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SEA:M's hit seven RBI singles in nine-run seventh
CIN:Suarez homers twice as Reds top Rockies
MIN:Park's three hits lead Twins to win over Rays
NYY:Pineda """"""""finds"""""""" form, strikes out eight Tigers
MIA:Yelich rips walk-off double to down Pirates
MLW:Anderson limits Phillies to one run in win
CLE:Lindor scores walk-off run against Royals
BAL:Adam Jones homers twice, Orioles win slugfest
NYM:Wright expected to be out for 'extended period'
PIT:McCutchen leaves with right thumb discomfort
PIT:Francisco Cervelli leaves with right foot injury
WAS:Nats expected to recall Trea Turner on Friday
jays pls win
Royals
>>68064564
no
t. marcus stroman shitposting from my hotel room right now
Giants
>cubes
>>68064609
STOP GETTING FUCKING SHELLED YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Royals
>cubes
>>68064695
fuck you
never fucking reply to me again unless you graduated from THE duke university
>cubks
>shitcongo
>joe memedon
>piss bryant
>>68064764
spooked
>pillates
>>68064607
>>68064705
>>68064549
>CLE:Lindor scores walk-off run against Royals
>>68064792
a leaf
>>68064609
THE Marcus Stroshit
Did you stop caring about pitching after you got your socio degree?
stop it tanaka
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>Dads
Memeiners
Still in shock at that comeback.
>>68065421
I was really drunk to that point of the game, and then as soon as they started winning I was nearly black out and thought I was imagining it
>>68065491
I got really drunk after the 7th. mostly sober now
How many games will the Phillies loss streak go?
I'm going with 15.
>>68065496
This shit is a curse breaker for that game against the Indians in 2001. This will be looked at as the most important game of this season
>>68065534
I got it outlined in gold on my magnetic schedule along with the Dae Ho and Martin walk offs.
I can't wait for the Padres chairman to comment on his team again.
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>Memeiners
>Michael Saunders has the best wRC+ of the jays and 20th best in the league
This can't be real
>>68064792
KC: Soria blows a fucking save worse than a virgin blows a dick.
>>68067334
What did he mean by this
Cusb think they actually have a chance to take back the crosstown cup next month when BASEDFATALBERS is going to be pitching and hitting again.
>>68068621
The ASG is a popularity contest. Normie fans don't give a fuck about sabermetrics. Hell they don't even know about them. Sooth your boobs.
>>68068842
Is he good or are you kidding
>>68068860
I'm unhappy with how meaningless ASG appearances are now.
>>68068885
While you are not wrong, you are a leaf. So obligatory dig at Canada incomming.
Dude weed lmao
>>68068873
He was solid in the first month, then hit a really really shitty patch. But he basically single handedly took down the Mest on wednesday. So i'm going to be hopefull and positive that he starts kicking ass again.
>>68068947
Ain't nothing wrong smoking a joint every now and then.
Pros:
>cueto tonight, samardzija tomorrow
>34 wins
>5.5 game lead
>good depth
>doyers
Cons:
>june
>pence is kill
>parker is meh
>subpar bullpen
>weak offense
How should i feel lads?
What the fuck happened last night?
>doyers
>>68069128
The giants only need a good closer. The Yankees have at least 2. To me it seems like the perfect match.
>>68069250
How often are "perfect match" trades actually made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmncfTtoZN8&feature=youtu.be
>Bryce Harper's last 190 PA: 11 HR
>Mike Trout's last 190 PA: 11 HR
>Madison Bumgarner's last 190 PA: 11 HR
top kek
>>68069292
Not very often. But if the Yankees continue to be hot garbage it makes no sense not to trade Chapman for prospects considering he's a FA next year. Obviously trades in sports are extremely complex with a multitude of obstacles.
Basically I'm just saying it would make the most sense for the giants to target Chapman. They're in glaring need of a closer or at the very least another great BP arm.
>>68068950
That sounds good on paper but
>mest
Stay your hopes
>>68069316
>umps
>>68069354
I'm all for Chapman as a Giant purely because this off season DG was constantly shitposting about how Chapman was gonna be a Dodger and they were gonna be unstoppable etc etc etc
>>68069354
I don't know if the Giants would touch Chapman with a 10 foot pole after his allegations.
>>68070325
I think if it was just for a playoff run they might?
It's true that it feels like the Giants shy away from the high-drama players, though
>lastros
>>68070325
If it would mean another shot at a world series I bet they would consider it.
>>68070344
>>68070448
I just don't see it. I feel like they know how the vibe affects or "seems" to affect everything. I think it's more likely that either a) Casilla gets his shit together and stops pitching like a scared child or b) Strickland really does become the failsafe surprise closer or c) Some other reliever shows the stuff
>>68069015
Drugs are degenerate, m'kay.
>>68070515
Assuming the giants are in the same spot, who would they target at the deadline?
>>68070398
>A's fan
>making fun of anyone
>>68070535
An outfielder. We have too many pitchers as it is. Guarantee it'll be an outfielder.
>>68070541
>>68070541
>.5 GB
I absolutely can, friend.
At least for the moment. :^)
>>68070586
You left out the "6"
>padres blow a 10 run lead not one week after the White Sox blew 6
>former sox players alexei ramirez and matt thornton were in that game
Whoops.
What happened to Brandon Morrow?
Is he still ded on the Dads?
So the Orioles and Sox split their series and it remains tight at the top of the ALE. Did we learn anything from this series?
I'm an O's fan but the Sox offense is just scary, if they sustain this they will take the division despite their shit pitching. O's definitely get a WC spot though. Toronto may also.
>>68071141
Any 3 can win the division. It's going to be a dog fight all year and it'll come down to divisional play. I'm not convinced Boston is the winner because their pitching is god awful.
>>68070672
It's hilarious isn't it? Only thing better would have been if Alexei had errors to cause some of those runs.
>>68064626
why was this homophobic biggot allowed in the park
>>68071225
Wait a minute. He did have an error.
LOL
go dbacks... beat the cubs...
>>68071351
Who would you want as SS. Alexei or Rollins.
>>68064564
this
>>68071372
>guy wearing an divegrass shirt to a baseball game has a stupid kid too
>>68071391
its usually an adult nigger who drowns
>>68070645
>>68070586
Theyre competing for not being last
Leave them alone
>>68071372
>Detoilet
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season
>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)
>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season
The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>68071518
put. your. trip. back. on.
>>68071538
K
>>68069128
The swoon is real. It's basically organizational philosophy to be crap in June at this point.
Tied for first with the Dodgers by July 1.
>>68071595
Dbacks vs Cubs
>>68071595
>>68071596
you cant make this shit up
LMAO
Melky Cabrera out on Family Emergency Leave List.
>>68071254
Please shut the fuck up. He's allowed to have his opinions. Get the dick out of your mouth and stop being an oversensitive faggot
>>68069172
Giants won a series on a shutout and Dodgers lost a series with their top SP prospect, maybe?
>>68071721
The Giants didn't win the series stupid
>>68071633
>Sands in left
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kelly nash or lauren shehadi?
>>68071633
50% of the offense gone just like that
>Chicago White Sox
>wear black socks
>>68069172
I don't understand the playoff odds thing at all
On May 18th, the dodgers were tied with the rockies for 3rd place and 2.5 games out of first
Yet here they are with higher odds than the jints to make the playoffs
Am I stupid?
>>68071968
It's a constant reminder/punishment
>>68071979
Here's another one that I don't get
The jays are two and a half games behind the O's and yet...?
>>68071740
Did he not blow a game after Melky got ejected for arguing strikes?
>>68071968
Cleveland Indians- no indian players
Los Angeles Angels- no angels/ not from la
Texas Rangers- no Rangers
Atlanta braves- no indians/team is filled with pussys
Fuck this team and their shitty pitching
>>68071979
>>68072154
This is projected rest of season factored in as well.
>>68072165
Precisely. And the Rangers figured to hit it to him on purpose after he came in and it payed off in dividends. So imagine if he starts.
>>68072166
>implying Trout isn't a Celestial sent down from the Heavens itself
>>68072272
Is the next half of the season really that bad for the O's? I guess it has to be, their odds of making the playoffs is lower than that Astros', currently.
>>68072309
Trout is a lot of natural skill combined with a diploma from the Arietta natty arms school of pilates
>>68072310
Guess so, no idea why though.
>>68072269
iktf
remember all those stories about lester wanting to come right back?
>>68072166
I remember Anaheim used to have angels who played in the outfield in the 90's
>>68072475
Those were the days. Can you imagine if /sp/ were existing back then?
>>68072475
That was a movie anon
make believe
The only way the Angels can win a pennant
>>68071633
Tommy Kahnle called up to be his replacement on the roster.
>>68072166
>Giants
>Not giant
>Dodgers
>Still HBP
>Rockies
>No rock music
>D-backs
>No gay sex
>Padres
>Not in Mexico
>Athletics
>Butler
>Mariners
>On land
>Astros
>On earth
Thirty-four and one half MILLION dollars a year to watch Zack Greinke be awful on an awful team with awful uniforms in some awful desert and they won't even get a ring, a pennant, a patch, a pat on the back, nothing
nothing
threw that money straight down the sewer
>>68071391
http://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/college/vanderbilt/2016/06/03/vanderbilt-pitcher-donny-everett-dies-drowning/85330776/
>My heart just sunk
the fucking madman
>>68072733
>we got two aces for the price of one
WHY IS NO ONE IN THE /PINGSWING/ THREAD FOR COLLEGE BASEBALL? REEEEEEEEEE
>>68072792
link it
>>68072618
>Rockies
>Not mountains holding bats
>>68072618
>Yankees
>Half the roster isn't from the USA.
>>68072618
>Rays
>get no sunshine because they play in a fucking dome
>>68072618
>St Louis Cardinals
>Toronto Blue Jays
>Baltimore Orioles
Not a single bird to be found
>>68072792
I made a college WS thread once for the heck of it. I don't even care about it myself.
>>68069931
Us WHOS guys are making an attempt to be more positive about the team. and here is me doing my part by putting faith in fat albers
>>68072771
>>68072771 #
Bumgarner and Cueto combined are making over $8 million less than Greinke this year (including signing bonuses) lel
>>68073101
Devil rays boy
>>68073370
Well there's none of those at Tropicana either.
>>68070992
Remember his 17K almost-no hitter against the Rays? Fuck he could've been so good.
>Brown catching Samardzija tomorrow
>>68073401
They have rays in fish tanks at the games, so you're wrong lol
rangers game going to get rained out tonight, lads?
>>68072165
>>68071740
Avi goes to left
Rollins is the DH
Shuck still in CF despite claims that Jackson is available again
>what in the fuck am I reading
>>68073729
>Jimmy Rollins
>DH
What an age we live in.
>>68073646
I hope not. This series is gonna be intense. Both teams tied for first.
>>68073729
>Rollins is the DH
>>68068593
>europoors
top lel
It really feels good being a Top 5 team in the MLB with a ROTY player and possible MVP candidate
>>68074746
It's honestly kind of sad. Yurop is straight up turning into commie central. Even with the re-education centers.
>>68074756
Top 5 in what? Wins? Because that's only stat the rangers are in the top 5. And even then they're tied with the mariners
>>68074805
>Top 5 al ba
>Top 5 al rbi
>Top 5 AL runs
Even Rangers pitching playing top shape and Darvish just got back
daaaaaaae hoooooooooooo
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/ChpRit3WEAQM798.mp4
>Dbags
>>68074936
Oh so now it's only AL. Kek
https://imgur.com/a/CfG0L
>shitcucko cubes
Someone save Arizona.
who /goingtoshitpostnomatterwhowins/ here
>>68075257
Should we just have an AL West megathread since Oakland plays Houston at the same time?
>>68075323
Would definitely liven up the thread 2bh
>>68075323
Would be neat. Some people are autismo about game threads but I'll make it and see how she goes
>>68075063
By the eye test and by wins Top 5 MLB stay salty
>>68075408
But they're not. What're you smoking on?
>>68075462
you are delusional don't reply to me again this is the last time I acknowledge you
>>68075494
>saying the rags are a top 5 mlb team
>constantly in the 5-10 spot for stats
>calling me delusional
Oh you
>>68075524
>5 isn't top 5
>thinks he isnt delusional
oh you
>>68075553
>constantly in the 5-10 spot
I said 5-10 not just 5. Man you messicans really need to work on your reading comprehension
I want this shirt, dammit
>>68075553
Guess 7-10 would be a better suggestion
>>68075600
Oh, also this is the hats the Phillies are wearing tonight
>>68074756
>MVP candidate
Who the fuck would that be?
>>68075323
>mfw ALC megathread
twinks not invited of course
and of course that means ALE megathread also possible, that one would be huge, especially since it's the rays not involved
>>68075615
I'm fine with being a Top 8 team in MLB consistently.
Top 5 AL
Still one of the best teams :^)?
>That guy who thinks Mike Trout is better than Bryce Harper
>Pence out 8 weeks after complete tear of hamstring tendon
>Pence out 8 weeks after complete tear of hamstring tendon
>Pence out 8 weeks after complete tear of hamstring tendon
>>68076030
Yeah. AL west isn't too shit for once.
>>68076103
Bryce Harper is shit.
>4 Man Rotation meme
>>68076228
I guess that makes Mike Trout worse than shit!
>>68076230
>Pitching on 3 days rest meme
>>68076241
Mike Trout is an insult to shit.
tarp up at Globe Life park
>not having a retractable roof
cmon guys its 2016
>>68076105
Even year magic end confirmed yeah.
>>68076334
In Texas, yes they should have one. But in Pittsburgh? Nah
>John Lackey's 2.88 ERA is the highest of the Cubs starters
LGTSS
>suckey
>>68076366
>tfw 0 (zero) starters with sub 3 ERA
thank god for the bullpen
>>68073271
jesus, what a shitty stadium
reminder that the barves are still the worst offensive team EVER in the history of the national league
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=nl&qual=0&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=1871&ind=1&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=17,a
>>68076366
That's ridiculous...
Honestly, what's with this huge explosion in pitching lately? Is it just me? Am I going crazy?
>>68076458
What American League "Team" was worse?
>>68076334
Please no delay. This series is gonna be awesome.
>>68076503
The Twins.
>>68076105
>already having bullpen problems
>now jints need an outfielder too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68073271
>>68076430
And they can barely fill over half of it.
Meanwhile with the Cubs...
>38,813 (94.8% full)
>>68076503
None actually. It just shows all the small defunct leagues if you back that far. The worst offensive AL team was the 1920 Athletics.
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=al&qual=0&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=1871&ind=1&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=17,a
The best offensive AL team ever is the current 2016 Red Sox
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=al&qual=0&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=1871&ind=1&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0
>It's my first start
>I pitch a pretty good game, but it's a loss
>I gave up only one run!
>It was a home run
>To a pitcher
>An American League Pitcher
>Who was having his first at bats since pre-college baseball
Who am I?
>>68076619
Nola
>His qtprospect didn't pitch 8 innings of one hit ball
Drop Peavy, Beede when?
>>68076713
Correct!
>It's 2005, my only season in Major League Baseball
>I've never had a professional at-bat before this season (That's 12 seasons!)
>In my second professional at-bat, I faced Randy Johnson
>He's pretty scary
>Like, really scary
>So I went up to the plate, and did what any late 30's relief pitcher would do
>I hit an RBI double
Who am I?
>>68076105
Fuck this gay earth. He will never be healthy. This is Pagan's last year of his contract. They need to not resign his always injured ass and get a good, young, healthy outfielder, and hope that Pence can stop getting hurt. Span is getting old and has a history of injuries too. WHY can't they all just stay healthy!!??
>>68076877
>12 seasons
Sorry, meant 16 seasons
So, what's more rigged. Umpires, NBA Refs, or MLB the Show?
>>68077195
White sox Tigers
royals indians
>>68077203
>>68077203
>>68077203
>>68077077
The American Presidential Election
HIYOOOO
>>68077077
OOTP 16
>>68077271
Angels/Pirates
>>68075323
>Oakland and Houston
Sounds fun. We can add another 9 posters to the Ms Rags thread
>>68077077
Umpires can be bad and have a strange self importance complex in MLB, but on the whole in terms of correct calls NBA refs are much worse.
>>68076366
That's nuts. I don't know what's weirder, that Lackey is still this good or that he's being outperformed by Jason fucking Hammel and Kyle Hendricks.
>>68075323
>no angels
I like it
DAVID PRICE BTFO
im a rays fan but i wish theyd just relocate this team.
Xander Dogfarts sucks balls.
>>68077930
I sometimes forget the Rays are even a team 2bh. I was talking to my buddy the other day and he mentioned Tampa Bay and for the life of me I couldn't remember your team's name.
>>68077930
>an actual rays fan
holy shit it's like seeing bigfoot
![a4s_djkitty100510_143104a_8col[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0zbzN61.jpg "a4s djkitty100510 143104a 8col[1]")
>>68078067
its just one embarrassing season after another. its not even like the players are that shit, they just underperform and shit the bed all over themselves. plus im sick of the team turning into reddit shit like this designed to appeal to kids even though everyone under 50 here only watches football or hockey. I remember watching the world series run and thinking how they might actually become a serious team and then theyve just routinely shit the bed season after season.
>>68077646
>Price @ Fenway
May as well be Buccholz desu
>>68077930
>>68078067
Tampa shouldn't have a major league team. They already have a minor league team that is affiliated with a division rival, the Yankees.
>>68078142
>>68077930
do they have internet in prison now?
>>68078142
Don't be a Debbie downer. You'll always have 201 Dat Night
>>68078229
the stadium up the road from my house hosts filthy for spring training and after they won the orld eries they had congrats filthy posters all over the place. i fucking hate it. i hate this team. i hate the yankees. i hate filthy. baseball is basically more or less dead to me. yet i cant root for another team because i dont like rooting for teams not in the city i live in
figured we would start the shitposting early
Mariners-Rangers and Athletics-Astros AL W thread
>>68078255
>>68078255
>>68078255
>>68078255
>>68077215
The Democratic side.
>>68078261
I think anyone with a brain in their heads would rather have a World Series or championship contending team than "we were on the winning side of a regular season choke that one time"
>>68078249
>hrr hrr lex hrr hrr
Is there a more useless player than Josh Thole?
>SYNDERBUST
HES LITERALLY FINISHED
>mets
>>68078400
Any pitcher batting.
>>68072166
>Cleveland Indians- no indian players
Actually we do have one
>nashitnals
SF Giants vs St. Louis Cardinals
8:15 PM ET | 5:15 PM PT
>>68078443
>>68078443
>>68078443
>>68078490
that's way early mang
get Gio the fuck out of there
Who /firstplacebyatleastfivegames/ here?
>>68078456
Ya but pitches can pitch. Thole can't hit nor play catcher.
>>68078285
Maybe be a Marlins fan. It's close enough I'd say.
>>68078456
>implying
https://twitter.com/theaceofspaeder/status/738447588966338562
No matter how this game ends, our offense at least scored four runs.
>>68078609
Now post their slash lines, I'm sure Bumgarner is still right up there with Trout and Harper
>>68078517
Someone requested I do today's matchup thread.
Had to do it now; my sched is packed today and may not be able to do it before game time.
>>68078517
Not really. I'd rather have one person make one 28 minutes early than have 3 made right as the game is starting because no one made one. The one he made yesterday was way too early though, like 50 minutes early
156/200/375
143/234/214
I'll let you guess which one is thole and which one is madison
>>68078721
Sucking dick for meth doesnt qualify as a packed schedule
>>68078741
>214 SLG
JUST
>>68069349
I call plagiarism on you, sir.
>>68078609
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/madison-bumgarners-offensive-plan/
>A pitcher has maintained a wRC+ over 100 since 2014
>>68078567
Nah I live in Tampa
>>68078741
thole has more at bats than bumgarner
>>68078817
>wRC+
Statistic discarded
>>68078946
>implying wRC+ isn't the most patrician hitting stat
>>68064549
>Castro blows a bubble as he throws
GODLIKE
did Baker unironically let Gonzalez go back out there?
We can all agree bumgarner is the best hitting pitcher in baseball, compared to the rest of the leagues pitchers its like comparing mike trout to alcides escobar.
bumgarner has a 37% strikeout rate
he has a .200 OBP
he has a .140 batting average
that means he has more than 1 in 3 chance of not even putting the ball in play
he will move up a runner or get on base in 1 in 5 plate appearances
he will possibly drive in a run in 1 in 7 plate appearances
this means that statistically speaking bumgarner is extremely likely to not contribute a single thing offensively in a game, and hes the best pitcher in baseball by a long shot
so the best of the best in terms of hitting pitchers will statistically contribute fucking nothing offensivly to a standard 9 inning game of baseball
>>68078946
Name a better one that measures offensive ability
>>68078743
Wew lad, over the line
>>68079032
someone who drives in a run 1 in 7 plate appearances would actually be pretty good, desu, at least for the current giants offense
>>68078971
>>68079039
Batting average, OBP, slugging percentage, on base plus slugging, home runs, hits, RBIs.
>>68079131
Wow! you mean that seven stats combined is better than one by itself?
>>68079131
None of those are perfect on their own. wRC+ takes into account a wide variety of hitting stats and also park-adjusts them.
>>68079104
he has a 1 in 7 chance of getting a base hit with a ball in play, that doesnt mean he drives in a run every 7 plate appearances it means he puts the ball in play and reaches safely 1 in 7 times he goes up to bat, the actual numbers are much lower because you need a runner on 2nd at least
>>68079061
its true
>>68079194
i misunderstood your post senpai, my bad
>>68079179
No, I mean each of those stats tell me more, and are thus better than wRC+, by themselves.
>>68079258
>HRs are more important than WRC+
>>68079032
Even in hitting he's second to Kershaw lol.
Pitcher Basehits Since 2011:
>Kershaw :69 hits
>Greinke:68 hits
They didn't even mention bumgarner lol
>>68079032
Not so fast with those assumptions
>>68079302
Dingers are like totally the only thing that matter.
>>68079302
Ops and BA are the two best offensive stats, QS and ERA are the two best pitching stats, fielding percentage is the best defense stat and WAR is the best mixture stat. wRC+ is an autistic meme stat that doesn't tell anyone anything.
>>68079324
Please tell me you're not actually this stupid
Why are Doyers fans so touchy about Madison Bumgarner, especially in relation to Clayton Kershaw?
>>68079789
Something something Cy Youngs
Something something Multiple entries
>Phillies actually scoring runs
I almost forgot what it was like.
>FP's reaction to Mrs. Redlegs
god damn I love this guy
>>68079789
I don't know, but it feels pretty good that Bumgarner is just now entering his peak years
>>68079789
It's actually the opposite. You can't say anything good about Kershaw's career without some SF retard going on about rings and Bumgarner's 40 innings against KC.
I got some Diamond Club tickets at the Mets-Marlins game tomorrow.
What should I shout at the batter?
>>68080217
"Hey Batter batter heeeey batter batter SWING!"
>>68079789
this whole meme died last week when Bumgarner came out and said he worships Kershaw and considers him the greatest ever.
>>68080249
Yeah fucking right. Source?
>>68080074
I'm not a fan of either team, but as soon as one is mentioned the other is mentioned shortly after.
Bumgarner's WORSE post-season start is WORSE than Kershaw's worst post-season start.
.
Phillies unis are pretty good but wish they wore powder blue.
>>68080074
Scrabble champion Diane Firstman keeps track of pitching matchups with a high number of Scrabble points. Firstman said Monday's matchup between the Giants' Jeff Samardzija and the Braves' Mike Foltynewicz set a record with 60 points, using standard Scrabble rules.
>>68080074
That's not really true. I'm a Giants fan and when Kershaw is brought up I just acknowledge them and remind them that they're beating a dead a horse. We get it. Kershaw is awesome. No one needs to be told this anymore
>mfw Phillies bout to start a 6 game win streak
>>68080338
The first "worse" should be "worst", not "worse".
>>68080377
Ugh. All summerfags must die.
>>68080429
Well that's piss boy. He has an insatiable thirst for kershaws cock.
>>68080074
lol literally just typed in "Kershaw Bumgarner" on Twitter.
SF wants attention 24/7. It really is sad that you win 3 WS in 6 years and yet vmhave this level of insecurity.
>>68080437
wut knee grow?Powder blue phillies uniforms are the best in the game
>Scrabble champion Diane Firstman keeps track of pitching matchups with a high number of Scrabble points. Firstman said Monday's matchup between the Giants' Jeff Samardzija and the Braves' Mike Foltynewicz set a record with 60 points, using standard Scrabble rules.
Loney with number 100
>>68080500
>talk about players on your team
>insecure
Lol...okay?
>>68080756
Wow, the 100th hit of his career!
>>68080500
Bridget knows whatup
>>68080798
Do you actually agree or are you being sarcastic?
>>68080894
3 rings versus 0 and 0
Hmmm...
>>68080798
anyone named bridget is automatically an idiot in all intellectual fields
>>68080776
>want to engage in PITCHING discussion about top pitchers
>bring up HITTING
You might be twice as stupid
>>68080976
>0 individual pitching accomplishments
Even Arrieta has one. It's just pathetic at this point to call Bum a top pitcher when he isn't even the "ace" of his team anymore.
>>68080798
>1 game sample size
>women
>>68081087
>bumgarner isn't a top pitcher
>>68081022
I didn't see that part at the bottom lol
Still, pissboi is as insecure as it comes. Constantly feeling the need to remind people of his boyfriend's regular season stats if you bring up the fact that he pitches like shit in the post season
>>68081087
>0 individual pitching accomplishments
I guess he won the 2014 World Series MVP off his bat?
Which happens first? :
>Bumgarner Cy Young
>Kershaw second MVP
>Cubs win WS
> Reddick
Is Marco Estrada elite?
>>68081087
Weak b8 m8
>sub 2 ERA pitcher isn't an ace
lol
>>68081163
How many cy youngs tho?
Cueto > Bumgarner at this point
Is Wainwright that bad? When did his ERA blow up so much?
>>68081324
...why are you so fucking stupid?
>>68081249
Bumgarner coming out of the closet as a female transgender is more likely than him ever winning Cy Young.
>hurr durr why did the blow gays trade for grilli
>2 holds
>throws more than 50% strikes
>hr/fb % under 20
hes literally the 4th best pitcher in this bullpen
>>68081368
Bumshit is good in not memeing but Cueto has literally always been better year to year.
>>68081400
That doesn't answer the question at all
Imagine how fucking tragic it must be to count your team's Cy Youngs over rings lmao
>>68081494
Yeah, but you bring up Cy Youngs and then bring up Cueto who also has none, and then say Cueto is better "at this point" when Bumgarner is having a better year and is literally elite this year. You seem to be just spouting things to try and trigger Giants fans
>>68081644
Cueto in 2014 is better than Bumgarner.... EVER.
Cueto is a better pitcher than Bumgarner through advanced metrics. Why are you mad?
>>68081559
Pretty sure Dodgers got more Cy Youngs than any team in baseball by a comfortable margin and also more rings than SF.
>>68081754
>muh metrics
Listen to yourself. Just, read what you just posted, you kissless virgin.
Please phillies don't choke this game
>>68081807
Have you even seen the Dodgers win a ring
I know I haven't
>>68081807
That was literally three decades ago. You probably weren't even a thought in your mom's meth addled brain.
>>68081754
I know all of this and I'm not mad. But you're claiming Bumgarner isn't an ace when he has the third best ERA in baseball and is obviously better than Cueto this year lol. You're fucking stupid if you believe that, but I don't think you do
4-2 against the White Sox
4-1 against the Royals
6-0 against the Tigers
Just a friendly reminder that the Indians are winning the Central this year
It's a shame the Reds lose so many games, we legit have an above average offense.
just fuck my team up senpai
windians!
>>68082243
the starters have been consistently decent for the most part too. it's the damned bullpen
>>68082307
Lol, what are you doing
>>68082243
>we
>eating chili over pasta noodles
you deserve what you get, meth head
>in b4, muh St. Louis
>>68082307
Are you okay man? Should I call for help?
.5 games back
>>68082307
pathetic: the post (you)
Gossage is asleep, post bat flips
>>68082307
Dude, did Bum rape your sister or something?
>>68082307
embarrassing post, bro
>>68082420
>The Mistake By The Lake
>>68082307
(You) sure are one miserably pathetic and jealous faggot lol
>>68082307
this nigga screencapped the fucking thread with his fucking (you)'s
damn, that's some stupid shit
tbqh i find both dodgers and giants fans annoying
>>68082505
>"I'm mad, on Line 1."
>>68081807
>also more rings than SF
.. no, they don't
>Bryce Harper
Someone post the pasta.
come watch the blow gays bullpen blow a 4 run lead
>>68082861
too late the resd are already in the process of blowing a 5 run lead
>>68082917
(you)
>>68082734
>"I'm dumb and lonely, on Line 2" (you)
>>68082829
pls no
>>68082307
Oh lord, is this a new chapter of DG screen shots
>>68082861
HEY FUCK YOU
Adam Duvall for MVP!!!!
>>68082861
GOATsuna time
>>68083174
>tfw we could have kept him
>we got parKer instead
memegaerts streak over?
>>68080432
There's no way they are sweeping the cubs desu
>>68081889
May not blow this game but...... soon
>>68083174
is the MVP allowed to be on a team that might lose 100 games?
>>68083287
>doubting the meme magic of the Phillies
Big mistake
>>68083385
3 run lead is the Most dangerous lead
>he deleted the post
>>68083287
>thinking they're not going to sweep cubs and take 2 from the nats
why?
>>68083384
If the only reason that team may lose 100 games is because of its bullpen, then yes.
>>68083478
Because they just got swept by both of those teams last week. Did you forget that quickly?
>Miguel Cabrera left tonight's game with lower back tightness and is day-to-day.
>>68083477
nice dubs, never forget
>>68083562
>Detoilet
puig is kill
go jints
>>68083713
Good news for Dodgers fans honestly
LGTSS
>the Washitton Nashitnals
>letting the Reds bullpen strike you out 7 times
Bryce Harper isn't worth the paper he's printed on.
>you now remember what winning feels like
>>68083385
>1 game winning streak
Woo Hoo
Back on track baby
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PHILLIES WIN
HAHAHAHAHA
>SHILLWUAKEE
6 WIN STREAK HAS BEGUN
>>68084054
It's been so long...
desu, windians
>.@Dodgers place OF Yasiel Puig (strained left hamstring) on 15-day DL.
>>68083534
lol one of mackanins great tricks.They'll have a false sense of security now and it's the time to strike at them
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ortiz about to hit a grand slam to walk off for the red sox, tune in
>>68084195
Keep in mind that Adam Morgan is slated to start a game against the Cubs. They have chance to take 2 of 3.
>>68079482
>ninny league pitchers
>>68084443
fuck off we're trying to make meme magic
>>68084266
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>68084443
Offering my energy to Big Papi desu
>>68084465
Morgans streaky as fuck.He might be due to have a good outing.
or shit the bed
I want the Phillies to go to the postseason.
Buck truck rolls on
>bustfarts streak ends
lmao tbqh
>>68084557
should be offering memes to the meme god
pic related
>>68084443
offering my ass to Big Papi for sexual penetration
>>68084635
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK NIGGER
WE'RE TALKING PHILLIES SHITPOSTING RIGHT NOW NOT PLEB TIER REPOSTS
>>68084635
Lol, a city full of apes jumping on police cars.
>>68084652
we/WS/now
PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68084734
>a city full of bombs going off at marathons
lmao
>>68084652
Who is the Fanatic? Why does he wear the WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?
>ESPN talking about UFC for 15 minutes
>not talking about phillies amazing win
wow this show really has gone down hill
>the streak is over
barry bonds should be struck from all records lists
i also think anyone playing in colorado should have an asterisk next to their home run count
>>68084816
the phanatic is the most famous mascot in american sports.No one knows what he is but he came from the galapagos islands and dances with other mascots called the Galapagos Gang.Also he has a mom that regularly visits him during games.
>>68084927
should boston players have doubles count asterisk?
>>68084927
Why only Barry though?
>>68084916
me in the car
>>68084862
>Regular season boreball
LITERALLY NOBODY CARES YOU STUPID FUCK
>>68084956
His mother's a whore desu
>>68084986
not just him, other roiders as well
>>68084981
half an asterisk
>Ali in critical condition
Fuck lads
>>68085052
that why he threw a baseball at her head
>>68085020
>your life
>LITERALLY NOBODY CARES YOU STUPID FUCK
ftfy loser
>>68085020
don't you have apehoop nignogs to blow???
>>68084916
Unironically didn't do anything wrong desu
>>68084652
>Smashing opponents helmets
>Tricking drunken hewers to flash their tittays
>2 foot long tongue
Is there any better mascot in baseball? San Diego chicken is the only one that comes to mind.
>>68064549
How bout those O's
>>68084266
Meme Magnets
How do they work?
>>68085868
I honestly thought we'd lose that one. The lads didn't use all the O up, thank god
Don't know what was up with Tillman though. Dude was SHOOK
>Cubs get another crushing win
>The Who get handed another crushing defeat.
>Deep Dish that isn't from Ginos is good
All is right in Chicago.
>tfw he'll be robbed of his first ASG
>>68086226
>ottomans will eventually choke
You're right, all is well
>>68086226
>'go 'za
>>68086300
Which won't happen, but the Who will be lucky to finish above .400 at the rate they're playing
>>68086226
I was rooting for the Cubbies to win it if my team didn't make it, but now I hope to see the greatest collapse in baseball history with how arrogant you idiots are being
>>68086398
>Which won't happen
kek
>>68086510
>Implying you aren't a butthurt Sux fan
Also, what the fuck is up with your mascot? He looks like a Chinese Bootleg version of the Phillie Phanatic
>>68086629
I am a Sox fan, you're right
the RED Sox!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
>>68086766
Thanks for the Dumping off your GM to us, Good luck in memeing your way to the playoffs and not collapsing like you did in 2011.
>>68086851
You're welcome for the GM, and the pitcher, both seem to be doing well for you
They'll meme their way in alright, and it isn't going to be fun to watch unless they fix the pitching soon
are the dodgers seriously going to get shut out by the braves
>Shane Greene activated from 15-day DL
>>68085151
>>68085223
>le 162 games a season
>i care about le every single one xD
nobody gives a fuck faggots
>>68086629
Why are cub fans so defensive
>>68087142
Offense is the best defense.
It's why our Run differential is so godly.
>>68087183
>Offense is the best defense.
Is that why you get offended at everything?
>>68087183
the starters also all have ERAs below 3. cant hurt
>>68087281
Is that why you're so defensive?
>>68087308
wat
WE COMING FOR UR SEED RED SUX
*LOUD JAY NOISES*
trea turner has got to be the single gayest name in the history of mlb
>>68087281
>current year
>being offended
>>68087382
>still in 3rd
>talking about 1st
lol
People who talk on the phone and wave to the camera while sitting behind home plate should be banned from ever attending another MLB game again.
Is there a better feeling than when your team wins and your division rival is in the process of losing, /sp/?
>>68087565
probz not desu
Arenado chimping out
https://streamable.com/0th1
>>68087604
I would be pissed too if my team dropped 3 games to Cincinnati desu
>>68086226
Yeah, I love deep dish
>>68087382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uTMH1SQUpw
I heard that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
Any truth to that?
>>68087716
Dodgers falseflagger here, can confirm.
>>68087716
Funny, I heard that beating the Giants is equivalent to winning the WS for Dodgers fans.
>mfw bypassed the la dogs blackout n listening to da gawd scully
>>doyers
>>68087781
Nah.
The Dodgers rivals are the Yankees, Red Sox and Cardinals.
>>68087604
What happened exactly?
>>68087833
Yeah, a fourth place team, a second place team, and a third place team sounds about right for Dodgers rivals
Maybe throw in a triple-A team or two for good measure
>>68087716
nope. But beating a AAA/AA team is the equivalent of winning the pennant to them
>>68087866
All the relevant teams have down periods at some point.
>>68087863
He was mad at the catcher for making the pitcher throw a first pitch fastball in the zone. It ended up being a 3 run homer
>>68087863
matt kemp hit an almost 500 foot 3 run homer
hes upset the rockies keep fucking up
>>68087905
Twenty seven years of down periods, eh?
>>68087833
Hell, even the Angels are bigger rivals than the Giants
>>68087905
>doyers won in 1988
>sox in 2013
>yanks in 2009
>cards in 2011
>giants won in 2010/12/14
>implying the doyers are good
(You)
>>68087933
How was the Giants postseason last year?
Dodgers "fans" think their kickaround free-wins team is anyone's rival
>>68088000
the exact same as the dodgers. No pennant ,no trip the the WS, nothing
https://twitter.com/csarduy/status/738936241794605056
your home team is retarded to not look up the fact that ali is not dead already but give him a tribute anyways thinking he is dead
FUCK THE MARLINS
>>68088015
>free wins
>multiple games above .500
LOL ok.
upton jr just stole home, arenado gonna kill someone in his dugout
>>68088036
>1 game above .500
>multiple
>>68088036
>multiple games above .500
You might wanna check your standings again, champ.
>Melvin Upton stole home with the bases loaded
>>68088036
>W-we won a game this year, might even win another by the all-star break
Ya got me, kiddo. The powerhouse juggernaut Los Angeles Dodgers are the team to beat this year
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/miami-marlins/article81755777.html
actually it gets worse samson is "saying" that they announced his death wasnt an accident.
lol they are going to hell
>>68088054
>>68088068
Yeah, but we're playing the Braves
That's 3 free wins, easy. So we're already 4 games above .500. And one of those games is being pitched by Kershaw, an automatic win and owner of the Braves
>Harold already has a setpiece ready for the steal home
Best at what he does
>>68088091
didnt the dodgers get swept by the dads?
>>68088085
>wasnt an accident.
what the fuck
>>68088075
jesus how does that even happen
>>68088104
No. The Dodgers did rape the Dads 3 straight games though
This team almost got relocated to Toronto and Tampa Bay and is consistently overshadowed by another team in its state, causing its fans to be completely obsessed.
What team am I?
>>68088124
3 straight? Is that right?
Based Phanatic
>>68088124
>>68088104
dont the dads have a pennant more recently than the dodgers?
Kinda feel sorry for Kershaw that he's forced to waste his talent on an absolutely shitty minor league team. Dodgers are 18-37 right now if they don't have Kershaw. Disgusting. Dodgers fans should be begging for his release, for the good of the sport.
>>68088175
they sure do
>>68088175
The Padres have never won a World Series and are only home games for opposing teams
The LA Dodgers have 5 WS rings
>>68088139
I didn't know the cubs almost moved to tampa
>>68088242
the dodgers havent made the WS in over 27 years, while the Padres did
>>68088175
every team in the NL West has
>>68088242
Ok but the dodgers have a pennant recently right? I mean they have the largest payroll in baseball, they had to have had a WS appearance at this point right? Theres no way they choke every post season right?
>>68088243
he was talking about Giants...
>>68088281
>is consistently overshadowed by another team in its state
cant be the giants
>>68088299
that's not what Dodgers fans think
>>68088172
kek
Was at that game
>>68088278
>early
my autism will not stand for this desu
>>68088273
Doyers are the biggest tryhard team right now in this era. They are just a mess in terms of team heart. They couldn't make a bullpen to save their lives.
last
>>68088478
except here I am posting this post right here
