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>Finnish vs Swedish
Who's better at hockey
Let the memes find out
>ebin big
poopa rask
>>68068111
Dats a bunny big
:DDDD
>>68068158
Cucka fagsk
who /5thline/ here?
>>68068202
Ur not a jackets fan
>>68068221
im not a ducks fan
>tfw 4 new teams by next year
help choose the names
Las Vegas
Seattle
Quebec City
Jupiter
tuugga Rask
can someone red-pill me on canada?
>>68068318
They are cucks and haven't won the cup since >1993
>>68068279
Las Vegas Jokers
Seattle Hippy Dippys
Quebec City Frogs
Jupiter Gas Giants
>>68068318
They can nada
>>68068318
It's shit
>>68068318
Fug gommie
Fuck Finland.
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
>>68068332
Jupiter ayy LMAOS
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>>68068279
The Las Vegas Mob
>>68068347
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MONKEY
>>68068350
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>>68068391
Nice meem
>>68068318
GOAT Country
GOAT players
GOAT posters
It's June and this man is still playing.
>>68068462
Lmao at manlet Tavares
what do we think of the new panthers jersey?
>>68068462
That's Finland
>>68068504
It's ok
>>68068462
i will not take that blue-pill
>>68068504
Replace the red with blue
>>68068504
The white one is sexy as fuck.
>>68068504
>we
>not being able to form your own opinion
Fucking cück
>>68068513
>>68068528
>>68068531
>2-0
>zero Olympic golds
>>68068504
i like it. Looks classy and clean. Just like my women
>>68068504
I actually like the jerseys, dont like the logo
>people ITT unironically chose to live in Canada
>>68068582
2 white 4 u?
>>68068504
It's okay, the away jersey looks slightly better
I wonder who will be the new CAPTAIN FLORIDA if Mitchell retires
>>68068615
Juice Jokinen for two seasons or so and then the 40 year old Ekblad.
>>68068615
>>68068639
Chief hasn't retired yet
He will come back and captain the panthers next season
>>68068658
No he won't. He's done.
jeez these memes are deadly
So we agree this final series is total shit from objective standpoint?
>Pavelski, Thornton and Burns completely blow up
>Crosby and Malkin are practically invisible
>goalies are the only ones even trying
>almost all goals by some literal whos
>tfw Swedish and Finnish goaltenders
>>68068780
>butthurt fag is butthurt
Sorry one of your 8 bandwagon teams aren't winning
>>68068826
>implying Pongs fans aren't the biggest bandwagoners
>>68068899
Not an argument. You're projecting heavily now just how upset are you
>>68068780
Crosby has been playing great my man.
>>68068780
>Crosby invisible
lel
3 weeks until the draft
>two swedes in the first round now
What a top draft ;^^^^))))))
http://www.isshockey.com/iss-top-30/
>>68069066
Predictions?
>>68069136
1st laine
2nd pulju
3rd juolevi
rest are irrelevant literal whos.
>>68069132
Asplund may also be a first rounder
>>68069171
Who knows. There are usualy some surprises
>>68069166
The only country that exists in Finland is Finland
>>68069132
Juolevi at 11? what happened, haven't been following him
>>68069251
das rite
fuck all of your irrelevant shitholes
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=180147
wtf kind of name is this sweden
>>68069272
Arkaitx
>>68069265
He busted
>>68069272
Fucking lol. Looked it up, he is the only one in the country with that name. No idea what it means or where it comes from
>>68069272
This says it's a Basque name and he's the only one in Sweden with it
http://svenskanamn.alltforforaldrar.se/visa/Arkaitx
>>68069272
And here he is singing at the dinner table with his mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYfbB_Cjzk
>>68069323
>Basque
That would explain it
http://projetbabel.org/basque/dictionary.php?q=harkaitz
>Rock. From harri "stone" and gaitz "big".
>>68069375
>Big-Stone Isthmus-Branch
What a nature boy
>>68069339
I now understand why you want cultural enrichment
>>68069426
He already is culturally enriched though --> >>68069323
I think there even was some spanish in that singing
>>68069439
How many days until 4chan gets banned in your cuck country and I don't have to see your horrible posts anymore.
Reminder not to respond with hate speech or you'll be arrested.
>>68069534
Why you mad though?
>>68069534
>wonder what all this "hate speech" hullabaloo is about
>see this
>"The recent terror attacks have reminded us of the urgent need to address illegal online hate speech. Social media is unfortunately one of the tools that terrorist groups use to radicalize young people and racists use to spread violence and hatred" - Vĕra Jourová, EU Commissioner
Is this fucking real life
>>68068504
Habs/10
>>68069686
Better vote to leave the EU or it could be coming to you very soon!
>>68069686
>EU supporters still exist
>>68068504
The logo looks like something Jaguar would use for their cars
There is literally nothing wrong with being a fairweather Tampa fan.
Is there any place where I can see full Combine results?
>>68069913
some bits will come out but the NHL combine is generally shit and they don't come out with complete details.
I think last year we got heights and weights then the people who ranked top 5 in each test
>>68069913
don't count on the test results, but some teams like colelbus actually release the prospect interviews
seeing as they are likely to draft pulju, I'm looking forward to that interview
https://youtu.be/ccKUui7W4Hs
do Finns like to be called yuropeein
>>68070620
They released the sonny Milano interview because he's a god
Reminder that San Jose is full of spics and they got violent with white people for going to a trump rally. Absolutely disgusting animals
How fucked are the pens now that the sharks will start trying? Crysby gonna get cleaned like grease in the pots and pans cycle.
>>68070817
>San Jose Basking sharks
>doing anything at all
lel
>>68070794
can they shoot people in San Jose?
>>68068279
Las Vegas Outlaws
Seattle Millionaires
Quebec Nordiques
Jupiter Rings
>>68070873
No need, trumps gonna win and kick all those illegal shitskins out
>>>/wsg/1113660
>>68069686
Is Europe lost?
>>68068279
Las Vegas Jokers
Seattle Shotguns
Quebec Eagles
Jupiter Sandwiches
>>68070817
Pens play better on the road
>>68068279
Las Vegas Craps
Seattle Us 6's
Quebec Shitty
Jupiter Aliums
why do no NHL teams use brown in their colour scheme
>>68068279
>Las Vegas Kinks
>Seattle Chinks
>Quebec City Dinks
>Jupiter Jews
>>68071258
Why do so many people think white/black/gray is a good color combination?
People have shit taste, that's why
>>68071258
>red/black, blue/white or red/white is everywhere
why are teams so unimaginative?
Lets list teams with unique color palletes.
In no particular order I'll start
>Avalanche
>Predators
>Sabers
>Shorks
>Stars
>Wild
is that all?
the Cleveland barons NHL jersey looks good
>>68071371
Every color looks good with black or white
>>68071371
Docks
>>68071381
I want one with Atkinson on it >>68071381
>>68071381
>putting a team in cleaveland
>after 1950
why
>>68071426
Barons are 60s
Barons Were once seals
Barons were bad
>>68071412
too much black desu, very similar to the Kongs/Bruins/Penguins in that regard.
>>68071444
Yeah 1960 is after the 1950s you fucking retard
>>68071371
well, you see some teams have actual history
some design choices were specifically influenced by how good they look in black and white newspaper photos back in the day
contrasting colors were a way to go
now those teams will forever keep them because of nostalgia of course
>>68071483
>being history not making history
sounds awfully European desu.
>>68071482
>implying they weren't really just an ahl expansion into the NHL
Kinda sad
Cleveland has had a huge ahl hockey history
>>68071525
the further into the past you go, the more european america is
>>68071560
Further the future the more American European becomes
Trump
>>68071535
Do you even know what implying means you fucking idiot
>>68071007
>>68071007
>>68071007
POST IN HERE OR YOUR MUM DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>68071577
They were basically an ahl team in the NHL
They were young but bas
Radulov close to deal with Red Wings
>>68072084
1yr, 4,5 million
>>68072084
>>68072140
I wonder if this means that Datsyuk is on his way to leave
#tanknation
>>68072140
Decent price. Too bad he's a lazy fuck.
>>68072084
Overpayed and washed up.
Good going Wings
>Islanders sign 4th line center Casey Cizikias for a cap hit of $3.35M per year for the next 5 years
>will be more than what SCF goal scorers Nick Bonino, Bryan Rust, and Conor Sheary make next year combined
>>68072474
>none of those players will ever recieve a pay raise
Nobody cares about your meaningless stat. It's how sports work you twink.
>stamkos says he wants to play in Tampa
I think the question now is does Tampa want stamkos? They showed they can win without him and they have much more important contracts coming up and a need for competent defenseman. What will Stevie Y do?
>>68072710
>x player says he wants to stay in x
Is this your first year watching sports? Seriously
>>68072766
But athletes never lie. When they say something it has to be genuine, right? They would never mislead a fan base.
https://www.nhl.com/news/5-things-patrick-laine-draft-prospect/c-280871180
>>68073043
>5 reasons why Laine will bust harder than yakupov
>>68073043
>tfw you're destined to have buston bustthews
>>68073454
Should of kept the lettuce desu
2017 is our year
Reminder than San Jose is a disgusting Mexican hellhole. Do not waste your time discussing hockey with beaners
>>>/wsg/1113691
>>68072766
>>68072834
dont be retarded, he knows tampa is his best chance at getting a shot at the cup, plus the money he makes in Florida is worth more than in a lot of other places since no income tax and cheap cost of living.
>>68073900
Fake
https://vine.co/v/h9a05iMOajL
Lmao look at these pigs
>>68073953
very cute, but how does it compare to this cow I found?
>>68073683
>anti trump fag got assaulted while waiting for his parents to pick him up
kek
KEK
>>68074004
>implying that wasn't a Trump suporter
>>68074004
Are you actually this stupid?
>>68073953
squeak squeak :3
>>68071258
>Bruins will never go back to the original colors of Brown and Gold
>Not even as an alt sweater.
>>68073683
Well that made me rage
>hockey when it's 28 degrees outside
season's over fags
it's june
time for football
>>68074098
Why? Things like that aren't exactly bad for Trump. If anything it's good for him that stuff like that happens
>>68073953
webm'd
>>68074121
>football
No thanks. Baseball is the only correct answer.
there's something happening here
>>68073454
Horrible. But he'll grow it back.
Probably did it to appease Babcock
>>68073454
Nice stache tho
say hello to the future
>>68074199
He said he does it after every season and grows it back during the next.
what it is ain't exactly clear
>>68074247
Had a friend like that. He got a buzz cut at the start of every summer, and then just let his hair grow for the rest of the year
reminder that the
>rags
first pick this year will be no. 80, in the 3rd round
>>68074297
>/hoc/'s face when they trade rick nash for the 1st overall
>>68074297
>rags
>>68072624
>missing the point this much
Retard.
>>68074486
Shut up faggot there is no point
>>68074546
The point is it's a way overpaid contract, typical of the Islanders.
>>68074572
It's not overpaid, the pongs players are underpaid
FAGGOT
Islanders will win the Cup next season.
>>68074297
Tfw oilers agree on Girardi, Staal and Nash for fourth pick
>>68074596
It's an overpay. They would have been better working something out with Neilson an older but superior player, and it pretty much closes the door on an Okposo extension. They're going to regret the fuck out of this deal by this time next year.
who /5thline/ here?
>>68074667
thats a big pig
/hoc/ is very retarded at the moment. I'll come back when the smarter American posters are on.
>>68074785
>rugs
>rods
>rims
>rands
>rangs
>rags
>rags
>>68074721
I'm diamond hard now
>the west is so much better than the east!
>if the Blues were east they'd be in the finals!
>xD
Friendly reminder there are only two good teams in the west and 5/10 top spots are occupied by east teams.
>>68074667
>tfw no bropig to feed pizza crusts and watch hockey with
>>68074833
>tfw no clip art hippig pet
>>68074852
Thats a house hippo. They exist in Canada
>>68074828
1.Pongs
2.Shorks
3.Caps
4.Blues
5 Lightning
6.Preds
7.Stars
8.Hawks
9.Kongs
10.Ducks
![hippopotamus_animal_character_ga2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L4M6YTU.jpg "hippopotamus animal character ga2[1]")
>>68073835
Yeah but the endorsement deals he would sign in an actual hockey market would outperform any taxes and cost of living
>>68074905
Objectley terrible list
1. Pongs
2. Blues
3. Caps
4. Shorks
5. Lightning
6. Hawks
7. Panthers
8. Kongs
9. Ducks
10. Rags
>>68074930
the question is how willing is he to fuck his entire life up by signing with a team that will constantly blame him for their inability to succeed? imagine what would happen to him if he went to the laffs and they were still shit the entire time he was there. hed be hated for taking up all that cap space and not carrying them to the cup like they would expect him to.
>>68073835
>Tampa
>Regressing team
>Best chance at a cup
Laffs have a better chance at a cup then them at this point
>>68074948
>rags
>>68074974
I would rather play in an actual hockey market and make millions from endorsements than play in front of a bunch of fat retarded casuals on a declining team
The Blues would have been better if they had the playoff experience. The majority of that team doesn't know what it's like to have to play more than 7 playoff games in a year. Sharks and DeBoner's "Rest is Important" style was easily the underlying factor of that series.
>>68074721
i like this groovy piggie
>>68074982
>>68075023
>regressing team
good meme
>>68075109
Objectively worse than last year in every way
>tfw pulju leads the blue jackets to their first ever dynasty
>>68074948
>putting teams that got beat over the teams that beat them
Based retard
>>68075109
They're not regressing, but they are declining. Their rookies essentially run the team at this point. They're all solid NHL players for the most part, but now they need contracts.
The big question mark is Drouin. Since he doesn't need a contract and doesn't even have a cap hit of 1mil, he'll be fine to play. But is his performance in the playoffs indicative of how good he actually is? When Stamkos is back, you know he's going to cut into Drouin's minutes hard and it'll be back to square one with him.
Stamkos as well is a big contract piece. He's great, but he's in his prime. He doesn't hold the chemistry with his teammates quite like the rookies do. If they sign him, it's going to put strain on the team's flexibility with those rookies. He's still a All-Star, but the potential of him leaving is a potential decline because they won't get a return.
Do they ship Bishop out because of Vas and Gudlevskis in a few years? If so, then their goaltending will regress because neither of them have been a starter and will need time to grow into it. Just like Jones and Talbot did. Bishop plays an incredibly heavy workload, too.
But they just have a near full lineup of RFAs. They'll need some real wizardry to stay afloat for the next 3 years. Otherwise, someone has gotta go.
Luckily for them, they won't have that Ohlund contract at the end of the year.
But man, there's no reason for them to have a start like they did this year. They're lucky they're in the Atlantic division. We can all make jokes about the East, but there's no denying drawing both this year's Wings and the Isles was a best case scenario for them.
>>68075212
idk they didnt go to game 7 against detroit which was a plus. they looked great up until bishop died and then it seems like the confidence level tanked. which isnt shitting on vasy's effort, he was the only reason they made it to 7 against the pings but they just looked so terrible once bishop went down
>>68075266
you are having a bad day and then this guy comes and slaps your ass and makes that face. How do you react?
>>68075236
>mfw torts "mysteriously" disappears on the first day of training camp
>>68075387
I hate to sound like a faggot with hindsight but at the beginning of the season when drouin and stammer were on the same line they looked absolutely lethal together. Drouin isnt always a scorer but he knows how to get in the zone and can set up beautiful plays. The start of the season was definitely disheartening especially when they all died and it became syracuse crunch with bishop and kucherov for the majority of the season. after the allstar break they really seemed to get things together only to fizzle out with injuries and sloppy play at the end of the season. as much as i love bishop, i think it only makes sense to dump him to get the cap space. hes getting older, and vasy and gudlevskis is solid enough to lose bishop and extend some of the key players. The interesting thing to me is if Drouin still wants to leave or not. I cant see Stevie Y letting him go now, but is he able to patch things up with Drouin? Maybe now after his playoff performance he understands why they wanted him to condition in Syracuse so bad. He came back an entirely different player.
**>laffs**
Hertl confirmed for having AIDS and missing next game
>>68075437
id never wash my ass again
>>68075501
Drouin is playing himself into the NHL. Him wanting to be with the Bolts is hard to take seriously because it's a great, if albeit phony-feeling, way to look like you're dedicated. There's still a high chance that he wants out and he's playing his way out of there. That's why his contract leaves the question mark because he could easily play his contract out in Tampa until it's RFA time only to bail. Especially if Tampa has a worse season next year.
Athletes always give off generic responses, so it's always hard to judge just based on comments. I personally don't think anything has changed with him except that his experience has probably given him firsthand experience in just how important personal presentation is. I refuse to believe the majority of Bolts media or fans could believe he's done a 180 turn on his true feelings.
>>68075649
I dont think hes completely changed his feelings, but he wants playing time, and I think its safe to say Tampa is willing to give him what he wants now, especially if old man stam walks. Sure theres teams that would give him substantial ice time, but the majority of them would be lucky to get into the playoffs, where as tampa will at least consistently make the playoffs, it just depends on how far they can actually meme their way toward the cup. If he signs with cup contending teams, hes probably going to find himself not getting anywhere near the play time he thinks he deserves.
anyone pass by 54th and victoria today?
looks like they're filming a movie/tv show
might be prison break or something
a bunch of tatted up and jacked af doods speeding up and down the streets
>>68075572
If Hertl isn't there, Sharks are done
>>68074684
they are working something out with nielsen and okposo's not worth the money he'll command
also cizikas is a 3rd line center (playing on the 4th line, but no longer probably)
you don't know shit, go back to commenting about your own shitty team, if you can manage even that
>>68075847
so have you gained too much weight that you are too scared to post your ass again?
>>68073900
Look at that smug fucking monkey
>>68075847
anna pimpiä
>>68076076
nobody speaks chinese here mr. wei
Game 3 will determine the series winner. If odds, Pongs win it. If evens, Shorks win it.
>>68075879
>Thomas Hertl of San Jose Sharks skates without equipment, doesnt join teammates
>Thomas Hertl misses Sharks Practice
looks like he's out
>>68076237
Thanks for the support binland
>>68076237
>6 evens
>2 odds
6-2 sharks is the score
>>68076300
dubs from the bandwagon cuck confirm sharks getting swept
>>68076313
that's even more evens
you're the cuck here
Shouldn't Finnish players be part of team Europe?
first digit is goals shokes will score tonite
last digit is goals pens will score tonite
>>68076232
Yes you do you goddamn sideways vagina
>>68076359
fucking rekt
>>68076355
>tonite
>>68076355
The game is tomorrow you absolute fucktard
Kippers posts the stupidest bait and you idiots lap it up every time
>>68076387
shit
>2 days rest
who's fucking idea was this
hello is this where i
>rags
???
Reminder that the shorks are gonna win 4 of 5 and win the cup for the bay
>>68076421
>uber dick
>>68076459
Top laff friendo
>>68076473
It's true I had a dream about it last night.
>>68076611
you're trying too hard
>>68076648
I thought it was believable
>>68076607
I had a dream where I fucked Abigail Ratchford, I guess it's really going to happen!
>>68076676
That's the sad part 2bh
>>68068279
Las Vegas Degenerates
Seattle Moustached Trannys
Quebec City Prostitutes
Jupiter Toxic Gas
>>68076239
There goes any faint hope of the Sharks winning
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>68076900
see, if you make the names already insulting, then you can't make fun of them by using mean nicknames
like laffs and bombston
My car chase gamethread lasted about 5 minutes. Fuck you janny
>>68068279
Las Vegas Aces
Seattle Needles
Quebec Nordiques
Jupiter Giants
>>68076929
I'm watching famalamadingdong
This absolute madman
>>68076915
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
it's never been confirmed a bear, but it's just a wild animal
also worst mascot
>>68068279
Las Vegas Slots
Seattle Teenagers
Quebec City Grenouilles
Jupiter Martians
>>68076973
We gotta find out what jersey he's wearing
... with the 5th overall pick in the NHL entry draft, we are happy to select, from the Windsor Spitfires, Logan Brown!
>>68077064
He's out of the car now
Why do they always get out of the car
>>68077113
Idk this guy might get away he made a good move. Ed also confirmed for bike ride
>>68068279
Las Vegas Bandits
Seattle Metropolitans
Quebec City Nordiques
Red Spot Ayy lmaos
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news-now
Turn it on guys puppers are incoming
>>68068504
Gives them their own identity beyond "90s expansion team"
>>68077264
>viewer tuning in from Norge
which one of you fags was this
>>68068504
looks like the austrian national team has taken to the nhl.
>>68077308
Not me
>First, the blonde-haired winger hears out the rest of the question: ‘As a GM, who would you rank first, second and third overall in the draft, in order?’
>“Me,” he says, again. “Matthews and [Jesse] Puljujarvi.”
>As a GM, Laine says, “I would trade to get Puljujarvi to my team.” The more Finns the better.
>>68077264
>Getting caught is part of their plan
WEW
Kinsey won't stop bane posting
>/hoc/ will never be this fun again
>>68077355
>putting a Mexican ahead of his fellow countryman
kekkerino
>>68077403
>that top line
Meme magic
>>68077403
Just wait for the offseason
>>68076232
Ahmed pls
>>68076332
>the c u c k who bandwagoned the bolts and sharks calling someone else a c u c k
my fucking sides. Penguins are winning the cup c u c k. Kill yourself
>>68077105
Dix
>>68077483
>kippers
>some vietnamese camwhore who loves the BBC
checks out
>>68077483
Idk having all of Finland is pretty stacked
>>68076459
Pens have lost back to back games once since January.
>>68078334
>finnish defense
>271 posts
>still zero tranpa gay "fans"
Based
>mfw I called that the winner of game 4 in Caps-Pongs series wins the Stan Leeb Owl.
Feels good to be right
>>68078334
Finns need so much personal place you're lucky to fit 10 in the rink simultaneously
>>68078612
>owl
Back to /nfl/ with you
>>68078690
Never been to /nfl/, the memes have crossed general and even board borders long ago.
is logan couture right? is crosby a cheater?
>>68077845
the fuck are you talking about you retard
is the concept of wanting one team win more than the other foreign to you? everybody is a bandwagoner then by your tard logic
>>68078857
yer mum's a cheater
>>68077845
>this fucking cuckold still thinks cuck is filtered
>>68078857
he's a faceoff cheater within the allowed margin, just like everyone else
no doubt gets some preferential treatment as well
the refs need to start using the fucking rulebook right, that's all
>>68077403
>There will never be another Eric Boulton
>>68068504
looks like some /mls/ jersey tbqh famalamarinos
>>68078674
Why weren't those Finns benises
![2014%2F09%2F18%2Fa2%2FMLS_club_co.687b3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mUzrNHt.jpg "2014%2F09%2F18%2Fa2%2FMLS club co.687b3[1]")
>>68079167
well shit
monsters up against da bears 2-0
>>68068111
Fuck
>288 posts
>2 dishwashers
What happened to all the shark posters, lads?
>>68079341
they're out protesting donald trump
3-1 MONSTERS
>>68076387
>87
Crosby confirmed for scoring a goal tomorrow.
>>68079341
Same thing that happened to the tranpa "fans"
>>68079393
based erie
>>68076985
It's a great mascot.
The Minnesota blonde 'hockey hair' makes it fun
i hate drinking beer. i drank like 7 pints last night and cant stop farting
where da memes at?
i bet thornton and marleau retire after this embarrassment
>spend your whole career just trying to get to the finals
>get swept in 4 games
they might even just commit suicide
>>68079471
>7 pints
Nigger are you a whale
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>>68079546
no why? it was only like 12~ standard drinks
>>68079494
Back in /NFL/ with the other trips and namefags who think 4chan cares who they are.
*bill
>>68079547
kessel is a top 3 forward
non debatable.
>>68079577
That's a lot You faggot
That's enough T get fucking hammered for me
>>68079603
you care my angry friend.
>>68079615
>>68079664
Did Master of Dubs give you permission to namefag in /hoc/?
>>68079664
filtered
get fucked you fucking loser, dont bother replying with your nerd rage, i wont see it
>>68079471
>>68079546
>7 pints is a lot
is a pint even an actual measurement for you lot? or do they just call any old shit a pint?
because 7 pints is an average night out
>>68079577
>drinks 12 beers
>dude it's nothing
Fucking gross. I want to see your gut
>>68079708
most bars here sell a """""pint""""" that is actually less
>>68079708
To a Britsharia maybe, but they are an Island of white trash and large pockets of Muslims.
“I think I can definitely be a No. 1 centreman, a franchise centreman in the NHL,” Matthews said. “Like an Anze Kopitar, or Jonathan Toews. Those are two guys I really like to watch. I admire the way they compete.
“They’re leaders. They win. Two or three Stanley Cups each.”
Kopitar, with two Cups for the Los Angeles Kings, and Toews, with three with the Blackhawks, might be the closest comparables for Matthews in the NHL today. Others have likened him to Peter Forsberg and Mike Modano. Heady company, anyway you look at it.
>>68079708
a pint is 16oz
so i buy two 4packs of natty daddy that are 16oz and end up with 8 pints for the night
>>68079696
i am the master of strings you insufficient roach
>>68079702
its funny because i already filtered leafs
>>68079577
That's insane you think that's normal m8 you must be fat as fuck kek
>>68079708
A pint here is roughly 20 oz. Some bars here give you 18 oz and then charge you extra to upsize it to 20
>>68079770
>compares himself to toews
pretty low standards, i guess mcdavid compared himself to tyler bozak though
>>68079771
>drinking 8 pounders of garbage beer in a night
Holy fuck I bet you can't run a mile in under 15 minues
>>68079724
>>68079724
>amerigays
You cant even properly get drunk with beer
>>68079801
12 drinks in one night really isnt much you colossal pussy
>>68079771
>>68079746
Absolutely disgusting.
A pint is 20 ounces, no less.
Filled to the pint line with room for head.
>>68079770
>muhh leadership meme
When will they fuck off already?
>>68079850
Why the fuck would I want to get hammered and drink 4500 shitty calories?
>>68079852
Spotted another fat fuck over here fellas
>>68079853
>Filled to the pint line with room for head.
just how i like my women
>>68079852
>you're a pussy, my fatass downs 12 drinks all the time like the disgusting slob I am
>>68079893
Non-whale spotted
>>68079905
>>68079932
you weak faggots need to drop dead
>>68079829
i'm 5'10 210lbs
if i flex real hard i can still see an outline of my abs
>>68079932
kek
>>68079801
>Some bars here give you 18 oz and then charge you extra to upsize it to 20
That'd get you arrested over here.
>>68079770
Matthews sounded excited at the possibility of being a Maple Leaf.
“They are obviously going through a rebuild,” he said. “You see the key pieces they have: the coach, the general manager, the prospects. They’re definitely going to be a very exciting team moving forward.”
>>68079967
>5'10, 210lbs
You're fat dude. I bet 35% body fat
>>68079957
Sure thing shamu. I'm sure you could beat me in sumo wrestling so good for you
>>68079932
Get a load of this fucking ponce
>>68079957
I'm sure your gut makes it easy for you to drop dead
>>68080029
>says the faggot living in the binge drinking capital of the world
>>68079411
Dubs further confirms
>>68080038
lmao stay mad you fucking wuss
>>68080065
>getting absolutely plastered makes you a faggot
Pretty sure you're the faggot here, Jacques
>>68079852
20oz in water terms because beer is only about .0068 g heavier in density is about 1.25 pounds
1.25x7 8.75 pounds
But with the alcohol content at a pint i have no fucking clue you get a bac of .15 that is if you are an average male at 6'3" 250
Which is basically hammered
You're are still a fucking fat as for drinking 7 pints
>>68080084
>when a fatass thinks they're fit
Keep telling me how strong you are for drinking 3000 horrible calories in a night you fucking disgusting piece of shit
>>68080132
>average male at 6'3" 250lbs
Yeah sounds average.
>>68080084
Shouldn't you be busy pounding shitty beer and adding to your massive gut? You fat fuck
I don't get why people are getting mad at other people for drinking alcohol?
Why do you care?
>>68079393
>jackets organization
>winning any cup
Holy shit is this the real life
>>68080150
>being this upset about not being able to handle alcohol and wussing out after two drinks
>i-i dont w-want to be f-f-fat
top fucking kek, have your balls even dropped yet?
>>68080180
WOOPS wrong as fuck
It's 5'10" 166 in the us
>>68080230
Yes
Just shut the fuck up everybody
>>68080250
>I'm a real man because I do something that not one health professional on earth would say is a wise choice
Post your gut, slob
>people in /hoc/ don't drink ~12 beers every night
>>68080255
At that it's about .23 which is fucking hammered to high hell almost alcohol poisoning
>>68080307
HOKKEI BENISES RIGHT FUG
>tfw your fav players are degenerate
>>68080325
It's dangerous
>>68080324
wow you're a fucking queer, shouldnt you be in a tennis or golf thread with the rest of the douchebags?
>>68080327
>7 pints is almost alcohol poisoning
What the fuck am I reading
>>68080411
POST
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>>68080414
.23 bac is close to serious health problems at 166lb or like 12stone
That is the average male American weight
When I got my 2nd DUI I had a .26 BAC and felt completely coherent
You fags are amateurs
>>68080446
im not a piece of meat, maybe head on over to /hm/ to get your fix
>>68080491
That's fucking impossibly that's nearly poisoning
You are a bold faced liar
I'm actually disappointed.
I though you Americans liked to knock back beer and watch your sports.
Hockey is the perfect sport for this, and yet /hoc/ is filled with lightweights and edgers.
Shame on you, lads.
>>68080619
I don't drink beer because it tastes awful
>>68080619
its one american troll
Any of you guys watching the X Games on ESPN?
Hoping to see someone get paralyzed riding these dirt bikes
>>68080657
Jesus christ you really are a colossal faggot
>>68080503
How many of those guys posted do you think have 12 drinks in a night?
>>68080657
Same
Liqour is better and I like cider >>68080619
I just like to drink smart, not too much
>>68080657
Then what do you drink, Jan?
Aren't you a Moravan? Beer is in your blood.
>>68080596
Not exactly true, also DUI masterrace here. .23 when I got mine
>>68080769
Jesus Christ you guys are fucking retards, are you even alowed to drive anymore
>>68080619
I like looking good naked over drinking large quantities of beer for the purpose of getting drunk
>>68080730
not that guy, but slovaks culturally prefer wine and spirits to beer
czechs drink beer
I don't know what a moravan is supposed to be though
>>68080340
>No Kane
Based
How does he do it
>>68080491
>>68080769
>mfw a dui is a felony in canada
Was interesting not being able to cross the border with my family because apparently driving drunk is the same as dealing meth in leafland
i once got so drunk i vomited my guts out and dry heaved for almost 6 hours
i had the work that morning too
@koshtorontosun
Laine hopes #Leafs have hard choice between him and Matthews
>not wanting to go to Winnipeg that badly when you're likely ending up there
>>68080815
Yeah, although I needed to have whiskey plates (Minnesota rule) and I also needed a breathalyzer in my car for a year.
That shit was brutal. I don't drink anymore though, never did me any good
>>68080844
>driving drunk
What are you 17?
>>68080863
>tfw never vomited from drinking and never had a hangover
>>68080844
I've thought about moving to Winnipeg from Minnesota but I bet a passport would cost me like $800 because my DUI
>>68080863
I did that every 3 months. I was a real embarassment. Quit though
>>68080955
>tfw I've never had a hangover because I smoke weed everytime I drink
Monsters what the fuck
>>68081045
same, but even when I don't smoke weed I still don't get a hangover
https://twitter.com/CraigCustance/status/738853557579943937
Make your offers to the Mild m8s
>>68081172
They are clevelanding
>tfw good hockey game
>>68081188
You'll stop being 18 eventually
>>68080699
>>68080730
My fav drinks are water, tea and occasionally coke, I just don't like the taste of alcohol, which is weird because almost everyone I know drinks.
>>68081268
I'm 22 m8
>>68081339
Well as an old fogey of 26 it gets worse
>>68081300
oh boy, now you get a bunch of edgelords replying to you
this is /hoc/ not /AA/
>>68081339
I was good until I turned 24 or so and then it all went downhill.
From minor headaches at 22 to sitting in bed shaking and sweating for 24 hours straight
>>68081468
>tfw almost everyone posting right now seems like a borderline alcoholic
>>68081568
>not being an alcoholic
Do you know where you are?
>>68080863
I once puked into my best friends new appartment because of being hammered AF
>The day after I didn't find my phone
>"well nevermind will apear"
>Take mob and water to clean up vormit
>some heavy piece is vormit
>realize i puked my phone to death
FUCK
Is the key to winning a Cup having an American GM and your best player also being American?
>bought inline skates with intention to join inline hockey league for the summer
>find out inline skating is nothing like ice skating
who knew
>>68081241
Taylor Hall for their 15th, a second round and Dumba
>>68081708
This is like regular shit to the old me
I've probably puked on 4 dudes floors
Pissed my pants a handful, pissed a chicks bed once.
Walked into a random house because I thought it was my buddies and ended up just watching the homeowner play vidya no lie
>>68081933
well done
>>68081933
>bought hockey skate styled rollerblades
>can't stop in them like normal skates, have to drag my foot behind to stop
>>68081712
All the Pens goal scorers in the SCF so far are Americans.
da backstreet boys
Who /lakeerie/
>>68082312
i tried a pivot and fell down and scraped my knee and elbow in front of some girls
>>68082464
Grand Rapids Griffins :(
Fuck the entire state of Ohio.
i really regret deleting 250gb of porn a few days ago
>>68082958
Were you afraid of the apocalypse or something? Damn son who saves that much porn? You know there won't be electricity
>>68082464
It's like two miles from my house. I live in Michigan. Fuck ohio, the Lakes our ours.
Is Cindy Cheatsby really a cheater /hoc/?
>>68082349
Holy shit you're actually right
Americans winning the Stanley cup single handedly
>>68080340
Who the fuck is tanner glass
>>68081708
one time i got up for work and found my roommate lying facedown on the floor, no pants on, on a single couch cusion with the cover removed, and my jacket covered in puke
about an hour into my shift i realized i really should have checked to see if he was breathing
>>68084385
sharks only have 2 games left to be in the spotlight before they fade into obscurity
>they're using it to cry about a guy winning faceoffs clean
>tfw bet a beer with a coworker for the Pens winning in 7 and him in 6
please Sharks stop Shorking
James Duthie – Verified account @tsnjamesduthie
As @Real_ESPNLeBrun just reported on Insider Trading, Lucic very open to signing in EDM if things don't work out in LA, and deal is right.
Idgaf, sign this fucking gorilla so he can send Johnny Hockey to the morgue.
>there are people on 4chan that aren't high functioning alcoholics
I bet you guys fall asleep without being drunk
>>68085189
>tfw edmonton pays a declining lucic $7.5mil for 7 years
>>68084854
sure, when there's a canadian goalie keeping them in the game and a canadian captain calling the plays
also i forget what country bonino and kessel played NHL games in and devleoped their talent, could you remind me?
>>68085189
>what kinda left winger you want on your team senpai
>>68085191
I'm a teetotaler. I come from a long line of alcoholics and decided to break with the family tradition. Never even had a beer.
>>68085649
pussy
>>68085649
There is literally nothing wrong with being an alcoholic
>>68085179
what happens when the shorks get swept
>>68085740
I'd rather be a pussy than a violent asshole with a broken family living in a trailer park. Or a cuck like my uncle living with my ex wife raising the kids she had with other men alongside the ones he fathered. I'm aiming to be the first one in my family not to get a divorce so fuck all that noise.
>>68085189
Oh man, yes please. Lucic was literally on the ice when Savard got fucked up, he makes no difference at all.
>>68086000
Nice trips Canada.
>shorks already had there parade route planned
Bahahahahahahahahaha hold up wait a minute let me laugh even harder BAHHSAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHSHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA
>>68085920
>I'm aiming to be the first one in my family not to get a divorce
you could just not get married like any sane 21st century man
>>68086070
Oilers confirmed to sign Lucic for an absolutely shit contract and have him contribute nothing at all
>>68086089
source on this other than your ass?
>>68085790
they both have to buy each other beer, get drunk together, and jokingly suck each other's dicks
>>68086096
yeah i mean it's not like drinking is going to cause me to raise another dude's kids. that's an entirely different bad decision right there
any of you guys been playing overwatch? Is it any good?
>>68086260
even if it is good, you just know blizzard is going to add heirloom gear and garrisons and just fuck everything up, then sue anyone who tries to let you play the original good version
best not to get attached to it to begin with
>>68086260
Video games are for fags
>>68086096
I could argue with Christians on YouTube comments and read cherrypicked statistics on reddit all day long too. I could buy a sick fedora at Walmart, get drunk, and talk on /r9k/ all day long about how all the world's ills are everyone else's fault and eventually blow out my brains at age 30. Or I could just not follow everyone else's retarded example, instead of seeing marriage as the root cause look at how much of a selfish piece of shit everyone I know is. Except for my grandparents that remarried and spent the rest of their lives happy despite the stupid mistakes they made early on.
>>68086422
lel
Edgy kid BTFO
>>68086422
I get drunk every day and have a good amount of sex. Relax anon
>>68086422
Lad im just trying to save you from some woman who will take half your money when she inevitably divorces you. No need to be passive agressive
>>68086596
That's cool. You are allowed to live like a lowlife as long as you have no life.
>>68086096
>not believing in the sacred institution of marriage
Back to /lgbt/ with you
>2016
>doesn't drink or smoke
Röökijäbä. Jpg
>>68086728
I'm not the guy you've been arguing with. I have a good job and your only problem with me is I drink alcohol at night. I didn't insult you and you have no reason to project me being a lowlife other than that you're insecure
>>68086792
>not realizing fags can also get married in murica
>>68086792
>le sacred institution of marriage
you can literally get married in a court room. nothing sacred about that
>>68086711
To be honest with you it would be fair if my fiancée did that. We're pooling our finances together to buy a house. She works as hard as I do. If it ever came down to that which I don't think it would, but I never discount the fact it could, I'd still be happy with my life. I could buy a van and live in it and drive across the country doing whatever I want. I like the plans I've made with her. They're more boring sure but still satisfying. But I'm fine on my own too.
>>68080340
>Henrik Sedin is on the list
>Daniel Sedin isn't
>>68080596
.08 is one beer
.24 is three beers
i can drive home after 15-20
one time i had nine or so and had a cop behind me while my insurance tags were expired, still didn't get pulled over
>>68086865
Sure, if you're a fucking heathen
>tfw Columbian roomates
>tfw watching some soccer loudly
This is hell
>those dudes that say they don't want to have kids
>those guys that say they don't want to get married
>>68087117
but fedora wearers are the white knights of the internet, the people that want to have kids and marriage
>>68086892
>I could live in a van
>Cool with it
Marriage. Not even once.
>>68087114
Have you shown them hockey?
>>68087008
So you're pretty fucking dumb huh? Guess I never caught on
>>68087117
I have Klinefelter's syndrome and can't have kids.
>>68087169
>guys with families are the real fedora tippers
This utter lack of self-awareness
>>68087114
They're raping the amerilards
>>68087185
>Not assuming all tripfags are retarded
>>68087169
Be real for a minute now, would a fedora protest against gamergate? I think you have them confused with nu males, their sjw counterpart that can actually get laid. Just as pathetic though.
>>68087185
smart enough to know how alchohol works, unlike the other idiot in this conversation
>>68087270
i was gonna watch that but it's not even on tv here
>>68087226
His family member is literally taking that picture
>>68087180
I wouldn't have to live in a van. I would want to. I find a transient lifestyle to be very appealing. My fiancée is keeping me from it not pushing me to it.
>>68087313
Bang her a few times this summer. Not GF material.
>>68087313
>tattoo
oh god the horror, the horror!! someone has ink on their skin!!!
>>68087324
His mom, yeah
>>68087429
so guys with fedoras have familys? good to know
>>68087445
Everyone has a mom you retard. It's how your born.
>I am so ashamed of my life situation and anons are posting good arguments
>Better post fedoras
>>68087523
Who are you quoting?
>>68087481
Hiv? Children? Sign me up
But hey if just hoping the bitch remembered her pill and is clean is your thing whatever.
>>68087400
>>68087411
Yeah it's a shame because I thought we were gonna be friends she goes hiking a lot and I like to also but then we went to a bar with some friends one time and she was all over me and we went home together that night. Now we're talking to each other and I want to give her the benefit of the doubt
>>68087578
dude just fucking go with it. you'll never know if it doesnt work if you dont give it a shot. Whats the the worst thing that could happen? You get free sex for a couple of weeks or months and then you guys break it off cause you just arent compatible. Or you end up loving her a lot and find a partner in life. Just take the risk pussy. Get her tested if you're so worried about STD's. Get yourself tested at the same time so she feels comfortable about it
>>68087734
Stop posting.
>>68068279
Las Vegas Canucks
Seattle Sonics
Quebec No Dicks
Jupiter Redspotd
>>68087762
*tips fedora*
M'lady I'm here to defend marriage!!
>>68087816
>I'm out of her league
she's totally infatuated with you m8
>>68068279
Las Vegas Knights
Quebec City Frontenacs
Seattle Thunder
Jupiter Otters
>>68068279
>Jupiter
Absolute shit compared to the Uranus Pucks.
>>68087313
I wouldn't 2bh. I used to love hooking up with damaged/crazy girls because the sex was so good but they will literally ruin your life. Take it from someone who learned the hard way, it's just not worth it.
>>68068279
Las Vegas Gamblers
Seattle Sissies
Quebec City Citoyens
Jupiter Greys
pretty convenient that both finns will miss fitness tests at the combine, are they afraid to show off their finnish genetics?
>>68087955
At least my planet isn't tilted you sideways fucks.
>>68088018
>he doesn't dig this vertical-ass ring
Awful taste desu, plus Uranus has an actual hockey pun going for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puck_(moon)
>>68087988
Laine doesn't want to get drafted by shitterpeg and Puljujarvi realized what he was doing and said hey fuck you nigger neither do I
>>68088291
Why can't you wait
>>68068279
>Jupiter
when did we colonise a planet to give it its own team?
>>68085920
>my uncle living with my ex wife
>>68087008
That's not really how getting drunk works
