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Previous thread: >>68049619
News:
>199 weighin procedure explained
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11827266/different-weigh-in-procedure-for-ufc-199-explained
>Diaz won't be fighting irish can
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11843138/dana-white-ufc-is-looking-at-another-fight-for-conor-mcgregor-that
>Honda 2017
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11841566/dana-white-ronda-rousey-gets-immediate-title-shot-upon-return-aiming
>Luke Rockhold is actually a samurai
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464902739294.webm
/SCHAUB/ general?
h-hey
3rd for my boy forever Dominick Cruz
SCHAUB
Croatia's own Mirco Bispiocic will take the MW belt back home
FABER
>I'm a fucking Samurai
>>68053505
Real thread
>>68053506
GOAT hairline
>tfw Califorrinyaas own Urijah Faber is finally going to get his belt
>>68053529
I hope you're the sperg and are about to have an episode.
People who think Rockhold's performance was bad today need to go and watch Weidman's at the Unstoppable presser.
>"I'll rip your heart out"
>rare footage of someone from dagestan losing edition
someone post the footage of shahbulat shamhalaev getting gunned down
>Luke literally admitting he has a bum knee
Dropping a cheeky tenner on bisping
>>68053566
shut up
>>68053566
Shut up.
>>68053566
i dont care what u say hes still my boy
>Schaub
>>68053566
well, nothing can beat unstoppable in terms of cringeness, it was all around suicide tier
Howcome every OP now is an unfunny faggot who makes it 20 posts early
>>68053566
Lol it amazes me how luke beat both bisping and chris yet they both out embarrased him at press conferences
Be careful, /heem/
>tfw Urijah wins the belt
>>68053648
Yew'll dew nootin
>>68053566
it's worse for luke because he's supposed to be le cocky chad man but he unironically has autism.
>i-i'm a samurai
>>68053633
I don't get it either. He insists on making every thread. He thinks people care about having a million events that nobody looks at in the OP.
I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
People don't look at him objectively and are just jealous because he's good looking in addition to having so much else going for him. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.
He's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything he's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.
It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.
But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.
McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.
People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?
I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.
Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.
Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?
That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
>>68053633
what would you consider funny
>>68053680
How will Bisping fare against an actual samurai?
>>68053680
>le cocky chad man but he unironically has autism.
makes me like him desu. truly one of us.
>>68053712
What a broke motherfucker. Look at those little arms.
That ain't the money fight.
>>68053723
looks average
>>68053707
Not him, but I prefer a variety of OPs [embed] instead of one autist making every thread. it should reflect all of the people who post here, not just the sperg who posts the thread early every time because of his autism.
>>68053702
holy fuck is this pasta or did you type all this autism out
>>68053702
this is my second favorite defensive nuthugger pasta after the begrudger one
>>68053755
How about instead of calling me autistic you answer my question?
Which fighters might be on the spectrum?
Rockhold
Rory
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
>>68053790
Ryan hall.
>>68053790
Nick and Nate for sure
>>68053790
myles jury
>you now remember myles jury's sports psychology session which included holding a sword and pretending to be a king
>>68053790
>Rory
>might be on the spectrum
>might
Rory is the single most autistic athlete in professional sport history.
>>68053702
but being obnoxious and talking over people/not letting people talk over you is basically all the skill you need for these retarded banter circus shitshows
ie tyson fury, donald trump, etc
>>68053824
kek myles "that guy was easy" jury
>>68053795
ROCKHOLD
FABER
HOLLOWAY
HENDO
POIRIER
>>68053712
Why would he dominate yet ANOTHER Brazilian post-USADA? Everyone wins with Bisping.
>>68053795
Posted in last thread >>68053809
>>68053824
>jury jiu jitsu
>>68053795
Rockhold via heem.
Cruz via UD.
Holloway via heem on third round.
Lumbard via heem.
Poirier.
lads dana is getting old..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJAkdcmHels
>>68053859
why spanish people hate brazilians so much?
the only place I was ever mistreated when traveling was in a spanish airport
I'm a fucking samurai, and I can siltently destroy any here
>>68053795
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Porier
>>68053911
I'm not Spanish, but I assume everyone hates you. You guys are like a race of mongrel savages, y'know?
No offense.
faber sucks at talking shit so bad lmfao
>>68053907
>still calling Anderson the GOAT
nobody believes that anymore, right?
>>68053927
>, and
>siltently
>any here
Relax
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Porier
>>68053472
>199 weighin procedure explained
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11827266/different-weigh-in-procedure-for-ufc-199-explained
Interesting desu ne
>What fighters do love about CSAC's new rules is getting to weigh-in earlier with more time to rehydrate. Dominick Cruz spoke about it during a recent episode of UFC Embedded. Luke Rockhold addressed it on The MMA Hour with Ariel Helwani on Monday. In the typical weigh-in procedure, fighters must stay on weight for hours waiting for the 4 p.m. weigh-in show. Not in California this week. They can wake up, cut the rest of the weight, step on the scale and they're done. They can begin eating and drinking again.
>"I'm excited about the weigh-in early," Rockhold said. "I think it's stupid to sit there and deprive yourself and wait for all this bullsh*t to go through and stay dehydrated and let your body keep sucking fluid from your brain. It's that downtime. Once you've made the weight, what's the point of sitting there just to please everybody? The PR side of things. It's not healthy. I think it's smart on their part."
>What will happen to the regular, television weigh-in fans are accustomed to?
>It won't go away and will largely be the same, according to UFC vice president of public relations Dave Sholler. It will remain at 4 p.m. Fighters will still pose on stage and square off with each other like the weigh-ins we're used to. The only difference will be that Joe Rogan will announce the weights that were previously recorded rather than the ones read from the scale right then and there.
>>68053942
yeah right Dom, go make some friends while Faber prepares to steal your belt
The "might be on the spectrum" list
Rockhold
Rory
Ryan Hall
Myles Jury
Nick
Nate
pls add
myabe Cruz? His best friend is his pupper and owns a fuck load of swords but he is quite charismatic.
>>68053957
You'll be the one relaxing after I triangle choke you from my rubber guard
>>68053795
Michael Bisping
Urijah Faber
Ricado Lamas
Hector Lombard
Bobby Green
>>68053988
sage
dana
>>68054011
I'm always relaxed. I keep it nice and flowy.
Stress=death
>>68053988
BJ Penn at 145lbs
>>68053980
>faber bigger than cruz
what is this delusion
>>68053988
Good list so far. Maybe DC? He's pretty fucking awkward
>>68053980
>Got BTFO so bad on the presser he couldn't even look up straight
Faber is a joke.
>>68054050
nah DC seems like a homely guy, could see him being a mall cop or something
>>68053795
Mihael Bisping
CruzMissile
Holloway
Lombard
Pooirier
>>68053988
Ferguson
*Cruz soft voice cracks*
"Im the BEsT AnaLySt in the world..."
>>68053938
I think spain is just not very pc for a first world country
>>68053795
Luke "I'm a samurai" Cockhold
Sir Dominicus of the Cross
Holloway
Henderson
Poirer
daily reminder to worship the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR1rd34wqGw
OFFICIAL 199 PRE-FIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE BANTER RANKINGS
>I'm here to embarrass the other guy with facts-tier
Cruz
>Getting frustrated with clearly better rival over a rubber match you'll lose, but occasionally funny-tier
Faber
>I can't win the fight so I'll try to clown on you-tier
Bisping
>Aye... bisping..bisping..I'm a fucking samurai-tier
Rockhold
>>68054063
>cruz mumbled some retarded shit about Dillashaw
Faber is going to destroy this fag
Re: the press conference
We should cut them some slack for being such goofs. They were 20hrs out from weigh ins so I bet they were all pretty light headed.
>>68054091
*pets dojo internally*
>>68054099
>ywn play mini putt with sage
>>68054099
Good shot Haha
>>68053648
tread lightly, /heem/
>>68054109
based hassyposter
>>68054095
Nobody really is that PC in Europe anymore desu. Except England, Sweden, France and Germany.
>>68054122
>Mumbled
More like coherently broke down Faber's entire career and his failures of touching the belt.
He's a loser and Dom exposed him. And will expose him Saturday once more.
>>68054109
>trying to have a conversation with an annoying autist
Faber
>h-hey bizbing bizbing
Rockhold
>>68054160
capped, anyone else wanna post some comments hating on faber so i can make a collage and goof on you
>>68054173
Dominick fucking destroyed Faber. He talked facts. In a coherent way while Faber was visibly shook. Sit the fuck down, you lardass motherfucker.
>>68054149
https://youtu.be/eccUmVWLixw
>daily reminder that you're all just AVERAGE BLOKES
>>68053795
Poirier
Lombard
Holloway
Faber
Rockhold
>>68054198
>>68054194
Capped yours. Imma laugh at your sad ass.
>>68054127
Best time for a press conference really
>>68054195
i just added everyone from the last thread, no one post in there now lol
Jake Matthews vs Kevin Lee
Who do ya got and why is it Jake?
>>68054204
BELIEVE YOU ME
>BELIEVE YOU ME
BELIEVE YOU ME
COME SATURDAY NIGHT I'M TAKING THAT BELT
>>68054230
You're no average bloke.
>>68054250
If you believe
YOU CAN ACHIEVE
>>68054250
aye hol up im a fucking silent samurai
>>68054198
careful now
>>68054230
thanks famalamia
It amazes me how cruz has so many fans
>>68053472
Best title ive seen in a while
Who is the ref for Bisping vs rockhold III?
Won't be surprised if rockhold tries a dirty trick again when he realizes he is outclassed.
![golovkin_lemieux[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yjyNLZF.jpg "golovkin_lemieux[1].jpg")
>>68053795
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68054283
Why wouldn't he?
>Smart
>Backs up what he says
>Elusive fight style, borefest for casuals but intense as fuck for people who follow the sport for a long time
>Shits on the Alpha Fails consistently
>Coherent as fuck
>Put down Dillashaw
>Put down DJ
What's there not to like? Literally his only flaw is having "Cruz" as his last name since it implies a Spaniard family line, other than that he's the perfect boy.
>>68054357
>intense as fuck
kill yourself
LGTSS...
>aldo
https://youtu.be/D5lwHWcDbFQ
>tfw faber wins the belt
>>68054357
>borefest for casuals
Is it? I had a casual watch Cruz/TJ with me and even he enjoyed the footwork and elusiveness of Cruz despite barely watching the sport
>>68054393
>Faber fanboy awaiting demise
Wew lad.
Go back to >>>/asp/, 194er.
How close was Ronda to finishing Holly?
>>68054127
I thought it was a good press conference with good banter. I just watched it while reading the old thread.
>>68054424
>watches all of cruz analysis and thinks it makes him smarter than everybody else
back to >>>r/mma
>>68054422
It usually is. I tried to watch it with some casual friends back in January and explained how cool this cunt was but they were just bored. Saying shit like "WHY DOESN'T HE JUST KNOCK HIM OUT?".
Next Monday went to the gym and everyone was post-fight hyped over it. Except this sad Dillashaw cunt.
How THAT guy has any fans surprises me.
>>68054465
Follow your own advice, Junior and try to stay there this time.
>>68054424
give me more comments to add to my collage when faber BTFO of cruz
>mfw i realized Urijaf is /pol/ af
top lad desu
>>68054357
Shut the fuck up
>>68054417
Every Fox Sports affiliate has at least one token hot female correspondent. In LA it used to be Heidi Androl, but now it's Alex Currie.
>>68054510
nice
there is a trump rally in about a bong
>>68054500
>Faber
>BTFOing anyone for the title, ESPECIALLY Cruz
It's like you enjoy being miserable.
>>68054510
>Tainting /pol/ with that miserable never-belt-holding manlet who ducks backstabbing team mates
>>68054522
>Faberfag
>>68054357
>put down dillashaw
Dillashaw won
>put down DJ
He should put down a 5'2 125lber
>>68054549
Faber simulated your boy's death with a one-armed-guillotine.
>what's up everybody thanks for comin out today we appreciate it
"Duane Ludwig is a mad scientist, him and Dillashaw are some of the best striking in the world"
>stands in one spot throwing loaded up power punches for 5 rounds
>>68053795
>Picking Faber AND Bisping
>>68054572
>Dillashaw won
Not what is says on the records.
>Defending DJ's loss
How fucking sad are you?
I bet you feel threatened as fuck because his last name is "Cruz", you cuck. Can't wait for him to clown your boy and put an end to his shit career.
>>68054604
He choked out a kid on a couple weeks notice and who was a rookie at the time.
He then got meme'd on.
How come he hasn't become a champ while Cruz was gone? How come he ducked TJ? How come he failed to touch gold while being in the UFC for so long?
Cruz comes back and in no time wins the belt again after scoring a victory over Faber.
Sit the fuck down, Faber fagboys. Conor heem'd over your boy verbally and now so has Dom. Faber's a joke.
Will we start to see more mma fighters come out in support of trump?
>you will never see a fighter walk out with a MAGA hat on
>>68054701
>shit career
casual detected everyone knows the california kid is a legend
its funny how Conor goofed himself into irrelevancy, the last big news about him was a "Mayweather vs Conor" poster that looked like it was made on ms paint
>>68054722
i read an article that said ronda voted for roseanne
>>68054676
You just watch, believe you me.
>>68054510
>anti-vaccer
>/pol/
>>68054745
>Legend
Dom exposed the shit out of him.
Not like McMeme hadn't done it before, but Dom was just more devastating because they're long time rivals.
>Calling MOI a casual while unironically defending Faber
>>68054832
>exposed him
Dom got choked out then barely scraped a decision, don't dig yourself a deeper hole casual, just cause reddit tells you Cruz is a super genius doesn't mean it's true
it was made on ms paint
>>68054701
>gives anon shit for defending DJ's loss to Cruz when DJ was a rookie and fighting part time
>defend Cruz's loss to Faber
Top fucking kek. Gobblin that Cruz dick so hard
>>68054871
>choked out
See >>68054701
>Barely
Every time someone scores a decision there's gotta be some nay-sayer faggot coming in saying it was "barely" a decision.
Kill yourself. I say this mostly ironically but in your case I mean it, rid us of your casual bullshit. You reek of 194.
>>68054832
>Defending a hop scotch point fighter who is brittle as fuck
Say what you want but urijah is built for battle
>>68054940
Cruz got dropped multiple times while never hurting Faber AT ALL
>inb4 muh advanced footwork made him lose balance
>>68054943
Yet still no UFC belt around his waist. Lost all significant fights. Aldo beat him, Edgar beat him, TJ would've eaten him alive, Barao beat him.
He's shit. He's literally the definition of a meme fighter, bigger name than skills.
this journalists are cringey
>>68054940
>he doesn't think that fight was a close decision
how does it feel to have cruz tiny dick in ur ass all day, your tripflag only started showing up after 196 bud
>>68054983
And dom fought NONE (ZERO) of those fighters
>>68054981
>Cruz got dropped multiple times
He was literally back on his feet right afterwards and was balanced. That's not "dropping someone". If he dropped him, why didn't he capitalize? Why didn't he finish him?
>Being this fucking casual
I get that you've been here for 6 months at most, but for fuck's sake, at least try to watch some more before you talk. Or at least go to a gym yourself and see what it's like to get "dropped".
>>68055002
I bet you right he was autistic.
>>68055017
>getting dropped always leads to a finish
you're a fakkin eejit m8
>>68055003
It wasn't a close decision. Not even the Dillashaw one was close.
>Anon knows more than professional judges
Wew lad.
>>68055011
So? He's the champion. He's the target, he has to chase nobody. He already beat the guy who's considered by many the P4P #1 of the planet. He already beat Dillashaw who was considered an upgrade of Cruz. He has nothing left to prove. Faber on the other hand is a clown who lost every big fight he had.
Sit down, Faberfag.
>>68055063
>Strawman
Nice one. Good to know you're walking out of this, Samurai boy.
>>68054777
>goofed himself into irrelevancy,
I agree with you about the poster and I think it's a bit retarded, but it's definitely got people talking. He's far from irrelevant
>>68054722
Faber had Trump's book on his shelf on Embedded
>>68054852
In the past
The consensus on neo/pol/ is memes and white nationalism
They don't care about anything except being opposed to SJWs
>>68055090
>muh rhetorical fallacy
reddit is probably more your speed, friend
Man, Cruz's gonna be devastated when Dojo dies.
>>68055192
>Gets BTFO
>Devolves into Meta posting
Alright.
>>68055233
>you btfoing anyone
>>68055292
what did she do to her face
>>68055292
Look at this thread and look at you. You got shook so hard you devolved into meme image reactions and meta posting.
>SHOOK
>>68055314
Nose job?
>>68055330
>he doesn't realize its 3 people blowing him the fuck out at once
i know you're new but try and keep up
>Ducking a fight when you're the Champ
Does Rockhold have more English blood running through his veins than Bisping?
>>68055330
>meta poster accusing others of meta posting
that's pretty meta, guy
>>68055372
>Still meta posting
Boring. You got verbally heem'd. Better luck next time.
>>68055377
If he had refused the Bisping fight you would've accused him of ducking Bisping.
He already has a victory over Jacare. There's no winning with you retards.
>>68055377
>ducking a fight for your first title defense
are you the champ if you've never defended?
>>68055522
Yes unless youre dominick cruz and never beat the champion
>>68055461
No, because Bisping was filming a movie and obviously not training.
Souza is thought to be the tougher fight here, hence Rockhold avoiding it and picking 2 week Bisping as a """"""choice"""""" is him ducking Souza
>>68055522
Who is champ?
are you American if you've never been shot at school?
>>68055986
AND HIS NAME IS
McGregor will fight Dos Anjos/Alvarez winner at UFC 202.
>>68056200
thanks Dana for this official announcement
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Lamas
Henderson
Poirier
>>68055917
Didn't Souza straight up say he was injured and then backtraced saying he wanted in once Bisping was making waves?
Or do you believe everything Bisping says and his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""anonymous source"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
Rockhold said he chose him. He has nothing to prove to either men, he beat both. How is he ducking a post-USADA Brazilian monkey who's biggest career win comes over a deflated post-USADA Belfort?
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
>>68056200
sounds legit
I bet Dana is pissed at Nate for not doing the rematch so he's going to give Conor the title shot as a fuck you
>>68056200
if that happens, the UFC has officially jumped the shark
>>68056549
Exactly.
>>68056496
Rockhold literally never denied anything Bisping said. Not only that, it was Rockhold who changed his story through the press conference, so of course I believe Bisping over Luke.
He ducked Souza and thought he'd get an easy fight from Bisping since he's doing a movie. Be as delusional as you want.
>>68056496
excuse me m8 but how many times has Luke Rockhold beat Chris Camozzi?
exactly
>>68056607
Jumped it when Nate/Conor 2 was announced for no reason as the headliner for 200
>>68056623
>Already beat this guy in the pre-USADA era
>But he's ducking guys!
Holy shit, how dense can you be? I get that you're sucking Bisping's dick so much and hanging onto his every word, but try to take a step back and think here.
>>68056549
>>68056200
it's just another stunt to pressure nate into a deal
goobie is too autistic to walk away from this fight
>>68056681
THE FIRST FIGHT WAS THE BIGGEST FIGHT WE'VE EVER DONE AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THE REMATCH U GOOF
>>68054083
>that file name
i keked
>>68056753
I didn't mean in terms of shekels Dana, calm down
>>68056725
jacare gave rockhold a tight fight, for all his similarities to weidman, i think he did it for greed, not cowardess
wow there are so many goofs that picked Bisping
do you know smth that I dont maybe?
he was terrible un hus last fight and almost got heemed to a 40 years old Silva
>you're just an average bloke, I'm a SAMURAI
>>68056811
Belief in BOY
>>68056811
no money on the line a good amount of people just pick their boys
>>68056804
Whatever his reasoning is, he doesn't need to explain it. He beat both men.
The Britbongs have a hard time wrapping their heads around the fact that he has nothing to prove against any of them, ESPECIALLY a post-USADA Brazilian he defeated BEFORE USADA came into play.
So I don't see the big deal here. Obviously Bisping brings more money into the table, so if that's the reason, I don't see the issue.
Any of you went to the Chris Weidman signing in Times Square? He's so fucking nice and has a pair of mits on him, looks tons better irl too
>>68056929
You met The Chris? Tell us all about it anon
>>68056929
how big did he look compared to the average man there
i met an amateur guy who fought at heayweight once (got heemed in the first round by a guy with a sumo type physique) and it seemed like our skeletal frames were the same size, although he had more muscle on him
>>68053795
> Rockhold
> Cruz
> Holloway
> Lombard
> Green
>>68056891
can you post more than 3 times without saying post usada brazilian?
>>68053795
Rockold
Cruz
Holloway
Hendo
Green
>>68056200
>title fight on one month notice for both fighters
Not happening, even assuming neither need medicak leave
Goodnight /heem/
>>68057163
Perhaps. The date will be negotiable.
>>68057167
goodnight bro hang in there
>>68056963
He signed two shirts for me which was awesome, the people there were trying to give me shit but he said nah it's alright I can sign both since my brother couldn't go with me and took a picture real friendly not as autistic as I thought he'd be with all the shitting stories and he sounds just like when he talks in interviews which was weird cause people like DJ and McGregor sound REAL different at signings
>>68057016
He was smaller than I thought, though could just be cause there was only white guys and girls there, big hands on him though and thick as fuck forearms
Who /DESTINY/ here?
You all laughed when I claimed Jouban as my boy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGTsLtLkHO/
>>68057313
Based Boy, Weidman is cool man
>>68057313
He sounds like a real human bean.
Has anyone ever met Schaub?
>submission (choke)
>>68057420
Memes aren't real life.
>>68057438
>submission (terror)
only real fite fans know who this is
>>68057167
good night /heem/ bro
h-hey..bizbing
>>68057345
>>68057375
Yeah, added the two shirts, was so bummed when they tried to say only one per though I get it but he was real cool.
>>68057420
i went to his live shows he's funnier in the live shows though may be on purpose idk
If anybody needs help sleeping tonight feel free to hop on my guard.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
pour some out for your boys
>War Machine
>Joe son
>Aleks
>Sage
>bizbing gets knocked out cold
>herb lets the fight go on
>wins a split decision
Any live MMA events you are planning on going to soon /heem/? I'm thinking of going to the Ferguson/Chiesa event in South Dakota and the RFA event in Minneapolis in July.
>>68057770
>Shogun
>Mayday McDonald
>Jorge Masvidal
>Hunt
just got done watching garbrandt vs almeida. fuck this guy has timing. next bantamweight champ for sure
>>68057069
Are you a post-USADA Brazilian?
>>68057770
Fuck off, Rory.
MICHAEL "THE CUNT" BIIIISPINNNGGG
>>68057868
why do you hate our inability to roid properly?
Who can stop them?
>>68057931
Understand that it's not the roids I hate, it's the Brazilians. Not the needles, but the skins they pierce.
No offense, friend.
>>68057760
added to the list
>>68057989
>no offense
Why would anyone find that offensive?
lol Embedded taught me that Bisping's son goes to my old high school
>>68058019
People mind feel offended if you tell them you hate their race, nation and would nuke them into glass if given the chance.
>>68053979
They still want to hide how much fighters rehydrate? hoping someone gets a cheeky look at the numbers
>>68057971
>>68053795
>Bisping
>Cruz
>Lamas
>Hendo
>Green
>>68057989
>>68058079
why? are you brazilian?
it's pretty common to find other brazilians with this exact mindset, and I don't blame then really haha
>>68053795
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68053795
Bisbong
Faber
Hollaway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68057868
I'm not Rory fan you faggot, he got banned. Seriously go back to r/mma or kill yourself, or both. War Machine has a large following on Heem
>>68058142
I'd probably kill myself if I was Brazilian (or Spanish for that matter, I'm here on a very long sabbatical).
Tell me the truth, friend. Are there any actual white people in Brazil or is it a myth?
>>68058188
>Literally outing yourself as the Rory fag
Report him boys, he's back in the pen!
>>68053472
so, are we gonna get extra embeddeds for this one? if we get one tonight that's 5 and we aren't at weigh ins yet.
maybe we will get 6-7
>>68053795
Rockhold (California combo complete)
Faber
Holloway
Hendo (Lombard no juicey)
Poirier
>>68058197
10-20% of the country is white
Rory sucks dick. He's going to quit in the Wonderboy fight like he did in the second Robbie fight. When he faces adversity he crumbles. He has no heart. Watch the Condit fight where he gives up. If he had heart and ambition I wouldn't hate. He's trash. And I hope he leaves the UFC with a loss.
>>68053795
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68058227
>report him boys
do you realize what i would do to your face
>Watch JRE Sam Harris recent ep.
>theyre talking about veganism
>Joe starts shilling saturated fats, oils, cholesterol and how the lipid hypothesis is a myth
ugh
>>68058176
baka u dummy
>>68058322
Joe literally blamed people eating carbs and too much sugar for the popularity of bad sitcoms today.
>>68058245
is that same sambo? got anymore?
>>68058263
I don't think it's heart, i just think his body fails his mind.
needs some yoga shit to deal with pain, since the mind can suppress even pain the ANS deals with along with the mental CNS stuff
>>68058251
>>68058292
Fight me.
I once spent three months in Brazil and had an awesome time besides the whole toilet paper thing.
