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>UFC 199 Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/orork3WvQHg
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/jEfrR0TvaUA
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/PQuRK7ltstc
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>Legal free fight(s)
Cruz vs Dillashaw: https://youtu.be/rMSuGwsVE18
Faber vs Rivera: https://youtu.be/7ABmtnoopck
Bisping vs Cung le: https://youtu.be/YasgyPF8uLs
Bisping vs Silva: https://youtu.be/vZHcStABPe0
Weidman vs Rockhold: https://youtu.be/BbuYtY_hjmU
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
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>Just Fight Fan™ Things
Cruz vs Faber - Bad Blood: https://youtu.be/xUC9gLxwouk
Inside the Octagon on Bisping vs Rockhold: https://youtu.be/k7xN_9rNLFo
Inside the Octagon on Faber vs Cruz: https://youtu.be/Op_anDE5BjY
Robin Black & Dan Hardy on Rockhold vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/3XSU1y0N_2o
Robin Black & Dan Hardy on Cruz vs Faber: https://youtu.be/-hUsKRxfFp4
BJJ Scout preview of Cruz vs Faber: https://youtu.be/w5UCbb0_88k
Why is this cockeyed, shit talking motherfucker so likeable?
jon
>>68065022
you sound like a self help book mate. SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>68065022
He's an average bloke.
>>68065043
lol i love how you room is bare as fuck do you have any possessions besides your pants?
>>68065082
mouthpiece, cup, everything else is bullshit
Brendan Peter Schaub.
>>68065043
you can exercise other muscles apart from your arms and shoulders you know
>>68065111
he looks like a guy that didn't have enough food to bulk but worked out anyways
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>68065082
My mind
>>68065170
What do you train my man
>>68065182
Movement.
>>68065182
Your sister
>>68065190
So nothing lmao
still my boy
>>68065022
>Michael fucking Bisping
>likable
>>68065222
He's pretty likable after watching the Embeddeds, constantly banters with his kids, seems like a good dad.
Tom "Cool" Breese
>>68065109
did he ditch the mexican girl
>>68065222
don't be jealous, take pride in Commonwealth's own Michael Bisping
>>68065222
His name is Michel Bispijn, friend
>>68065250
He has a kid with some asian looking girl now. I think they're together
>>68065022
He's clearly not the best in the world and he's basically where he is through stubbornness, shit talking and consistency.
Guy fought cans for years, got heemed by Hendo, Belfort Rockhold and still fought through a concussion to box the shit out of Silva and demand that everyone give him a rematch because they were on steroids.
Bisping is great.
>>68065233
>he's nice to his kids
Yeah that completely normal personality trait makes up for being an A-grade cunt every other time in his life. Jesus christ.
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyse and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond.
>>68065306
>A-grade cunt
>he still thinks fight banter is real
>>68065306
>not understanding British banter
>>68065331
>>68065342
>xD le bantz
Don't mind me, just spitting at my opponent's cornermen for a bit of banter. All good fun right?
>>68065411
/heem/ is a banter-friendly zone
>>68065330
no please no ._.
>>68065411
He got a reaction out of you, you got to give him that. You gave him exactly what he wanted, you played right into his hand.
>>68065427
daily reminder
>>68065100
Kek
>>68065010
Thanks for "BJJ Scout preview of Cruz vs Faber".
>>68065538
is Luke a гoпник?
>>68065433
>it's just selling le fight i don't hold their actions and words against them despite this being real life and not pro wrestling (my favourite thing to watch)
I'm getting real sick of you people.
>tfw no Miocic v Hunto 2 for NYE
Oh well, hopefully he'll get first crack at Stipe after Econoreem knocks his ass into the ground.
>>68065621
You aussies are on some next-level shitposting
>>68065584
He seems to be kind like a bully sometimes.
But he probably drinks only good red wine.
Just watched the presser. Why are Americans so shit at banter? Luke was getting rekt by Bisping. Faber is funny though only because he is truly triggered by Cruz and gets so angry.
Cruz should come out of the closet already. He would be such a good role model for gay kids who want to do sports. Everyone respects him and he is liked online by MMA fans
>>68065822
Because only cunts banter in real life. Most English (and Aussies) are massive cunts that deserve to get their heads kicked in.
>>68065218
>Watching Avy Scott porno
>Camera pans back while she is being shagged missionary
>It's fucking War Machine
Had to stop right there
>>68065840
>deserve to get their heads kicked in.
I'd like to see a Yank give it a try
>>68065840
lebs out
>>68065840
perhaps r/mma would be more your speed
>>68065010
Ok, those breakdowns are just great.
Where can I find the fourth video?
1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dB3YUerKVU
2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC3CDhCUiLY
3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIvCBuwsPc&list=PLKb7D4fR_VOh0wg6IQy817ra1BrxnYwXh&index=3 (actually on channel)
4.???
Thanks for linking these. They're amazing. I knew Cruz obviously had a boxing base for movement but this really surprised me just much boxing he uses it when we've been told constantly that you can't go into a MMA fight with boxing movement and survive.
This really makes Rogan look fucking stupid when he calls anyone who can throw a punch as "A MUUUUUNSTAAAA with EXPERT boxing". Boxing isn't just about punching, it's about movement more importantly.
>>68066239
meant for:
>>68065981
>>68065981
https://www.facebook
.com/bjjscout/videos/vb.376900175764036/991153591005355/?type=2&theater
Why didn't Kenny Florian lose his job?
>>68066422
big name
only shills ufc
doesnt ask critical questions
>>68066422
He's not a white male.
>>68066348
Thanks.
But, can it be on YouTube somewhere?
>>68066422
He's irreplaceable - just consider it, who would you replace him with? Drawing a blank, aren't ya? hehe
Where are the brutal heems?
>>68066422
>mfw Kenny Florian is unironically taller than me
>>68066567
We could start a club.
>>68066528
it's been taken down by the UFC atm
unless someone reuploads it, or has already, no
>>68066535
I hope this is nothing more than an old australian shitpost, because tons of people in mma can take his position. Helwani, Sonnen, Stann, Mitrione, Luke Thomas, Jon Anik off the top of my head.
>Werdum
>>68066600
Not exactly what I had in mind, but thanks.
Does anyone else think Cruz has lost his fire, his desire to fight?
I think he really wanted to come back and win the title after his injuries, but now that he has he's kinda lost that fire.
Even his mom realizes that as Ariel pointed out at the weigh-ins.
Because of this I think Urijah will heem him.
>>68066717
Consider suicide please.
Also go back to r/mma please.
>>68066732
Sorry if it was too brutal. Here's a gentle heem.
And I strongly disagree with your comments on Cruz. Mostly because I really, really don't want that to be the case. qed
>>68066600
>womyn
>brutal
>>68066766
Consider this statement: Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey was the second most brutal fight of 2015. Would you agree?
>>68066754
It's not like it's a prestigious position.
>literally having to fly to New Jersey to hang out at an Applebees to make ends meet
>>68066600
looks like a couple of gutter punks harassing a pudgy mom
Guys is Holloway any good?
>>68065822
Banter without backing it up makes you look foolish. Like Chael sonnen. Well at least he cucked bisping out of a title shot.
>>68066790
brutal typically implies, so I'd have to say you(s) need to agree on brutal.
>>68066836
I quite like him. Fights well out of both stances, defensively sound, excellent workrate. I'm biased though, been following him since his UFC debut.
>>68066852
I absolutely agree that brutal typically implies.
>>68066836
Yeah, he's fantastic desu.
He has great boxing and has incorporated kicks into his stand up.
He's been in there with some tough guys from a very early age.
He's worked on his wrestling and ground game since the mcgregor fight and used it to beat ppl.
He's one of those guys just under contender level. And he's on an 8 fight win streak.
Dude hasn't lost since he fought Conor.
He's for real.
Also my boy tbf
>>68066845
I'm still bitter about that fight. Bisping won on my scorecards. Cage control is overrated.
>>68066892
His performance against Cub Swanson was beautiful. It's a real shame the Oliveira fight was cut short, would have been a great marquee win for Max.
>tfw ywn get high with nick, Nate, and Matt Serra
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGK8JzEOPsN/
>>68066927
Yep, I think he's gonna finish lamas on the feet.
His lead hand has looked great recently. I think he'll counter lamas with a lead right hook and put him away.
>>68066764
Eddy Gordo in this bitch
>>68066836
He's going to be the next FW given that he ll crush the winner of the aldo vs edgar fight(conor is never going down to FW again,the best thing he can do is fight the winner of alvarez/rda and if he wins,immediately forfeit the FW belt)
>>68067037
Moar webms pls, I need heems
>>68067037
sick jitz
reminder that mcdonalds vs wonderpedo is in two weeks
how many rounds is it scheduled for?
>>68067125
17 last I heard
>>68066636
Yeah, well. Will use facebook link then.
I just prefer download them on my computer.
>>68065981
These are great, thanks. That second one with Doms commentary is awesome.
>>68067032
Frankie would give Holloway the Scrub Swanson treatment.
>>68065245
I kek'd
>>68067342
>Scrub Swanson
>>68067368
I'd hate to be that guy taping his shoes
>>68067368
What kind of man child wears sneakers with a suit anyway?
>>68065981
Good stuff lad
ACB 40 is live and free in about 2 bongs
https://youtu.be/QSCTAeWzvaE
https://youtu.be/QSCTAeWzvaE
>>68067037
unreal ffs
>>68067407
A fucking samurai!
>>68067407
isnt that a normal thing in commiefornia
>>68066801
Wow. Is that for real?
Fresh free fight
Red King vs Mike Pyle: https://youtu.be/9kgt2sXZbLA
>>68067485
They are touring and doing seminars
, which is common for fighters to do to make extra money. They aren't flying all the way to NJ just for Applebee's.
Not long now until Rory destroys wondermeme
>6/4 - UFC 199: Bisping vs rockhold III
>III
is this a meme
>>68067615
bisping beat a hungover completely wasted luke
this is actually the rubber match
card can't get any better, jensen
>>68067597
That's not a suplex, Jim.
>>68067674
>bisping beat a hungover completely wasted luke
is this on fight pass?
https://www.youtube.com/user/BJJSCOUT
>>68065169
>Bisping
>Knocking someone out
It took two beatings from Weidman for Britbong to even stagger Silva. I'm happy Bisping won though but he ain't knocking out Awkward Luke.
>>68066422
they need to get rid of that black ho with the jerry curl
>>68067368
>sneakers with a suit
How fucking pathetic.
even nose helwani only does that ironically, fucking cockhold bitchboy little shit
>>68067735
no, it's only for gym owners and relatives
it was in practice
just like a chael sonnen promo u know
yushin okami beat him in practice, and he ducked him
lyoto machida beat him in practice, so he became good friends with him and he won't fight him
these guys are phonies and so is your pound for pound list, what was ur question?
and he ducked me for six years
>>68066732
>>68066732
Uriah isn't heeming jack shit.
Dom was wobbling on one leg and TJ still couldn't take him out and was barely hanging on against Dom.
Uriah the Pariah will never get that belt. Sorry anon.
>>68067769
i miss shael desu familia
>>68067735
https://youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU
>>68066732
I actually feel like he has even more "fire" now, he made something most people would consider impossible and now sees how much money there is to be made in MMA if he does it right.
Pretty sure he will end up facing DJ again once he beats chinber and rematches snakeshaw
>>68067407
>>68067767
MUH LADY MUH FEDOR MUH CLASSY
Jack off will you, bunch of /fa/ggot autists.
I'm from the East coast and will never mix sneakers with a suit but that's normal for California. Different cultures you fags.
You bitches probably jack off to 100 button coats.
>>68067830
>muh cultural relativism
Fuck off it looks like shit.
>>68067837
Depends if you can carry it.
You wearing a $5000 custom suit with bitch tits and fedora really won't look good at any angle.
>>68067789
reminder that uriah is a black folk who fights in a division 50lbs heavier than urijah's
reminder that uriah blacked jennifer lopez after learning some combos by the iceman chuck lydell
>>68066801
>get to meet a pedo and his conquest
no thanks. besides, if i shook pat's hand to hard he might get knocked out
>if i want to take jon down 100 times, im going to take jon down 100 times
Is he basically /heem/ - the fighter?
>no friends, only got his dog
>no gf
>says he can heem everyone but really can't
>>68067964
He might not be able to heem every there but they also can't heem him either
>>68067964
Is he autistic ? This is important
>>68067798
>tfw chael will never ever return to mma
hold these feels for me
>>68067865
>that projection
Relax
>>68067964
Kek
>>68067924
>the look on your face when you bout to suck off jon and you aint stoppin even if he nuts.
>>68068052
Shhh it's all right my classy friend. Chad isn't here.
Should I make a /heem/ youtube channel where all the videos are private and you need to have the link to watch? Will make the spicy banger playlist first from the text doc
>>68068091
yes
>>68068087
im sorry you're triggered, luke
>>68065022
Bisping being likable is a recent phenomenon. he was a twat for ages until he had a string of wins and heartbreaking losses he took like a champ (well, when against those who don't juice).
AHHH CHANDLER HELP HES WRESTLING ME
>>68068117
>jon jones! get your dick together, cuz i'm suckin boy!
juan torres would slaughter steepay miocic
>>68068126
just a heads up if jones wrestlefucks cormier i will swap up the faces
Any /FANZANTS/ here?
>>68068151
yes /paigevanchimp/ here
>>68067999
I'm kinda worried for this fight. Hope he wins tbqh. Nothing against Faber but I like Cruz.
>>68068038
>has a huge collection of knives and katanas
Cruz is not autism.
>>68068193
cruz is literally /heem/ tier it wouldnt suprise me if he browses this place
>>68068180
>I'm kinda worried for this fight.
Don't be
Faber is in decline and Cruz is in his prime
The webms le tripfag was posting were only Cruz getting knocked off balance, Cruz won that rematch 49-46
>>68068203
he's pretty autistic - i didn't realize it until i watched the embeddeds. He's still my boy though
>>68068210
>tripfag
I forgot about this guy! he's the one putting 20 down on faber to win AND he also predicted brown would heem maia.
kek
>>68068223
he is one of us m8
I don't think he seems autistic at all.
https://youtu.be/r5sE0F3MLMY
>>68068238
agreed
>>68068091
>>68068101
anyone got the spicy banger list?
>>68068258
cheeky
in searching for the list I found one of those websites where they steal posts from other forums and they took /heem/s posts its weird man
just like copy pasted entire threads
>>68068239
>implying he isnt pretending
how is san diego btw
>>68068317
That is just hiroshimoot compiling all of our posts/data so he can sell it to Dana and co.
(Look it up)
>>68065028
LOL
>>68068317
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Spicy%20banger/
L24plebs
>>68068375
I had just found it before you posted
anyway i'll go make the channel
names? /heem/tube?
>>68066600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LGa4IR9B5s
>>68066600
What possesses people to try to fight when they are this shit? I can't imagine they are getting paid anything for this, so why go in there and potentially get knocked out? Is this some kind of white trash meme?
>>68068419
requesting more hood fights
>>68068395
Heemstream
>>68065840
Fuck you're gay
>>68067342
Max fucked cub up worse than frankie did tho
>>68067964
This is actually true, he fits in every aspect lmao
>cruz started the i can heem everyone here meme
If youre reading this i hope u win 2mrw dom xoxo
Would /heem/ be interested in joining fight club?
>>68068460
1. Styles makes fights
2. Holloway has only ever struggled with grapplers (see Cole Miller fight & oliveira bitched out instantly)
3. That was a post Frankie cub. Frankie mentally breaks people beyond repair. see gray Maynard & BJ Penn post Frankie
Five rounds today (Robin blacks podcast): https://youtu.be/uaH6vx-x5Ls
>Dana forces Conor to fight the winner of Aldo/Edgar
>Edgar edges out a close decision via wrestlefuck and USADA
>Edgar wrestlefucks Conor and wins a UD
me on the right
>>68068471
I would
I was a wrestling powerhouse in high school/college
I'm not really big but I'm very strong
>>68067964
dom is closeted gay man
>>68068428
what usually happens is the original fighter pulls out for some reason or other so they literally just convince someone out the crowd to fight for a payday
also a lot of these promotions like XFS are tied closely to some gym and they basically use them for gym fighters to crush cans
>>68068502
>Holloway has only ever struggled with grapplers
Only one I can think of is McGoobs laying on him but there was a huge size difference.
I watched the Cole Miller fight and don't remember him struggling at all. Pretty sure he wasn't taken down once
>>68067037
I think this whole sequence was my favorite sub ever in an actual fight.
How fucked is Bisping? Did anyone else notice that he was practicing spinning back kicks in the last embedded? His coaches have to be insane if they're thinking about having him do that to Rockhold.
Hourly reminder that Ronda has filed a trademark for this image.
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
Finland: you didn't pick holloway vs. lamas
Bulgaria: did you post twice?
>>68068641
you are forgetting that bisping can can throw kicks and rockhold took the most vicious spinning kick from trt vitor of all time
>>68068634
>mcgoobs a grappler
>>68068677
McGoobs fucked up his knee during the fight, so he coasted for 1-2 rounds laying on top of Max.
>>68067407
>>68067830
>>68067767
Culture shit aside, who gives a fuck how he is dressed? Dude could show up dressed in a clown suit and still effortlessly bang the vast majority of women in the world. If you care about fashion outside of its ability to make you more attractive to women, you are a literal fag.
>>68068704
>Cruz subbing Faber
Nigga...
>>68068704
Duke Rockhog TKO rd 2
Dom Cruise SUB rd 4
Hollar-way DEC
Hendo KO rd1
Poirier DEC
fuck forgot pic
>>68068662
fuck linked wrong post, its here >>68068720
>>68068718
>Nigga...
Sir this is a Christian imageboard please watch your language!
>>68068732
how high are you?
>>68067964
Yes. Honestly I was kind of depressed watching his embedded videos. Even when he went to that party you can tell he doesn't have any true bros like the TAM crew.
>>68065871
I'll double leg you so fast you won't even remember hitting the mat
>>68068662
Michael Bisping - Decision
Uriah Faber - 2nd Round Submission
Max Holloway - Decision
Dan Henderson - 1st Round Knockout
Dustin Porier - Decision
>>68067964
truly one of us
>>68068762
who has time for friends if you trane and browse this place the whole day
Dominick Cruz is not autism.
https://youtu.be/D5lwHWcDbFQ
>>68068662
how many of these are samefagging?
>>68068732
bro ur a fukkin mess my man
>>68068836
>Dominick Cruz is not autism.
>doesnt look her in the eye once
lmao
you must be dominick himself
>>68068744
>>68068848
dont bully im on drugs
Sup /heem/ long time no see, Kneehold vs Bisping is tonight or tomorrow???
>>68068882
>Croat wins title
>Croat posters disappear
I don't understand.
>>68068836
Dom, it's alright. You still my boy.
>>68068906
You are still around, aren't you?
>>68068906
>Croat
He's an American
>>68068864
>>68068912
You're just projecting your own insecurities, dummy
ACB IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
>>68068921
I will not be spoken to in this manner by your kind.
>>68068926
>instant butthurt
wew
>mfw I realized Conor is the GOAT
>>68068695
its just stupid how hard these fighters are trying to look "classy" and "professional", also commenting on something as ridiculous as sneakers with suits is very different than caring about fashion and being a fag about it
>>68068952
>GOAT
>can't even beat some retarded stoner vegan
>>68068662
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68068944
Miss GSP now, frenchie?
cause I do, he was GOAT
>>68068961
that retarded stoner vegan is 2 weight classes heavier than conor bud
>>68068836
I know you're not autistic, Dom, these dorks are just jealous, they will keep making up stuff to criticize you because they aren't man enough to acknowledge their own shortcomings.
Beat up that 40 yr surfer ok.
>>68068662
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier (even tho Green is my boy)
>>68068662
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
It's the easiest card to predict, if I don't have a 5/5 I will threaten Ngannou on twitter and try to set up a fight
>>68068236
I just want her to be happy
Tell me /heem/
Do you make predictions with your heart or your brain?
>>68068836
he's not autist clearly, his hands aren't shaking when he wraps the lady's hands
>>68069009
the claudia is actually so sweet, like if you understand portuguese and hear she speak, its like the cutest thing in the world you just want to hug her and let she tap you out as many time as she wants
>>68068836
>>68068864
He is just in a bad mood from the weight cut.
>>68068959
I spent few days on /balk/ it was shit desu, i'm glad i'm back on /heem/ . Ufc 199 is today or tomorrow??
>>68068864
you must be stoned or something, this gal is clearly a 6 while dom is a 9, why would he even bother looking at her?
I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
People don't look at him objectively and are just jealous because he's good looking in addition to having so much else going for him. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.
He's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything he's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.
It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.
But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.
McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.
People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?
I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.
Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.
Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?
That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
>>68069038
Manly Voice though
She was roiding hard
Are you into traps as well?
>>68069030
Brain. I picked Stipe here on /heem/ but on some prediction price game on facebook where the price was Miočićs tshirt i picked Werdum later rounds via submission. I'm glad i didn't won that shirt tho
>>68068926
>>68068946
Banter aside, has Stipe ever said anything about his Croatian background? Besides his name I can't recall hearing much about it. It seems like all he gives a shit about is Cleveland, which is fine by me as I live here.
>>68069083
Are you going to 203?
>>68068958
I don't think he's wearing a suit to try to look classy and professional, I think he showed up dressed however he wanted that day. It's not like he's wearing a tie or showed up in a tuxedo
anyone watching ACB?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCTAeWzvaE
>>68069072
she is clean, her voice isn't roid voice at all, just a bit hoarser than normal, but womanly in every kind
traps are gay bro, didnt you get the memo?
>>68069083
>admitting that you live in Cleveland
I want you to go to your router right now and just cut the cord my dude. You're done. Pack it in.
>>68069052
>this gal is clearly a 6
wut
def not
>>68069083
Yes, he was here last year, he talked about that a lot, gave lot of interviews, came here to train with Mirko to help him against Gonzaga i think. He said he'll come here this year also for vacation. His dad is a moron tho, 'big' Croat, Bog i Hrvati and shit.
>>68069112
I'm watching lad.
This has to be Stipes walkout music
https://youtu.be/SJ3plaSowWc
>>68069112
The crowd certainly ain't...that place is dead
>>68069083
It's fine by you cause you live there? lel
>>68069108
Watch the ufc videos/interviews/check out their social media, these guys never wear suits outside of the press conferences, they are surely trying to look classy.
I mean, look at urijah faber rocking one ffs.
>>68069059
>he actually took the time to write this
l-m-a-o son, also learn how to write you write like a teenager
Why would rockhold say he has a bum knee?
I lived in Euclid for a year for tech school. Worst year of my life desu. If I unironically lived in Memeland, I'd permaheem myself in lake Erie.
>>68069083
after nigron james shit the bed again, will you guys accept stipe as cleveland's finest?
ITS THE WINKING REF!!!
>>68069174
To even out the betting line
>>68069164
>doesn't even address my points/arguments
Keep memeing you little boy.
>>68069152
Dobar Dan
Hvala, dobro. A ti? Možeš razgovarati sa mnom na hrvatskom. Kako se kaže "real fight fan" na hrvatskom?
It's Saturday anyway
HEEEEMMMM
>>68069174
Because he's a fucking pussy.
>i'm on 10 percent meme
Probably some MW contageous disease brought by Weidman, virologists shoul check this up
>>68069174
He has a big ego. He needs to be able to rationalize any difficulty he might face without attributing it to his skill.
>muh antibiotics
>>68069097
Yeah definitely going to pay up for cage side.
>>68069116
>canadian
>clearly never been to cleveland
I pay practically nothing to live downtown where I am one block from my office, grocery store, etc. I'm not saying Cleveland is the greatest city or anything, but I've lived all over the country and all factors considered it's pretty great.
>>68069133
Didn't hear about that, thanks.
>>68068471
Sure
>>68068571
What's Mexico's wrestling program like anyway? Here it's all about folkstyle in college and then freestyle/Greco in the offseason or if you're good enough to do the Olympic track
>>68069174
Setting Bisping up I'd hope...looking to catch Bisping going in for leg kicks on the so-called bum knee
>>68069214
That's not his only thing which is big, haha
>>68069204
Dobar dan m8. You could say 'pravi fajt fan'
Was Nate in his head?
>>68069234
At least he's getting American boxing training from Roach.
>>68069227
Hvala lijepa
Volim te
>>68069244
Is that a banana in his pants or is he just happy to see me?
>>68069220
I drove through Cleveland on my way to more exciting, better American cities.
I saw like 4 cars sitting on cinder-blocks with no tires on one block alone. Everyone had BBQs on their front lawns, kids were running around with barely any clothes like feral dogs. The water was grey and the McDonalds didn't even have a drive-thru so we had to get out and step over the TWO unconscious homeless men laid out in the cracked and shitty parking lot.
so what's the goat parlay?
>>68069294
Stockton motherfucker, Stockton.
lithcuck ufc debut when?
Does ACB have soccer kicks?
>>68069294
>tunnel vision
That's pretty negative perspective. I bet you saw qt Croatian chicks, lot of Tomislavs training in their backyard, i bet you didn't stop on gas station cause you were afraid.
>>68069352
Sadly they don't.
>>68069234
3 months later and Conor is still mad and making excuses. Shook as fuck.
>>68069352
Savages
>>68069370
Now it's perfect time for Aldo vs Conor. They are both still shook as fuck.
Goddamn, ACB has some spicy heems.
HEEEMMM
>>68068864
Huh? He literally does look her in the eyes multiple times.
>>68069372
>You and your close eyes
>>68069336
is the guy on the left on steroids
Instead of belts ACB has infants that get raised by the champions during their tenure as champ.
>>68069409
watch closely, he looks at her forehead a few times
>>68069431
Your autism is showing, pal
>>68069294
>Canadian being a pussy
I bet if you drove through a dangerous area of NYC then the entire metro area is instantly shit, huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni8hD-HRwPMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni8hD-HRwPMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni8hD-HRwPM
>>68069465
That came out a bit wrong but whatever it works.
Urijah talked like Mizugaki had gone down to Flyweight and fought recently.
Does Urijah think all the small japs are the same? Mizugaki isn't horiguchi desu lads
>>68069465
Thanks brochacho
>>68069465
thank you for your service
>>68069449
yeah it is
>embedded
>bisping talking in front of his fight how he's gonna took rockholds belt
>even his kid says he'll lose for second time alreadly
>bisping loses
>his wife can't look him in the eyes no more
ayy
>>68068236
joanna is so gross
>>68069465
Is it homosexuality?
>>68069052
>manlet
>9
>>68067748
He TKOed Mayhem Miller
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
THE YEAR OF MACKENZIE BEGINS
>>68069352
Would marry.
>>68069465
cruz is such a loner
Any /FanZants/ on?
>>68069465
Is it autism?
Danas s a big guy
>>68069446
Hello Dominick
>>68069556
Yeah it is and it's also really fucked up to pick someone else's flowers. Cruz is a pice of shit.
>>68069650
4 (You)
>>68069596
her sweat looks so delicious
>>68069465
>you been lifting weights, Dana?
lel
Cruz seems a little shook. Gayber won the first fight and scored several knockdowns in the second fight. I can easily see Cruz losing.
>>68069596
I honestly won't be able to watch her fights. If she makes it to the UFC I'm done with MMA. My balls can't take it. It's too much. It's hard enough watching the UFC now that Miesha is champ, and she's objectively a dogshit-looking bum of a woman.
>>68069702
>54%er detected
>>68069596
why is her nose so big
>>68069659
This! If Cruz tried picking MY flowers I would KO him stiff with an overhand right.
>>68069727
steroids
I'll aniculate all of yall
>>68069465
7:21 Who was the guy Cruz was talking to who was yelling "and new". Was it Cody?
>>68069465
>you've been lifting weights dana?
what did bisbong mean by this
Can someone make some spicy webms of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TQiFLggsho
>tfw you would heem every here
>>68068662
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Hendo
Peahead
>>68069817
is this guy even bipedal
>>68069702
>not enjoying watching hot girls getting their face bashed in
>>68069853
lol it looks like she was just discovered dead in a ditch
>>68069878
kek
what was faber saying
>he thinks rockhold will win
Joanna p4p ugliest fighter in UFC
>>68069932
no thats ferguson
>You've been lifting weights, Dana?
>>68069807
fucking disgusting
>>68069956
>there are """"people"""" itt who wouldn't go balls deep in betch
>>68068662
Luke Rockhold
Urijah Faber
Max Holloway
Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirer
>>68069985
>Luke Rockhold
>>68069963
he is major against that
>>68069999
>four 9's
>>68069920
>he thinks Rockhold is gonna lose
That knee was NOICE
sleepy
>>68070059
>>68070061
Just came here, would you lads care to share a link?
>>68069465
Thanks lad
>mfw somebody uses a cuss word
Whew, /heem/. It's friday and I've just gotten home from my fourth gi practice this week. I hope you've gotten your mandatory 3x gi sessions in this week! If you haven't yet, don't worry. You'll just have to scramble during the weekend.
>mfw i can heem every here and you're all just AVERAGE BLOKES
>>68070102
very thanky
>>68069465
>UFC Champ steals flowers
cruz vs faber 3 will be a spicy banger
>>68070106
>DC brown belt
>Cain Blackbelt
nice """"school"""" you have there
>>68070133
>Cruz
>spicy banger
top kek
>>68069465
Wow what a dick. I guess /heem/ was right. Cruz is most likely autistic and is probably posting in thread right now
>>68070096
Start of convo
Dom:Im gonna fuck you up man
End of convo
Dom:Tough guy using cuss words.
>>68070061
The counter knee to the takedown such a powerful technique when it connects true. Remember when Chinzo Machida killed a guy with a flying knee counter to a takedown?
>>68070106
Are you boxing/footwork swede?
>>68068662
Luke "Civil War" Rockhold
Urijah "The California """""kid""""" " Faber
Mad Max Holloway
Dan "Just Retire already" Henderson
Dustin "Couldn't tap McGoob" Poirier
>>68069817
rusev footia rusev machka
>>68068662
>rockhold ko
>Fabre tko
>holloway
>hendo via heem
>bobby green dec
>>68070164
Faber does this a lot.
Hopefully he heems Cruz with it.
>>68069465
Bisping is so based
>>68070096
top kek
>>68070178
I am not, I just do jiu jitsu
>>68070096
Does anyone else not use cuss words? Cussing just feels wrong to me.
>getting beaten like this by a 1-0 fighter
This semen slurping sport is not for him
>>68070241
I bet kissing girls just feels wrong to you too. Fuckin fag.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/3/11850904/legends-mma-promoter-arrested-by-fsb-special-forces-in-russia-for
Who has the most JUST record in all of MMA?
>>68070250
delet
>>68070241
I don't use them in casual conversation
It makes people come off as 16 year old tryhards imo
>>68070250
lol rekt
>>68070275
>cartoon pic
>>68070297
>I don't watch chinese cartoons
>>68070241
Cussing is bad.
It's also illegal on 4chan.
The trip was banned for calling aljo a house nigger.
>>68070315
>i watch chinese cartoons
>>68070315
>I save thumbnails
>>68065010
>that bantz friends
based Luke, total homeboy to hang with
The Chinzo Macheddar famous knee which the ACB finish reminded me of, hope you rike it
>>68070315
I'd literally rather spend my life on reddit than watch chinese cartoons. seriously.
>>68068662
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirer
>I'm not ducking Jacare, I chose to fight you
Isn't choosing to fight #4 instead of #1 the same as ducking the #1 guy?
>>68070370
relax my man
busping is going to get heemd btw
>he watches gooktoons
>>68070388
Not when the #4 guy is gonna make you way more money, and you already beat the #1 guy.
mm/a/ pls go
*thumbs down*
>>68070388
It is pretty gay when you choose to fight a guy you've beaten already instead of a guy who only just broke his 5-fight UFC streak.
>>68070388
He has beaten both. It's only the logical choice for him to pick the one he hates the most.
>>68070096
>Come on,Dojo, let's go..
>>68070491
Samurai don't feel hate. Only Bushido.
>>68070388
Yeah, he ducked Jacare
It was made obvious when he changed his story at the very end. He knew Bisping was off doing a movie and figured it'd be easy
I always forget that Jacare has a win over Robbie at MW. Weird stuff.
>>68070504
why are we still asking questions like this?
>>68070468
That's a good point because ROMERO should be #1 and getting a title shot next.
He fucking jacare's shit up standing and on the ground.
>>68070520
We are retarded
>>68070388
ofc it is, jacare has a chance to beat him while bisping has none
I would've done the same desu, choosing bisping means he get to keep his belt for at least 2 defenses (bisping and weidman) plus a decent personalized camp for jacare
>>68070504
Women aren't built to fight, or really do anything intensely physical other than give birth. The ones that do are outliers, and still don't hold a candle to a dude who's analogous to their skill level.
>>68070504
estrogen and sexual dimorphism
Another one.
>>68070523
Romero beating Jacare was one of the biggest robberies of the year. Romero winning round 2 is absolutely ludicrous.
>>68070504
most women are major against steroids
>>68070504
Depends if you consider Cyborg a female. Sure, she probably still has a vagina, but you can barely call "her" a female thanks to all the shit she's on.
She's like an MMMA Ken doll with the crotch piece swapped out for a Barbie one.
speaking of jacare hahaha
wtf
what would you rate bispings chance of a win
i know he's not going to but I fucking hope he does
>>68070550
literal gold
thanks, Rusev
>>68070588
83% chance of Bisping winning.
Rockhold shook, already making excuses for losing. (muh knee)
>>68070588
100%
>>68070504
Because that takes effort and girls are lazy slags.
>>68070556
>>68070523
That whole event was one big shitty letdown, even with the main event being as crazy as it was
>holloway/stephens should have been spicy banger of the night- wasn't
>romero/jacare should have been a drugged up roid melee- wasn't
>weidman/rockhold should have been the runnerup FotN- wasn't
>13 seconds for 2 years of builup
>>68070588
For some reason I find it hard to count Bisping out entirely. I feel it in my bones.
I'm going 65% Rockhold winning, 45% Bisping
feel free to cap this memes, I guess
>>68070605
t. virgin
Speaking of Romero, what the fuck? Did he actually test positive?
>>68070629
>65%
>45%
>>68070629
65+45.. hmm...
>>68070556
Research the fight dude.
Jacare got btfo.
First round could've been a 10-8 too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXQ4sBAzMH4
And if you'd rather watch jacare fight for the title than Romero you're literally a fedora.
>>68070646
fugg
better apply for the NSAC
>>68067964
tfw i also compete in kickboxing and have no friends.
i will be rooting for Dom tomorrow night
>>68070641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNuncFPaf90
>>68070660
What's your record
>>68067964
He is /heem/ personified. What if he was boxing Swede the whole time, using a proxy?
>>68070660
Not having any drama at all whatsoever in his personal life (good or bad) might actually be to Dom's betterment because he'll just invest autistic levels of focus into his fight game
>>68068662
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Green
>>68070651
The fight was a Jacare win if 1 was a 10-9, a draw if 1 was 10-8.
If you think Yoel won round 2 you're literally retarded
>>68070588
If rockholds leg really is hurt and he can't throw any kicks, he's forced to box with bisping which is completely bispings game.
Luke could come in too cocky and get his shit boxed up.
But then he can always take bisping down and sub him. I also think his legs fine and he'll still throw kicks.
>>68070641
No that's why he fought the commission and won.
>>68070669
12-1 senpai
Cruz:
gay little backpedlaing fighting style, only wins boring decisions
has a gay little voice
no friends
has a gay little purse dog
steals people's flowers on camera like that's something to do
Faber:
Aggressive fighting style, sick scrambles and plenty of beautiful RNC victories
Has a friendly california bro voice
Has lots of friends that he goes boating with
Would never pick someone's flowers cause he's not an inconsiderate piece of shit.
>>68070641
It was an out-of-competition test, I believe. In that he was probably on gear during one (or several [or all]) of his fights, but didn't pop, but then popped during training.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNLViMVTNDc
Dana's interview from the other day in case you're interested
>>68070682
it definitely helps me focus more on training as i dont have much else to do
>>68070705
But can you defend the double?
>>68070705
Nice
Keep up the good work lad
>>68070702
>>68070666
So he's been suspended 6 months...for being innocent?
>>68070705
Are you Dominick from 2009?
>>68070753
Do they teach wrestling in canadian highschools?
>>68070726
At least you have a thing you do. It's one thing to just be a dweller with nothing going on at all, at least you're actively perusing something.
We all have days when we just want to cut off everything, even people we care about, but if you don't have a goal then you start to feel empty if you do that for too long.
Don't give up, maplefriend.
>>68070742
Yeah it's a messy situation. USADA...
>>68069465
This makes me cheer for Cruz truly. I'm a loner just like him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6RJRxRR4g0
>>68070724
>implying Dana has more power than Mayweather
What are your thoughts on the new weight cutting rules?
>>68070773
fuck man i needed that thanks. Lost my last fight and got injured too. Been feeling real down and have been starting to doubt myself
>>68070753
I'll cut you up from half guard m8
go head and try to put those arms up, I'll armericana your shit up
Reasons why Cruz is /heem/:
Manlet
Potentially gay or bi
No friends
No gf
Only friend is a cute lil doggo
Might be on the spectrum
Can't heem anyone
>>68070793
link to the new rules?
are they as strict as ONE/FC?
>>68070799
Only thing that matters in life are your choices, and it's always a choice to overcome, in one way or another
/heem/ is love
>>68070818
i wish i had a pupper
>>68070818
>implying Cruz isn't Bisping's boipussy bro
>>68068662
Rockhold
Cruz
Lamas
Lombard
Poirier
>>68070838
i might get a pupper and watch fights with him
>>68070818
Well, he heemed the jap
Imagine Rory and Dom just hanging out
>>68070828
You can weigh in six hours ahead of the official weigh in and immediately start rehydrating.
>>68070847
This isn't funny it's just gross.
>>68065182
I train UFC in my yard
>>68070865
I don't think either is capable of "just hanging out"
I had a fun thought the other day though, imagine Rory doing a Primitive Technology kind of video series. He'd love that. Alone in the woods, just a camera and his wits.
Rockhold wins by heem
Cruz by decisions
If you think otherwise you're a fucking great guy and I respect your fucking opinion.
There's literally nothing wrong with being introverted.
Dom seems like he has plenty if bros among other fighters, but when he's not working he likes to spend time alone with Dojo.
He probably posts on /heem/ desu, using a Swedish proxy to shitpost about himself so that everybody else says how great he is.
>>68067499
not bad for scum
>>68070865
Rory is much more of a bro t bh
>>68070898
he actually seemed pretty normal when he was on JRE podcast. He even joked about his reputation of being a serial killer
>>68067499
I don't want to watch Pyle get hurt though
>dom has autism
i'd literally be physically unable to walk or talk in front of a camera
>>68070898
I want this. And Khabib doing the play-by-play writeups of fights.
Why can't FightPass have some quality programing, dammit?
>>68070911
Dom is actually a great guy and can heem anyone
Worst gameplans of all time? Bader-Johnson, Ronda-Holm, Zingano-Holm...
>>68070793
new rules are a joke
the punishment if you're not on weight is like they'll send you a stern letter after the fight
its just bullshit they put in place after that one fc dude died to look good
it wont change shit, now with california letting fighters weigh in early and shit idk how that would effect weight cutting
might make it even worse cuz fighters will feel like they can cut more and have more time to recover
>>68070964
The second round of Conor/N8
>>68070753
I'll eat you alive bro
>>68070964
The Japanese fighter in the yellow shorts who planned to punch Diaz's fists.
>>68070964
Zingano-Rousey rather
>>68070838
Why did you post a picture of Dixie Kong?
>>68070964
Silva/Griffin comes to mind
>>68070964
Aldo-McGregor has to be up there.
>>68070991
DKC2 is great.
>>68070973
that nervous side eye wtf
>>68070964
Penn-Edgar.
>I should probably stand straight upright and get rekt
>>68070979
Kek I'd forgotten about that fight.
Did that guy ever manage to win by punching his opponent's hands?
>>68070953
khabib " be very careful Rory"
>>68071040
NEW
>>68070979
An essential Stockton-core fight
>>68070964
I'm tempted to argue that Bader's gameplan against Machida was even worse than his gameplan against Rumble.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARIEL HELWANI IS ON RICH EISEN
>>68071009
yeah haha
>>68068662 #
>rockhold via heem
>Cruz via decision
>holloway via tko
>Lombard via heem
>green via decision
Oops forgot pic
>>68070256
Bisping
>>68070818
>stealing my post
Gonna fucking heem you so bad.
>>68070964
>Ronda
>gameplan
>>68069009
roid monkey
