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Meme time
say my name
>he does it for free
>>68088282
/nba/ here
thanks for the new meme faggots hahaha
more like nbgay lol
>>68088394
kek
KEK
Shame that this Kressel guy is on the 3rd line, he's good. If it wasn't for Sidney I bet he would be higher..
How many Cups does he have?
>>68088310
@Katie_Kats1
>>68088310
Dvorak babby
>>68088310
Can't wait for that one autist to reply to this saying Mark Hunter is a nepotist who should've picked Hanifin
>>68089677
that's cute, an Americunt who's never watched a single OHL game in his life thinks he can comment.
19 more hours shorks
>>68089752
Cute, a leaf that's so delusional he fools himself into thinking >his team's prospects aren't all busts. Also I could whoop your ass
>>68089819
You can't even skate faggot
>>68089819
How bout them pens
feels good to be a gangsta
>>68090039
A real gangsta type nigga plays his cards right
muhammad ali died
>>68089819
>Amerilard thinking he knows more than people employed in hockey
What's worse, being autistic or a bandwagonner?
>>68090190
Being canadian
>>68090584
Naw senpai. Being Canadian is sick
>>68090584
I didn't include that as a choice my autistic bandwagonning American friend
>>68090684
This desu
Comfy as fuck
>tfw better at hockey than anyone here
>>68090931
>tf
>tp
>>68090931
Im on hockeydb you pleb fuck
>>68090977
Post link
>all pens scf goal scorers are Americans
>pens have the most Americans on their team
Americans single handedly winning the Stanley cup
>>68090977
Me and my dad are lel
>>68090977
I won the second best trophy in all of hockey.
Minnesota State High School Championship
>>68091105
If Minnesota is so great then why does it have no cups?
Lucic to Oilels reeee
>>68091129
Not enough Minnesotans on the teams
Zach Parise - David Backes - Blake Wheeler
T.J. Oshie - Derek Stepan - Kyle Okposo
Ryan Carter - Nick Bjugstad - Brock Nelson
Anders Lee - Matt Cullen - J.T. Brown
Dustin Byfuglien - Ryan McDonagh
Erik Johnson - Justin Faulk
Nick Leddy - Jake Gardiner
That's a realistic team that could be put together and would compete for the Presidents trophy
Doan to Edmonton for rnh
>>68091221
Literally all worthless
Why can't Minnesota produce star players?
>>68091257
That's 4 lines deep all with checking ability and grit.
And star defenceman
Don't need any fairy Johnny Goudreau or Baldrick Kane shit here. Those types get thrown in the snow when they're babbies here.
>>68091309
Absolute trash
You know your state is garbage when Texas produced a better player than your state ever did
Who you got in tonights game lads?
Pens 3-1
>>68091371
Shorks 7-2
>>68091333
It's about averages dumbdumb.
Minnesota players had an average PPG of. 465 this season, better than any state or province for that matter.
Minnesota players are statistically better than any region in North America
>>68091376
>shorks 7-2
You realize the sharks have scored 2 5on5 goals right?
>>68091376
This desu. Rest of the games will be like this as well
>>68091393
>literally worse than Florida
>it doesn't even snow there
Nice "state of hockey", you cupless cuck
more like minneshota lmao
>>68091440
LEL
pedosota on molestation watch
>3/7 canadian teams have 0 cups
>literally as bad as the state of h0ckey
Lweeeeeelmao
>>68088282
/hoc/ is for memes
>>68091371
9-0 penguins
>>68091512
w2cop a pupper like that /fa/?
>state of hockey
>lost a team to Texas
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOMOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO
>>68091371
5-1 sharks
>>68088282
image macros aren't memes
nobody on /sp/ likes icefight except redditors
fuck off
>tfw the Penguins win and go up 3-0 and the Stanley Cup finals are completely fucked for everyone.
Win this game for the neutral fags Sharks. Literally 29 teams hockey fans are rooting for yh for this game
>>68091371
8-1 penguins
>>68091690
>completely fucked for everyone
Not if you're a fan of the best team in the NHL :^)
Shark cucks getting swept, your ass devestation will begin soon don't worry
>>68091708
>gets called a redditor
>posts reddit/gaymen maymay
faggot
Sup niggers
Canadians, is being a fan of your team suffering? How do you feel about the franchise's current/future state?
>>68091873
Yes. Laine.
t. laffs fan
>>68091896
Think they'll pass matwhos
>>68091935
Just for the memes
>>68091959
Do they need him? Laine is a much better player
>>68092075
You mean Matthews, right?
>>68092114
Yeah, who do the laffs have for center?
Reminder that I steal your shitty memes, make them better and take them to /nba/ where the true creme de la creme memes belong.
Stay mad.
>>68092223
Cups > memes
>>68092207
That plus BPA
>>68092371
Delusional laffs fan thinking Matthew's is better
I laughed out loud
>mfw Aho and Faulk essentially have 2 seasons to make the playoffs and earn the team enough money to stay in Raleigh
God I fucking despise Karmanos
>It's a Sharks choke in important games episode
>>68092719
That's what the whole Shorks show is about, so why surprised when it happens in episode after episode?
>>68092543
>swedish Sebastian Aho is ranked £48 for this draft
>Carolina has the #50 draft
>Carolina may have two Sebastian Ahos in their team soon
Please do it for the memes
I can't wait for >shork posting
>>68091743
The Pens are in for a rude awakening
>>68093031
shorks last glimmer of hope was extinguished when hertl was confirmed out
>>68091690
yeah you can go ahead and cut that list down to 28
first of all, rooting against Philadelphia Kessel? nigga please, i knew before they played a single game they'd be hot
secondly, cuckifornia "hockey" was always going to be a temporary meme. any day now the "fans" are going to get bored and go back to eating fake crab and watching mexicans make anchor babies with their wives.
thirdly, we don't need another team with a cup that can make fun of those who don't. blues fail, panthers fail, preds fail, wild fails, sharks fail. and the balance of power in the universe is maintained for another year.
>>68093071
Karlsson has been training in Hertl's place on the top line. Shorks about to get BTFO
>>68093031
>the pens are in for a rude awakening
Good one. I'm sure you were saying that game 1 and then game 2. And Now you're clinging on to this small glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe the penguins aren't actually that good
Don't be surprised when its 3-0
>>68092543
is aho even going to sign with carolina?
>>68093159
Yes
https://twitter.com/NHLJets/status/738815320329064448
To all the alcohol posters in the last thread: most of you don't know what drinking alot is. My room mate is in Russia on a trip and just sent me a message that he downed 6 litres of beer and a half litre of vodka yesterday. That a bit over 30 drinks. And he is not even a "professional".
>>68093704
Jaa
>>68093444
Trips confirm. Thanks for doing your part, finbro
>>68093664
I'm sorry you had to see this
>>68093664
>Jets draft Bulju
>Suddenly Laine still there at #3
>Everyone calls Columbus trying to trade up
Kinda wanna see this happen desu
>>68092114
Toronto better pick Matthews-Gonzales, Toronto picking Laine would crush the souls of both him and the population of Finland
>>68093886
>Philadelphia trades Del Zotto, Read and a 2nd rounder to Columbus for Laine/Pulju
Would be awesome though
>>68091105
post hair
I still believe
>>68094902
>because there are no other teams to jump to now
>>68095146
I'll prove I'm a true and not bandwagoning fan and watch them suffer til the end
>>68094902
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER HEARTL!!??
Hertl is a fucking plug. Did he break 15 goals this season?
>le between the legs hattrick man
Sharks won't skip a beat
>shorks will dominate once they get to their game! them losing all the footraces and being skated circles around was only due to home ice advantage
>>68095352
Hertl:
>21+25 (0.57 P/GP) in reg season
>6+5 (0.55 P/GP) in playoffs
Karlsson (who seems to be taking his place):
>10+9 (0.29 P/GP) in reg season
>3+1 (0.20 P/GP) in playoffs
>>68095470
put some hockey players in here lads
STOP PULJU POSTING IN MY D2G
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68096306
Fuck off retard. Finns don't even play video games. That's for the superior Swedes.
>>68096311
i didnt know what d2g was, i just assumed it meant here.
video games are for children
>>68096335
turpa kiinni homo desu
>>68096345
ei saa kiusata
Hello /hoc/ friends!
Greetings from /cric/. We all hope you are well and enjoying your time on 4chan. I come with great news of a potential new friendship between our communities!
/cric/ and /hoc/ are consistently two of the most memeable communities on /sp/, and frequented by some of the memeist countries on the board. As such, a lot of the discussion is similar, and our posters feel at home in each others threads.
/cric/ would like to launch a special relationship with /hoc/ that we think would be hugely beneficial for both of our communities and would supercharge meme creation.
Please be our friends.
/cric/
>>68096369
Ill cut u m8
>>68096373
Fuck off you paki paddle playing shit
>>68096373
take a shower first smelly man, and no bathing in the sewer doesnt count
>>68096388
PLEASE watch our sport Mr Big Strong Chav
>>68096403
Fuck off, abbo
>>68096388
>>68096390
Hi, newcomers to /cric/!It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something.
Here's something that might help you understand the game more:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :)
Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne(spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love). The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls(surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha). It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry(who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
who the fuck let the england cunts and england's abortions into our white man's thread
fuck off
>>68096433
saved to my american banter folder lads
>>68096433
It's just the /cric/ shitters, they'll get bored eventually and we can go back to bulju posting
>>68096433
BIG
STRONG
AMERICAN
>>68096429
not gonna read all that no matter how many yous you give me
>>68096433
P
L
E
A
S
E
>>68096433
W A T C H
>>68096433
O
U
R
>>68096373
Tell Daniel we love him
I could literally beat any of you up if I felt like it
>>68096448
post it lad
>>68096564
I might unironically make a collage one day. American """"banter"""" on /sp/ is fucking dire
>>68096545
It's Danielle
She is in transition
ban oceanic ip's
>yfw Latvia has more succesful hockey players than Australia
>>68096589
Do not talk shit about MY friend like that.
>>68096602
Australia are hockey world champions you fucking retard
Who is the Walkgod of /hoc/?
>>68096621
who is this handsome supermodel?
>>68096618
>land hockey
>relevant
>>68096629
haha that's me lad
>>68096629
Walkcunt
reminder /cric/ literally runs:
>/nrl/
>/afl/
>au/sp/
>nz/sp/
>/bundes/
and WILL literally run /hoc/
>>68096682
>yfw /cric/ always finds a way
>>68096682
*ruin
ftfy, easy typo to make
>>68096682
you forgot /rug/
>>68096648
There's a stain in your flag poland
>>68096716
no one wants to run a thread about thugby poonion
>>68096722
t. cuckby plebgue bogan
>>68096719
There's a blue cross on your flag France
>>68096750
based ankush
>>68096750
haha!
>>68096750
Not funny man
>>68096750
Frenchcunts on pooicide watch
>>68096750
>>68096750
posting this to /r/4chan lads
Sean, you here m8?
>>68096621
is this the latest calvin klein ad campaign?
>>68096760
>>68096767
>>68096777
>>68096781
>>68096785
>>68096793
>>68096805
haha thanks for the upvotes friends
So how long until the bruins are fixed.
Also found from vintage 90s clipart 60,000 images on a pile of old CDs. What should we look to make our memes from now?
>>68096841 (You)
>>68096805
include this vintage pulju in the picture
Are we being raided by cric? For what purpose?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>68096917
They tried to watch their own sport and realised how fucking boring it is.
>>68096707
what hollywood actor is this?
conviction, you here m8?
>>68096923
>>68096887
>>68096865
>>68096827
Yeah I'm here m8, what happened?
>>68096917
: D
>>68096938
>PLEASE NOTICE ME MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN I DON'T LIKE MY OWN SPORTS I LIKE YOURS
>raiding /hoc/ during the dead euro hours
have fun
ITT: hockey personalities that make you think
>>68096941
The one that is shagging your mom right now
at least you guys aren't nba or nfl. They just post their favourite cuck porn
Does /hoc/ like Mice on Stilts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-AL6OYbR8
>>68096956
>implying hockey belongs to America
>implying we don't have the EIHL and won't be in the CHL this year
Stick watching a few men stand around a field, pal.
You'd probably have an aneurysm if you watched a sport where something actually happened.
>>68096949
Why are you asking for it here? Your country is the one that wouldn't even exist without them
>>68096983
is this more your speed then?
>>68096983
They only wish they would be half as based as Strayans
>>68096960
>yfw they try to raid /hoc/ during the finals
>yfw no one can notice because it's a flood of memes and shitposting anyway
Mark, you here m8?
>>68097029
I made that : D
>>68096997
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG AMERICANS
>>68097020
No, our sport is white
>>68097039
Statscunt is Mark Chapman.
Mark harboured a long-lasting desire to represent New Zealand in test cricket. He saw this as the only way to shed his disgusting Chinese status, and be accepted as a New Zealander. It was all he ever wanted.
He made it into the fringes of the Auckland team last season, which heightened his interest in test cricket and fuelled his aggressive passion for it. Unfortunately, he was never able to make it, and saw his dream of playing first class, and eventually test cricket dissipate right in his medium sized eyes.
In March, Mark was in India representing Hong Kong in the WT20. This is a crucial detail, and explains his absence from 4chan. It was here that he realized not only the power of T20 in its ability to unite the fractured Windies, but finally understood that T20 was the only way forward. Having seeing the pathetic way the #1 team retreated from the tournament, he understood what the true test of skill and ability really was.
In May 2016, statscunt rose from the Ashes. Gone was the strict adherence to only "real cricket" - in fact, real cricket had changed. No more was it the insipid format he now called boreblock - he had renounced that. From here on out, all that matters to Mark is the greatness of t20 and the opportunities it beholds.
>>68097039
>>68097039
yeah m8, watsup?
>>68097051
IIHF is European, m8.
Who is the greatest player to ever play hockey? In cricket it is widely held to be GODam GOATges
>>68097112
lemieux
who is /hoc/'s waifu?
>>68097112
Jesse Puljujärvi
who is the Man With No Name of /hoc/?
why is /hoc/ scared of /cric/
we conquered bundes and youre next
who are the tradies of hoc?
haha post those fresh /cric/ memes lads haha
>>68097236
m8, you derailed a dead thread during yuro hours
try """""conquering""""" a game thread
>>68097236
>scared of
We're all asleep getting some needed rest for the game tonight. We couldn't care less.
t. sleepposter
>>68097273
I'll beat you up lad haha
t. the person who runs /cric/
>>68097306
*ruins
easy mistake to make (-:
>>68097251
This gets a poo/10 rating from me. Truly awful
>>68097355
LMAO DIVERT YOUR EYES TOWARDS THIS PRIMATE LADS
QUESTION THE REASONS OF HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION
>>68097320
t. British Indian
>>68097328
That was just a bit of banter lad, I got that off some Paki Facebook page.
>>68097355
haha look at that fucking monkey
>tfw you finally got a job and you can't shitpost as much anymore
I miss you Finland
>>68097401
Someone jizzed on ure flag there, poland
>>68097412
i got a job and have never shitposted this much
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
>>68097401
t. an actual fucking slope
>>68097442
LITERALLY FUCKING APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>68097471
>>68097496
legitimately surprised you have internet in singapoor
or are you posting from one of those """"""""cafes"""""""" that have 3 PCs on Win98 and a PS3?
what the FUCK is this cricket shit?
third worlders need to get the fuck out
>>68097528
I usually post with a Malaysian flag so all's good lad.
If you ever want to know who I am, just ask someone in /cric/
>>68097566
>I usually post from a different actual third world country
wow m8 sorry, didn't mean to offend you
>>68097559
a
fucking
LEAF
>>68097595
You better apologise to me soon because I do not appreciate your posts.
>>68097528
Singapore is LITERALLY more developed than half of the UK and this fact upsets YOU greatly
>>68097632
KEK they have poked the bear. RIP /hoc/.
>>68097641
Unironically KEK'd
>doing it again
Fucking nerds, I won't forget this
>>68097641
>Australia thinks they can tell anyone anything about being a developed country
wew lad
I'm too tired from leading a handsome, elite and based lifestyle, but I WILL return and you WILL rue this day
>MFW THE CANADIAN DOLLAR IS SO SHIT ITS WORTH EVEN LESS THAN THE AUSSIE DOLLAR
>>68097670
thanks for the entertainment during this deadzone, /crick/ <3
>>68097711
hahaha I think I saw this post on /r/4chan lads
>>68097722
pussy
its over /hoc/ we won
>mfw /hoc/ is greatly improved by aussie shitposters
See what you've done Finland, you mongol fuck? You're literally worse than an island of felons. Would gladly trade all mongol posters for aussies.
>>68097762
Expected you to accompany that MFW with an expression of your own
who /5thline/ here?
>>68097640
Nigga, I didn't even notice shit. It's euro hours.
>>68097846
shekels
>>68097846
faggots
>>68097846
>americaitlyns
Or
>CaitlynBraveJenners
>>68097846
puljus
>>68097846
Hookers
>>68097846
maple leaves
STRUGGLING to locate the Official /hoc/ Twitter account.
>they call this a """""""""""community""""
>>68097904
>Being a normie
>wanting a casual fan base
Yeah no
>>68097846
janitors
>tfw the stars win the cup
>244 posts
>59 posters
KEK, nice poomunity here
>>68097846
Nordiques
>>68097957
Most of them from /cric/
How will this girl feel tonight when Hertl isn't playing, which causes the sharks to shork their third straight game?
cric 1 hoc 0
came in while you were sleeping ransacked your house and fucked your wife.
>>68098214
Good lad
Hey /cric/ can you teach me how to play cricket. It seems fun.
>>68098199
Might as well just hand the cup to Pongs now if Hertl doesn't play
>>68098304
PLEASE
>>68098304
Step #1. Stand around a field.
Step #2. You're playing cricket!
>>68098335
>>68098336
Thanks guys! I can't wait to start playing now.
>>68098336
step 2 Should be chase some butterflies
I am literally better than all of you
>yuros trying to ruin this thread
They just hate to see a white man sport I guess
>>68098677
cricket is arguably the whitest sport in the world you dumb cuck
>>68098710
are you even being for real right now
>>68098710
That's rugby. Cricket is popular in Africa, the Caribbean, Asia and English colonies
>>68098733
Yes, well over half of the best players are white af. And, like it or not, Indians are caucasoids.
Meanwhile, with hockey:
>ameriniggers, canachinks, somalis, mongols, slavshits
>"""""white""""
So how's about you stop posting anytime you inbred, ugly piece of shit?
>>68098773
>over half
Hahahahahahhahahaha I bet you fucking live in California and think 50% white is acceptable
>non-nordics trying to speak something about white
kek, gets me every time. It's cute.
>>68098773
so not being for real right now
>literal mongols trying to speak something about white
kek, gets me every time. It's cute, unlike your disgusting race.
>>68098837
finns are the whiter than anything in this planet
I don't want the season to end m8s
>>68098837
Finland is the whitest country on the planet
>>68098801
>finland
>nordic
>>68098974
>season ends
>based nordic short and sweet summer begins
Could have been worse
there's only one "white death" in the world and last time i checked his name wasn't pedro or john.
>>68099157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLTpKs2ylP4
based
>>68099157
No, there is plenty of them and they are all named Muhammed
>>68099224
ayyy that's racist my swedish friend.
>it's a "finland pretends to be white" episode
>>68099157
Nigger, don't you also have a variation of John? Isn't it just Jan, like the slavs?
>>68099252
It's only racist if I speak out against it ;^)
>>68099263
juhani, jari, johannes? im not sure.
>>68099294
Jani, too. Apparently.
Either way, leave John alone
stay fucking jealous
>>68098199
Is hertl really that important to the sharks? What can I expect them to look like without him in?
>>68099357
wild guess that they are going to shork
>>68098214
Joke's on you I'm divorced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLt0lerdgKs
For solidarity a song for our neighbor
http://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/70428970/which-actors-might-browse-tv#bottom
Random guy on /tv/ says Keith Yandle uses 4chan. Kinda neat.
BILL CALL
>>68099364
But they were already shorking with him in. Is the shorking going to turn up to 11?
so who do the oilers take at 4th?
/cric/ can't even meme
>>68099379
would surprise me if there are a lot of hockey players who know /hoc but i bet shit ton of players have atleast visited hfboards.
>>68099408
Every meme on 4chan was pioneered by elite muscular /cric/
>>68099408
its a bunch of dirty third worlders, what can you really expect from them?
>>68099357
He hit the post twice in GM2 OT, has had 5 shots on Murray, and scored in GM1.
Apart from being an all round fookin legend, he's one of the only things keeping the snorks in this
>>68099410
i played a year of college hockey, im probably the most notable person who posts here, nbd or anything
>>68099408
Yeah I tried to have some fun with them but their thread is literally discussing anime right now. Glad only one of their retards tries posting here because I bet they all watch divegrass too
>>68088282
Tkachuk because they don't need defenseman
>>68099372
Thanks friend
>>68099379
oh shit haha. that's chill, everyone he plays with says he's the "funny" guy. too bad he sucks in his own zone so much. maybe get off /jp/ for a bit Keith.
>>68099493
i played junior a
>>68099379
>that link
First time on 4chan?
>>68099398
>posting the shopped version
>>68099379
calm down, keith, your not an actor
>>68099535
Freshcunt fresh off the boat from Facebook and reddit that doesn't know that copy and pasting a url crosslinks if the #bottom isn't there detected
>>68099535
who are you quoting?
>>68099452
Damn, shorks might really be fucked without him
>>68099452
Official things keeping the Sharts in this series
1. pens pp
2. posts
3. jones
4. hertl
6. refs
9000. jumbo
>>68099586
sounds about right desu
>>68099552
perfect
>>68099586
delete this please. my tummy hurts today and you're upsetting me
>>68099569
>are you serious and will you explain further, just in general? I'm a big NHL fan. You sound go post in /sp/ in /hoc/, it might not seem like a big desk to you, but they'll probably find it funny.
HELLO AUTISM you should probably kill yourself
>>68099586
>not even mentioning shorks pp
You meme'd up
>>68099632
HOW THE FUCK DOES COPY AND PASTE AUTO CORRECT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
YOU'RE STILL A FAG
>>68099632
who are you quoting?
>>68099660
who were you quoting?
>>68099632
who the FUCK are you quoting
>>68099679
You you reddit fucking cunt you can't meme your way out of this one, you showed us how big of a faggot you are. What's your reddit username
>>68099638
They have 1 power play goal desu. Pens have killed their shit pretty well
>>68099717
i sincerely don't understand what you're trying to say to me but i have a feeling you're actually a sloppy drunk mongol, pekka
>>68099770
just get back to rebbit you underage cuck meme lover
>>68099770
Look at the way you talk, it's easy to tell your the faggot that was on /tv/ saying goes HEY GUISE COME POST IN /HOC/
>>68099726
>25 % (1/4) against the pens
>27.3 % during the playoffs
4 power plays is too small of a sample to draw conclusions from. But they are still pretty much on the same pace they have been during the whole playoffs. So it's too early either way to say that pens have killed it.
>>68099849
I agree it could still be a difference maker, but I think the way the pens have killed the powerplays show that they wont be as effective as they were last series. Sharks at the very least need to switch it up a bit.
>>68099351
America already tried to civilize its niggers by forcing them to stand out in fields but it didn't work.
>>68099931
And then this stupid fucking leaf gives the shit poster attention
>>68099916
Yes. I agree that it shouldn't be on top of the list. But I still think it should have made the list.
Talking against myself there haven't been many power plays for them, 2 per game isn't that much. So unless they can draw more penalties they'll only be looking at one power play goal every other game at this rate.
And I see that as kind of a key for them. Their 5v5 isn't all that impressive. So their absolute biggest chance is drawing more penalties.
>a nigger that got famous for acting like a nigger by punching people for money just died
>he was a muslim black supremacist
>I'm supposed to care
Does not compute
>>68100046
he was against race mixing on every level, so you should care.
>>68100096
He also wanted to kill all white people
>>68100046
Cool hockey blog
>>68100046
lel this edge
>>68100096
This. The more black nationalists against degenerate jew pushed racemixing the better
>>68100121
i must have missed that quote
>>68100162
"Kill whitey muhfugen bix nood" - Muhammad Ali, 1970
>>68100130
Don't worry I can hold you and stroke your head and take you back to your safe zone.
>>68100162
One of his biggest quotes is "you're my enemy. My enemy is the white people."
>>68100202
back to /pol/ with all the other lunatics, shithead
>>68100231
pretty logical, from where he was coming from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KKCDoUocXk
but where's the one where he says he wanted to kill all white people?
>>68100046
>being so unintelligent you can't recognize iconic figures because of what religion or color their skin is
Pretty pathetic to be honest
>>68100283
>I beat people up for a living
>I was born a Christian
>now I'm in the Muslim brotherhood
>I oppose violence and can't fight in this war
>I'm still gonna keep beating people up though
I liked his fights I have the big ones on vhs at my parents place still but he's not the angel everyone made him out to be once he got the shakes and was put in a wheelchair
>/pol/ faggots had to come ruin /hoc/ as well
fuck off you fucking cucks jesus christ
try to not have your board get turned into a literal cuck worshipping board again
>>68100383
>>>reddit.com
>>68100383
They're basically cancer that spread to other boards ruining any and all discussion.
>>68100361
>not being able to distinguish fighting for sport and against fighting a war for your jewish overlords
>>68100383
>>68100438
This
Fucking cancerous board, at least we know they will never procreate
>>68100438
>>68100474
Samefag
>>68100438
>>68100474
>unironically using the word cancer post 2008
>>>reddit.com
is that way
>>68100474
Justin don't you have a country to be ruining
>>68100490
>le everything is reddit meme
Is your brain so underdeveloped that you're unable to reply with anything else?
>>68100414
go back to your cuck worshipping board faggot lmao
>>68100531
>>68100540
>getting butthurted this easily
yep. dats reddit
Didn't know /hoc/ had so many people that used pride tape on their sticks
>>68100620
Why do you say cuck every post? Is there something on your mind?
>>68100654
yeah the cucks from /pol/ are on my mind since they invaded this thread
>>68100784
I think you've made more posts about it than them. You're annoying
>>68100869
Go away pol cuck nobody likes you
>>68100869
Aww poor little cuck is triggered
Go back to your safe space faggot
>>68100594
All dem canadians wanting to be like their hero justin
>>68100895
>>68100936
You're the only ones talking about that board.
So this is what American only /hoc would look like.
Don't mind me, continue.
>>68101018
You just mentioned it in your post
Better get back there, I'm sure you're missing a BBC cuck porn thread
>>68101018
after they came and invaded the thread you stupid cuck
>guys ali wuz racist, fukk him stoopid nigger
>forgetting he was a black man in the 1950s/60's which was the worst era for minorities since slavery
fuck id hate whitey with every fiber in my body, too. Dont sit there and say you wouldnt if you were in his shoes. Yall are fucking deluded, its kinda scary.
>finnish manchild
>>68101045
>>68101053
For as much as you guys claim to hate /pol/ talk it's really easy to keep you talking about it.
>>68099379
Rob Martinez posted here before he got the Cup winner for the kongs.
>>68101066
Bigots generally have a 4th grade reading level. They don't understand anything other than their own poisoned beliefs.
>>68101101
You just mentioned it again, cuck
Keep defending your safe space
>no Hertl tonight
JUST he had been one of the only bright spots in those first two games..
>>68101134
Good post. You seem to be mad at another board.
>>68101142
benched?
>north america wakes up
>shits up the thread just as much as the /cric/ posters did earlier
>>68101176
Undisclosed injury.
honestly the
>reeeeee muh /pol/!!!
posters are the worst thing in this place.
Nothing worse than someone posting their pathetic political opinion and then sperging out when people disagree with them.
>people aren't posting progressive posts aaaaaaah it must be a board invasion no way anybody could EVER hold such an opinion no no only ONE place in the whole internet is right-of-centre
/tv/ is worse than /pol/ desu
>>68101168
You're the one damage controlling for a cuck board lmao
Keep crying
gonna to be tough for the down and out Sharks to jump over this Hertl, pierre. when we come back, it's puck drop here in sunny California. you're watching the NHL Stanley Cup Final, here on NBC
Pol is pretty based for the most part desu
>>68101215
A lot of emotion is coming from your posts. Why are you on this pointless vendetta?
>Finnish defenceman Olli Juolevi believes he's the first defenceman taken in the draft
>what separates you from the other defencemen?
>"hockey sense and how smart i am. it's hard to teach. You can always train more muscles or practice shot but hockey sense is harder to teach".
wew lad
http://www.mtv.fi/sport/jaakiekko/nhl/artikkeli/suomalaispuolustajalta-suora-vastaus-nhl-leirilla-uskon-olevani-ensimmainen/5928272
>>68101193
>ali is le racist nigger haha im glad he is dead xD
wow, what an insightful political opinion.
>German Rubtsov (5th Euro): Listed: 6-foot-2, 178 lbs Combine: 6-foot-0.5, 189.74 lbs
when will they learn?
>>68101142
Still think the shorks win this one tonight. They know if they lose it they're most likely done. I think they drop game 4 though
>>68101250
Nobody said those things. Youre changing the narrative to try to seem right
>>68101247
It'll be between him and sergachev. I doubt the Flames would draft him so it'll probably be 8th or 9th.
>>68101142
Sharks have been lucky so far with injuries, so this was bound to happen.
>>68101239
You've been crying about people making fun of your board for an hour lol
Can we just talk about how badly the sharks are about to get dominated on home ice tonight?
>the penguins have outshot their opponents in 12 straight games
dont see that changing at all tonight
>>68101257
>Samuel Girard (38th NA): Listed: 5-foot-10, 162 lbs Combine: 5-foot-9, 160.02 lbs
ahahahaha not so fast frog
canada always gets legit upset all the time. there's no messing around in canada, you can't make jokes there. it's grey and solemn, like post-soviet yugoslavia. their economy is a festering corpse and their neighborhoods are all lgbtq knitting circles populated by non-binary muslims. canada is a smoldering crater in a glacial hellscape and it smells like curry
>>68101091
barkov brought his mom and now he's a top center in the league
>>68101329
Thanks for the marvellous insight. When can we expect some more and where do I subscribe?
>>68101315
I don't even post there I'm just pointing out how long your willing to bring it up. Nobody is talking about it anymore but you refuse to let this thread continue with discussing /pol/
>>68101339
>finnish manboys
>>68101288
really?
>>68100046
>>68101317
You sure it wont change? They should be pretty inspired
conn smythe winner coming through, move the hell over skinny skeletons, papa's in town :]
>only Americans have scored so far
>canada in charge of dominating the scf
>>68101315
>making fun
Is that what you were trying to do? Seemed like whining 2bh.
>>68101402
they shouldve been pretty inspired to be playing in the stanley cup final for the first time but we all saw how that turned out
now its just
>h-heh well I mean we're playing our first stanley cup final home game so thats pretty cool
Sharks do not have the depth to match the penguins. Jones is single handedly keeping the sharks from being BTFO
>>68101378
Nobody said they're happy he's dead. You're making things up to try to seem right.
>>68101351
Greetings brothers. We're safe here, I presume... haha. Just your average Finn coming through, ching ping chong pang ting chong. Haha. Love Pujujujharvey. Haha
>>68101317
>>68101402
Sharks really don't have an answer for the Pens, or at least I'm not hearing one from their side apart from "more effort." I guess they can start finishing their checks harder, but they kind of already did that in game 2. Granted both games were decided by 1 goal, the Pens puck possession and shots total told the whole picture. It'll be interesting to see what they try different in game 3.
>>68101461
No whining is what you /pol/ cucks do day after day
>>68101472
He has played extremely well considering how shit Sharts D is.
>top d man is actually a forward
>less offensive Karlsson
>>68101529
look how fast he responds lol. he's sweating and bobbing his leg refreshing this thread waiting to defend his terrible gay posting over the last hour. what a life
>>68101478
>im supposed to care that he's dead?
might as well just said im glad that niggers dead
sorry you got proven wrong faggot
>>68097355
Lol gaze upon the silly primate
>>68101529
>he says as he continues to whine
>>68101550
Maybe he is, but his opinion is still the non-edgy one.
>>68101555
trips for truth
/pol/ cucks getting btfo hard ITT
inb4 crosby gwg
Mcdavid
>>68101555
So if I don't care about everyone in their 70s that dies I'm a racist? You must cry all day
>>68101550
>still defending his cuck board
WEW LAD
Will /pol/ edgelords ever recover?
>/pol/ cuck is a publix cuck as well
LEEEELLLMMMAAAAAOOOOOO
>>68101529
There's no need to be so ANGRY, broski. You live in the wondrous regressive dystopia that is Canada. Your side won. Don't get your panties in a twist that opposition exists to your rule. That's just the natural order of things. I get that you feel the need to be a petty tyrant, it's in the regressive DNA. But this is not the place for your sad anti-/pol/ crusade. Go to /pol/ to tell them how you feel instead of using us as a proxy for your tantrum.
>>68101684
>a nigger that got famous for acting like a nigger by punching people for money just died
>he was a muslim black supremacist
>I'm supposed to care
>Does not compute
Nah, you proved you were a racist literally within the first line
Pls stop
>>68101755
Jesus christ look at this racist bigots post
RACIST RACIST RACIST
SHAME SHAME SHAME
91 % of americans and 90 % of canadians are cucks.
This is a well documented fact.
>>68101736
>this paragraph of asspain
Maybe you should go back to your safe space senpai
>>68101781
I make a few posts when I'm bored and completely ruin the thread I'm pretty sure it's always the same people that respond to me thread after thread
I actually think the people arguing with me think everyone tells the truth on here and they think they're having a real argument. Best part is I told them I was in this thread and they still let me win and derail the thread every single time.
/hoc/ is full of idiots
>>68101755
Honestly I know this is an anonymous Burmese etching forum but you should really taper your bigotry when posting. Imagine if your mother saw that post.
Racists like you really should be banned so you don't scare lurkers off and we can finally start growing this wonderful community through tolerance.
For shame.
>>68101834
psst
hey
hey dude hey
guess what
i was actually
>>68101315
>making fun
of u :^)
>>68101929
Lmao
Could you try to sound angrier?
Is the assmad Canadian finally done responding to me?
>he thinks I'm /pol/
>he unironically says cuck
>he's upset at people's opinions on an online image board
>>68101984
>he's now damage controlling
Thanks for being such a reliable idiot
go pongs
>>68101984
Oh yeah definitely but I'm trying to decide which one of your posts to copy/paste give me a sec ok
Just got back from work, is /cric/ finally gone?
>>68102123
it has only gotten worse
>>68102019
Why are you obsessed with a 12 year old girl?
>>68102019
>the pol poster is also the mentally ill degenerate pedophile
Cant say I am surprised, why don't you get asspained at the nanny and spam some more
>>68102054
reddit seems to have gotten lost on their way to protest evil evil /pol/ so they're shitting up this thread.
I miss the /cric/crocs.
How often do you wear your jerseys, /hoc/?
Do you find it acceptable to wear them outside? On off-days? Games when your team isn't playing?
>>68102276
>jerseys
>>68102309
Do you call them something different in the U.S. of A?
>>68102276
>jerseys
>>68102351
That depends, are you talking about hockey or some semen slurping sport?
>>68102276
Only to games, or if it's the finals and you're attending a party where other people are wearing jerseys. Being the only person wearing a jersey anywhere is shameful dispray.
How often do you wash your hockey sweaters, boys?
>>68102276
Wearing one right now.
t. Kings fan
>>68102375
Well, we are in /hoc/
>>68102403
Then yes in hockey they're called something different. Keep calling them jerseys and everyone will know you're a sunbelt fan
>>68102390
Isn't it too heavy for that socal heat? Doesn't it get stinky? A bit smelly?
>>68102435
But we call them jerseys over here, and even the NHL refers to them as jerseys :(
>>68102471
>implying I go outside
2 much heat
>>68102487
You guys also call soccer the wrong thing and drive on the wrong side of the road. Now you know!
>>68102562
>You guys also call soccer the wrong thing
don't even fucking start lad
>>68102594
Just remind him his words need more 'u's.
>>68102709
>tfw the amount of solar radiation due to no atmosphere has completely bleached that flag so now it looks like France went to the moon
sad af desu
>>68102874
Kek
>>68102709
We spell it 'väri'
>rags sandwich alliance
>>68102980
>"""studier""" of politics
>>68102980
>studier
dear god
>>68096750
fucking savage
>pete deboer has a signed Koran from Ali
Sharks will win the next two games but Pittsburgh will go up 3-2 in the series.
screen cap this
>>68103500
No. Sharks will be swept in 4.
>>68103500
shorks getting swept deßu famarino
>>68103500
i only see 2 scenarios
pens in 5 because the shorks rally tonight or pens in 4
>>68103517
nah, the refpuck is going to switch sides for the next two games and then Pittsburgh will be crying about it on the way back home.
All those little cheap shots by Malkin/Letang are about to be called in San Jose. You can count on it.
just need 36 more goals
>>68103564
>44 goals
full meme
>>68103564
>Florida and Dallas in the conference finals
>Tampa losing to Detoilet
whew, lad
Guess you're that Tampa hating Canadian, right?
R8 my meme
>>68103628
nope
>99th percentile, rank 7131
wat da fuck
at least I win /hoc/ league if pens win
Next wave of elite national talent:
RUS: Scherbak, Goldobin, Provorov and Samsonov
CAN: McDavid, Fabbri, Ekblad and Murray
SWE: Ek-Eriksson, W.Nylander, J.Larsson and Dansk
FIN: Laine, Puljujarvi, Honka and Korpisalo
USA: Eichel, Larkin, Hanifin and Gibson
CZE: Zacha, Pastranak, Vrana and Vanecek
Thoughts?
>>68103762
Replace Honka with Ristolainen
>>68103762
Vasilevsky is the next budding elite goaltender and better than Korpisalo.
He pretty much willed the lightning to a 7 game series and then gave them a chance in game 7 with his play.
The new expansions are loving it, they will inherit a long time ELITE in the making.
>>68103762
>finnish goaltending
>>68103762
>no kucherov and vasy
>>68103762
Larkin isn't good, fucking stop this already.
Guarantee in his entire NHL career he never breaks 30 goals a season
>>68103762
>Gibson
>Murray
>McMeme
>Larkin
>anyone from Finland
>>68103948
>>68103993
>hating on Larkin
why? he's not the best player ever but he'll have a good career and can play wing/center flex.
Speed and puck handling skills lead to success, just look at this Pittsburgh team right now.
besides, does anyone really want a regular season babby "superstar" like Stamkos/Ovechkin?
>>68103762
Scherbak sucks
>>68101445
>Biggest era babby
He's calling you underage because times when you could smoke cigs, and drink daily and still be a champion
>>68104048
Please stop. Larkin is a fucking meme. Hell never break 30 goals ever
>>68104048
>don't mention Sidney Crybaby
Bruh....
>Patrik Laine (2nd Euro): Listed: 6-foot-4, 206 lbs Combine: 6-foot-3.75, 201.3 lbs
not so fast
>>68104121
Simmonds and Marchand broke 30 goals this season.
If you actually believe that wasn't a total meme then lol @ (you)
>>68104194
>manlets
>>68104194
he's a growing boy!
Did they steal the logo?
>>68104322
It's a hockey team from Sochi. Same shield with a panther inside.
Smells like a Turkish rape babby in here
What's Puljus 40 time, lads?
>>68091584
puplix
>>68104341
Pretty sure that shield design is generic plus Vinny based it off of the 101st Airborne troops.
>>68104292
No. Saw a logo from the states that looked more liked it, but they probably didn't steal that either
>hockey """""""""""""sweaters"""""""""
>>68104384
Smuk please come back
>>68104455
>kill your enemy with kindness
>they still win
rrreeeeee
