torso and limb circumferences, and muscle strength did not increase more in the GH-treated group. In the young men studied, resistance exercise with or without GH resulted in similar increments in muscle size, strength, and muscle protein synthesis, indicating that 1) the larger increase in FFM with GH treatment was probably due to an increase in lean tissue other than skeletal muscle and 2) resistance training supplemented with GH did not further enhance muscle anabolism and function."
>>68063525
>does 119 days of roids and gh
>is done
>watch me lose weight now guys
k....this nigga's motabolism will burn off 75 pounds like a whore burns off semen stains with a cigarette
>>68063597
>>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
stfu fag
>>68063525
Time to trane UFC babe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
>>68063623
> More research is needed to conclusively determine
And more research has been conducted, which corroborated the results of other studies.
They all say the same thing.
Another one
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2825605/
"this information could prove to be useful in the clinical setting insofar as treating musculotendinous injuries are concerned and provide further evidence that rhGH supplementation is not anabolic toward contractile tissue in adult humans"
>>68063460
I don't know why the thought that her team's performance on TUF would affect how she'd do against Claudia at all would even pop into your head.
>>68063639
This is so fucking retarded lmao
>that takedown
>>68063263
that pic is from way before he retired, casual
>>68063666
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
![b23ee68b9d0f83ec129384825e780f82_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OIVGBWk.jpg "b23ee68b9d0f83ec129384825e780f82 crop north[1]")
I know you guys don't care for mandrama. But Ryback from WWE is going to be released soon. They're saying he might sign with UFC. Here's a video of him training MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PCqn4O3znY
He should fight CM Punk. They have real heat. Apparently Ryback broke Punk's neck, and his ribs on purpose. Or have him fight Rich Piana.
>>68061156
Randa vs Karolina topless happens nightly in my dreams.
Tiff Timebomb claimed
>>68063699
WHATEVER IT TAKES, RIGHT BABE?
>>68063708
Why are you so supportive of HGH? Who gets this emotionally attached to a drug that they bury their head in the sand when presented with scientific evidence?
>>68063710
He couldn't pass a drug test
>>68063710
he's going to lose minimum 20 pounds of muscle once he comes off that USADA positive butt poppin he does
>>68063639
I wonder how many people actually watch his shit un-ironically.
>>68063751
i thought we all were...
>>68063595
I actually feel sorry for DC
Not only is he shit at banter but he has to deal with Jon who is a master ruseman
He even said he wouldn't get as emotionally invested in this fight but we're right back to it, with Jon playing games on twitter and DC responding with weird/creepy/poorly thought out statements
RIP DC
>>68053795
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
succ
>>68063772
it's bad when your gym's best trash talker is a recent ESL student
werdum, bisping, jones, they are open game to guys with the slightest bit of banter or troll
>>68063751
730 thousand plus do. The 5% Big Rich lifestyle is a way of life. When you get up in the morning and take not one,not two,not three but 7 scoops of Mutant Mass which is entirely composed of ingredients on the USADA banned list, mixed with some egg nog then you will know what the life is about. Dana said he took steroids. They made him feel like Superman is what he said. But you take some Mutant Mass and act like Rich. Trust me you will not feel but become a God
>>68063688
I didn't mean to. I jokingly implied that being on the game cover is proving to be a curse on TUF but that the curse may not carry over to the fight.
>>68063724
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
![alex-wright-berlyn-2000-wcw-promo-1391967010[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Do89rXm.jpg "alex-wright-berlyn-2000-wcw-promo-1391967010[1]")
Heath Herring: The teenage years
>Canada knowing this much about roids
>yfw you realized Canada is Vegan Gains
That presser was so memeful
>>68054063
Probably cause his eyes are so close together
>>68063917
and the aus hes arguing with is durian rider
>>68063917
> Canada knowing this much about roids
He knows nothing though. Reduced to spamming shitposting.
Why don't you join the discussion.
Tomorrow a Q&A with Mighty Mouse is being streamed on YouTube
Should be a bunch of drunk Brits bringing the bantz
>>68064155
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
>AVERAGE BLOKE
Hunto vs JDS 2 next?
>>68064173
More research has been conducted.
h-hey
who /believeyoume/ here?
>>68064254
/samurai/ over here.
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
You now remember Alan Belcher
>hey
>WOT YOU GOT SOMTHIN TO SAY?
>im a samurai
Who /Samurai/ here?
>>68064320
You now remember Thomas Almeida
>>68064352
>>68064355
Luke 'The Samurai' Rockhold sounds bretty gud
>>68064374
better than Michael "the cunt" Bizbing
Wow it's like Schaub is the older brother I never had
>>68064374
It's nothing compared to Chris "The Chris" Weidman
>>68064411
your just memeing but people forget that Daniel "DC" Cormier is a real thing
>>68064408
Schaub is all of our older brothers, he looks out for us and shows us the way in life. Thank you based beautiful Schaub.
Who else prays to god every night that Schaub blows his brains out?
>>68064435
None of us, but he might blow away the bullies that torment us. #ThankYouBasedSchaub
>>68064320
I remember him beating the shit out of Palhares
>>68064435
None of us you weirdo
TYBS
>>68064435
No one.
>>68064185
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
>>68064161
they should put a giant picture of MM on the TUF stage and a sign with "my champion>your champion"
>>68064414
Do they also say George St. GSP Pierre?
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
The Bully
Lombard
Poirier
>>68064517
The literature review also says this
> Claims that growth hormone enhances physical performance are not supported by the scientific literature.
Your opinion is the opposite. You're anti-science.
The reviewers wanting a larger body of evidence in order to be completely sure is not evidence of your position. Your position currently has zero evidence.
>>68064435
I definitely do. He's the equivalent of the /b/ banana cancer
>>68063772
Their whole gym sucks balls at trashtalking.
Velasquez is a mute. DC is cringe. Rockhold has the IQ of an 11 year old. Is there lead in the water at AKA?
>>68064491
>>tfw this moron could heem 99.9% of people on the face of the earth
>>68064579
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
>>68064628
> Claims that growth hormone enhances physical performance are not supported by the scientific literature.
So don't claim that it is.
>>68053795
>Rockhold.
>Cruz
>Max
>Dan
>Dustin
>>68064639
>>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
>>68064780
> Claims that growth hormone enhances physical performance are not supported by the scientific literature.
So don't claim that it is.
>>68064786
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
>>68064856
> Claims that growth hormone enhances physical performance are not supported by the scientific literature.
So don't claim that it is.
>>68064603
What's the big deal anyways?
Don't get this bizarre new attitude where every fighter has to bring le bants
>>68064859
Mate you're not going to die if you don't get the last word in
who /bisping/ here?
>>68064880
HERE
>>68064859
>"Few studies evaluated athletic performance. Growth hormone protocols in the studies may not reflect real-world doses and regimens."
>"More research is needed to conclusively determine the effects of growth hormone on athletic performance."
>"The scientists note their analysis included few studies that measured performance. The tests also probably don't reflect the dose and frequency practiced by athletes illegally using the hormone. Experiments like that aren't likely to be conducted."
>>68064892
> Claims that growth hormone enhances physical performance are not supported by the scientific literature.
So don't claim that it is.
>>68064880
Lol is this Arlovski?
>>68064868
HGH pushing huckster detected.
>>68064899
no, it's dimitri johnson
>>68064886
>>68064897
>tfw i thought luke was cool then he opened his mouth and i realised what a little shit he was
>>68064880
WHAT HAPPENED TO LITHKEK
WHAT HAPPENED TO EDGESTONIA
HEEM 1 WAS ALL I HAD TO LIVE FOR
>>68064896
The game
>fag
>>68064913
friendly reminder that lithcuck is in hiding
>>68064622
Why do people hate him? He seems to be a genuine bro on Rogans podcast.
>>68053795
Michael Bisping
Urijah Faber
Dan Henderson
Bobby Green
Call me mystic finn. I predict deze dings.
>>68064935
So you are willing to fight?
Thought so, wuss
Why is this cock eyed, shit talking motherfucker so likeable?
New thread
>>68065010
>>68065010
>>68053795
Michael Bisping via R1 KO
Urijah Faber via R2 TKO
Max Holloway via UD
Hector Lombard via R1 KO
Dustin Poirier via R2 TKO
>>68064964
you forgot to pick Holloway-Lamas bruh
>>68054083
>>68054083
Ferguson really has a hard on for that rolling leg lock.
Forgot the name of his oppoent but he tried that from across teh octagon once.
LUKE ROCKHOLD IS A SAMURAI
LUKE ROCKHOLD WILL STEALTH IN BEHIND BISPING AND CHOKE HIM
PSHHHHT NOTHING PERSONAL POPS
>>68053472
>>68053472
Conor stalled like the bitch that he is. He knew Nate would whoop him especially at full camp.
Cabo 2 week alcohol man Nate was playing with him even then.
We are about to see the end of the McGregor BS.
I for one am eager for the future, Ebay will be full of his stuff once he descends into poverty and obscurity.
>>68053495
what finish your sentence
![golovkin_lemieux[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yjyNLZF.jpg "golovkin lemieux[1]")
![1454985212060[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pkbsJAb.png "1454985212060[1]")
