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Meme time
say my name
>he does it for free
>>68088282
/nba/ here
thanks for the new meme faggots hahaha
more like nbgay lol
>>68088394
kek
KEK
Shame that this Kressel guy is on the 3rd line, he's good. If it wasn't for Sidney I bet he would be higher..
How many Cups does he have?
>>68088310
@Katie_Kats1
>>68088310
Dvorak babby
>>68088310
Can't wait for that one autist to reply to this saying Mark Hunter is a nepotist who should've picked Hanifin
>>68089677
that's cute, an Americunt who's never watched a single OHL game in his life thinks he can comment.
19 more hours shorks
>>68089752
Cute, a leaf that's so delusional he fools himself into thinking >his team's prospects aren't all busts. Also I could whoop your ass
>>68089819
You can't even skate faggot
>>68089819
How bout them pens
feels good to be a gangsta
>>68090039
A real gangsta type nigga plays his cards right
muhammad ali died
>>68089819
>Amerilard thinking he knows more than people employed in hockey
What's worse, being autistic or a bandwagonner?
>>68090190
Being canadian
>>68090584
Naw senpai. Being Canadian is sick
>>68090584
I didn't include that as a choice my autistic bandwagonning American friend
>>68090684
This desu
Comfy as fuck
>tfw better at hockey than anyone here
>>68090931
>tf
>tp
>>68090931
Im on hockeydb you pleb fuck
>>68090977
Post link
>all pens scf goal scorers are Americans
>pens have the most Americans on their team
Americans single handedly winning the Stanley cup
>>68090977
Me and my dad are lel
>>68090977
I won the second best trophy in all of hockey.
Minnesota State High School Championship
>>68091105
If Minnesota is so great then why does it have no cups?
Lucic to Oilels reeee
>>68091129
Not enough Minnesotans on the teams
Zach Parise - David Backes - Blake Wheeler
T.J. Oshie - Derek Stepan - Kyle Okposo
Ryan Carter - Nick Bjugstad - Brock Nelson
Anders Lee - Matt Cullen - J.T. Brown
Dustin Byfuglien - Ryan McDonagh
Erik Johnson - Justin Faulk
Nick Leddy - Jake Gardiner
That's a realistic team that could be put together and would compete for the Presidents trophy
Doan to Edmonton for rnh
>>68091221
Literally all worthless
Why can't Minnesota produce star players?
>>68091257
That's 4 lines deep all with checking ability and grit.
And star defenceman
Don't need any fairy Johnny Goudreau or Baldrick Kane shit here. Those types get thrown in the snow when they're babbies here.
>>68091309
Absolute trash
You know your state is garbage when Texas produced a better player than your state ever did
Who you got in tonights game lads?
Pens 3-1
>>68091371
Shorks 7-2
>>68091333
It's about averages dumbdumb.
Minnesota players had an average PPG of. 465 this season, better than any state or province for that matter.
Minnesota players are statistically better than any region in North America
>>68091376
>shorks 7-2
You realize the sharks have scored 2 5on5 goals right?
>>68091376
This desu. Rest of the games will be like this as well
>>68091393
>literally worse than Florida
>it doesn't even snow there
Nice "state of hockey", you cupless cuck
more like minneshota lmao
>>68091440
LEL
pedosota on molestation watch
>3/7 canadian teams have 0 cups
>literally as bad as the state of h0ckey
Lweeeeeelmao
>>68088282
/hoc/ is for memes
>>68091371
9-0 penguins
>>68091512
w2cop a pupper like that /fa/?
>state of hockey
>lost a team to Texas
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOMOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO
>>68091371
5-1 sharks
>>68088282
image macros aren't memes
nobody on /sp/ likes icefight except redditors
fuck off
>tfw the Penguins win and go up 3-0 and the Stanley Cup finals are completely fucked for everyone.
Win this game for the neutral fags Sharks. Literally 29 teams hockey fans are rooting for yh for this game
>>68091371
8-1 penguins
>>68091689
>>68091690
>completely fucked for everyone
Not if you're a fan of the best team in the NHL :^)
Shark cucks getting swept, your ass devestation will begin soon don't worry
>>68091708
>gets called a redditor
>posts reddit/gaymen maymay
faggot
>>68091772
Sup niggers
Canadians, is being a fan of your team suffering? How do you feel about the franchise's current/future state?
>>68091873
Yes. Laine.
t. laffs fan
>>68091896
Think they'll pass matwhos
>>68091935
Just for the memes
>>68091959
Do they need him? Laine is a much better player
>>68092075
You mean Matthews, right?
>>68092114
Yeah, who do the laffs have for center?
Reminder that I steal your shitty memes, make them better and take them to /nba/ where the true creme de la creme memes belong.
Stay mad.
>>68092223
Cups > memes
>>68092207
That plus BPA
>>68092371
Delusional laffs fan thinking Matthew's is better
I laughed out loud
>mfw Aho and Faulk essentially have 2 seasons to make the playoffs and earn the team enough money to stay in Raleigh
God I fucking despise Karmanos
>It's a Sharks choke in important games episode
>>68092719
That's what the whole Shorks show is about, so why surprised when it happens in episode after episode?
>>68092543
>swedish Sebastian Aho is ranked £48 for this draft
>Carolina has the #50 draft
>Carolina may have two Sebastian Ahos in their team soon
Please do it for the memes
I can't wait for >shork posting
>>68092829
>>68091743
The Pens are in for a rude awakening
>>68093031
shorks last glimmer of hope was extinguished when hertl was confirmed out
>>68091690
yeah you can go ahead and cut that list down to 28
first of all, rooting against Philadelphia Kessel? nigga please, i knew before they played a single game they'd be hot
secondly, cuckifornia "hockey" was always going to be a temporary meme. any day now the "fans" are going to get bored and go back to eating fake crab and watching mexicans make anchor babies with their wives.
thirdly, we don't need another team with a cup that can make fun of those who don't. blues fail, panthers fail, preds fail, wild fails, sharks fail. and the balance of power in the universe is maintained for another year.
>>68093071
Karlsson has been training in Hertl's place on the top line. Shorks about to get BTFO
>>68093031
>the pens are in for a rude awakening
Good one. I'm sure you were saying that game 1 and then game 2. And Now you're clinging on to this small glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe the penguins aren't actually that good
Don't be surprised when its 3-0
>>68092543
is aho even going to sign with carolina?
>>68093159
Yes
https://twitter.com/NHLJets/status/738815320329064448
To all the alcohol posters in the last thread: most of you don't know what drinking alot is. My room mate is in Russia on a trip and just sent me a message that he downed 6 litres of beer and a half litre of vodka yesterday. That a bit over 30 drinks. And he is not even a "professional".
>>68093704
Jaa
>>68093664
>>68093664
>>68093444
Trips confirm. Thanks for doing your part, finbro
>>68093664
I'm sorry you had to see this
>>68093664
>Jets draft Bulju
>Suddenly Laine still there at #3
>Everyone calls Columbus trying to trade up
Kinda wanna see this happen desu
>>68092114
Toronto better pick Matthews-Gonzales, Toronto picking Laine would crush the souls of both him and the population of Finland
>>68093886
>Philadelphia trades Del Zotto, Read and a 2nd rounder to Columbus for Laine/Pulju
Would be awesome though
>>68093664
>>68091105
post hair
I still believe
>>68094902
>because there are no other teams to jump to now
>>68095146
I'll prove I'm a true and not bandwagoning fan and watch them suffer til the end
>>68094902
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER HEARTL!!??
>>68094567
Hertl is a fucking plug. Did he break 15 goals this season?
>le between the legs hattrick man
Sharks won't skip a beat
>shorks will dominate once they get to their game! them losing all the footraces and being skated circles around was only due to home ice advantage
>>68095352
Hertl:
>21+25 (0.57 P/GP) in reg season
>6+5 (0.55 P/GP) in playoffs
Karlsson (who seems to be taking his place):
>10+9 (0.29 P/GP) in reg season
>3+1 (0.20 P/GP) in playoffs
>>68095470
put some hockey players in here lads
STOP PULJU POSTING IN MY D2G
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68095993
nah
>>68096306
Fuck off retard. Finns don't even play video games. That's for the superior Swedes.
>>68096311
i didnt know what d2g was, i just assumed it meant here.
video games are for children
>>68096335
turpa kiinni homo desu
>>68096345
ei saa kiusata
Hello /hoc/ friends!
Greetings from /cric/. We all hope you are well and enjoying your time on 4chan. I come with great news of a potential new friendship between our communities!
/cric/ and /hoc/ are consistently two of the most memeable communities on /sp/, and frequented by some of the memeist countries on the board. As such, a lot of the discussion is similar, and our posters feel at home in each others threads.
/cric/ would like to launch a special relationship with /hoc/ that we think would be hugely beneficial for both of our communities and would supercharge meme creation.
Please be our friends.
/cric/
>>68096369
Ill cut u m8
>>68096373
Fuck off you paki paddle playing shit
>>68096373
take a shower first smelly man, and no bathing in the sewer doesnt count
>>68096388
PLEASE watch our sport Mr Big Strong Chav
>>68096403
Fuck off, abbo
>>68096388
>>68096390
Hi, newcomers to /cric/!It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something.
Here's something that might help you understand the game more:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :)
Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne(spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love). The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls(surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha). It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry(who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
who the fuck let the england cunts and england's abortions into our white man's thread
fuck off
>>68096433
saved to my american banter folder lads
>>68096433
It's just the /cric/ shitters, they'll get bored eventually and we can go back to bulju posting
>>68096433
BIG
STRONG
AMERICAN
>>68096429
not gonna read all that no matter how many yous you give me
>>68096433
P
L
E
A
S
E
>>68096433
W A T C H
>>68096433
O
U
R
>>68096373
Tell Daniel we love him
I could literally beat any of you up if I felt like it
>>68096448
post it lad
>>68096564
I might unironically make a collage one day. American """"banter"""" on /sp/ is fucking dire
>>68096545
It's Danielle
She is in transition
ban oceanic ip's
>yfw Latvia has more succesful hockey players than Australia
>>68096589
Do not talk shit about MY friend like that.
>>68096602
Australia are hockey world champions you fucking retard
Who is the Walkgod of /hoc/?
>>68096621
who is this handsome supermodel?
>>68096618
>land hockey
>relevant
>>68096629
haha that's me lad
>>68096629
Walkcunt
reminder /cric/ literally runs:
>/nrl/
>/afl/
>au/sp/
>nz/sp/
>/bundes/
and WILL literally run /hoc/
>>68096682
>yfw /cric/ always finds a way
>>68096682
*ruin
ftfy, easy typo to make
>>68096682
you forgot /rug/
>>68096648
There's a stain in your flag poland
>>68096716
no one wants to run a thread about thugby poonion
>>68096722
t. cuckby plebgue bogan
>>68096719
There's a blue cross on your flag France
>>68096750
based ankush
>>68096750
haha!
>>68096750
Not funny man
>>68096750
Frenchcunts on pooicide watch
>>68096750
>>68096750
posting this to /r/4chan lads
Sean, you here m8?
>>68096621
is this the latest calvin klein ad campaign?
>>68096760
>>68096767
>>68096777
>>68096781
>>68096785
>>68096793
>>68096805
haha thanks for the upvotes friends
So how long until the bruins are fixed.
Also found from vintage 90s clipart 60,000 images on a pile of old CDs. What should we look to make our memes from now?
>>68096841 (You)
>>68096805
include this vintage pulju in the picture
Are we being raided by cric? For what purpose?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>68096917
They tried to watch their own sport and realised how fucking boring it is.
>>68096707
what hollywood actor is this?
conviction, you here m8?
>>68096923
>>68096887
>>68096865
>>68096827
Yeah I'm here m8, what happened?
>>68096917
: D
>>68096938
>PLEASE NOTICE ME MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN I DON'T LIKE MY OWN SPORTS I LIKE YOURS
>raiding /hoc/ during the dead euro hours
have fun
ITT: hockey personalities that make you think
>>68096941
The one that is shagging your mom right now
at least you guys aren't nba or nfl. They just post their favourite cuck porn
Does /hoc/ like Mice on Stilts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-AL6OYbR8
>>68096956
>implying hockey belongs to America
>implying we don't have the EIHL and won't be in the CHL this year
Stick watching a few men stand around a field, pal.
You'd probably have an aneurysm if you watched a sport where something actually happened.
>>68096969
>>68096949
Why are you asking for it here? Your country is the one that wouldn't even exist without them
>>68096983
is this more your speed then?
>>68096983
They only wish they would be half as based as Strayans
>>68096960
>yfw they try to raid /hoc/ during the finals
>yfw no one can notice because it's a flood of memes and shitposting anyway
Mark, you here m8?
>>68097029
I made that : D
>>68096997
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG AMERICANS
>>68097020
No, our sport is white
>>68097039
Statscunt is Mark Chapman.
Mark harboured a long-lasting desire to represent New Zealand in test cricket. He saw this as the only way to shed his disgusting Chinese status, and be accepted as a New Zealander. It was all he ever wanted.
He made it into the fringes of the Auckland team last season, which heightened his interest in test cricket and fuelled his aggressive passion for it. Unfortunately, he was never able to make it, and saw his dream of playing first class, and eventually test cricket dissipate right in his medium sized eyes.
In March, Mark was in India representing Hong Kong in the WT20. This is a crucial detail, and explains his absence from 4chan. It was here that he realized not only the power of T20 in its ability to unite the fractured Windies, but finally understood that T20 was the only way forward. Having seeing the pathetic way the #1 team retreated from the tournament, he understood what the true test of skill and ability really was.
In May 2016, statscunt rose from the Ashes. Gone was the strict adherence to only "real cricket" - in fact, real cricket had changed. No more was it the insipid format he now called boreblock - he had renounced that. From here on out, all that matters to Mark is the greatness of t20 and the opportunities it beholds.
>>68097039
>>68097039
yeah m8, watsup?
>>68097051
IIHF is European, m8.
Who is the greatest player to ever play hockey? In cricket it is widely held to be GODam GOATges
>>68097112
lemieux
who is /hoc/'s waifu?
>>68097112
Jesse Puljujärvi
who is the Man With No Name of /hoc/?
why is /hoc/ scared of /cric/
we conquered bundes and youre next
who are the tradies of hoc?
haha post those fresh /cric/ memes lads haha
>>68097236
m8, you derailed a dead thread during yuro hours
try """""conquering""""" a game thread
>>68097236
>scared of
We're all asleep getting some needed rest for the game tonight. We couldn't care less.
t. sleepposter
>>68097273
I'll beat you up lad haha
t. the person who runs /cric/
>>68097306
*ruins
easy mistake to make (-:
>>68097251
This gets a poo/10 rating from me. Truly awful
>>68097355
LMAO DIVERT YOUR EYES TOWARDS THIS PRIMATE LADS
QUESTION THE REASONS OF HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION
>>68097320
t. British Indian
>>68097328
That was just a bit of banter lad, I got that off some Paki Facebook page.
>>68097355
haha look at that fucking monkey
>tfw you finally got a job and you can't shitpost as much anymore
I miss you Finland
>>68097401
Someone jizzed on ure flag there, poland
>>68097412
i got a job and have never shitposted this much
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
>>68097401
t. an actual fucking slope
>>68097442
LITERALLY FUCKING APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>68097471
>>68097496
legitimately surprised you have internet in singapoor
or are you posting from one of those """"""""cafes"""""""" that have 3 PCs on Win98 and a PS3?
what the FUCK is this cricket shit?
third worlders need to get the fuck out
>>68097528
I usually post with a Malaysian flag so all's good lad.
If you ever want to know who I am, just ask someone in /cric/
>>68097566
>I usually post from a different actual third world country
wow m8 sorry, didn't mean to offend you
>>68097559
a
fucking
LEAF
>>68097595
You better apologise to me soon because I do not appreciate your posts.
>>68097528
Singapore is LITERALLY more developed than half of the UK and this fact upsets YOU greatly
>>68097632
KEK they have poked the bear. RIP /hoc/.
>>68097641
Unironically KEK'd
>doing it again
Fucking nerds, I won't forget this
>>68097641
>Australia thinks they can tell anyone anything about being a developed country
wew lad
I'm too tired from leading a handsome, elite and based lifestyle, but I WILL return and you WILL rue this day
>MFW THE CANADIAN DOLLAR IS SO SHIT ITS WORTH EVEN LESS THAN THE AUSSIE DOLLAR
>>68097670
thanks for the entertainment during this deadzone, /crick/ <3
>>68097711
hahaha I think I saw this post on /r/4chan lads
>>68097722
pussy
its over /hoc/ we won
>mfw /hoc/ is greatly improved by aussie shitposters
See what you've done Finland, you mongol fuck? You're literally worse than an island of felons. Would gladly trade all mongol posters for aussies.
>>68097762
Expected you to accompany that MFW with an expression of your own
who /5thline/ here?
>>68097640
Nigga, I didn't even notice shit. It's euro hours.
>>68097846
shekels
>>68097846
faggots
>>68097846
>americaitlyns
Or
>CaitlynBraveJenners
>>68097846
puljus
>>68097846
Hookers
>>68097846
maple leaves
STRUGGLING to locate the Official /hoc/ Twitter account.
>they call this a """""""""""community""""
>>68097904
>Being a normie
>wanting a casual fan base
Yeah no
>>68097846
janitors
>tfw the stars win the cup
>244 posts
>59 posters
KEK, nice poomunity here
>>68097846
Nordiques
>>68097957
Most of them from /cric/
How will this girl feel tonight when Hertl isn't playing, which causes the sharks to shork their third straight game?
cric 1 hoc 0
came in while you were sleeping ransacked your house and fucked your wife.
>>68098214
Good lad
Hey /cric/ can you teach me how to play cricket. It seems fun.
>>68098199
Might as well just hand the cup to Pongs now if Hertl doesn't play
>>68098304
PLEASE
