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Next wave of elite national talent:
RUS: Scherbak, Goldobin, Provorov and Samsonov
CAN: McDavid, Fabbri, Ekblad and Murray
SWE: Ek-Eriksson, W.Nylander, J.Larsson and Dansk
FIN: Laine, Puljujarvi, Honka and Korpisalo
USA: Eichel, Larkin, Hanifin and Gibson
CZE: Zacha, Pastranak, Vrana and Vanecek
Thoughts?
Publix is good.
wtf look how long this guys arms are
>>68104447
>ragged
>rags
>>68104447
*pastrnak
the only likeable ruin outside of Bergeron and Krejci. (i actually like Poopa too, i love hotheads lol).
david pastrnak has a cool backstory that there's a youtube video of, if anyone's bored.
>>68104447
Russia confirmed Finland tier
America confirmed Sweden tier
Canada confirmed Canada tier
I hope /cric/ comes back! They were great posters, way better than mongols and canautists.
/hoc/ on suicide watch
Th for we would have destroyed the shorks and won the cup if not for pittsburgh refpuck
>>68104447
if sweden is allowed to include larsson then russia should be allowed to include the 40 year old russian the blackhawks signed.
3 points for geno tonight, boys.
>>68104600
>everyone talking hockey
>this retard still trying to start /int/ fights
>>68104678
>arguing about sweaters
>talking hockey
Once the finns get IP banned, you're next gordo.
Put 50 on the Sharks and 50 on a crosbae goal, lads
Did I do good?
>>68104707
They're jerseys arent they
>>68104629
>American hockey knowledge
>>68104447
>ragged
@68104707
No more (yous) until you stop intposting, caitlyn
>>68104771
When hoc memes go to far
>>68104755
Yes. Only pathetic Canacucks who desperately try to be relevant call them sweaters. see >>68104778
Anyone under the age of 40 who calls it a "sweater" is a tryhard
>>68105028
>mad
>at words
post more of this smug fuckin pig
>>68105126
Some make one with bill
>Laffs
>>68105126
stop forcing reddit memes
Beards
>>68104447
Okay who wrote that
>>68105419
A canadian
I'm organizing my picture folders and came across this you guys remember this faggot?
>>68105521
What a homosexual name
>there will never be an era of elite goaltenders such as Roy, Brodeur, Hasek, Belfour and Vanbiesbrouck again
>>68105521
>>68105556
I remember him being pretty chill and your failed attempt at doxing him expecting "we r leguyn" responses but instead getting called an underage faggot and laughed at by the entire /hoc/ community.
Now you're trying again but we're still just going to laugh at you.
>>>/b/
>>68105603
Jimmy you moved?
>>68105521
are u homosex
>you will never be drafted to the Jets and get a qt Jets gf like Laine will
>>68105595
thank god. if we had those goalies with these current goal-scoring levels, no one would ever score again, except on finnish goalies
>>68105707
Imagine Stan Lee finals with Prime Brodeur or Hasek against Gretzky and Messier
>>68105707
>goals are scored
>33% are disallowed due to ticky tack slow-mo offsides reviews
>NHL wonders how they can increase goalscoring
its almost like they should just allow the goals that are scored, or something.
What is the meme landscape looking like for tonight lads?
>>68106060
>shorks
>>68105696
>qt
>shittipeg
I know it's a literal who city Sven, but wpg might legitimately be a step below detroit and windsor. Laine better bring a """"qt"""" from finland if he wants to fuck something beyond a drunk abo junkie hambeast.
>>68106148
He's bringing his mom
Connor McDavid
>Speed babby
>Relies on European dangles
>Has a Junior tier body
>Cries when he's injured
>Captain for the Otters in the OHL and never in the NHL
>Matt Hendricks from Minnesota
>Hustle, Grit and determination
>Blocks a shot with his dick and nuts then gets up to block another
>Alpha male who fights against the league's toughest (Lucic, Boogard, Probert, Semenko, Rypein, Chelios)
>Captain for Team U.S.A and wears an "A" in Edmonton
>>68106060
heavy shorkening with intervals of billposting
expect early scaaaaaaarrrrrrr posts throughout
>>68106229
get back over the border chubs you faggot
>>68106229
nice proxy, Minnesota
>>68106229
McDavid has the intangibles though. He's a generational meat n potatoes talent that not even Hendricks can compete with in that department. Agree with most everything else though.
>>68106148
>you will never have sex with an eskimo
>>68106399
>based craig will never come back
>>68106438
>you will never be Craig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV63s6fsx6I
>>68106399
just go to Finland, m8
In fact, you guys have a bunch of samoyeds, too.
>>68106575
>samis are the same thing as north american inuits
That's racist you fucking cis scum!!!!!
>>68104625
Feels good to see all yinz faggots bitching .
>would you like some cheese with that whine ?
>>68106648
they basically are tho
>@koshtorontosun
>Laine hopes #Leafs have hard choice between him and Matthews
KEK he really does not want to be drafted by shitterpeg
>>68106699
Yeah, and you're pretty much an albanian
>>68106675
Tryingtoohard/10
>>68104566
His dad died of cancer and he had Mono and got a concussion when he was little... boo-hoo, bitch. Le sad story player. Fuck Bombston.
>>68104447
>lists Laine and Puljujarvi
>no Matthews
>being an insecure Cancuck
kek
>>68106746
>@GinoRedaTSN
.@PatrikLaine29 just told me he'd compare Matthews and himself to Toews and Oveckin. Says will take him 5 yrs to be like Ovie @TSNHockey
>>68106772
Mad at words / (fuck ) ( you)
>found the sharks fan hahahahh
>pens in 4
>>68106783
Edgemaster
>>68106838
I'm a pens fag you're just a faggot
>>68106835
>Toews 3 cups
>Ovie none
kek nice comparison you dumbass mongol
>>68106835
i like that level of confidence, but at the same time, i hope he never scores an NHL goal and in 5 years he's playing in Liigga.
>>68106783
Joke's on you, I like him even more now that I've seen this. :)
>>68106746
its over before it even starts
>>68106835
Can't wait for his smug as fuck interviews between periods 2bh
>>68106891
He's lucky he's white, can you imagine if Evander Kane said shit like that before going to winterpeg? kek
>>68106997
i feel like evander kane said he wanted to or was going to score 40 goals recently. hell, maybe you're being meta and that's the joke you're making, but i don't think race is something to try to be funny about at this point in history. namaste
>>68106997
God damn I love being white. You know how when you have marker or your skin you feel like it's dirty? I wonder if niggers always feel like that
>>68107068
>68
one post away from making a good post. well, it was a meat and potatoes post, the effort was there.
>>68107055
Why the fuck not
>>68106763
t. sami
>>68107055
No.. literally just saying can you imagine what a shitshow it would've been. They got mad about him apparently not being nice to waiters at restaurants. If he'd made comments like Laine? Ohhh man.
Winnipeg is basically pretty similar to most states below the Mason-dixon line, just with atrocious weather
>>68107266
i don't think you understood my post, gordie.
>>68105595
>Vanbiesbrouck
>>68107266
Winnipeg is a hell hole and one of the worst cities in Canada/USA.
t. Went to Winnipeg a couple weeks ago
>>68107177
t. englishman
who /already drunk/ here?
>>68106835
his confidence is through the roof
>>68107664
i'm still drunk from last night, get on my level
>>68106867
Let's fucking go lets go pens
>scratch my back will a rusty hacksaw
>lets go pens
>just like 09 pens win the cup then steelers win the bowl
>>68106835
>Laine doesn't rate pulju
>>68108025
That's why I started early 2bh
>>68107711
he's already established the love / hate personality in NA.
gotta say I enjoy his blunt quotes and bants, it's good for NHL
>>68108307
will he reach mikael samuelsson-tier bluntness? that guy was on another level, gave hilarious interviews and quotes
The best part about Laine going to the Jets means we get to watch him on TSN.
>>68108061
he actually said that if he would be the gm, Laine would draft himself 1st and then trade for Puljujärvi :DDDD
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/patrik-laine-oozing-confidence-thinks-go-no-1-overall/
absolute madman :DD
>>68108307
i love it when he just goes and says to the NA media that he thinks he should be the first overall
no NA prospect would ever say anything like that
>>68108307
who's this mongoloid?
>>68108460
>literally forgetting eichel who was barely a year ago
>>68108502
lol who
http://www.tsn.ca/towering-laine-possesses-a-powerful-confidence-1.500870
BUFFALO - Patrik Laine towers. He’s a supernova. He’s a condor. And, man, is he tall.
Walking down a hallway with a group of fellow prospects at the NHL Scouting Combine Thursday, Laine sticks out. He’s the first the eye picks out. He’s larger than the rest by several inches.
BIG GUY
I
G
G
U
Y
>>68108439
>wants to go first to get to Toronto --> >>68106746
>but wants to get traded to Columbus
Sure smells madman!
Can you see the combine results somewhere? people are posting Laine and others height/ weight, would like to know if pulju has grown as much as I think he has in the last year
>>68108562
jesus christ pulju in the back looks like he has downs
Good night /hoc/, see you for the third period
>>68108604
is he even there?
>>68108649
Stay up with us Ahmed
Holy fuck look at all those mexicans in the crowd
>>68108631
because he does
>>68108686
He is, just not doing most of the physical test cus of the surgery
>>68108717
Hello the mad usa poster. Why are you angry all the time?
>>68108717
>>68108473
Tuukka Rask
>Sharks fan cheering 'let's go warriors' as they walk into SAP
>>68108717
>>68108898
shes a jew isnt she?
>tfw he gets stuck in erie
>>68108841
Pulju has been on the states for a few days already. chances are that Pulju has fucked the poster's mom.
>>68108905
I'm really curious, what the fuck was he doing there? Why was he staring? What did he mean by this?
Pens sweep just end this season
he's going to winnipeg and he knows it
>>68109278
pls no laine needs to bring wienerpeg to the promised land
>>68108649
Nite nite Sven
How long before Buff rapes this cocky migger in the shower?
>the mad usa posters post got deleted/got banned
>>68109464
nah big buff will protect him
>tfw some kids were making fun of me for skating around in my new inlines
>>68109464
kek would like to see him try. It will be other way around.
>>68109464
>attempts to roleplay ovechkin
>wears adidas shoes and tracksuit
>buff throws it in the shower
I can see it
>>68109577
kek
>>68109464
what does he mean by this? will he equal ovechkins playoff failures, his embarrassing defensive game, his ability to hover in the neutral zone only being able to score meme goals on the pp?
he should have clarified
>>68109563
Wut?
>>68104447
>No Matthews
>Scherbak
>Not the good Svechnikov
>Korpisalo
>Not Husso
Bait tier list right there
>>68104447
Where is werenski
>only two more games till the season is over
feels like it just started t b h
>>68109692
that one angry nigger deleted his post or it got deleted
>>68109816
In a shit league where he belongs.
>>68108949
>tfw it's Lake Erie
He's actually going to be a bluejacket immediately
He's going to have Milano and werenski in the same line rotation
>>68109816
werenski is a c-grade prospect at best
>>68108949
>Stuck with Strome
I want to see this happen
>>68109863
>Mfw he's the second leading scorer for the monsters In the ahl Calder cup playoffs
>>68109910
He's the best defensive prospect right now
>>68109910
>c-grade
He's at least b-grade my Canadian friend.
A weak b, but still better than a c prospect like Zboril.
>>68109942
wrong erie
he'll be stuck with tortellini screaming at him and ruining his development instead
>>68109981
>Wanting to play in fucking Big-10
>Literally the worst option in America
Kek
laffs fans are deluded retards
>>68110134
But anon, all fans are deluded retards in their own way.
>tfw no hackey for an hour
>1 hour before puck drop
>/hoc/ is dead
>mfw the pens killed /hoc/
>>68104447
Surprisingly accurate
>>68104447
where is Aho
>>68109845
Why do they get so angry?
Is it negroid genetics?
its 102 degrees outside but its still the 5th season:
Hockey Season
>>68110765
>tfw felt like 108 today
>>68110111
>Mfw the big 10 are also the big 10 in Academics
Michigan is literally one of the best engineering and math schools in the nation
>not wanting to play In the most competitive sports conference
You'd rather play in the Mac right?
>>68110765
Scotiabank pls go there's not enough minorities here for you to mix.
I got sun burnt today but it was 19 degrees so anyone outside would have been burnt
>>68110765
Fuck off P.K
>>68110951
>not using sun cream
do you want cancer?
>>68110509
Mind if I save that image, friend?
>>68110951
>Flames fan getting burnt
>>68110996
It was really hot I would of got burned regardless and tomorrow its to be 20+
>>68104447
Scherbak is a bust desu
I think we can all agree that this has been the worst playoffs since the 90s. Will hockey recover?
>>68111089
>would of
God damn retard
>>68108949
The OHL?
>the only thing Canadians have been able to talk about the last 3 months has been draft prospects.
God I fucking hate Joe Thornton. What a stupid piece of shit.
>AN EMPTY FUCKING NET
>>68111363
>and its not even canadian prospects
>>68111156
It's been a pretty good ploffs tbqh
>all those sharks fans that didnt exist a month ago
>>68111595
Goddamn mexicans and their high birth rates.
pretty quiet in here
>>68111595
they still don't exist, no one is watching the scf especially in california
>>68111746
underrated
one of you fags should make a game thread
>>68111939
for what purpose? that shit wouldn't even break 100 posts
>there are americans here who literally swallow finnish lies everyday
No game thread tonight?
>>68111939
already exists famarino
>>68111973
Better than swallowing somali cum m8
>>68111973
>there are Americans
this cbc montage with the players' faces being imposed on the cup is super hilarious
>>68112294
HOKKEI NIGHT IN KÄNÄDÄ
>>68112338
Hoki night in penisville good Finn
>>68112294
Why did you post this in two threads you spammy cunt
>>68112520
posted it first in this one thinking it was the game thread. my bad, forgot /hoc/ dies during the games
wat's going on her
Are the Shorks even trying to win?
America is winning everything. God bless Donald trump
Looks like San Jose has the worst ice in the world the puck is bouncing nonstop
san hose
>>68111363
of course an AMerican doesn't understand this, you're just cunt bandwagoners who ditch your team as soon as it's shit
The only amerilards who've been posting have been from teams that made the playoffs, all the others have conveniently disappeared....hmmm...
>>68114732
I'm a Bolts fan and I'm still here.
>>68114806
To be fair, he did say "made the playoffs."
>>68114858
Oh, I didn't see that.
Is he eating?
Reminder that San Jose is full of Mexicans that were openly burning American flags in the streets this week
Remember that play when bandwagon faggot cry refpuck and say Crosby gets all the calls.
This is the worst ice ever fuck off sun belt teams
>>68108687
No :)
>>68109380
Good morning John
>>68116898
Not him but my names John. You've missed some spaghetti so far looks like shorks are shorking
Crosby hasn't lost a faceoff yet tonight
>when memes go too far
>>68116973
Well, good morning to you too then John.
And thanks. I''ve looked at the goals, stats and am looking through the game threads now.
>>68114806
>bolts
>fans
>>68117300
You're looking at one, Pierre. Season ticket holder. Used to be a Trashers fan, but then they moved.
>>68117254
I like that you keep posting my drawings. I still have them all that was a weird night
>>68117254
Noice
Fuck all the idiots pretending Murray is good. Dumb faggot gives up easy goals like that every game
>>68119718
This. He's the Andrew Hammond of the playoffs.
Horny game winner dubs confirm
That's it folks. Murray is choking. Shorks in 6.
Nice job ref I mean sharks
Finns are going to be a pain in the ass today
get fucked Shittsburgh
>>68120918
They can only win on shit tier Mexican ice pens still got it
DONSKOI
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES GO SHARKS
NEVER GIVE UP
S H A R K S
H
A
R
K
S
is the meme magic running out for the pens now?
SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS
What a shit goal
The Pens' rude awakening has only begun
I am now a #JonnëMissile
>your team doesn't have a finn
I've never contemplated suicide harder
>>68121136
Trust me you guys have had fair share of scoring shit goals
>>68114732
Fuck off m8,
>ducks and only ducks
>fuck the sharks
>>68121136
I waited less from a pens fan.
Murray's worst game of his career. GL winning 3 more games getting out shot by 25
>>68121136
Hopefully someone tells letang to stop being a stupid French faggot before the next game and they'll still win. This gives me a chance to try to get tickets to game 5 at least
>>68114732
>>68115357
Dude... your hockey arenas aren't surrounded by PALM TREES. It's a perspective issue.
Total shots on goal:
Sharks:
>26+22+26 = 74
Penguins:
>42+30+41 = 113
Sharks don't have a chance tbf
DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY!
Pens, don't be sad. You guys are still firmly in the lead.
We needed this win, and now we get to watch even more hockey.
Thanks for a great game lads.
>>68121351
Murray isn't very good though, he basically relies on his team being better than the other team.
Vasilevsky outclassed him last round, Martin Jones outclasses him this round. Murray is the next Cam Ward, nothing more.
>>68121410
his head looks a liiiiittle bit too small
>>68121321
It's Teal, not those blue Superbowl fuckups.
A for effort tho
You win gold with Donskoi on your team. I mean finnish juniors, finnish national league and now NHL.
>>68121442
>Vasilesky was better
Better at what? Letting the puck in?
>>68121442
He's good enough for 2 more wins.
Anyone want to watch Saturday Night Live with me?
The fact there hasnt been a sweep in any NHL play off series since 98 leads me to believe hockey is fixed
>>68121560
Pretty sure ducks literally swept the jets last year
>>68121466
DONSKOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68121557
>saying pro liberal comments are jokes
>>68121499
I'm guessing you didn't watch the series or you're very poorly attempting to troll
>>68121560
Or you know, it's a sport with a lot of parity where a lot of the playoff series are coinflips.
>>68121560
it's not even real
this is just a projection of a result of a computer game played between daly and bettman
>>68121560
Last year:
Anaheim v Winnipeg
Chicago v Minnesota
Good game sharks
>>68104447
>No Aho for Finland
Gonna be a better pro than Laine desu
someone pls post his interview on /wsg/
pls
>pongs
>actually letting the shorks win a game
I know you boys want to lift the Cup at home, but that was just embarrassing
>>68121749
>Pongs
>Lifting the Cup at all
Shorks in 6
>all these literal who goals
This is why hockey will remain irrelevant
>>68121822
>mad
>at elite finn rookies
GG Shorks
WEW LADS LET'S GO SHORKS AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THE PONGS HOIST THE CUP IN PERSON
>>68121806
>shorks
>>68121945
Shorks will make it 2-2 series
Lads I'm choosing to bandwagon the sharks but I've never been in /hoc/, what does the dog meme mean also pls explain other /hoc/ bantz
>>68121560
There have been 35 sweeps since 1998 ;^)
BEST FINN
>>68122021
>rags
>>68122010
Naw don't think so.
Bill gets his cup on Thursday
>>68121710
Freedom Will Ring!
Anyone have a webm of the goal?
>>68122125
im sure its been posted on normie book already friend
>>68122222
Verified
>my 80 year old boss just shared this on Facebook
How the fuck are normies getting ahold of our memes again
>>68122437
What meme is that
>>68122537
Summer sure is here.
>>68122222
Your last five digits are the same
We're about to get swept in 6 doubling the shorks in shots aren't we
>>68122437
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is there anything this man COULDN'T do?
>>68121897
That's a qt donkey you have there ;^)
>>68122885
>Kippers is a mud shark
Gee what a shock
>>68122885
Win a cup for Vancouver
>it's a "reddit gets btfo by a team full of chokers" episode
how mad are you cucks?
i'm a normie
this is the first time i've heard ward speak. i always thought he was going to be ghetto. heard his voice...definitely canadian lol.
had me thinking...are there any thug, black hockey players?
>>68122885
he couldn't stop the crapitals from choking
Why do so many people, neutrals included, unironically like ward?
Pens should have won it before ot but that fucking afro scores another meme goal and people act like he's clutch or as good as crosby or some shit. He can't even wear a hat right.
>>68122437
Tell that fucker to retire already Jesus Christ
>>68123043
Subban is a wannabe thug but he's as white as the rest.
Mike Grier wasn't a thug or anything but he was a fucking bro
>>68123043
Black Canadians aren't bix nood like their American counterparts. Must be the poverty
>>68123043
Simmonds in Philadelphia would probably be the closest one. But not really, no.
>>68123043
there are more white ghettos players than black ghetto players
>>68123099
guess it makes sense that there aren't any. aren't as many blacks in the northern u.s. and only nicer schools have high school ice hockey.
one day it's going to happen, though. some nice, white minnesota family who loves hockey is going to adopt a young thug from alabama or some shit and force him to play hockey (think the blind side).
that will be the beginning......
>>68123255
true enough. canada seems to actually treat all of its citizens fairly.
reminded me of when i went to france. ton of black people and they all were wearing preppy clothes and hanging out with all the whites.
don't really see that here.
>>68123043
>>68123257
>simmonds
>ghetto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPgF-8MF640
just look at those legs at 2:35
Evander Kane is the only answer
>>68123367
do you like that?
>>68123367
We have niggers and they have blacks
>>68123425
Damn, that's a serious case of chop sticks
>>68121822
It keeps the casuals to a minimum. No defense ball can have the rest.
>>68123425
>Evander Kane
Yep. Him and Byfuglien are pretty much the only niggers in the NHL, very prone to chimpouts, and they play the part off the ice. Ray Emery too but he's retarded. All the other black players, current and retired, are pretty based.
>>68123776
retired* but retarded works too
>>68123425
tbf being in skates pretty much guarantees you won't be getting anything more than an isometric calf workout
>>68123478
pretty much this:
>>68123562
our country did a shit job of integrating them back into society after slavery and many of them haven't been able to get out of it even after generations (some are lazy, some just don't know any better, and some have no choice).
so yes, i did like what i saw in france. wished it were like that here.
>>68123776
yeah I forgot about Emery
I heard when Carter was still in Philly he was planning a charity trip to the children's hospital and he would ask different guys from the team to come with him every time he went, this was Carter's charity not the actual Flyers' group visit. The time he got Emery to come he showed up in an Escalade limo and an all white suit.
>>68121442
>relies on his team being better than the other team
No shit. It's a bad strategy to hinge your hopes on your goalie standing on his head every night. Price is really the only goalie in the league right now who could be considered a great goalie that the team relies on to win. Every other "great" goalie relies on having a solid team in front of him, keeping the top scoring chances to a minimum. Nobody is saying Murray is better than Price, but it's fair to call him a good goalie because there are worse ones who can't even play well with great teams.
>>68123043
Most Black NHLers are closer to Obongo in how they speak than black amerilards
>>68114732
My team is a literal meme and I still post here. No playoffs in 6 years.
Seriously
Fuck you.
Finland tell Laine to stop shitposting in interviews
>Actually claiming you'll be as good as ovies
Fucking meme mongols
>>68111363
Edmonton fan here. We talk about unlikely fantasy trades. Prospect talk is too obvious and over done.
RNH+ Nurse for Seabrook when?
Yakupov + 2nd for Vatanen when?
Fayne for Laich when?
>shorks
>>68124417
what if he's right
>>68123776
What about Nurse?
>Radulov wants 7.5 yr for 2 years
uh
what
>>68123255
>Black Canadians aren't bix nood like their American counterparts
The Somalians and some West Indian black 1st and 2nd gens have a lot of dindus though, especially in Toronto.
But yeah most black people here are pretty top lads aside from the occasional faggot.
>>68124562
Why do you want to talk about niggers so badly
>>68104447
>RUS: Scherbak, Goldobin, Provorov and Samsonov
>no soshnikov
into le trash :DDDD
I like Finnish commentators.
https://youtu.be/Om4HHvdlanA
>>68124501
>I suggested RNH+Nurse for Chara as bait the other day
>got plenty of (You)s, some realizing it was bait, some not
>now here's an actual Deadmonton fan suggesting RNH+Nurse for Seabrook
Toronto would be fucking retarded if they picked Laine over Matthews. Toronto needs a center and even comparing Laine to Barkov, Barkov had a more impressive year in Liiga then Laine did and had a better hockey IQ at that age and he was still average in Florida up until this year
>>68124669
is that censor what i think it is
>>68124669
Dumb frog /int/ poster
>>68124577
>Kopitar for 10mil
>Toews and Kane for 10mil
uh
what
>>68124706
Yeah, we really need a C. Marner is very clearly going to be a winger, and while Nylander looked good there in his stint there this year, he's not the prototypical strong two-way center you want leading your team. More suited to be a 2C.
>>68124761
Yeah but after he went full faggot, got old, and had a lot of bad reports about attitude, what fucking team is going to give him anything more than a "prove it" contract?
>>68124657
lol, I know right!? He even forgot about Yakupov. What a terd.
>>68124761
Staal 8.25m
Nash 7.8m
Ryan 7.25m
Phaneuf 7m
Stastny 7m
Vanek 6.5m
So how concerned are you about your team if the NHLPA doesn't approve the escalator and the cap goes 70m or below?
>>68124877
Is this supposed to be a counter argument because it's bad
>>68124669
Chara is worth a bag of pucks. Chicago has literally zero prospects down the middle, or really anywhere on forward. RNH still hasn't reached his potential and could be made much better playing under Toews and with Kane. They have decent depth on the backend and a need to free up some cap space. Nurse also has a ton of upside and could become a solid top 4 maybe even top 2 defender (think young buff but faster).
>>68124903
not at all
means they get to benefit over capteams' casualties
>>68124903
as an isles fan, mildly. snow is good with the cap so they wouldn't be too hurt besides losing okposo, but it would really limit how much they can improve the team while tavares is in his prime and on a great contract
>>68124932
the only similarity is that they're black
>>68124928
just posting shitty contracts, Radulov would fit right in that group if he got that
>>68124903
good, means i can pilfer players
>>68124877
Bad contract general?
>>68124798
He's only 29, and has been putting up strong numbers in the KHL. His stats point towards a 60 or more pt season in the NHL. His attitude "problem" was more of a Nashville problem. I bet he'd be just fine in a new system that actually values skilled players. But with that said, yeah, he's asking for too much, at least right now. He should have held out and played the market to raise his price, and not straight up demand his min right off the bat.
>>68124932
>yfw RNH lights it up with Panarin and Kane
>yfw Seabrook gets exposed playing with Klefbom or some plug like that
>>68125034
I dunno that's still KHL vs NHL, granted, it's a better marker than the AHL, Q, etc. I just don't see any GMs or teams giving him the time of day unless he's willing to basically take a bridge try-out contract.
>>68125036
>implying klefbom is not going to die of staph
>>68124935
>>68125031
Meh, you still have to give to get.
What's the best recent example, Saad? Columbus didn't exactly manage to 'pilfer' him, even in Chicago's cap state, they still had to give up good pieces.
>>68124903
The player contracts should really go down the same percentage as the cap tbqh. Pretty stupid that a team under the cap can find themselves over the cap because the cap went down and they didn't add any new players. You'd think the players would want to do everything they can to ensure the league stays healthy.
>>68125081
isles gave up relatively little to get both leddy and boychuk
>>68125081
the isles got great stuff from cap strapped teams
this year would be more amazing if the cap went down
>>68124966
>top 10 player locked up for second liner money for 6 years
>4 years in the furthest the team gets is 2nd round
>>68124978
They also play an aggressive style of game, like to pinch, and like to carry the puck up the ice and into the attacking zone. Buff is more offensive minded and more buff, while Nurse is more defensive minded and lanky.
>>68125106
They'll pretty much have to do this to avoid total embarrassment. Imagine teams like the pens with a bunch of NTC getting fucked over because of worthless sunbelt teams that lose money
>>68125141
fucking kill me right? snow hoards his prospects and picks like crazy and refuses to upgrade the forwards or give tavares anything to work with. plus there is that batshit retarded coach capuano
>>68125173
Please stop posting you're very stupid
>>68125052
He probably gets paid decent in the KHL so he isn't going to come over for less than he makes there. Panarin's success is already showing effects as well. Plenty of teams looking at trying to find players in the KHL and other european leagues, and Radulov represents the best guarantee. I could have seen him being signed for a 6mil 1yr contract, but I don't think it would be impossible to see him go for 7.5 for 2yrs, but most likely it will be to a non contender pretender team.
>>68125106
>You'd think the players would want to do everything they can to ensure the league stays healthy.
at the end of the day, the guys with contracts already get less fucked over than their brethren looking for new contracts. They'll probably approve it but maybe not the full 5%.
Looking at 73m as the max, lower if the players don't go the full 5%... Combine that with the expansion draft related moves and we may be in for a interesting offseason.
>>68125036
Probably the most likely result. I wouldn't doubt that Nurse would also find his offensive stride and become a legitimate top 4 defender as well. Oilers aren't exactly known for getting the best out of their trades.
>>68125208
I'll give him credit for managing to cut bait on Reinhart. A lot of NHL GMs are too arrogant to cut bait like that with guys they picked that high.
I wonder if Barzal will be able to make the team or not.
>>68125081
Carolina got Nordstrom, Versteeg and a 3rd, for Robertson(AHLer) and Jake Massie(former 6th round pick) and a 5th
then flipped Versteeg for Zykov at the deadline
They got a roster player, a prospect, and moved up in the draft just to take on Versteeg's $2.2m caphit, and he was a useful player for them
Guys like Saad and this year Shaw will still carry value, and get value in return. I want to see what Chicago would cough up for someone to take Bickell off their hands
Reminder that if Las Vegas becomes a team we'll have this same cap bullshit in a few years
This is why you shouldn't let Jews run your league
>>68125329
Nurse looks like a slightly better skating Phaneuf
>>68125237
>American hockey knowledge
Thanks for the upvote though :^)
>>68125355
I think Chicago is pretty interested in the cap credit they could get from buying out Jared Cowen.
Could see something like Bickell + sweetener for Cowen.
>>68125398
I think that would be a down vote if anything
>>68125397
I swear that's nurses mom posting because no one else would think he's good
>>68125355
>take Bickell off their hands
Not going to happen.
>no Finns or Euros
>actual hockey discussion going on
>>68123043
Depends what you mean by "ghetto". The Stewart brothers grew up in a tough neighborhood.
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/9459079/how-hockey-helped-stewart-brothers-fight-their-way-out
>>68125346
snow really swindled the oilers on that one, i was pretty impressed with him there. especially considering that hamilton has just got traded about 10 minutes prior for only a second more.
as to barzal, i'd say there is a good chance. almost made the team this year apparently. plus if nielsen is on the wing now the isles will need another center.
>>68125435
Imagine they'd taken Ristolainen that year, he would actually fit a need for them.
Pulju
>>68125346
Carolina did it with Philippe Paradis, drafted by Carolina in 2009 at #27, he was probably one of the most obviously terrible first round picks in a while except for maybe Tyler Biggs. Carolina traded him to Toronto for Tlusty 6 months after the draft
Ryan O'Rielly was taken at #33 in that draft
>>68125467
How do you feel about the cizikas contract? I thought it was pretty shitty
>>68125397
Nah. Phaneuf was always a meat head. Nurse actually plays a defensive game and doesn't get caught trying to make dumb hits and pinches. Phaneuf was also an offensive dman early in his career, and grew into a defensive role because the game got faster and he got slower. Nurse is still young and shows a lot of great signs that he could get even better. Plenty of great chances were created and more could have been created by him off the rush.
>>68125054
lmao fuckin monkee
>>68125520
I was talking more like top 10 picks though.
that trade really turned into jackshit for both teams though kek
>>68124706
Why would you draft based on positions? What's the point? Always take the best players available.
can this be a meme
>>68125545
I saw Nurse making a lot of the same boneheaded errors as Phaneuf. Doesn't seem like a smart player in the defensive zone at all
>>68125427
Only upvotes here my friend. (You)s = upvotes
>>68125525
Cizikas was going to arbitration. It was being reported that the closest comparable player to Cizikas was Kruger(who got a little over $3mil per). Considering >we got some UFA years on Casey's contract it's not too bad, especially if he keeps playing like he did this year.
>>68125584
yeah, because that works so well for Edmonton
>>68125584
Toronto already learned you go nowhere with your best player being a winger. They literally just woke up from that nightmare m8
>>68125584
Lowe pls
>>68125525
i don't think it is bad. cizikas is more of a third-line center and still has some upside there i think. very hardworking and consistent, got a ton of usage. the isles get a lot of praise for that 4th line but it is really more of a 3rd with cizikas(with clutterbuck to an extent too) driving that line. it also takes up his prime and some UFA years too.
>>68125594
This has some potential
>>68125467
Reinhart still has potential though, right? He can't seriously be a career AHL/7 dman can he? Chia wouldn't give up a 1rst and 2nd for that would he?
>>68125615
>>68125641
If he actually does perform like a 3c next year then it's fine. It just seems like last year was an outlier. What do you guys think about Grabo and Kulemin?
>>68125583
Tlusty was 5th in the Rocket Richard race for Carolina in 2012, he was great with Semin
they got a 3rd in this coming draft and a 5th they used on Spencer Smallman http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=166979
for him
>>68125649
he REALLY needs to work on his footspeed, big time. he gets praised as smart but it doesn't matter because he is slow as fuck. needs to get meaner too. i think his upside is a bottom pairing defensemen, not unreasonable that he attains it.
make no mistake though, a 1st + 2nd for him was an absurd overpayment.
>>68125649
It looks like his ceiling is a #6, his floor is a 7 who plays on the first pairing of an NHL team's affiliate and gets those nice 'hey we appreciate you' call-ups to get him an NHL pay check now and then. But usually on a good NHL team that doesn't mean actually getting to play. Then the road trip ends and back to the AHL!
leave penguins to me
>>68125649
>1pt in 29 games
He still seems to be a long way away, but I wouldn't give up on him yet. He is 22 though.
(pic is from Juniors)
>>68125680
His PDO wasn't that high last year in relative to the rest of the league, but he's usually below 1000, so maybe having more clinical linemates can keep his point toals in the 30 point range.
Grabo is done. Too many concussions. I don't think he's ready to retire yet, but I can't see him playing in the league much longer.
Kulemin had a bad season, he's over-paid. I would look to move him.
>>68125680
kulemin is a very hardworking player that i like having on the isles but i don't like what his cap hit is. too high considering his offensive deficiencies, but he is great defensively. he will likely replace martin and play with cizikas and clutterbuck.
grabo is a good player when he is rarely healthy. great possession player, good zone entry. not that good defensively and has a tendency to get concussed frequently for long periods of time. kinda concerned for his health desu, hope he is bought out or retires
>>68125786
>>68125816
I remember how both those contracts were championed by the analytics crowd when they got signed - neither has really worked out too well. Kulie was the one I liked a lot of the two, it is hard to dislike him as a player with that work ethic.
>>68125850
I think everyone always though Kulemin was a little over-paid, and Grabovski a babby. It was Grabovski that the advanced stats community creamed themselves over.
>>68125850
yeah, both have gone south but at the time the isles really needed the depth up front and they filled that purpose well enough for a short time. helped get the isles over the hump and finish the rebuild. plus it was better than the alternative - 50 mil for seven years for vanek.
all that said i'd dump them in a second for the cap space.
>>68125696
then Paradis, Didemico(I remember he used to be Toronto's "hidden gem" before Jerry D'Amigo took reign over that title when he played in the WJC, not sure who it is now) and Bill Sweat went to Chicago for Versteeg
Versteeg to Philly for 2011 1st(Percy) and 2011 3rd(Josh Leivo)
Vetsteeg to Florida as UFA then back to Chicago with 2 million retained for Jimmy Hayes and Dylan Olsen
Florida then trades Jimmy Hayes to Boston for Reilly Smith
then the Carolina Chicago trade here >>68125520
>>68125623
If you have a fucked up coah or no defense of course it's not going to work. That's why you need to sack your ski bag coach and trade some assets for D-fense.
>>68125634
A fat manlet as a winger and a redneck with 20 billion per year in defense.
>>68125776
Hey Faggots,
My name is Joonas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass clipart pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. Soon to be captain in the 2018 Winter Olympics representing Suomi with my name inscribed in the Stanley Cup. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also make top notch goals and assists, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>68126151
My name is Joonas
I'm carrying the memes
>>68126151
fuck off joonass, everyone knows pulju will the captain
some people call me the space cowboy
who owns hockey?
>>68126747
some people say you should post butt
>>68126957
A. Wyatt Mann
>>68126747
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURIIICE
My bracket is better than all of you fucking cuckolds tbqh
>>68104447
>honka
will he ever get out of the ahl
>rags
>rags
>>68127362
>rags
414th for cricket.
>rags
DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI
>>68127376
Who are the
>rags
of cricket?
>>68127739
india
>>68127739
What are the criteria
>>68127999
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>rags
>>68127752
>poorags
any habs fans around?
>>68127999
Nice trips
Has to be a shitty meme team with absolutely no hope for the future with a recent history of being blown the FUCK out in hilarious fashion and a fanbase full of fair weather fans who urinate on the streets and don't understand the sport
https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/739181290210136064
>Laine can only do 12 reps of bench press at 70% of his body weight
KEK!
>>68128375
Have you ever lifted a barbell in your life?
stfu Kippers
>>68128648
Literally yes, I can squat 2 pl8s 25 and bench 1 pl8 35.
Laine is fucking garbage.
Even people in the comments talk about how shit Laine's lifts are.
>>68128375
Laine is a weak little baby compared to PULJU.
>>68128710
look at that handsome finnish man with that aerodynamic concave chess
better than patrik "in 5 years i'll be better than ovechkin" laine
>>68128348
India
>>68128743
Amen to that.
>>68124877
As a rags fan that hurts to look at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29U5OocM_iU
I adore Pulju
>>68129125
We all do.
>>68129194
FUNKY MUNKEY
KIWI
>pulju wins calder
>laine scores 5 goals and kills himself
You know it to be true
So, Finland. How do you feel today? Pretty good I must assume
>>68129586
Or
>laine scores 50+ goals his first season
>fails to reach 50 again in one single season his whole career
>>68129618
>stamcuck
DONSKOI!
>>68129593
Like this https://youtu.be/AKc1Hjjz1Ys
>>68106438
Well, there's still celebrity name game.
>>68129904
I am not envious tbf
>mfw laine breaks selänne rookie goalscoring record
>>68130283
And shoots his glove down
>>68130296
shoot down both of his gloves and says after game that he's twice the player selänne was.
>http://www.thescore.com/news/1038357
>"I can out meme ovie in 5 years"
binland check your boy
>mfw Laine scores 200 goals in his rookie season
>>68131059
He's right tho
He also had much more impressive season than ovi had in his draft year
Laine will go down as the greatest goal scorer in history of hockey
>>68131059
Are you doubting this man? He will even have his mother to cook, clean and do all the other trivial things for him so that he can focus on what he is meant to do. Sir, I tip in your general direction.
>>68131165
b-b-but he'll be in the western conference
Winnipeg isn't a garbage fire but I don't know about Ovie status in the West
How can the white man even compete?
Donskoi 1+1 +2
Määttä 0+1 +2
lel, rest of the world are you even trying?
>>68132046
He looks like Scott Hall
Does Finland have a patreon I can donate to to get more memes
Artturi Lehkonen
>>68132492
bust
>>68132465
just mentioning finland is more than enough, thank you
Jonathan Bernier
>>68126998
Was this a Northern Exposure reference?
If so, good taste lad
Lawson Crouse
Ben Scrivens
Jesse Puljujärvi
>>68132800
sup reddit?
Brendan Gallagher
>>68132893
>>68132768
>>68132721
>>68132577
>>68132492
What's with all the bustposting
>>68132982
>bustposting
But I don't see Barkov, Laine, Aho or Donskoi being posted.
>>68132982
>Scrivens
>bust
wew lad
>>68128348
>shitty meme team with absolutely no hope for the future with a recent history of being blown the FUCK out in hilarious fashion
South Africa for this part
>>68128348
>and a fanbase full of fair weather fans who urinate on the streets and don't understand the sport
Bangladesh for this part
You cannot understand how literally accurate those descriptions are for those teams
Jesus fucking Christ canada, your country is on fire and this is what you're worrying about?
>“We are in 2016. The Canadian population will understand why we want to make the change," said New Democrat MP Christine Moore during the debate, MRC-TV reports. "It is not a big change, and there will not be a big difference in the national anthem, but the difference is significant for women all across Canada.”
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/06/04/canada-set-make-national-anthem-gender-neutral/85401218/
>>68133519
It was only a few weeks ago all the canafags were in this thread pretending this would never pass.
>>68133519
It won't take long until someone gets into trouble with the media for singing the old line if that happens.
>>68133519
>our home and native land
How long until Canada takes out "native" so they can be more including of the rapefugees
>>68123776
>not mentioning subban
He is the biggest nig in the league prone to chimp outs.
Aryan god the hero toronto needs
I just watched an anime that included a group of finnaboos.
They drove very fast, referenced jatkosota, and one of them played the kantele.
>>68134312
Jesus christ fucking chinks
>>68133519
Um... it's CY? Don't you want to be on the right side of history?
>>68134312
what animu?
>>68134546
Girls und Panzer der Film
can I get a
>rags
>>68135085
>aaaaaargs
>>68135108
>swedish goaltending
>>68135180
>ameriblobs
>>68135208
Swooden.
>>68135208
>swedish padbabbies
a bloo bloo
>>68135355
>mfw im exactly the same size as Cuckovich
>>68135355
>rags
>rags
>>68136336
New thread on time and not raided by cric
>>68136405
still early
